Wednesday, April 11, 2007

good morning you nappy-headed, white-devil, honky-ass, slant-eyed, (insert obligatory indian dig), dirty-ass spics!

racism: dont discriminate, hate them all.

Pacman: out. Henry: half out. (i dont get what the difference is though.. (2)Pac mustve had a better rap sheet. i guess henry bangs little girls and gets away with it, but if youre implicated in a shooting that's worse... who knew. R Kelly was thinking ahead.. he just went for the publicity rather than jail time.. good call.

my take (since you care): get the f*ck out and dont touch the weight machines while youre leaving.. peace, biznitch. see ya in spring camp.. 2-thousand-eight..teeeeeeeeeeen.

speaking of people that are out.. Bonzi is done. thanks, but no thanks. i like how JVG (as some douche on the wwl called Van Gundy) comes out and says "and bonzi was JUST about to get major minutes in these last few games..." excellent exit jab. insult to injury is always a nice quality move. check ya later, headcase.

nfl schedule is out today at 1pm (eastern, ya know.. the good time zone). yippee?

the Imus thing is taking on a life of its own and its more obnoxious than eva'. (whats new) mainstream media can suck a pole. stfu.

speaking of nappy heads.. ironic that al sharpton, who probably is the nappiest-headed person around, is the one sqeaking the loudest on this issue. i think it hits too close to home. nappy ma'fugger.

im over it all. i would like to know how many rats nest in his hair though.. we'll set the over/under at a family of 4.

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El Padrino said...

i got the over

El Padrino said...

all i want is hoes, big booty hoes

El Padrino said...

*ho's, *ho's

temwr said...

LOV after dark is amazingly entertaining.

your paternal parent said...

ho's, and lots of em.

temwr said...

I think I am going on strike today.

I might even make up some signs and walk around the office.

temwr said...

I have no reason for the strike, but it seems more rewarding and fun than actual work.

temwr said...

Dbacks uniforms last night were fugly.

El Padrino said...

hell no we wont go

whocares said...

I got nothing.

whocares said...

Although I am about to be single for the next two weeks. The wife is going on a bachelorette party tomorrow for the whole weekend, then is leaving for work next Monday and wont be back until Friday, at which time I am going out of town to play some golf.


I dont know if my liver is going to be able to take the abuse.

ebntx said...
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temwr said...

temrants are every day.

thursday will need to be an entire day of CPE self study. So I can just close my office door and ignore everyone.

El Padrino said...

wc nice bio's

wife away = glorious

El Padrino said...

MET game tonight
i'm out this bitch by quarter to 5

traffic is going to be a BIATCH

Steve said...

And donut #3, I proclaim myself...The Donut Ninja

temwr said...

The strike is not going well.

temwr said...

haha, good picture.

say it...say it.

matte.

whocares said...

Did I read somewhere that I Love NY was fake?


I......I'm shocked. Shocked and appalled.

whocares said...

I am planning a Friday strike.

your paternal parent said...

yeah the bio's were hilarious

whocares said...

Married life is funny sometimes. I've lived on my own since I was 18, but for some reason when the wife leaves town it's like I'm fifteen all over again and my parents just left for the weekend.


Kegger at WC's place.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

SHAUN!!!

temwr said...

Did we get an el pad, meiz, or ypp bio last night?

whocares said...

I guess I have found my calling in life.

Writing bio's for people I only know through the internet.

ben said...

Meiz, is that your new entrance saying?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

There wasn't a bio for me. Last night felt hollow because of it.

temwr said...

It is an admirable calling.

It is right up there with writing diaries of SG articles.

Which he should be posting one today.

temwr said...

He didn't post one yesterday because he posted under the SH personna instead.

El Padrino said...
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El Padrino said...

ture wc, when she's not around i am simply not an adult

El Padrino said...

meiz dont feel bad i didnt get one either

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Meiz, is that your new entrance saying?"

No, I just holler "Shaun" whenever I see Simon Pegg, aka, Shaun Of The Dead.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

In my British Female voice.

ebntx said...

i have deleted my pic because it wouldnt show up on my end. does it show up with you guys?

ebntx said...

i guess it does with meiz. i am trying to rework it.

ben said...

Ok, i got that yesterday, but I didn't see shaun today.

ben said...

oh EB changed his pic after he posted. I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Steve said...

Looks Like They're Dropping The Charges

El Padrino said...

civil suit to follow

El Padrino said...

debating whether or not to go shirtless tonight

it's gteed face time on tv if i do

but hell it's only going to be 40 degrees

Mills said...

i am excited for dice-k v. ichiro today. i saw a you tube clip of a previous matchup between the two that made ichiro look like a punk, not coming even close to doing squat with 3 k's in 4 abs

Mills said...

and how bout zack greinke? dude is back to be the "chosen one" for the royals. gordon finally got a hr yesterday.

and the cards won in 12. good day.

Mills said...

have you guys been following this colin cowherd ripping off a blog's original stuff and using it as its own, then getting called out by blogs around the country, and ultimately launching war against one of them, and getting reprimanded by the espn ombuds(wo)man story?

your paternal parent said...

the duke thing is a joke. eff all those people who tried to convict the white devils without any real info..

it just goes to show.. u cant trust women. especially black ones. that strip.

cue Jemele.

your paternal parent said...

ep = no shirt is a must. i need entertainment if im watching this game..

your paternal parent said...

bill cowherds kid writes a blog?

ben said...

"eff all those people who tried to convict the white devils without any real info.. "

I'm pretty sure they were blue devils.

your paternal parent said...

im guessing that having the nickname Pacman is what got him suspended the other 8 games. that, and having it embroidered into your car seats was just too douchebaggy.

your paternal parent said...

correction*
the white, blue devils.

ben said...

I agree with what somebody had to say on LOV after dark about the whole Duke LAX thing...where are the protesters now? These kids are going to sue the hell out of Duke University and Durham County.

ben said...

and i'm never going to bemedji,mn

El Padrino said...

ypp, check in bout the 7th inning
the situation will warrant me to bare my bressessss

ebntx said...

wear some pasties with tassles that should get you on tv.

whocares said...

Sorry for no bio for Meiz and Elp. I will work to correct this today...

ben said...

hey tem-
is WVU proud of it's two NFL stars?

El Padrino said...

no pasties

bear chest should be enough
by 9pm it will be 40 or less

whocares said...

RE: Cowherd blog ripoff.



I need more details. Link of some kind? Cowherd's a douche to the second power. A double-douche, if you will.

I hate that guy.

whocares said...

WVU has two stars in the Niffle?

Who's the other?

temwr said...

Chris Henry and Pac Man are awesome. And people are worried that Bob Huggins will recruit thugs to campus...


We also have Marc Bulger.

whocares said...

Chris Henry went to WVU?

I had no idea.

temwr said...

Anthony Becht Tight End Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Rich Braham Center Cincinnati Bengals
John Browning Defensive Tackle Kansas City Chiefs
Marc Bulger Quarterback St. Louis Rams
James Davis Linebacker New York Giants
Kay-Jay Harris Running Back St. Louis Rams
Chris Henry Wide Receiver Cincinnati Bengals
Adam Jones Cornerback Tennessee Titans
Antwan Lake Defensive Tackle New Orleans Saints
Mike Lorello Safety Pittsburgh Steelers
Rasheed Marshall Wide Receiver Pittsburgh Steelers
Dee McCann Defensive Back Detroit Lions
Corey McIntyre Running Back Atlanta Falcons
Jerry Porter Wide Receiver Oakland Raiders
Todd Sauerbrun Punter New England Patriots
Gary Stills Linebacker Baltimore Ravens
John Thornton Defensive Tackle Cincinnati Bengals
Quincy Wilson Running Back Cincinnati Bengals

whocares said...

I thought he asked about stars, not all the no-names from WVU.

temwr said...

Marc Bulger
Chris Henry
Adam Jones
Jerry Porter
Todd Sauerbrun


really those are the only ones who play and Porter was in trouble last year. Sauebrun is a punter on roids.

Bulger is the only one that has stayed out of trouble.

temwr said...

Oh and Thorton plays too.

He is a Bengal though so he was probably arrested sometime recently.

ben said...

I can't wait for Pat White and that other dude to get to the NFL.

temwr said...

Braham might play too.

Apparently WVU is a triple A team for the bengals.

temwr said...

Steve Slaton is that other dude.

I'm looking forward to this season when Coach Richie Rod moves John Holmes into the box.

Holmes used to be a safety, but he is an outside linebacker now. Because "John Holmes was born to play in the box."

That's an actual quote from RRod.

Mills said...

WC --

These two links will get you most of everything you need. Look at them in starting at the bottom order (where he rips of the "M-Zone" blog re: wonderlic test).

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/colin-cowherd/

whocares said...

Maybe they should trade PacMan to Cincy just to see what kind of shit that team could get into.

It would be like the team from Necessary Roughness that scatters when the guards fire their guns in the air.

temwr said...

ok enough WVU talk for now. It is food time.

whocares said...

I thought John Holmes died of AIDS in the early 80's.

Mills said...

only one link. but yeah. he really is becoming more ass-ish as his noteriety becomes greater.

get over yourself man. you are only getting people to listen cuz there is jack squat out there and Tony K decided he was bored with a national radio show.

ben said...

we kept Tem an extra 10 minutes into his lunch today talking WVU...hopefully he still gets there in time for the senior discount.

Mills said...

i am with tem and wc. 11:00 am lunch is nice. long afternoon be damned.

Mills said...

everybody should go check out that colin cowherd link. he really is a dick.

your paternal parent said...

so to know that he's ripping off another blog, youd have to know about that original blog to begin with, right?

Mills said...

it is a michigan blog. you should know about it ypp.

anyway. it just makes you wonder, what else is he ripping off? does he have original thoughts?

its also funny cuz he makes fun of bloggers, but utilizes them to rip crap off.

your paternal parent said...

BLOGGERS UNITE!

i bet shanoff cares about this type of stuff though...

ben said...

I find it weird because blogs link to other blogs constantly, he obviously can't link when on the radio.

Mills said...

"he obviously can't link when on the radio."

they have the internet. he also gets emails from listeners.

your paternal parent said...

the only time to care about UM is during football season. i dont "read" anybody.

ben said...

I could care less if he steals shit from blogs...SG does it all the time.

What isn't right is that he called on his listeners to shut a blog down, and they did. That's fucked up.

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

your paternal parent said...

we should get al sharpton to take up this cause.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the blog ripoff story is a year old, it was during last years NFL draft time period.

The recent story is that he told all his listeners to visit a 'random' blog (thebiglead) to show how much power he has and that blogs suck, so all the visitors used up all the bandwidth and the site was down for 2 days or so. The blogger lost revenue and was kicked out by his server host, but has now upgraded with a new host, more bandwidth.

El Padrino said...

pat white i nthe nfl is laughable

as a WR maybe

Isiah Thomas said...

espn had a pic of the rutgers stuff up as the main story for over half the day yesterday.

The "rape charges dropped" headline gets the small print in the summary of headlines.

Apparently "Nappy Headed Ho's" is more important than false rape allegations.

Good to know.

ben said...

the gray haired ombudsman lady sent a strongly worded email to Cowherd's boss.

Isiah Thomas said...

as a wr......or ballboy

ben said...

they should have suspended his ass for 2 weeks. IMO what he did was worse the Imus. Imus said something stupid and wasn't being malicious about it. Cowherd did something illegal and the FCC probably will come down pretty hard on him. If I was 'thebiglead' i'd sue his ass off.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think thebiglead is over it already

Mills said...

it was all related to his taking down the biglead this past week. it was the background history...

Isiah Thomas said...

and people here seem to love the D'Backs new uni colors. I'm just excited they have "db" on the sleeve.

your paternal parent said...

Blogger Bangin'.. the new gangs.

yo eye kan f*ck up yore server in a hartbeet son! yee yee, bitchez!!

El Padrino said...

all the blgos should stage a knife fight

complete with spanish blogs, tridents and public service blogs

Mills said...

out for a while. maybe the day...

El Padrino said...

"out for a while. maybe the day..."

YES!

ben said...

taking over a blog....he stole that from LOV...the bastard should have at least called it Operation Creampie.

your paternal parent said...

i wonder if 'sports bloggers' have a union set up yet

Isiah Thomas said...

i wonder if 'sports bloggers' have a union set up yet

I think this is called the annual star trek convention.

ben said...

they have the webby awards, of which mr. SG said in his speech that he "liked balls in his face"

your paternal parent said...

and whatever rules mom sets up.

UNITE!!

your paternal parent said...

is deadspin supposed to be funny?

ben said...

ESPN is having a 2 hour special in regards to the NFL schedule? WTF? I already knew who the broncos were playing, just not in which order...does it warrant a 2 hour special?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

" is deadspin supposed to be funny?"

I believe it is.

ben said...

"is deadspin supposed to be funny?"

they're like the retarded step brother of DJ Gallo.

Isiah Thomas said...

NFL opponents are known for seasons in advance, like ben said, its just the order. I don't get it either.

ebntx said...

this is a cool trailer for the mario game for the wii.

El Padrino said...

i'm bored and hungry

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm starving

ben said...

some lady brought in a plate of easter candy because it's her last day. I don't know her, but that's not stopping me from having some.

El Padrino said...

easter candy is the best

i want a cadbury creme egg sandwhich

Isiah Thomas said...

did anyone get an email from ESPN today about their fantasy baseball?

I know its already been mentioned here but their FMLB crapped the bed and their "fix" is pretty extreme.

Eat a dick wwl.

ben said...

what was their "fix"

ebntx said...

"what was their "fix"

probably said play yahoo fantasy ball.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what was their "fix""

Please just use Yahoo! Fantasy Sports.

Regards,

Your friends at The Worldwide Leader In Sports.

Mills said...

somebody asked for Whitlock's take on Imus yesterday. I guess he reads LOV.

http://www.kansascity.com/182/story/66339.html

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shaun, you're an idea stealing wanker.

Mills said...

um...i didn't think i would every type the following sentence: but hallelujah brother witlock...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I am a Jason Whitlock fan. I love his entire library.

your paternal parent said...

'i want a cadbury creme egg sandwhich'

i just nutted.

ben said...

I like Whitlock, he makes me feel tingly inside.

El Padrino said...

Jason Whitlock is on point as usual

out-fucking-standing

temwr said...

lunch was good.

and when i get back there is a cheesecake in the kitchen.

ben said...

Can't wait for Scoop's rebuttal of Mr. Whitlock.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the schedule show is 2 hours so they can look at potential good matchups, storylines etc etc

Steve said...

Did ya'll hear were snoop dog is facing felony Drug and Gun charges. Doesn't make any since, if I had that kinda money, I would hire people to cary my drugs and guns for me.

I guess he has the gun because he's afraid of getting shot in the ass or whatever. I would have 10 armed bodygurads everywhere I went. And I would have the guy carrying the drugs fly/ride separately. Your driving down the road you decide you want a bump or a hit, you call the dude and tell him to pull over. No big deal.

Stupid, he's gonna give up all that money and pussy to rot in jail.

temwr said...

Whitlock is OK.

your paternal parent said...

standing E for whitlock.

temwr said...

Steve is on point there.

temwr said...

good temrant.

temwr said...

I like the Whitlock of the last year or so. I hated him before that.

I have no logical reason for this.

ben said...

same goes for all the atheletes and their DUI's...i mean c'mon dude can't spring for a limo when they go out at night? Or have a homie that will be sober driver?

temwr said...

RE: schedule show


Waste of time, but still better than an hour press conference on the Imus crap.

Mills said...

"I like the Whitlock of the last year or so. I hated him before that.

I have no logical reason for this."

Could not agree more. The turn came around the time Allard Baird was fired as Royals GM last year. Whitlock went on a 10 day straight diatribe about the Royal's crappy owner and all this stuff. He started to seem reasonable for once.


Whitlock is straight out of Leonard Pitts in his newest article. That is good.

El Padrino said...

he makes every other black columnist except maye LZ Granderson look like fools

El Padrino said...

i cant wiat for John Saunders on Sports Reporters to have a coronary while Mike Lupica rips his pants off and blows em

your paternal parent said...

"I like the Whitlock of the last year or so. I hated him before that."

truth. his ish at the wwl was usually pretty soft and forgettable. he brings heat now, he mustve had a 'fuck it' moment and writes with his balls now. solid.

temwr said...

haha Kermit video.

Blowing Rowlf.

Mills said...

wilbon is solid too.

El Padrino said...

it's the circle of lov tem

El Padrino said...

who's posting for freak tw

Mills said...

wilbon on imus. not as good as whitlock. not even close actually.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/10/AR2007041001891.html

El Padrino said...

trying to submit a question into Mel kiper chat

"Mel, I find that dep wears off after a certain period of time whereas Queen Helene lasts days. Your thoughs?"

Tony, Brooklyn, NY

El Padrino said...

wilbon is a disaster

your paternal parent said...

"Out of Imus's Bigotry, a Zero Tolerance for Hate"

this country was FOUNDED on hate... now we have people fighting the good fight everyday..

Isiah Thomas said...

ESPN's FMLB fix was to reset all rosters to what they were on April 1 (cancel all moves/trades/etc). Retro stats to what they would have been with your original roster for the 1st week of the season. Then put all players on 24 hour waivers.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm a huge Wilbon fan but didn't care for his latest on Imus.

And all the black journalists covering the Imus deal must now write a column how the Duke lax players were done wrong right? The whole "innocent until proven guilty" deal gone wrong?

Lost jobs, kicked out of school, branded a rapist? Ironically enough, by some nappy headed ho.

3 little words vs having your life ACTUALLY ruined by false claims. There won't be a peep out of them though.

Isiah Thomas said...

helping to turn radio shock jock Don Imus’ stupidity into a world-wide crisis that reached its crescendo Tuesday afternoon when Rutgers women’s basketball coach Vivian Stringer led a massive pity party/recruiting rally.


I'm adding this to my email sig at work.

Spaceman Spiff said...

weazy, why arent you gone for the day like you said, weaseling out of that statement too

Isiah Thomas said...

Imus certainly doesn’t resonate in the world frequented by college women. The insistence by these young women that they have been emotionally scarred by an old white man with no currency in their world is laughably dishonest.

I'm slowly regaining faith in humanity.

Isiah Thomas said...

By the time Stringer’s rambling, rapping and rhyming 30-minute speech was over, you’d forgotten that Tennessee won the national championship and just assumed a racist plot had been hatched to deny the Scarlet Knights credit for winning it all.


ahahahahah I (heart) Whitlock.

El Padrino said...

couldnt agree more on the duke thing

it should be national news and the DA should be in jail along with that nappy headed ho who made the claims

your paternal parent said...

the duke vs nappy argument is on point.

who cares about whitey.

Isiah Thomas said...

weazy regularly pulls the "I'm out for the day" then comments for the rest of the day 5 minutes later.

your paternal parent said...

zeke, where were those quotes from?

El Padrino said...

nfl sked

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins might win 1 road game

temwr said...

the strike has taken a turn for the better.

ebntx said...

gone for lunch and come back to 2 comments. wow.

Isiah Thomas said...

Mat

Actually, you will get a Duke lacrosse column from me, but you might have to wait a little bit for it.

There is a powerful new book coming out in about month about the case. The author is one of the most respected investigative reporters in the country, and he has some interesting revelations. So, I'd like to do a column then.

Jemele

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FYI for Eb. I refer to my bowling alley as The Winchester.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You've got red on you.

Isiah Thomas said...

FH - Whitlock's article.

ebntx said...

zeke your fav coach

Isiah Thomas said...

the Skins bye week is week 1? WTF

ebntx said...

do they have a rifle over the counter?

Isiah Thomas said...

nevermind espn had it fucked up, its week 4

El Padrino said...

Is Lidge on suicide watch?

Isiah Thomas said...

Was @ Philly on MNF week 2. Tyson Baby - we'll have a bet.

Dead Scorpions vs Tasteycakes.

your paternal parent said...

i didnt see the "laughably dishonest" comment in
this one

El Padrino said...

harvard b ball

what a joke

your paternal parent said...

harvard: "we have a black coach, we're hip now!"

Isiah Thomas said...

I can see them winning 3, @ GB, @ TB and @ Minn.

All 3 have LOV members or fans for those locations/teams.

The Dead Scorpions bet is on the table for all.

Isiah Thomas said...

8-8 is the best they can hope for.

Isiah Thomas said...

FH : Whitlock on AOL

he calls Jesse and Al the Pres and VP of Black folk. ahahahahahah

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't think the skins can beat the Pack next year.

Isiah Thomas said...

*sniff.....sniff

I smell a bet deke!

ebntx said...

'boys home opener against the gints...hmmm, what do you say there elp?

your paternal parent said...

ah the ao-hell column, much obliged ezekial.

ebntx said...

as long as it doesnt come down to a game winning/tying fg or extra point i feel comfortable.

El Padrino said...

i'm game eb
oh yeah

Isiah Thomas said...

Who is the most promising teenager in sports?

- Jimmy Clausen

- Sidney Crosby

- Kevin Durant

- Greg Oden

- Maria Sharapova

This is the main Sportsnation question on ESPN.

Jimmy fucking Claussen?

HA.

El Padrino said...

sunday night too
that's bar territory right there

temwr said...

"Other than their accountants, I’d be hard pressed to find someone who has benefited from their administration."


hey now, don't bring accountants into this. you don't want none of this whitlock! i'll temrant your ass back to bowling green.

ebntx said...

we have plenty of time to discuss terms.

temwr said...

i'm glad to see sid the kid get the votes in that race.

the pickle guy is at 4%.

temwr said...

tampa bay isn't scheduled for monday night football.

part of me is outraged. outraged I tell you!

part of me is glad because the means the bucs will go 11-5.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll enjoy seeing ND go 3-7 next year.

They'll still barely miss out on a BCS bowl with that record though.

Isiah Thomas said...

hockey playoffs start tonight - niiiiiice.

Isiah Thomas said...

looks like the NFL did away with those Saturday games late in the season...BOO.

temwr said...

ND will still win at least 6 and make a New Year's day bowl.

temwr said...

And they will get smoked in said bowl.

ebntx said...

just for you zeke, dallas will be playing on 12/22 @ carolina. im sure you will be tuning in.

El Padrino said...

taking a shit at Shea Stadium is not a good idea, instead I will go here at work and it will be a real time-waster

your paternal parent said...

whitlock is awesome.

Isiah Thomas said...

the less Charlie Weiss on tv the better. I hope he upgrades to a moo moo or a size 80 waist.

temwr said...

Did you all know that Weiss' daughter is specially abled?

temwr said...

Just in case you forgot I figured I better mention it.

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