Thursday, May 10, 2007

The District Sleeps Alone Tonight

The first person that can name what band wrote the song named in the title will get something special from me. If we ever meet in person, you will get a hearty handshake. Let the fight begin. (No cheating).

I hate Dale Jr. Apparently he's being flakey about whether or not he's returning to DEI. And I don't care. (Because of all the hate). But, rumors keep floating about him joining Hendrick (gag). The only reason that would be interesting to see would be the reaction of the (moron) legion of Junior fans when their greatest nemesis is now a teammate (Jeff Gordon).

(Parenthetical documentation is FUN)

Actual use of parentheses by ESPN.com: "Earnhardt Jr., 32, has said he wants controlling interest in DEI (at least 51 percent) so he could make the necessary decisions to help DEI reach the championship level."

Hot Damn! I didn't not know that to have control over the company that you needed to own over half of it! (s)

Shilling retracts his statement (because he's a pansy).

Cubs are more awesome than ever. Still think it was a good move getting rid of Marquis, mills? (Yes Meiz, the Brewers still suck)

Basketball, it (just) sucks.

Hockey too(.)

I plan, for tonight, to blow money at an awesome concert. Hellogoodbye to The Rocket Summer! (I'll be in Cincy, Tem. Waiting for your call).

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El Padrino said...

The Postal Service

and dont give me the dead fish handshake either

El Padrino said...

damn i really could go for a Indiana, wait....

what's Indiana famous for?

send me a Hoosier

thejaywhite said...

please tell us EP..whats it famous for, slavery?

ToddPacker said...

dead fish handshakes are horrible

ToddPacker said...

tjw picks it up right where he left off yesterday

El Padrino said...

hey tjw, why up so early?
is this the first time your up before the 11am mickey D cutoff for a Mc Muffin

thejaywhite said...

tjw wakes up when he wants and is now watchin dawson creek, and tjw eats the blt breakfast bagel

El Padrino said...

watch the vid below the article, fangs removed or not they are nuts

El Padrino said...

your tv choices are very questionable

thejaywhite said...

The baby tries to protect itslef while being repeatedly hit by the animal, which has also had its mouth stitched up and its fangs removed

El Padrino said...

vick is a typical street rat

thejaywhite said...

how so?

El Padrino said...

the dog fighting thing
it's one thing after another with this guy and the sad thing is he'll never take ATL to a championship so all this time and money is a waste

thejaywhite said...

i wouldnt say hes a waste to ATL..hes put them on the map..somethign that didnt even happen with their lucky superbowl run...and i couldnt give two shits about the dog ring

ToddPacker said...

snakes and babies...wtf

thejaywhite said...

Danica feels pressure to win at indy?....LOL..does she actually think shes good..has she even won a race?

ToddPacker said...

benitez getting the L yesterday was great

El Padrino said...

yeah tp and from d wright was nice as well

delgado had a nice game too

Iam what I am said...

and being black doesnt help him any.

Iam what I am said...

d fisher.. wow, that was Willis Reed type shit..

only 1000% different.

thejaywhite said...

I disagree..Willis couldnt walk and was a star

El Padrino said...

sarcasm i think was the avenue iam was headed in with that comment

thejaywhite said...

T gwynn wants bones in the hall of fame

El Padrino said...

well he's def in already
unless it's proven he was juicin'

ToddPacker said...

tony gwynn is fat

ToddPacker said...

"only 1000% different"


i guess he missed that part

thejaywhite said...

hes tested positive a total of 0 times...hes 42..noway he tests positive now

El Padrino said...

he wasnt tested correctly then
the way i would test him would be to stab him in the heart

thejaywhite said...

then stab 90% of pro athletes in the heart if you feel that strongly

ToddPacker said...

90% of pro athletes aren't about to cheat their way into the record books with one of the most coveted records in the game

ToddPacker said...

bonds is a dirtbag.... he should have walked away from the game... i hope he breaks the record on the road so the one thing people remember about him breaking the record is fans booing

El Padrino said...

i hope he does in boston
maybe if he does it there he can rip down the green monster and body slam carlton fisk to rub it in
that he's a professional wrestler who can hit a baseball

i thought barry was a tremndous baseball player before his head grew 3 full sizes and before his feet grew to the size of a nba baller and before he gained 50 some odd pounds of muscle

now i just think he's a cheater

thejaywhite said...

he wont break it on the road..you think hes stupid..he played an afternoon game yesterday which he never does...obviosuly cause hes timing it so its at home....

and why are you faulting bonds for being athletically superior to everyone else who cheats? youre only mad at him cause hes about to break the record? cause 90% of athletes who get paid for a living take PEDs.

thejaywhite said...

when did he cheat? i didnt know he tested positive?...Is it just you who knows?

El Padrino said...

and i get it with the whole "this was the era of baseball" i get it

but every era has had a question mark, the balls, the bats, the dimensions, coors field, ground rule doubles, spitballs, tar, stealing signs, betting, etc

ToddPacker said...

"when did he cheat? i didnt know he tested positive?...Is it just you who knows?'



ahahhahhahahhahhahahhahhahahahahah
hhahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahhhaha

tjw is on a roll today

El Padrino said...

didnt he testify under oath that a Balco "presrciption" he rubbed or ingested was a steroid but he thought it was flaxseed oil?

i know there was no "smoking needle" i;e positive test but i think it's safe to say he at one point used steroids to build up the necessary muscle to hit hr's like he's doing

mcgwire did it and i hate him too

thejaywhite said...

its not just baseball..juice is prevalent in all sports now and even in society i think atleast at the local gyms

thejaywhite said...

See thats the thing Bonds never testified he cheated...or that he cheated unknowingly..the media twisted his words...

what he said was..."I used a cream that I believe was flax seed oil'.

under further scrutiny asked if it was 'THE CREAM'. bonds said 'maybe, I dont know, I think it was flax seed oil but I didnt manufacture it'.

so the media twisted that into..he unknowingly took juice...

thejaywhite said...

mcgwire saved the game

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why are we talking about a dead issue?

This "story" is 3 years old.

El Padrino said...

see ya at shea meiz

tem said...

I juice up to run amortization tables better.

Everyone does it.

It's that time in the accounting era.

tem said...

the story just got to canada, so we gotta catch TJW up on things.

tem said...

Indiana is famous for its apple fritters.

tem said...

Why was B. Davis limping like a gimp at the end of the game?

El Padrino said...

he's hurt

fighting off a hammy strain and bad back

tem said...

NASCAR this saturday under the lights.

You heard it here first though, Mark Martin wins the Busch race.

thejaywhite said...

love nascar at night

jugdish said...

"under further scrutiny asked if it was 'THE CREAM'. bonds said 'maybe, I dont know, I think it was flax seed oil but I didnt manufacture it'.

so the media twisted that into..he unknowingly took juice..."


Bonds knows what he takes, he isn't going to take things he doesn't know what it is. Don't make him sound like a victim in this. Bonds, like a lot of other players, just took advantage of what MLB allowed them to do. I think MLB should take at least as much blame as the players.

jugdish said...

What would happen if lil e was juicing?

tem said...

I'm hungry.

thejaywhite said...

do any of u read askmen.com

Spaceman Spiff said...

at least we all know that ben johnson was roided up, and thats all that matters

tem said...

i don't know how to read.

tem said...

now i am going to go eat.

thejaywhite said...

im not sayin bonds didnt juice..im just saying theres no proof..he never admitted to it, he never tested positive, so hate him for being a jerk all u want..dont hate him for being a juicer cause u have no more proof on him than you do on clemens or giambi who appologized but didnt say what he was saying sorry for..i like him for being a jerk and being awesome...

thejaywhite said...

oh but theyre white so u wont hate them

El Padrino said...

askmen.com

please advise

Mills said...

Speaking of the postal service. I get a kick out of the UPS commercials these days with the Postal Service song on there. Ben Folds did a cover of that song as well that was pretty salty.

Mills said...

Also -- yes, it was a good move to get rid of Marquis and his 6.30 era.

Mills said...

you will see.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think everyone hates giambi and clemens too, but they are not about to break any kind of all-time record anytime soon.

thejaywhite said...

check out the site..its the best site for men..i dont check it that often..but doc love on thursday and mr mafioso on fridays are entertaining

Mills said...

yesterday was funny. too bad i missed it. maybe it was funny/good cuz i wasn't here? nah, my ego would never allow such a thought to sink in.

Mills said...

"and i couldnt give two shits about the dog ring"

you don't want verbal assaults launched at players. key word verbal.

but having dogs try to kill each other and starving them in the process is ok?

you are more contradictory than sir charles...

jugdish said...

There might not be any proof yet, and there may never be...but there is a whole lot of "smoking guns" that indicate everyone around Bonds was involved.

jugdish said...

RE: Vick

Awesome athelete, average QB at best.

thejaywhite said...

animals arent people..if theres money to be made, who are we to tell them not too do it..I feel the same way bout the environment..who are we to tell someoen they cant make money by cutting down their rain forest or dumping their garbage down a mine shaft

im not contradicting..i just dont care for others motives...my motive is all that matters to me..much like the USA...who cares what others think..go get the oil cause u want and need it

thejaywhite said...

look I completely think bonds juices..i think 90% of athletes do..the thing is i dont care..they all juice so they are all on an even playing field...but dont say you hate the guy cause you think he juices cause its unproven

isiah thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

ToddPacker said...

90% is too high... i don't think the percentage is that high

isiah thomas said...

BD's limp def starting to "act up" once Utah put them away in OT.

ToddPacker said...

bd needs a bloody sox type scam

isiah thomas said...

Tim Montgomery, that one snaggle tooth track bitch who won 5 medals, the Giambi brothers, Sheff - all BALCO clients who've said they've done roids or have failed tests.

And Bonds's trainer refuses to testify.

Bonds = BALCO's biggest client

but he's the clean one of the group.

isiah thomas said...

maybe Bonds is taking B12 shots with Tejada.

ToddPacker said...

mets taking at least 2 from the brew-crew this weekend

isiah thomas said...

GS totally gakked the fuck up in that game last night.

Pam Oliver seemed disappointed that she couldn't interview BD or Stephen Jackson after the game, D Fish ain't gangsta enough for her.

thejaywhite said...

Hey all im saying is hate him for whatever reason you want but dont call him a cheater unless youre calling every pro athlete a cheater because you have no actual proof on him.

As for my 90% estimate..I believe I am accurate on this. It may have dropped to say 75% in recent years since sports started pretending to clamp down on the issue but its still very prevalent.

isiah thomas said...

did we get confirmation/denial of Deke and Dr. Jellyfinger at the game?

isiah thomas said...

of all the athletes juicing Bonds is the only one who's coming close to breaking all-time records though.

ToddPacker said...

deke can't remember the 'blackout' parts from yesterday

isiah thomas said...

and Jr. is reportedly going to use Hendricks engines and form his own team.

El Padrino said...

90% = ridiculous

30-40% = at it's highest and i'm high ballin'

thejaywhite said...

and again..he wouldnt be close to those records if he wasnt the best of all time anyways

thejaywhite said...

El P..whats the highest level of sports you have ever played?..cause you dont know shit til you actually are in the trusted circle..you would be shocked at how widely accepted steroids are in sports

isiah thomas said...

how high did TJW get to in sports, community college?

isiah thomas said...

you're outside the circle of trust EP

Mills said...

el p runs the lions don't you know?

Mills said...

i think 30% is low. I bet about a little over 50% experiment to some degree. maybe not full on roids, but something.

thejaywhite said...

Ive been around pro athletes my entire life..did you forget my dad was an all american DB at the greatest football school in America?

jugdish said...

So is tjw par tof the 90% who juices up, or the 10% that doesn't?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Doc Jellyfinger was on tuesday.

isiah thomas said...

sorry I was temporarily blinded by 47-21, you were saying?

isiah thomas said...

So is tjw par tof the 90% who juices up, or the 10% that doesn't?

Inquiring minds want to know...

this is the real question here.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

"Danica feels pressure to win at indy?....LOL..does she actually think shes good..has she even won a race?"

You were whining all day yesterday (and part of today) about racism...and now you're being sexist.

Good call moron.

thejaywhite said...

TJW is not a pro athlete so tjw is not part of the 90% or the 10%

Spaceman Spiff said...

colts over/under for wins is 10.5 in vegas, freak, are you gonna put the life savings on the over.

jugdish said...

So you answer questions much like Bonds does...nice.

thejaywhite said...

hows that sexist,...she hasnt even won a race..so how does she feel pressure?..thats like the pedro martinez coming out and saying he feels pressure to come through at the plate to help the mets out

jugdish said...

tjw...did you ever juice?

El Padrino said...

I am a retired professional polo player jaywhite. I know steroids.

isiah thomas said...

The bigger question is......how can Carlos Boozer make millions and still have a pepperoni pizza face?

Get some proactiv man.

thejaywhite said...

the only thing neccesary to juice in polo is the horse

El Padrino said...

we used to juice up the horses we rode because we wanted them to be able to leap over the other horses.

one time i shot my horse up with so much juice that he stood up on his hind legs and me and him boxed for a good hour, he finally landed the big blow and i went down but i wasnt mad, i respected him from that day forward

jugdish said...

Not water polo.

thejaywhite said...

how about the excuse of anti inflammatories ruining alonzos kidneys

Spaceman Spiff said...

roids give him acne

isiah thomas said...

I bet Pam Oliver coulda settled that horse down by swallowing its cock-n-balls whole in her mouth.

isiah thomas said...

I attended a polo match once, it was......interesting?

El Padrino said...

i'm the little guy on the horse that's on those polo shirts you spill your piggy bank to buy

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Indiana is famous for

Racing
Basketball
Soy Beans
Racing
Ethanol
Basketball
Medicine
Basketball
Corn
Racing
Lots of Highways
Biodeisel

El Padrino said...

yeah pam is hungry
never seen a sideline reporter like that before

cept for craig sager, i wonder if they fight over who will get the money shot

jugdish said...

The Jerry West of Polo...

Keith S said...

tjw doesn't need juice. He is aesthetically superior to most of the western hemisphere.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

"colts over/under for wins is 10.5 in vegas, freak, are you gonna put the life savings on the over."

Considering they've averaged 12 wins per year over the last 5 years, I'd say it would be a pretty safe bet.

jugdish said...

thanks to the juice...

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I would make the bet, but then again, I have no clue where/how to do it.

El Padrino said...

send me some ethanol then freak

i'll sniff it

El Padrino said...

take the odds on a offshore gambling site freak
that's easy money

unless peyton gets eaten by a shark there's not way they lose more than 5 games

El Padrino said...

S&S Investments LLC approves of this bet.

isiah thomas said...

unless TJW's dad is named Jim and played tackle in 1943 then he wasn't an AA at ND.

isiah thomas said...

ND AA List

it may take a few secs to load since its a pdf

isiah thomas said...

or his last name wasn't white

jugdish said...

So that would mean tjw is full of shit?

Say it isn't so?!?!?!

Keith S said...

ha. They had an AA RB in 1935 named Bill Shakespeare.

thejaywhite said...

How would anyone on the eastern hemisphere be aesthetcially pleasing? the short chinese people with small penis'?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

You're coming to Indy in like 2 years, right El P?

Handshake will be delivered then.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

And jay. Again with the racism.

Stop it.

thejaywhite said...

Jay freak wants me to stop getting upset with people cause they are hating bones because of his race?

Get lost you biggot

jugdish said...

"tjw...did you ever juice?"

Hey, that was a good question from before that never got answered...hhmmmm...

thejaywhite said...

It didnt get answered cause its a stupid question

isiah thomas said...

and no rebuttal to his dad not being an AA?

Keith S said...

that means yes

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

You say people are hating bonds because of his race, and then you're hating chinese people because of their race?

That's called hypocrisy.

And I have all power today. You will be erased from all consciousness if you continue with this blubbering.

jugdish said...

No comment is a comment.

Spaceman Spiff said...

next question!

thejaywhite said...

and no rebuttal cause I cant believe only one of you has an IQ over 80...and by the way 79 and lower is legally retarded

and chinese people are short with small dicks hows that my fault..its not like I called them a racist name I simply pointed out a stereotype

Keith S said...

His mom probably gave him some orange juice this morning.

jugdish said...

So tjw spends at least 8 hours of the day sitting in his mom's basement debating with a group of people he feels are borderline legally retarded...nice.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

hate to break it to ya white-y, but you're the only retarded one here.

Iam what I am said...

my balls itch

Iam what I am said...

ep boxing a horse gave me maximun amounts of chuckle.

isiah thomas said...

I'm not retarded I just slobber a lot.

thejaywhite said...

well Jfreak..I looked at your pofile and low and behold you love the movie rudy..I bet you think its actually a true story

I was there the day they filmed the field scenes.they did it at halftime..and pops couldnt have been more pissed..portraying ND as a team that accepts try hards..go fuck urself eh...

no top athlete respects a try hard who makes him work harder in practise than he has too or wants too

Iam what I am said...

that was lame.

thejaywhite said...

zeke..im surprised by your last comment cause youre actually the only one in here who isnt retarded..thought you would pick up on that

Iam what I am said...

we'll give u a mulligan.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Rudy is great cinema white-y.

I don't care if it's true or not.

Truthiness doesn't matter in movieland.

thejaywhite said...

I dont like anything that glorifies an untalented undersized white boy....I love when I see a guy like rudiger lineup against me in any sport

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I place the over/under on punching white-y after meeting him at 5 minutes.

tem said...

"my dad was an all american DB"


maybe we read it wrong and he meant douchebag.

El Padrino said...

yeah freak see ya in 2009 at lucas oil field

thejaywhite said...

I place the over under on the likely hood of jfreaks cheap french lil facial hair being pencilled on to that photo at about 99%

thejaywhite said...

oh how cute..you guys plan to remain online friends for another 2 years..you guys gonna bring each other a gift too?

El Padrino said...

why's he gotta be white yo?

thejaywhite said...

or is getting the room good enough?

isiah thomas said...

I picked up on it TJW, there is only 1 true retard here.

*cough*....weazy....*cough*

El Padrino said...

tjw i have tentatvie plans to be at a colt game

lick my balls

Keith S said...

White isn't his name. Judging by his racist comments, he just wants us to know that he's white.

thejaywhite said...

whats a colt game is this where u suck real big cocks for an hour?

El Padrino said...

and please dont take that literally

tem said...

Its like an Argonauts game. But with skilled players.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

"French facial hair?"

Seriously? Is that what you just said?

There are people that are funny because they have a great sense of humor. There are also people that are funny because they are complete imbeciles.

You, jay, are the latter.

El Padrino said...

nice tem

thejaywhite said...

jfreak,

there are people who can grow facial hair and there are people who grow cheesey pathetic facial hair and actually think it looks good

you boy are the latter

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I see what you did there.

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

So I will thank you.

thejaywhite said...

and Johnny Drama says thank you to you

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This is the opposite of enjoyable.

Iam what I am said...

i dont need to submit this to TBS to know its funny:

'Its like an Argonauts game. But with skilled players.'

holla!

Mills said...

I picked up on it TJW, there is only 1 true retard here.

*cough*....weazy....*cough*

i piss more brain cells out than you have, Mat.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Tem...are you going to be in cincy to greet me?

tem said...

Somethings wrong if you are pissing out brain cells.

Iam what I am said...

'This is the opposite of enjoyable'

but somehow strangely more intriguing than any convo involving weazy and corbins fantasy talk.

El Padrino said...

damn weazy using first names

Iam what I am said...

u eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

tem said...

Cincy is too far for me.

But ask around for a really big guy named Craig. He is a cool guy. Plus if you go to the bar with him you will look better by comparison.

tem said...

What venue is the concert at?

After the concert you can hit the Argosy for some gambling. It's like 30 minutes away. Maybe less.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

It's at some place called Bogart's.

isiah thomas said...

brain cells can come out of a vagina John P?

thejaywhite said...

Jfreak, Im sure craig will give you the reach around and you will be happy with it

jugdish said...

"whats a colt game is this where u suck real big cocks for an hour? "


I would say that is the dumbest thing he ever said, but its just so hard to choose between that and all the other dumb things he has said. It does sound like something a 14 year old might say though.

tem said...

100% tjw is less than 15.

Bruce Nolan said...

I think tjw has beard envy. Puberty hasn't hit for him yet and he's saddened everytime he sees other's facial hair.

El Padrino said...

"whats a colt game is this where u suck real big cocks for an hour? "

actually it's a track meet somewhere in canada

El Padrino said...

i just couldnt resist

isiah thomas said...

BRUUUUUUUUUCCCE!

Bruce Nolan said...

hello isiah.

Mills said...

brucey -- did you look at my trade offer?

ToddPacker said...

"greatest football school in America"


hahahahahhahahhahahhahhaaaaaa

Mills said...

i do find it out that he hasn't responded to zeke's AA information...

Mills said...

***odd

jugdish said...

He responded, he called us retarded.




GOOD ONE!
(S)

thejaywhite said...

lack of response.? or lack of understanding on your part, RETARD

Bruce Nolan said...

you are a raging lunatic weaz.

tem said...

he called everyone but isiah retarded.

tjw has some man love for zeke.

isiah thomas said...

you are a raging lunatic weaz.

this is close to TOTPM

Mills said...

bruce -- its a fair deal. your OF needs help. You have eleventybillion dudes at 2B.

jugdish said...

It was lack of response...junior.

El Padrino said...

i just told the guy i hate that im going to buy him a mothers day card cuz i think he's a jew mother fucker

he might tell on me
i dont care i fucking hate him and his whole family

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