Sunday, April 22, 2007

Weekend Recap

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Isiah Thomas said...

Game Recap :

Tip : Noon

Leave for game 10 AM. Me, FMZ and her peoples.

Arrive at parking deck : 10:30.

Lunch @ hardrock till 11:15AM.

"wand" metal detector screening to get into the arena. "Beep" over both pockets. "Are those your keys" "yeah" "alright go on". Way to keep us safe. Free t-shirt give away, I'll take it.

Seats : 11:40 ish.

Seats : Section 217, Row 11. Even with the baseline/hoop on the side, half of the court the Suns finish the game on. Nice.

Pregame - nice trumpet rendition of the Anthem. Crowd - pumped.

Pregame intro's - Lakers = boo.

Suns = loudness with pyrotechnics. Pregame "ring around the rosy" circle needs work.

1st Q : Suns start out ok, gradually fall behind. Crowd is hyped to start, sits on hands shortly after.

2nd Q : Suns pull even, arena = loud. Last few mins of half, Kobe is unconscious. Suns down, big.

Halftime : Suns had 39 points in the 1st half only made I think 3 3's. Not good but no where to go but up, maybe.

Halftime Entertainment: USMC silent gun twirling group "with fixed bayonets". 11% chance someone may get shanked. Twirling, twirling, rifles are twirling. No shanks. Disappointing.

2nd half warm-up: Suns make 3 out of 100 warm-up shots. Halftime message from coaches : "keep missing", apparently.

3rd Q: Trading baskets to start, thoughts of "this isn't good" creaping into dome piece.

Ahhhhh, THE CAPTAIN. Hits a 3 to pull the Suns within 3 to end the Q, feeling of, "oh yeah they won 62 this year" begin to filter back into brain. Suns run coincides with foul trouble for Farmar.

4th Q: Kobe - missing, badly. Suns, making run. THE CAPTAIN - unstoppable. Crowd - LOUD.

Suns win.

Random game notes : Sun's dancers = A infinity plus. Thank god for the shoulder shimmy/shake and silicone.

Overall, outstanding trip.

Padre Haterous said...

hootie hoo

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Gotta re-post it.

"I'm completely mind fucked.

Is Tony gonna kill Walnuts? Is Walnuts gonna kil Tony? Is the asian kid associated with the dudes in the black & white sweatsuits?"

El Padrino said...

CAPTAIN BARBOSA

El Padrino said...

anything i need to know about ?

El Padrino said...

dallas wants to be known as an elite team, they sure as hell don't act like it

Padre Haterous said...

bitchez

Padre Haterous said...

calgary flames = cheap shot artists. get the f*ck outta the playoffs, you whores.

paaaaaaaaace.

El Padrino said...

i got beths pic but i dont know how to lin kit because of this:

Your HTML cannot be accepted: Reference C:is not allowed

tem said...

I don't know what happened this weekend.

Padre Haterous said...

nothin worse than a non-sport fan talking shit about sports.

stfu.

Padre Haterous said...

el pa, u trying to link it from your own computer (C drive)? try posting it to your blog and see what up.

El Padrino said...

beth's pic

El Padrino said...

try dat!

El Padrino said...

now i just need a name

Padre Haterous said...

cue the Family Fued giant red X

blue said...

since everyone seems to be ignoring Deke...my money is on Tony whacking Paulie.

another slow episode...just when you think there'll be some excitement...bam nothing.

El Padrino said...

no good?

blue said...

and I thought the asian kid was cho

El Padrino said...

entourage was awesome

blue said...

EP-
I can see the pic..i likes

blue said...

entourage was good...especially at the beginning with the agent in her skivies.

whocares said...

I cant see the pic either. But I got the gist because next to the red x it said "gaggin'".


Niiiiice.

El Padrino said...

some beth names im working on:

iswallowballswhole

scrot is for dinner

i've been teabagged

yum-yum iluv cum!

ilive with herpies

blue said...

oh, and i'm just going to throw this out there to be laughed at unmercifully....McNuggets got one down, only 15 more to go.

blue said...

yum yum I love cum!

is my personal favorite name for Beth

El Padrino said...

the pic says:

El Padrino as:

THE GUY WHO GAGGED ME

with my pic and it's written in the Austin Powers writing

blue said...

and not to go all Imus on everybody, but Jason Richardson and Stephen Jackson are the 2 of the darkest black people i've ever seen

blue said...

mark cuban looks like he got all fat.

ToddPacker said...

nice beth pic, ep

ToddPacker said...

my weekend sucked.... lightning were eliminated by NJ and the mets lost 2 out of 3 to the braves.... i think all these gator championships are spoiling me.... time to find a new pic

whocares said...

92,000 people showed up for Alabama's spring game to watch Saban.



This makes me laugh...

ToddPacker said...

nice to see a rev post... what where the odds that rev's study diet including banana pancakes... pretty high i guess

ToddPacker said...

92000 that's a lot... i think florida only got 60,000 at this years spring game

blue said...

CSU's spring game, a little 4 year old kid was playing on the sideline in the endzone and got smashed up against the wall on a TD pass, luckily the kid only had to have a couple of stitches but where the heck were his parents.

blue said...

NASCAR must have had an off weekend, either that or people in Tuscaloosa really don't have much to do.

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

Isiah Thomas said...

welcome back EP.

slow week last week.

Isiah Thomas said...

is rev a "I'll have a salad" type diet guy then turns it into dressing soup with bits of salad floating around?

I could see him floating some pancakes in a bowl of syrup.

Sippin on some sizzurp.

Isiah Thomas said...

Mark Cuban tried to get roided/swolled up.

I love watching the guy get pissed.

El Padrino said...

tps from vacation with an early lead

Isiah Thomas said...

If the chick agent doesn't get nekkid in the next Entourage I'm boycotting it.

El Padrino said...

if i had 0.2% of cubans money i'd be happy

El Padrino said...

if you wanna see her naked she is in sin city

little titty action and a amazing heine

Isiah Thomas said...

tps will try to impose its will today since you've been out. Stick to the gameplan and you'll take a 2nd half lead and never look back.

blue said...

cue spiff with the pictures of her looking old

Isiah Thomas said...

RIP Boris Yeltsin.

Isiah Thomas said...

never watched Sin City...might have to now.

Corbin said...

The following owners have trade offers extended to them right now from this guy:

Brew Crew Lite
TheDorothy Mantoothz
Fenway Faithful
SuperDelux
Bagels and Kakes

Isiah Thomas said...

no matter how good a movie turns out to be....when I see black and white or sub-titles, I immediately tune out.

blue said...

who has two thumbs and is in first place in the fbbl? This guy (pointing thumbs at myself)

blue said...

Yeltsin was one of the worlds truely great alcoholics.

Isiah Thomas said...

Apocalypto was an exception to the sub-title rule.

Isiah Thomas said...

I watched parts of some old NBA playoff games on ESPN the Classic.

No music during games is the way to go.

Isiah Thomas said...

Ex Mrs. Strahan's garage sale

Apparently she can't live off of the 6.5 million$ she's already received.

El Padrino said...

she's a whore

Spaceman Spiff said...

why the suns gotta fuck around, cant they just blow out the lakers from the tip? and the suns busted a nut after the game thinking bout denver and golden state upsetting and clearing a path for them to the finals

tem said...

I'm still dazed and lost.

I don't know anything that happened this weekend.

tem said...

early lunch today too because, well i don't know why.

blue said...

$18K a month in child support is a lot of money

ToddPacker said...

i need a new pic, now that the lightning are out of the playoffs

whocares said...

How do athaleets get paid?


Do they get a check every two weeks like the rest of us? Or is it monthly, or quarterly? Do they ever actually "see" a check or does it go straight to their accountant? Does the coach pass them out every Friday?


I've always wondered this...

blue said...

Gilbert Arenas said you have a choice, you can get a check every couple weeks, or you can get 2 lump sum payments...and you only get paid during the season....my guess is that most teams have direct deposit.

ToddPacker said...

i think most get paid monthly

blue said...

if you go the bi-weekly route, it depends on how many games you've played, so the check fluctuates too.

El Padrino said...

wc, when i was working at Prudential a couple of nba/nfl guys had accounts there and they were in my branch

nba got monthly checks (this was 5 years ago..)

nfl bi-weekly

i also had jordan's bond account, and P Ewing

El Padrino said...

jordan had 23MM in crop bonds
that was just a small savings account im sure
most of his money was/is with Goldman Sachs

it's because Goldman has the big shrimps

blue said...

Goldman/Sachs handles all of my money

blue said...

because blue likes to feel important.

blue said...

actually, blue has no money to be managed, he just stands around outside G/S and tells people that he's waiting to see his peeps.

tem said...

I postponed lunch. I'm going later.

I know you all care.

blue said...

shopping for a new mattress sucks

Beth82678 said...

Welcome back ElP. Let me know when you've made your final decisions on the pic and name. The name choices are kind of what I was expecting but the pic surprised me a little. Nice choice though - it's good to aspire to lengths you'll never reach. ;-)

And I'm assuming tomorrow will be the day for me to pay up, which would work out well as I may be out of town later on in the week and want to be around to post to give you your full money's worth.

Isiah Thomas said...

I wish I was staring at Suns Dancers.

tem said...

"shopping for a new mattress sucks"

don't you try to test them out with Mrs. Blue?

El Padrino said...

beth must always get a dig when commenting

the pic is money
i just need to settle on a name
so far in the lead is

yum-yum iluv cum

it has a nice ring to it

Isiah Thomas said...

I loved hearing the review of ND's quarterbacks this weekend. The most positive thing I heard was "none of them played themselves out of the race to be the starting QB" = they all equally suck.

LET'S GO IRISH!

El Padrino said...

what''s wrong with a sealy posturpedic

or the old people beds with the remote?

Isiah Thomas said...

The name choices are kind of what I was expecting but the pic surprised me a little.

This reaction is kind of what I was expecting.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm bored, let me throw out some potential Beth names :

I have cheese on my taco

Isiah Thomas said...

Meat Curtain Express

Isiah Thomas said...

Dyke Boat Captain

Isiah Thomas said...

I like the taste of Beaver

Isiah Thomas said...

Captain Bull Dyke

tem said...

blue needs to get the bed that you can jump on and not spill your wine.

Padre Haterous said...

holy eff, i just got tps raped

and my gas smells like rotten pumpkins

El Padrino said...

blue get a motorized heart shaped bead like the one's in beautiful Mount Airy Lodge

Isiah Thomas said...

Walking Cum Stain

El Padrino said...

gargling nuts is fun

ghonneria is like not bad

1 more bj b4 i go

Beth82678 said...

"beth must always get a dig when commenting"

Oh come on ElP, you know you (and probably several others on here) would be disappointed if I didn't. :-)

tem said...

I would be inconsolable.

Isiah Thomas said...

gargling nuts is fun

ghonneria is like not bad

1 more bj b4 i go


AHAHAAHAH, all fine suggestions

El Padrino said...

this is tru beth

Isiah Thomas said...

Whore Island 4 Life

Isiah Thomas said...

FH - gas the place out.

El Padrino said...

now i'm leaning towards
1 more bj b4 i go

i'm liking that yum-yum
and

Wizard Sleeve 4 sale

El Padrino said...

zeke's meat curtain express is in the running as well

Isiah Thomas said...

I slept with Jerry Glanville (and liked it).

Again - maybe too long.

blue said...

#1 thrasher (and i don't mean hockey)

Isiah Thomas said...

My father played on the '78 Falcons. (not sure who though)

this might be too long

Isiah Thomas said...

June Jones's love slave.

Isiah Thomas said...

Jeff George and Primetime DP'd me.

Beth82678 said...

Funny, I don't remember this many volunteers when Steve lost his bet. :-)

Spaceman Spiff said...

blown out o-ring

Isiah Thomas said...

I wish Jerry Glanville pulled out.

Isiah Thomas said...

blown out o-ring

ahahaahaha

or

Bleeding O-Ring

blue said...

there were a lot of suggestions for steve too.

Isiah Thomas said...

I unhinge my jaw for moose cock.

Beth82678 said...

ElP, I assume it's ok if I like the pic you choose so much that I keep it for longer than a day...

Spaceman Spiff said...

please prolapse my rectum

Isiah Thomas said...

Failed Street Walker

ToddPacker said...

"chunky salsa wizard sleeve"

Isiah Thomas said...

Level 7 Ninja Whore

Isiah Thomas said...

My Velveeta Sleeve Hurts

ToddPacker said...

"there were a lot of suggestions for steve too"


good point, ben... there were a lot for steve also

Isiah Thomas said...

Anus Wart Walking

Isiah Thomas said...

Like Rotten Apple Pie

Isiah Thomas said...

Mysterious Odor Emanating from my Crotch

Isiah Thomas said...

Steel Trap Vajeen

Isiah Thomas said...

It's always burned when I pee.

Isiah Thomas said...

Not on my face please.

ToddPacker said...

zeke is on a roll

Beth82678 said...

Well hell, I might as well join in:

-Burrito receptacle
-LOV Love Slave
-I Love NY [never mind, that's a little too harsh :-)]
-Rosie's Bitch

El Padrino said...

beth the pic is a gift from me to you

wow, i need a suggestion box

El Padrino said...

i luv brooklyn meat

El Padrino said...

oh yeah, im liking that

Isiah Thomas said...

I suggested this last week:

Rosie's Panty Waste

Spaceman Spiff said...

permanent gape

El Padrino said...

ny d*** is the illest

whenballsmeetmytonsils

Isiah Thomas said...

The Orphanage Put Me Up for Adoption (I suck)

El Padrino said...

money shot board

El Padrino said...

golden shower lady

Spaceman Spiff said...

your semen gave me heartburn

El Padrino said...

a donkey will do

El Padrino said...

cum oven
tables always open

Isiah Thomas said...

I am a narcassistic, web-footed prostitute.

tem said...

Broken hip CFO was here today for a couple hours.

I pretended he was a new guy. He was amused.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll have another double shot of cum please, no whip cream.

Isiah Thomas said...

I use sperm as face cream.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

High-larious

Isiah Thomas said...

Dog's are a womans best friend also.

El Padrino said...

zeke is really having a ball

Isiah Thomas said...

Nothin says lovin like beastiality.

El Padrino said...

what smell?

Isiah Thomas said...

It'll go away in 7-10 days....maybe.

El Padrino said...

gagged for hire

Isiah Thomas said...

Crotch Smelling Face

El Padrino said...

ima slaaave 4 you
poontang pie = yum-o!

Isiah Thomas said...

I've had sex with a midget(s).

Isiah Thomas said...

Young, Dumb, and full of your cum

Isiah Thomas said...

Seamen Gargling Harlot

El Padrino said...

"beth" dirty sanchez

Padre Haterous said...

zeke's dedication is unparalled

Isiah Thomas said...

2 FOR 25 CENTS

Isiah Thomas said...

I make Britney look normal.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rotten Cum Breath with a side of nasty snatch.

El Padrino said...

"I am a narcassistic, web-footed prostitute. "

this is not only hilarious but genius

Isiah Thomas said...

That's my vajeen, not rotten eggs.

tem said...

zeke is shattering the record for comments in one day.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd like a plate of anal raping with a side of your balls in my face.


-prob too long

El Padrino said...

i feel a cold sore

anal?, sure!

Isiah Thomas said...

I have a badonka-donk vajeen.

blue said...

captain barbosa has a filthy mind

Isiah Thomas said...

Maybe One Day I'll get a Real Job.

Isiah Thomas said...

My Career Path is broken.

Isiah Thomas said...

Nowhere Express

Padre Haterous said...

i think im gonna piss myself at some point.

Isiah Thomas said...

alright I think I'm done, I reserve the right to start back up though.

El Padrino said...

my face is your canvas

tem said...

i am excited for the day that beth thinks of names for zeke.

Spaceman Spiff said...

not born with webbed feet, it's from the semen

El Padrino said...

ok the top 5 is:

yum-yum iluv cum!
1 more bj b4 i go
i luv brooklyn meat
it burns when i pee
my face is your canvas

most of zeke's gems i think are too long to use

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah I was kinda hoping beth would play along, I have faith she will though.

Isiah Thomas said...

I don't think the yum-yum line has been beaten, it gets my vote.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm drawing a total blank, but thanks to Zeke, I don't even care.

El Padrino said...

beth i like this too much to never see it again

this is your name

yum-yum iluv cum!

you may begin today or if not tw is fine

actually since it was a sweep i'd start today with the pusnishment lasting until you go away which is code for "Den Mother @ Whore House just outside Atlanta"

El Padrino said...

and i thank you for your patronage
i am now 2-1 in bets with people on LOV

blue said...

we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...already in progress.

El Padrino said...

mavs, what a joke
way to send a message dirk

this is why you'll never win mvp

blue said...

I know this didn't get much play the other day, but DS is having "guest" bloggers early this week.

Those would be great days to creampie.

Isiah Thomas said...

Ben - what's Nene's status for Game 2, did he hurt his knee?

El Padrino said...

nash for mvp
it's money in the bank

i think i saw a stat where everytime kobe scores 30 or more they lose (more often than not, like 12-41 or some shit)

Lou said...

note to all LOVrs with kids


It is NOT cute and adorable when they scream at the top of their lungs at restaurants because they are "teething"

People would look up and this bitch would smile, pat "it's" head and say "Oh, he's teething"

TAKE THE BRAT OUTSIDE!!!!

blue said...

Nene came back and played after he left with the bad knee...last I heard, they were just calling it tendonitis and he finished the game without a limp or anything.

blue said...

so which will get more play from SG, the NBA playoffs or the Red Sox sweep?

El Padrino said...

the game has passed old man torre by, i mean petitte in relief in a game in APRIL!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

El Padrino said...

and no MO

he might be one the greats but his arm looks mighty tired

El Padrino said...

SG probably still wackin off to the highlights

blue said...

yeah, pettite pitching in relief in April, 2 days after throwing 100 pitches is just idiocy...was the game really that important?

Padre Haterous said...

i wonder if brian in oxford or cumfaster is guesting

Isiah Thomas said...

nash for mvp
it's money in the bank


Dirk will win, I'd say by a wide margin.

When Nash got hurt around mid-season they had a stretch that looked like this:

1) They had to take Portland to OT to beat them.

2) Lost at home to Atlanta by 9.

3) Lost at home to Chicago by 13.

4) Lost at Seattle by 24.

Nash comes back and they go 9-1 in their next 10.

Isiah Thomas said...

but dirk will win, Wilbon for example was saying "Dirk is the MVP by far" or "Dirk is undoubtably the MVP"

really?

Dirk had a great season, he's the best on the best but MVP?

blue said...

"i wonder if brian in oxford or cumfaster is guesting"

I looked over there today and there wasn't a guest post yet, but on friday a bunch of the commenters were "hurt" because DS didn't ask them to be do guest posts.

El Padrino said...

if dirk wins because they dont want to give nash his third it will anger me greatly

El Padrino said...

wilbon is a dingleberry

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Agreed, Lou. I'm keeping my kids in a cage in the basement.

Padre Haterous said...

blue, hahaha that shit is funny.. in a "i'm sad for them" type of way

Padre Haterous said...

solution: dont have kids.

blue said...

re: dirk mvp

a lot has been made about his shooting efficiency and all that crap, but for once I agreed with SG, his numbers are significantly worse then most years of Larry Legend. I guess it's not dirk's fault, but he didn't put up historical MVP numbers.

El Padrino said...

if dirk were the mvp of his team he would have made sure they didnt lose game 1 at home to a team that beat them 3 times in a row...

a message needed to be sent to GS that this a different animal
he failed at that

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