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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL

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ToddPacker said...

clemens is a dirtbag

ToddPacker said...

best record in baseball plays a real team this coming weekend... it should be a good series

tem said...

Marketing Geniuses at Work

El Padrino said...

wow my hate is strong today

cali has earthquakes
kansas has tornadoes
florida had hurricanes
ny has to deal with yankee fans

fuck clemens

tem said...

is zeke mad because they stopped the Suns games on cuts?

I think the ref made the right decision. Nash wasn't going to last any more rounds with that gash.

I'm looking forward to the rematch.

El Padrino said...

zeke i think you said this

if the suns dont rebound they will lose

they didnt rebound

El Padrino said...

900K a start for that whore btw

tem said...

New boss is seemingly unaware of LOV rules regarding Monday morning working, or more specifically the lack thereof.

I need a memo from management to pass along.

The Great I Am said...

this clemens bs is shameless.

that said.. mornin.
and go fuck yourselves.
#:-) (<--thats one wif an afro, just for beth)

El Padrino said...

4.5MM a month

whore

El Padrino said...

I wonder if he's starting game one for Hell when they face off in the World Series of afterlife vs. Haeven?

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies...

fuck roger clemens...fuck him in his stupid ass

The Great I Am said...

so are the Bulls elite yet?

El Padrino said...

elite my left nut

ToddPacker said...

i hope clemens 'roided up arm comes flying off in his 1st start

ToddPacker said...

i hope roger gets the hiv from arod

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Have they given a time table for his return?

El Padrino said...

June 1st @ fenway but since Roger is a pussy they will wait til the next series

The Great I Am said...

afterlife WS = TBS funny

tem said...

afterlife WS = grandma good.

The Great I Am said...

at this juncture, i would like to extend the 'Nutz On Ya Hed' award to Yao Ming.

carlos boozer made you his BITCH.

El Padrino said...

gracious.

i try

tem said...

T MAc is now 0 for 100 in the 1st round?

El Padrino said...

and he cried

blue said...

Tmac was quite the baby..he cried so much Van Gundy decided to quit

tem said...

He should cry. At least he made it 7 games. I think it was 7.

blue said...

Hopefully Clemens will be one of those guys who is "named" by that mets clubhouse guy who is "going to blow the lid off the steroids scandal"

blue said...

It was 7 games....the cops have already been put on alert with a picture of stephen jackson...the utah women are not allowed out on the streets while the Warriors are in town.

El Padrino said...

utah has women?

tem said...

Only mormon women.

They may or may not count.

El Padrino said...

sluts

El Padrino said...

Mr. De La Hoya:

I would like my $50 back.

Your Truly,

El Padrino

El Padrino said...

larry merchant just die already

tem said...

everything i read from the boxing experts said it was a great fight.

but when i read a recap it sounded boring. nobody got knocked down, nobody was cut, and it ended in a split decision.

El Padrino said...

great?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

the only thing great about that fight was Mayweather's Sombrero he wore to the ring

and Floyd's daddy

El Padrino said...

Mayweather's arms might have been bruised cuz that's all Oscar was hitting

Beth said...

#:-) (<--thats one wif an afro, just for beth)

Not sure what afros have to do with me, I usually end up dating attorneys, not large black men with afros. :-)

tem said...

ok so when I looked Rafael said a very good fight. but still, it didn't sound like a very good fight.

unless good means boring.

blue said...

fuck google

blue said...

hell carmelo anthony landed a better punch then any that De La Hoya landed

tem said...

but de la hoya didn't run 100 feet away like a little girl.

El Padrino said...

yeah tem not so good

but golden boy made like 987 million or something like that

Mills said...

i feel good about the shilacking i put on zeke in fantasy this week. 9-2. feels like all is right in the world again.

Mills said...

900K a start for that whore btw

not a bad gig if i say so myself.

blue said...

when the highlight of the fight is "Mayweather won by using his superior defense" that's not a good fight...

especially if it makes sportscenter do a 5 minute special on "chess boxing"

The Great I Am said...

beth, not everything is sexual.. lets get the mind out of the gutter, eh?

i was just giving the smiley some pizzaz.

;-)= (bucktooth)

The Great I Am said...

EYE ROOL @ PHANTUZY

El Padrino said...

no at least de la hoys prioved he had a testicle or two

maywheather is a punk tho

blue said...

I think the fight was fixed

Mills said...

there is no way i would shell out 50 bones to watch a fight. i don't have 10 friends that like boxing either to make it worth while to get together and watch it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

got some KROQ weenie roast tickets

Mills said...

mayweather is a stud. obviously knows what he is doing ala being undefeated.

oscar is 3-3 in his last 6 fights, and has been beaten by his true contemporaries.

tem said...

they'd both kick my ass.

tem said...

what is a KROQ weenie roast?

Spaceman Spiff said...

concert

tem said...

blue, boxing matches aren't fixed. that's illegal.

tem said...

like one put on by a radio station with some bands and apparently hot dogs.

Spaceman Spiff said...

Linkin Park
The Killers
Korn
Social Distortion
Interpol
Bad Religion
Queens of the Stone Age
Rise Against
30 Seconds To Mars
Tim Armstrong
The Bravery
Peter Bjorn & John
Silversun Pickups
Tiger Army
Plain White T's

El Padrino said...

nice gig
is that a tour spiff?

El Padrino said...

bamboozle tour or something like that?

Spaceman Spiff said...

nah just an annual concert

tem said...

i didn't see any country acts.

THE CHAMP. said...

silversun pickups is good stuff. same with plain white t's

Spaceman Spiff said...

this just in

lohan likes to snort coke and fuck guys

who knew?

Mills said...

i have heard of only 5 of spiff's groups.

where is paul shirley to shed some illumination when you need him?

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

"RE:there is no way i would shell out 50 bones to watch a fight. i don't have 10 friends that like boxing either to make it worth while to get together and watch it. "

Mills...you could have stopped after the word "friends" in the previous paragraph

isiah thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

isiah thomas said...

yeah EP, suns no rebound = suns no win.

tem said...

why am i not at lunch?

isiah thomas said...

T-Mac when Houston is up 2-0:

"It's all on me if we don't get out of the first round, ALL ON ME."

T-Mac when Houston loses in 7:

"man I can't do this" *walks away crying in front of media.

way to go T-Mac.

isiah thomas said...

T-Mac is now Blayton Manning

thejaywhite said...

glad to see PHX lose

ToddPacker said...

mondays suck

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

How bout dem power rankings?

isiah thomas said...

TPS storm today and tomorrow, power rankings should be out Wednesday.

blue said...

anyone else feel that corbin is only here for the fantasy league?

isiah thomas said...

it's still real to him

isiah thomas said...

if Jeff Van Gundy coached with a Skeletor mask on - would anyone notice a difference?

blue said...

I'd like to thank my boys for a monster comeback to keep me undefeated for the year...5-0...even though my ERA approached some of my pitcher's ages, we still buckled down...it's the intangibles that can't be measured.

El Padrino said...

no, marc anthony is the real skeletor

El Padrino said...

my line up was out of whack because of the trade

dammit blue

blue said...

JVG is quitting...Mario Elie please step to the front of the line to be the Rockets new coach.

thejaywhite said...

clemens 28mil!!!! even though he will only see 18 of it..still..ridiculous

blue said...

TJW..welcome to 2 hours ago...I know things move a little slower up nort, please try and keep up.

El Padrino said...

Cant help but think something criminal involved here

blue said...

don't fuck with the mob, they'll blow you up.

thejaywhite said...

thanks blue..i thought your alzheimers might have kicked in and you forgot so i reminded you

Mills said...

anyone else feel that corbin is only here for the fantasy league?

you have no idea. corbin and his lack of life as it realates to fantasy is legendary amongst our friends.

Mills said...

and his lack of life in general. we pity him for the most part.

El Padrino said...

weazy pitying another person

in this case corb

wow

blue said...

i don't know who to feel worse for

thejaywhite said...

I have a big day today...day off from the gym..gonna go watch spidey 3 on the matinee..

blue said...

although, i'm skeptical of JP's comment because it insinuates they have other friends.

Mills said...

supposedly he has a girlfriend too, but i have never met her in last 1.5 years. could be because i live in another city now, but still....

The Great I Am said...

blue, *online friends.

details, details.

Mills said...

what should i do for my last week of freedom? wife took a new job and won't be in nashville anymore after this week.

Keith S said...

Thanks for that Vegas link EP. I'm staying at Luxor the first week of June. I'll remember to stay out of the parking garage.

blue said...

at least don't go picking up any strange backpacks off your car.

Mills said...

Paris Hilton fired her publicist cuz of upcoming jail time.

45 days ain't no pleasure cruise. that is pretty funny.

El Padrino said...

keith the luxor walls inside the rooms freak you out when your drunk

it's great

El Padrino said...

"what should i do for my last week of freedom? wife took a new job and won't be in nashville anymore after this week."

kill yourself

El Padrino said...

you left yourself open 4 dat

Keith S said...

ep
I stay at Luxor every time, but I've never noticed the walls. I'll have to check 'em out this time.

Tyler said...

Hello?
I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala


That's my contribution for the day. Work sucks.

El Padrino said...

it's the incline

not what's on the walls

obviously it's a pyramid so the fact that if you are tall and walk to the window, you hit your head on the ceiling because it's coming down freaked me out, that and i wanted to Spiderman that shit

i dont know if this makes sense but drugs were involved so take it for what it's worth

Spaceman Spiff said...

i shit on TPS' mug

El Padrino said...

i wish i was like 6 foot nine so i can get with naomi / yo she dont know me but she's really fine

nice work t

jugdish said...

This guy who is sitting in for Rome today sucks!

Spaceman Spiff said...

spiderman 3 was ok, lots of crying in the movie, every character cried at least 2 times, be warned

blue said...

was Tracy McGrady in spiderman 3?

Spaceman Spiff said...

small role

El Padrino said...

there's no crying in Spiderman!

jugdish said...

I saw it, I could have done without the whole Saturday Night Fever segment in the middle of the movie. Other than that, I thought it was good.

Keith S said...

Ahh, yes the incline. The elevator also fucks with you because it doesn't go straight up & down. I have looked out the window too and thought what it would be like to slide down.

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea that part was awful, as was dunst's face, as usual

El Padrino said...

sliding down luxor =

if i had terminal cancer i would do this

El Padrino said...

or if i'm really, really high

Spaceman Spiff said...

they did that on fear factor EP, they had cables of course but they were going pretty past trying to grab flags

Spaceman Spiff said...

past=fast

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...
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JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Cubs are above 500.

Boo-ya.

El Padrino said...

man spiff i missed that one

sounds cool

El Padrino said...

man i miss pot

Mills said...

JoPo with another outstanding article/blog entry. You really must read him.

isiah thomas said...

man i miss pot

EP I've been going through this myself recently.

The Great I Am said...

i just gave it up

tem said...

Joe Pa blogs? He is like 90.

blue said...

what does Joe Pa know about baseball, he's a football coach

Keith S said...

I think if I coached for 110 years, I'd be in the top 5 in wins, too.

ToddPacker said...

calling someone joe-pa who's name is not joe paterno seems very wrong

Keith S said...

But what if he called him JoPo?

Mills said...

it is an O. go back. reread. delete your comment.

Mills said...

keith brings a 95 mph funnyball. with good movement too.

Mills said...

regardless. you all should read him. he was the best sportwriter in america two times for a reason.

El Padrino said...

zeke i ahd to give it up

wife sais something about "Being a responsible man"

i dont know what that meant but she looked serious

man i miss pot

El Padrino said...

i read posnaski

ToddPacker said...

"But what if he called him JoPo"

"it is an O. go back. reread. delete your comment"


reading is tough.... o's can look like a's on monday.... my sincerest apologies to the weaz..

The Great I Am said...

and now he's on blogger. dreams DO come true!

Mills said...

nice work ep. his blog is great. i like it better than his kc star columns, partly cuz he summons bill james and rob neyer upon the slightest of whims and gets them involved.

Mills said...

the weaz

i kind of like that. kind of like the fonz.

heeeyyyyyy.

The Great I Am said...

except totally opposite.

tem said...

I read it as an O, I just didn't care.

Mills said...

Does anybody elsethink it is funny that De La Hoya trained for the fight by sparring with AC Slater?

Slater is a wrestler...Oskie should have known better than to mess with a "street fighter"

Mills said...

"except totally opposite."

just like your name. "great"

Keith S said...

ooohhh burn

Keith S said...

(s)

Mills said...

we have a tps conference this week at work and lat night was an opening reception at a casino here.

i won 100 bones last night at the casino. even better was that the dood i was playing with went down 100 in record time. like 12 hands. it was just funny, cuz he is actually a good blackjack player. caught a bad shoe.

El Padrino said...

Tim Tebow

isiah thomas said...

Christopher shooting the writer....didn't see that coming.

Looks like they're setting up each character for a firey downfall in the end.

El Padrino said...

zeke i saw it coming

only because he knew too much
i thought he was gone 5 episodes ago

Keith S said...

I'm willing to bet that some people have lost $100 in 1 hand of blackjack. Therefore, 12 hands would not be a record.

tem said...

RE: Training with Slater

I don't think it is funny.

I think it is stupid.

The Great I Am said...

the only thing missing from weasel comebacks is 'i know u are but what am i'.

maybe u could put that in your signature...

would you like us to give you a link on how to do that? maybe we can can repost it 38 times too.

The Great I Am said...

AJ is gonna get violent. like Vader violent.

nice.

ToddPacker said...

i saw that tebow stuff over the weekend... funny...

ToddPacker said...

didn't watch sopranos yet... but i could see that coming

El Padrino said...

once he said the words "Adrianna" and "Ralph Cafretti" you had to think he would

Mills said...

I'm willing to bet that some people have lost $100 in 1 hand of blackjack. Therefore, 12 hands would not be a record.

Thank you for that brilliant revelation. For a 10 dollar table, it was two over the minimum really (barring double downs and splits). that is pretty fast.

isiah thomas said...

didn't see it coming *like that.

thought it'd be in a different manner/setting

El Padrino said...

true

it was a nice head shot for a drunk man though

Mills said...

kod's wiki entry was quite funny from last night and has been overlooked today.

El Padrino said...

as closest (geograpichally speaking)member of lov i was going to crash rev's wedding but chose instead to celebrate cinco de mayo by wathcing the fight and stealing plums

i'm a winner

ToddPacker said...

"stealing plums"

please advise

El Padrino said...

tecate gets a bad rap, it's not that bad

corona better but if no c then go t

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TPS is killing me

El Padrino said...

24hour fruit store on the corner of my boys house

after the fight we were waiting for our cab outside and for whatever reason i wanted some plums so i filled a bag, aske the guy how much then walked into the cab, the korean guy was stunned, he didnt even yell

hahahaha

it was like i was 14 all over again

ToddPacker said...

kod's wiki entry was funny:

"Besides the pounding 'pub rock' delivery, the Rainbow version is famous for a grunt/groan from the lead singer, Graham Bonnet, followed by an outrageous key-change preceeding the final reprise of the chorus (see [1] ). While yet to be fully accepted at LOV, most will acknowledge that this is one of the greatest classic rock songs ever recorded by a band with such a fruity name."

El Padrino said...

it worked out great cuz the cab pulled up as i was filling the bag

ToddPacker said...

you're a madman, ep

isiah thomas said...

*tipping cap to ep

El Padrino said...

yep, and to think i'll be a dad soon

isiah thomas said...

it would have been great if he would have started yelling :

"my prums....come back with my prums"

El Padrino said...

yeah zeke i was expecting a fight

he was just shocked

i expected him to chase me with a shotgun or a broom

what a wuss

blue said...

LoV has been quoted in a few recognizable blogs recently.

The Great I Am said...

get em back for Cho, EP. every little bit counts.

blue said...

Ok, maybe not recognizable, but by other blogs that are not run by people here.

here

ToddPacker said...

"LoV has been quoted in a few recognizable blogs recently."


where?

ToddPacker said...

that's strange

blue said...

there was one other one, but I can't seem to find it now.

blue said...

tyler has gone all 'hollywood' on us

tem said...

tyler shall carry LOV to the promise land.

ToddPacker said...

i think i'm going to buy a smoker this weekend... anyone have any input... charcoal/wood ones are real cheap, but i was thinking of buying a gas one... less work...

tem said...

Now that Rev's wedding is over, he is supposed to start his diet.


Over/under on days the diet lasts: 0.5

blue said...

Re: sopranos

I think we can kind of see where this is headed..chris is going to get whacked because he's going to get liquored up and mouth off to Tony, or kill Paulie, one of the two.

AJ is obviously following in papa's footsteps.

blue said...

re: smoker

my only advice is that you have to be really patient with it. My parents have a propane one, and you just buy woodchips to stick in there and it works great, but it just takes a long time to cook things.

ToddPacker said...

"Over/under on days the diet lasts: 0.5"


.5 sounds good...

Spaceman Spiff said...

rev on a diet= he will end up like sarah goldfarb

Mills said...

i got the under on rev's diet.

put the line at 1 day for mine. and i will take the under as well.

though i want to do a half marathon this summer, so i need to do something at some point.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I popped TPS with .10 ga 00 buckshot.

ToddPacker said...

yea i know, ben... like some thing take 12-16 hours to cook... propane seem like the easy way to go... i saw one for $130 bucks... i think i'm going to pick it up this weekend

tem said...

fmtem just did a half marathon.

it took her almost 3hrs. i am pretty sure she walked the whole time.

Mills said...

sarah goldfarb? please advise.

when big people lose a lot of weight, it is funny, cuz they have lots of loose skin hanging around.

kind of like fat bastard in austin powers 3.

The Great I Am said...

harry and the hendersons was on hbo this weekend.

tem said...

wc, for ctrl f sake.

Mills said...

i did one a couple years ago. my wife did the chicago marathon, and after watching that...i don't think i could do it.

3 hrs might be a walk for a half marathon. that seems about right...

Mills said...

i think you should just rock the WC. no splanation necessary.

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