Tuesday, April 24, 2007

ish that needs to be said

games were last night.

this team won, that team lost.

hockeysomethingsomething.

basketballfootballAFLnascarWNBAgolfporncardsgambling.

(tem if you wanna post something in place of this, lemme noe)

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blue said...

maybe tem is working on a 50 scroller

Isiah Thomas said...

ben - summon your inner Cho....they've backed you into a corner, the blood is on their hands...

Isiah Thomas said...

Dal/Van Game 7 was pretty good, exciting 3rd period.

Padre Haterous said...

zeke, i love how tasteless you are (that is definitely a compliment)

blue said...

if i have to listen to another salesman explain the benefits of visco foam vs latex foam...i will start randomly shooting mattress salesmen

Padre Haterous said...

yeah score got ballooned, good shit though

Isiah Thomas said...

*let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor

blue said...

I need a beach lifestyle

blue said...

for me to poop on!

Isiah Thomas said...

I wonder if kim jong il will be back today, he was fired up yesterday.

ToddPacker said...

kji = spiff?

ToddPacker said...

what happen to tem?

blue said...

yeah, spiff was kim

jugdish said...

"zeke, i love how tasteless you are (that is definitely a compliment)"

I think when this is all over the two of you should get an apartment together.

blue said...

tem got pooped on

ToddPacker said...

late lunch meeting today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How's this?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Or this?

blue said...

eh

Isiah Thomas said...

all blocked

Isiah Thomas said...

Now starting at Middle Linebacker....Kelly Clarkson!

El Padrino said...

since you've been gone!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

are we sure laila ali is a woman?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Is Triumph gay?

Isiah Thomas said...

Yelstin...RIP

Halberstam...RIP

who will be the third wheel here?

El Padrino said...

carrot top

El Padrino said...

triumph the dog?

Isiah Thomas said...

carrot top

we can only hope and pray

El Padrino said...

and why can't we just let go of the Tillman thing?

wtf

El Padrino said...

uncle junior is funny

blue said...

I want one of those carrado soprano autographed pictures

Lou said...

Britney

is

Back

Yeaaa!!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

ep - I was thinking the same thing with Tillman. Its a tragic story - as far as the cover-up is concerned.

I'm not sure what else the family wants, maybe they'll be satisfied once people are fired or locked up.

Tillman = God here in Phx.

blue said...

now she just needs to grow some hair so she doesn't have to wear hat-wigs anymore.

Isiah Thomas said...

I saw those britney pictures earlier this morning and yes, she is definitely on the right track.

I hope she has a failed comeback attempt which leads directly to a playboy spread.

Isiah Thomas said...

and where is the sex tape for fucks sake?

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd love to skeet on Britney's dome piece.

Lou said...

i think the sex tapes come after her failed comback and pending playboy spread.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'd love to skeet on Britney's dome piece."

Makes Deke giggle.

Kim Jong Il said...

rihanna has a forehead like a north korean tank

El Padrino said...

she's a shoo-in for both

El Padrino said...

Alba's panty covered heinie

El Padrino said...

halle berry thong booty

El Padrino said...

big tits still on Simpson

El Padrino said...

that's a celeb ZZZZZZ

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Corbin= used car salesman. Does anybody even dispute that?

Kim Jong Il said...

yea, he's offering a rimited extended warranty with each trade offer

El Padrino said...

and the free car mats

Isiah Thomas said...

don't get the undercoating though - its a ripoff.

El Padrino said...

sorry i dont like toalking to you while I'm pissing at the urinal

next time i'll make myself more clear when I "stumble" and pee on your ankle.

fuckface

Padre Haterous said...

urinhate?

Padre Haterous said...

i just to a crop-dusting lap. wallow in my stench of shame, loser who finds it.

quote from SG chat: A-Rod is like pollen -- you can always count on him to make an impact in April in May.

probably written by Kimmel (if he really knows him), but funny nonetheless.

El Padrino said...

no way he wrote that, it's clever

El Padrino said...

yum yum post something i need a laugh

Padre Haterous said...

in the rare chance that he actually did, it def. wasnt a spur of the moment 'oh im funny in a chat' type comment.

he'd been dying to throw that out for weeks.

ebntx said...

zeke, i guess the good news about captain barbosa winning the 6th man is you will prob be able to buy his jersey now.

bad news is so will everyone else.

but we know you have been with him all along.

El Padrino said...

my wife put onions in my taco meat

ima stab her

El Padrino said...

el pad no like to eat onions

Isiah Thomas said...

I hear you EB, of the few souvenir stands I saw at the arena I only saw Marion, Stat and Nash jerseys.

LB is still my boy.

Isiah Thomas said...

SG had another rehearsed line in his chat that was pretty good and stuck out as "someone else wrote that for him"

Isiah Thomas said...

I thought onions were like apples for I-talians?

Isiah Thomas said...

top row, upper deck, behind the hoop seats just went on ebay for $9.99. Gonna have to scoop em up.

El Padrino said...

i like to cook with them but just dont like to eat them for some reason

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"my wife put onions in my taco meat"

What the fuck is wrong with her?

Pregnant women cannot be trusted.

Isiah Thomas said...

you can't pass up trying to get $9.99 playoff tix right? even behind the hoop in the upper deck in the last row?

all my boyz are flaking on me. wtf.

I'll go by myself IDGAF.

Isiah Thomas said...

if she used a seasoning package - usually those have dehydrated onions in them already.

blue said...

Zeke-
the top rows in the upper deck here retailed for $12

Isiah Thomas said...

nbastore.com sells a pink steve nash jersey, and some jersey with a picture of nash on it....BUT NO LB JERSEY...WTF?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i like to cook with them but just dont like to eat them for some reason"

I'm the same way.

El Padrino said...

zeke if i lived near AZ i'd go

any excuse to get out of the house and drink with a sporting event involved

Isiah Thomas said...

they're probably the same here right now they're $9.99 for 2 tix....

El Padrino said...

true deke

but neither can non-pregnant women

El Padrino said...

no seasoning pack zeke
she bamboozled me

she'll pay

El Padrino said...

yum yum post something you sperm bank

El Padrino said...

if anyone cares i'm working on rangers game 3 tickets

and monday i scored met tix, yipeee

El Padrino said...

i should complete the tri-fecta and try to obtain net tix but i just remembered i hate the nets and jason kidd's kid scares me

blue said...

i'm still up in the air about game 6 tickets for the mcnuggets...i bought them 2 years ago after they beat SA in game one, and never got to use them (refunded), but i'm thinking of saving the money just in case they beat SA, then I can go seem them play the suns.

Isiah Thomas said...

If I can't get the cheap tix on ebay its worth a drive down there to see if I can scalp some cheap seats.

I'm feening for playoff tix.

I Love This Game!

yum-yum iluv cum! said...

"yum yum post something you sperm bank"

I thought I was a cum oven, make up your mind.

El Padrino said...

aahhhhh, my day can continue....

blue said...

where the heck has freak been?

Isiah Thomas said...

game 6 could be a closeout game. I'd go for it.

Games 3 and 4 next round will just be parts of a sweep.

El Padrino said...

zeke how far away from phoe. are u?

blue said...

it's snowing here, this is ridiculous....screw you Al Gore

blue said...

maybe i'll do the $12 seats for game 6.

El Padrino said...

snowing!

hahahahahahahhahahaha

loser

El Padrino said...

and for the record sheryl crow needs a psych. exam

one square(TP) per bathroom trip?

um yeah, then WWRD?
(what would rev do)

Isiah Thomas said...

from the downtown area I live about 20-30 mins away via the freeway.

my work is only 15-20 mins though.

Isiah Thomas said...

1 square per trip?

huh?

but she's pretty small and prob eats only "organic" type food - so she prob has little rabbit pellets come out.

If she was rocking cheesesteaks with a glass of velveeta like rev she'd be fucked.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd say rev "breaks paper" at least 2 or 3 times per week.

During football season I'd put the o/u closer to 5.

Lou said...

WTH

El Padrino said...

she's retarded and that over/under is about right

Lou said...

We should bomb them!!

Mills said...

On keeper league question that needs immediate attention.

Keeper league.

Would you trade
Grady Sizemore and Oliver Perez
for
Delmon Young, Upton, and Colon?

Bomb Iran! said...

Hit The Little Red Button!!!

whocares said...

That Iranian chick is pretty hot. It's a shame that she's all covered up...

El Padrino said...

bomb bomb bomb bombbombbombbomb

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd trade mills for an illtempered goat.

El Padrino said...

hahahaha

Mills said...

that was just mean mat. plain hurtful really.

El Padrino said...

"DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT'... "

this is a headline on Drudge

El Padrino said...

"Captain America Arrested After Assaulting Woman With Burrito... "

and this one too which is funny cuz i was home all last night
really, it wasn't me

Isiah Thomas said...

it was more snarky than anything jean paul

El Padrino said...

Great Times article on Vegas baby

El Padrino said...

PAY THAIT MAN IZ MONEEY

El Padrino said...

LAYS DOWN MONSTER. THE FUCK DID YOU LAY THAT DOWN!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like KGB

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

its like I got my plate, my knife, my fork, A1....

Mills said...

celts are cutting bassy loose after his latest handgun incident.

Isiah Thomas said...

the celts traded a first round pick that turned out to be brandon roy for telfair right?

El Padrino said...

what ben was sayin the other day, the 4 year old who got absolutely crushed

blue said...

according to the guy who smashed that little kid, his facemask dug straight into his forehead.

El Padrino said...

i need new kicks

blue said...

the marc stein chat had a question from Bazzy (Knoxville)

Isiah Thomas said...

Bill submitted that question, he's trying to throw us off his trail.

Nice try bill, we see right through that.

blue said...

Looks like Tony Romo got some country lovin that is unless he fumbled the snap.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

KGB, the 400 dollar gators ain't good enough?

Padre Haterous said...

tony romo is too shiny (in general).

El Padrino said...

nah, im talking sneaks

blue said...

i've got to get a new pair of running shoes

Padre Haterous said...

watched van wilder (rise of Taj) last night.


it.
sucked.
really.
hard.

(but thanks for the couple of breasticle shots, even though it gave the flick very very little redemption.)

whocares said...

Does KGB rock white sneaks or colored?


My gut tells me that they have to be reeeeeeeely white for KGB to wear them.

Isiah Thomas said...

FH/Tem...fyi

I don't want to say it's 100 percent certain, but it's more than likely the Detroit Lions aren't keeping the second pick. They are going to trade down with a team that wants to take Johnson. The team you keep hearing that wants Johnson is the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, which has the fourth overall pick and two second-round picks. If the Bucs and Lions make a deal, the Lions would trade down and take Clemson defensive end Gaines Adams with the fourth pick, then use their second-round pick (34th overall) to take Stanford quarterback Trent Edwards.

-Kiper

ToddPacker said...

no word on tem?

El Padrino said...

white on white

we call it "crispy"

El Padrino said...

tem fell and broke his hip

ToddPacker said...

"tem fell and broke his hip"


maybe his elder lunch buddies got him

Isiah Thomas said...

speaking of bres-a-sis....

I needs to see Rev Run's oldest daughter's hooters.

Those things look big.

I'm talking BRUUUUUMMMMMMSKI nice.

Padre Haterous said...

as long as i dont have to see the medicine woman in a blue jersey, IDGAF who they take.

El Padrino said...

word on rev run's daughter

and the middle one while not big breasted is very nice

Isiah Thomas said...

they're def built for speed

blue said...

the word out hear is that Rosenhaus, CJ's agent, is saying that CJ will end up a Buc or a Bronco...I have no idea how Denver could get up that high, but Rosenhaus seems to think so....Next Question!

blue said...

rev run's daughter?

please advise.

blue said...

I need a picture to determine validity of said argument

El Padrino said...

watch mtv

El Padrino said...

WHY NOT US?

"With just 33 more losses -- a figure, at this rate, they'll reach by June -- the Philadelphia Phillies will become the first professional sports franchise to reach the sainted total of 10,000 losses. Somehow, it seems fitting that the milestone will be reached by a Philadelphia franchise. They have certainly earned it."

yum-yum iluv cum! said...

Poor Rev, he barely even posts on here any more and yet people still love to rag on his teams.

On second thought, it's Philly, they deserve it. :-)

El Padrino said...

atta girl!

blue said...

philly smells of swiss cheese

Padre Haterous said...

rev, drop tyson baby, heres your
new pic
.

Padre Haterous said...

and if it was acceptable to display in a work setting, i would be working on a photoshopped "Philly" complete with nutsack hanging on it.

El Padrino said...

hahaha

ha

Padre Haterous said...

maybe zeek can MS us one.

blue said...

deeeeeeeeeeeeeez nutzzzzz

Kim Jong Il said...

wourd anyone be angry if i dropped a nuke on phirry? my button pushing finger is getting rearry itchy

blue said...

philly is a great town.....

For me to poop on!

blue said...

kim-
your country would have to figure out how to make the missiles fly further then 3 miles

Kim Jong Il said...

oh they can fry, you just watch

blue said...

fry huh? like deep fried or pan fried?

Kim Jong Il said...

don't be ridicurous

yum-yum iluv cum! said...

Why is it that the saying "R" instead of "L" Kim joke never gets old?

yum-yum iluv cum! said...

Probably because we're all stereotyping racists. :-)

blue said...

it's kind of like ron ron and his ask ron ron column...some things stand the test of time.

El Padrino said...

nappy headed ho's

Isiah Thomas said...

would the sac go on the eagles chin or below "sucks"

blue said...

yeah, racism is always funny

Kim Jong Il said...

right on the beak

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kim, is the best pseudo personality on LoV. Keep him alive, if just for a few hours a day.

Kim Jong Il said...

the beak would be smothered in barsack

blue said...

light on the beak?

El Padrino said...

beak it

blue said...

the latest ask ron-ron article

blue said...

Ron-Ron, who are your Top 3 celebrity females?
– Marcus A.

There’s a girl, what’s her name? Lisa Ling. She’s just the total package. Celine Dion and Whitney Houston have the same type of style, but one’s Black and one’s White.

ToddPacker said...

"barsack"

funny

Padre Haterous said...

beth, i laughed loudly at that. i even got the minute-later-delay laugh. thank you.

Isiah Thomas said...

As requested....Philly does suck

Padre Haterous said...

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

El Padrino said...

this is your greatest ms paint work ever

my god you are michaelangelo

blue said...

but where is the light?

Padre Haterous said...

zeek is slightly more ninja than renaissance man.

Padre Haterous said...

the right?

blue said...

i'm so confused

blue said...

damn you kim and your tricky words

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd hope it'd be an 95/5 split on ninja/renaissance man.

ToddPacker said...

nice work, zeke....

El Padrino said...

i'm going to cut my nails at my desk because i'm a dirtbag

El Padrino said...

serious though did someone file a missing persons report for TEM ?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That's almost as good as yum-yum's valentine.

ToddPacker said...

yum yum is a funny name... i didn't think 'tables' could be beat

El Padrino said...

so who's playing Tillman in the inevitable movie coming out in 2009?

blue said...

I think tem may have been kidnapped in columbus, or died tragically in a couch fire.

whocares said...

Pat Tillman would be played by the guy who was Parkman (the asshole catcher) in Major League 2.


That's my guess.

ToddPacker said...

i can't think of any tillman look-a-like celebs....

blue said...

mark wahlberg will play Tillman, because..well just because

El Padrino said...

what about that homo from dawsons creek who played the qb in varsity blues?

ToddPacker said...

good one, wc... he does look a little like tillman, but i gotta think he's too old for the role

blue said...

the kid on friday night lights that plays riggins would make a good tillman

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like the old pic of blue.

ToddPacker said...

van der beek?

El Padrino said...

Yahtzee!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

John Cena.

El Padrino said...

dont know too many white chinese looking actors

sorry

ebntx said...

and id like to dedicate that shit to sheryl crow.

id like to invite her and her one square to try and wipe my ass after that one.

blue said...

Riggins

El Padrino said...

vin diesel or the rock will end up doing it

ToddPacker said...

yea the new pic of blue looks a little like an ape

El Padrino said...

alot like an ape


BRING BLUE BACK!!!!!!

blue said...

back by popular (deke) demand

El Padrino said...

YOUR MY BOY BLUE!

ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WWWIIINNNDDD!!!!

blue said...

Rev, mvn, and now tem have all gone to that little LOV in the sky

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