Thursday, May 03, 2007

Mint Juleps, Mouthpieces, Pucks, Rocks & Beisbol

Big weekend if your not JfReAk.

De La Hoya vs Mayweather live from Vegas.

I'll be honest here, I think Mayweather may want this more. I won't miss it.

132nd running of the Kentucky Derby
I've been following this for about two weeks now and my early pick was Liquidity.
But I have to say Street Sense and Tiago have caught my attention. My bets will look something like this :

$10 to show on Tiago (15-1), Sam P. (20-1), Liquidity (30-1), Stormello (30-1)
$5 to show on Imawildandcrazyguy (50-1), Teuflesburg (30-1)
$10 to place on Tiago, Street Sense, Liquidity, Sam P.
$2 trifecta box with:
Tiago, Street Sense, Liquidity
Liquidity, Stormello, Street Sense
Street Sense, Scat Daddy, Curlin
Curlin, Tiago, Sam P.
Liquidity, Sam P., Curlin

Odds will most likely change, I just grabbed the morning-line odds. Good luck to all the bettors out there.

Now, talk about a balldip complete with a cocksmack!

36-15 in the third quarter, thankfully I made it til then. Don't worry Dirk you still deserve the MVP in my mind. (S is for SARCASM)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Mark Cuban.
If anyone needs me I'll be listening to Avery's postgame press conference along with Dirk aduio bytes. I'm feeeling happy.
And to think I thought they were down when Davis went down for a minute.....
I guess Oak plays winner of the homefest that is Hou/Utah series.
They have a shot there too, you can pencil them in for 3 wins period, because of the crazies at Oracle Arena.

Personally I think the 1994 Sonic team beaing beat in 5 was a bigger upset. If only because they were up 2-0 and had Game 5 at home. Cough.

Ok I'm done. Friday is here, yea Jose Valverde!

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jugdish said...

Have I ever had the first comment before?

jugdish said...

Woo Woo

This is not a game people??

For the last time, he Burgendy will read EVERYTHING thats on the teleprompter!

ToddPacker said...

nice pic by eb last night... i guess i'm also living under a rock bc i've never seen varsity blues

ToddPacker said...

nice 9th inning by the mets last night... a couple of 3 run bombs is always a good way to close out the game

El Padrino said...

"For the last time, he Burgendy will read EVERYTHING thats on the teleprompter!"

classic

El Padrino said...

yes tp

Go
Jose Valverde!

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Easley looks like he's trying to earn his position on the team...

its nice

The Great I Am said...

theres a drunk german today, and his name aint hasselhoff.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Probably an Irish Spy...prod him for intel

ToddPacker said...

2 for 13.... not good

ToddPacker said...

what are the odds that cuban beat his wife last night?

El Padrino said...

even money

either that or he bought himself a bullet train

The Great I Am said...

didnt dallas basically ax for this matchup by tanking that game at the end of the regular season?

good call.

ToddPacker said...

i wanted to see the cuban reaction after the game, but couldn't stay up.... went to bed after the mets game

The Great I Am said...

if youre a billionaire, dontcha think u could spring for the 6$ beard-dye?

El Padrino said...

good point IAM

Dirk said something along those lines when in between sniffles he said: "they played every game hard down the stretch, while we had nothing to play for"

meanwhile they are the only 67 win team in the nistory of the nba to not win a title. Every other team that has won 67 or more has gone on to win the championship.

congrats

Beth said...

Today's post's subject line has me wondering - has anyone on here ever actually had a mint julep? I never have. I'm thinking that if you're a guy and have one when it's NOT derby week you have issues.

("How do I know you're gay? You had a mint julep when it wasn't Derby week.")

El Padrino said...

never had one myself

and def an issue if you order this on a rainy night in October.

blue said...

no mint juleps for me either....

El Padrino said...

For those interested in making it this weekend

blue said...

as far as GS having the biggest upset or not...I agree with EP on the sonics being up 2-0, but that might be the "biggest choke job" ever...GS dominated this series and it's the largest win differential ever overcome (67-42=25), the nuggets were -21 that year.

El Padrino said...

but i've had a mojito

and there is nothing wrong with that, as long as i dont order it at a bar or pub

*i order them at the cuban restaurant i frequent

El Padrino said...

nice stat blue

thejaywhite said...

HUGE NEWS

ToddPacker said...

"HUGE NEWS"

spider web tattoo lady has a bun in the oven?

Keith S said...

"HUGE NEWS"

The parents found out you were living in the basement.

blue said...

Mojitos are da bomb...nothing wrong with a mojito....rum=good...sugar=good...lime=good...mint=good...mojito=good.

although it looks like the only difference between a mojito and mint julep is using bourbon instead of rum

blue said...

"HUGE NEWS"

TJW lifted 335 three times.

The Great I Am said...

mint julep = wtf?

El Padrino said...

i'm makin one this weekend

thejaywhite said...

ohhh noo..even bigger...guess who just got a casting call as a finalist for the bachelor

thejaywhite said...

ohhh noo..even bigger...guess who just got a casting call as a finalist for the bachelor

thejaywhite said...

im sure theres a 1000 people still left

Keith S said...

Check out the pic on the front page of ESPN. Pam Oliver is in the background ogling Baron.

El Padrino said...

The Bachelor

hahahahhaha

The Great I Am said...

dirk is a great player between the 20's.

El Padrino said...

you think you really have a shot

dont they pick guys with money or guys that are a real member of society?

please advise as I do not watch the show.

ToddPacker said...

pam is locked in... that's funny, keith

El Padrino said...

she's a whore

El Padrino said...

kate hudson is probably a firecracker in the sack

thejaywhite said...

they got away from picking rich guys...and they like picking good lookin sociable people ...besides its not like im poor..im just not nfl player rich...

i think theres probly 1000 people left..they know im a teacher...and im sure i have a 1 in 1000 shot..so basically no shot...i call back today and see what they say

Keith S said...

Whores are people, too.

The Great I Am said...

i would be scared to death of Pam's teefies if i was BD's twig and berries

Keith S said...

A girl that my buddy works with is "dating" Baron right now. She's a good lookin white girl with a big ass. Go figure...

The Great I Am said...

being a teacher = teaching your parents that they failed?

blue said...

Baron is "friends" with Jessica Alba...you know he's tapped that

Keith S said...

He's a math teacher. He figured that with 1000 people left, he has a 1 in 1000 shot.

El Padrino said...

deadspin has good pics on the warrior game

by the way i bought a Jason Richardson Warriors jersey like 4 years ago

now, I can rock it

thejaywhite said...

how huge was stephey jackson last night!!..everytime i looked up hes cannin some crazy 40 ft 3

blue said...

NBA not welcome at the mirage anymore

El Padrino said...

and he said he wasnt poor but had to go to court because he couldnt pay ren

mmmmmmmmm

El Padrino said...

lets not forget stephen is already a champion and has "been there before"

blue said...

i don't like Neil Everett (sportscenter anchor) but he does a spot on impression of Stephen A. Smith.

El Padrino said...

"gang-bangers"

nice

thejaywhite said...

man i didnt have to go to court..i didnt know i didnt pay from 5 years ago..we moved out..they sued us..i didnt feel I owed so i avoided it..and the only reason I paid was because I had to go out of town that weekend and the court date was on the friday and I was leaving on thursday so I just paid it all to avoid going..Id say that actually shows I have money..i basically paid like 5 grand to go to this party

blue said...

yeah but 5K canadian is like 300$ american

thejaywhite said...

actually our dollar is pretty even now...5K can..is like 5600 US

Spaceman Spiff said...

Why doesnt the nba wait for all the series to finish and continue the playoff by seedings? suns should get the warriors now, and spur vs rock/jazz.

El Padrino said...

suns / warriros would give me a permanent erection

Mills said...

i love a good Mojito, but in all actuality it is right up there on the manliness scale with JD's Appletini's.

Spaceman Spiff said...

we are getting robbed if the suns and warriors dont meet up, 157-142 final scores every night

El Padrino said...

nothing wrong with it if ordered in a Cuban restaurant, any other time it's questionable

Spaceman Spiff said...

spurs aint gonna make it easy tho, one last gasp for the old folks team

El Padrino said...

i would have to give the edge to the suns if onyl because Amare would teabag the spiky haired euro trash

thejaywhite said...

fuck no..the nhl reseeds every round and I hate it..its retarded..it ruined hockey..it makes it nearly impossible for cinderella runs...imagine facing a 1,2,3,1 in 4 consecutive rounds..if you beat the 1...you take over that bracket

thejaywhite said...

fuck no..the nhl reseeds every round and I hate it..its retarded..it ruined hockey..it makes it nearly impossible for cinderella runs...imagine facing a 1,2,3,1 in 4 consecutive rounds..if you beat the 1...you take over that bracket

Mills said...

Also on Scrubs: Remember Kim? She was actually pregnant with JD's kid, but they have never reintroduced her to show. Wha happened?

El Padrino said...

spiff they'll meet in the conferences anyway

warriors could beat utah or rockets in a seven game series

El Padrino said...

"ST. LOUIS -- St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Josh Hancock was legally drunk at the time of his fatal accident, Police Chief Joe Mokwa said."

no wonder he didn't see the tow truck

Mills said...

ohhh noo..even bigger...guess who just got a casting call as a finalist for the bachelor

The bachelor wants millionaire doctors. not unemployed teachers who won't pass their background tests.

Spaceman Spiff said...

shocking news

hancock was legally drunk when he got JACKED UP. ahahhaha, bunch of drunk larussas

thejaywhite said...

PHX wont beat SAN

ToddPacker said...

looks like he learned a lot from his manager

isiah thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

El Padrino said...

la russa must balem himself

he set an example

isiah thomas said...

avery's comments about BD = a backhanded slap to Dirk.

He basically said, everything BD is, Dirk isn't.

El Padrino said...

CAPTAIN BARBOSA!

isiah thomas said...

*besides, shorter, no beard and black....

namely clutch and has heart

Mills said...

nothing wrong with it if ordered in a Cuban restaurant, any other time it's questionable



I ordered them regularly on the beach in Mexico, and still felt pretty not-straight.

I also like Schmirnoff Ice, and that is pretty weak as well. But it feels so good when hits my lips.

The Great I Am said...

are u sure the nhl re-seeds like that?

Beth said...

"Also on Scrubs: Remember Kim? She was actually pregnant with JD's kid, but they have never reintroduced her to show. Wha happened?"

Mills, I believe I saw that JD runs into her somewhere on next week's episode.

isiah thomas said...

let's hope no cardinals die this weekend, unless its "TLR"

El Padrino said...

only way Dirk can recover from this is to grow a beard and fuck a actress

isiah thomas said...

EP hit the hail on the head about GS/Phx...Amare would man rape Bierdrins.

Mills said...

goood work beth. thanks for the update. i thought we were going for another round of elliot drama.

El Padrino said...

i figured weazy would drink Smirnoff's Ice

what's your fav flavor weazy, passion fruit?

Mills said...

TLR is going to kick his drinking habit to the curb with everything that has been going on...

Mills said...

original. you have no room to talk mojito boy.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hopefully weazy has a couple and hancocks himself

ToddPacker said...

let's hope no cardinals die this weekend, unless its "TLR"



pujols would be nice

El Padrino said...

or he'll drink more and die

El Padrino said...

nice tp, nice

ToddPacker said...

smack off today on rome

blue said...

since hancock was drunk does that mean he was drinking han-cocktails?

too lame?

isiah thomas said...

NBA in 3D/HD

anyone else heard about this?

The NBA in 3D/HD.

isiah thomas said...

Seattle/Den was a great upset.

67 wins and get steamrolled in the 1st round?

I could see this being bigger.

Did Seattle have the MVP on its team I don't remember?

isiah thomas said...

and Dallas was a finalist last season.

I bet Cuban owns a kennell at his house for the sole purpose of having an unlimited supply of dogs to kick.

El Padrino said...

not sure if Gary Payton was a MVP candidate but the fact that they were up 2-0 WITH HOMECOURT ADVANTAGE to me is bigger.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think SG mention 3D bball once

The Great I Am said...

kemp was mvc, not mvp.

(*cokehead)

isiah thomas said...

yeah that is a big factor, 2-0 with home court.

I'm still shocked that Dallas got smoked like that.

Bad matchups or not they won 67!

ahahahahahaahhahaahah

El Padrino said...

no kemp was mvp

most valuable parent

thejaywhite said...

I was trying to think of who was on denvers team at that time...Pack..they had some other quality developing players as well..who else

blue said...

Kemp's sperm was MVP...was that the year after they had run to the finals against the bulls though?

blue said...

they had Jalen Rose, Nick Van Exel, and Dikembe Mutombo...they would actually have been a decent team if they hadn't been broken up. Also Chris Jackson before he changed his name to Abdul-rauf.

McDyess might have been on that team too.

isiah thomas said...

I'll take Mayweather this weekend.

Even though Oscar looks physically bigger, I'm not sure he'll be able to land clean punches.

Mayweather is quick.

thejaywhite said...

mcdyess thats who i was thinking of..i knew they had CJ as well..dikembe too..ya that was an alright team.i dont think it was that big of a shock back then...seattle was good but it was a weak conference back then

El Padrino said...

Robert Pack, Moummed Abdul Rouf,
a younge Deke, laphonso ellis and reg williams

dont forget Bison Dele

RIP Bison

El Padrino said...

mcdyess was not on that tema neither was Rose or Ven Exel

thejaywhite said...

laphonse, reggie and bison..were the 3 gys i was tryin to think of..that was a good big athletic team

El Padrino said...

1994 denver squad

i was right

thejaywhite said...

van excel definitely wasnt there..I also do not think rose was..and mc D came 2 years later as the savoir then got hurt

isiah thomas said...

I think EP mentioned Kate Hudson being a firecracker in the sack....

we're eye-to-eye on that one.

She does it for me for some reason.

blue said...

ok, so no Jalen Rose or mcdyess or van exel, that was a couple years later...but they did have Rodney Rodgers.

El Padrino said...

compared to the Seattle squad they should have gotten killed

1994 sea team

El Padrino said...

i mean shit, payton, big smooth, kemp, Gill and the one and only DETLEF SRHIMP!

El Padrino said...

oh yea zeke
katie

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fuck tps

El Padrino said...

i imagine her pussy to taste like honey and not clover honey but wild flower honey

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

isiah thomas said...

forgot to mention that the "giveaway" at game 5 was......thundersticks.

As soon as I figured out what it was they handed me (they were in a package uninflated) I threw them to the ground in disgust.

El Padrino said...

with her pretty little pink nippled titties

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

El Padrino said...

excuse me for a minute

Spaceman Spiff said...

whos the white cheerleader player on golden state's bench? he looks like the "get him a body bag" character from karate kid.

El Padrino said...

ok im good now

good job to zeke for not using thuderstix

isiah thomas said...

question: How did TJW even know the bachelor was looking for new bachelors?

isiah thomas said...

not sure how many chez whitey's GS has now, I know they've got Bierdrins and Sauraunus Jasikavasdafoieljsivsics

blue said...

GS body bag guy?

is this who spiff was talking about?

El Padrino said...

let it be noted that denver went on to lose to the Jazz in seven games

thejaywhite said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82-FJyniP7A&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eperezhilton%2Ecom%2F

blue said...

Let it be noted for all you Mavs fans out there...the year after the sonics lost in the first round to the Nuggets, they lost in the first round to the Lakers. So good luck next year.

blue said...

tjw is speaking in yiddish again

isiah thomas said...

has George Karl been fired yet?

blue said...

TJW is the modern day cumfast....dude that was linked yesterday.

El Padrino said...

OHHHHH the pain the 1994 NBA season brings is unbearable

thejaywhite said...

a female friend told me to look

blue said...

"has George Karl been fired yet? "

I wish...he's the marty schottenheimer of the NBA...he has 3 years left on his deal... the only hope is that Coby's cancer devours his face and George has to quit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea thats the guy, while on the bench he has a menacing look on his face while cheering

"get dirk a bodybag, yeaaaaaaaaa"

The Great I Am said...

key word "linked" yesterday

The Great I Am said...

sweep the leg, show no mercy!

::wiping blood from kid's lip::

El Padrino said...

we have to send weazy and tjw to LOV linking classes starting monday

jugdish said...

Is anyone listening to the Smackoff?

blue said...

How the fuck does the mvp of the league only score 8 pts in a closeout game...it's not like GS is a "tough defensive team"...that shit will never happen again...ever.

The Great I Am said...

so wasnt jurekscvisocus (bodybag) sposed to be the next great euro player? didnt get love on Indy and still cant get any run on a 5-guard offensive team?

thejaywhite said...

i hate the smackoffs...fucking worst part of romes show is callers using wrestling voices

blue said...

"Is anyone listening to the Smackoff? "

Not at work...that cabonation guy will win again, i'm sure...Rome slobbers all over that guy.

The Great I Am said...

ep, we should put a link on the front page.. is rev the only one that can change those settings?

rev
buttfuck
series 69'er
food
yummy
tasty
cake
kake
indian
rev

blue said...

zeke would be a good smack-off caller based on his slapfight experience at LoV

isiah thomas said...

I take it smackoffs are just listeners doing a "yo mamma" type thing about each other over the radio?

sounds like our version of a slapfight.

why do I care if Johnny in Illinois hates Bill in Wyoming?

jugdish said...

Someone from Phoenix just called, maybe it was him.

El Padrino said...

i can't maybe zeke can

The Great I Am said...

same reason we care about zeke in AZ versus weasel in MO..

it entertains bored people

isiah thomas said...

if rev searches for "yummy" I'd piss my pants laughing.

I have admin rights to change the front page, what do you wanted linked - "how to link"?

isiah thomas said...

same reason we care about zeke in AZ versus weasel in MO..

at least we "know" each other to a degree, it seems like rome's listeners just punk some random person.

LOV slappers > smackoff

isiah thomas said...

although I like the ones where they punk canadians, those are always good.

The Great I Am said...

'how to link' - exactly

isiah thomas said...

*what do you wanted = LOV grammar lesson for the day. Take notes.

jugdish said...

Some of these guys do talk like wrestlers.

The Great I Am said...

the bitchy lady here has scored wings AND pistons tix for saturday. and because of times, they can go to both.

hatehatehatehatehate.

blue said...

Rome is kind of a radio version of LoV, the only way to be in the smackoff is to be a "good" caller, so you have to be a regular, so they all "know" each other to a degree.

tem said...

I just ripped a loud fart.

isiah thomas said...

maybe I don't have access, htf do you do it *too lazy to look it up in the help menu.

isiah thomas said...

don't most callers type shit up on a piece of paper and read it, and the best reader gets their call aired? all his calls are taped and read/rehearsed right? thats how they sound at least.

blue said...

I think some guys just wing it, but all his calls that are on air, are previously taped and he dubs his voice in.

jugdish said...

Not sure...I'm sure they have notes at least. Sometimes you can tell they are reading so he'll cut them off. I wouldn't be surprised if they are prerecorded to prevent the radio version of the Janet Jackson nip slip.

jugdish said...

Maybe we should have an LOV smackoff/slapfight one Friday.

jugdish said...

I'll be the LOV Jim Rome.


Good Job!
















Way to bring it!












Rackem!

blue said...

WC with his "I miss you guys, but not in a gay way" made me laugh last night

isiah thomas said...

I figured it out.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"sportsbybrooks has recently learned that the main reason Leinart rejected the representation superpower is he was enraged that Peyton Manning, also a CAA client and repped by Tom Condon, got to host "Saturday Night Live" before he did. Seriously. "

ahahaha, what a pussy

jugdish said...

There is a chick on the smackoff now...Beth in Atlanta.

tem said...

"actually our dollar is pretty even now...5K can..is like 5600 US"

5K$ can is like 4500$ US.

isiah thomas said...

done

jugdish said...

Mills, do you have any kids?

isiah thomas said...

there's a "how to link" link on the front page - use it.

*its ben's instructions

Mills said...

thats a wtf moment for sure...

Mills said...

zeke - can't you throw up the cut and paste thing that steve used to have?

jugdish said...

How about you print out those instructions and tape them to your cube wall?

Mills said...

easier to cut and paste.

i don't rock a cubie. i rock an office. couldn't be on here if i was rocking the cubie.

isiah thomas said...

weazy a retarded 4yr old could follow what's linked right now.

you're a fucking lawyer right? figure it out.

Mills said...

jug -- when you look at your pic, it almost looks like WF is a legit baller.

Mills said...

how much is 8 grams of weed?

i thought it went by ounces?

so was hancock a major user?

where is tjw when you need him?

blue said...

how do you turn a word document into a bitmap or gif?

isiah thomas said...

re: golf from yesterday

good game, def a challenge.

sometimes when you click for a shot it spazzes out and doesn't work properly.

could be operator error on my part though.

isiah thomas said...

copy/past the text into paint or some other program.

Mills said...

sometimes when you click for a shot it spazzes out and doesn't work properly.

could be operator error on my part though.


this happened to me as well. 4 straight shots. i quit after that.

isiah thomas said...

coke is usally in grams, weed in oz's

jugdish said...

The pink ball and uniform make up for that Mills...

linking for mills

isiah thomas said...

a gram is small so 8 grams is prob a 1/4 or less

isiah thomas said...

8 grams = 1/4 oz

isiah thomas said...

I hope it was the sticky icky.

gone get you hiiiiigh today

Mills said...

it looks white on my screen in small form. the ball just looks a little discolored.

Mills said...

Much better

blue said...

for copy and paste linking

blue said...

now don't be a homo

isiah thomas said...

now don't be a homo

don't ax too much of weazy.

make it

now don't be as much of a homo

jugdish said...

I switched it up for you.

isiah thomas said...

I'm Ron Burgundy?

jugdish said...

Where is Tits McGee? She is no where to be found today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Am I even here today?

Had a wild night at the ball park & pub last night.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have nasty poopage going on today.

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