Thursday, March 15, 2007

This is why I'm hot

I'll jump right into it because a day like today is more suited for the comments.....

Here's what I got riding dirty today :

Long Beach State +7.5
UNLV +2.5
Zona -3
Nevada -2
LBS/Ten over 171
Oregon / Miami Ohio over 122
Memphis -10 for 1st Half
Va Tech -3

Yesterday I did very well. 3 up, 3 down in the day but killed the nightcap hitting Pitt (1st half and game), UCLA/O.State 1st half reverse bet, and with a little assist from Freak Eastern Kentucky. Holla.

As far as a mini recap of yesterday it went kind of as expected. Higher seeds rolled except for the Dookies. No Old D run, no Oral Bob, no real threats. Today, who knows. It seems like Winthrop is getting alot of attention. Hope not though, I have ND going pretty far.

Ho hum, Lakers stink. Shaq is still dangerously effective. And Spurs hiccup in Milwaukee.

One quick thing before I commence, I was listening to Mike and the Mad Dog on the way home and they were reading Bill Simmon's running diary on air. Not the whole thing, just some parts they thought were funny. AND THEY FUCKING LOVED IT. Mad Dog was laughing so hard at one point I thought he was going to have a seizure. Really. Francesca was like, "wow this guy is really funny". Don't be surprised if one day Billy boy gets on that show.

Hi Bill.

Oden dry humping a hot slut on campus

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ToddPacker said...

beer

El Padrino said...

funny story, i have my wife bringing me home a big box from her job, she said

"for what" , I said ,
"an old friend in Tampa used to live in ny and really misses Brooklyn Lager so I offered to mail him some"

she was like, "what old friend"

I said "you never met him, we went to junior high school together"

she retorted, "you drank brooklyn lager in junior high school"

me: "um, um, no but that doesnt matter"

she ended with a "whatever"

but she's getting me a box
it was a funny convo, you had to be there

ToddPacker said...

that's funny, ep.... and what's wrong with drinking in jr. high?

El Padrino said...

this was after she commented that Dirk Nowitski looks like a character from Pirates of the Caribbean

El Padrino said...

nothing but it wouldnt be brooklyn lager

ToddPacker said...

i really had a dream that florida lost it's opening game.... the team got too drunk on bourbon street and played like crap... that can't happen, can it?

ToddPacker said...

good point, not brooklyn lager... probably pbr

ToddPacker said...

congrats to eb for leading after day 1

El Padrino said...

colt 45, olde E, hurricane, sysco, bud

ToddPacker said...

i think i only hit 11 out 16... pretty sad... hopefully today will be better

ToddPacker said...

i remember schmidts and meister brou... those were beers of my youth... they were easy to steal from my friends dad

El Padrino said...

tp as long as you have your sweet 16 or elite 8 your good

ToddPacker said...

i already lost 2 sweet 16 picks

El Padrino said...

that is not good

your paternal parent said...

mornin bruuuuuce

your paternal parent said...

wow, slow frickin morning, eh?

El Padrino said...

just got back from a meeting
that was toture

i think i blacked out and they gave me a lobotamy, my head hurts

ben said...

wow, busy night in the LOV

ben said...

Nugs put the smackdown on the Lakers last night. Linas Kleiza is the next great white hope.

ben said...

oh, and Gonzaga...fuck you.

I'm 11-5 but haven't lost a sweet 16 team yet, so I've got that going for me.

El Padrino said...

i'm trying to plow thru my work to set up another workless afternoon

ben said...

same here, although the big boss man is back today and seems to be on the warpath (with tomahawk and scalps)

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

We need a Zeke MS Paint vs Agent Zero with a sharpie battle if you ask me.

ToddPacker said...

i hear ya, ep.... doing the same

whocares said...

So far today:

One hour of TPS, one hour of catching up on the LOV late night.


I think I have another hour of TPS befo' I call it a freakin weekend.

whocares said...

And I cant tell who was the bigger bitch last night, Freak or kod?


Guess what, your both fucking stupid. Shut up.

ben said...

WC...couldn't agree more.

El Padrino said...

me and tps are in a vicious cockfight right now

i gotta keep my head on a swivel

ben said...

Did anyone hear Jim Rome lament on and on about how they banned cockfighting in NM? I get that he's being sarcastic, but give it a break buddy.

"I'm trying to help keep kids off drugs and give them a better life, and how was I doing that...cockfighting."

whocares said...

And just one question before I dig in to some TPS:


Is Hane's Underwear trying to sell us on the fact that MJ and Kevin Bacon were even in the same STATE when shooting that commercial?

MJ did not block any of those shots. Hayne's, make a new commercial.

El Padrino said...

the j love hanes commercials make me horny

El Padrino said...

the sheffield thing on WWL is a good read

ben said...

I don't understand Kevin Bacon. Why does he make me want to buy Hanes?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

It's dead in here.

ToddPacker said...

trying to get work done, freak.... looooong lunch coming up

El Padrino said...

almost done, barring any crazy amount of emails, this day will be over

ben said...

I've only been here for 2 hours, but I think i'm finished. Although there are hints that I have an afternoon meeting, that meeting better be after the games are over.

whocares said...

TPS will be a distant memory in thirty.

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

Isiah Thomas said...

I have a meeting at 10, immediately following = nothing.

Isiah Thomas said...

tem is at the games today, someone will have to pick up the slack in our b2b 1000 quest

Isiah Thomas said...

fuck it, I'll do it

Isiah Thomas said...

god damn, just missed a premature z to start off the day. I will rebound.

El Padrino said...

what a week tem has had
hall of fame type shit

El Padrino said...

today will be a bar/lunch power combo, instead of the eat at desk i will eat at bar

either method is effective

your paternal parent said...

"hey, are you taking care of these TPS today?"

me: no... wasnt planning on it..

"oh, well i guess you are.. regular chick aint here"

sweet.
thanks.
alot.

The Rev said...

It won't be me helping with comments today.

I'm driving up North to Boston starting at 3. I'll be gone for the weekend.

And the weather sucks. Fuck me!

whocares said...

Office Door is shut.

Thinking about locking it.





Please advise.

Isiah Thomas said...

that is some HOF type shit with tem, bahamas followed by tourney....

blocked on the Oden pic, what is he humping a white chick?

The Rev said...

I ate at bar yesterday.

In fact, I had to call an audible at lunch yesterday.

My first choice for bar lunch when I walked in, I noticed the only game they had on the big TV's was the local game... Stanford and Louisville.

I was out of there in 5 seconds.

The next bar I hit had the good games on. They got my business.

Isiah Thomas said...

lock it and put a "closed" sign on the front.

whocares said...

I've got AT LEAST two hunny in me. Can someone pick up the slack?



Zeke, I'm looking in your general direction.

El Padrino said...

yeah this hot slut got on some hot pink booty shorts or no pants at all and she's backing that ass up on Oden's crotch

El Padrino said...

he seems to be enjoying that

El Padrino said...

one of my favortie scenes in "he got game" was when Rick Fox was showing Jesus around campus and waiting for him in the dorm room were two hookers who he slammed

Isiah Thomas said...

I've lost 3 Sweet 16 teams so far.

Winthrop will make or break me today, same with Va Tech.

El Padrino said...

i envision that happens reguarly with star players

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm shuttin er down for the weekend around 11PST. I can pull a 4 hunney day today.

El Padrino said...

if winthrop wins count me out
i got ND in the elite 8

El Padrino said...

now that's comittment

ben said...

Why Duke sucks rap vid-e-yo

This is hilarious, and very appropriate given their loss last night...sorry Dsteve.

Isiah Thomas said...

I couldn't imagine being a big time ath-a-leet and all the poontang just thrown at you...

Magic had velvet ropes and a bouncer outside his bedroom door patrolling the whooaaaaa's. And he got the disappearing HIV to boot. Lucky bastard.

El Padrino said...

shaq showing his worth by the way

one of the biggest stories in the nba i think

Isiah Thomas said...

Winthrop and Va Tech to the Elite 8 for me.

*Gun to head, about to cock the hammer

whocares said...

Re: ND in Elite 8




Me too. I'm stoopid.

Isiah Thomas said...

I was checking out MMOD last night at home and lamenting what could have been.

El Padrino said...

it's to the point where Magic would go undrafted in the death pool

Isiah Thomas said...

and I thought SG's diaries were some of his worst ever, and I usually like his diaries the best.

Isiah Thomas said...

there's a fruity nut cake guy in our office who is being extra fruity today...may need to drop a kobe like bow today on him.

Isiah Thomas said...

magic drinks a glass of HIV milk every day for breakfast just to mock it.

Isiah Thomas said...

Shaq has turned it on. He's the NBA Roger Clemens.

whocares said...

Was watching the Today Show yesterday morning (the lady likes it) and they were talking about OJ's book.



And even Matt Lauer and that other bitch were talking like OJ killed those people. Are we to the point where even the media doesnt believe his bullshit story anymore? I think so.



Oh, and dubya told Lauer to Lock It The Fuck Up.

whocares said...

I'm all over the place today. I think The Budweiser is still coarsing through my veins.


Sweet.

ben said...

what's albany's mascot...gotta have something to root for.

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

"waiting for him in the dorm room were two hookers who he slammed"

why doesn't this happen when regular folks interview for a job? Hell, if they had led me into a room with a beer and a pastrami sandwich on a table I would have signed up right there.

whocares said...

Here's how the interview went:



Lauer: Is the CIA torturing the terrorists that we capture?


Dub: Nanya gatdamn bidness (paraphrased).

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just got in @ 11. Word up.

ben said...

I give that VCU win last night 5 prince chills

Tyler said...

This pic was on the CBS College Basketball frontpage. Niiiice.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. Albany is "The Great Danes"

Isiah Thomas said...

fuck I missed the Coach K crying press conference last night....is it on youtube? I feel like the kid who missed Christmas.

Isiah Thomas said...

Fieldmouse Paulus trying to get swolled up made me laugh.....what a db.

El Padrino said...

i was hysterical too
then the annuncer said saome shit like "he was a rugged football player"

i peed on myself

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

On the trade deadline in my yahoo league shaq was traded for Tyson Chandler straight up. And the dude that got Shaq is already in first.

I might have mentioned all this last week now that I think of it.

El Padrino said...

mvn feeling your idea on the whoooo-ing of jobs via sex, food, alcohol

The Rev said...

why doesn't this happen when regular folks interview for a job? Hell, if they had led me into a room with a beer and a pastrami sandwich on a table I would have signed up right there.

Cause in a lot of cases, you need the job more than they need you.

In athlete's cases, the college needs the athlete more than the athlete needs the college.

Maybe if you brought a hooker to a job interview and offered her up to the CEO you might get in, assuming the CEO is a man of course.

El Padrino said...

rev i dont think that explanation was necessary but that's just me

ben said...

I don't know, i've seen some pretty rugged hookers.

whocares said...

Potential employers dont need to give you sex, food, etc.



They know you chasin that allmighty dolla so they pretty much got your nuts in a sling.




Fo tha looove of mooooonneey.

El Padrino said...

did memphis win yet?

ben said...

we used to throw pennies at the hookers in Sacramento, when I was in Highschool...I know I was a rebel...good thing i've calmed down.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah rev, take the Captain Obvious cape off buddy.

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

GT and UNLV rolling on the MMOD for me

whocares said...

Rev,

If you're going to state the obvious, stay away from the five scroller and at least try and make a joke.

Mine wasnt funny but at least I tried.

Isiah Thomas said...

wc: see previous comment also

ben said...

well the great danes seem to be a little slow out of the gates, all marmaduke style

your paternal parent said...

HIV milk, just for spite.. hilar.

whocares said...

ben,


Arent you the same guy that used to cuss on the college radio station?


Live on the edge much?

El Padrino said...

vagina, pulling away early

El Padrino said...

mvn keep mu updated i got UNLV +2.5

Isiah Thomas said...

oh, I'm willing to go head to head vs Gil, MS Paint vs Sharpie challenge, bring it AZ.

El Padrino said...

ben is hardcore
you rock the leather jacket, marlboro red look to?

whocares said...

Off to the break room. TV in there. If there's a chick watching the view I might put a seven iron upside her skull.

Isiah Thomas said...

good, I picked Albany, another winner.

whocares said...

"ben is hardcore
you rock the leather jacket, marlboro red look to?"



*I'm guessing smokes rolled up in the sleeve of his undershirt.

ben said...

I even slick my hair back and used to drive a camaro....sweet huh?

Isiah Thomas said...

and EP - great story about TP's beer.....Mrs. EP trying to dig deep but EP held firm.

Isiah Thomas said...

you coulda pulled a Mcquire....

"I don't wanna talk about the past"

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I am pumped.

Notre Dame game.

Switchfoot concert.

My head is spinning, so much action.

Isiah Thomas said...

followed by a Rosenhaus

"next question"

ben said...

mean green taking it to Memphis.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

North Texas leading?

Uhh..

El Padrino said...

yes i did hold up well, immediately after that conversation however i succumbed to my war scars and crumbled to the floor

ben said...

does anyone have memphis in the final 4??? Elite 8???

El Padrino said...

and vagina is handling it's business

El Padrino said...

relax they are down 5

El Padrino said...

but no, no one should have them that far

El Padrino said...

go CONFERENCE USA!!!

El Padrino said...

oh man a Z with all the same timstamps, what do you call that

a DICKIE Z ?

ben said...

I think that's a premature z.

Isiah Thomas said...

that's called a premature z

Isiah Thomas said...

I've got creighton beating Mempho in Rnd. 2

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd like to kick all of ESPN's "experts" square in the mouth.

El Padrino said...

so i need cialis

El Padrino said...

Jo'Van 'Wink' Adams made Three Point Jumper.

cool name

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

Got Memphis losing to louisville. just like the old conf USA dayz.

Runnin' Rebs up 6 El P

ben said...

Jovan 'Wink' Adams...that's how his name shows up on ESPN scoreboard.

ben said...

i'm retarded

El Padrino said...

i nned a run from Memphis, got them giving fucking 10

El Padrino said...

hopefully UNLV channels the great Gram-ma-ma mojo

Isiah Thomas said...

UVA is shooting 67%....

El Padrino said...

going on lunch/bar/watch game break

El Padrino said...

kid reynolds is goin offfffff

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Got Memphis out in the 16

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

Is Luke Schensher (terrible sp but I'm not looking it up) still in the NBA? Remember reading he came up through the D League and made a squad this year.

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

Memphis in front now

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

b ballin shot callin
take it back to the days of yes yallin

Mills said...

MMOD is much improved this year.

Mills said...

"why doesn't this happen when regular folks interview for a job? Hell, if they had led me into a room with a beer and a pastrami sandwich on a table I would have signed up right there.

Cause in a lot of cases, you need the job more than they need you.

In athlete's cases, the college needs the athlete more than the athlete needs the college.

Maybe if you brought a hooker to a job interview and offered her up to the CEO you might get in, assuming the CEO is a man of course."

what up rev. debbie downer. don't kill the dream.

your paternal parent said...

dude in my office just dropped by...

and brought my ass a handheld tv.

and i am now watching hoops! PA-DOW!!!

ToddPacker said...

you're a lucky guy, ypp

ToddPacker said...

don't know how much i can help with the comments.... the faster i finish up a pile of tps, the faster more tps comes in.... this is not right

The Rev said...

Well, I was going for a joke with the hooker reversal.

I guess it sucked.

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

it's gone from suck to blow

whocares said...

"Well, I was going for a joke with the hooker reversal.

I guess it sucked."



*Agreed.

whocares said...

Suck, Suck, Suck, Suck!!!!!

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm watching Mythbusters.

It's better than the games on tap.

ToddPacker said...

is today's myth the use of the word "spelt"?

El Padrino said...

wow memphis blew that for me

El Padrino said...

i thought the comments would be in the 300 range

El Padrino said...

slightly disappointed

El Padrino said...

i love van wink adams

El Padrino said...

if anyone cares

3 corona's, caribbean mango salsa shrimp, french fries

El Padrino said...

unlv game seems good

ToddPacker said...

nice lunch, ep... i came back from lunch to a pile of tps

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

can you know the thundering ocean?
can you know the whispering wind?

such is mango

your paternal parent said...

so GT came back to tie and memphis slowly losing their lead..

good timing for my lunch.

who IS that annoying fucking color guy? is billy packer on the Memphis game?

"oh a little KIIIIISS off da winda'!!"

someone needs to slit his throat.

El Padrino said...

vern lundquist, i have his address if you want to send him some anthrax

El Padrino said...

i love mango

ToddPacker said...

billy packer is of no relation to todd packer

El Padrino said...

anything caribbean i love
i wish i would have bedded a caribbean women, maybe in my next life

El Padrino said...

i tipped the bartender $10 because she had tremendous titties

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

Just knocked out a pre-lunch pile of TPS myself TP.

Hey your "blame any fart noise or stench on mom" plan is working like gangbusters at my place. This morning the kid was in our room and I rocked a loud fart. She looked up and said "That was mommy?"

Mommy was at the gym but I said "yes, yes it was"

ToddPacker said...

very nice, mv

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ElP already pullin' desperate married guy moves. I love it.

Isiah Thomas said...

meetings finished = weekend starts

El Padrino said...

i'm pathetic

El Padrino said...

it's 30 degrees and snowing
yesterday it was 70

al gore suck it buddy

Isiah Thomas said...

is today's myth the use of the word "spelt"?


myth busted

El Padrino said...

anyone pick albany

Mills said...

the michael waltrip/sammy hagger "i could ride in 55" radio commercial makes me want to punch somebody in the junk.

Isiah Thomas said...

maybe next time she'll give you a nip slip EP....$10 tips go far

Isiah Thomas said...

*hand raised...how bad did they lose?

Mills said...

if somebody walks by my office they better cover their "guy" cuz I will take my anger out on them...

El Padrino said...

meiz i've already perfected the "see hot women stick left hand in pocket" move

El Padrino said...

"an old friend in Tampa used to live in ny and really misses Brooklyn Lager so I offered to mail him some"

sorry tp, sorry i called you old

El Padrino said...

unlv crapping the bed

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Look spelt up

Input spelt, then click on the second entry.

El Padrino said...

i could use some candy

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

Hahahaha El P.

you should wrap a band aid around the bottom half of your ring. Then you just give it a half turn real quick and it's in stealth mode.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Main Entry: spelt
Pronunciation: 'spelt
chiefly British past and past participle of SPELL

El Padrino said...

this is a spelt day

El Padrino said...

in addition to the games on
cable challenged me by showing the following movies

Scarface
Pulp Fiction
The Fugitive
Armageddon
Die Hard
Usual Suspects

Really put my remote finger to the test

El Padrino said...

mvn tactic noted

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Wow...UNLV has had a minute long possession and hasn't scored.

And they get the ball out of bounds.

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

I watched Die hard for about the 125th time last week. I needed to start the orig trilogy again before numero quatro is released.

your paternal parent said...

oh its getting slightly chest bumpy now...

keep it crunk baybeee!

El Padrino said...

die hard is awesome
i liked 2 and 3 as well

stoked bout live free or die hard

your paternal parent said...

the beyotch here is talking so loud that its drowning out my tv coverage.

STFU.

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

Unlv up 4 with 36 left.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Stupid...can't watch the ND game on MMOD because it's supposed to be my area's game...can't watch the ND game on the TV because CBS thinks I want to see the end of the GT-UNLV game.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

your paternal parent said...

Gee-tech, goodnight

Isiah Thomas said...

re: spelt

freak you realize we live in the ol' US of A right? Beat back the brits a lonnnng time ago.

your paternal parent said...

freak, drop a "you cockney twats" on us one time..

El Padrino said...

1 fo 1
i'll take it

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

It's a word, you can't tell me it's not.

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

"you cockney twats"

haha, throw a "you bloody wankers" in there as well

Isiah Thomas said...

was the slapfight over it being a word or being spelt correctly?

your paternal parent said...

irregardless

Isiah Thomas said...

my bracket has so many "x's" you'd think it was a freak spelling test

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