Thursday, April 05, 2007

I've got other things to do

Cards become the 3rd world series champ ever to just score 2 runs in their first 3 games.

Agent Zero is hurt.

Dodgers are all going to wear 42 for a day in honor of Jackie Robinson.

Masters start today.

Have a Happy Easter.

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Steve said...

That pic is AWSOME!

El Padrino said...

wow

easter bunny not bringing little freak anything

El Padrino said...

20-2 Weazy
this is the beginning of the end, i said it before the season started and i'm saying it again

bad year for the redbirds
they have 0 pitching, two good bats the rest mediocre and they have a drunkard manager

El Padrino said...

i'm in a good mood cuz im off tw

yipeee!

ToddPacker said...

sweeeeeeeeeeeeep!......cards start the season off asleep at a traffic light

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

Porn Flakes cereal

I would like to create something like this

Steve said...

HaHaHa This dude pulls a gun in an elevator

El Padrino said...

he must have been annoyed that everyone was coming in

that's why i just let the door close in people's faces

El Padrino said...

bob barker is retiring in may

so long bob, a sick day will never be the same

ToddPacker said...

who's taking over for bob?

ToddPacker said...

we should have done some type of LoV masters pool

El Padrino said...

Um, I just dont know what to say

sfw

El Padrino said...

the link will at least get Kod riled up

ToddPacker said...

Just say no, Billy

ToddPacker said...

wow that fiefighter guy has some "hosting" issues

Steve said...

"the link will at least get Kod riled up"



HaHaHaHaHaHa

El Padrino said...

Donovan been at Florida a long time
accomplished alot

he's going to kentucky tp
prepare yoursefl now

ToddPacker said...

"Police found an open, half-empty 40-ounce bottle of Budweiser in Cole’s truck"


sorry, kod.... he's not s CL man

ToddPacker said...

i'm holding on to the thought that he's staying

ben said...

donovan isn't going anywhere...I mean have you been to lexington?

El Padrino said...

why would i ever go to kentucky unless i wanted to attend the Derby?

and he coached there under pitino

i'm telling you he's going

ben said...

Donovan's wife was sneaky hot..the kind of lady who you wouldn't expect it since she has 2 kids but then...good stuff.

ToddPacker said...

too many family type issues in gainesville.... i think they are really tied to this catholic high school that they started.... i think billy's wife is on the board of directors

temwr said...

he said he'll listen.

i ain't got much today. too many issues that need my attention.

actually, I'm sure that by this afternoon I'll say fuck it and post a lot here.

ben said...

Phillies still asking 'why not us'

ToddPacker said...

"he said he'll listen"



hopefully it's just a courtesy thing... i just wish he would say no already... if he is planning on staying, just "listening" to UK sends mixed signals... he really doesn't need to use UK as leverage for a raise, UF will through all kinds of cash his way even if no one was offering him a job

ben said...

I still say donovan has NBA aspirations...and probably will wait and see if he has any offers from the league.

ben said...

as a matter of fact, I could see him coaching the Miami Heat next year...he and riles are buddies.

ToddPacker said...

Phillies still asking 'why not us'



i think the pirates might be asking 'why not us'

El Padrino said...

jus saying kentucky is a once in a lifetime job

from there the nba would be drooling

El Padrino said...

Phillie bullpen is the reason they are 0-2

Why not Us?

cuz your bullpen BLOWS donkey DICK

Steve said...

i feel ya TP.

Coach K did this same shit with the lakers.

ToddPacker said...

i could see him leaving for the nba... i think the knicks would be his dream job... but i do think that he has had long talks with pitino about the NBA v NCAA... rick p had some nightmare years in the nba

your paternal parent said...

kentucky wouldve been a sweet gig if this was 1950.

ben said...

If I was him, i'd stay put...money is money, but he's never getting fired at Florida

ToddPacker said...

"Coach K did this same shit with the lakers."


exactly

ToddPacker said...

"kentucky wouldve been a sweet gig if this was 1950."


good point...

ben said...

truth is, if everybody leaves, next year at Florida will be his proving year. If he can go all Roy Williams and get the team into the sweet 16 the year after he loses all his studs, then he's set for life at Florida.

Mills said...

tiger or the field? i will take tiger over the field.

elp -- not a good start by the cards. HOWEVER...we started 0-4 in 1985 and went to the World Series. Still...not a good showing. Somebody needs to give Pujols his roids back...

Mills said...

i am off tomorrow too. a nice little present in april!

El Padrino said...

1985 stop it weazy
you wanna talk history?
after losing to the cards in 1985, the METS massacred them at home in 1986 starting a downward spiral for them and a world series title for NY

this has to be the worst cardinal team in a few years

i'm telling you, championship hangover

ToddPacker said...

he's already done that, ben.... last years team (2006) was a rebuilding year... lee, roberson and walsh all left for the pros and last years team wasn't even ranked in the preseason polls and they won it all will unknowns (at the time)

your paternal parent said...

'we started 0-4 in 1985 and went to the World Series.'


nothin' like living in the now

ToddPacker said...

weazy is funny

ToddPacker said...

i guess since the '85 cards started 0-4, the plan this year was to do the same thing...

El Padrino said...

ypp, see you in october son

this year the best team will REALLY win

ToddPacker said...

3 games in and talking crap... i love it

Mills said...

i don't think this is a championship team. Reyes and Wainwright are still too young to form the foundation of having 3 studs pitchers to consistently count on.

We need more offense. Edmonds is NOT Edmonds from 3 years ago. Juan Encarnacion is fine...if he is your 3rd best OFer, not 2nd best.

I think 2008 might be a better chance of doing something in the postseason. Gives our young pitchers some seasoning. Carp, Rolen, and Pujols will still be in their primes. Molina will have another year under his belt and will only be 25 or so. Hopefully Colby Rasmus (our stud OF prospect) will be up and ready then. And hopefully Duncan can duplicate last years success for a full season (which I am NOT banking on).

ben said...

in 1985 you were still in diapers weazy...but pujols was 18

Mills said...

just saying, starting 0-3 is not the end of the world.

ben said...

"just saying, starting 0-3 is not the end of the world."

be ready to repeat that come football season.

ToddPacker said...

what about getting outscored 20-2 in those 3 games?

Mills said...

from Deadspin. This is funny:

As Tiger Woods begins his march for yet another Masters victory, we look deep into the soul of a champion, try to figure out what makes him who he is, why he is dominant, who he is inside. For some insight, we check out this quote from golf announcer David Feherty, who describes an ongoing contest he has with Tiger.

"I've never beaten him," Feherty insists. "He doesn't allow himself to lose anything, including his sense of fun. Going into the final day of last year's Buick Open, which would be his 50th win, I had assumed he was too preoccupied to remember we were tied in our juvenile contest at eight each. But when he came out of the scorer's tent, I offered him my hand, which he grasped, and I heard an almost imperceptible squeak. He looked me in the eye, and deadpanned, I win'. "
We will not deny that it brings us considerable relief and even a bit of cheer that the most dominant athlete in sports grasps the simple, sublime pleasures of a fart joke. In fact: Go Tiger! (Note: Vijay Singh has almost certainly never made a fart joke.)

Mills said...

what about getting outscored 20-2 in those 3 games?

that's just a sign that we got our butts kicked. mets beat us bad last year in regular season as well. things come around. law of averages kicks in.

just like red sox putting 7 on the royals last night after putting up 1 in the first game... i went to the game last night FYI. it was freaking cold Mr. Bigglesworth.

Mills said...

*freezing (not cold)

El Padrino said...

"i don't think this is a championship team."

no shit

Mills said...

high comedy to hear faherty announce a tiger fart.

Mills said...

probably out for the rest of the day. too much tps. lates.

Spaceman Spiff said...

get out of here

ben said...

weazy destroying the mood in LOV today

El Padrino said...

bastard

your paternal parent said...

hola, whores.

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

Isiah Thomas said...

weazy ENOUGH ALREADY with the 4 paragraphs about why the cards don't suck.

If this was 85 we'd all be listening to chaka kahn and watching Back to the Future.

STFU with that shit.

Isiah Thomas said...

Donovan stays and gets 4$ M per for 3 more seasons then bolts to the niba

El Padrino said...

chaka kahn?

you couldnt say van halen or MJ?

ben said...

I realized something last night while listening to an R&B station that plays songs from the 90's....R&B is like country music for black folk

Isiah Thomas said...

it was the first thing that popped into my head for 85

ben said...

I mean country songs are all sad and about relationships...so are R&B songs, they just don't talk about pickup trucks and dogs, they talk about cadillacs and dawgs.

Isiah Thomas said...

Suns/Spurts tonight.....solid

El Padrino said...

spurs at home

good game
i will watch with beer

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Masters baybee!

El Padrino said...

Suns getting 4 points

El Padrino said...

i dont pay attention to the Masters til Easter Sunday

Isiah Thomas said...

RIP Darryl Stingly.....seems heartless that Tatum and him never met.

Celeb deaths come in 3's....Robinson, Stingly......?

Weazy step up and do the right thing.

El Padrino said...

i wanan bang Tiger's wife while wearing that green jacket of his

Isiah Thomas said...

and no weazy ain't a celeb, but maybe if he guts himself and then hangs himself with his own guts he'd get some play on CNN, making him a 15 min celeb.

you can do it weazy.

El Padrino said...

i'm getting unspeakable typw thoughts (my style) towards Tiger's wife right now

thinking golf balls, clubs and swedish meatballs

Isiah Thomas said...

make a string of ass beads out of swedish meatballs to use on her

ben said...

my bum is on the swedish...the swedish

El Padrino said...

well first i would make her wear that sweidsh garb, like she lives in the alps

you know, pigtails, short plaid skirt, i would like her to talk like them too

"YAY, Im from SVEDEN"

that's just the tip of the iceberg

ben said...

Alps are in switzerland...swiss miss

Isiah Thomas said...

Gil is out 2-3 months, RIP Gil and the Wiz.

Isiah Thomas said...

the Alps aren't in sweden but they are all over central europe not just switzerland dingleberry.

ben said...

make her sing ABBA songs.

Isiah Thomas said...

TP your prayers are answered

El Padrino said...

aw damn
same accent, pigtails are the same

ever see swedish tv?
they are sexually crazy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My life has now begun.

ben said...

I know the alps aren't just in switzerland, but that's where I figured he was confusing them with sweden...I'm sure he wasn't thinking of some french chick.

Isiah Thomas said...

Mickelson bogey's his first hole, that'll make for some sweaty mitts.

Spaceman Spiff said...

RIP my winnings

ben said...

my father's side of the family is swedish...I met some of the great aunts and uncles that live in sweden, they talk just like the swedish chef.

Isiah Thomas said...

did deke just have his "moment of clarity"?

Please advise.

ben said...

cbs is running the same type of thing that they did for the tournament for the masters.

El Padrino said...

i'd make her swallow golf balls through her vagina then spit them out into a hat (there's a stripper that does this in AC, except it's pinog pongs, true story)

then i'd bang her ass hard while the balls were still in her vagina, i'd make her drop them every 2 minutes or so as if she's giving birth (like eggs)

should i go on

Isiah Thomas said...

I like where your heads at with this TP, proceed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"did deke just have his "moment of clarity"?"

No, life for me annualy begins with the Masters.

Isiah Thomas said...

..you'll be a wo-man...soon

Isiah Thomas said...

sfw

Isiah Thomas said...

Saggy Uma

sfw

Steve said...

Two More For Ya

Two More For Ya

ben said...

I read a story about that heroes chick that somebody called her Lindsay Lohan, and she got pissed, and told them to never call her that again...Lindsay's rep is awesome.

El Padrino said...

nice pics

ben said...

damn is Uma still breastfeeding her kid or something? Those things are way bigger then they used to be.

El Padrino said...

grabbing lunch

personal deep dish from pizzeria uno

El Padrino said...

uma....oprah

uma....oprah

uma....oprah

oprah....uma

oprah....uma

Isiah Thomas said...

Matsusaka debut's in an hour and a half or so, gonna have to fire up the tv for that. I hope he gets shelled.

ben said...

Arenas has a torn meniscus and now is officially out for 2-3 months...so long Gil.

Steve said...

looks like uma can breast feed her kid standing up while the kid is in the crib

Isiah Thomas said...

ben wins the cumfast award today

ben said...

Phil is +3 through 5 holes...bogey, par, birdie, bogey, dbl bogey...safe to say he's not going to win.

ben said...

"ben wins the cumfast award today"

really dickwad???

there was speculation about the knee but the announcement was just made...please see the words "officially" in my post.

Regards.

Isiah Thomas said...

Isiah Thomas said...
Gil is out 2-3 months, RIP Gil and the Wiz.

12:10 PM

Isiah Thomas said...

ben maybe you can break the news that Eddie Robinson died.

ben said...

ok dickwad...my bad.

ben said...

another bogey for phil...good night fat man

Isiah Thomas said...

so I've got dickwad and I think dipshit (from Dsteve) going for me.

Isiah Thomas said...

PHIL! He'll have massive amounts of mitt sweat by the turn.

ToddPacker said...

best.news.evar

ben said...

you can listen to the masters on the radio??? seriously??

ben said...

BD told the athletic director that he loves him. That's kinda weird.

ben said...

or to use a billy packer term...that statment was kind of faggy.

Isiah Thomas said...

TP - that'll be followed by the worst news when all their best players go pro.

Isiah Thomas said...

BD def fagged out

Isiah Thomas said...

if all 4 come back ESPN would explode with joy

your paternal parent said...

boomshakalaka bitches

your paternal parent said...

BD with the literal Champ Kind moment.

Isiah Thomas said...

the first question at his press conference has to be "Coach do you like his musk?"

Isiah Thomas said...

and I hope BD got the "we'll up your salary" guarantee in before he played this card.

ToddPacker said...

"TP - that'll be followed by the worst news when all their best players go pro."

like i said earlier, this team from the past 2 seasons was a rebuild originally... lee, roberson and wlash all left for the pros 2 years ago and billy did OK for himself

Isiah Thomas said...

could you imagine if all 4 came back? Dook Vitale would yell for 5 minutes how they're the greatest of all time - without taking a breath - then he'd swallow his tongue

El Padrino said...

packer and vitale would make love to each other if they came back

Isiah Thomas said...

true TP, but losing those 4 and Richards is huge. I'm sure BD has talent stockpiled though.

ToddPacker said...

if all 4 came back.... nevermind that's crazy talk

Isiah Thomas said...

who would be "bottoms" in a Packer/Vitale love sandwich?

*holding back vomit

Isiah Thomas said...

actually it'd be losing those 4, richards and humpty humphrey

that's a lot to lose and replace

ToddPacker said...

speights, werner and hodge and i hope green comes back... plus hopefully a solid group of freshmen

Isiah Thomas said...

I could see Noah trying to talk them into staying because only they know how big they do it.

Isiah Thomas said...

speights, werner and hodge

sounds like a law firm to me.

ben said...

hahahaha, another bogey for phil...I guess the wife can go ahead and make plans for easter dinner.

ben said...

*his wife

Isiah Thomas said...

PHIL!

His mitts will be bleading when the rounds over.

El Padrino said...

i love it when fat people fail

Isiah Thomas said...

when does Tiger tee off?

Isiah Thomas said...

*bleeding

ben said...

Tiger tees off at 1:52 ET.

Isiah Thomas said...

thanks Ben

ToddPacker said...

i can see noah thinking about staying... his draft value is falling and i don't think he is in any rush to bang with big men in the nba... he don't need the money and he has rock-star status in gainesville

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm finger wagging the pile of TPS in front of me.

ben said...

but if noah stays another year, he could fall clear out of the 1st round.

Isiah Thomas said...

his draft status might actually go up if he stayed, he's what in the 4-7 range?

This is the first draft since they put in the age limit, so they'll be basically 2 drafts worth of top level talent.

The draft will be back to its "normal" cycle next year. It'd be what him and Mayo for the top spot in 2 years?

Steve said...

I've tried watching gold and baseball on TV. I've given a real effort. But I don't make it longer than about 5 minutes.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd love to see him fall out of the 1st round.

Steve said...

gold=golf

Isiah Thomas said...

dsteve - at work or home?

I'm not a huge mlb fan but mlb on tv at work or tps.....tps loses everytime.

ToddPacker said...

"but if noah stays another year, he could fall clear out of the 1st round."


good point, ben... but this draft is very deep.... chances are if he stays and puts up similar numbers his stock will go up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Did we acknowledge the Keith Richards snorting his dad as an April Fools Joke?

Well, it was.

El Padrino said...

or che can stay, blow out his knee and make everyone's lives happier

El Padrino said...

*she

Isiah Thomas said...

Ernie or Els is +6 through 9, him and Phil can hit up a Sunday Brunch together.

El Padrino said...

cant wait for Easter Pie

grandma is the bomb

ben said...

"It'd be what him and Mayo for the top spot in 2 years?"

The thing is Noah is already 22 years old. Besides Mayo, there's that Beasley kid, and Kevin Love...plus some of the other studs who stay in school this year. I think he could drop down to the 10-15 range next year, especially if he doesn't develop very well.

El Padrino said...

gotta come out now, ride the Fla wave

Isiah Thomas said...

valid points ben.

The bottom line, Noah = douchebag

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Today will be bad.

ben said...

I like how all the holes have names at the masters..."phil just birdied the yellow jasmine" "yeah he really took it too the yellow jasmine on that one"

ben said...

hole #9 is named carolina cherry...there has to be a joke in there somewhere.

El Padrino said...

any glory holes at the Masters?

ben said...

there's a flowering peach...that's kind of a glory hole.

Isiah Thomas said...

K-Rod Cheating?

El Padrino said...

maybe i'd fuck tigers wife in the flowering peach

sounds good

ToddPacker said...

i guess if someone hits a hole-in-one it's an "ace-hole"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck Easter. The Masters is on.

El Padrino said...

maybe, it seems that way

Spaceman Spiff said...

noah cannot shoot a basketball, isnt that the first thing you do when you start playing, just shoot, everyone doesnt become a good shooter but he cannot shoot.

Isiah Thomas said...

Pinella came out to argue a non-HR call.....I was hoping for a meltdown....disappointed.

ben said...

Tigers got rained out...stupid baseball in April.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah wtf, I had Chacin going today.

Spaceman Spiff said...

TPS has my scrot on its palate, its friday biaaaaatch

ben said...

Did you know:
Detroit is the only eastern conf. team with a winning record on the road?

If the nuggets make the playoffs they'll be one of only 3 teams (Dal, SA) to have made the western conf. playoffs each of the last 4 years?

Isiah Thomas said...

I might have to drop the religion card and get out of work tomorrow.

Spaceman Spiff said...

doesnt matter, denver is not winning a champ-yun-ship

El Padrino said...

zeke WWJD?

dont forget it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Is Al Soriano going to play baseball this year?

ben said...

I know, the mcnuggets have been the 7 or 8 seed each of those years, except last year, they were the 3 seed with the 7th best record in the west.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll drop that on my boss.

"I need tomorrow off, WWJD?"

El Padrino said...

atta boy

Spaceman Spiff said...

lordz of fantasy is LOV's bastard child. I am convinced it would have been more successful if weazy wasnt involved

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Gonna need somebody to cover for me next week as I will be out of town.

El Padrino said...

“When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?”

— Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders

El Padrino said...

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

— Britney Spears

El Padrino said...

“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.”

— Tara Reid

ben said...

rock scientist...classic

El Padrino said...

Stupid celeb quotes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This is why I love Czaban.

Spaceman Spiff said...

its too bad wealth is not directly realted to intelligence

El Padrino said...

blocked

ben said...

deke must really like Nicole Richie.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A Jedi knows the difference between intelligence and wisdom.

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