Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Hey Look Here

So let me begin today by telling Uniroyal to suck my balls. They are not the only thing between me and the road. My brakes, transmission, floor mats, floor board, rims, and many other things are between me and the road. Suck my balls you liars.

Pistons take a 2-0 lead on the Bulls. Bulls look over matched in every aspect. I suspect they win one of these next two then lose game 5 in Detroit. I bet lots of people think that too, so I'm not really going out on a limb or anything. We should be seeing a fun rematch of Pistons/Cavs in the East finals.

Random side note 1: I think there is a 43.56% chance that El Pad buys Mrs. El Pad a mother's day gift this year. Pregnant women are cranky and he might need to do this just to keep the peace.

In the West the Jazz are up 1-0 on GS. Two things of note: GS is not the typical 8 seed and Dee Brown must really suck. The Warriors don't even bother covering him. He had at least 10 feet between him and his defender. I am excited to see how this series pans out. I don't believe the Jazz can keep winning these 100+ scoring fests, but it will be fun to watch them try. What I am not excited for is a possible Spurs/Jazz finals. The scores to those games might be 53-42. That is WNBA level scoring. I think I am going to root for a Suns/GS matchup. The scores on those games might be 152-145 with 0 overtimes.

Speaking of WNBA, just kidding, I got nothing. I don't even know if they are in season.

Let's talk Major League Soccer...umm see WNBA for my knowledge of soccer.

Random side note 2: Derron Williams is good.

Random side note 3: I was half listening to the news guy on the radio and all I heard was this "they were busy working and then something went wrong and they both got shot." I think the part I missed was key. But anyway, something went wrong and 2 people got shot.

Hey did you hear that Clemens is a Yankee? David Wells says he would never disrespect his team by not travelling with them. Hmm, he also will never win 7 Cy Youngs, get paid like 900K a start, and ever get the option not to travel with the team. I'm sure the Yankees are thrilled to have Clemens on board even if he just pitches home games and never travels at all. I mean come on, they just sent one of their starting pitchers to Class A ball. If the dude spoke English that would be one hell of an awkward moment when he meets his new teammates. I can just imagine after the game this guy's interpreter asking where the sushi spread is in the clubhouse and his teammates telling him that they are all going to hit Long John Silvers for the post game meal and if Asian dude wants to come then he can get some shrimp.

Random side note 4: When I wrote Major League Soccer, I had it as MLS, but decided that was a disease and not a sport. I didn't want to get people down by talking about people with MLS. Of course I think the disease is just MS, but MLS sounds close to it.

Rev
WC


OK Have at it bee snatches.

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ToddPacker said...

temrant

tem said...

temrants are awesome.

Uniroyal pisses me off with their commercials.

El Padrino said...

good point on wells and good point on the mothers day gift thing

i had no clue
i better get on it

El Padrino said...

carlos boozer is really good

El Padrino said...

i posted some stocks on my blog if anyone is interested in that stuff

El Padrino said...

and breathe

El Padrino said...

premature Z bitches

jugdish said...

What was Rev doing for his honeymoon...does anyone remember?

tem said...

I think a tour of the tastykakes factory.

ToddPacker said...

mothers day gift is a good idea, ep... can't hurt

jugdish said...

but he has done that so many times already...I thought it would be time to raise his game for the honeymoon.

El Padrino said...

rev = hershey's park in pa

thanks tp, again, tem probably save my life with this post as i had no intention of getting her a md gift

lov saves lives.

tem said...

premature zs are hard to get.

congrats!

El Padrino said...

short hershey's stock
rev's going to eat the walls

tem said...

when i get $$$ I am going to blindly follow el pad's stock picks.

ToddPacker said...

"lov saves lives"


that be top of the page good

tem said...

I don't know if the factory tour ever gets old to him and it might be Mrs. Rev's first trip.


nah, no way that the tour of the factory wasn't in their first 5 dates.

dinner, movie, dessert

1/8 mile walk in the park, dinner, sports event, dessert

dinner, tastykakes tour, dessert

ToddPacker said...

hershey park... funny

i haven't been there in years

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

that frank caliendo spoofing jim rome video was great.

jugdish said...

Can you see him laying on the beach?



Is anyone here a marine biologist?!?!

The Great I Am said...

detroit what.

El Padrino said...

freak, link

El Padrino said...

they should fire Flip and let Chauncey be player/coach

ToddPacker said...

caliendo is funny

El Padrino said...

rev in jamaica

Jamiaca dude : "yeah mon, we need mooorrre RUM CAKE, big whiteboy taking dem home!"

"and keep making da beef patties mon, dis is crazy!"

jugdish said...

I think he actually went on a cruise...there is never a shortage of food on a cruise.

Keep an eye on the headlines over the next week and watch for a cruise ship that had to come back early because they ran out of food.

El Padrino said...

could you imagine a cruise

they would have to stop at like costco to buy more beef

jugdish said...

I have a mental picture with Rev and his wife at the front of the ship like the scene from titanic, but Rev is sporting his McNabb jersey.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

It was just at the end of yesterday's comments.

But I'll post it for you anyway you lazy bum.

link

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

revolting.

THE CHAMP. said...

tem, you should follow EP's stocks and sports picks. you'll be a millionaire in no time.

El Padrino said...

i am lazy

good vid, funny

El Padrino said...

yeah tem, be my client

i'll start a "consulting" business
keep you invested in the market with an eye on all the sports action

great idea champ!

tem said...

if i ever get $$$ i have no issue blindly sending it to El Pad.

Mostly because I won't ever get $$$.

And if I do it wouldn't be because I earned it.

jugdish said...

Coincidence?

THE CHAMP. said...

the hybrid investment firm. haha

stocks and sports

blue said...

Rev isn't going on his honeymoon until later this summer, on a count of the new job, and the new house sucked all their money out of them, or something like that.

blue said...

and just because I can say it...Fuck Google.

tem said...

So, Rev is either in Hersey Park, at his new job, on a cruise, or in Jamaica?

tem said...

haha, smokin steves is a real caterer.

El Padrino said...

"Stocks and Sports" message

America's passions come together and I can help you capitilize. Invest with El Pad and your dreams will come true. Want a house? Pound the Nets tongiht. Want a car? Buy 10K shares of LOW. It's easy and almost risk free. Being on the outside looking in is a terrible place to be. Are you that guy?

blue said...

Rev's honeymoon plans

it's in the comments, sounds like he's taking a cruise to Canada in late July.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Going to the ballyard tomorrow for a little day-time tilt.


Wake up, go hit the practice range, get some booze, have a cocktail while taking the scenic route to Miller Park, make more cocktails, head into the stadium...

Good times.

El Padrino said...

that's a nice day deke

El Padrino said...

canada

who takes a cruise to canada?

wtf

The Great I Am said...

dont be that guy

The Great I Am said...

tem's knowledge will reap many a reward for EP.

jugdish said...

Blue is the consummate LOV researcher.

tem said...

Deke has a damn good day planned.

jugdish said...

Maybe he can have a beer with tjw on one of the ports.

Wait...that would be contributing to the deliquency of a minor. Maybe he can have a Capri Sun instead.

El Padrino said...

A Tang perhaps?

ToddPacker said...

Papi is not that smart

ToddPacker said...

meiz’s plan for tomorrow makes me very jealous

jugdish said...

Yeah...if mrs. tjw will give him a ride down there.

El Padrino said...

deke, brew crew coming in this weekend to shea

should be a couple of good games

tem said...

maybe he can ride his bike.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Good call Meiz, taking in games during the week, because come the weekend...they're going down my friend

whocares said...

I see that since I've been gone TJW has made a return appearance. And just in time for school to be letting out for summer. Coincidence??? Uhhh, sure.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

I'm glad to see TPS hell didn't keep the Power Rankings out until Wednesday...good work

Go Go Power Rankings

El Padrino said...

corb rocking his fantasy power ranking boner today

blue said...

it's only been a day...but my team is destroying meiz's team.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Not really El P...if it's anyone rocking the Power Ranking boner it's mills...I'm atop the power rankings, so "i can't get much higher"...

p.s. here's an excerpt from mills email

Mills "power rankings are up. i was the big mover this week. 2n best showing this week and up to 6th place in the power rankings"

My reply "You were the big mover because I kicked you’re a.ss the week before 10-1 and you fell just behind the pack"

El Padrino said...

you and weazy should settle this in the ring

El Padrino said...

and i'm smokin ingo moya whatever

blue said...

wow...that was a witty comeback

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Not quite as witty as Meiz's reply to my post

If you haven't seen the genius that is the reply please take the time now

tem said...

My team still sucks.

tem said...

Just like Jessica Fletcher.

She put out. Don't be fooled.

The Great I Am said...

but basically youre saying that you guys email about fantasy stuff. gotcha.

tem said...

go where for this response?

blue said...

I thought meiz's response was appropriate...it was on the yahoo message board for the league.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need to round out the rest of my day. What happens @ 3 when the game's over?

blue said...

"I need to round out the rest of my day. What happens @ 3 when the game's over? "

is there a hooters nearby? or a place with golden tee?

El Padrino said...

or spidey 3

or a pitch and putt

or a hooker

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm flyin' solo tomorrow. Gonna see if I can find out if any of my peeps are going.

I can't go do anything too pathetic. ie: go to a strange bar alone or go to Hooters alone.

ToddPacker said...

go shopping for new pants

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not "witty" enough for Corbin. My level of TPS disallows me to sit and craft the Perfect Comeback.


Wooow. Look at the brain on Corb!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"go shopping for new pants"

Pants season is over. I'm full on into shorts. Long pants won't see daylight until October at the earliest.

isiah thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

isiah thomas said...

We will now have a LOV moment of silence for the untimely passing of Chico Corrales.

*and don't half ass it with talking or cheers.






































thank you.

RIP Chico.

El Padrino said...

Wow, he was a good fighter, RIP Diego Chico Corralles

The Great I Am said...

the only chico i know washes my car.

referencing comments made on yahoo boards: worthless.

El Padrino said...

i guess the castillo right part trey won't happen

El Padrino said...

*fight

isiah thomas said...

Chico gave us the greatest fight of all time in Corralles/Castillo, he shall never be forgoten.

isiah thomas said...

knowing that weazy is rim jobbing the power rankings I'll stop them now.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

For all you Mets honks:

When the Crew rolls into Shea we'll be missing Glavine and Maine, whereas the Mets'll get the "teeh" of our rotation with Soup, Sheets, and Cappy.

isiah thomas said...

watching chicago attempt to play basketball is painful.

isiah thomas said...

The Utah/GS game was a 9.5 out of 10 last night.

Spaceman Spiff said...

are suns in a must win situation tonight

El Padrino said...

i'm worried Meiz

El Padrino said...

(s)

isiah thomas said...

MUST win. They're not taking 2 in SA.

they're starting Old Man Kurt Thomas tonight in place of Jumaine-James Jones

El Padrino said...

spiff, NETS/SUNS parlay will win you $$$ tonight

brought to you bu S & S Investments LLC

El Padrino said...

good move, Kurt can rebound the basketball and hit that 15 footer from either wing

Spaceman Spiff said...

Meiz,

the brewers are giving free tickets to any guy who gets a rectal exam at Miller Park today.

WTF

you in?

isiah thomas said...

EP - LOF response.

El Padrino said...

wow, milwaukeee i never knew it was like that

isiah thomas said...

true about Thomas. Plus he keeps Amare off of TD, which should prevent early foul trouble for him.

Spaceman Spiff said...

RIS(rest in shit) Mariano Rivera

when adrian beltre is hitting a game winning dinger off you, that's not good.

isiah thomas said...

maybe it'll be a hot chick doing the exam and she'll milk your prostate.

isiah thomas said...

deke - hold out for good box seats if you do it. Upper Deck tix ain't worth a finger in the ass.

Ask TP about Dr. Jellyfinger.

El Padrino said...

ok zeke

El Padrino said...

Mo is done.

the cutter aint cuttin no mo

ToddPacker said...

tp has blocked out all memory of that doctor visit

ToddPacker said...

i think i have mo on my fatasy team... him sucking is still great

ToddPacker said...

lunch

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

"Reyes is currently outpacing 20 of the league's 30 teams in stolen bases all by himself."

Very Nice

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Meiz...be afraid of Oliver Perez, Jorge Sosa, and Mike Pelfrey...be very afraid

El Padrino said...

zeke i responded (lof)

El Padrino said...

perez made bonds look silly twice last night

blue said...

sometimes bonds makes bonds look stupid (paula abdul outfit)

El Padrino said...

intersting, Cuban on new movie ideas

El Padrino said...

here's how to find the cheapest gas in your hood

tem said...

When I am old enough I am going to pitch a reality show idea to FOX.

They support my run for the presidency. They get me on all the ballots, they get me into the debates, they film it all. Everyone would watch that.

tem said...

Also I watched the last 5 mins of The Bachelor last night because fmtem was watching. They said "stay tuned for the most dramatic exit yet."

So the exit was the girl crying. No fists, no real cussing, no girl fights, nothing. It was dumb.


I think they should do a bachelor where the guy is married and his wife is one of the contestants.

El Padrino said...

S & S Investments LLC would not recommend doing this

isiah thomas said...

response (lof)

isiah thomas said...

the cable box in the bedroom crapped out 20 mins into FMZ watching the bachelor, I laughed at her when she axed to watch it in the living room and told her to go to sleep.

isiah thomas said...

and damn right doggie she went to sleep.

isiah thomas said...

I almost dropped a "NHH" on her, I mean GS/Utah was on for fuck's sake.

isiah thomas said...

half-n-half premature z.

isiah thomas said...

speaking of NHH, I saw Jemele Hill on "First Take" this AM.....she's got that internet face.

tem said...

They probably have the bachelor online immediately afterwards.

Also she can just read the SGs review.

isiah thomas said...

I just karaticized this post.

tem said...

I saw her on TV too while I was at lunch. She has a fat face.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TPS just raped me.

isiah thomas said...

quick deke, get the morning after pill.

tem said...

Meiz, SVU will help you out.

tem said...

TPS is a terrible predator and must be stopped.

Spaceman Spiff said...

TPS was just warming you up for the rectal exam

isiah thomas said...

deke did you fight it or did you take bobby knight's advice and sit back and try to enjoy it?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was pondering the prostate exam. Hey, 2 free tickets to a ballgame and I get to shit on some dude's hand? Sounds like a deal.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke did you fight it or did you take bobby knight's advice and sit back and try to enjoy it?"

Well, I did get a reach around.

The Great I Am said...

cuban: i like the way he thinks.

shitting on someone: u mean u dont have to wait til youre 80 for that? awesome.

tem said...

Cuban has some good ideas and the $$$ to make shit happen

The Great I Am said...

i think the bean bags might be a stretch for "date nights" though. college crowd = perfect.

but still, fuck him and all his money anyways.

THE CHAMP. said...

I wish there was a theatre where you could get some liquor before the show. I know there's at least one in detroit. people in the south hate drinking though (see: no alchohol sales on sunday)

THE CHAMP. said...

i read on cuban's blog awhile ago that he wants to make a 21 and over theatre.

isiah thomas said...

I hope Cuban puts in some "conjegal visit" rooms in his movie theatre.

blue said...

I went to a theatre in Raleigh, right off of NC State's campus that served alcohol..It was great.

tem said...

We have a theatre in town that sells booze at the concession stand.

It has big puffy chairs too and the ones in the balcony you need to reserve ahead of time and you get assigned seats.

tem said...

Strip Club / Theatre would work.

blue said...

I would always want to "make it rain" at the theater then

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The next dunk thrown down by Amare Stoudemire, Shawn Marion or any other Sun you want to name will be the Suns' first dunk of the series."-Stein

this is unbelievable (ns)

isiah thomas said...

I heard that last night Spiff - interesting stat.

That's why I'm still not 100% sold on the idea of starting Thomas. Play him more? yes. Start?

Even with the rebounding disparity the Suns were in it till the end.

isiah thomas said...

and I think the Suns have lost 16 of their last 20 to the Spurs, heard that last night also.

so maybe its time to change things up.

blue said...

yes, but they have to be in it to win it....Amare got abused by Duncan...made Nene look like 1st team defense.

blue said...

and the jones boy, whoever he was, throwing in a goose egg, makes him expendable for some bulk.

The Great I Am said...

how about instead of shitty ass *tv commercials* that they now run at theaters, just have the strippers take their place.

win win for cuban's place.

tem said...

That thing you said about that dude is spot on.

isiah thomas said...

yes, but they have to be in it to win it....


they were tied with a minute left and down 1 when LB forgot his brain.

concentrate more on defensive rebounding and they win that game going away.

James Jones = a hot terd

isiah thomas said...

Duncan will get his regardless, they need to worry more about Parker.

And Gin-o-be-lee didn't shoot well.

Mix up Marion and raja on Parker and Manu.

isiah thomas said...

Duncan was making some great shots over some decent Amare D. That one hook shot he had from the baseline to put the spurs up 2 or 4 late - Amare couldn't do much more.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i just posted my concert tickets for more than 3 times face value just in case some dummy bites, if not, oh well, its a win win

tem said...

good plan

isiah thomas said...

oh Jessi

sfw

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Those things need to be unsheathed.

isiah thomas said...

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

Spaceman Spiff said...

seriously hef, just pay her, her dad would 100% approve

Spaceman Spiff said...

her facial expression makes my hand automatically switch to pimp mode

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Boo-ya.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Jalen Rose should play more.

El Padrino said...

i just took a really long lunch

really long

blue said...

freak just dropped a boo-ya on us

El Padrino said...

I wanna be with Jessi's tits

oohhhh

i wanna be with jessi's tits

jessssii'ss TIIIITTTSS!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm keeping a copy of the first ever naked J Simpson pic forever, when it comes out.

blue said...

rev collects jerseys...meiz collects nudies

blue said...

i see nothing wrong with that

Spaceman Spiff said...

shows how much of a pussy nick was.

where is the damn sex tape, or nude photos?

El Padrino said...

im eating a pint of haggen daz cookies and cream





.....it's pleasing me

blue said...

papa joe took them away from nick for his own personal use

Spaceman Spiff said...

ben,
that is the sad truth. i really do believe he rubs one out to his daughters

ToddPacker said...

without a doubt, spiff

ToddPacker said...

papa joe is a little off

tem said...

el pad is getting blown by ice cream.

ToddPacker said...

that would be cookies and extra cream

El Padrino said...

dont talk about my ice cream like that

papa joe = for real

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

In light of the amazing pollsters down at ESPN, i have decided to dedicate my services to add another race related poll.

100% of this guy couldn't give two shits about what color of people give two shits on the subject of Barry Bonds

isiah thomas said...

Natalie Portman side boob

nsfw/sfw

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And when I say naked J Simps pic, I mean au natural. Not retouched of altered at all.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke, why do you do this to me?

blue said...

jemele hill is on 1st and 10 right now...she's stupid

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How the fuck do you guys get to watch TV at work?

blue said...

she loves detroit, and sends a shoutout to Mat

tem said...

i am giddy for side boob when i get home.

i hope i am not disappointed.

El Padrino said...

Lohan side boob

ToddPacker said...

the side boob thing on the family guy was funny

tem said...

"well you shouldn't....that's myyyy side boob."

tem said...

Packers are interested in Keyshawn?

Meiz?

blue said...

broncos are interested in Me-shawn too

blue said...

fucking tornado warning test

tem said...

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

blue said...

yeah, go to the stairwell because there is a tornado in the area...it's 80 degrees outside, there's no effin tornadoes

The Great I Am said...

i need a new ringer

The Great I Am said...

btw, banning booze (i hate that word for some reason) in the clubhouse is not the answer.

if you cant handle your shit.. well, at least darwin loves ya, kid.

personal responsibility is a bitch.

El Padrino said...

yeah not the answer

dont fuck it up for the rest of us

take a cab

it's all la russa's fault

tem said...

I am pretty much shocked at the number of rich people who drive drunk.

It's not like they can't afford cabs. A limo to them would be a drop in the bucket. A cab is pocket change.

blue said...

I'm not going to say i've never done it, nor am I going to admit to having done it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

1) the Pack's not my team, but yet, I do follow them closely.

2) Keyshawn- He's probably a #3 at best.

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