Thursday, April 26, 2007

I didn't but then I did

I wasn't gonna post today, because I hate you people.

But then I saw this and I knew I had to post.

I think he's entering Mike Tyson territory, at least in the injury department. You could tell me he hyperextended his wrist burping the worm and I wouldn't blink.

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hick-hops said...

homosexual quaterbacks

Mills said...

how do you enter the tyson zone for injuries. i am failing to see the link.

anyway, nice work prior.

Mills said...

also -- nice work gary thorne.

apparently gary says that doug mirrabelli told him a couple years ago that schilling's "bloody sock" was actually paint and it was all for pr.

so the reporters at the 0's-sawx game swarmed mirrabelli to find out what was up and he said he never said anything like that to thorne.

thorne stands by his story.

i thought that maybe mirrabelli was joking about that and thorne missed the joke, but mirrabelli said he NEVER said that, so that doesn't seem likely, cuz if it was a joke, i would have thought that he would have taken the time to clarify.

who knows? thought it was an interesting story though.

ToddPacker said...

gary thorne great.... shilling is a low life dirtbag fake bloody sox wearing piece of garbage who like to host on weekends

ToddPacker said...

nice to see hick getting in early

ToddPacker said...

i finally caught up on the sopranos... uncle junior was great in that last episode... when he beat the crap out of the professor guy, i almost fell off the couch laughing

ToddPacker said...

"I wasn't gonna post today, because I hate you people."


why so angry, freak?

yum-yum iluv cum! said...

ElP, I think you might have said you're not online today but either way I thought I'd let you know this may be the last comment by "yum yum", so enjoy it while you can. I'm about to head out of town today and I'd say if anything I OVERpaid for losing the bet, so when I come back I will be changing my name back to Beth.

I'm still considering keeping the pic though... (kidding)

ToddPacker said...

jake peavy is pretty good

ToddPacker said...

tough loss for the braves last night, beth... hudson pitched a nice game

yum-yum iluv cum! said...

Yeah, the bullpen's been fantastic so far this season so I guess they were bound to give one back, but it still hurt.

Padre Haterous said...

beth, i dont think u can 'overpay' when youre the one who throws out the challenge..

u axed for it, u got it, toyota.

and hops is the ultimate lurker.

Padre Haterous said...

so has mark prior starting raping former Ms America contestants?

a sad decline indeed..

tem said...

thundercunt hates us?

i was having a good morning until that bombshell. Now I am inconsolable.

whocares said...

I went to hike school with Peavy. Pretty cool kid.

Padre Haterous said...

went to school as in.. he was across town and u knew OF him?(like our last celebrity hike school story)

whocares said...

Didnt actually go to the same hike school, but was trying to avoid explanation.

But I do KNOW him and not just know OF him. We played on a traveling summer team together for three years from like 16 years old to 18. I went to play at a Juco, he (and another guy) got drafted. Now I sit in an office all day and he is playing in the pros.

Life is awesome like that.

ToddPacker said...

"I went to hike school with Peavy. Pretty cool kid."


would peavy be classified as a 'prep-neck'

Padre Haterous said...

bomb your wife's face, not us

tem said...

Sex solves a lot of life's problems.

tem said...

marriage on the rocks? have sex more.

spousal abuse? have you tried having more sex, it calms people down.

fantasy team suck? have some sex.

Mills said...

wc -

how hard did he throw back then?

casey blake's younger brother (indians player) was the best high school pitcher i ever saw (he was a senior when i was soph), and I think he blew out his arm in college so he never did much, but man he was awesome. he was a lefty that hit 90's with ease.

Mills said...

who do you guys think is lying on the schilling bloody sock thing?

blue said...

we had a couple of guys who threw in the 90's when i was in hike school. One guy went to a Juco the other got drafted, and they both never made it past A-ball as far as I know.

THE CHAMP. said...

who cares who's lying.

and I might take the "ultimate lurker" title, but i just don't get to come over here that often

blue said...

I don't care about a bloody sock incident from 3 years ago

whocares said...

how hard did he throw back then?



I dont remember what he topped out at but he was easily in the low 90's. He was by far the best pitcher on our team (obviously).

whocares said...

And yes, you could classify him as a prep-neck. At least back then. Things may have changed since he lives on the left coast now...

tem said...

I never thought the blood was real.

Never.

whocares said...

Yeah, we had two guys off of that team get drafted and me and a few others went to Jucos/ Small colleges.

We would play these teams from Florida and Louisiana and their teams would be LO-DEAD with D-1 prospects. Most of them going to LSU/ FSU/ Miami, etc. Needless to say we got drummed on several occasions except when Peavy was out there...

Mills said...

Jim Palmer: He's 40 years old. He asked the Red Sox to pick up an option for next year. And Theo Epstein said we're not in the business of picking up options for 41-year old pitchers, but if you pitch well, we'd love to have you back.

Gary Thorne: 0-2 delivery in the dirt.

Palmer: Of course, he announced it on his blog.

Thorne: Oh yeah. Well nothing's done by Curt Schilling unless it's on his blog.

Palmer: Well, there's a great line here. It says "No mere sports reporter could hope to be as authoritative on the subject as Schilling himself. For the avid fan, reading Schilling on Schilling may offer the sort of enlightment an art historian might expect if a diary were to suddenly be discovered in which Rembrandt set down self-critical evaluations of every brush stroke shortly after removing his smock and cleaning his brushes." That was an editorial in the Globe ...

Thorne: And there was no puncutation in that by the way.

Palmer: No, no.

Thorne: Bako's got a 1-2 count here.

Palmer (laughs): Well, 2 strikes, 2 outs, I had to get it in there in a hurry.

Thorne: It's good.

Palmer: But the Globe's just talking, I mean that's Curt.

Thorne: Well, the press hates him in Boston --

Palmer: Yeah.

Thorne: -- because he doesn't cooperate. 1-2 delivery and that one's taken in the dirt. The great story we were talking about the other night was that famous red stocking that he wore when they finally won, the blood on his stocking. Nah. It was painted. Doug Mirabelli confessed up to it after. It was all for PR. Two ball, two strike count.

Palmer: Yeah, that was the 2004 World Series.

Thorne: Yeah.

Palmer: That second appearance.

Thorne: 2 and 2, 2 down. Orioles struggling here just trying to get somebody on and get something going against him. He wanted that call, didn't get it, did a little jump step, 3-2 count.

ToddPacker said...

and I might take the "ultimate lurker" title



that was funny, champ

Mills said...

i think the bloody sock thing is interesting.

why would anybody fake or lie about that?

Mills said...

is champ in fantasy leagues?

Mills said...

In an interview the other day, Miguel Cabrera said he wanted to play with Pujols.

The world would be filled with much joy if this were to occur.

tem said...

Why wouldn't they?

It's funny. Let's make everyone believe that my sock is all bloody and I am an iron man out here.

I might paint my work shirts with blood(red) just to get people in the office to think I am playing through the pain.

tem said...

Champ wins all the fantasy leagues.

ToddPacker said...

maybe he justs wants to drink some wine with larusa

tem said...

I played on an All Star team in little league. We had 0 good players.

ToddPacker said...

shilling is a fraud

ToddPacker said...

"I played on an All Star team in little league. We had 0 good players"


tem you were on the team, so they had at least 1 good player... give yourself some credit

whocares said...

why would anybody fake or lie about that?




Probably to go down as the ultimate hero of a city and be adored by generations of fans...but that's just a guess.

tem said...

Nope. We all sucked.

Mills said...

Probably to go down as the ultimate hero of a city and be adored by generations of fans...but that's just a guess.

I get you on that end. I guess I was speaking more of "why would gary thorne blatantly say that if it wasn't, in fact, true?"

BTW - Schilling has not responded to questions and comments about it on his blog thus far.

tem said...

Although I did bat .750 in hike school.

Mills said...

Mike Greenberg said they should test it. It is sitting in cooperstown.

blue said...

How come Gary Thorne is the only one who knows this story...what makes him special?

Mills said...

Although I did bat .750 in hike school.

3 for 4 huh? nice season. nice work.

tem said...

Schilling is too busy playing World of Warcraft to write on his blog right now.

blue said...

"Although I did bat .750 in hike school"

3/4 before a career ending freak injury?

tem said...

yep, 3 for 4.

ToddPacker said...

"3/4 before a career ending freak injury"


did you slip on piss-ice?

tem said...

Nah I just never got in unless the other team sucked.

My one out was my best contact too, a warning track shot.

All the rest were bloops.

tem said...

I was not even NIT good.

blue said...

at least you were on the team

blue said...

that's how my highschool basketball career went, most of my best contributions were in practice...my senior year i got to play a bunch, but i wasn't Grandma good or NIT good.

tem said...

Umm, anyone who wanted to be on the team made it. My graduating class was 54 or 56 kids.

tem said...

I was even a poor sun flower seed eater. Which was sad, since that is all I did during the games.

whocares said...

Hey, somebody's gotta be the opposition at practice. Otherwise how is the "real talent" gonna get any better. Nice work, Ben.

whocares said...

At least that is what my baxitball coach always told me.


I helped win games in less "obvious" ways. Nobody likes a showoff..

blue said...

vegas line for the over/under for wins for the broncos is 9.5 for next season...if i was a betting man, i'd take the over with lots and lots of money.

tem said...

What's the over/under for Tampa Bay? 4.5?

whocares said...

I know this was discussed briefly yesterday, but why is Tampa Bay the only body of water that has teams named after it?


Was the city of Tampa not cool enough so they went for the bay instead? I really dont get it.

Mills said...

i think broncos can win at least 10 as well. raiders and chiefs are going to be awful. chargers aren't going to be as good either.

blue said...

my highschool basketball team was very good, I always like to say that I could have started for most teams in the city, i just had the luck of playing behind a bunch of great players...of which only 2 went on to play in college and they were both big men and I was a guard, so that theory doesn't really have any merit.

blue said...

I think they use Tampa Bay to incorporate the entire area, so including St. Pete.

tem said...

They wanted to be like Green Bay, but orange with funny pirate symbols.

whocares said...

Sounds like Blue's coming to a sobering realization.

tem said...

So the guards went right the the NBA right?

tem said...

And apparently hick hops wants thundercunt to send him Eli Manning.

blue said...

"Sounds like Blue's coming to a sobering realization."

Oh I came to that long ago. I was going to walk on at Idaho but decided to drink beer the night before tryouts.

tem said...

I think you made the right decision.

whocares said...

Did you show up to the tryouts all hungover and shit? Or did you just skip them alltogether?

blue said...

skipped them altogether...they were at 6am....i had been working out with the guys and playing pick-up ball....so I knew where I stood.

tem said...

But the coaches might have been looking for heart. You can't measure heart.

tem said...

I just read this. I didn't even know American Idol was doing a fund raiser...anyway:

Celine Dion made TV history in America last night when she performed live with Elvis Presley. Technology enabled the Canadian to appear to sing alongside Presley onstage at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood during the American Idol "Idol Gives Back" charity special. The late rocker appeared in hologram form for the breathtaking duet of "If I Can Dream" with Dion, leaving many audience members stunned and convinced they were seeing a ghost.

whocares said...

TV History my ass. We've already seen Alvin (the chipmunk) doing the moonwalk next to Michael Jackson.

Padre Haterous said...

gotta say, that performance looked sweet last night.

blue said...

I watched that last night...it was stupid.

blue said...

my wife only cried 3 times during the show.....i think the o/u was 5

Padre Haterous said...

we also had Paula gettin' frisky with a cat in Opposites Attract.

jugdish said...

I saw it, the hologram thing looked pretty real I thought...

blue said...

I personally liked the kids from Kentucky last night that were learnin to read..."edumacation is importent, cuz wit'out learnin' you cain't hardly get a job."

blue said...

I didn't realize it was a hologram, i figured that it was some tv trick photography...like martin short in 3 amigos.

jugdish said...

That was funny...it was hard not to laugh at that one...

Padre Haterous said...

i like the "it's my 5 minutes to care" segments as well.

blue said...

News corp (fox's company) comes off as caring because they donated 5M$...their Net Income in 2006 was 2.3 billion, so they donated roughly .2% of their profits from last year....like I told my wife, it's like a family giving $20

blue said...

but they are heroes of american industry.

Captain Stupendous said...

champ winning all the fantasy leagues is a myth

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't catch up this AM.

Schilling blood, real to me!

7th & 8th grade combined BA, .012.

I was a pitcher not a hitter. Unfortunately we had some major headhunters and loose cannons pitching for the other teams. Hitting was terrifying.

whocares said...

Is Kim Jong Il no longer with us?



Damn shame.

ToddPacker said...

"7th & 8th grade combined BA, .012"


wow that's bad, meiz..... doing some quick math.... that's 1 for 83... not good

ToddPacker said...

i can't belive this many people watch a karoake contest.... unreal

blue said...

my wife loves that show....and since I made her watch the basketball game, she made me watch it.

blue said...

they get no money from me though!

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

tem said...

I have not watched an episode of idol since season 2.

I didn't watch any of season 1, so I caught some of season 2 to find out what it was all about.

Wasn't too impressed, but that Clay Aiken is dreamy.

jugdish said...

I'm not a big reality show fan, so I've never watched it until this season, but its not bad at all. DVRing it makes it better because you can FF through commercials too.

tem said...

zeke's here. it must be lunch time for me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

1 for 83 exactly.

It was aannoying. I was a stud hitter in Milwaukee, move to the 'burbs and I couldn't do it. I did lead the team in OBP in 7th grade, though.

tem said...

You lead the team in OBP, but batted .083?? How is this possible?

blue said...

meiz took a lot of walks.

blue said...

he's very patient at the plate, it was either a walk or a strikeout.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

.012. I was a HBP & walk drawing machine. Gotta get on base.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

exactly blue.

blue said...

Jemele Hill is chatting today at 1pm ET.

blue said...

I don't know why that excites me.

blue said...

the morning radio show guys here interviewed scoop today...i laughed a lot...not because he's funny but because they took him as a serious journalist.

Mills said...

tem said...
You lead the team in OBP, but batted .083?? How is this possible?

11:32 AM


blue said...
meiz took a lot of walks.


There are not enough plate appearances in little league to do that kind of math, unless everyone on Meiz's team hit like him.

blue said...

scoop gets lot of play during the NBA playoffs, him and Stephen A.

jugdish said...

How many times would you shit per game?

Isiah Thomas said...

was this a national game or is gary thorne working for the O's now?

blue said...

methinks mills is retarded.

Mills said...

i have no idea what i hit in little league.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: Deke's OBP for LL

mills, I'm going to let you in on a little secret.

Very rarely on LOV, very rarely, maybe once a month, some people, not everyone though, use this thing called sarcasm.

Its very rare but you see it from time to time.

Isiah Thomas said...

deke's on deck circle in little league was a port-o-john

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hadn't developed my pooping prowess quite yet.

Isiah Thomas said...

imagining a port-o-john where the on-deck circle is makes me laugh.

ToddPacker said...

"mills, I'm going to let you in on a little secret.

Very rarely on LOV, very rarely, maybe once a month, some people, not everyone though, use this thing called sarcasm.

Its very rare but you see it from time to time"


nice, meiz.... lawyers can be a little slow

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

me too

whocares said...

I dont think deke was being sarcastic.

Mills said...

By Mike Penner, Times Staff WriterApril 26, 2007
During my 23 years with The Times' sports department, I have held a wide variety of roles and titles. Tennis writer. Angels beat reporter. Olympics writer. Essayist. Sports media critic. NFL columnist. Recent keeper of the Morning Briefing flame.Today I leave for a few weeks' vacation, and when I return, I will come back in yet another incarnation. As Christine.

From NOIS

ToddPacker said...

"deke's on deck circle in little league was a port-o-john"



that's great

jugdish said...

It was LL, so it would be a little training seat...something he could dump out on his own after each at bat.

That is where the saying..."I've got one on deck..." comes from...it comes from Meiz.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

zeke said that

Mills said...

i am with wc... there seemed to be no indication of sarcasm there.

Mills said...

deke is pretty straight with his info most of the time.

just the facts.

6 poops a day.

.012 ba.

whocares said...

It sounded like genuine frustration coming from deke.

jugdish said...

Still, its LL...why challenge it? Just let it be.

Padre Haterous said...

maybe we should call John P instead so he can hear the sarcasm in your voice..

Mills said...
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Mills said...

nevermind...

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm jones-in to do that.

Padre Haterous said...

i wear my D beanie cap and it pisses this one guy off, so now i do it intentionally.

he wishes he was a supervisor over our dept so he could say something. instead, stick to your biting your tongue, you whench.

Mills said...

"why challenge it?"

i was under the impression that pretty much every assertion/opinion/idea is challenged here. what else do we argue over then?

Padre Haterous said...

john p, do u have a direct extension, or should we just call the -7200 line and ax for ya?

jugdish said...

You never challenged his poops!

whocares said...

padre,


Are you like that IT kid from the commercial that shows up late, throws on the headphones, and then immediately goes on break?

Mills said...

FH -

Just noticed that you link to my old law firm page.

Thanks for the referrals. I am sure Mike appreciates the biz.

Padre Haterous said...

eerily similiar

Mills said...

THAT...was sarcasm.

I am glad you are infatuated with me enough that you feel the need to look me up.

at least you know that i am not full of shit...unlike yourself...

blue said...

There is a guy wearing a "spiderman" jersey here today, #62. WTF?

ToddPacker said...

mills is a lawyer... who knew?

Mills said...

you won't get me at the 7200 number. but feel free to try. you obviously have nothing else to do with your life. perhaps that why you faked your own suicide?

Padre Haterous said...

millsie, ah yes, the new blog is open for bidness.. dont be a stranger.

ToddPacker said...

spiderman jersey



please advise

ToddPacker said...

i smell angry weasel

Mills said...

i am not angry at all. just commenting that i appreciate iam's/ypp/fh infatuation.

Isiah Thomas said...

doesn't rev have his test today, he's prob knee deep in tastycake wrappers.

Isiah Thomas said...

i smell angry weasel

it stings the nostrils

ToddPacker said...

"doesn't rev have his test today, he's prob knee deep in tastycake wrappers."


waist deep

Mills said...

it stings the nostrils

that is funny. but still not true.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm sure Ludo Gardini gets sarcasm and he's not even from our country.

Padre Haterous said...

weazy, when i see a link posted, i click it.. thats how i found your shit.

however the only reason i have your license plate number is b/c i sat outside your house.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd go ass-to-mouth on Leslie Byram, I bet she's a harlot.

blue said...

re: spiderman jersey

It's like a football jersey, but the name on the back is Spiderman and it's all like black and red.

Isiah Thomas said...

however the only reason i have your license plate number is b/c i sat outside your house.


ahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Mills said...

well whoever finds time to posts links from my old law firm has too much time on their hands... but to each his own.

i don't think that ludo guy is still there anymore. i thought he sounds much smarter than me though as far as profiles go.

Mills said...

FMZ might not like that Mat

Padre Haterous said...

weasy doesnt get the irony of a hater hating on his own blog and hating himself.

broken and cant be fixed.

jugdish said...

Hey, at least they didn't find a profile like Kod's...look at the bright side Mills.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Angry weasel smells like a piss soaked cat.

Isiah Thomas said...

weazy you graduated law school in '05 and you're already on your second job?

ToddPacker said...

"broken and cant be fixed"


so true

Mills said...

mat -

i am Corporate Counsel for a company. How old are the corporate attorneys at your office? I bet you don't find one that is 26.

You move when good opportunities arise.

ebntx said...

"The only thing that will make Kobe Bryant feel better after this game will probably result in another purchase of an eight-karat purple ring for his wife."

from the am jump. funny.

Padre Haterous said...

and weaz, all of us have too much time on our hands or we wouldnt be blogging away..

that said, we've found out that kod swings, beth likes bondage and numerous other things that only Spiff could find. its not like finding your ass was a breakthrough for whoever did it (especially with u trumpeting your personal info ala Kod).

Padre Haterous said...

sorry kod... *swung

Padre Haterous said...

freak, are u mad at this?

effin colts!

ToddPacker said...

kod did say he retired from the swing

Mills said...

"He's played previously with ouchies, but he's always hit," La Russa said.

OUCHIES? Say it ain't so TLR

ToddPacker said...

tony was probably loaded when he said that

Mills said...

you guys see cowherd lost his 40 yd dash race?

he has to get a tatoo now since he lost.

Isiah Thomas said...

some lady in my office has said numerous times, "Hold on I need to go potty"

Mills said...

i never want anyone to know when i gotta visit the john. i even go to the first floor to avoid the ackward conversation when you run into somebody in there.

the other day i went on my floor, and some dude saddled up to next to me at the urinal (despite the availablity of a urinal a space over) AND hit my arm with his.

I about lost it. I don't want to be touched my another dude when he is touching his little dude.

Padre Haterous said...

follow her into the potty and beat her with the toilet seat.

Mills said...

i gotta roll. tem-ish lunch time today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Brew Crew statement of the day:

"The Brewers are 2nd in the majors in home runs, 3rd in slugging, 8th in OBP, and yet 9th in runs scored. Why? Oh, because once a game Bill Hall decides that since he's black, he must also be fast. However, he fails to realize that every time he tries to take an extra base, he gets out."

Padre Haterous said...

i thought i smelled homophobeness in the air, but apparently it was the scent of racism.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

papa hate, you should know by now that racism is funny.

Padre Haterous said...

the rest of the am jump is painful.

Padre Haterous said...

nigga pleeze!

tem said...

All black guys aren't fast?

My world is being turned upside down.

tem said...

Even Shaq runs a 4.55 forty.

blue said...

i once met a black man who couldn't jump very high...i took his picture.

tem said...

So I get this email today asking for help planning a 1 person practical joke / prank in response to the following. My first response was to plow their girlfriends.

"So, I had a meeting tonight at 8 o'clock that lasted till 20 minutes after 9 o'clock. Three of my roommates decided it would be funny to get a ladder and prop it up against the house and sneak into my room through my window that was open. Well, needless to say, when I returned to my room, EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERYTHING was stripped from my room. One of my mattresses was gone; my 2 chairs were gone; all 8 of my posters were stripped from my walls; food = gone; magazines = gone; every single left shoe I own = gone; duffel-bag = gone; pictures of the woman = gone; basically long and short of it, you name it = gone. "

blue said...

cho says to shoot those guys...that'll learn em

blue said...

Kim would say:

raunch a nucrear attack on dem

tem said...

so my responses are plow their girlfriends and shoot them.

seem solid enough.

blue said...

That is a question for ask Ron-Ron

blue said...

is anyone going to check out Jemele's chat?

tem said...

jemele from P2.

umm no.

Padre Haterous said...

jemele, hell yeah.. almost forgot.

time to get some hate on!

Padre Haterous said...

this bring your kids to work thing is a phucking sham.. one guy in our group brought his, so now he is doing absolutely nothing but sitting there.. wtf.

blue said...

my old boss always brought his daughter to work, she'd sit and color and he'd leave at noon...pretty sweet gig if you can get it.

blue said...

Jemele, tell us how you really feel about Don Imus...don't hold anything back.

blue said...

she is late, hopefully she is dead.

blue said...

did we ever figure out why freak hates us?

blue said...

a lot of daytime beisbol games going on today

blue said...

crickets....

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