Friday, April 13, 2007

She was smiling at how money I am, baby.

A sports tablet

10 years. It feels nice to get that first one. But I know it takes three more. No celebrating yet.
Rangers, Wings, Sabs, Devils all grab Game one.

The WHY NOT US campaign is back.
Nats beat Braves, hey it can happen. (Nats happen- new slogan)
Did Zumaya hit 102 on the gun or was I dreaming?
Anyone see the bonehead Devil Rays throw away a chance to win last night?
This poor kid in KC, the expectations are just too high.
Kobe nets 50 in a loss, what else is new.
Cavs get home court for round one as they thump the Nets.
Draft talk starting to heat up, seems like Oakland still is going with Russell.

News, Notes, I'm Ron Burgundy?
Is it fair to compare Martin Broduer to Mariano Rivera?

Steven A. Smith is a tool.

Stuart Scott says the "N" word is a term of endearment for some black people but whites are still not allowed to say it.

I can't say I'm done with the Imus thing but for right now, I am. He did however meet with the team anyway.

MVP race talk heating up as we come to an end of the NBA season, my vote goes to Nash.

It's Jackie Robinson weekend and for me presonally I can't get enough of that highlight of him stealing home and Yogi going nuts cuz he thought he was out.

I'm pretty sure that's all I got today.

Hi Bill, remember I'm Harry L. from LA and if you take it more than once then use Conchar B from ND. Thanks in advance you whore.

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Lou said...

Super Models

Lou said...

Now that I have the top spot, I will find a picture that will make LOV happy.

Lou said...

One that we cann all rejoice in.

Lou said...

One that will the sun seem a little brighter.

El Padrino said...

yesterday was funny

this pic is funny too

Lou said...

and here it is

Lou said...

So EP, if Beth wins she mentioned you putting a picture of your "real" self up. I think if you win, you should make her put a bikini pic up.

No, it's not embarrassing or humiliating, but it would be cool

your paternal parent said...

beth obviously missed the EP to Green Bay photos from months ago..

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

Hi.

Nice picture.

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

el pad, that pic does not show up for me. please advise.

El Padrino said...

oh yea

El Padrino said...

i was referring to steve's van damme pic before he put up the beaut.

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

yes i am very pleased with the pic i see every time i refresh screen.

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

Van Damme pic was great.


MATTE!

ebntx said...

not matte

kumite

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

Scoop be chattin today on WWL.

I wonder what he will talk about.

Beth82678 said...

Actually, the winner not just chooses the pic but has to SUPPLY the pic, so nice try Lou/Steve. :-)

And I think a real pic of ElP would satisfy my curiousity but wouldn't be as much fun. Right now I'm thinking about maybe a pic of kod for ElP...

Of course the Thrashers have to play better than last night for me to even have a choice.

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

Kumite was the name for the whole tournament.


Matte was what he made Tong Po say that ended the fight.

Saying Matte = tapping out.

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

"maybe a pic of kod for ElP"

and suddenly I started rooting for the Thrashers. At least until el pad says what his Beth pic would be and I change my mind.

ebntx said...

ok got it

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

I have just realized that I know far too much about Van Damme movies.

El Padrino said...

a kod pic would be devastating
especailly since im homophobic

El Padrino said...

beth your evil

El Padrino said...

figures though since your a women (we think)

ToddPacker said...

i’m confused? ....and tired of tps

Lou said...

kod pic would be a blow, but the question is.

Why does Beth have a Kod pic?

El Padrino said...

good game though, the 2-0 lead was quite nerve racking

Beth82678 said...

Spiff linked to kod's yahoo profile the other day which had his pic on it. Try to keep up Lou. :-)

El Padrino said...

swingers?

are you a swinger too beth?

man you got fossils in your closet not skeletons

El Padrino said...

i have no clue what ima do if i win

Lou said...

ahh, is Kod the most linked too LOVr?

That's disturbing.

Beth82678 said...

And on a random note since I'm the only one on LOV who can say this without sounding gay (although I'm guessing many of you feel the same way), I have to admit I miss Rev being around.

bro bubble said...

I cant figure out how to get my profile back. I might be stuck with bb from here on out.


Bad times...

Mills said...

who is lou?

Lou said...

I'm fucking lou!

Lou said...

Read the sign in front of the tavern damit!

whocares said...

testing...

Mills said...

can't believe crawford's baserunning blunder last night. that is junior high there.

whocares said...

I'm a genius.

ben said...

I'm glad to see that my idea of taking on of the names that SG granted to you guys has gone over well

whocares said...

Or maybe borderline retarded. Not sure which.


I will advise.

whocares said...

Where is my picture?

Mills said...

Meiz

Sheets v. Reyes tonight. I likes it. You have the upperhand in pitching ability, but Reyes is a gamer.

Cards are due to win a couple at home, right? (we can't start out 0-4 at home). This is not your time young brew crew.

El Hombre will awake from his slumber.

Mills said...

Whitlock is on Cowherd right now...

ben said...

and one more short temrant about Kod...

I don't care if he takes shots at me, or makes fun of me...he can do that all he wants, i'll even be an adult about it....but you don't fuck with a man's wife/gf/fiance/bff...whatever.

And i'm not voting on whether he should stay or go because there's no reason...if you want to stay, stay. If you want to go, go. Don't put that shit on us.

Mills said...

i am loving whitlock...

Lou said...

"but you don't fuck with a man's wife/gf/fiance/bff...whatever"

is Kod messing around with some dude's old lady?

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

Did you just use the term "bff"?

Beth82678 said...

Ben, I totally agree with both parts of your temrant about Kod, for what it's worth.

Lou said...

what's BFF?

Lou said...

"i'll even be an adult about it"

Ben, that's not the way of LOV.

Beth82678 said...

Lou,

Kod took a shot at ben's wife's appearance, called her "chunky" if I remember right (which she isn't).

And bff = best friends forever.

ben said...

bff is some abbreviation for lesbian lover i think

El Padrino said...

clarity please

Lou said...

Ahh, then I agree. That is wrong.

I remember having to change my name to "I Have Man Boobs" when I made a joke about Mrs. Rev's boobs.

ben said...

yeah, kod decided to call my wife chubby, which I took offense to...and it's pretty hard to offend me.

whocares said...

Ben's wife = Beth would be her slave any day.

Lou said...

that's hot

whocares said...

Work is not going well this morning.


It's actually not going at all.


Me and TPS have decided to "see other people".

ben said...

well if beth is ever in denver.....

Mills said...

when was ben's wife seen?

and seriously. who is lou. tp?

Lou said...

Ben

You probably shouldn't get offended by a guy's opinion of a woman when said guy smokes pole.

I think that removes all credibility.

Mills said...

gauging by first post, as always.

El Padrino said...

kod's not even human
dont let him offend you

Mills said...

actually -- since they are unbiased (they = gay guys), then I would think their poinion carries more weight.

but in reality, kod isn't fully gay. he just needs some loving from anything alive (i assume alive) sometimes.

Mills said...

Me and TPS have decided to "see other people".

that got a good laugh from me. which sucks, cuz then the lady at the copier probably knows i am not doing real work.

El Padrino said...

good to see WC back
not sure how i felt about bro bubble

ToddPacker said...

"and seriously. who is lou. tp? "


no, it's not me.... tps has me in a strangle hold.... i can't catch up on the last 3 days of the lov.... i need a quick recap...

ToddPacker said...

is kod going crazy again?

Mills said...

who is bro bubble?

ToddPacker said...

what's the ep/beth bet?

Mills said...

In 1969, when Major League Baseball celebrated the 100th anniversary of professional baseball, Joe DiMaggio was voted the "Greatest Living Player." Rightly or wrongly, the Yankee Clipper maintained that title until his death in 1999. In fact, Joe D. became so obsessed with it, he demanded to be announced as the "Greatest Living Player" when appearing in public.

WTF? Who makes people announce them as the Greatest Living Player ever?

ToddPacker said...

is rev alive?

Mills said...

TOP TEN IN OPS+
LIVING PLAYERS ONLY
1. Bonds 182
2. Albert Pujols 171
3. McGwire 163
4. Thomas 160
5. Musial 159
6. Ramirez 157
T7. Dick Allen 156
T7. Mays 156
9. Aaron 155
10. Robinson 154


Cardinals taking 3 of top 5 spots.... Nice.

ToddPacker said...

i guess i'll have to catch up this weekend... back to the tps...

back on monday... hopefully

Mills said...

i don't like new names and stuff.

El Padrino said...

poor tp
someone send him troops

El Padrino said...

lou = steve

bro bubble = whocares

ben said...

mcgwire is not a cardinal, he's an A

Lou said...

Lou = Steve

and I haven't FULLY decided yet, but I may stick with it. I feel like a Lou.

Mills said...

rev is (over)studying. these exams can't be that hard to pass that he needs to study and freak out as much as he appears to be (via his blog)

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

tps is now dating tp.

wc is off the hook.

Mills said...

mcgwire is not a cardinal, he's an A

when you picture mac, you picture him hitting 70 in a cards uni, and spooning sammy sosa.

he is a cardinal.

ben said...

sounds like TPS is more then dating mr. TP

ben said...

dude played 4 years in St. Louis...Mcgwire is an A...

whocares said...

"tps is now dating tp."




Wow. I......I'm stunned. I mean, I knew we talked about seeing other people, but I didnt know TPS would move on so soon.

Slut.

ben said...

when i picture mcgwire, i see him sitting in a courtroom crying and not there to "talk about the past

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

good use of italics.

whocares said...

When I picture Mac I see him with an oversized bat dressed in the Blues Brothers outfit leaned up against a mid-80's police cruiser with Canseco.

ben said...

I think i have dog poop on my shoe today...or i stink really bad.

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

wc is crushed. this is a very special episode of LOV.

TPS moves on from wc. Will wc find out the truth that TPS was two timing him all along??

Will TPS recover from the spur it felt when Brandon from Wilmington, N.C. told her to fuck off??

Mills said...

out for a bit. lates.

ben said...

pre-sale for mcnuggets playoff tickets are this morning at 10, hopefully I get decent seats.

ben said...

Don Imus should apologize to the NJ governor.

whocares said...

I'd go 20 pack on the McNuggets. And pay the additional for the spicy mustard.

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

Don Imus should apologize to me.

Some lady in the office today is talking about all of this like it just happened. She doesn't understand that if I actually ever did care that the moment passed and she missed it.

El Padrino said...

the tps story is riveting

whocares said...

TPS is a dirty little vixen.

We are seeing other people right now, but she'll come crawling back on Monday. I have no doubt about that.

ebntx said...

"We are seeing other people right now, but she'll come crawling back on Monday."

after a whole weekend of gangbangs. then back to you.

whocares said...

That smell washes right off though.

El Padrino said...

protect yourself wc

tps's cant be trusted

El Padrino said...

by the way "Happy Friday" is not a salutation you wilderbeast

ben said...

I never saw this on GI Joe

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

"Both species can find mines and swimmers in murky waters. Working in unison, the dolphins are trained to drop a flashing light by the target, while sea lions can attach a tether to it."


So umm, if a terrorist is swimming onto our shores a sea lion is going to tie him/her up??

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

Conchar B from ND has a nice ring to it.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

EP - good to see you've seen the light with Nash/MVP. He won't win but of the last 3 seasons he's having his best one this year.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

God Of War II has the Meiz staight up stressin at night. I'm not so sure that I won't get a complaint for all the yelling and swearing at 11:30 at night. Oh well, fuck 'em.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bazzy from K-Ville,

Is this a game?

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

Judge Joe Brown made a ruling in the case of Chubby vs Dick in the ass.

ben said...

"So umm, if a terrorist is swimming onto our shores a sea lion is going to tie him/her up??"

I think i've seen this in flipper or on cartoons, the animals can swim so fast that they just encircle the person with a rope so they are tied up.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

woo woo

This is NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

Well yeah the dolphins could, but sea lions can too?

Wow. Don't fuck with sea lions, those sumbitches will tie you up.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

today is Friday the 13th, someone here will die.

*looking in weazy or kod's direction.

El Padrino said...

oh nash deserves it this year too
nad barkley says something even remotely racis i will have his ass fired

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

what do you mean the dolphins don't have frickin lasers?

ben said...

underdog!!

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

oh shit, 3 minutes past early bird.

2 days in a row, I'm going to get fired.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

wc - tps will prob be in and out of rehabe twice in the next week. When she shaves her head you have to draw the line and move on for good.

When it goes from "in love" with TPS to just "like like" the parties over.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

and if you didn't watch the vid-ye-o that keith linked to last night you're missing out.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

and the Lakers absolutely COLLAPSED last night. I mean "fallen and I can't get up" type collapse.

Mills said...

stop fagging out on me zeke. your shtik is old and tiresome.

what? what is that I hear? your butt-buddy el p coming to your defense?

he didn't have to come very far -- just had to get up off his knees and zip up your pants.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

C. Vivian Stringer, the team's coach, spoke briefly on the mansion's steps.



"We had a very productive meeting," she said. "We were able to really dialogue. ... Hopefully, we can put all of this behind us."


"able to really dialogue"?

W-T-F.

Spaceman Spiff said...

from this angle, you look just like dizzy gillespie

Mills said...

but i do agree. nash = mvp this year. but they will pull the old jordan, let's give it to somebody else thing.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

"An apology is appropriate for an insult," he said, "but restitution is necessary for an injury."

restitution? injury?

This is from the coach's pastor. Why is he even involved?

I'm telling you the lawsuit will be filed against Imus next week.

restitution?

Mills said...

elp -- it is ok for black people to be racist. just not white people. you didn't get the memo? i thought the black president sent it out this week?

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

ahahahahhah weazy ahahahaahahahah

you've got nothing for me at this point.

Mills said...

any lawyer that signs his name to any lawsuit against imus deserves to be disbarred. i am dead serious.

ben said...

what time does scoop chat today?

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

scoop is 1PM EST

Spaceman Spiff said...

its ok for everyone to be racist, just not in public

El Padrino said...

weazy i dont know what your talking about but it's friday and i'm a little winded from beatin down one homo im not in the mood for another

maybe next time

ben said...

i was totally lost by that comment

Mills said...

"Being locked out of your fantasy league is like having a day at the ball park rained out," said Greg DeForest, Yahoo! Sports fantasy executive producer. "All disenfranchised players are welcome at Yahoo! Sports where they won't experience a lockout-shortened season because our retroactive tool ensures fantasy league scoring will include all the action from opening day."
Again, we've never understood why anyone would have used ESPN's fantasy game in the first place --



NICE.

Mills said...

there is a song from the musical "avenue q" called "everybody is a little bit racist" -- it is funny shit.

whocares said...

Mills comes out swinging this morning.


Simmer down kod, not that kind of swinging.

Mills said...

"just retaliation" wc.

keeping things consistent for our members here at LOV. cuz that is what we are all about. consistency.

ben said...

i have absolutely no idea what is going on

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

well one good thing about this ESPN fuck up is that I just got an email saying they're giving everyone 6 free months of Insider.

El Padrino said...

Nappy headed ho merch

ben said...

I want 6 free months of insider.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

ben let me fill you in

mills = weasel

Mills said...

well one good thing about this ESPN fuck up is that I just got an email saying they're giving everyone 6 free months of Insider.

seriously? how did i get in on that? it seems like everything is on insider now. i really want gammons' and olneys' blogs.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

Insider = no weasels allowed.

Sorry buddy.

ben said...

i wonder if the military could use weasels like they use those dolphins.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

weasels could be our form of suicide bombers.

Step up to the plate mills.

Ax not what your country can do for you, but how you can blow yourself up for our country.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just feel like a lot of the weasy attacks are unwarranted. Unlike the shots taken at a certain other short-stack. Am I alone on that one?

ben said...

got lower level seats behind the basket for games 3&4

ben said...

I'd have to say that I agree with Deke. Mills/weazy has probably served his time for his indescretions.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

once a weasel always a weasel.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

ben what's the face value of those tix?

ben said...

$70/piece plus then all those crappy ticketmaster charges.

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice backhander by yahoo

ben said...

I hate sitting behind the basket though

El Padrino said...

deke i believe he insinuated that i performed fellatio on zeke.

and i will not stand for that

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah, we all know that but, big deal. He's over it. Bringin' up the same old shit sounds a little like our vertically challenged night-time friend. Just sayin'.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

well we know weazy doesn't stand for it, he's probably kneeling when he does it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

whitlock on the herd right now, keepin it realz

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

this started when I hoped Friday the 13th would take out weazy.

That's new.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Okay, I remember the fellatious comment. You can fire away on that.

ben said...

these bowls are racist

whocares said...

I'm with Deke on the weazy situation.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"this started when I hoped Friday the 13th would take out weazy."

I thought that was funny and not mean-spirited.

I don't want to come across as defending him, though. He's a lawyer. He can do it himself.

whocares said...

I am really growing a deep hatred of this new blogger.

It's killing my mojo.

whocares said...

And lou, mad props on the EL pic, but she looks all smushed up in the picture. Is there any way to extend the length about a quarter inch?

your paternal parent said...

people are getting too sensitive and touchy around here.

gather round bitches, we're gonna have a group hug just to clear the air..

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

that's eva longoria?

looks like some other nappy headed ho.

whocares said...

Agreed YPP.

Keith S said...

Evangeline Lilly from Lost

whocares said...

EL = Evangeline Lilly.

whocares said...

I am in no mood to have my own original thoughts, so I'm just agreeing with everyone.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

good call on EL.

ben said...

If i have to hear one more person in my office mention that it's Friday the 13th, i'm gonna go all Jason on them

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Okay, I'm done.

El Padrino said...

i wanna cum on her stomach

ben said...

new SG...but if you DGAF about the celtics, then it's not worth a read.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

I did a quick scroll by of SG's latest. That is a long column to have just on the celtics.

Bill - no one cares about the Celts, not even their fans.

Move on. All the stuff going on and he writes about the sorry ass celts.

Mills said...

EL dates a hobbit. true story.

Mills said...

meiz -- did you go to any of the indians games there? 10 bucks every seat is huuuge.

ben said...

tonight is the final NBA game in OKC for the hornets...lots of tears will be shed.

El Padrino said...

meiz is poor
he doesnt even have pants

Tha Realest N*gga said...

fuck yall, all yall.

ben said...

Imus's show brought in roughly 20M$ in revenue a year from ads for CBS/MSNBC combined.

Tha Realest N*gga said...

if cbs was so morally offended by all this, they shoudlve fired him the next day b/c it was the right thing to do.

but like we all know.. its about dat hustle. git dat pay-pa', beeyaaaaaatch!

Joey Lawrence's Brother said...

i like me, even if my family doesnt.

Lou said...

wc, she does look kinda fat. Let me see Lou can do.

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

wha?

Gustavo "Gus" Dominguez said...


convict... me??


i help you make $$!

Gustavo Dominguez said...
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El Padrino said...

wow bill lost it

wrote 1200000 words on the celts

ben said...

scoop jackson speaks the truth...or something in 2 minutes.

Lou said...

a little better

Gustavo Dominguez said...

the other day jay mariotti said that felix hernandez (SEA) might be "one of the best pitchers of our generation".

hmm..

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C. running diary of SG article:

SG talks Celtics. Says Celtics suck.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm so confused.

Conference is going well. Bored out of my skull.

The company that I'm covering.

Hopefully when I read the comments, this all will be explained...but no time for that now.

Bazzy from Knoxville said...

Here are Brotha Al's words on the Duke rape case as it was going down.

SHARPTON: But I think that all of the facts that you have laid out the DA had — and I know this DA is probably not one that is crazy. He would not have proceeded if he did not feel that he could convict. So it tells me that all of what you said is either not true or he has convincing evidence that would certainly knock that out and no one is not letting him proceed. You know, a lot of those community leaders down there, pro and con, wanted a lot of people to come in. I know for a fact asked Jesse Jackson to come, we said we don't want to be (INAUDIBLE)...

Gustavo Dominguez said...

i just read freaks link and now i wanna slit my throat.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Didn't check my link.

There.

Gustavo Dominguez said...

i found another pic of kod, its posted under my wednesday post.

youve been advised.

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C said...

Brandon from Wilmington, N.C. running diary of SG article:

1:02 - SG talks Celtics. I'm glad to see he is reaching out and tackling new topics.

1:03 - SG tries to Letterman top 10 reasons Doc should come back...fails miserably.

1:07 - SG shoots back at something Bob Ryan said. IDGAF about Bob Ryan. He is a tool.

1:08 - Talks about D. Ainge a bit. Not sure what his point was.

1:09 - 2nd reference to Green Kool-Aid. I guess he likes this phrase.

1:10 - SG talks about some old Celtics game where he can be seen in the crowd. WTF? Why the fuck does he think anyone cares about this? I guess his point is that it brought back memories of the better Celtics team....Umm, dipshit, you could have just written "remember when the Celtics were good?" I think that would have covered your point.

1:11 - SG tries to end the article on some sort of touching note. I think he forgot that this article was written with his SG personna and not his SH personna.

If anyone knows J-Bug, T-Boz, Rowlf, Blade, or any of the other SG friends (who I obviously forgot the names of) they should have them kick the SG in the nuts.

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