Monday, April 30, 2007

hot route.....hot route.....HOT ROUTE

Alright, BIG sports weekend. Playoff hoops, playoff hockey, MLB, boxing, NASCAR and of course the NFL Draft - which is what I'll concentrate on for today's post.

I'll go team-by-team and round by round, with analysis for each. Winners....losers, player analysis, team and trade analysis also. Let's get to it.










































Sucka ass.

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Isiah Thomas said...

the series isn't over BUT.....

someone needs to remove Baron Davis's scrot from Dallas' face.

ebntx said...

your best work yet.

ebntx said...

i have to be at work in 6 hrs.

ebntx said...

one more scratch and then im gone.

El Padrino said...

what a great post

El Padrino said...

brady queen dropped a bit huh?

Beth said...

ElP, how are the eyes? You finally ready to start rooting for the Braves now that you can see more clearly? :-)

El Padrino said...

hahaha

met game tonight

ojos are fine, little bit of blurry-ness left

normal though, he said about a week or so

El Padrino said...

i think you shoulda kept your adopted name

Beth said...

Nah, not til I lose another bet. The pic was tempting though.

Beth said...

Although now I'm trying to find a different pic to use since no one else uses their real pic on here.

El Padrino said...

take a celavage shot and use that

El Padrino said...

i posted something on LOB

El Padrino said...

elizabeth does the curtains match the rug?

just wondering

El Padrino said...

*do the

Beth said...

How's this for some cleavage? It's not mine but almost could be. :-)

Beth said...

And since you got the name right (Elizabeth instead of Bethany) I'll go ahead and tell you that the rug's a little darker, what rug there is. The curtains get highlighted.

El Padrino said...

sweet.

Beth said...

By the way ElP, when I was looking for cleavage shots I found this pic and thought you may want it as YOUR pic at some point. :-)

El Padrino said...

excellent find

El Padrino said...

i will store this in my pic folder for use at a later date

Padre Haterous said...

mornin' whores.

brady.. effin.. quinn.. that shit was heelareious.

whoever had their hands in the vince carter deal must've had some input on the Moss trade.. got'amn that was a ripoff.

Padre Haterous said...

best analysis of the afternoon: michael smith on M.D. and why he was slipping..

missing in the big games, sketchy accuracy.. and "some teams dont like him cause his name is Brady".

El Padrino said...

word.

a 4th rounder for a potential 10+ TD WR a year

what an off season for the pats

El Padrino said...

I saw that

he said " and believe it or not, some gm's say they just don't like the name Brady"

oh, ok but they like AMOBI?

El Padrino said...

Why not us? had a terrible draft

i enjoyed that

Padre Haterous said...

yeah amobi, calvin, gaines, jamarcus, LaRon.. take your pick

Padre Haterous said...

i think dirk is trying to give away the mvp.

thejaywhite said...

Some call it a comeback

thejaywhite said...

Some say I never left

El Padrino said...

i've been here for years

thejaywhite said...

Buffalo Bills dominated the draft

blue said...

dirk looks scared to death out there on the floor.

El Padrino said...

Dirk is peyton before peyton stopped being peyton.

thejaywhite said...

Dirk cant handle physical strong and quick guards...hes never put up good numbers against guys who challenge him to put it up off balance..but who would play well in that situation..Avery is getting out coached he should just have dirk post up all game and hope for the mismatches or dish and hope terry, stack can make the shot

blue said...

Brady Quinn had to leave the green room because his mascara was running from all the crying he was doing...great pick Cleveland.

thejaywhite said...

I really fucking hate the patriots and seeing moss go for only a 4th kills me...i hate that team

thejaywhite said...

browns are gonna regret giving up that 1st for my boy BQ...hes not gonna be a good pro

tem said...

I like what the Browns did.

More props need given to Meiz's dude who bowled a 300 in the State Tourney. Assuming that really happened. There was no (s) so I assume it did.

tem said...

I heard Miami didn't take Quinn because his girlfriend's skin was too pale and she couldn't be in sunny places for too long.

El Padrino said...

hey at least cle does not have to pay him big time money

El Padrino said...

i heard she's a biter

blue said...

Dirk definitely doesn't have that sneer going on this year in the playoffs.

tem said...

Browns would have just fucked up next year's number 1 anyway. At least they get an Ohio guy who will help sell seats.

And that OT looks good.

El Padrino said...

it's almost a given Quinn holds out for more money

tem said...

Is Kiper's big board for 2008 up yet?

blue said...

Quinn's lady friend was pissed, she kept seeing her engagement ring getting smaller and smaller as he fell.

El Padrino said...

i loved that the OL was fishing on Lake Michigan

thejaywhite said...

if I was quinn.I would not accept number 22 money..Id still want # 2 QB in the draft money.. or atleast what matt walmart got last season...

blue said...

I think it was Keith who asked why everybody thought Quinn was a punk...it's because he goes on national TV and says stuff like "i should be the #1 pick, and anybody who doesn't pick me is stupid"

El Padrino said...

Braylon Edwards looked jacked

Padre Haterous said...

at this time i'd also like to extend an olive branch of dick to shaq.

there's your present buddy, one more year off your career. go have a heart attack.

El Padrino said...

olive branch of dick is genius.

El Padrino said...

i mean the Bulls straight took it to the HEAT who's avg player is like my boy Blue.

blue said...

and the raiders get a major WTF?? If you're going to get rid of Moss, and make a trade to pick up McCown, then why aren't you drafting Calvin Johnson?

blue said...

by the way, i'm refusing to talk about the mcnuggets game on saturday night other then to say again, Thundersticks are the worst sports invention of all time...and I hate Manu Ginobli

El Padrino said...

McNown is the brisdge guy apparentely

Padre Haterous said...

keith on quinn: also, go look at all the coverage of the draft.. who's pic is up there? M.D.

media.made.star.

stop shoving the pretty boy down our throats. college fans knew who he was, and apparently so did nfl scouts.. let it go, he aint tha sheet like u try to make him out to be.

thejaywhite said...

raiders are stupid...J Russ is going to be decent..not great..I would have traded down and just built the defense..grab T green for a 4th, and keep moss, and hope he turns around.

Padre Haterous said...

mike williams also got dumped to the raiders.

although you know youre in trouble if the lions are giving u players who are almost immediately being deemed starters.

Padre Haterous said...

brady to moss will be sick.

El Padrino said...

Raiders gor Mike Williams

he re-unites with Kiffin, he'll turn out to be good, watch

too much talent not to

thejaywhite said...

LOL..now theyre saying GINN JR..wont be healthy for camp..lol..what a terrible pick

tem said...

tjw, did you go to jail for not paying that one bill?

El Padrino said...

oh yeah the dolphins really reached with that one

i laughed heartily

El Padrino said...

Chris Leak of Florida, Jared Zabransky of Boise State, Wisconsin's John Stocco, Drew Tate of Iowa, Pitt's Tyler Palko and Tulane's Lester Ricard.

out of those I would have thought Tate and Palko would have gone

Padre Haterous said...

im with ep, i think mwilliams can still be salvaged. they tried to make him into a totally diff player in the D, and obviously that failed. round hole, square peg.. lions were dumb.

Padre Haterous said...

tjw, what's your report card lookin like now? u nail that math paper or what..

El Padrino said...

San Fran is going to be solid if that kid can play, which it looks like he can

thier draft was awesome and the 4th rounder for DJ was a solid move for them

thejaywhite said...

no jail....although I posted a new blog..you may want to read that and catch up on what Ive been up too

Padre Haterous said...

woulda thought Tate woulda gone before Stanton.

thejaywhite said...

ended up with a mid- low 60 in math..refused to by the text book and did shitty....TJW dont buy books

El Padrino said...

let's not forget Michael Bush, before the foot injury in SEPTEMBER, is going to be real good for Oakland.

jugdish said...

Chris Leak ended up in Chicago.

El Padrino said...

did he?

FA sigining?

El Padrino said...

well matt millen was involved in the Stanton pick so take that with a grain of salt Padre.

thejaywhite said...

Bush has a steel rod in his leg..I dont expect him to ever be great..decent sure..never a 1500 yard back...just a good guy to have around for 200 carries a season

tem said...

Did ND RB get drafted?

El Padrino said...

i'm a little disappointed that no titties were shown by that agent on Entourage

El Padrino said...

Darius Walker, no, not that i remember

El Padrino said...

I disagree, i think Bush could be a feature back

I really liked Arizona's draft

jugdish said...

Yeah, he was undrafted. I caught it on the ticker last night after the GS game.

thejaywhite said...

Walker..sucks..he was the downfall of Notre Dame the past couple seasons. Noone respected our running game cause we didn't have one.

El Padrino said...

i thought Rhea McKnight was a decent 6th, 7th round pick but i dont think he got drafted either.

real powerhouse that ND team was

tem said...

Tampa Bay picked every safety available.

thejaywhite said...

hey you can knock ND all you want..we've been a top 5 team in the country two years in a row..how many teams can say that..no we are champs yet, but we're no longer the laughing stock of elite schools

blue said...

top 5? I'm pretty sure they didn't finish in the top 5 either year, and the only reason they go to a BCS game is because of who they are, not because they deserve it, as has been shown in 2 straight blowout losses.

El Padrino said...

I will knock them all I want

did that scrub who was on MTV get picked?

Ryan Harris I think?

blue said...

the broncos took that Harris guy in the 3rd round I think.

El Padrino said...

probably not

it seems as if the nfl realized just because your from Notre Dame doesn't mean your good.

I just wish college football would wake up and realize that too.

El Padrino said...

i looked it up, he went to Denver
nice ben

blue said...

you gotta give Millen credit for having the stones to take CJ...they got the best player in the draft, and him and Roy Williams are going to be a force. Their offense could be pretty damn good next season if the OL can block.

Padre Haterous said...

"we've been a top 5 team in the country two years in a row"

dare i say this is the worst thing eva' said on lov.

tem said...

fuck millen.

i wanted the bucs to get CJ.

jugdish said...

John Kitna

I can have a pair of kick ass speakers, but if my amp sucks...

Padre Haterous said...

i cant believe the lions didnt even remotely address the o-line.

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blue said...

kitna isn't horrible, he's serviceable...and it's a lot easier to complete passes to guys who actually get open...when a guy named Furrey was your best option last year, you need to upgrade the talent level

Padre Haterous said...

*actually took a 4th rounder

blue said...

"i cant believe the lions didnt even remotely address the o-line. "

I didn't realize this until I looked at their draft today...it's like Marinelli said "ok we got our one guy on offense, now i'm picking defense"

Although they did get a Tackle from the broncos in the Dre Bly trade.

jugdish said...

Kitna is OK, but if they didn't address their offensive line AND they have Kitna that's not good at all.

Padre Haterous said...

obv the QB needs an major upgrade, but other than russell, theres nobody worth taking for that.

blue said...

Skins are building for the future...one pick in the first 4 rounds...also took Carson's little bro.

blue said...

The Stanton picked smelled like a homer pick by Millen..."lets see, we need a QB...this guy is from Michigan, we'll take him"

Padre Haterous said...

det mustve gotten stuff through trades and FA for the o-line.. they supposedly feel "comfortable" how they are..

and seeing as i dont follow the cats THAT closely, i got no idea about pickups theyve made recently.

tem said...

Kiper liked Stanton.

So Millen figured he must be good.

Padre Haterous said...

rogers, stanton.. local guys get to keep their local dealers.

its a courtesy thing.

El Padrino said...

stanton wasn't a bad pick
Lions did ok, i thought a RB was nec. for them

like a Antonio Pittman or Dwayne Wright

thejaywhite said...

I also think Kitna is alright

Padre Haterous said...

ep, they already picked up tatum bell, duckett, have jones... rb is kinda stacked.

Captain Stupendous said...

if kiper was so good, wouldnt a team hire him for drafting purposes

blue said...

"if kiper was so good, wouldnt a team hire him for drafting purposes"

the teams just pay the 9.95 for insider access and read what he has to say...why pay him for what they can get for free.

Captain Stupendous said...

Shaq got swept the most times in NBA history, awesome.

so when does football season start

Padre Haterous said...

as much as i think kitna is a 2nd stringer, bottom line is the numbers were there.. they could get down the field and couldnt punch it in. maybe CJ will help that.. possibly.

but then again, alot of the times they fucked up it was fumbled snaps and up-the-middle plays with no power back..

blue said...

I particularly liked the interview with Brady Quinn right before the Dolphins picked...i'm paraphrasing "it'll be great to work with coach Cameron, he sent me a playbook and quizzed me on plays and situations...he's developed some great quarterbacks so yeah i'm excited about playing for him"

Quinn must have failed those quizzes.

Captain Stupendous said...

teams are gonna go deep on the skins all day, but if anyone comes across the middle, their head might fall off

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Catching up is pointless. I'm just glad to be here.

blue said...

I hear ya spiff...when does football season start indeed.

blue said...

and we're glad you're here too meiz.

El Padrino said...

forgot about tatum bell

tj duckett is crapola

El Padrino said...

why did the skins draft Jordan Palmer?

Padre Haterous said...

phuck shack.

blue said...

used car salesman Corbin is at it again...taking two Cy Young candidates for a bunch of piss ice.

ToddPacker said...

meiz threw up this weekend

tjw is back

beth drops "what rug there is"

and i'm up to my ears in tps... mondays suck

thejaywhite said...

in the middle of watching sopranos..Ill be back with yas shortly

El Padrino said...

sepaking of soprano's and IDGAF if you didnt see it yet but did anyone think Tony was involved in that black girls death?

and for the complainers we've had 4 episodes and 4 deaths

so not bad

Captain Stupendous said...

skins have no idea what to do with a pick in rounds 2-7, never find a steal

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ElP, I don't think T had anything to do with it. (ns)

blue said...

EP-
I asked my wife the exact same thing...i thought Tony had something to do with it.

ToddPacker said...

yea ep.. i thought the same thing

tem said...

Are the hockey playoffs over yet?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I puked 3 days in a row.

Gonna take it easy for a minute.

tem said...

Ginn will not last in the NFL.

He will get broken.

El Padrino said...

HB Blades spiff

joking, because when those gaurds come out and pull on a running play he will get stopmed on

thejaywhite said...

when hesh says..- assets..under 6.;..do you think he means MILL or 600 K

El Padrino said...

yea meiz

relax man, livers dont grow on trees





wow, that's the pretty hypocritical of me

El Padrino said...

6MM = 6 mil

ToddPacker said...

why did that kid take a dump in the shower.... it would have been funnier if he picked it up and threw it at the kids making fun of him

El Padrino said...

that was funny

outright shitted in the shower

hahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

little homo

blue said...

On that house thing though Carmella said she cleared 6, i took that originally to mean 6K, but when Tony bitched that they could have turned it into a million, i decided it was 600K

ToddPacker said...

not enough meadow this season... there should be a token pool-side shot every episode

Corbin said...

"used car salesman Corbin is at it again...taking two Cy Young candidates for a bunch of piss ice. "

Dude has no offense, he drafts pitchers when everyone is taking offense early and trades his pitching depth for offense...

Chipper and Adrian Gonzalez are putting up MVP numbers thus far...Cuddyer is in between Mauer and Morneau, runs and RBI a plenty.

Look at his team before the deal, then after...his team is vastly improved

blue said...

Hollinger is in Denver...If I see that little shit at the game tonight, i'll throw shit at him...just for zeke.

Padre Haterous said...

the company watering our plants is called Planterra.

El Padrino said...

padre are they rocking the 80's metal hair look?

El Padrino said...

i agree TP

also i'd like to see the spanish girls titties

ToddPacker said...

planterra... funny

El Padrino said...

*girl

ToddPacker said...

spanish girl is gone, i guess....

that shot of aj's suv decked out with puerto rican flags was funny

ebntx said...

i watched sopranos after reading endlessly on here. it was alright. what stuck the most with me is that tony's conversations about gambling with carmela made me believe that this has occured frequently at elp's house.

ToddPacker said...

corb's new team name: "JoshHancocksSeatbelt"... wow

blue said...

I don't understand that spanish chick...she seems to be all money hungry and shit, but then just dumps AJ, that makes no sense...of course AJ crying like a baby in the next episode makes me laugh uncontrollably.

ToddPacker said...

aj might start a relationship with shower-dumper

El Padrino said...

yeah i saw that

corb's a dirtbag

i wonder if Weazy poured out some of his wine cooler for hancock last night

El Padrino said...

spanish chick should be nude
obligatory shower shot or something

she'll be on maxim or fhm soon anyway

blue said...

hancock had to be drunk right? I haven't read the story but you don't just smash into a towtruck with it's lights flashing if you're not inebriated.

ToddPacker said...

what time did the accident happen?

El Padrino said...

eb, yeah
i've done that before
always end it with

"just kidding babe, no really, I'm kidding, no need for curses"

ToddPacker said...

nevermind... 12:35 a.m

could be booze related

blue said...

the carm/tony fight over money made me say to my wife "see, their fight over money makes ours look like peanuts"

El Padrino said...

600K bitch said I thought that was "MY" money

yea, sure

Tony S dont play that

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

Captain Stupendous said...

larussa taught him well

blue said...

carmella is learning you don't fuck with the mob if they're one of your investors.

Isiah Thomas said...

and the hot chick is wearing her smallest tank-top yet. God bless 100 dee-grees.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: ND top 5

47-21

It hurts so good.

El Padrino said...

again, lob has been updated

El Padrino said...

CAPTAIN BARBOSA!

thejaywhite said...

just cause you lose to another top 5 team by 20 dont mean you arent top 5...anyways....Tony is getting pretty angry..i think phil L is gonna die soon enough...

Isiah Thomas said...

*cyber standing O for a Monday.

Isiah Thomas said...

it'll be hard for Dirk to post up and pass out of double teams when he's conducting a Golden State circle jerk - both hands will be busy.

Captain Stupendous said...

standing O for me-shawn's draft analysis, really lived up to the name

Isiah Thomas said...

I still think Dallas wins in 7.

El Padrino said...

i love nd fans

El Padrino said...

yeah keyshawn was spectacular on saturday

El Padrino said...

jarret fell to carolina late
i think it's a steal
fuck that speed bullshit
he got handZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Isiah Thomas said...

I said this on saturday but its worth mentioning again, the 2 biggest highlights (apart from BQ, MD)

1) ESPN left the mic's open a few too many times and you got to hear some quality coughs, throat clears and "who just got picked", "oh yeah the LB", etc type comments.

2) Chirs Berman struggling to finish the last part of his sentences bc he was running out of air.

Captain Stupendous said...

berman needs to go into cardiac arrest

Isiah Thomas said...

at least Berman didn't yell out the picks before they happened.

Captain Stupendous said...

the one thing that could have made the quinn slip more enjoyable would have been the dolphins calling him and us seeing him all happy on the phone, then ted gimp getting picked

thejaywhite said...

How about Vince taking it to the Raps..I love it..raps fans think that team is soo good.

El Padrino said...

nobody but toronto thought that team was good

thejaywhite said...

TO is ok...tough matchup for them...they would be tough against anyone who doenst have two perimeter scoring options...they could beat miami, orlando..teams like that...DET, CHI, NJ are just too tough for them..other than parker..noone can guard perimeter

Captain Stupendous said...

'fracture' was a solid movie, definitely rent it

Isiah Thomas said...

Victoria Beckham nip slip

nsfw

El Padrino said...

Actually, the Mavs have never rallied from a 1-3 deficit in franchise history.

El Padrino said...

plastic titties are ok with me

Padre Haterous said...

chris berman is a sloth.

kid shower-shitting was gold. thought he was gonna throw it too.. damn, if youre gonna shit and get kicked outta school, might as well make it worthwhile.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

that pic looks doctored to me.

El Padrino said...

yeah, i mean it is the shower
so you can wash your hands right after

throwing shit in the shower is FDA approved.

do it.

ebntx said...

"plastic titties are ok with me"

i thought you mentioned before that you did not like the unnatural.

thejaywhite said...

TJW is applying to be the BACHELOR

El Padrino said...

i would rather natural
i like it when i see the veins

but i wont turn down the plastic
that's why they are ok, not great

no plastic titty is better than a real one.

El Padrino said...

as in the show on tv?

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Captain Stupendous said...

those pics are not doctored, her nips are always hard as tempered steel, they cannot be stopped by layers upon layers of clothing

ebntx said...

tjw, i think your parents might have to sign a consent form.

El Padrino said...

she's a fembot

Captain Stupendous said...

did freak cut himself over the moss trade?

El Padrino said...

i think jawarski slams kolber

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