Sunday, March 25, 2007

Weekend Recap

It's the return of....

HOYA PARA-NOY-A!


What we've got left :

FLA vs UCLA - a rematch of last years title game.

OSU vs G'Town - Battle of the Bigs : Oden vs Hibbert.

I hope ya'll saw the end of the DII title game between Winona St and Barton. With Barton scoring 10 pts in the final 39 seconds to win it. Here's the vid-ye-o of the final few minutes.

Tiger won again - I didn't watch much of this and its getting to the point where I'm gonna start DVR'ing golf when Tiger is in contention. He's like MJ - you don't want to miss when he's in contention. He's the best of all time.

Kyle Busch
won the NASCAR race, holding of Jeff Burton and Jeff Gordon on the final laps. The Car of Tomorrow received mixed reviews but it was a pretty entertaining race. Say what you will about NASCAR, but the Bristol races are always fun to watch.

I found this interesting. With the amount of money these guys make, if they got their shit together they could buy the whole league.

Good Luck on a Monday.

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Isiah Thomas said...

and yes I know how to spell paranoia

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Jokiamamimim Noah is the ugliest person on the planet.

It's hideous watching hd games that he's in.

ToddPacker said...

c'mon freak... as a nd fan you gotta say that lou holthththtz is tougher to watch in hd, also watching chuck weis's pants on the verge of exploding is tough to watch in hd

El Padrino said...

and then clevland lost at home

good job bron bron

brett™ said...

does anyone know where i could get my hands on a copy of breakin' 2 electric boogaloo? I have called many video stores and spent several weekends at flea markets searching, but to no avail.

El Padrino said...

um no but i know where to score some good blow

El Padrino said...

the sunday conversation with Will Ferrel had me in hysterics this am

brett™ said...

thats too bad, my search continues...

brett™ said...

i doubt he brought up his role in winter passing, that movie blew.

El Padrino said...

We all love Gilbert

El Padrino said...

brett = roger ebert?

temwr said...

Isn't Noah's mom a supermodel?

Just imagine how ugly he'd be if his mom was not a super model.

temwr said...

Lot so f work for me today. Even though it is a monday.

Mostly due to the fact that I didn't do anything this weekend.

ToddPacker said...

gilbert is great

whocares said...

The Ferrell interview was pretty damn funny.



Say goodnight doctor!!

El Padrino said...

Holy Tornado!

ToddPacker said...

i missed the sunday convo with ferrell, but he was pretty funny earlier in the day on espn news with linda cohn

El Padrino said...

via skunkpatch:

"Like Ron Jaworski replacing Joe Theismann as Monday Night Football analyst."

word.

ToddPacker said...

plenty of "distant view" seating available for the final 4, but i'm holding off on making the purchase. got some leads on tickets that are at least in the same zip code as the court...

El Padrino said...

i have to say this, please just let me speak:

Peyton manning was great on SNL
very funny stuff

ToddPacker said...

did beth ever say where she works, i might have to stop by her place of employment and check out her skillz

ToddPacker said...

that video right after his opening monologue was hilarious

ToddPacker said...

i was hoping for some kind of tribute to the "joe montana sketch"

El Padrino said...

tp, pretend to be a lawyer
who knows, couple of cocktails, some marlboro lights and a few "eye fucks" later she could be yours

ben said...

Yeah, the united way video was awesome on SNL...and I liked the ncaa bracket one where teams pulled a "peyton manning"

El Padrino said...

Peyton on SNL, the video

ben said...

as I watched that sketch, my wife said...of course it's funny, he's not acting, that' what he's really like

ben said...

I was still waiting for the Peyton Manning sketch where he dresses up as Tom Brady and goes around getting a bunch of girls pregnant.

your paternal parent said...

Enter: Me.


watched Blow last night. meloveitlongtime.

ben said...

big boss man is out sick today, which means, TPS has been cancelled for the day.

The Rev said...

OK... the Peyton stuff on YouTube is funny stuff. United Way skit is quality.

So, if I'm Cooper Manning right now, do you think I'm upset that dad, mom, and Eli were in the opening monologue and I wasn't?

It must suck to be Cooper Manning.

El Padrino said...

more peyton

The Rev said...

What a surprise

In more obvious news, the sun is expected to rise in the East tomorrow morning, and your taxes are due in three weeks.

El Padrino said...

duh

Spaceman Spiff said...

face it, ya basic, ya cant tie my laces

El Padrino said...

big

Spaceman Spiff said...

have the final four right in lov bracket, and I cannot win the damn thing.

money bracket still in limbo.

ben said...

pour out a little liquor for the whores

Spaceman Spiff said...

jaws gonna tear up the booth, can only make fun of the sideline reporters now

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Peyton was pretty good.

Too bad SNL sucks as a whole.

ben said...

Did the vikings ever pick up a veteran QB in free agency?

whocares said...

Nobody on SNL is funny. Peyton did the best he could with what he was given.

whocares said...

Am I the only one who sees Eli Manning in street clothes and thinks to myself "this guy is the QB for the New York Giants?"


He looks like an akward 16 year old.

ben said...

"Am I the only one who sees Eli Manning in street clothes and thinks to myself 'this guy is the QB for the New York Giants?'"

I think that when he's wearing pads and a uniform too.

ben said...

does Brett(tm) have a goal of finding the most obscure movies possible?

ben said...

the joke in the monologue for Peyton's mom, probably offended Cooper...either that or he has a 'real' job so he couldn't make it to the show.

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

Isiah Thomas said...

Charlie Weiss's pants in HD would be horrific.

Isiah Thomas said...

that one coffee drinking on the porch skit got funny towards the end...

Manning : "I slow danced with the dog today" *sip*

Spaceman Spiff said...

ordered a pint of fat tire on saturday at yardhouse, they took a long time, and gave me an extra free one for the delay

El Padrino said...

yeah all in all solid

El Padrino said...

i gotta get on this fat tire

Isiah Thomas said...

fat tire is a quality brew. That brewery has a lot of quality stuff.

ben said...

I tried the 1554 and springboard from the brewery that makes fat tire. 1554 was good, springboard I didn't like, but it was like 6.2% so it got me good and drunk.

El Padrino said...

beleive or not hard to get in nyc

Spaceman Spiff said...

xerxes looked like a homo

whocares said...

that one coffee drinking on the porch skit got funny towards the end...

Manning : "I slow danced with the dog today" *sip*





See, I disagree. This whole concept was funny about the first thirty times they did it, but it's kind of tired now since they use it every week. Just put somebody up there and have them say nonsense. They did it with the guy from The Office that hosted the last time.

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone been to yardhouse, they recently retired the yard long beer because drunks kept breaking the glass, they should be forced to change their name now

Isiah Thomas said...

I could go for a drink right now.

El Padrino said...

yardhouse.

please advise

your paternal parent said...

this just in.. snl is lacking in the creativity department.

your paternal parent said...

i could got for a vein full of heroin right about now.

Isiah Thomas said...

I thought that was part of the plot/intrigue, re: xerces being a kod

Isiah Thomas said...

haven't been to a yardhouse in a few months but retiring the yard doesn't make sense.

EP - its a bar/restaurant that has every beer known to man on tap.

Isiah Thomas said...

whocares - that's the first time I've watched a full SNL episode in, shit I can't remember, 10+ years, the skit seemed new to me.

El Padrino said...

where in LA?

is it like this place here in nyc
DBA in NYC

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, its nonsense

Spaceman Spiff said...

yardhouse beer menu

Isiah Thomas said...

looks similar EP, they have one in Scottsdale and it looks like the farthest East they go is Illinois

El Padrino said...

why should i be neglected of this fantastic establishment?

Why god? WHY?

Was is that rabbit i shot?
Was it Vegas?

WHY!!!!

your paternal parent said...

should drinking yourself to death be considered:

(1) a long process (spending many years breaking down your internal organs until they ultimately fail on you)

or

(R) should the quick-track be taken (take care of it in one sitting, just get alcohol poisoning and die)?

your paternal parent said...

it was for stinking up people's cars with your herb.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Life sucks.

I got the new celly.

I'm off tomorrow. I guess life's not all that bad...

El Padrino said...

Damn the marijauana! Cmon God, you know mary jane isn't a drug!!

WHY!!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

TP - if you make it to the Final 4, tell Noah to 86 his "I just made a layup let me flex the place up" routine.

El Padrino said...

option #2

pleeeeze

Spaceman Spiff said...

they should definitely expand to the east coast

Isiah Thomas said...

its from the earth

Isiah Thomas said...

Meiz did you read all of Thursday's comments?

El Padrino said...

i'm leaving early today

like in 10 minutes

yeah

Isiah Thomas said...

You'd probably have too much guilt in option #1, get it all done at once with Option 2...."shit or get off the pot" mentality.

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ben said...

"TP - if you make it to the Final 4, tell Noah to 86 his "I just made a layup let me flex the place up" routine. "

I got tired of Noah screaming loudly and clapping like a fag because Al Horford got fouled...

Isiah Thomas said...

the hot chick is walking around with her shoulders pulled back extra far today to accentuate the puppies....not bad for a Monday.

El Padrino said...

"Michele Tafoya and Suzy Kolber will continue as sideline reporters"

Damn it!
No!!
What is this amateur hour!

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah EP that was my reaction to that part of the article also....get EA up in that sumbitch.

Enough of the "dueling penis's" routine with the sideline reporters.

ben said...

And give me a break, how does florida shoot 27 more FT then Oregon, when all they did was bomb away from 3pt land...

And on that note, i'm done complaining about the gators.

Isiah Thomas said...

I didn't watch the 1st half of the G'Town game....what was up with that FT discrepancy?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i dont see why someone doesnt guard humphrey

Isiah Thomas said...

at least on paper the matchups look solid.

El Padrino said...

honestly sideline reporters are useless to me, unless it's EA's puppies I'm not buyin

and for that let's kill siragusa too

ben said...

and how does UNC only score 6 points in the final 9 minutes of the second half...ridiculous...

Jeff Green traveled against Vandy!!!

I am not done complaining about the Hoyas and UNC.

ben said...

*now

El Padrino said...

i'm leaving

good bye for now

Isiah Thomas said...

either kill Siragusa or feed him a constant supply of beer and brats while on air....you can't polish a terd FOX.

ben said...

Pitino going the Nick Saban route????

ben said...

I can't wait for Matt Millen to be back in the booth.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ashley judd for coach at UK

The Rev said...

Pitino is such a used car salesman.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah, I read Thursday's comments. Stunning. Absolutely stunning.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I am disappointed, my 360 has yet to arrive.

The Rev said...

I could take a nap right now on my desk.

Isiah Thomas said...

rev how'd the move go? tell me they didn't lose the wardrobe sized box labeled "tastycakes"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm gettin' blotto tonight.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

DARE WE SAY ...
WE LIKE PEYTON

The last few months have been a very confusing time for me and many other sports fans. And it all came to a head Saturday night. Now, I don't know how to put this, but Peyton Manning has become … what's the word … likable. Ugh.

All of his commercials, while on television far too much, have been clever. His trip to the Super Bowl showed he is resilient and a winner. And watching him put the goat label on Tom Brady in the AFC Championship Game was fun to watch for everyone but Patriots fans. Then this past weekend on "Saturday Night Live" he proved he has a personality on live television.

I fully realize I am likely falling victim to an image offensive from the Peyton Manning marketing machine, but it's impossible not to view him in a far different light.

Unfortunately, this successful image overhaul isn't good news for everyone in the Manning family. The dislike many people have for the Mannings has to be directed somewhere. And if it's not going toward Peyton anymore, it's going to come at Eli twofold.

With respect to Archie, Eli is now the family's poster child for failure under pressure. For being personality-free. For being lavished with undeserved accolades. For being a dork. A loser.

And Eli doesn't even have the talent to get people off his back by putting up stellar numbers in the regular season.

I almost feel bad about what young Elisha is going to endure.

But not really.
--DJ Gallo

Isiah Thomas said...

Is this bitch for real?

Kobe > MJ?

I stopped reading after the headline.

ben said...

at least she didn't go all racist in this article...remember SG wishes he could plow this chick.

temwr said...

I've got nothing today.

Spaceman Spiff said...

kobe stuck his black mamba in her.

The Rev said...

The move went well. Though it tired me out. I'm dragging today.

We just got cable again today. So I had to spend the weekend without cable or internet. That sucked ass.

And Saturday night, when I'm usually working a gig or out having fun, I was instead going to Home Depot to buy a lawn mower and topsoil.

Plus side... we also went to Raymour and Flanigan for a furniture purchase, and I now own a bar for the basement which I can fully stock with wine, scotch, and beer. And I can hang my memorabilia above it. I am psyched.

Rev's Basement Sports Bar will be open soon.

temwr said...

I need a drug to get me going.

Sadly the only one the vending machine dispenses is caffeine.

your paternal parent said...

please file this under the
NFS category
("no effing shit", for freak)

"One possible reason why relations between center care and problem behavior may endure is that primary school teachers lack the training as well as the time to address behavior problems, given their primary focus on academics," the researchers said.

-so Skanky Sally taking care of my kids isnt gonna do as good a job as, oh say, ME? no shit?!

ben said...

Oden made the AP all-america team??? are you kidding me?

ben said...

"Since freshmen became eligible to play in 1972, the only ones selected to the first team had been Wayman Tisdale of Oklahoma in 1983 and Chris Jackson of LSU in 1990."

Great company for Oden and Durant to be in...

Isiah Thomas said...

FLA only had 1 2nd teamer (Noah) *flexing

and 1 3rd teamer?

ben said...

Tisdale plays a mean bass guitar.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah who woulda figured some toofless wonder making $8/hr isn't a good influence on your kid.

ben said...

Noah will always be a 1st team AA in flexing

Isiah Thomas said...

*I wuz robbed.

your paternal parent said...

and btw, i think the only reason i would ever reproduce is to see how bad i could screw up my offspring.

Isiah Thomas said...

*I said goddamnit I wuz robbed (double arm flex)

your paternal parent said...

great pic

Joke Noah said...

I'm taking my game to the NBA and will have sex with as many white women as possible.

*Gator chomp motion with arms, followed by double bicep flex

Joke Noah said...

The SEC is the greatest, our team is the greatest, we could beat the Suns, then fuckit, I'd have sex with Amare just for the hellofit.

*turning around flexing back muscles

Joke Noah said...

Hell, I'd enjoy taking Amare's man meat.

*making pecs move up and down

ben said...

"I'm taking my game to the NBA and will have sex with as many white women as possible"

....or white men...doesn't really matter

Joke Noah said...

shit you can't stop this flexing z mayne.

*calf flex

Joke Noah said...

god damn ben, blocking my flexing z, I'll make love to Oden too just for the smellofit.

*flexing buttocks

ben said...

Greg Oden can block any kind of z

ben said...

Oden is an all american...and he doesn't even have to flex

ben said...

Ohio State wears those tight jersey's so Oden can show off the guns...he's trying to bring sexy back.

Joke Noah said...

Oden you got nothing for me, I may have crooked yellow teefis and I stole Side Show Bob's hair cut but I'll beat you down like I crush walnuts with my thighs.

*flexing while doing the thigh master motion

(all said with a voice that is a combo of Chris Rock and Mr. T )

ben said...

"Bitch are you for real?..."

(dolemite voice)

Joke Noah said...

gramps you bring sexy back, I'm bringing back unbrushed, yellow teef. I'm bringing plaque and gingivitis back bitch.

*flexing lips/gums

Joke Noah said...

Oden you may be 1st Team AA, but can ya beat me in thumb wrestling?

*flexing both thumbs

ben said...

Noah..how come there aren't any pictures of you dry humping on the ladies on the dance floor like me...that's right..the only thing you'll be dry humping is my elbow as it hits your teeth.

ben said...

your moms keeps calling me asking me out on a date...i told her I don't want no run-down supermodel...supercharge it.

Joke Noah said...

me and Lee HUMP-frey have sex on the regular. We have a "drop the soap" routine that will kill you. Wait for the pics to show up.

*flexing arms again

ben said...

i have no idea what 'supercharge it' means, but I like it.

ben said...

*staring blankly*

Joke Noah said...

the "supermodel mom" thing is a coverup...I am a product of my father and charlie murphy's sexcapade.

That's right, my dad's a bitch like me too!

*more gator chomp motion

ben said...

that's ok, mike conley's dad can jump far....*more blank staring*

ben said...

You just wish you went to a real school where the only thing you have to learn is how to pronounce "THE"

ben said...

lunch time for sexy

Isiah Thomas said...

alright I'm back.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Now that I think about it, Noah kinda looks like another straight ugly dude, Lenny Kravitz.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You two do realize that neither of you are even the best big man in this room, right?

Arguing over second place sounds like nonsense to me.

your paternal parent said...

"that's ok, mike conley's dad can jump far....*more blank staring*"


yeah no dute about this one.. wtf is the reason behind telling us every single broadcast? im already cringing at the idea of these teams in the finals... just fooking rehash for 2 hrs.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Hell...Rev's a better big man than Noah.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm watching the "Trapped in the Closet" video. Just epically bad.

ToddPacker said...

wow... lots of noah hate... very nice...

Joke Noah said...

I'd let Lenny Kravitz make love to my face.

*flexing mouth

temwr said...

noah looks like a toe wart.

ToddPacker said...

noah v oden... noah already beat old man oden and his paper-wrist a few months back...

Joke Noah said...

I'd give Rev prince chills when I was done with his pimply backside. White men make me moist.

*flexing anus

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm about ready to go down to UPS and snatch my 360 from them.

It takes 5 minutes to get to my house and you've had the package for 3 days. Stop being pussys.

temwr said...

You should go get it.

Otherwise they will break it.

Isiah Thomas said...

they're prob not done playing it...don't be eager

temwr said...

My team in my MLB 15 run pool is the Pirates.

That sucks.

temwr said...

Payback for having the Yankees last year I guess.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

In the most shocking news development of the century, Kerry Woods is hurt again.

Isiah Thomas said...

MLB 15 run pool

Please Advise

temwr said...

30 people (or how ever many teams there are now) throw $100 bucks down.

Each person gets randomly assigned a team.

Each week (total $$$/ # weeks in season) gets added to the pot.

If your team hits 15 runs exactly you win the pot.

temwr said...

I guess it could be more or less than $100 too. $100 is what we did.

ebntx said...

my cock

Isiah Thomas said...

interesting Tem, never heard of that.

what happens if a team scores 14 or 16 does the $ roll into the next week?

I'm all for frivolous gambling.

temwr said...

if no team scores exactly 15 during a week the money just rolls into the next week's pot.

for the last week the closest to 15 without going over wins.

if two teams or more get 15 then you just split the pot accordingly.

temwr said...

usually at the beginning of the season someone wins each week.

then around mid june - early august you might not see anyone win. that makes for a large pot.

temwr said...

basically the whole thing works just like a 29 board for the NFL where you do the same thing but it has to be 29 points instead of 15 runs.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I did a 13 run pool 2 years ago and every week you got a new team. It sucked.

Joke Noah said...

I'd love it if 15 mens jerked off into a cup - then I'd drink it down in one gulp, because I love the taste of #3.

Where is kodiac? I'd do unspeakable things to his rumpus.

*flexing arms

Isiah Thomas said...

our office does the usual tourney pool, NFL weekly picks, etc....too many St. Bernards in here to get the creative shit going.

temwr said...

ours used to be a 13 run league, but too many teams scored 13 runs, or so the "commish" said, so he changed to to 15 last year.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If I'm not mistaken, Kodi would be the one doing unspeakables to your rumpus.

temwr said...

15 run team is interesting. it gets you interested in random teams.

one year I had KC so I checked their box score and learned some shiznit about them.

last year was the YAnkees so the WWL kept me posted with front page news on them.

ben said...

noah likes it better that way anyway...Hump-frees is always the pitcher.

The Rev said...

Kod is a pitcher. He said so himself.

Joke would be Kod's bitch.

ben said...

pirates got some pop...could get you 15...devil rays, not so much.

temwr said...

i never actually bet with the office folk. this is all out of office stuff.

the most i ever bet is a quarter at a time with the CFO on games.

but since he fell I haven't had anyone to bet with. Sucks too because I would have made some $$$ betting against Ohio State (I always take the other team and the points).

temwr said...

Pirates might get me 15, but let's face it, they would not be in the top half of teams I would want.

Joke Noah said...

you're correct Dikembe, I failed to realize I am almost 7 feet tall and not an injun, no doubt kodiac would make me into a catcher. The man is only 5'3'' - I'd crush him.

BTW - I like you in that warm-up jacket, what are you doing later? After I'm done with Hump-frey in the shower I'll hit you up.

*doing the gator chomp with arms

ben said...

you know how I know Noah is gay...
he likes balls on his face.

temwr said...

First of all NL teams don't usually get to 15.

Joke Noah said...

and for the record, I love ass to mouth. I usually save that for Coach B and Al Horford but I'm down for whatever.

*double arm flex

Joke Noah said...

hey there

*flexing back muscles

Joke Noah said...

hey grampa if we meet in the title game I'd love your balls on my face, I'll make sure to kneel down, just don't put them on my eyes.

*more gator chomp

ben said...

You know how I know Noah is Gay

sfw

Joke Noah said...

I'm gonna give Dook Vitale a rusty trombone when I see him in ATL later this week, I love that one eyed faggot.

*flexing thighs

The Rev said...

The Phils could get 15. With Rollins, Utley, and Howard, they got a shot at hanging 15 on some team. But with their bullpen, they might lose to a team that scored 16.

Now my question... if your team scores 15, but loses to a team that scored 16, do you win the pot? I say you shouldn't.

temwr said...

The IT guys here are annoying.

A lot of them are 22 yr old dorks who hit on the single 33yr old single mom secretary by inviting her to play World of Worldcraft with them. One guy just said he would "power level her with his paladin." At least I think it was paladin. It might have been something that sounds like paladin.

I'm not making that up. That is what he brought to the table to try to get in some 33yr old single mom pants.

Joke Noah said...

hey ben, that pic was taken after I was gang raped by the football team. I didn't shit right for a week and couldn't wear pants because of all the anal bleeding.

Chris Leak goes all night long.

*puts fingers in a "v" shape - puts over mouth and goes alalalalalalalalalalal

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Ohhhhhh...ohhhh...that is just disgusting.

He's wearing a man dress!

temwr said...

yeah if you get 15 you win the pot. even if your team scores 15 and loses.

Isiah Thomas said...

is 15 runs in one game or total for the week?

what if a team scores 15 runs on a Monday then a diff teams scores 15 on Thursday? (if its in one game)

ben said...

Not the only time joke-im Noah was in a dress

ben said...

Oden says: Tall men don't wear dresses

ben said...

So did anyone hear that Dorsey guy say that he thought Oden was overrated? He must have been reading LOV

Joke Noah said...

ben your latest pic is blocked, but if its the one I'm thinking of, its when I went on a man date with Cory Brewer.

Afterwards he played "tune in tokyo" with my balls with his mouth. Marijuana can make a man crazy.

*flexing triceps

ben said...

Dorsey called himself Goliath in comparison to Oden as David...except that david won, just like on saturday.

Isiah Thomas said...

who's dorsey?

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