Sunday, April 22, 2007

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated

I mentioned before that every now and then, I may throw up a weekend column just because I feel like it. Well, I feel like it.

This may not get any comments at all. It is Sunday after all. I wouldn't expect a ton of comments on it. No, I'm just writing it because I still care. It's still real to me, dammit!

So anyway, I'll start off by saying I really miss LOV during the day. I'm finding that it's hell to catch up on comments after 6pm. So I find myself skimming through looking for the word "Rev" to pop up. And to my surprise, I find that it still pops up often.

Admit it... you all miss my big fat ass!

I did enjoy Tem going out and finding sample questions from the Series 6 in my honor a couple of days ago. And I especially enjoyed the fact that the Weasel got most of them wrong. Overstudy, my ass!

I also enjoy the fact that it seems like many of you are following the Phillies just because you know it's pissing me off as they lose game after game. Why not us? Well, we're up to at least 7 answers to that question now. No, I'm not happy with them. But maybe... if last night's game is an indication, maybe they'll be OK. 15 K's from Hamels and dropping a triple play on the Reds is pretty damn sweet. I need some hope, dammit!

Good to see Tyler step up to the plate and do the guest column on the NBA playoffs. And good to see that someone else is capable of a 19 scroller.

I got nothing else right now. I'm going downstairs to have some banana pancakes and start studying for the day. Second test is Thursday, after all.

Peace, bitchcakes!


blue said...

it's weird to read something from a want to believe it's real, but then you don't want all your friends to make fun of you

blue said...

9 minutes to go in the Wiz/cavs game...i keep hoping Agent 0 rips off his suit and comes out onto the court, saying it was all a joke.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Milwaukee 11 7 .611
Houston 9 8 .529
Cincinnati 9 10 .474
Chi Cubs 7 10 .412
St. Louis 7 10 .412
Pittsburgh 6 10 .375

AAAAAHHHHHH! It's a celebration bitchez!

Tyler said...
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Tyler said...

Rev - Congrats on passing the first and good luck on the second.

Anyone watching this Lakers/Suns game? Pretty good stuff. Is Zeke at the game?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah, Zeke's there. He's gonna throw something on to tthe court to get on TV.

Tyler said...


Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Time to drink my bad attitude and these damn shakes away.

Padre Haterous said...

kobe can ballhog like nobody else's bidness.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kobe will always go down in a blaze of glory. He'll take every shot if he feels its necessary.

Tyler said...

Yeah. One play at the end Kobe had two guys open, one right under the net, the other for a three, but he dribbled around for a layup. He made it, but if he doesn't get those other guys involved, they're going down. I really like that Jordan Farmar, he could easily be their starting PG next year, which is a position they've had problems with.

I'm looking forward to a game recap from Zeke pretty soon.

blue said...

mcnuggets going to lay an egg here in about 15 minutes...i'm so excited

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Can any body help me with posting vids from youtube to my myspace shit? yes, I have a youtube account. I've got some gems coming.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

nevermind, I got it.

tem said...

my head hurts.

i am not a bitchcake.

softball practice was a bitch. the SS throws like he is in the major leagues. bruised the shit out of my hand.

The Rev said...

Sample question from the Series 63 exam...

An agent terminates his association with broker/dealer A and begins to work for broker/dealer B. Under the Uniform Securities Act, which of the following must take place?

I. Broker/dealer A must notify the Administrator.
II. Broker/dealer B must notify the Administrator.
III. The agent must notify the Administrator.
IV. The supervisor to which the agent reported must notify the Administrator.

(A) I, II and III
(B) I, III and IV
(C) II, III and IV
(D) I, II, III and IV

Keith S said...

(E) Cross that bridge when it happens.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sounds too much like school for me, Rev. No thanks.

In other news, i got a new fish tank today. 30 gallons is much more appealing than our current five galloner.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I got Walnuts in the death pool.

kodiac130 said...

wow, not a lot of faith in the administrator there. From the answers you gave, at least 3 people have to tell him or her.
-I guess I'd say (f), hire a new administrator who doesn't have to be told the same thing 3 times in order to do their job.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm completely mind fucked.

Is Tony gonna kill Walnuts? Is Walnuts gonna kil Tony? Is the asian kid associated with the dudes in the black & white sweatsuits?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You assholes were wrong! It only took 3 episodes for Vince to fuck the new agent.

Isiah Thomas said...

weekend recap....up

Mills said...

2 out of 4 = most?

Rev. -- maybe you do need to study more...

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"

"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem

"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug

"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino

"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H

"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino

"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino