Friday, April 06, 2007

Sveden girls are hot

I'm home. Why I'm awake is beyond me but that just means more xbox, more movies and more beer. And that.....dat's cool.
Going to see 300 later, may sneak into one of the double features in Grindhouse.

Let me rundown the sports

Heat clinch playoff spot with a win over Cavs
Gillepsie head coach of Kentucky.....not so sure bout that
Carr breathing down Delhomme's neck
Piazza still "got it"
Spurs beat Suns, hold them under 90 points
The jap from Boston strikes out 10, SG ran a diary
Asante Samuel wants a deal or a new jersey. What else is new?
Tiger is one over but no one played well yesterday so that means he's winning this thing by at least 5 strokes, YAWN.

In other news I want Nancy Pelosi dead.
Imus (Don Imus) called the Rutgers womens team "Nappy-Headed Ho's"

Easter = Raise up Jesus

Up yours bill

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your paternal parent said...

you cant have a Good Friday without a shitty rest of the week.



i hope yours sucks.

El Padrino said...

what?

sorry cpuldnt hear you

let me lower the xbox....

hold on......

your paternal parent said...

good thinking, get the xboxing in now, cause loud sound levels wont help the baby..

El Padrino said...

well played sir

your paternal parent said...

no one here at all...

jesus didnt rise for any of ya'!

ben said...

wow...talk about a slow morning..nobody's around...could this be the beginning of the end...did LOV jump the shark with the kermit video?

your paternal parent said...

i think we missed the resurrection

ebntx said...

im here but only till noon.

ebntx said...

ben it is always slow around here on holidays.

ben said...

i've never worked at a place where you got good friday off...thus it's not a holiday.

ToddPacker said...

"bad-friday" is killing me

ToddPacker said...

nice baby blast from ypp.... it all changes, ep... just wait

ben said...

my wife and I are starting to try and have a kid. Unfortunately that means she won't let me buy broncos season tickets for next year, or our ski passes yet, because she doesn't want to "waste" the money.

I'm buying my ski pass anyway.

ebntx said...

permission?

it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

ben said...

the broncos tickets have already been discussed ad nauseam...my dad is buying them from me this year so I don't lose my priority #...so i'll still get to go to games.

ben said...

This is the most disappointing news ever

The Rev said...

Day off today...

and I'm spending the weekend at home studying for my tests.

Shit!

ben said...

when's the first test rev?

ebntx said...

that does suck about scarlett, but hopefully that will change when less talented actresses are getting the bigger parts over her and that clause.

The Rev said...

Series 6 is April 18th.

They're cramming it all in in two weeks. Then the 63 is a week later.

It's intense.

ben said...

when in doubt always choose answer c. It worked for me in college.

The Rev said...

ElP...

I might need to confer with you. I need as much advice as I can going into this from those who have been there.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Boring ass day.

ben said...

I'm taking the GMAT later this month, i haven't started studying yet...which probably isn't a positive thing.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Good morning everyone.

The Rev said...

I'm going back to the books right now. I've spent the morning sleeping and surfing to clear my head. Time to get cracking.

I'll take breaks and check in today.

your paternal parent said...

rev, have u done the broker movie marathon yet?

ben said...

big boss man is out of here around noon today...means long lunch for me and leave about 2.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We had a good potential Augusta discussion going last night and then Zeke fagged out. I was pretty disappointed.

your paternal parent said...

i just ripped a MOOOOONSTER amount of ass... like 'gag yourself and throw up' amount.

then this lady walked over and was trying to talk to me on the down low and not be overheard (ie, standing close). luckily, i had at least gotten a couple sprays in, and i hope it stayed underneath my desk...

fuckin A though, it was gagtacular. sick.

ben said...

is it possible that Billy Packer has re-introduced the proper use of fagging back into the english dictionary?

ben said...

*vocabulary...not dictionary.

your paternal parent said...

my insides are rotting out.

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

Isiah Thomas said...

Deke - great work on the Augusta yardage last night. I was preoccupied with beer drinking.

That is a significant difference, tell me what you think you could score. I'll still tell you no way.

your paternal parent said...

when i turned around, i had to kick the legs out to give me some buffer room, but she still encroached.

i'm sure it stuuuuuuuuung the nostrils. it burned.

ben said...

I agree with Deke, the "nicer" courses that i've played, i've always scored better.

ben said...

zeke you're in the middle of golf country...do you play?

Isiah Thomas said...

ep - I hope your xbox overheats.

Isiah Thomas said...

negative on golf play

Isiah Thomas said...

FH - bravo on ripping farts at your desk. I usually do a walk around the office and let 'em out. One day soon though I'm just gonna blast away in my office.

ben said...

Halle could be hot like this?

ben said...

I let 'em rip in my office too, the lady in the cube outside my office can hear, i'm sure.

your paternal parent said...

i dont know if Halle can be hotter than Portman in Vendetta.. i thought NP was hot as hell.


i am silent and very, very deadly.

thejaywhite said...

WAHT UP MY BOYS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

woah

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A delurker

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You get out of jail?

ben said...

so talking about gas is the TJW bat-signal.

thejaywhite said...

TJW Is here all day unlessI decide to go get high and drunk..it is good friday in canada which means a day off for everyone...even the deviants like myself

Isiah Thomas said...

Holy Fookin shit eh, TJW in the building.

welcome back, eh.

Isiah Thomas said...

tjw is it true that the new chick had you on lock?

Isiah Thomas said...

FH - do you rip them in meetings?

Isiah Thomas said...

"Berry said her character "is forced to look at what beauty is, and it comes from inside.""

We need to start a campaign to end this myth. Nothing could be further from the truth.

ben said...

I agree, you can keep all those chicks with beauty on the inside...i'd rather have a smokin' hot chick on the outside.

thejaywhite said...

there is no new chic...no permanent one anyways..last night i made out with some old blonde lady with big boobs for a ride home..she wouldnt come upstairs to fuk though.....so no im not on lock down..to tell u the truth im just mad blogspot is forcin me to get a google email if i want to keep posting blogs..so i am lazy and didnt create it...

thejaywhite said...

wow i picked abad day tocome back..im goin to smoke up..back in a bit( 2hours)

ben said...

tiger is pulling a phil today, +3 thru 7, +4 for the tourney

Isiah Thomas said...

Lawrence Moten is the career scoring leader in the Big East.

ben said...

Rose McGowan and Rosario Dawson on RS cover

ben said...

lawrence moten was awesome in his day...he could score on anyone..

ebntx said...

im gone

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So...how 'bout that weather...

your paternal parent said...

a tjw sighting.. our lives are complete once again.

Isiah Thomas said...

This boxscore is hilarious

Check out Horry's DNP reason.

Isiah Thomas said...

the hot chick is wearing frumpy clothes today....BOOOOOOOOO.

ben said...

Here are the gator juniors all crying because they are leaving

ben said...

I was skeptical of this Henry Abbott of Truehoop...mainly because of DS riding his jock every second...but dude is pretty good.

ToddPacker said...

tjw siting.... wow

ToddPacker said...

"frumpy clothes"

not good

ben said...

it's snow/rain mix here today...slow LOV, shitty weather, worst day ever.

ToddPacker said...

tps should not be winning today, but they are

your paternal parent said...

wtf is truehoop anyway? some sports blog that was getting alot of hits, so the WWL bought em out and now has em on their own site?

this sounds like what DS is aspiring to do.

ToddPacker said...

i hope this dice-k guys blows out his arm

Isiah Thomas said...

ahahahah that's a great clip, I hadn't seen the whole thing....

listen to Noah speak in the press conference, then watch the post game clip.

He's gangsta in the post game then he's urkel in the press conference.

The Rev said...

I think I gave myself a study brain freeze.

One hour into reading, and I have a headache.

Anywaym to answer FH's broker movie question... I won't do that until I pass my licenses. I have to make sure I can keep my job first.

ben said...

YPP-
Yeah that's basically what happened. WWL has tried to get into the blog business, but they suck at it, so they basically called up Henry Abbott and said "if we gave you a buttload of money, would you keep writing your stuff and put it on our website".

Isiah Thomas said...

gonna be 90 here today.....

I didn't read True Hoop before nor since ESPN bought it.

And DS probably creamed his computer screen when he saw TH was bought - he's been trying for months for someone to notice him.

Isiah Thomas said...

DS's best hope is for Aol sports or CBS to bring him on board, it'll only be a few more months before the "Well I gave it a try, we had a hell of a ride, Mrs. DS is making me get an actual paying job...so long" post out of him.

ben said...

today was really the first day I read TH, he has some good insight...

Isiah Thomas said...

or maybe DS can continue to rip off movie themes and write screen plays and sell them for a book of stamps and a half eaten apple like he's been doing.

ben said...

DS sold a movie...so depending on that payday, he might be able to hold the big wife off for a bit.

Isiah Thomas said...

I haven't heard of this "Dice-K" person...he plays baseball? hmmmm.

ben said...

I haven't read DS's shit much lately, but I read it today...he pissed me off something fierce with his comment about Jack Tatum.

Isiah Thomas said...

rev I think FH meant watch the movies as a study guide

ben said...

that would be like watching '300' in preparation for going to greece or something.

Isiah Thomas said...

DS's "movie" - did he sell a script or just an idea, since I have no idea how that works, I'll say he just came up with an idea and sold it - no dialogue, etc.

"My idea is to take Dodgeball and remake about a dorm and college hoops."

ben said...

shit, I can come up with ideas...it better be a script.

Isiah Thomas said...

movies can teach you a lot about stuff.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've read TrueHoop for about a year. It was pretty good.

Isiah Thomas said...

the only thing about the tatum/stingley story is that Tatum and him never met up afterwards and I don't think Tatum apologized.

That is some cold blooded shit right there. Not even a token "yo my bad bra" and a chest tap?

Isiah Thomas said...

I get my hoops regurgitated to me by TNT and ESPN and their talking heads.

I'll give TH a try and see if he has something new.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
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Isiah Thomas said...

Suns playoff tix for round 1 went on presale today, a friend gave the super-secret password to get in.....shits were sold out within seconds - if they even had them for sale to begin with.

I'm sticking with my 4 upper deck tickets for Game 1 anyway.

ben said...

shanoff sold a screenplay...so I think that means he wrote all the dialogue and shit.

ben said...

I can usually get mcnugget playoff tix, sometimes have to buy the expensive club level seats, but always get tickets.

Isiah Thomas said...

and it looks like upper deck ticks run anywhere from 12$ to 57$.

I paid a 16$ premium per seat to buy face value tickts.

74$ per tix for the playoffs ain't bad, if I can sell 2 I could prob go for free.

Isiah Thomas said...

How does that shit work? A lump sum payment? What if it blows up and grosses a shitload of money and he only got say 10K$?

ben said...

I went to highschool with Tatum's daughter, she was a good basketball player. (scholarship to Cal I think) I met him quite a few times. His answer for why he never apologized "shit happens" He didn't do anything wrong so he wasn't about to make a big apology.

ben said...

"How does that shit work? A lump sum payment? What if it blows up and grosses a shitload of money and he only got say 10K$? "

My guess is that he got a piece of change, he'll get more if they actually make the movie, and then a % of the proceeds if it does well. Which it won't, the story is dumb.

Isiah Thomas said...

that is still some cold hearted shit

Isiah Thomas said...

have a little compassion....or not.

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER LAUGHTER?

Isiah Thomas said...

what's the story? some dorm room team goes on to play in the ncaa tourney?

that doesn't even make sense.

Isiah Thomas said...

I hope he at least wrote in a line from the "coach"....

Coach : *looks depressed, adressing team : "hey someone is plowing my wife....is it one of you guys?"

Isiah Thomas said...

even better :

Coach : "...and I thought I felt bad after the NHL player was plowing my wife....to find out Rasheed is doing her makes me feel worse"

Isiah Thomas said...

was his daughter hot?

or are we talking Mangold-like?

ben said...

his daughter wasn't hot, very butch...she was cool though. She had a little brother that was an amazing athlete but the family moved back near Oakland after she graduated HS and started at Cal.

ben said...

looooong lunch time

Isiah Thomas said...

GIT IN MY BEL-LAY

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Please refrain from using Holly Mangold references.

Regards,

Mgmt.

Isiah Thomas said...

Holley Mangold = Female rev

Isiah Thomas said...

her crotch smell after football practice would be intense.

Isiah Thomas said...

she reminds me of the fat football player in Wildcats.

Isiah Thomas said...

Holley Mangold ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I ate Holly Mangold out after practice once.

Isiah Thomas said...

she could pull the "make wee man disappear" stunt with any regular person.

Isiah Thomas said...

she's prob got dorito crumbs and half eaten snickers stuck in that muff. Not to mention if prob stinks like beef jerky.

Isiah Thomas said...

at least her father doesn't have to worry about guys dogging her out

Isiah Thomas said...

another Mangold Z

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How was that for a "gag the dog" comment?

Isiah Thomas said...

deke that was pretty good.

even thinking about that gives you a gag reflex.

she probably keeps a pint of hagen daas in her uniform.

What a specimen she is.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Enough of the madness.

Isiah Thomas said...

this pic is a winner, it will stay up, unless I can find a pic of Persia.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

that was a Natty Mangolder

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Please no Persia. Not that fat pig. Please?

Isiah Thomas said...

I could see Holley enjoying a pack of hot dogs after a game instead of orange slices like the other kids. And I mean uncooked weenies.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

slackers, all of you.

You should be ashamed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Cold weenies are nasty.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

just like your face.

OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

ToddPacker said...

"dorito crumbs and half eaten snickers"


that's gross

ToddPacker said...

meiz, what was better the cow or mangold?

your paternal parent said...

there is some definite nastiness being thrown around today.. nicely done.

freak, hows the box treatin ya?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Treating me very nice.

I haven't even hooked up xbox live yet.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

"Old Man Winter

Oh, it's supposed to be spring now? I think not. You're postponed due to bitter cold, Tigers and Blue Jays. You're getting snow flurries, Yankee Stadium. And golfers? Better put on another spiffy sweater-vest 'cause it's going to be chilly at Augusta. You want a piece, Al Gore? No, Al, not a piece of cake. I know you want that. I mean of me, Old Man Winter. Yeah, I didn't think so."

your paternal parent said...

gLoBaL WaRmInG!!!!!!!1111!111!

your paternal parent said...

"DETROIT -- Center Pavel Datsyuk has become a key part of the Detroit Red Wings' present. After signing a seven-year contract on Friday, Datsyuk will be a part of the Red Wings' future."

i have the biggest sports boner evar. datsyuk!! effing sweeeet.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

What's this thing "hockey"?

your paternal parent said...

"Team owner Mike Ilitch singled out longtime captain and current team executive Steve Yzerman for his insistence that the Red Wings' management retain Datsyuk."

why-zerman coming up big already. bless you stevie.

Isiah Thomas said...

playoff hockey is always quality

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The cow was infinitely better. Although Mangold's chips and Snickers did fill me up.

thejaywhite said...

got stoned..what i miss

Isiah Thomas said...

I couldn't keep that pic up, it was scaring me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TJW is a non-functional stoner.

ben said...

stale starburst suck ass.

ben said...

that 1st hole at augusta has been nasty this week

ben said...

if freak posts quotes from the AM jump in the afternoon, does that make it the PM jump?

ben said...

the guys on talk radio were talking about hot MS. Olympias from the past....muscly chicks are gross.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

If freak wakes up in the afternoon, is it considered his morning?

ben said...

muscly? muscely? chicks with lots of muscles.

ben said...

This was one of the chicks they were talking about
She's not too bad.

Isiah Thomas said...

morning or afternoon, he still has to kick the guy sleeping next to him out of bed.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

muscly chicks are gross.
3:25 PM

She's not too bad.
3:29 PM

4 minutes sure changes a lot.

ben said...

gross!

Isiah Thomas said...

call me old fashion, but I like me women to have vaginas

ben said...

This is a muscly chick

the other chick was just in good shape.

ToddPacker said...

hong kong phooey?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

gross on both accounts

Isiah Thomas said...

hong kong phooey?

yessir

ben said...

kate beckinsale is sneaky hot

ToddPacker said...

zeke, you're too young to remember hong kong phooey... i loved that show as a little packer

ben said...

You wouldn't hit this?

or this?

or this?

ben said...

hong kong phooey was quality

Isiah Thomas said...

I don't remember too much about HKF except he was a bad mofo.

Isiah Thomas said...

ben....

no

no

no

ben said...

zeke likes the fat chicks...good for you zeke...fat chicks need love too.

ToddPacker said...

no
no
no

chick has man arms

Isiah Thomas said...

look at her face in the 2nd and 3rd pics and tell me that's not a man.....then tilt your head and look at pic 1....

I like fat chicks bc I wouldn't fuck a shemale?

ToddPacker said...

and probably some extra parts below the waist

Isiah Thomas said...

there is some nip slip in pic 1 though

ToddPacker said...

def. man-face

Isiah Thomas said...

this chick is chatting up Linda cohn at the urinal if you smell-lallaalllala-ow, what I'm cookin

ben said...

Fine! this is for Zeke and TP

ToddPacker said...

you suck, ben

Isiah Thomas said...

ben that's just not right.

ben said...

the sad thing is, I think I work with that chick, or one of her species.

ToddPacker said...

i hope that 'hanging out' chick buys the seat next to your season tickets for the broncos

Isiah Thomas said...

I too have a few of those grazing around my office.

Isiah Thomas said...

i hope that 'hanging out' chick buys the seat next to your season tickets for the broncos


aahahahaahhhahahahaha

"what's yur name?"

ToddPacker said...

you can rub here belly for good luck during tight games

ToddPacker said...

*her

Isiah Thomas said...

you'd be covered in her sweat, nacho juice, and melted ice cream by the end of the national anthem.

ToddPacker said...

we have one of those, too..... whole 3rd floor shakes when she meanders to the kitchen

ben said...

I think they'd make her buy 2 seats

ben said...

My seats are between "really really drunk guy"...and "hot chick with different random boyfriend"

Isiah Thomas said...

one of those chicks here I feel legit bad for. But then I see her bringing in fast food for lunch....wth.

Once you get past 3 bills do you just say "fuck it" and roll with it? Or do you try to get it back under a deuce?

ben said...

I think once you get past 3 bills it's fuck it, i'm saving up for gastric bypass.

ben said...

or you call NBC and become the biggest loser.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fatties: "It's not my fault I'm fat. I just have a slow metabolism."

Me: Shut up fat whore. Go for a fucking jog. Or don't eat that 4th hot dog.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hate lard asses that act like people should feel sorry for them.

You have that limp because you eat so fucking much!

"I can't run because it hurts my legs"

Running hurts EVERYONE'S legs, you fat swine!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm avoiding work like the plague. I think it irritates my co-workers. Oh well. This is what I do when they show up late.

ben said...

Entourage chick's nip slip

It's nice.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Show some competence when doing your job. You've been here for 2 1/2 years. Learn how to do the simple fucking tasks you're supposed to be doing.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

..and cue Ben to bust up my Z.

ben said...

Oden may be gone but his defense remains.

ToddPacker said...

oden is old and frail and has zero ncaa championships

ToddPacker said...

meiz don't like the fatties

ToddPacker said...

or his coworkers

ben said...

yes, but oden will make 10 times as much money in his career as any of those gators.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"meiz don't like the fatties or his coworkers"

Fact and Fact.

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