Tuesday, May 15, 2007

I hate time zones

Well it looks like I missed an awesome game last night. Flagrant fouls, come from behind wins, etc. etc. and I blame freaking time zones. Or at the very least I blame the time zone I live in. I had every intention of staying up for that game, but after 1 QTR I was too tired. If I wasn't still tired I'd blame myself for being a wuss and not being able to stay awake, but I am still tired so I blame time zones. I'm freaking moving. On the flip side volleyball was all it was cracked up to be, lots of chicks in nice shorts and nice tops. Maybe one day I'll take some pictures and put them up. I won't be in any because I am pretty sure that the camera steals a part of your soul. I don't trust those things. I also don't trust microwaves. I'm pretty sure they cause cancer.

Random side note 1: SG is a dipshit. Folks here were spot on with his amazingly dumb lines of "oh wow, I should go see the Warriors play, that sounds awesome." Followed by "oh man now going to see the Warriors is what the preppy folk want to do, I hate that." SG = Moron.

Random side note 2: Let's not limit the sportswriter hate to SG. Good old Skunk Patch is still writing some stupid shit. In case anyone wondered there are 3 Starbucks going east to Pittsburgh from Jersey on the PA turnpike and 3 going West from Pittsburgh. Why the fuck is this guy compelled to tell us this shit? He also gives reviews of about 3 other coffee places and bitches some more about a hotel charging to use its workout room. He needs to quit bitching about that because SI is paying for it anyway. SP = Wet Snotty Rag.

Well back to some basketball type stuff. I did manage to watch the end of the Cavs/Nets game. I'd have to say that the Nets choked that shit away. Kidd couldn't make a shot and neither could Vince. Those things happen. Mikki Moore probably earned himself an extra $3 million dollars during this series. Someone is going to pay some good money for him. Far more than he is making now. That series is on cruise control. Cavs/Pistons rematch should be fun to watch if Lebron shows up.

Annnnnnddddd how would you like to be the Utah Jazz right now? Watching Spurs/Suns wear each other down to no end while you should be getting by the Warriors in 5? As soon as the Jazz wrap that series up you'll see the sportswriters talking about how the Jazz have a shot because either the Suns or Spurs are too worn down.

At this point I'd talk about hockey if I had any clue what was going on. I don't even know what round they are in, let alone who is playing. I blame everyone but myself.

Random Side Note 3: So what's up with Favre shit? Did he request a trade or not? Did the media make another story out of nothing again? I need some inside info.

OK I need to start doing some work, so have at it bee snatches.

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El Padrino said...

i was waiting for a new post beth

NYM 24-13
ATL 24-14

suck it

tem said...

now it is at the top of the page.

good strategy el pad.

ebntx said...

from last post also, but tem beat me to it.

spurs crapped the bed last night.

fuck you nash, amare, bell and you too zeke.

oh and i believe nash had it coming to him. damn whiteboy trying to taking over the black mans game. serves you right.

ebntx said...

everyone always complained that the spurs were soft and now that they arent people are still complaining. bitches.

El Padrino said...

eb, not for nothing
that crowd is fat
like cows

i hear houston is the fattest city in america

Iam what I am said...

the spurs make basketball unfuckingwatchable.

El Padrino said...

yo padre
how was sin city
do any lines of coke off a strippers ass?

Beth said...

Yep, the Mets really earned that game last night too from what I read.

(s)

ebntx said...

no doubt elp, we do like to eat here. but those are real fans there in the first rows not corporate pricks and people trying to making public appearances.

El Padrino said...

grweat at bat from delgado
actually beth two weeks ago he strikes out in that spot

if he gets hot you'll never see first place again

El Padrino said...

agree eb
nothing i hate more than celebs and cooporate hoopels sitting where real fans should be

ebntx said...

well except for eva.

El Padrino said...

and it all started with the best player in the league

jose, jose, jose, jose
jooooseeee, joossssseeee

El Padrino said...

a pitch out can't even stop that animal

ebntx said...

how does lohan top alba on maxim's hot 100 list?

El Padrino said...

corb ima post some places to go on LOB

El Padrino said...

lohan probably blew the editor

ebntx said...

no way

ebntx said...

everyone on that top ten should be ahead of her.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ElP, UPS or Priority Mail?

El Padrino said...

nothing i have to sign for meiz

blue said...

Horry's foul wasn't that hard of a foul, fucking nash with a flop, then he gets up like he's going to fight. Who the hell is afraid of Steve Nash in a fight? I bet TJW could spit in his wife's mouth and Nash wouldn't do anything, he's canadian, their friendly.

blue said...

they're

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

give it another day and Mets will be holding the best record in the bigs...(especially if Turnbow gets another look)

blue said...

turnbow's era was 54.00 for last night, but he only gave up 4 runs, easy to come back from in a fantasy perspective...now Brett Tomko and his 30.00 ERA by giving up 8 runs, that's twice as hard to come back from.

El Padrino said...

brett tomko = waivers

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

The legend of Jose Reyes will soon begin to rival that of "The Hoff" or dare I even say "Chuck Norris?"

(If you don't hear from me again, just assume it was a violent roundhouse to the face that did me in)...

blue said...

reason 4,365 why i'll always like Ken Griffey Jr more then Barry Bonds

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ep, you got a house or an apt? is it safe to be left at the door?

El Padrino said...

apt, 2nd floor
my landlord will usually bring it inside, it's cool

tem said...

umm maxim has ashley simpson at 16 and jessica at 41??

"Celebrity sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are on the list at No. 16 and No. 41, respectively"

tem said...

and fergie made the top 10?

i thought she was fugly? am i thinking of someone else?

tem said...

fuck maxim. they are idiots.

blue said...

fergie is very fugly....maxim editors are stupid.

blue said...

and fuck Delta Airlines.

ebntx said...

maxim is being added to your fuck 'em list now?

tem said...

maxim is going to the head of the class.

lohan number 1???

fergie on the list????

ashley > jessica ???

blue said...

I haven't read maxim in years

blue said...

they have as much credibility in my eyes as SG does in regards to the sawks

tem said...

Well I have never read maxim...ever.

ebntx said...

you used to "read" maxim.

i didnt even know that magazine had any words in it.

blue said...

I used to buy it for the articles...honest

(s)

blue said...

I think I got a years subscription for like 10 bucks or something

tem said...

I haven't even looked at the pictures in it, unless they were linked here or otherwise on the internet.

tem said...

We have hired about 10 people here over the last two months.

I hate them all.

El Padrino said...

keep the morale down over there tem

maybe they will leave

lou said...

HaHaHa Go Spurs'

blue said...

good view of Ginobli's bald spot

tem said...

I try to keep the morale amongst the new folks as low as possible.

blue said...

morale here at LoV has been kind of low the last two days....we need a good slap fight or something.

El Padrino said...

i'm working on a manifesto for corb
i will post it on LOB shortly

complete with links

it's going to be wonderful

blue said...

ok, then...i will tell of an airplane story that actually happened. The names have been changed to protect the innocent, or because I can't remember their names.

El Padrino said...

LOB up, corb here is your guide

blue said...

So we get on the plane in Denver headed to Atlanta (fuck Delta) and there is this guy 2 rows in front of us that is absolutely annoying. He's about 23 and needs to meet all the people around him. For some reason he doesn't understand about "airplane voices" where you talk just above a whisper. Anyway, dude is chatting everyone up, and I wish I was closer to the crying baby to drown out his voice. The plane is getting ready to take off and it does that "ding" thing that southwest airlines advertises all the time. Annoying guy finds this ding amusing, and makes his own "ding" sound, many many times. Finally the flight attendant comes by and tells him that if he doesn't shut up, he's going to be removed from the plane. He's visibly hurt, but manages to ask her "where are you from?", to which her response was "it doesn't matter where i'm from, we're going to Atlanta, with or without you". Thus ends part one of the annoying guy on the plane episode.

isiah thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

isiah thomas said...

Horry's foul wasn't that hard of a foul

did you forget the (s)?

isiah thomas said...

I'd be surprised if Amare and Diaw aren't suspended.

If they are the Suns should start Pat Burke and tell him to pinata Duncan's head with his elbow.

Mercy is for the weak Pat.

isiah thomas said...

and Dirk, Nash played like shit for most of the game then stepped up when it mattered most.

Take notes on your fishing trip.

ebntx said...

im sure dirk didnt watch the game. he was probably right along side the hoff on the floor sharing a hamburger.

blue said...

Annoying plane guy story part 2:

Before I board a plane, i always look around and check out the chicks. Usually all of them suck, but there was one lady who had some decent enhancements, although she still looked like she was 38-40 years old, she had the body of a 22 year old woman. (with enhancements)......Anyway, turns out she's sitting on the aisle directly across from me on the plane. Anyway, the annoying "ding" guy must have met her while waiting to board because he notices her and starts hollering back at her. As luck would have it, there was an empty seat on the aisle across from him so when the seatbelt sign was turned off, she moved up to talk with him. Normally, this is where a story would end, and you'd say, who cares....but there is more.

So I don't pay any attention to them because i'm watching my bootlegged version of blades of glory, but the movie ends and we still have an hour or so to get to Atlanta, and the wife had to use the lavatory. It's only then that I hear the enhancement chick say, "'m not afraid, i'll do it." This piques my interest, and I watch as they both walk back to towards the lavatory. As soon as my wife comes out, they both go in. 2 seconds later, the same flight attendant that hated the annoying guy starts banging on the lavatory door, and they come out. Obviously not enough time for them to get it on. Anyway, they go back to their seats, and start making out like there was no tomorrow, across the aisle. Dude was very handsy (he gets some credit for that). Anyway, it was actually quite disgusting for the last 20 minutes, and my wife says "what kind of a woman just meets a guy on a plane and makes out with him" My answer "the best kind" which got me smacked and my answer changed to "the drunk kind". I hear the lady say that she lives in Ft. Lauderdale, which makes me think she's been in the commercials or at least one of the videos for "girls gone wild". The whole saga ended when the annoying dude's friend said "why don't we all 3 go somewhere when we get off the plane" This made me laugh too loud and she blushed and we never saw them again.

Fuck Delta.

isiah thomas said...

I agree with FH, the Spurs are a great team but borderline unwatchable.

blue said...

There wasn't any sarcasm, I thought Horry's foul wasn't that hard, he gave him a hip check, no harder then guys get when they "show" on a screen and roll, maybe a little extra oomph but not much, and Nash flopped like a flounder.

Tyler said...

List of cities with worst road rage. Miami, back-to-back champions.

ebntx said...

what makes them unwatchable?

Tyler said...

Ben, that chick might have been in Girls Gone Wild 1, way back in the early 90s. I'll have to check the archives.

tem said...

The correct phrase is flopped like a Euro.

isiah thomas said...

that was a hard foul ben, its kinda hard to flop when you're running full steam one way then get thrown back the other.

isiah thomas said...

what makes them unwatchable?

hmmmmm

maybe every time they get whistled for a foul they act like they couldn't possibly have done anything wrong.

Duncan is worse than Ginobli.

If they want to "go by the letter of the law" and suspend Diaw and Amare that's fine. But then do the same thing when Duncan whines about calls. He'll get two t's and be tossed in the first 5 minutes of the game.

isiah thomas said...

Miami is white hot on the road also.

isiah thomas said...

that was a hard, cheap foul by Cheap Shot Rob - no other way to put it.

isiah thomas said...

and his 2nd elbow was worse than the foul.

Give him 3 games off.

El Padrino said...

miami is all tranplanted new yorkers, crazy haitians and cubans.

No wonder.

isiah thomas said...

its too bad this is overshadowing that comeback.

The Suns took that game over in the 2nd half of the 4th.

El Padrino said...

games on too late
i will re watch 4th quarter on dvr

blue said...

I mentioned the constant whining of the spurs in the Nuggets series. Bowen would physically jump up and down if called for a foul, like a kid throwing a temtrum. He should have been T'd up, but everyone is so afraid of being "Joey Crawfordized" that they won't blow the whistle.

isiah thomas said...

if I'm the NBA I give CS Rob 3 games, Diaw a game for leaving the bench area and let Amare play and believe his "I was checking into the game" excuse.

If the niba believes Bowen wasn't trying to intentionally hurt Amare and didn't knee nash's nuts then they should believe Amare.

ebntx said...

nash and amare complain just as much for not getting calls.

horry does deserve a suspension from the next game if not two.

isiah thomas said...

the Suns were down 10 with 9 mins left and had forks sticking out of their backs.

isiah thomas said...

nash and amare complain just as much for not getting calls.

not nearly to the degree of the entire spurs franchise.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ElP, Stadium Sauce should be there on friday.

ebntx said...

so what scale do you use to figure that out?

El Padrino said...

nice, ima shower in it
thanks meiz

isiah thomas said...

eb the Spurs are a great team and add that champions moxie they're damn near unbeatable.

But fuck dude, seriously, after EVERY call they complain.

Ginobli tripped someone in game 2 or 3 and pulled the arms up in the air, shoulder shrug "what did I do" routine.

isiah thomas said...

the series is over if Amare is out of Game 5.

if he is I legit start Pat Burke and tell him to not stop elbowing TD's head until he's taken out on a stretcher.

isiah thomas said...

meeting....out.

blue said...

I thought the NBA had a "no whining" rule in place....guess that went the way of the new ball.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I like sleep.

Tyler said...

I think every team complains too much. Pistons are notorious for complaining after every play too, even when the foul's on the other team. In that game on Sunday, 'Sheed obviously fouled Ben Wallace but then complained it wasn't a foul and got T'd. He only got T'd because he's 'Sheed. Anyone else they would have let it go.

El Padrino said...

tough l there freak

i wouldnt watch baseball until friday if i were you

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Good work on the NY info ELP, thanks.

blue said...

Oh to be Nick Lachey

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Yeah...Cubs lose in really bad ways.

It makes you want to stomp on your own throat.

ebntx said...

she's got a butter face.

ebntx said...

the rest of her is fine, especially those nicely shaped mammaries.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Anywhere around Shea to take in the game? Scalpers going to be out? Any experience with this? what would be max you would pay at game start time vs. cubs? how much is a beer in shea?

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

p.s. as I was scrolling through trying to catch up I thought FOR SURE WEAZY posted the 5 scrollers...turns out it was time for blues clues...and his plane stories.

p.s.s. it was rather easy to catch up since most was NBA related, and i don't particularly care about said sport

El Padrino said...

I'm sure there is a couple of "met Friendly" bars around the stadium

nothing that close though, shea is surronded by scrap metal shops, auto body shops and train tracks

can beer from the vendor is 6.75
bottle from the councourse is 7.25

El Padrino said...

scalpers are all around

in the parking lot
i get them from time to time
the most i would pay, depending on the seat of course would be around $50

upper deck no more than $20-$25

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

how many OZ's we talking here ELP?

El Padrino said...

when you hear someone say ticket, tickets

just whistle or nod, whatta got

then whateve he tells you of course, how much

or you can go up to the same day sales tickets window by gate D i think and they might be some available since it's a day game during the week

El Padrino said...

can, basic can, 12 oz

basic bottle, although i've seen a couple of spots selling 16 oz's
not where i sit though

i throw down a six pack on the parking lot or two times ago i had a mini flask with JD

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

It takes forever to upload videos to youtube.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

I sent weazy a trade proposal for Pujols this morning...and he said

"no on pujols.

would consider d. lee and grady and soria. don't know though."

Wow...that is absolutely ridiculous...It's funny on a few levels. First of all that he throws "don't know though" on the end to give one the impression that "it's a deal he'd consider, but not one that he would jump at", and 2 that he thinks he can get both D-Lee and Sizemore plus for Pujols...

El Padrino said...

kick his ass seabass!

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Damnit, no day games.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

re "kick his ass seabass!"

Now ELP...was this quote from a movie on weazy's 10 scroller that lists all acceptable PCR's?

El Padrino said...

i dont read weazy 10 scrollers
this is from dumb and dumber

El Padrino said...

i'm out for lunch it's 80 degrees

blue said...

cut and paste does not count as a 10 scroller, that is just stupid. If someone takes the effort to type out a 5 or 6 scroller, i'll read it. If you're too lazy to link to an article, then you suck.

Spaceman Spiff said...

amare takes off his warmup while leaving the bench, that might help his alibi.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

We all know he was just getting ready to fight.

Can't we just accept that and move on?

blue said...

I'll buy the amare thing, because he didn't go onto the court, he was running down the sideline. Plus his knees are not strong enough to fight.

ebntx said...

i hope amare doesnt get suspended. the suns (zeke) dont need an excuse when they still lose the series.

Iam what I am said...

i went to bed with 3 minutes left in the game. hopefully SC will have a replay or something.. i might have to sit there all night to catch one though.

Iam what I am said...

did ep and deke have a bet?

Mills said...

Good discussion starter re: small market v. big market baseball. skip down a couple paragraphs to start with the rankings. or just read him cuz he is awesome.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

that link didn't have to be 4 lines long.

It could have simply been "small market vs. big market"

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Finally got finished loading everything.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

This is the project I worked on for NBAtv.

El Padrino said...

yeah iam i won some secret sauce

Mills said...

if i wouldn't have told people to skip down a bit, they would have went there and not read it, cuz they couldn't find it.

El Padrino said...

for brats

ebntx said...

hope it is not scrot sauce from his brat.

El Padrino said...

sg saying trade stoudemire for kg

for real

El Padrino said...

"Another reason why the officiating stood out in that game: Have you ever seen more players utterly convinced that they've never committed a foul in their lives than the guys from this Spurs-Suns series? What an annoying bunch of whiners; it's like watching the 2006 World Cup with more whistles"

hi bill

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The proper name is Secret Stadium Sauce. Its fantastic shit.

El Padrino said...

the gem of all gems :

"Heard conflicting reports on the Oakland crowd last night, but just from watching Game 4 on TV, the crowd paled in comparison to the crowds from the Dallas series, which made me wonder if the "renaissance" of Warriors basketball had inevitably caused the stands to be filled by bandwagon fans and rich a-holes who always end up ruining these sorts of things because they don't care who wins or know how to affect the games ... they just want to be there because it's the place to be. I hate when this happens."

FUCK

YOU

BILLLLLLLLL

El Padrino said...

fallwell is dead

hoorah

isiah thomas said...

i hope amare doesnt get suspended. the suns (zeke) dont need an excuse when they still lose the series.

the Suns got over a big hurdle last night. And there's no shame in losing to the spurs if they play at full strength.

If Nash doesn't cut his nose in the final few minutes of game 1 it could easily be 3-1 Suns.

isiah thomas said...

yeah EP we touched on Bill's hypocrisy yesterday.

what a fag he is.

El Padrino said...

meiz
tom verducci is drinking the brew crew kool aid

isiah thomas said...

too bad about fallwell. He had some HOF type jiggly neck meat.

Now we only have Janet Reno, George Lucas and Chris Berman to fall back on.

El Padrino said...

rick majerus

isiah thomas said...

oh yeah Majerus too.

We're pleased to induct Rick Majerus into the jiggly neck meat HOF.

Welcome!

ebntx said...

this is about a week old so sorry if it was brought up before.

paris hilton dead

funny

isiah thomas said...

George Lucas Neck Meat

tem said...

I just found out the pressing the shift key 5 times in a row turns on sticky keys.

What the fuck is sticky keys?

Obviously sounds like the result of watching internet porn, but really what the fuck?

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Weazy...got about this far and had to quit

"The Mets are clearly No. 2 in New York and they play in an awful stadium -- the second-worst in baseball (until Washington gets rid of RFK)"

So...they can mention the Nats are getting rid of RFK, but not that the Mets will be opening a new stadium in '09?
Seriously?
A bit of fact checking perhaps would be helpful

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

If you hold down shift for 8 seconds it turns on Filter keys.

ebntx said...

holding down the left arrow buttton for 3.4 seconds does absolutely nothing.

El Padrino said...

corb is weazy your sister or something

tem said...

all of those, except the left arrow also makes my computer make a very loud squealing noise.

ebntx said...

listen to the sound your monitor makes when you push it off your desk.

tem said...

i do need a new monitor...maybe i will try.

isiah thomas said...

if you like LOV hit Alt+P 10 times!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Scroll to the bottom for our favorite sideline reporter

ebntx said...

i think my computer just alerted me that i won the grand prize.

ebntx said...

even the chick in the blue is checking her out.

isiah thomas said...

A+ puppies on her.

isiah thomas said...

Imus should apologize for Cheap Shot Rob's hit last night.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

bombs away.

isiah thomas said...

those things are def built for speed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Also, more boob words that my friends and I use:

Hogs, Hoggers, Hog-Daddies

El Padrino said...

New way to pitch

ebntx said...

hogs or anything using a derivative make them sound scary.

isiah thomas said...

did we have fun bags on the list?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"hogs or anything using a derivative make them sound scary."

I strongly disagree.

El Padrino said...

flapjacks?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

a flapjack is a cigarette.

Iam what I am said...

ears

huge ears

Iam what I am said...

jessica alba has an amazing set of... eyelids.

Mills said...

reason number 1,875,331 why i would not want to live in new york (just visit).

though...it is funny.

"Don't let the crackheads bother you, they are harmless."

El Padrino said...

oh i forgot, people only do crack in ny

isiah thomas said...

RIP TJW?

ebntx said...

i can hope zeke.

El Padrino said...

yeah, someone held his nose while he was talkin and he choked on his own bullshit

blue said...

TJW mentioned he might be going to Toronto for a few days

ebntx said...

everytime i see this girl walk by my office i want to hit her over her head with a bat. i cant stand that bitch.

Mills said...

BTW ELP -

I was laughing cuz you have crackheads running around bothering people instead of normal cities' homeless people. just a funny different vision.

blue said...

you only have one of those in your office EB?

blue said...

yeah, our crackheads have jobs

Mills said...

firejoemorgan.com is pretty funny. they are a little too centered on computer numbers and not enough intangibles, but they are definitely funny.

El Padrino said...

actually that was kinda just a joke
playing off the stereotypes
crackheads walking around beggin is a thing of the 80's, not anymore

tem said...

wha?

Iam what I am said...

but u can still buy sexy time on the street, right?

isiah thomas said...

get on the ball Stern and make a fucking ruling on Gm. 5.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

he better not suspend anyone.

blue said...

they didn't announce that BD could play until this afternoon, so my guess is all the decisions will come tomorrow in regards to suns/spurs suspensions

El Padrino said...

BD is good

ebntx said...

only one that i want to use a bat on

isiah thomas said...

I think they'll announce it today.

Mills said...

i think if they suspend amare and co, they will take out duncan too. he stepped a foot over the line. at least that way, they will reason, each team is without a 1st team all nba-er.

Iam what I am said...

BD's dunk over whoever the hell that was.. was sick.

tem said...

The NBA just called.

I am suspended for game 5.

isiah thomas said...

he laid nuts on Kirilinko.

ebntx said...

if suns/spurs make it to game 7. it should be anything goes. straight body checks, weapons (no guns) and no officials.

ebntx said...

"he laid nuts on Kirilinko."

his wife will probably tell him that was his free pass for the year.

isiah thomas said...

if suns/spurs make it to game 7. it should be anything goes. straight body checks, weapons (no guns) and no officials.

make it the anchor man fight scene except with a basketball included.

blue said...

The brew crew's new, why not us?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Don't go lumping "Why not us" in with the Brewers

Mills said...

Eric Mangini is trying out wrestlers (real ones) that haven't played football since junior high. what do they have to lose?

ebntx said...

dignity.

blue said...

damn, missed the jemele chat today

isiah thomas said...

Fergie is 10th on the hot 100 list.

This is not acceptable. She is heinous, emphasis on anus.

blue said...

they should have a rule that anyone who has pissed themselves in concert cannot be in the top 100 hot list...this would include Keith Richards and Ozzy, along with Fergie.

Mills said...

you guys see sly pled guilty to hgh possession and all that stuff?

El Padrino said...

t minus 30 min for departure to shea

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Beat the Cubs, please.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oops. I meant:

Beat the Cubs because I don't know how to manage a bullpen or know when a guy "just doesn't have it tonight".

Regards,

Nedly Yost.

tem said...

i saw that about sly.

it didn't even dent the shell of things i care about.

tem said...

NASCAR news that I know nobody cares about, well maybe 2 or 3 people tops:

DE Jr. was docked 100 points for cheating.

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