Thursday, May 24, 2007

Acai-blueberry-pomegranate Vitamin Water is awesome

Can we just put the Spurs and the Pisshhtons in the Finals already. Don't waste my time. Even though the Finals will do exactly that. 80's basketball my ass, at least 80's basket ball had some fights, some hard rebounds, some elbows, some grit. This is just going to be shot clock killin, low post positioning, long rebounding, boring ass basketball. I can't wait. I'd rather fucking watch bass fishing at 6am on a Sunday morning after a MLB2k7 all-nighter involving NyQuil, beer and skinemax. EFFF that...

Bron Bron really has no team. They fucking stink. Hughes is a waste, Ilgauskas cant get out of his own way, Gibson and Jones are D+ basketball players and Marshall is a rung below them.
The team is awful. NJ should be ashamed of themselves. With Kidd, Carter and RJ they should have won that game. Not to mention Tem's fav Miki Moore. He's unstoppable at crunch time.
Who cares though.

Mets can't beat the Braves so far this year. What else is new. As usual I can't figure out why, they ain't as good as the Mets. No big hits, Wright shit the bed the entire series, Reyes has been subdued, Delgado is playing like Giambi and so on. Fuck it, enough about that.

Enjoy your memorial day weekend. Beer, BBQ, Baseball. Nothing better.
Tell the Ms. you aint going near a parking lot. Tell her there is no time for bed bath and beyond.
Tell her El pad said so.

Onto to some grub. Make these ribs.

Memorial Day Baby Back Ribs

two ways of doing this

1. dry rub them, then grill them in aluminum foil for an hour and a half or til dark brown meat. unfoil them on grill, drench them in your favorite bbq sauce, then pull them off

2. boil them in beer for about 30 minutes, then grill them just like that
again putting on bbq sauce right before you take them off the grill
any beer will do

Dry Rub:
Granulated Brown Sugar, Oregano, Garlic Powder, Salt, Pepper, Paprika, & Cayenne Pepper
Mix in a bowl, rub into ribs (not yours, the meat). Make sure the brown sugar is the dominant spice. Cover in heavy duty reynolds wrap and grill like i said

Beer:
1/4 pot of water, the rest BEER (any kind), for extra kick a few shots of bourbon will sweeten it but dont add that til about the 15 min mark
Boil for 30 minutes, take out, let cool and juices sink in
Then grill, naked, for about 40-60 minutes, depending on how hot the grill is.
Slab on bbq towards end

enjoy

Up yours world.

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El Padrino said...

and i'm not doing a lick of tps from 10am on....

Beth said...

Don't worry ElP, maybe the NEXT series the Mets can get past the Braves mystique and actually win a series against them, although the Mets are 0-3 in series against the Braves this year. :-) The more times this happens though the more willing I'm going to be to bet on a playoff matchup between them.


And sorry iam, the boobs are gone for now...

ToddPacker said...

nice pam pic

ebntx said...

"And sorry iam, the boobs are gone for now..."

thats a kidney punch so early in the morning.

El Padrino said...

sure, i still think they can beat the braves in a playoff series

not that i'm counting on him but pedro looms in early august/late july

and glavine pitched well enough to win, he rearely gets clobbered by them

El Padrino said...

1 run games kill me though

fuck

Beth said...

That wasn't a true 1-run game though, the Mets run was a gift.

Iam what i is said...

you have served your purpose then. im done with you.









':-@)

(dont ask.)

THE CHAMP. said...

hot tub/pool party tonight, my house. everyone's invited. drinks on me.

Beth said...

And eb, the boobs pic is still posted on my rarely-used blog if you need a fix. :-)

El Padrino said...

champ with the miles away invite
your jaw would drop if i hopped on a plane and came through

THE CHAMP. said...

just bring your favorite mixer.

i'm 14 miles south of the airport

THE CHAMP. said...

I just bought half of a fully organic cow. it filled up a full freezer.

Beth said...

See champ, I was going to drop in but I don't go south of the airport. :-)

THE CHAMP. said...

yeah i hate it too.

THE CHAMP. said...

Beth have you ever been to MJQ?

wondering how it is for a bar/club

Beth said...

Champ, I've heard of MJQ but never been. What I've heard though is good - supposed to be good music and good atmosphere.

ToddPacker said...

south of the atl airport... yikes

ToddPacker said...

mets will get the braves monkey off their back... they still play them another 9 or 10 time, i think

Iam what i is said...

C, u just got "i dont go... there"'d by Pam.

ouch!

Iam what i is said...

and with the reaction here, maybe its a good thing that i havent come down yet. i can get shot here if i want.

Beth said...

Oh come on iam, there's no violence in Detroit.

(s)

THE CHAMP. said...

god, it's not about getting shot. I don't live in college park or hapeville.

there's just nothing to do south of the airport.

El Padrino said...

meet me by the waffle house pff peachtree st

i'll be the guy holding chainsaw and a six of bud light

El Padrino said...

*off

ToddPacker said...

"14 miles south of the airport"


that's almost closer to macon than atlanta

(s)

El Padrino said...

nice homer pic too

Beth said...

Let me guess champ - Fayette County?

tem said...

Cows are big. Of course it filled a full freezer.

Mills said...

"champ with the miles away invite
your jaw would drop if i hopped on a plane and came through"


and your "jaw" would drop when you got there only to find champ living in a run-down studio apartment, sitting in his boxers and wife-beater with a half-lit half-smoked cig handing out of mouth, his comb-over not combed-over and a peice of fried chicken in his hand. oh yeah, for the last kick in the nuts, no pool or hot-tub to boot.

jugdish said...

I signed a girl's boob last night...sweet!

THE CHAMP. said...

"let me guess Fayette County"

hell no i'm no redneck.

eagle's landing

tem said...

hmm, i have never signed a girl's boob.

i will rememdy this tonight.

tem said...

Is beth's new pic of some chick from tv or something?

THE CHAMP. said...

"i'll be the guy holding chainsaw and a six of bud light"

but he's got BUD LIGHT!

El Padrino said...

"I signed a girl's boob last night...sweet!"

who do you think you are?
David Hasselhof?

jugdish said...

It wasn't my wife's boob either.

I think I'm still drunk. beer pong

tem said...

Is Mills saying that people are less than honest when describing parties they are having on this blog?

El Padrino said...

jug unless your kid rock or justin timberlake explain yourself

jugdish said...

Ich bin David Hasselhoff!

THE CHAMP. said...

well i don't want to be a liar. i'll try to get a pic up next week of me in the hot tub.

Mills said...

know what else is south of the atl airport?

florida. and the ocean. and south america.


re: macon. possible worst.town.ever.

THE CHAMP. said...

speak english

THE CHAMP. said...

macon = horrible.

I live as south as I will go unless i'm headed straight to florida, or possibly savanah.

jugdish said...

I went to a concert last night, and we somewhat know the band. We went and hung out with them for a little while backstage (if thats what you call the room behind the stage in a run down bar), and some chick showed up back there with signatures on her teets. I thought she needed the jugdish herbie hancock too, so I offered and she accepted.

jugdish said...

babelfish rocks!

Mills said...

"Is Mills saying that people are less than honest when describing parties they are having on this blog?"

Not Smokey Steve.

El Padrino said...

jug, you are a man

excellent work

El Padrino said...

and enough with the no call on bron bron last night
they havent been callin it the whole series

mike brown is a joke as well

Beth said...

"Is beth's new pic of some chick from tv or something?"

Yep, it's Pam from The Office, she's the receptionist on the show. (By far the best show on tv in my opinion.)

Tem you really do need to buy a tv that gets stuff other than sports.

THE CHAMP. said...

i hope you signed it "jugdish"

Mills said...

thats a good call champ. savannah is nice.

always wanted to know. what's better to go to? savannah or charlestown? i hear they are similar. have done a day and a half in savannah but not c-town.

tem said...

"Are you with the band?"

"No, I'm just here for the Bud Light."

Beth said...

Jug, did you sign it "jugdish"?

tem said...

Why would I watch things other than sports when I can watch the highly entertaining Spurs/Jazz and Cavs/Pistons?

THE CHAMP. said...

Jordan would have made that shot.

so would have:
D. Wade
Nash
Billups
Larry
Magic
Nique
Isaiah
Joe D.
TheChamp

Beth said...

Mills, I've been to both and I think of Savannah as a smaller and more "folksy" Charleston. Both are great cities though.

jugdish said...

Tem...that's funny as hell, my friend just sent me that same text message.

I'm not sure what I signed, it might have been David Hasselhoff. It could have been jugdish though.

THE CHAMP. said...

never been to charleston. hear it's nice. i need to get to augusta too.

i've only been here for 4 years, i'm scared of most of georgia outside of atlanta. rednecks scare me more than any other race.

Beth said...

Depends on the size of the boob, "David Hasselhoff" would probably require a D cup. "Jugdish" could fit on a B cup.

El Padrino said...

rednecks are some scary folk
they will skin you alive if you cross them the wrong way

El Padrino said...

beth sounding like she's had her jugs signed :-)

Beth said...

ElP, especially if you're from NY and have a Mets cap on. :-)

jugdish said...

Yeah, but the nipple dotted the "i".

Beth said...

Or maybe I've signed some jugs...

jugdish said...

Switch back to your old pic and we will think about it.

THE CHAMP. said...

remember in Unfaithful when that dude signed his name next to Diane Lane's va-j-j?

awesome.

ToddPacker said...

savanah is great for st patricks day.... i think this was already a LoV topic

tem said...

I've been to savannah a couple times. It's OK.

El Padrino said...

"ElP, especially if you're from NY and have a Mets cap on. :-) "

well curl my tail and call me porky, I knew it!

El Padrino said...

Savannah Sampson gives good head

tem said...

I did not need to be told that.

El Padrino said...

you mean cuz you know that already?
(she's a porn star)

Iam what i is said...

ps.. if there was a foul, it was before the shot. u had a clear look and blew it, nail biter.

ebntx said...

btw iam i want tayshaun to die. no real reason he just looks like he needs to be hurt.

El Padrino said...

prince has been horrible so far

tem said...

yes b/c I already knew that.

Iam what i is said...

tay is a strange lookin mofo if there ever was one, but hes a solid player. eating balls like kod so far this series though.

blue said...

Lots of Georgia talk

blue said...

I like the new pic Beth

blue said...

by the way, the chick that plays Pam is like 100 times hotter in Blades of Glory

blue said...

stupid WC, since he's not on LoV he has much more time to put in waiver pickups on players that I want.

blue said...

big rumor here is that the Yankees want Helton...maybe so they can rid themselves of Giambi?

THE CHAMP. said...

dont you think tay-tay haqs done a good job on lebron?

blue said...

I would be able to answer the Tayshaun question intelligently if I had watched more then the final minute of both games...other then that, the games are on too early for me to be put to sleep.

Beth said...

"by the way, the chick that plays Pam is like 100 times hotter in Blades of Glory"

It's funny blue, when I was searching for a pic of her to use for my profile, I was surprised to see how really cute she was when she's not in the Pam personna.

Have you ever seen this pic of her?

Iam what i is said...

watching these playoffs is painful. maybe they should do a overall league seeding instead, then maybe we could shnag some interesting matchups.

ebntx said...

i dont get tayshaun being able to be that good. he looks like he would break in half if you bumped into him. he must drink a lot of milk.

blue said...

quality link Beth...I hadn't seen that picture. I know there is a picture out there where all she is wearing is post-it notes too.

thejaywhite said...

pam is so not hot..i hate pam..karen is hot

Iam what i is said...

tay always matches up against the other team's star. he is a great defender. he's done solid on Bron too.. although he has bricked a bunch by himself.

ToddPacker said...

nice link, beth

blue said...

"pam is so not hot..i hate pam..karen is hot"

spoken like a true canadian

El Padrino said...

and my boys Young and Owings (nice pick up on my part) took care of Santana's shit show

El Padrino said...

that link is sweet

blue said...

I think you might hear more people calling for a league wide seeding over the next few years, especially if the West becomes even more dominant with Durant and Oden out here.

THE CHAMP. said...

pam is cute. not hot. the kind of girl your mom/sister tries to hook you up with.

Beth said...

I've heard that "Pam or Karen" is the new "Mary-Anne or Ginger" debate.

ebntx said...

they could just cut the league in half and make the east part of the d-league.

THE CHAMP. said...

i think i read where Stern wanted at least one of the top 2 spots to go to an East team to balance out the talent. but even with all of the talent it's still the spurs and pistons in the finals.

blue said...

Pam in real is cool. She has a wicked awesome myspace page.

ebntx said...

we need a karen link to pass judgement. i do not watch so i have no idea.

THE CHAMP. said...

to prevent tanking i think the lottery should be weighted with the past 3-5 years in mind. So if you are consistently the worst team (hawks, bobcats) you get a better chance. I think it would prevent teams like the clippers or hornets from tanking the last 2-3 weeks of the season.

Iam what i is said...

d-league already has one spot.. atlantic division.

Mills said...

i 2nd eb's motion for karen.

Iam what i is said...

i like the idea of the years-past weight system.

THE CHAMP. said...

that wasn't original with me, but can't remember who said it. makes sense though

ToddPacker said...

Karen…. daughter of quincy jones

ebntx said...

awesome idea for past year system. expect to read that in new sg column.

Iam what i is said...

take credit for it anyways.

u heard it here first, bitches.

thejaywhite said...

I dont think pam is cool at all....and i would stab my mother in the jaw if she tried to set me up with pam..like i would date a secretary

Beth said...

Karen pics are here and here and here

blue said...

Karen does not have very nice "curves". I would still like to make sexy time with her.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I might be okay with Pam over the boobs. Pam's sneaky hot.

blue said...

I think TJW thinks the office is a reality show.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fantasy geeks, unite at LOF.

(goiben)

ToddPacker said...

ahhahaaaha… quincy showing off his pipes... how much do ya think he can bench, tjw

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Actually, I'd bang Pam until she cried from the euphoria.

Iam what i is said...

my vote goes to karen.

El Padrino said...

claire danes is a mutt

El Padrino said...

i'd take them both, threesome

ebntx said...

they are both very hot. my vote would have to go to q's daughter. celebrity daughters are always kinkier anyway.

Iam what i is said...

meiz = awesome.

Iam what i is said...

but alba kills both.

blue said...

rashida jones has a new show coming out on fox this fall, so she won't be on the office much longer, i'm guessing.


BTW, her new show is being written and produced by the Farrely brothers and early indications are it's quite funny.

El Padrino said...

i havent watched network tv since Urkel

Beth said...

A better Claire Danes pic

Mills said...

neither of them would crack my top 50, that's for sure.

i don't know who i would pick. i am apathetic to this.

El Padrino said...

pic blocked

blue said...

Pam's post-it note shirt

ebntx said...

weazy go ahead pic q if you like. we wont think any worse of you i promise.

blue said...

"neither of them would crack my top 50, that's for sure."

of course not, they don't have a penis.

Iam what i is said...

my buddy tried to tell me that stephon ur-kel committed suicide a while back.

same kid who thought aliens were coming to get us though, so take that for what its worth.

on second thought...

HEY, I HEARD THAT URKEL KILLED HIMSELF .. (we can start it)

El Padrino said...

ribs, brats, burgers, steak, beer

memorial day diet

El Padrino said...

blue and iam with back to back funnies

blue said...

iam-

that rumor ran around the interwebs for a while actually

tem said...

NBA lottery idea is great

ebntx said...

so coke buys vitamin water for 4.1 b$.

tem said...

I don't think a secretary would date a teacher.

blue said...

Urkel rumor

Iam what i is said...

re: marvin lewis and others..

so how long do we have to keep playing the "player/coach makes comment that team doesnt like, team releases statement and signs their name to it as if they suddenly had a change of heart" game?

will it evar end..

El Padrino said...

i love vitamin water
s'delicious

tem said...

I just asked our secretary if she'd date a teacher and she said:

"fuck no! One of us needs to have a good job."

El Padrino said...

see title

Iam what i is said...

son of a bitch, urkel.

thejaywhite said...

quincy..probly 155 for reps

i like claire daines..but i am bias cause I was a huge my so called life fan

Iam what i is said...

ep, vitamin and vodka?

El Padrino said...

DID I DO THHAAAT

blue said...

my so called life was on when you were like 5.

El Padrino said...

i've done that iam
Power C with vodka is delissh

but irregardless when im not drinkin, i enjoy the vitamin water

ToddPacker said...

"I don't think a secretary would date a teacher"



hahahahahaa

jugdish said...

My wife was drinking rum and powerade at a run the other day...YUMMY!

tem said...

I like the commercial where urlacher and someone play badmitton against some foreign dudes.

blue said...

david ortiz

thejaywhite said...

I was in Gr. 10 when MSCL was on air...great show

Spaceman Spiff said...

urkel was in dreamgirls, he is (sadly) alive and well

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It's official the bucks traded thier pick and Mike Redd for #1.

blue said...

somebody get Deke his PJ's because he's dreaming again.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah, that was a fantasy.

THE CHAMP. said...

Eddie Murphy was Urkel?

tem said...

Irregardless of whether or not Meiz's statement was true I am spreading that rumor around here like a California wildfire.

tem said...

People are eating it up b/c Redd and Oden both went to OSU.

This is amazingly awesome.

El Padrino said...

nice tem

thejaywhite said...

erkel..played NCAA basketball..hes supposed to be pretyt good

ebntx said...

lov should start an onion type online paper to start these kinds of rumors.

Iam what i is said...

wheres that one bitch (laura) from family matters? is she hot?

THE CHAMP. said...

EB, ESPN beat us to it

tem said...

Urkel was in all the rock n' jock type things. He was better than the dude from Scrubs.

tem said...

HUNGRY!

Iam what i is said...

urkel and granmama had mad game. i could definitely see scouts signing him.

ebntx said...

i know champ, but we dont have to be censored.

blue said...

"wheres that one bitch (laura) from family matters? is she hot?"

I think she actually died, or did porn, not sure which.

ebntx said...

anyone ever use nikeid to order some kicks?

ebntx said...

"I think she actually died, or did porn, not sure which."

this brought up before on lov

urkels gf died

other sister did the porn

Spaceman Spiff said...

nope blue, myra died and the little sister did porn

THE CHAMP. said...

i think she died while doing porn

blue said...

thanxs eb-

laura is now some speech writer person or some shit in DC i guess.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Spread the word, Tem.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Or make it Bucks pick, Bogut, Charlie Bell, for #1. So Redd & Oden can be on the same team.

ebntx said...

someone post the redd trade on shammy's site and he will jump all over it.

thejaywhite said...

well lets find the porn...

and i hate that guy from scrubs..youer talking about that black guy who was also the guy from remember the titans right?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"anyone ever use nikeid to order some kicks?"

Yes, back in '00 or '01. I was very pleased.

isiah thomas said...

deke that goiben line cracked me up


blue's top 50 line to weazy was equally good.

blue said...

tjw, is the reason you don't like the guy from scrubs because you hate all black people?

ebntx said...

deke, so how long do they actually take to get them?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Probably 2 weeks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

maybe less.

jugdish said...

TJW only likes the black people who host dog fighting on their property and take steroids...you commoners wouldn't understand.

jugdish said...

...and

"..like i would date a secretary"

I mean you live in your mom's basement, you've got to have standards.

ebntx said...

cool tks.

isiah thomas said...

I hope that by Tuesday my blood type will register as : beer+

thejaywhite said...

I dont like his mole on his lip

El Padrino said...

ezekiel, lof for a minute

Iam what i is said...

nikeID, yeah i rocked that. my one complaint is that there was a gold trim that showed real shiny on their site, but when it came, it was real dull looking. the silver shined like chrome, the gold looked like some mofo sprayed it on.

Iam what i is said...

i think posting that trade on DS's is a must. who's up for the challenge?

thejaywhite said...

so which character did the porn on family matters

El Padrino said...

yes some one do that
weazy get to it you vermin

blue said...

the youngest daughter became the porn star

Spaceman Spiff said...

family matters' judy porn was not great

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Tem...are you going to accept or decline my trade?

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