Wednesday, April 18, 2007

This is the recap, the recap (Space Jam Remix ft R Kelly)

crawford is done (done-done?).

thrashers got raped like a slave at a dominatrix party.

people died. somehow this is sports related, cause the wwl is following it like theyre CNN.

hoops playoffs are closing in.. theres some spots not finalized yet.. or something.

the wiz suck.

sawk suck too. spend that much paper on a guy, and u dont give him a lineup behind him.

otherstuffotherstuffotherstuff.

amuse yourselves.

400 comments:

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ben said...

hooray for the first comment of the day

ben said...

go go gadget comments

ben said...

helloooo (echo echo echo)

ben said...

we need some recruits on days like these...

where is Keith S. where is hick-hops...i'm looking for Brett™...

El Padrino said...

lets go rangers!!!!
lets go rangers!!!!
lets go rangers!!!!
lets go rangers!!!!

beth ever have an apple jammed down your throat?

just asking
i'm doing some research

iamunstoppable said...

giggity

iamunstoppable said...

ep makes me smile

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I drank at least a liter of vodka yesterday.

temwr said...

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temwr said...

figures, the place comes alive right before i write that.

temwr said...

1 lt of vodka is an impressive feat.

ben said...

funny will farrel skit, not SNL

whocares said...

A liter of vodka is quite a healthy amount.


Well done.

temwr said...

Lots of good pictures in yesterday's comments.

I forgot to look at them last night though.

I'm a moron.

whocares said...

Work production out of the office of whocares today = zero.

whocares said...

80's cartoons are represe-en in this bitch.

El Padrino said...

north carolina sucks for the most part and they should just annex virginia it's as useless as a tit on a bull

and my aunts laptop is painfully slow so this is my last comment

lets go rangers

iamunstoppable said...

nice ferrell link, thats funny S.

ben said...

this is 80's cartoon week, it's like a theme kinda like homecoming...except not at all like homecoming.

whocares said...

If my wife ever looked over my shoulder at home and saw what I was reading she would think I was crazy.



Her: "Ummm, why does one guy have a picture of Inspector Gadget, one guy Underdog, and the other guy with Captain Caveman? What kind of people are on here?"


Me: "Uhhhhh, yeah. Actually I'm Captain Caveman"


Her: *Blank Stare

ben said...

WC-
Totally agree, i hope my wife never wanders around the internet and happens upon LOV...

temwr said...

gotta move into the sitcom world.

ben said...

balki bartakamous and cousin larry

temwr said...

a picture of Boner from Growing Pains was choice 2.

ben said...

boner's dad was named sylvester stabone...or was that boner's name?

iamunstoppable said...

richard stabone was his name, i believe.

iamunstoppable said...

(boner himself)

temwr said...

Richard Milhous "Boner" Stabone


Per the wealth of info that is wiki.

ben said...

milhouse was his middle name?

ben said...

didn't he become class president?

like pedro

temwr said...

wiki has no info RE: Boner's adulthood.

ben said...

well then we should make something up

temwr said...

Where is freak when ya need him?

We need to change wiki to add the "future of Boner."

iamunstoppable said...

airwolf all up in this bitch

temwr said...

airwolf was bad ass.

ben said...

sadly I was not an airwolf fan

iamunstoppable said...

speaking of asses.. my two dads for your viewing pleasure.

that car/chair thing was awesome, and i still want one to this very day.

temwr said...

That guy on the National Geographic channel was.

temwr said...

He loves all things wolf.

ben said...

I watched about the first 15 minutes of that wolf guy last night...decided that he's a loon.

ben said...

I quit watching when he taught the pups how to howl.

iamunstoppable said...

u required more proof than the commercial?

iamunstoppable said...

i quit when he showed them how to clean themselves

temwr said...

I quit when he decided it was time to make some wolf pups of his own.

ben said...

yeah, when he mounted that female, that was enough

ben said...

Did anyone hear about the golfer who won last week, Boo Weekly or something like that. The story going around is that he got punched and knocked out by an orangutan at a carnival.

temwr said...

After that because the female didn't get pregnant he decided to try something different and had the male wolf mount him.

That's when I quit.

temwr said...

wha??

ben said...

from an espn story about the golfer:

Sobel: In the staid sport of golf, guys are often labeled characters if they wear funny pants or own a headcover featuring their favorite superhero. But Weekley is a character in every sense of the word. This is a guy who has (reportedly) gotten beat up by an orangutan, enjoys fooling friends with the ol' alligator-in-the-beer-cooler trick and tends to stay up too late playing cards when he's in contention at an event.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Air Wolf was awful.

ben said...

the ol-alligator-in-the-beercooler trick gets me everytime.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm looking forward to SG today.

whocares said...

Here we are. Face to face....

ben said...

Ricky Schroeder sure has had a long tv career.

whocares said...

I just got done reading "Part 2" of the SG article/ novel.

But when I clicked on "Part 1" at the top I couldnt get to it.

Anyone else have this problem?

whocares said...

It's Rick Schroeder.


Regards

ben said...

Part I

Spaceman Spiff said...

horrible ending to SG article

ben said...

SG is a sellout...LOV's skeleton crew has robbed him of good material.

Beth82678 said...

Spiff, this has been bugging me for some time now and I haven't asked yet cause I'm sure everyone here knows but me - but what in the world is your picture of??

temwr said...

methinks she doesn't know piss ice when she see it.

temwr said...

SG ending was terrible.

Keith S said...

Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?!

temwr said...

tem diary of SG article:

Don't bother.

ben said...

i guess piss ice education is not part of being a sex slave.

Beth82678 said...

Piss ice? Yep, I totally missed that one. Now I'm sorry I asked. :-)

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

Beth82678 said...

Ben, I did the correspondence course for the sex slave education, not as in-depth as the 4 year degree but a hell of a lot cheaper.

Isiah Thomas said...

Boner joined the army in his last episode, he prob. got Gulf War Syndrome and is taking a dirt nap.

iamunstoppable said...

spiffs pic is piss ice? haha.. i never clicked on it to see.. that shit is quite funny.

Isiah Thomas said...

Simmons is a douche.

Isiah Thomas said...

the whole "nash and the suns play terrible defense" is played out.

Nash isn't the worst defender in the league and the Suns actually played D this season.

ben said...

I've got nothing...but it's been 20 minutes so I felt like something had to be said.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i could fall asleep on broken glass right now

whocares said...

I just found a webstite that listed a bunch of old sitcoms. I read almost all of them.


Another wasted hour on the job.

whocares said...

After reading the plotlines and characters for some of those shows I am pretty sure that any person alive couldve been a writer for a sitcom in the 80's.

Talk about some stupid ideas.

ben said...

well they haven't improved much sense...very few sitcoms worth a watch on TV these days.

Isiah Thomas said...

meeting at 1PM...I hope that will be the end of the work week for me.

ben said...

*since

Isiah Thomas said...

finally got the info on my playoff tix for HG1.

Upper deck, section is even with one of the hoops, 3 rows from the top.

Spaceman Spiff said...

read the va tech shooter's plays

the writing in both suck, not even D- material. not as creepy as they are making it out to be either.

ben said...

does that make you happy?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Simmons was a total letdown.

Fuck you, Bill.

ben said...

the mcbeef play was good...i'd pay to see it.

temwr said...

meiz you should have read my diary 1st, would have saved you the time.

temwr said...

I wonder how long until some theatre puts on one of his plays.

This guy is a famous playwright now.

wow.

ben said...

i don't see anything weird about those plays...they don't reak of "i'm going to shoot 32 people, then kill myself"

temwr said...

If we are going to lock people up because they write wierd things then Tarantino needs locked up ASAP. His shit is wierder/more violent that that guys stuff.

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea that shit is mild, but maybe we are just sick fucks

iamunstoppable said...

stephen.


king.

Isiah Thomas said...

tem do a diary on the plays, use broken engrish in the diary for dramatic effect.

Spaceman Spiff said...

comments underneath the plays are amusing me

Spaceman Spiff said...

I cant write for shit, but i want to know how this guy made it to senior year as an english major. if va tech's english dept was up to par, this guy would have flunked out before his trigger finger started itching.

iamunstoppable said...

mcbeef = do u need any further argument to show that Charlie was about 5 yrs old emotionally?

scarred much?

Isiah Thomas said...

when I was applying to schools Tech was my "if for some reason I get dissed by everyone else I'll go there" school.

Tech is heavy on engineering, probably less in every other discipline.

ben said...

VA Tech is not the harvard of Virginia I guess.

Keith S said...

"Yes. Now, why don't we go to the bedroom and do it doggy style, just the way you like it, honey-poo."

Ron Jeremy would be proud.

iamunstoppable said...

haha.. first comment on that page is funny.. someone immediately calling out the shitty writing. good stuff.

Spaceman Spiff said...

and then immediately being mistakenly called out for dissing the former classmate.

iamunstoppable said...

"24. I COULD GIVE A MAD F*** BOUT VIRGINA AND WAT GOES ON IN IT WE GOT ENOUGH SHIT GOIN ON N OUR OWN CITIES N STATES TO WORRY BOUT SOME SHIT THATS ALREADY DONE N OVER WIT 33 PPLZ DEAD OK BIG F****** WOO AINT THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE STUPID DID SOME SHIT LIKE THAT AND AINT GONNA BE THE LAST ONLY PEOPLE TO BLAME R THE SKOOLZ THEY THE ONES WHO SUPPOSE TO MAKE SURE SHIT IS SAFE N THEN SOME SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS YEA O-----K NEWAYZ ALL I KNO IS THEY EEDA STOP INTERRUPTIN MY SOAPS LIKE DAT

JESSICA at 2:49PM on Apr 17th 2007"



we should invite her here.

temwr said...

I will now stop stalking the girl downstairs on myspace and other web pages to read a play and do a diary of it.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: Mcbeef

The lady's first husband died then a month later she remarries.

She has random "wrenches and pipes" laying around.

ben said...

if you read the bloggers intro, he states that the guy wrote about weapons that he couldn't even have dreamed about....um...i guess the dude never thought about throwing a plate before? or wrenches.

Spaceman Spiff said...

he condensed a 300 page mcbeef into 10 pages, petty details be damned

ben said...

McBeef was a former pro-football player...for 3 weeks

Spaceman Spiff said...

one commentor couldnt get past page 4 of mcbeef, too disturbing.

are you fucking kidding me

Isiah Thomas said...

those comments are quality reading.

I love the arm-chair psychiatristing going on and the "you're the 9th grader" comments.

#24 is a true gem.

iamunstoppable said...

STOP FKCING WIT MY SOAPZ!!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

we're missing 290 pages of Mcbeef?

WTF

ben said...

people in the comments are acting like the guy is in 4th grade writing this.

If I read this in a college class, i would laugh and tell that dude that dark comedies are where it's at.

iamunstoppable said...

i wouldve like to see a little use of a "mcfuckity fuck" or possibly a "mcfuckstick", but "giant tree trunk piece of ass" is decent.

Isiah Thomas said...

who else read the part of "john" as data from Goonies?

ben said...

I think Spiff meant that McBeef could have been a 300 page play, but the dude wrote it in like a minute and shortened it to 10 pages.

Isiah Thomas said...

"you prematurely ejaculating piece of dickshit"

ben said...

one of the commenters was spot on...he said something like "i read shit like this everyday in my english classes" and "you'd be shocked at the stuff that great writers put out in their formative years."

Isiah Thomas said...

damn, I was actually hoping for 290 more pages of Mcbeef

iamunstoppable said...

data = aaaaaahahaha, im with ya

i was waiting for the kid to whip out the retracting boxing glove or have him slip on some oil.

Isiah Thomas said...

Mr. Brownstone is set in a casino.

I like where his heads at.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ben is right, 300 page comment was a joke.

i like comment 60, no mention of mental health or the shootings, the guy just wants to know what happened to the mom in mcbeef, and wonders if the story is incomplete.

Isiah Thomas said...

it looks like he would get stuck with some words and use the thesaurus incorrectly.

ben said...

somebody called the play "porn" and then called our society depraved...i guess i missed the porn parts.

Isiah Thomas said...

either that or "learn english by watching american tv" failed him

Isiah Thomas said...

"I wish that old fart would have a heart attack and drop dead like old people are supposed to"

this is wrong?

iamunstoppable said...

ah yes, just starting the casino one..

ben said...

the casino one isn't weird at all, if that's the end.

The only thing is he sings the GNR song Mr. Brownstone through like half of it, and talks about being ass-raped by the teacher...which i didn't take literally like ass-raping that a "swinger" would participate in.

Isiah Thomas said...

"I just said that his name sounds like kidney stone of the ass and that that's why he is always gruffy and angry. His shit is so thick and so oddly shaped that he can't go and all his shit are piled up in his intestines all the way up to his chest. He probably rips his sphincter to relieve single gram of turd after two hours of pushing, sweating, teeth clenching, screamin in frustration, and holding breath for a half gram of green mold shit"

Please read in the voice of data.

ben said...

I think that's a very good description of a guy taking a shit...

iamunstoppable said...

wicked old flapper? getting bushwacked?

i think vtech sucks at everything.

ben said...

seriously, it's like the play had to be 10 pages so he took the GNR song and put it in there for filler.

iamunstoppable said...

lots of ass-raping.. kod, i think we found a corpse for you to top.

Isiah Thomas said...

he could have condensed the GnR song to a page then just had T H E E N D .

as the last two pages.

The "The End" trick was great for wasting lines in 3rd grade english.

Spaceman Spiff said...

one commentor wants to know why the PRINCIPAL was not told about these plays.

that got a good laugh from me.

ben said...

early lunch today

iamunstoppable said...

how do u seriously hand this in as an assignment that will be read by everyone..

hope he wore his WHAM! shirt that day too, incase there was any doubt..

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think cho loved a good fart joke

temwr said...

tem diary of McBeef:


1:19 - Richard MBeef by some Korean Guy (KG for short). I wonder if he knows that this reads Dick McBeef, which is very funny. I hope he does.

1:20 - 3 characters step-dad. mom, son. The setting is living room, basement, car. I hope he means 3 separate locations. Although quite a story could be told about a car in a living room basement.

1:21 - First line that made me laugh "You ain't my dad and you know it Dick." Apparently KG does know that his title character can also be called Dick.

1:22 - 2nd line that made me laugh "Man to man, up your ass bud." OK we are 6 lines into this and so far it is 2 for 6 in funny lines. Problem is I don't think it is supposed to be a comedy.

1:23 - Plot so far for those who care. Step-dad and son do not get along.

1:23 - PLOT TWIST. Step dad was there when real dad died. Boating accident. I see...interesting...

1:24 - Sons comments are beginning to make less sense to me. I think the author might have some social issues that need worked out.

1:25 too soon??

1:25 - son accuses step dad, who is/was janitor of murder again. says janitor dad thought the mom was too good for real dad. I think the author had the janitor from Scrubs in mind when he wrote that part. At least that is what I am telling myself.

1:26 - Son threatens to stick more stuff up Dick's ass. I think someone here might be gay. And I don't mean Kod.

1:27 - Mom walks in as step-dad is about the hit son. DRAMA. This shit might make TNT....right after The Closer, staring Golden Globe winner Kyra Sedwick (who fucks Kevin Bacon)

1:28 - Step dad tells mom that the kid called him a son of a bitch. or tries. of course step son never really did that. he called him other names. Step dad = liar.

1:29 - Sue says it was a month ago that real dad died. She moves fast. What a whore.

1:31 - Mom is having a breakdown. Asks Dick McBeef "Are you a bisexual psycho rapist murderer?" Wow that is quite a combo. Also this was the 3rd time at least that I have busted out laughing.

1:36 - Sorry got interupted with work.

1:37 - 4th laughing fit. She throws wrenches and pipes that were lying on the ground. Who has this shit on their floor? I guess Koreans.

1:37 - 5th laughing fit. Dick McBeef's solution to the fight is to go do it doggy-style.

1:38 - Son is plotting to kill step dad. MORE DRAMA!!!!

1:39 - 6th laughing fit. Mom chases step dad with chainsaw, step dad goes out to car and apparently just sits there, because 30 minutes later step son goes out to car and step dad is there.

1:40 - son tries to choke step dad with half eaten banana cereal bar. wow.

1:41 - Step dad hits son and kills him. apparently that is all.

Isiah Thomas said...

after reading these bits of literature I don't see how he'd have a problem getting a chick.

"your face rook rike harf gram of mordy green turd"

Isiah Thomas said...

tem, I'm literally standing up and clapping for that diary.

iamunstoppable said...

"one commentor wants to know why the PRINCIPAL was not told about these plays."

thats.funny.shit.

and at least he learned *something* at V-tizzle.. nice usage of lyrics for filler.

Isiah Thomas said...

one commentor wants to know why the PRINCIPAL was not told about these plays.

I guess lunch lady Doris didn't tell him.

Cho said...

too soon?

iamunstoppable said...

wow, the diary..

pure gold.




pure. gold.

iamunstoppable said...

i have tear residue around my eye sockets.

temwr said...

i laughed so hard at that that i almost got fired.

iamunstoppable said...

Cho, wassup buddy?

u like being a bottom?

temwr said...

i am dying laughing at cho "too soon"

Isiah Thomas said...

I liked where McBeef's head was at with his doggy style problem solving skills.

I'll try that one out on FMZ tonight after I call her a NHH.

Mr Brownstone said...

cho, you bitch.. i got your 5 million $ now..


oh wait i mean 4,707,211,500 Won. (youre welcome for the rate exchange)

temwr said...

nah author was KG. Football = soccer.

Mr Brownstone said...

i gotta take a shit though, ill be back in a few hours

Isiah Thomas said...

alright, so Mcbeef was an ex-soccer player, who then made a living as a janitor specializing in plumbing. He spends his weekends moonlighting on the ESPN Outdoors series where he's highly ranked in the "hot saw" competition.

Isiah Thomas said...

Mr. B

I hope you are able to push out more than a half gram of mold green shit. Good luck.

Isiah Thomas said...

Mr. B - don't ass rape any students on your way to the toilet.

Spaceman Spiff said...

korean bbq is still awesome

Mr Brownstone said...

zeke, too late.. there was a wee lad in the john and i couldnt control myself.

i grammed into his mouf though.

got mcbeef? said...

even i feel bad for that one..

so i will make it up to you all.

enjoy.

Corbin said...

Do we have any of the following owners up in this bitch?

Sweet Lou's Cubbies
Baseball is stoopid

Mills, your bitch ass up in here?

got mcbeef? said...

john hasnt been in today.

Isiah Thomas said...

FH - that pic is just wrong. Well played.

ToddPacker said...

mcbeef and mr brownstone.... so when are the movies coming out?

ToddPacker said...

corb is looking to deal

temwr said...

tem diary of Mr Brownstone:

1:55 -Haven't even looked at this, but I am giddy about the GNR reference possibilities. I am positive KG knows GNR.

1:56 - 4 main characters and set in a casino. Of course 3 of the main characters are 17, so they can't even be in a casino yet. At least in the US, not sure about other places. Oh well, let's not get lost in the details.

1:57 - 1st line, "Can't believe we got through with this fake ID." Way to go KG, he knew about the age limit. Now let's address how 3 dudes got into a casino using one ID. Maybe they were all Koreans who looked alike.

1:58 - PLOT UPDATE. The kids are looking for a hang out place where they won't be bushwacked. Casino seems like a fine choice.

1:59 - 1st fit of laughter. One kid refers to his school day as "ravishing." As in a long ravishing day at school. Where's a fucking thesauraus? Does that word even remotely fit here?

2:00 - PLOT UPDATE. The kids are hiding from a 45 year old guy named Mr. Brownstone. Apparently he is not allowed in the casino or behind the dumpster. (Their other choice of hiding spot.)

2:01 - 2nd fit of laughter "I wish that old far would have a heart attack and drop dead like old people are supposed to." I know it was already said by someone else, but this is solid writing.

2:02 - UPDATE - Mr. Brownstone is a teacher. Somehow I bet this will actually turn out to be completely unimportant to the story.

2:03 - One kid apparently got a D and only forgot 2 homeworks. Umm, well did you get any answers right on the homework? If not then you earned that D bitch. Teachers today don't get any respect.

2:04 - More ass-raping jokes in this one too. KG definitely liked penis.

2:05 - SOCIAL COMMENTARY FROM KG "Teachers ass-rape us all." Let that be a lesson we all learn.

2:06 - PLOT TWIST. Mr. Brownstone found them in the casino. So they sing the GNR song. Seems like a reasonable response.

2:07 - One kid wins the $5M slot machine. This is getting good.

2:08 - Hahaha Brownstone tells the casino offical that he won and the kids tried to take his money. Awesome, that is Keiser Soze like chicanery on Brownstone's part,

2:09 - Uh oh, the kids are mad, but Brownstone is $5M richer. The End.

ToddPacker said...

damn, i got to go to a meeting with the bobs to talk about missing last weeks deadline... not fun

got mcbeef? said...

tp, location scouting has already begun. we're gunning for a fall release. we were due to start shooting in the summer, but charlie apparently started without us..

got mcbeef? said...

but what do i know, im just a lowly actor..

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Corbin, Ben is Baseball is stoopid.

temwr said...

The rights to the Mr. Brownstone song might cost too much.

We'll have to produce McBeef first and then hope the profits cover the Brownstone costs.

Corbin said...

I'm looking for a SS. I've entertained multiple offers for a few, most center around

BJ Upton
Al Reyes

with others involved...it can be expanded for sure

anyone interested?

got mcbeef? said...

hopefully after mcbeef we'll be in demand..

temwr said...

I have a SS on my team. Probably.

Corbin said...

Team name Temwr?

Propose something...upton's 2nd/3rd eligibilty is nice to keep lineup active without multiple backups

temwr said...

Check the top of the standings for my team.

Corbin said...

Oh...so the team i'm up 7-2 on? Ahh...your SS's are worse than mine (i didn't think it was possible)

Though we both do share the disdain for Mills

temwr said...

It does not suprise me that my SSs suck. I don't even know who they are.

Corbin said...

Mills golden boy (Gordon) just blew a taylor made DP

Spaceman Spiff said...

i have changed SS 3 times already

Corbin said...

I took a chance at SS on Stephen Drew, and he has not rewarded that chance yet...figured it wouldn't be difficult to trade for one since autodraft gave someone a dozen or so...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ElP on vacay, Rev with a shitty new job...We suck without our horses

Corbin said...

Rev's probably happy he's not here with the Mets taking the Phillies out last night

temwr said...

We need to recruit new blood.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hit you up, Corbin

temwr said...

Rev is busy taking some test about something.

Corbin said...

I've got better fall back options for upton than that...and with Chipper and Chavez I'm covered at 3rd

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I didn't realize that

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"We need to recruit new blood."

I try all the time.

ben said...

Tem-

Fucking outstanding diaries....i'm glad i'm not the only one who found these plays as comedies...and i'm going to think they were intentionally dark comedies, like big lebowski or something.

Isiah Thomas said...

we need to declare war on someone to get some exposure

ben said...

Imagine the guy who pitched big lebowski...."see we get this guy, we'll call him 'the dude', and he likes to bowl a lot. Then we have these nihilists...and they say things like 'I fucks you up' and in the end Steve Buscemi dies and walter spreads his ashes and the wind pushes them into 'the dude's' face." The End

I bet that guy never killed

temwr said...

They were definitely dark comedies.

KG is genius....umm was.

ben said...

Imagine if somebody told the principal about Quentin Tarantino when they read the manuscript for Reservoir Dogs.

temwr said...

The writer of TBL was not Korean.

ben said...

I think we could take McBeef and make it into a sitcom

ben said...

but there was the korean dude who pissed on his carpet in the movie.

Corbin said...

Ben...sent you a trade offer

Isiah Thomas said...

Mr. Brownstone has possibilities - you've got both the classroom angle then crazy kids afterschool angle.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Lets ruin someone's blog tomorrow.

ben said...

corbin
no thanks, too many players involved...my mind can't follow all of that.

temwr said...

At the very least a mini-series on showtime.

ben said...

how come we haven't heard from cho's parents yet?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Thinking about ruining a blog makes me giggle.

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