Tuesday, May 01, 2007

BOXING GOLF NASCAR WOMENS HOCKEY!!!

so a little thing happened on the way to stardom.. you got drafted 22nd. thanks for playing, come again. (just incase you hadnt heard)

the chicken supreme chalupas are really tasty. buy a nacho and dip it in the cheese too (thats essential). i dont care if that shit *is* 100% rat ass, that ish tastes gwood.

jr smiff aint playin next game cause he eats ass. there was mention of his ill-advised shot yesterday and apparently Big George had the same sentiments.. u suck. get off the court (now literally).

keyshawn - "give him the damn pink slip". DING! you are now free to move about the NFL.

is anybody else amused by baron davis' backwards-floating jump shot? maybe dirk's side-floating leg-kick thingy? oh, and seeeeeeriously wtf is with one of the white scrubs on GS and his nasty free throw shot? it looks like a spasm. it be bad. can u be worse than ben wallace? cause i think Cracker might take it. i'd love to give u a name, but i'm too lazy to look it up. if youve watched the games, youll know.. homie with way too much product in his hair.. he looks like a satanic porcupine headed for a GQ shoot, but on the way he stuck his stuck his finger in a light socket and by some freak of science his skin ended up getting fried. that's the only way to explain his burn. what? thats a tan? u mean he's a monster fake-baker? no shit?! hmm. world takes all kinds i guess.

vodka.

dirk needs to get gangsta. like kill a bitch on the court, gangsta. he needs to wield a swiss army knife or something. or maybe rock some black stuff under his eyes, ala baseball players. or maybe put on a tough band-aid, like hearts with arrows through em. scare some mo-foze. i wanna see him with some snarl. dallas is too "bryant gumble", they need to be more "snoop dogg on record, but not in real life". 187 on a coachin' ma'fugger. hell, he could just watch stephen jackson and learn how to be *extremely* ghetto (maybe he can even borrow a glock from him mid-game). take notes. but in engrish, not german. nobody understands that shit... 'cept germans. and that wont help anyone.

i just realized i have by cousin's wedding in a couple weeks. in vegas. sexdrugsrocknroll,yay.

if dallas ends up losing, the race is WIDE open. i'll be a homer here for a moment, cause i've got the mic. i think DET has a real problem with DAL.. theyre the only team that i (used to be) scared of. DAL/GS has the weird matchups, which is why theyve boned DAL the whole year (obviously). but phuck everybody else in the east. without Fat-Ass (sha-keel) around anymore, DET should have a clear road as long as they dont puss out on LeBron's driving. somebody step the f up and take a charge or something.

throw the kitchen book at em. hootie hoo.
commence.

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El Padrino said...

this post is like a fat blunt

El Padrino said...

my favorite line is the snoop dog on record not real life

solid

El Padrino said...

12 points in the final 3min with his team down 9, i was a tad impressed, but he has to do that shit in oaktown now where the fans are like rabid dogs

El Padrino said...

lets go rangers

El Padrino said...

I hate studies and people that do them


this makes no sense considering that there are double or even triple the amount of black players to white players

El Padrino said...

Biedrins is the foul shooting white dood, and i mean foul literally.

ToddPacker said...

tps got me good yesterday.... looks like i missed a solid afternoon

THE CHAMP. said...

there's a study for everything. why do people waste their time on this shit? they should be researching something useful.

ToddPacker said...

wc getting blocked at work... not good.... hopefully he still comments on the late night Lov or finds a new job....

ToddPacker said...

aaron heilman is not good

ToddPacker said...

early morning natty z's are too easy

ToddPacker said...

i take that back... nice block champ

El Padrino said...

heliman is all we got for right now
plus pelfrey looked good even though he took the loss

wc is blocked?!

wow that blows
didnt he get a promotion
he should pull a "I'm Keith Hernandez" on mgt.

THE CHAMP. said...

anyone see stpehen jackson call out barkley's top five? dominos, krispy kreme, pizza hut, mcdonalds, burger king.

chuck says "yeah, that's actually pretty close"

ToddPacker said...

no kfc for chuck?

ToddPacker said...

"wc is blocked?!"


i thought i read that in yesterdays comments

tem said...

chuck definitely likes kfc and gambling.

if you made a game where chuck'ums could gamble with food and money he'd never leave the table.

ToddPacker said...

whocares said...
First time on here this week.

The day has finally come.

My company blocked LOV and all blog related websited.

I put in my two week notice.

9:13 PM



**pouring out a 40 in honor of a fellow SEC guy

El Padrino said...

wow

again, if i'm WC i pull a Keith

El Padrino said...

top 5 joke is funny

tem said...

I hate when people ask me questions at work and then ask two follow ups.

I done told you once.

El Padrino said...

and i'm sure instead of krispy kreme there is some sort of chinese place

like a Spring Garden or sumtin

El Padrino said...

how funny is it that the phenom Hughes was rocking a no-hitter thru seven innings and he hurt his hamstring

out for 4-6 weeks


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ToddPacker said...

hilarious

ToddPacker said...

it would have been even funnier if the skanks blew the lead and lost the game

ebntx said...

so what do you know about perry clark? former miami and tulane and most recently announcing wv (tem?) games.

he is new head coach at a&m-corpus christi. the team that played wisconsin the 1st round of tourney.

ebntx said...

who takes a chance on meshawn now?

El Padrino said...

67MM dollar pants

El Padrino said...

i say meshawn gets a look from the Giants, Eagles, Niners, CHargers

and i think he goes to the Chargers

ebntx said...

$800 pair of paints?

ebntx said...

*pants

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

eb, Simon Pegg was in my dream last night.

blue said...

i got nothing this morning...other then GS blew that game by slowing it down and not running offense the last 3 minutes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL!!!!!!!

SUCK IT, TRREBEK.

blue said...

deke...you don't want dave bush?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

nah, not for Mauer. I'll take Bush for Ohka, though.

blue said...

that's ok..i think i threw that out there as a joke, but i'm not sure.

tem said...

drunk fantasy trades are the best.

tem said...

i just put together a confusing analysis to answer a stupid question.

it will lead to further stupid questions.

this is how i entertain myself at work.

blue said...

i'm not a real big fan of tps today...tps needs to make a coaching change

blue said...

tem-
in regards to your question yesterday about why JR Smith is taking the crunch time shot...George Karl wondered the same thing...we won't see JR in the game tonight.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

" that's ok..i think i threw that out there as a joke, but i'm not sure."

I know, Blue. So was that.

blue said...

Imus giving CBS a collective FU

ebntx said...

did he take it easy on you deke?

blue said...

WC being blocked at work is not good. It sets a bad example for other employers.

tem said...

poor WC.

tem said...

ph put out a good column thing today. that should be noted.

The Great I Am said...

mornin bitches.

blue, thanks for clearing up the Smiff situation.

wc = that sucks.

The Great I Am said...

maybe the next study theyll do will consist of how much more money black players make over whities.

El Padrino said...

i noted it at the top

blue said...

re: WC

Now I know how all the remaining Va Tech students feel...it's like Cho just came into our classroom and offed one of our own.

blue said...

too soon?

El Padrino said...

if wc had known more about camous security and this could have been avoided blue

The Great I Am said...

curse that broken PA system

tem said...

i have just built a fort of papers on my desk. now nobody can tell if i am in my office or not.

blue said...

paper fort is quality...somtimes i build miniature forts out of pencils and pens.

tem said...

its working pretty well.

i hope it does not get knocked down during lunch.

blue said...

ok, the fucking whistling by this guy in my office has to stop.

tem said...

we had a baby in the office today.

ToddPacker said...

paper fort = tps prison

El Padrino said...

tem did you eat it?

The Great I Am said...

tell him he can only whistle crunk music or youll whoop his ass.

i need to make some paper throwing stars today.. i need to scour internets now..

El Padrino said...

Oh sorry, that was a question for rev

blue said...

i didn't even know you were pregnant

blue said...

i downloaded that azereus thing last night...i don't know how to use it, i'm stupid.

ToddPacker said...

"we had a baby in the office today"

did you help with the delivery, tem?

El Padrino said...

she's studying to be the next american idol

El Padrino said...

IAM, paper stars

blue said...

I will now delete my previous comments as to not get fired.

blue said...

ok, we're all good

isiah thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

isiah thomas said...

I might print out the Dirk paragraph and tape it to my office door.

isiah thomas said...

GS = RIP

Captain Stupendous said...

WC,
try and get around the system, try using https instead on http in the web address, or also try getting to the blog through a translation site like babelfish.

Captain Stupendous said...

was out yesterday so this is late, for anyone who uses torrents to dl music, porn torrents can be found at puretna.com or empornium.us, that is he greatest gift i can give here

isiah thomas said...

Game 5 chub has started.

isiah thomas said...

stick a fork in GS.

blue said...

i have no game 5 chub

blue said...

no way the mavs win in Oakland

El Padrino said...

u think gs loses at home?

i dont know

isiah thomas said...

Dallas's arena must have smelt awful last night, I think the entire crowd shit themselves before that final run.

And we all know how much Texans like to eat meat.

El Padrino said...

those fans are nuts
if they lose game 6 then they are done

Captain Stupendous said...

i have game 5 chub, gotta watch the last game of your team's season, hopefully kobe goes out firing this year and puts up 60+

isiah thomas said...

GS was playing with house money up until the final 3 mins - when the real pressure kicked in.

Game 6 will be like that all game long.

GS unraveled.

RIP GS.

Captain Stupendous said...

GS better onsistently be up by 20 next game, dont want the refs getting involved at all.

isiah thomas said...

spiff's trying to reverse jinx.

WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE.

isiah thomas said...

Jason Terry has to be suspended for Game 6 right?

Captain Stupendous said...

i would only try a reverse jinx if it was game 7, no way lakers win in phoenix

The Great I Am said...

BD flopped. terry will get nothing.

Captain Stupendous said...

EP, you should stay away from those torrent sites i posted, you might end up with a divorce

isiah thomas said...

I've heard Reggie Miller on Dan Patrick a few times.

1) Reggie is a huuuuuuge dork.

2) Reggie can't talk.

They play clips of him mis-pronouncing/using the wrong sayings all the time.

"Kitchen book" was yet another classic.

isiah thomas said...

I agree Terry won't get anything, BD might have given it a little extra WWE at the end but that was a legit throwdown.

Terry = terd.

isiah thomas said...

I just noticed 'womens hockey' in the title.

The post burbs up well like a Quizzy's sub.

El Padrino said...

your right spiff i should

El Padrino said...

these games are on too late

The Great I Am said...

BD axed for it.. running in there and trying to snatch that ball..

without fail, every single time someone tries to do that they end up in a slapfight.

isiah thomas said...

BD played Terry, he knew Turd couldn't handle it.

God damn I hate Turd.

isiah thomas said...

that game was sick in the 3rd and 4th q....

each team kept getting swolled up from the 3 pt line...trading 3's.

isiah thomas said...

did anyone catch the halftime interview...

Pam Oliver got wet from Josh Howard, ending the interview with "oh my that smile of his"

Pam must not have seen Josh on Drunk Ath-a-leets.com.

THE CHAMP. said...

in other news...

theres a oragami guild on the west coast.

blue said...

the local media is absolutely ripping George Karl a new asshole today...complaining that he's throwing players under the bus and pointing fingers at players publicly...and I agree with them.

The Great I Am said...

zeek, did u see nascar and get excited?

i wanted to build u up, then bring u crashing down.

Captain Stupendous said...

if mavs lose, the first 10 minutes of footage after the buzzer should be solely of mark cuban

THE CHAMP. said...

speaking of nascar, how do you get banned for life from an arena? I think this happened to the dude involved in the auburn hills riot too. do they post your picture at every ticket window. does your credit card not work at ticketmaster?

El Padrino said...

karl is known for that blue

The Great I Am said...

blue - smith pointed the finger at himself when he threw up those 3's.

fuck the west coast.

tnt - did u see the clip of Terdy talking about getting up for an elimination game? cause after they played his video, the reporter bitch repeated WORD for WORD what he had just said.

thanks for the recap, now get off the sideline, bee'utch.

isiah thomas said...

karl verbally raped JR Smith

"I don't know what planet that came from"

"he's a good-bad player"

etc

isiah thomas said...

ahahahah yeah she did FH, she even said, "Terry went on to say...." then repeated the same fucking thing he said.

Well done Pam. Stop thinking about Josh Howard's dreamy smile.

isiah thomas said...

you had me till "women's hockey"

The Great I Am said...

karl is doing will smiff a favor by not letting him go back out and embarrass himself.

its playoff time, everybody's watching, youre losing money now..

isiah thomas said...

14 people got "banned fo life" - 14 out of 200,000. Good luck policing that in the future.

I read something like they can't buy tix from the track itself but could buy them from a 3rd party and go, or some shit.

NASCAR = it's the rootin-ist tootin-ist show in town.

isiah thomas said...

and I really (heart) NASCAR

(ns)

The Great I Am said...

zeek, exactly. glad u saw that repeat.

that was dumb when she repeated what he said.

and then she repeated it again.

and it was dumb.

ya know, repeating. is dumb.

isiah thomas said...

I axed this last night - are digi cameras allowed in nba arena's?

El Padrino said...

anyone see the mcgrady sheep tossing commercial ?

THE CHAMP. said...

yeah ElP these games are on way too late. And i just don't care enough. at least there some good east coast games. it doesn't get any better than the raps and nets trading free throws down the stretch.

El Padrino said...

BD's halfcourt alley-oop to J Rich was out-fucking-standing

The Great I Am said...

the difference btwn getting kicked out of a nascar vs. a real arena is that nascar fans could just cut their mullet and sneak back in..

The Great I Am said...

but, theyre nascar fans. so theyll sit in the parking lot instead.

ToddPacker said...

re: mcgrady sheep tossing


i gotta believe the clowns at peta were not happy

El Padrino said...

champ i here ya
i made it to the end of the 2nd qtr of the mav game and now that it's back in oaktown that's an hour later

however, i will attempt to watch this one (greenies are not banned in my house) for i feel GS might take it and i wanna see cube's cry and i would love to hear avery's press conference

Captain Stupendous said...

Zeke,
yea you can bring your cam to the game

isiah thomas said...

anyone see the mcgrady sheep tossing commercial ?

haven't seen it, what company?

I can't get enough of Big Sleep's lazy eye.

blue said...

karl also said in regards to JRs shot with 8 seconds left "Of course the one with eight seconds to go, from 50 feet, I just love the dignity of the game being insulted right in front of me."

the kid is 21 years old...it's his first playoff experience of any kind...it's ok to think that, but you don't call him out in the paper.

THE CHAMP. said...

i do alot of sleeping on the couch around nba/nhl playoff time.

FH tell me again why the Wings play in the Western Conference. effing games in san jose that don't start until 10:30.

El Padrino said...

Vitamin water, i'll link it

isiah thomas said...

speaking of mullets, has anyone seen John Clayton's head recently?

he's got a bald mullet working.

let's update the "things you don't want to see in HD" List

1) Lou Holth
2) Charlie Weiss and his pants
3) John Clayton

El Padrino said...

Sheeptossing by sleepy

ToddPacker said...

sheep tossing

i think it was for vitamin water

El Padrino said...

john clayton period was always on my list

your forgetting charlie weis

isiah thomas said...

blocked on the youtube - I'll catch it tonight.

Weis is #2

ToddPacker said...

"i do alot of sleeping on the couch around nba/nhl playoff time"


i do a lot of sleeping on the couch, period.

isiah thomas said...

John Clayton's head scares/absorbs me when he's on SC. I can't stop looking at it - it should be on display somewhere.

isiah thomas said...

did keith go to the dead body exhibit? if so we need a recap

THE CHAMP. said...

TP-

Yeah i don't have a wife.

El Padrino said...

damn i'm illiterate

ToddPacker said...

hd list.... you can't forget stu's eye

isiah thomas said...

yeah you can't leave off Stu's eye

or Shelly Smith

ToddPacker said...

more hd list:

beano cook
frank beamer

isiah thomas said...

lazy eyes are awesome btw

isiah thomas said...

also add : George Lucas's jiggly neck meat

isiah thomas said...

Frank Beamer's looks like he has two different faces put together by 2nd grade paste.

Frank its 2007, go get some work done on that shit.

ToddPacker said...

jiggly neck meat in hd is not good

isiah thomas said...

and what's the back-story to that, he was a kid running around holding a can of gas, he tripped and shit sploded in his grill?

moral of the story, frank = stoopid

isiah thomas said...

Beano Cook = a white jabba the hut

El Padrino said...

may i add cheryl miller and craig sager's suit jackets

blue said...

manu's bald spot

Captain Stupendous said...

popovich's crater face is a no in HD

isiah thomas said...

I like where are heads are at with this list.

The Great I Am said...

clayton looks like a burn victim with down syndrome. please deity, no HD.

also see: the movie Hannibal (i think) where there is some rich guy that lecter ripped off his jaw... and now he's trying to get him back..

also see: tales from the crypt guy.

blue said...

so I finally figured out why Baron Davis has always looked kind of different...he wears shorter shorts then everyone else...The entire Jazz team do the same thing. They're not John Stockton 1986 short, but I noticed that their shorts don't cover their knees....not to sound gay

blue said...

and Jason Terry has a 3head, it's not big enough to be considered a forehead.

ToddPacker said...

joe torre's nose is scary in hd... it's like a popovich/beamer combo... there are all kinds of bumps and crevasses

isiah thomas said...

BD reminds me of grover from sesame street.

I'm pretty sure BD could eat a tennis ball in one bite.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

you guys are forgetting the worst of all to be seen in hd.

joakim noah.

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahhaha

the hannibal guy is dead on

and i'd love to see john clayton be eaten by wild hogs

El Padrino said...

nice call freak

ToddPacker said...

lunch time

isiah thomas said...

BD

El Padrino said...

Parcells man boobs maybe?

ToddPacker said...

noah in hd = 2 championships bad

isiah thomas said...

parcells mitts, excellent addition to the list

tem said...

chris berman sweat

The Great I Am said...


article #1



article #2

isiah thomas said...

they were separated at birf/hatching

The Great I Am said...

i like today. i have laughed alot.

plus im taking my own advice and rocking TBell later.

El Padrino said...

tbell is dangerous but worth it at times

El Padrino said...

sort of footage of the hancock crash

tem said...

the baby was apparently born a couple weeks ago. it was some chicks. i did not eat it or deliver it.

tem said...

tps fort = tps prison.

this is correct.

blue said...

i actually cleaned off my desk the other day, filed things, but mostly threw away a bunch of crap...it makes me look less busy though.

blue said...

i'm pulling the costanza trick of everytime somebody asks me a question I look really frustrated by it, like i'm super busy

blue said...

i don't know if it's fooling anyone, but i like to think that it is.

El Padrino said...

cvs is a shithole

tem said...

it fools all.

blue said...

we don't have cvs here, they are called Rite-aid..

blue said...

ha, my chipotle stock took off today...score one for blue

blue said...

i eat there enuff, i figure why not buy in...then at least I feel like if i'm eating from there, i'm supporting a good cause

El Padrino said...

great reason to buy a stock blue

blue said...

plus they are based in Denver, so if they piss me off, I can go to shareholder meetings and bitch about not getting enough chicken in my burrito.

isiah thomas said...

someone with young chill'uns let me know....

do you still put your kid in a car seat at age 10?

Apparently the lady here who uses "potty" in her vocab does this.

Please advise.

Regards,

Sane People

isiah thomas said...

plus they are based in Denver, so if they piss me off, I can go to shareholder meetings and bitch about not getting enough chicken in my burrito.

I'd pay money to see this

"does anyone have any questions"

then you pipe up.

blue said...

i saw a commercial the other day that said you're supposed to use a booster seat until the kid is 4'9"...but what about asian kids...some of their parents don't get that tall.

El Padrino said...

i have a 10 year old niece and when i drive with her she doesn even wear a seatbelt

that's cuz i'm a cool unc

isiah thomas said...

Chipotre released their Q1 results yesterday and they were good.

Plus their President and COO is named Monty.

As long as he's not english that's a good thing.

blue said...

one of my friends in hikeschool, his older sister was like 4'8", she had to sit on a phone book to drive her Honda CRX

isiah thomas said...

oh yeah her kids are rocking the booster seat also.

isiah thomas said...

EP will be buying that kid beer in 2 years.

El Padrino said...

hahaha

blue said...

Quizno's is also based in Denver, but I do not own stock...if I did I would always bitch about them taking away the Pastrami sandwiches....and that they should regulate how many pepperocinis people can take from the pepper bar.

tem said...

axe the chipolte folks why when the chick in front of me orders a chicken burrito she gets two scoops each of beans and chicken, but when i order its a half a scoop of each???

tem said...

ep bought that kid beer 2 yrs ago...

Captain Stupendous said...

pls no regulations on the pepperoncinis

blue said...

quizno's apparently is not a publicly traded company...I thought they had an IPO a little while back, but maybe they were just gearing up to go public.

thejaywhite said...

whats up..boring day today..wish GS finished off DAL last night

tem said...

how was skool today tjw?

El Padrino said...

i wanna be from "parts unknown"

tem said...

i'm from parts unknown.

El Padrino said...

cool

El Padrino said...

Roy is the ROY of the year.

process that.

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