Thursday, April 12, 2007

IMUS: 'WHEN WILL SHARPTON APOLOGIZE TO DUKE PLAYERS?'

The Imus thing has my nuts twisted like a braid. I won't divulge anymore but if murder was legal Sharpton would be "Big Pussied" in a instant.

Onto better things like drunk ath-a-leets :
Josh Howard having some fun......















Casey Hampton, a big dude, cutting loose.
















Have a fucked up thursday and remember, if your thinking about killing yourself no one will miss you. Commence.

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El Padrino said...

two endings for those pics:

Josh Howard miling his semen onto that girls chest

Casey Hampton falling asleep at Denny's at around 7 am.

El Padrino said...

*milking

dammit!

ben said...

no doubt with Josh Howard...but where's dirk and his picture of the hoff.

ebntx said...

same thoughts here about howard.

El Padrino said...

and King Felix said FUCK DICE K
and FUCK those fucking red sox

I bury those cockroaches!

El Padrino said...

and here's to bledsoe retiring

ben said...

king felix probably got SG's panties all in a bunch.

ebntx said...

"and here's to bledsoe retiring"

good riddance

ben said...

here's to the mcnuggets winning their 7th in a row.

El Padrino said...

here's tho the nugguets winning 7 in a row and giveing thier fans false hope going into the playoffs where they will lose 3 games to 1

ben said...

I'm not getting any false hope, I know better...i'd be more confident if they were playing the suns, who they can handle, but the spurs will destroy them.

your paternal parent said...

false hope, yaaaay!

temwr said...

It is only 10:47 and it has been a long morning.

ben said...

but just think tem, only 45 minutes and you go to lunch!!yay

El Padrino said...

giant burger for lunch

that's the plan

your paternal parent said...

dice-k (how is this his accepted nickname? it doesnt even make sense..) looked a little uh, vulnerable... SEA's jap. catcher sure wasnt intimidated.

ladies and gents.. the next hideo nomo!

El Padrino said...

maybe a milshake thrown in there

ben said...

some old lady said "the winds of change are coming" today. I think she meant the weather...or perhaps she's starting a temstrike today.

temwr said...

SG will just write an article about how he has King Felix in one of his fantasy leagues, so it is OK.

ben said...

dice-k is his nickname because that's the phonetic way to actually say his first name

El Padrino said...

cant catch a break on this thing called "fatasy baseball"

i got more runs, more hr's, equla rbi's, 3 more sb's

but my avg. is alot lower and my era is higher

what's the scoring system like?
more emphasis on certain categories?

temwr said...

Each cat is weighted equally.

ben said...

equal emphasis amongst all categories

temwr said...

Although some are dependant on others.

Like it is hard to rack up Wins and then end up with a monster ERA.

Not impossible, but difficult.


Same with HRs and OPS. Hard to win HRs and then lose OPS.

Not impossible, but difficult.

El Padrino said...

ok got it

Spaceman Spiff said...

ypp, 'dice-k' is practically only a nickname when its on paper because thats pretty much how his name is pronounced (the u is silent).

Spaceman Spiff said...

its more like die-skeh though

temwr said...

dykes skate?

Keith S said...

I pronounce it "douche-k"

ben said...

hey EP..

why not us

ebntx said...

spiff, did you know that you have an imposter out there?

El Padrino said...

"The Rutgers' women's basketball team, meanwhile, were scheduled to appear Thursday on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" with their coach, C. Vivian Stringer. "

GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

can't beat them all the time ben
once in awhile you gotta let the kids play

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shaun!

temwr said...

So the Pussy Cat Dolls were in town for a concert and at the end of their set they were trying to get the crowd pumped up for whoever the next act was (I didn't go, this was reported on the radio).

Anyway, in Columbus you can basically yell "O-H" anywhere and you will get several people to resond with "I-O." The people of Columbus have tiny brains so their best cheer is to spell out Ohio. Anyway, so the lead Pussy Cat chick fucks it up and starts yelling "H-O." The crowd doesn't even have a clue what she is talking about. So she does it two more times "H-O", "H-O". The crowd just sat there in silence then the Pussy Cat Dolls walked off stage.

This is big news in Columbus today. Nobody cares, but you can't unread it.

ben said...

I was hoping to see a rev 5 scroller about the phils beating the mets today after all the shit we've given him...

Beth82678 said...

ElP, that was the same reason for that 1st game loss of the Braves against the Mets. :-)

Don't worry though, the Mets are only a 1/2 game back in the wild card race...

Spaceman Spiff said...

i figure there are a shitload of spiffs out there in cyberspace

Spaceman Spiff said...

Rev,

did you pour out some of your 40 of cheez whiz ? "this is for the phillies playoff chances, RIP"

El Padrino said...

mets will win the division easily

i'll bet to that any day of the week

temwr said...

2 minutes past the early bird special. All hell is going to break lose if I don't get the old folks off to lunch.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Olivia Mojica was a contestant on season 2 of "American Idol", apparently, and even made it as far as the final 24. Now, her "fame" is being exploited as someone is releasing a sex tape starring Olivia, a sex tape so graphic one source who has seen it called it, "the nastiest tape I've ever seen".

sounds promising

El Padrino said...

spiff provide pic please

Spaceman Spiff said...

heres one

another if that one is blocked

El Padrino said...

nice, looks like she can take the mandingo for sure

Spaceman Spiff said...

theyre supposedly gonna put up a site like they did for kardashian

Keith S said...

If there's ever an internet porn scavenger hunt, I want to be on spiff's team.

ebntx said...

spiff with you being in la i am surprised that they dont have a tv channel dedicated strictly to celebrity sex tapes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Me too. My searching skills are wack.

Beth82678 said...

Yeah ElP, I actually also think the Mets will win the division (but not so easily) but I'm hoping for a wild card for the Braves. So far so good at least. That's why I figure I gotta give you crap about the standings now while I can.

What about the Thrashers-Rangers series though? We betting? Maybe something like what Isiah & Steve had going earlier - the loser changes their name and pic to the other's choice for a day.

El Padrino said...

i have to admit i'm not too confident in the Rangers to bet but in the spirit of fun i guess i'll do it

what did you have in mind for my pic (only thing with that is : does it change my name and pic for my main blog?, just askin)

Beth82678 said...

Oh I haven't thought far enough ahead to know what pic I'd choose for you. I can guarantee you though it won't involve a naked guy with a horse.

As to if it changes your name on the main blog, I think it changes your name that day everywhere you post under that account, but others on here who are my computer savvy can answer that better than me.

El Padrino said...

whatever i'll do it
i'm a fun guy

Rangers in seven
why not them?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Internet sucks today.

Beth82678 said...

Sounds good, the bet is on!

And you ever get tickets to any of the games? Or were you more focused on the Met tickets?

Spaceman Spiff said...

every hot female celeb needs to put out a sex tape

Keith S said...

Why narrow it down to celebs only?

ebntx said...

deke

hot fuzz

El Padrino said...

no still trying to acquire for game 6(if nec)

btw i menitoned this a few days ago but i'm on vacation next week so if the rangers lose by then i wont be back to post til april 23rd

ben said...

Hilton Hotel's slogan is "be hospitable"...coincidentally that is also the slogan of Paris' vagine

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I am aware.

Beth82678 said...

That's fine by me, with as much shit as you've given Weasel there's no way you'd welch on something like this.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ok ok, every hot girl that i recognize from anything should have one

ben said...

sbtb college years are such a disapppointment

Isiah Thomas said...

EP I feel you on this Imus thing, its still spiraling out of control. I'd like to say I'm sick of it and move on but now Oprah?

ben said...

EP, you can put Kerry Wood and your other dude that is hurt on the DL and pick up players that will actually play in the meantime, without cutting those guys.

ToddPacker said...

tps: 1,454,064
me: 3


hopefully tomorrow is better

ebntx said...

tp bench the starters and put in the scrubs.

Keith S said...

It's not too early to start fouling.

your paternal parent said...

anybody care about the Bulls trying to score 100 to get free burgers? and EP, your Knicks (francis i think) got pissed about it.

if youre a pro, you lose all rights to whine about getting the score run up on you. this aint teeball, bitch.

El Padrino said...

oh shit thanks ben
let me do that today

ZEKE, really, i'm tryin to let it go and not talk about it but it's just too much

CNN is reporting that Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are going to be meeting with cbs execs!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK

El Padrino said...

beth, i am not a welcher
even though i have not sent tp his beer yet, i am working on it

if he didnt live in fl he would have had it already (fl does not allow alcohol delivery, meaning i couldnt use the site i wanted to)

ben said...

at least the knicks didn't start a brawl this time when the score was being run up on them.

El Padrino said...

ypp the knicks have been dead to me for a month now

Steve said...

Beth/EP so what are the pictures going to be?

temwr said...

Did Imus really say the quote about Sharpton apologizing to the Duke players?

If he did he gets a gold star.

temwr said...

Some Reds player got benched for not running out what sounds like an infield fly rule.

Umm, why would you run? You are out no matter if the dude catches it or not...

El Padrino said...

Enarcarcion

temwr said...

yeah that guy.

El Padrino said...

not sure how to dl a player

your paternal parent said...

runners were first and third, no infield fly rule

ben said...

bomani jones is chatting on the wwl in about 5 minutes.

El Padrino said...

your my boy blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND!!!

Keith S said...

I was at that game last night, sitting 1 section over from the Cincy dugout. Jerry Narron (mgr) went OFF on Encarnacion. It was funny to see.
Of course, there were 2 idiots sitting behind me talking about his replacement, who only had 2 ABs on the season. They were trying to figure out why he only had 2, coming to the conclusion that he probably just got called up from AAA. I turned around and said, "umm, it's their 9th game of the season and he's not a starter." They looked at me like I was speaking Vietnamese.

Spaceman Spiff said...

just click the player and if a DL spot opens up, drag him there,

El Padrino said...

no idea steve, i'm open to suggestions

something like

beth eats dog nuts
or
i hump for fun

El Padrino said...

thanks spiff

temwr said...

Who is Bomani Jones?

Ahhh 1st and 3rd. I read it was 1st and 2nd.

El Padrino said...

6:12 AM: On Imus' radio program (no longer simulcast on MSNBC) this morning, Chris Carlin, who covers sports for the program, discussed yesterday's dismissal of charges against the Duke lacrosse players.

(rough transcript)


DON IMUS: When will Al Sharpton be apologizing to them?

(LAUGHTER)

CARLIN: I'm unaware of such a press conference.

IMUS: I'll be darned...

El Padrino said...

Imus stuff, zeke you'll like it if you dont care bout it dont click it

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, if you win the bet, you should get to be beth's MASTER

looks like beth would be open to some of the stuff on EP's unspeakable list.

El Padrino said...

blocked for me spiff

Spaceman Spiff said...

its a site called slaveregister, people register as slaves and have masters, looks like some BDSM shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

beth is registered
"The Slave Register certificate for 887-098-081(beth) records that the registrant has been owned property since 28th Sep 2006

ben said...

bomani jones is not funny in real life.

ben said...

i'd have bought beth...maybe we should have an auction....she could bring me beer at home.

ben said...

so what if he's a racist...just don't listen to him.

ben said...

Bill O'Reilly is a racist, i just don't listen to him

Isiah Thomas said...

In today's media coverage of the Imus stuff you're seeing a lot more "racist" "racial slurs" type descriptions. Its getting further out of control.

ben said...

please see above for my comments on Zeke's 'racial slurs' comment

temwr said...

So Bomani Jones = not funny.


I still don't know who he is or what he does.

Steve said...

tem

Bomani Jones he occasionally writes guest columns for Page 2

ben said...

bomani jones is a page2 writer. Some of his stuff is pretty funny, not as good as DJ Gallo, but better then scoop or jemele.

Isiah Thomas said...

"NHH" is now "racist"?

Steve said...

He's an NC boy and they have him on the local radio a lot in the mornings. He's pretty funny, his writing is kinda a bore though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

beth, are you into gagging and flogging like some of the peeps on that site

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I submitted a Q? to Bo Jones.

temwr said...

IDGAF about the opinion of a P2 writer on any subject. Fuck they can't even make Page 1.

I still have no clue how NHH became a racial term.


This entire thing is a waste of my brain cells. Hopefully when I get hammered this weekend the beer kills of the brain cells used to think about this whole Imus sitch-eee--ation.

temwr said...

Searching the internet for a good picture of Huckleberry Hound is a better use of my brain cells.

ben said...

Bo Jones started answering way too many Imus questions.

ben said...

deke-
are you jklipp?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nope.

Brew City Drew.

I hope he answers me.

ben said...

I saw he had a masters degree in economics, so I asked him a question about gasoline prices.

El Padrino said...

meiz how do you feel bout the Clev Indian mascot going down Bernie's slide the other day

ben said...

tem-
you need to find out who this Todd (columbus) is and kick his ass, he gets way too many questions answered.

ben said...

or just plow his wife.

Isiah Thomas said...

The Giants and Phillies started this season 1-6. They don't even want to know that just one team in the last 30 years -- the 1995 Reds -- made the playoffs after a 1-6 start, and no team has made the World Series after a 1-6 start since 1948. --Jayson Stark

Why not us?

ben said...

yes but no 1-6 team has ever had Jimmy Rollins before.

Steve said...

And the idol sex tape or up for preview now.



God Bless The Internet!

Steve said...

*are

ben said...

there should be a lordz of porn site....or maybe not.

Steve said...

just watched it, it has potential. She's a lot hotter than she looks in those pics.

El Padrino said...

man i love sex tapes

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke,
very disappointed that beth being someone's sex slave, and registering to it on some website, got no play from you, right in your wheelhouse.

El Padrino said...

Jemele apologizes to dookies

bro bubble said...

testing...

Isiah Thomas said...

Tables to me is like someone randomly ripping a fart. At first its kinda funny, then you smell it and get angry, then it passes and you're back to normal.

I'm in my "its passed" phased with tables

Isiah Thomas said...

at least someone at the wwl gave the Duke lax case some play.

your paternal parent said...

jemele hill, basically apologizing for being a racist...

thanks?

Isiah Thomas said...

and is it slavery if you get tip money for sex?

alright, alright, I'll stop before this gets out of control.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"meiz how do you feel bout the Clev Indian mascot going down Bernie's slide the other day"

I'm cool with it. Who doesn't want to slide down Bernie's slide?

Isiah Thomas said...

is bro bubble someone's alias here?

El Padrino said...

i wanna slide down that slide

Spaceman Spiff said...

the indians/angels games in milwaukee have been more filled than the marlins home games

your paternal parent said...

tigers got a grand slam in the 12th to win it last night.

come on craig!

Beth82678 said...

Spiff, I have to say your internet research skills are as good as the legend says they are.

I'm not going to get into a big discussion about my personal life on here (hint hint kod) but that was something I only briefly played around with and forgot about til you found it. It's gone now though. :-)

bro bubble said...

For some reason blogger wont let me log on with my old screen name but this one works. This is the one I used for operation creampie, round one.

I have no idea how I remembered the password.


Oh, this is wc.

Beth82678 said...

Cool, I shut down LOV with my last comment. :-)

Steve said...

Beth everyone on LOV is currently searching that site for a "slave" of their own. Give us a few minutes, we'll be back.

bro bubble said...

So beth, you really were someone's slave?


Standing O for Beth.

temwr said...

actually we are all just trying to figure out how to:

1) find a picture of a dude in a dominatrix outift

2) change our screen name to Beth's Master

3) post with said name and said picture telling you to get back in your swing.

bro bubble said...

Jesus, I had no idea there were so many skeletons lurking in the closet of some of you.


Next your going to tell me that TJW is really a 13 year old boy in Boise, Idaho or some shit.

temwr said...

I have given up though, it took me 30 minutes to get Secret Squirrel up on this shit. It'd take me 30 just to set up all that and then 30 more to get it back to normal.

your paternal parent said...

tem brings hilarity

temwr said...

People bosting on an anonymous blog during the day have skeletons?

Shocked.

your paternal parent said...

zeke, did u write jemele and tell her thanks for admitting that shes a racist?

it goes both ways.. (ala beth and kod)

temwr said...

TJW is dead because his debt was really owed to some gangster and he took our advice of telling them that he would only pay 1/4 of what he owed.

Steve said...

na Tem. TJW is probably grounded. Brought home a bad report card.

your paternal parent said...

i like to have really raunchy sex with farm animals (a mouths a mouth).

please dont search for 'cowtapper', i dont want my animal friends being humiliated.. they are innocent bystanders in all of this.

temwr said...

Wow that Jemele piece conveys the exact opposite opinion on Jesse Jackson that her email to Zeke did.

El Padrino said...

beth a sex slave is cool

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahah

cow tapper

hahahahhahahaha

El Padrino said...

beth be careful you dont want to end up the idea of a :
Law and Order SVU episode

dun-dun

Beth82678 said...

The "slave" thing was a brief experimentation thing that turned out to not be my thing.

But as Forrest Gump once said, "And that's all I'm going to say about that."

But tem, I LOVE the line "People bosting on an anonymous blog during the day have skeletons?
Shocked."

your paternal parent said...

but in other news, animals cant legally file for child support...

temwr said...

"I'm glad the story of your innocence and the Rutgers situation unfolded the same week."

-Jemele on the Duke boys


Umm why? So that nobody in the nation would be talking about the Duke boys? The biggest result of these happening in the same week is that the media is ignoring the Duke case and focusing the nation's eyes on the Rutgers bullshit.

Even putting these two things on the same level is ridiculous. A radio shock jock insulting someone is as important as a capital rape case??? Umm major WTF. Who cares what race any of the participants are, a rape case should always take media precedence over something a shock jock says.

Steve said...

tem


Word!!

temwr said...

At lunch I saw some ad for some show on the discovery channel where this guy joins some wolf family. He makes out with the wolves, fights a bear, and eats some sort of rabbit raw. Apparently the point is that he has become a wolf and is accepted into their society. Only he is wearing clothes the whole time and looks pretty clean for some dude who is doing wolf things all day.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I am completely skeleton free.

And no, I don't consider the bovine sex a skeleton.

bro bubble said...

blogger is killing me.

bro bubble said...

I guess I am kind of naive about certain things.

I assume everyone on here is like me (never been a bottom, and never been another person's property).

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll email her axing that question FH, will advise if she responds.

"Nice column on admitting you're a racist"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Word, Dub-C.

temwr said...

I imagine that is true for most of us bb.

bro bubble said...

Can anyone tell me how to get my old username back?

I can still use the username and password to get to my blog, but when I try and post on here I get the "invalid password".

bro bubble said...

Not that the "beth was a slave" thing isnt absolutely awesome.


Please dont get me wrong.

ben said...

blue enjoyed the temrant

Isiah Thomas said...

wc - hit "use a different account" below the comments section to log out of Bro Bubble

Then click on "don't have a good account" link below the comment area. Then on the next screen click on the blogger logo in the upper left of the screen. Then you can log in under "who cares" then you'll log in again under your email address.

I have to log in this way otherwise I get the "invalid password" everytime I try to log in here.

Isiah Thomas said...

*don't have a google account

El Padrino said...

i like temrants

temwr said...

Blue, you're my boy!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

WC, you have to either log in at the Blogger main page or verify Your Email.

Beth82678 said...

Who doesn't like temrants?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just logged in at the Blogger homepage for a good 2 months and just linked LoV at my blog.

El Padrino said...

i dont like bottom
and i was never owned

but i love cheesecake
is that a skeleton?

ben said...

cheescake!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I love cheesecake too. Haven't had any in at least a year, though.

ben said...

there's a rumor out there that britney is dating Luke Walton...Luke is disgusted to hear that.

El Padrino said...

she goes to laker games and masturbates to him

she's a slob

El Padrino said...

beth what are the terms

2 or 3 days, a week, more ???

temwr said...

She probably masterbates to Phil.

Isiah Thomas said...

ep - forgot to mention this earlier, great opening pic.

I've been enjoying looking at the mammaries on the chick next to Josh Howard all day.

Kod is probably enjoying the mammaries on the other pic.

There's something for everyone.

El Padrino said...

found some pics of that sex tape from earlier

ebntx said...

Elsa Benítez

google that name for pics and tell me how rony seikaly got her.

ebntx said...

too lazy to link

El Padrino said...

zeke, i thought all would enjoy

temwr said...

Rony is a multi-millionaire

ebntx said...

"Rony is a multi-millionaire"

so you are telling me women like money?

next thing you will tell me that kod likes bottoms.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And women like Greek men.

It's science.

bro bubble said...

ignore this post.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Larry Krystkowiak's wife is smokin hot. I might jump her the next time she comes in here.

El Padrino said...

do it
do it

El Padrino said...

meiz who you want for catalanatto
if you want to discuss over there let me no

ebntx said...

"Larry Krystkowiak's wife"

please provide a pic if available.

i would like to see what she looks like before you do. it is hard to tell if she is hot when i see the bloodied remains on the evening news.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

K

ben said...

EP-
your girl got voted off of american idol last night, she looked good though. I guess she wore really skimpy clothes for her performance on tuesday...i'll have to see if I can find pics.

ben said...
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El Padrino said...

she's got some stems ben

i'd do the mickey mouse to her

temwr said...

Blue, careful, titties will kill you.

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