Thursday, May 03, 2007

No, you're wrong.

So...I've decided that sports is dead to me right now. Draft and all the hype surrounding it is over. I could care less about the respective playoffs happening. And the Cubs still suck. Thank God for NASCAR.

With that said, I really don't feel like expanding on my point. Instead, I will be lazy and post the internet.















If you're good, I might post more next week.

528 comments:

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Beth said...

The Cubs may still suck but at least the Braves are still in first place. And now ElP gets to be reminded of that everytime he looks at LOV today. :-)

El Padrino said...

thanks beth
i'll be sure to remind you when they flip flop for the tenth time

El Padrino said...

someone needs to help freak bust out of his sports slump

El Padrino said...

kobe telling management something has to be done is hilarious considering he helped run the best center (at the time) out of LA

hahahahah

fuck you kobe you'll never win one alone

you are not jordan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

El Padrino said...

i realize the bonds thing is an elephant in the room but damn 12 away from 755

fuck

there is nothing we can do
it's going to happen and because of baseball ignoring steroids we have no choice but to realize it

that sucks

ToddPacker said...

eb's tjw stuff was funny

ToddPacker said...

re: bonds

i still think something will happen that will cause him not to break the record.... last minute evidence or something from mlb that will ban him for life.... wishful thinking, maybe

El Padrino said...

very wishful

even if names come out of this clubhouse guy or balco rears it's head again you can't punish those players for sterioid use in the 90's because it was not illegal

baseball fucked up big time

El Padrino said...

the record is going to happen tp

and it will be honored in the books
* maybe

ToddPacker said...

i still think bonds is shady/dumb enough to be doing illegal stuff right now... maybe bud has some secret agent stuff on the back burner waiting to bust out when bonds gets to 750... more wishful thinking

El Padrino said...

we can only hope for the piano fallin out of the sky sceanrio

or a hancock

ToddPacker said...

it would be funny if bonds gets 754 and every team decided to intentionally walk him every ab

El Padrino said...

or drill him

The Great I Am said...

follows the cubs and nascar? no wonder he hates good sports.

El Padrino said...

WHY NOT US?

Phillies closer Tom Gordon is headed back to Philadelphia to have pain in his right shoulder examined.

The Great I Am said...

i would condone the drilling/walking

ToddPacker said...

looking at todays baseball standing 3 funny things stand out to me:

yanks are in last place

devil rays are in 3rd

cards lost 5 straight and are in last



hahahahahahahaha

The Great I Am said...

"Kobe Bryant has won just four playoff games since his split with Shaq."

main caption on wwl. awesome.

ToddPacker said...

"follows the cubs and nascar? no wonder he hates good sports"


i don't know if i would go so far as classify nascar as a sport

El Padrino said...

and let the record show he said "thank god" for nascar

wow freak

The Great I Am said...

nascar aint a sport

El Padrino said...

I feel like i should share this video with LOV

El Padrino said...

and LOB is updated

i will update twice a week

ToddPacker said...

blocked, but i've seen that vid... dude was out cold before he hit the floor

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Anything new after mulling over the trade last night ELP?

The Great I Am said...

ep is a professional drinker

The Great I Am said...

corbin with fantasy talk.. like clockwork.

El Padrino said...

corb i accepted it
but yahooo is not recognizing it
maybe because i have another trade pending that i accepted?

weird, i accepted it three times

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

That doesn't sound right...maybe try and propose me the same deal and i'll see if i can accept...(i've had multiple trades going down at the same point before)

blue said...

corbs been going down on multiple teams at once?

El Padrino said...

ok corb done

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

RE:"corbin with fantasy talk.. like clockwork."

Blue with homoerotic fantasies...like clockwork"

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

done and done

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Congratulations on acquiring your new infield ELP

El Padrino said...

and congrats to you for a superstar outfield

see you in the playoffs

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Hopefully (for you) it's not the first round...err...what am i saying, i'll have a bye

blue said...

corbin is starting to get kind of weazy on us

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Wow...i'll tone it back, dont need any of that (weazy) cancer

The Great I Am said...

just incase any of you forgot..

dreams dont come true, youre not good enough and you might as well give up now.

fyi.

The Great I Am said...

also: no matter how good you are, there's always someone better than you.

blue said...

dreams do not come true...also there is no santa claus, and the eater bunny might be fake too.

ToddPacker said...

"corbin is starting to get kind of weazy on us"


definitely in the neighborhood

Beth said...

"no matter how good you are, there's always someone better than you"

Well unless you're TJW that is...

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

For TJW wouldn't it be

"no matter how good you are, there's always someone more aesthetically pleasing than you"?

El Padrino said...

wondwer if zeke enjoyed himself at the game

understatement of the week.

El Padrino said...

thanks for the uplifting message iam

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Or

"no matter how good you are, there's always someone more willing to get on a blog and brag about how much they can bench, rip off their body fat percentage, and rip off how quickly they ran their latest 400?"

El Padrino said...

47 sucks

so i wrote something

The Great I Am said...

dont thank me, thank Grandpa Hate.

jugdish said...

Just catching up on tjw comments from yesterday...

"..so yes I am basically a pro athlete in appearance...."

like Warren Sapp?

jugdish said...

"even if names come out of this clubhouse guy or balco rears it's head again you can't punish those players for sterioid use in the 90's because it was not illegal"

Do you mean not against baseball rules, or not against the law?

blue said...

I don't believe any of it...I will celebrate Barry's achievement

El Padrino said...

there were no banned substances
so i guess MLB

i assume they could be punished by the law but isn't there some sort of statue of limitations that says crimes cannot be punishable after a certain period of time
?

if i'm wrong then great

jugdish said...

Hell...where are the resident LOV lawyers when we need them. I always thought it was against the law then, but that doesn't mean anything. Bonds can get in trouble for perjury though

jugdish said...

Bonds hit another one last night...I heard he had 4 cans of Red Bull before the game and a cup of coffee.

El Padrino said...

maybe beth knows
she slept with a lawyer last night

El Padrino said...

oh wait i forgot to add this

: )

El Padrino said...

dammit

:-)

jugdish said...

Jackie Chiles?

Beth said...

Yeah ElP, thanks for adding the smiley face, it makes all the difference to me. (And yes, that's sarcasm.)

But nope, didn't sleep with a lawyer last night, but I might tonight.

El Padrino said...

you go girl

blue said...

where is freak...

yahoo won't let me activate a guy off the DL, he's pitching today and I need him to go.

thejaywhite said...

didnt your mothers ever tell you dont talk about people when they aint around

jugdish said...

I don't have to listen to my mother's advice now...I don't live at home or drive her car.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

It's a bit more difficult than walking upstairs for us to consult with the motherly advice

jugdish said...

MOM!!! The meatloaf!!! FUCK!!!

ebntx said...

It's a bit more difficult than walking upstairs for us to consult with the motherly advice"

i doubt it is even that hard for him. i am sure he still sneaks into their bed at night because of the bad man in his closet.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I held an old NY Nets championship trophy this AM and, the ball Rick Barry used to score his 10,000th career point.

thejaywhite said...

ya like id drive my moms car

jugdish said...

Only if she is there with you...that's how the permit works.

ebntx said...

so she still drives you around then?

El Padrino said...

nice deke

ebntx said...

deke, put a few bricks in the box and keep those for yourself.

blue said...

I like Bill Bradley

thejaywhite said...

so anyways..looks like i got lucky picking up josh bard...cause pizza man got hurt last nite

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

and you could have added him to you DL and still gotten bard

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...
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Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

RE: "yahoo won't let me activate a guy off the DL, he's pitching today and I need him to go."

Activating from the DL cannot occur on the same day he starts, as this process takes a day. If you'll notice he's available to be in your lineup tomorrow...

ToddPacker said...

"yahoo won't let me activate a guy off the DL, he's pitching today and I need him to go"


you might have to drop a guy 1st... before you activate off the dl

ToddPacker said...

"Activating from the DL cannot occur on the same day he starts, as this process takes a day. If you'll notice he's available to be in your lineup tomorrow..."


i don't think so

blue said...

that is ridiculous...that's not how it works in the real world, or even in ESPN's fucked program...I understand not being able to pick somebody up off waivers and play them that day, but activating from the DL should not take a day.

blue said...

I did drop a guy, but yahoo effectively doesn't let me drop him until tomorrow, so my roster size is too big today to activate somebody off the DL

blue said...

oh well...then i hope mussina gets rocked today

ToddPacker said...

yahoo sucks

blue said...

and end fantasy talk........now

blue said...

where has tem been today? maybe he's at applebees again

blue said...

for ctrl+f sake

rev

wc

ToddPacker said...

"where has tem been today? maybe he's at applebees again"

i thought it was lima

blue said...

I like that rev's LOV-AD contribution was one word last night...

isiah thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

isiah thomas said...

did the "FUCK YOU KOBE" chants come through on tv?

blue said...

tem's company needs to get him a blackberry so when he's off on his "business trips" he can still contribute.

blue said...

kobe probably raped 2 white women last night...and a dog

ToddPacker said...

rev is busy... 1 word is all he can handle right now

blue said...

yes but that word was

"buttfucking"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The ABA memorabilia is Sabrina's friend's. It's going to that farce called the Pro Basketball HOF.

El Padrino said...

no zeke

but i didnt make it til 1am
so dont listen to me

ToddPacker said...

"Pro Basketball HOF"... i thought it was just the basketball HOF (pro/college/women)

isiah thomas said...

mcnuggets = mcfraud

El Padrino said...

zeke does the music bother you like it does me?

you knwo the music they play while the fucking game is on, like mid drive or mid offensive set

ToddPacker said...

i've only watched about 3 minutes of nba playoffs so far

El Padrino said...

and deng is a real sport

thejaywhite said...

bard would have been gone if i didnt grab him right off the DL..and i only dropped nick johnson..whom I really like...but theres no word at all when hes returning

blue said...

mcnuggets game went about as I expected...I was very surprised they even made a run at the end of the 1st half to get back in the game...I expected a blowout as the team knew they didn't have a chance...but the game was close until about the last 4 or 5 minutes, so the final score isn't really indicative of how the game was played.

isiah thomas said...

EP - I hear you, there's no place for it.

At one point people started chanting "Beat LA" but they played the "defense" chant over it then played some dumbass song after that.

It sounded like "Debeat-LAfense" with music.

blue said...

allen iverson is dead to me.....










at least until October.

El Padrino said...

yeah i think its asinine

El Padrino said...

blue you watch real world?

isiah thomas said...

I watched the mcfraud's game at the arena, a SA 5 pt lead felt like a 15 pt lead, the mcfraud's scored what 11 in the 3rd?

isiah thomas said...

I climaxed on the back-to-back oops to marion.

And also to The Captain's fast break bucket of Nash's beauty of a pass.

blue said...

I think the nuggets only scored 11 in the quarter, but SA only had 17 or something like that in that quarter too...it was brutal to watch.

blue said...

I hate defensive dominated basketball...it's just boring to watch.

isiah thomas said...

I really thought Kobe was going to get tossed last night or do something chippy, I was disappointed in him.

blue said...

and bruce bowen made me laugh out loud at least 4 times last night with his little temtrums that he threw everytime he got called for a foul.....earth to bruce, you foul on every possession.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

The San Diego Union-Tribune reports the Chargers are not interested in free agent Keyshawn Johnson.

Johnson's agent made a call to the Bolts but the team wasn't interested.

ONE LESS TEAM

blue said...

"blue you watch real world? "

not really, why?

isiah thomas said...

and the Suns owner was walking around the upper deck pregame. I told my friend that we should throw some change at him and tell him to not be a cheap bastard and keep the team together next season.

Being a baller I only had benjamins in my swoll'd pockets.

Spaceman Spiff said...

TJW you coulda put johnson on the DL

isiah thomas said...

SA is the worst team in the league, re: crying after fouls against them.

thejaywhite said...

I love the real world

Spaceman Spiff said...

andrew bynum is as good as gone

Spaceman Spiff said...

way to raise your trade value last night odom!

thejaywhite said...

my debate for the day is if I want too take a day off..and pickup a workout 3 days on 1 off...or go 6 on 1 off...

thejaywhite said...

bynum aint goin nowhere....odom likely not..kwame will be moved..and they will make a big push to sign someone like vince

El Padrino said...

just asking, they show denver alot

seems like a cool place

El Padrino said...

vince carter?

your joking right

El Padrino said...

Suns / Spurs next

Spaceman Spiff said...

TJW forgot the (S)

isiah thomas said...

LA needs a PG, badly

isiah thomas said...

if it goes 7 I've got tix.

El Padrino said...

kobe shoots 20-30 times a game as does vince, so what's the good in that deal?

they need a big man
it wont matter, Kobe is such a chucker he should just quit and join the And 1 basketball tour

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

"where is freak...

yahoo won't let me activate a guy off the DL, he's pitching today and I need him to go."

You have to activate him off the DL the day before he starts. Happened to me earlier in the year with Jered Weaver.

Sorry.

blue said...

"just asking, they show denver alot

seems like a cool place "


the downtown area where they lived is pretty cool...nightlife is very good down there...it's right next to Coors Field. Of course some of the nightlife on the show is inflated because people knew where the real world crew was going to be so the clubs made sure they were full of people and looked "popular"

thejaywhite said...

no they will try and sign vince..its one of his rumored destinations...and LA doesnt really need a PG..they need a guy like grant hill or ...not a typical pg...cause kobe handles the ball a lot....kobe could only play with a pg..who is a spot up shooter and defender like paxson, bj armstrong, kerr, like MJ did...or a point forward type

blue said...

kobe should go play in europe....follow in his father's footsteps...I wonder what his excuse will be this summer to not have to play on the national team.

El Padrino said...

no way they sign carter
no way
rumor or not

it's a dumb idea

blue said...

jermaine o'neal is a possibility for LA

jugdish said...

From what I read the Lakers would have to make a trade to land a marquee player since they don't have a lot of money.

isiah thomas said...

Carter + Kobe = 35 PPG for both and 20 wins total.

isiah thomas said...

Marc Stein had a good "how to fix the Lakers piece"

I think the Kobe-Odom-Kidd option would be best, fill in with scrubs aroudn those 3, like a Walton, Kwame, etc and you'd have a good team.

isiah thomas said...

Stein/fix la column

Mills said...

I don't have to listen to my mother's advice now...I don't live at home or drive her car.


jug brings funny to the table.

thejaywhite said...

kidd wouldnt work in LA..kobe wants the ball too much..he needs guys around him who can make shots and rebound and play D..thats all he needs..and one other scoring option to keep teams honest

El Padrino said...

nobody wantd to trade with LA

ooooo give me Farmar, Bynum and Kwame and I'll give you Garnett or O'Neal

um no.

blue said...

stein's an idiot...the lakers need a guy that they can throw the ball into the post to so he can score....notice, when Kwame did that for them, they beat the suns. If you have to double the post guy, then kobe can roam free and be a gunner. Having Jason Kidd with kobe would be a waste as Kobe dominates the ball and kidd's skillz would be wasted in the triangle offense.

El Padrino said...

shoulda pulled the trigger on the Bynum/Kidd deal back in Feb

Mills said...

What is up with Lost? Anyone watch last night? Are they dead for real?

El Padrino said...

obviously ben the triangle should be thrown out the window if kidd comes to LA

at least that's what i would think

blue said...

I don't know...phil is pretty set with his triangle offense...he'd pull the "i've won 9 championships with this offense, nobody can tell me I have to adjust" card

isiah thomas said...

ooooo give me Farmar, Bynum and Kwame and I'll give you Garnett or O'Neal

um no.


print this out and pass around

isiah thomas said...

maybe phil can add another side to the triangle...make it a rectangle Phil.

thejaywhite said...

I watch lost....I dont think they are dead..i think bens just putting that thought in there head so they concede and do whatever he wants

isiah thomas said...

or change the name to "mean isosceles triangle" - spice it up.

isiah thomas said...

notice, when Kwame did that for them, they beat the suns.


this was the "aww fuck it" game for the Suns.

Kwame is a giant blob of donkey shit. literally.

blue said...

if the lakers want Kenyon Martin, i'm sure the nuggets would just give him to them for like a pack of chewing gum and a book of stamps.

Mills said...

tjw --

well then what was up with locke's dad... he thought they were in hell...

blue said...

the nuggets would even take a book of the 39 cent stamps, they don't need the 41 centers.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fuck tps

blue said...

I should be the nuggets GM

isiah thomas said...

stamps are 41 cents now? wth.

gas here is now 3.17$ - FUCK the A-rabs.

thejaywhite said...

If the lakers can get garnett i would do that no matter the cost...obviously...i would also move odom for jermaine..i like odom..but jermaine gives them a presense downlow..but id make indiana throw in someone else too..cause they are that stupid...

blue said...

"stamps are 41 cents now? wth."

they got up to .41 the middle of May

El Padrino said...

To Management:

I plan on staying awake to watch the dallas game. To ensure this happens my lunch will be spent in my car sleeping for at least an hour. Maybe more.

Regards,

Your hardest worker

thejaywhite said...

the sawyer, lockes dad part was awesome..tied up some loose ends...i dont think they are dead..i just think the show would lose tons of credibility..it will probably lead to a big cliff hanger at the end of the season though...lockes dad is obviosuly a conman and un trustworthy..and locke is the onyl one on the entire show who had a near death experience..so we would have to see entire flashbacks for every character AGAIN to see how they died to come to the island..i dont think tis possible

blue said...

I phooked up and tivo'd the game last night on the non-HD channel.

isiah thomas said...

kobe + KG + D League scrubs

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kobe + JO + D League scrubs

<

kobe + Kidd + Odom + D League scrubs

Spaceman Spiff said...

kwame is the most valuable trade asset right now, has a pretty big expiring contract, 9 mil

isiah thomas said...

kwame is still a steaming piece of donkey shit.

Mills said...

Joe Posnanski. He is great. you need to read his blog. He is funny.
I've been meaning to update the "How to be a baseball writer" column that I wrote for the Star a few years ago. That column was specifically about baseball writing, but what I have in mind now is more of a glossary of baseball terms for baseball writers, announcers, fans, and Chris Berman.

We'll try to keep updating this though the season, so please send along your suggestions.

Average fielder: Candidate to get hit in the head with a fly ball.

Bad Baseball Body: Fat.

Below average fielder: Player who has been hit in the head with a fly ball.

Bulldog: A tough pitcher who managers (and opposing hittes) love because they will challenge hitters and give you their all. A "Bulldog" usually has no stuff at all. For a few years, the Royals had a classic Bulldog named Kris Wilson ... everybody loved Kris. He was tough as nails -- former football player -- and you always wanted to believe he would find a way to get people out. He hasn't so far (career record: 14-9, 5.44 ERA). See also: "Gamer" and "A Guy You Want To Go to Battle With."

Clubhouse presence: Old player who can't play anymore.

Crafty: Adjective meaning "slow-throwing pitcher." Sentence example: "Crafty left-hander Jamie Moyer is baffling Royals hitters again." Caveat: Crafty can only be used for left-handed pitchers. See "Wily."

Defensive specialist: Player who can't hit a lick.

Fireplug: Fat.

Free swinger: Scout's term. Means "Easy out."

Guy You Want To Go To Battle With: A "player who tries very hard but, generally speaking, can't play. Usually a manager's favorite. See also: Bulldog; Gamer.

Gamer: Position player equivalent of "Bulldog" -- tough, hard-nosed player who has a baseball beating in his chest instead of a heart. Every team needs a Gamer. But only one. Any team with three "Gamers" is destined for last place. Gamers almost always have low batting averages.

Hustler: Means, "Has no talent." See: Talented player.

Journeyman: A player who has played for at least five teams. A journeyman used to be a guy who played for three teams, but free agency has changed the game in many ways. A "veteran journeyman" has played for at least seven teams.

Portly: Fat.

Scatter: A verb used to describe what pitchers do when they give up a lot of hits but not so many runs. Fictional example: Mark Redman scattered 11 hits as the Royals beat the Yankees 7-2. It's a VERY fictional example.

The question is: What makes an official scattering? I've discussed this with Royals announcers Ryan Lefebvre and this year's Ford Frick Award winner Denny Matthews, and we came up with this rule: To officially "scatter" hits, a pitcher must go at least seven innings, must give up more hits than innings pitched, and must allow three runs or less.

Stocky: Fat.

Tailor-Made Double Play: Overused term to describe an easy double-play grounder. So I would like to set up some ground rules:
Rule 1: A TMDP has to be hit to a middle infielder -- it cannot be hit to third, first base or the pitcher.
Rule 2: Any routine ground ball hit directly at the second baseman at appropriate speed is a TMDP.
Rule 3: For a grounder hit to shortstop to be an official TMDP, it must be hit close enough to the bag where he can STEP ON THE BAG HIMSELF and then throw to first. If he has to flip it to the second baseman, it is no longer Tailor Made.

Talent: Noun. Means "Good player who doesn't hustle." See: Hustler.

Toolsy: Scout's term. Means can't hit.

Veteran: A player who has been around for a few years. Comes in three varieties:
-- Seasoned veteran: Player who may be washed up.
-- Respected veteran: Player who is washied up.
-- Grizzled veteran: Player who should have retired two years ago.

Veteran leadership: A quality that baseball managers always want from their players so they don't have to do the work themselves.

Wily: Adjective meaning "slow-throwing pitcher." A right-handed compliment to the word "crafty," though either a righty or lefty can be wily.

Mills said...

i dont think they are dead..i just think the show would lose tons of credibility..


that's what the wife and i think too.

Spaceman Spiff said...

admin, pls delete mills kwame-ish post

thejaywhite said...

Ill check my lost boards..and see what those geeks think

isiah thomas said...

I came close to deleting mills 10 scroll comment.

mills - link that shit up instead of cut-n-pasting.

isiah thomas said...

Ill check my lost boards..and see what those geeks think

if this is a true statement then tjw is really an 11 yr old girl and not a "pro athlete"

Mills said...

without Lord of Games, I am lost to the linky.

Spaceman Spiff said...

not sure people care what mills thinks in general, but "the wife and i"? i know no one GAF

thejaywhite said...

ya noone seems to believe its hell,heaven...and some losers still think its time travel...i think its just a large experiment

El Padrino said...
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The Great I Am said...

'Ill check my lost boards..and see what those geeks think'

constant state of denial

The Great I Am said...
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isiah thomas said...

what time are mills and tjw playing dungeons and dragons today?

tem said...

stamps are 41 cents?

wtf? since when?

tem said...

I spent all morning splainin' math to some folks.

El Padrino said...

tem took a real long lunch

from 9am to now

congrats

The Great I Am said...

zeke, the games are at night.. under the cloak of darkness.

thats when the ghouls and goblins come out, dontchaknow

tem said...

big boss asked me "so what do we have in the bank account?" and I said "money."

he was not amused.

The Great I Am said...

what are stamps?

Mills said...

cowherd's getting his tat on the radio right now.

tem said...

stamps go up next week.

El Padrino said...

pay bills online

tem said...

you better explain what bills are for some members of the audience.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i give tastykakes a thumbs down

tem said...

lunch was only 30 minutes today.

i was actually working. i'm not sure what happened.

tem said...

"i give tastykakes a thumbs down"

after his wedding rev is going to hunt you down and do terrible things to you.

isiah thomas said...

the last time I mailed something I had no clue what value the stamps I had were so I put 3 or 4 of those sumsabitches on there and it got delivered.

The Great I Am said...

i grow weary of people. i need a new job.

or need to rock a killing spree.

isiah thomas said...

I heard about cowherd and his tat....that reeks of desperation - esp after his "kill the blog" episode. or is he doing this bc he lost a bet?

RIP Cowherd

isiah thomas said...

or make killing people your new job.

Spaceman Spiff said...

if GS wins tonight, spurs/suns is the nba finals

tem said...

iam, rev might let you use his study guides for the series 69 stuff.

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"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino