Thursday, March 08, 2007

THIS IS.... SPARTA!!!

Movie fans don't forget this hotness jumps off today..........
















Championship week in full effect like Das Efx...

OT was the name of the game last night

USC over Stanford, that kid has got cojones.

Louisville over WVU (who sorry tem but with a non conference sked ranked 275, your done, have a good time winning the NIT)

UCLA losing to CALI (still a 1 seed unless FLA and NC win thier tourney's)--Affalo step up son, the world is watching.

DOOOOK crapping the bed to NC State.....exceeeeelent bball last night and Durant wasn't even involved in any way.

GTECH losing in double OT to a bad Wake Team.

Can't wait for more, I got a fever...and the only prescription is more college bball.

Spurs win 11th straight, ho hum.

The Isles Simon should be suspended for the rest of the year for his hit last night on Hollweg. A double fisted stick shot to the grill is assault. Homo.

NC, Ohio State get us started today along with Kansas & Kentucky. Potential game of the night Louisville and Pitt or Notre Dame / Gtown. Watch the A$M game too, cuz Law IV is neo nasty.

Selection Sunday is on Sunday.

Hi Bill.

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ToddPacker said...

beer

El Padrino said...

working on it
are you moving to south dakota anytime soon?

Mills said...

anybody got a link for the hockey hit?

ToddPacker said...

i was just kidding, ep... reliving the glory of winning

Mills said...

nevermind. i found it. i didn't think the hit was as bad as some of the past ones. mike and mike made is sound a lot worse - like he swung it like a baseball bat.

El Padrino said...

unc is going to slaughter fsu

El Padrino said...

weasel, let me crack you across the face with a hockey stik

sure there were worse hits but you
cant use the stick as a weapon

bottom line

ToddPacker said...

link for mills

ToddPacker said...

"sure there were worse hits but you
cant use the stick as a weapon"


sure you can... it's OK as long as you're hitting a Ranger

El Padrino said...

grrrr.
i hate the islanders

Mills said...

are the rangers the equivilant of the yankees/giants/knicks. and the isles the mets/jets/nets? that is weird those last 3 all rhyme

El Padrino said...

yes, but i'm a different breed

rangers/giants/mets/knicks

whocares said...

I am seriously debating taking next Friday off to watch b-ball all day.

whocares said...

Me and TPS went 14 rounds yesterday. I think he won by decision. But today, today is my day. No work. Lots of ESPN.com and LOV. Good times.

ToddPacker said...

isles/jets/mets/knicks

but i do now have some love for the lightning/bucs/d-rays

whocares said...

Maybe I should take next Thursday off as well?

Please advise.

El Padrino said...

im with WC, serious conversations with myself over the thrus/friday day off thing

ToddPacker said...

"grrrr.
i hate the islanders"

i used to love the "1940" chant at the nassau coliseum.... although the "beat you wife potvan" chant at the garden was good too

ToddPacker said...

taking thurs or fri off for me will depend on when florida plays....

El Padrino said...

yeah garden chants are memorable

i always loved the tie domi ones too or marty brodeuor one

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

El Padrino said...

might miss a few minutes of the 12pm -- going downtown

how dare the send me downtown today
i will revolt this afternoon
unacceptable

El Padrino said...

whoa zeke
646am huh

impressed

Isiah Thomas said...

re: taking off next thurs/friday

I took off Friday last year. If you have access to MMOD then I'd advise against taking the day off. You get basically all the games with MMOD and you don't have to burn a vaca day. BUT you'll still be at work.

Isiah Thomas said...

We're still MST until Monday when we switch to PST.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm starting to move into the "anti conference tourney" camp. After you play what 16 or so conference games you don't know who the best team is?

Do away with them and have more play-in games for the 7-10 seeds.

Isiah Thomas said...

gettin this sumbitch started off with a z

Isiah Thomas said...

TP - nice link btw.

Isiah Thomas said...

I can't be stopped today, Ima machine. If he dies....he dies.

El Padrino said...

if a few lov members that are home can priovde us with minute to miute update then taking off for me will not happen

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll prob wait till next weekend for 300, let the crowds die down a little.

Nothing worse than lines to get into a movie, crying babies, people talking too loud or laughing too long through the dialogue.

El Padrino said...

it's hard gettin a day off in my place

El Padrino said...

word on 300

El Padrino said...

when i come back (12ish) i expect to have to catch up on over 200 comments, dont disappoint

El Padrino said...

Z

Isiah Thomas said...

college hoops is all about mediocrity, not parity.

El Padrino said...

laterzz
haterzz

Isiah Thomas said...

reading cnn looks like the internet chick got cut from American Idol.....don't let your momentum die baby, keep your 15 minutes going, DO THE SEX TAPE NOW.

your paternal parent said...

take.
off.
yer.
clothes.

ben said...

she's already had an offer from Playboy and Girls Gone Wild.

ben said...

That hit in hockey last night was pretty bad. Not as bad as when Bertuzzi broke that guy's neck suckerpunching him from behind, but still bad.

ben said...

Every year I've seriously considered taking off thurs/friday of the tournament, but never have. Sitting at home is good, but taking a 2 hour lunch on the company is better. Plus can watch all 4 games at once

ben said...

Since I'm out west, I can typically go to lunch and see the second half of all the earliest games, and the first half of the next ones.

ben said...

Throwing Z's out left and right in this motha

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I say we stop the comments at 199 just to piss el p off.

ToddPacker said...

i wonder if meiz is buying new pants today?

ben said...

yeah, get to 199, and throw up another post to start over.

your paternal parent said...

yeah, that must be pretty bad if someone is looking to give my man charity like that.

meiz, we have a minimum level of appearance here. that suits dogshit, get yourself a better suit. not sayin u have to outfit your whole warddrobe, just get something nice til u pass the series 7.

ben said...

I, personally, am not worried about meiz's pants. Tim Hardaway hates you guys.

Isiah Thomas said...

A source tells TMZ that Brit handed over her kids to the store's salespeople so she could peruse the racks of clothes. The gal's got priorities! When it came time to try the items on, Spears didn't bother with a pesky dressing room -- and stripped down right in the middle of the store -- in front of staff and other customers! We're told the "Toxic" singer even tried out some new dance moves for her shocked audience. Not long after Britney's impromptu boutique performance, the mother of two checked into rehab three times and shaved her head.

Got this from the Superficial.

Go Britney Go!

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev - first day on the new job pull the "fat guy in a little coat" Chris Farley routine. Its guaranteed to score bonus points.

ben said...

whoa, whoa, whoa...did you see that the LSU women's bball head coach quit because she had an affair with one of her players. That's hot.

Isiah Thomas said...

story was posted hur last night after it broke on espn.

Muff licking coach.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

It's kinda hot...but she's not hot at all.

And neither are any of the players.

ben said...

my bad...i missed the LOV after dark.

Isiah Thomas said...

Looks like Brian Davis and Christine Laettner are looking to make another play at the Grizzlies, sounds like Laettner would run the basketball operations if they get it.

What's his first move, installing pink carpet in the locker room or hiring a full time crepe chef for the team?

Isiah Thomas said...

Thumbs Up: Hot dykes

Thumbs Down : Bull Dykes (but not you Beth)

ben said...

Laettner is intrigued by the Grizzlies young players, partially because one is named "GAY"

The Rev said...

Fat guy in a little coat...

I've done that routine before.

The Rev said...

Beth counts as a hot one.

Well, at least from the one pic I've seen. We've never gotten anymore proof than that.

ben said...

beth has friends of strippers on her myspace page, so that's hot.

whocares said...

I've got nothing to say.

Isiah Thomas said...

wc - hit us with those Jacob stories.

Isiah Thomas said...

"friends of strippers" or "strippers"

please advise.

ToddPacker said...

wc, i missed the auburn game last night (watching duke/unc and wv/l'ville)... looks like UGA dominated

The Rev said...

So the LSU coach had the affair in 2004.

The LSU sports site actually has pics up of the entire team from 2004 complete with bios. They keep all their rosters in the archives.

I'm guessing it might have been this girl

Why? Cause she's pretty good looking, and she's Swedish.

Unless they revealed the name of the player, which I haven't seen yet and I am not sure they did, I'm believing it was her.

ben said...

So on beth's myspace page, she has like 6 friends. I can't remember which friend, but if you go to her page, all of her friends are strippers. So Beth is a 2 degrees from stripper.

ToddPacker said...

rev don't play around with the detective skillz

ben said...

Rev-
Coming through in the clutch, that chick is hot.

ebntx said...

looks like i will be visiting my around the corner movie theater more often. It is a small little place, but look at these deals:

MONDAY: Bring your own container for all-you-can-eat free popcorn

TUESDAY: Free refills on any size soda

WEDNESDAY: All concession items half price

THURSDAY: All ticket prices $4 all day

300 here i come.

The Rev said...

Another reason I believe it was her...

she was a junior in the 2004-2005 season.

For what would have been her senior year, 2005-2006, she is not on the roster. Jilted lover, perhaps?

Of course, I could be wrong.

ToddPacker said...

her last name is so close to bare naked, too

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev I don't agree with your choice.

I think it would be a sista.

ebntx said...

i am going with revs theory. if any other name comes out of this it will not be recognized by lov as truf.

Mills said...

she is 6'1". i bet she is beefier in person than her pic shows.

ebntx said...

"Rev I don't agree with your choice.

I think it would be a sista."

court reporter please remove zekes statement from the record.

ben said...

I disagree with Zeke

Why would this lady go all the way to sweden to recruit players... because Swedish girls are into freaky sex.

ToddPacker said...

zeke with a "not so fast, my friend..."

The Rev said...

I'm not discounting the possibility that the girl would be black instead. It could have been anyone.

But the Swedish mojo is just that powerful. It's believable.

And maybe she has a little beef at 6'1". If it's in the right places, it's a good thing.

Isiah Thomas said...

looks like she transfered to TCU

whocares said...

"wc - hit us with those Jacob stories."


I think I mistated when I said "stories". I'm sure there are stories of him being a complete moron, but it was just common knowledge that he was dumb as a bag of hammers and his teammates didnt particularly like him.

I mean, he is 6'4" 225 and has pretty good wheels, yet he could never get on the field at AU. Granted, he was behind Carnell and Ronnie, but still. Word has it that when they put him in the game they had to simplify the playbook. And I mean simplify like "I'm giving you the ball and your running between the guard and tackle".

Rumor is that after the season he was told he could move to DE, but decided against it, and the team basically voted him off of the squad.


He came in with TOOOOOOOOOONS of hype, but rarely touched the field. Although, he did almost kill a Kentucky player on a kickoff. He hit the guy so hard I honestly thought he was dead.


And sorry to Rev for stealing his trademarked five scroller.

Isiah Thomas said...

A former Swedish national team member, Biernacka saw limited playing time in 19 games as a sophomore and finished the year averaging 1.8 points and 1.1 rebounds. She appeared in three games in fall 2005 before leaving the team for personal reasons.

hmmmmm, maybe a good call rev

ebntx said...

doesnt disprove anything but this is from her tcu bio

"Engaged to TCU football standout Maurice Bouldwin"

The Rev said...

I didn't even know about the personal reasons thing.

I am Harry Crumb.

Isiah Thomas said...

is LSU's athletic site really called "Tiger Droppings"? ahahahahaah

The Rev said...

They call that a beard, Eb.

whocares said...

Can all the bull dyke talk stop now please?

We arent talking about Jenna Jameson and Pam Anderson hooking up. We're talking (entirely too much) about two men without penises getting it on.

Stop it. Stop it now. This needs to go no further.

ben said...

I'd like to get with some swedish national team girls.

Isiah Thomas said...

nevermind that's not the official site

ben said...

I thought the report sounded more like an "assault" rather then an affair. I guess if you're a straight swedish chick and your coach starts touching you inappropriatly....i have to go now.

ebntx said...

so did steve off himself after last nights game?

The Rev said...

Article on the Swedish girl

"Hanna Biernacka probably leads the Lady Frogs in high fives. During a two-on-two drill against the all-male Frog Squad, Biernacka pats teammate Helen Roden on the bottom. The next play, she encourages Jenna Lohse to stick with it.
Twenty minutes later in a scrimmage, she’s chest-bumping one of the guys."

I rest my case.

Isiah Thomas said...

once the lawsuit comes out we'll find out who it is.

Isiah Thomas said...

Doook is just a bad basketball team, plain and simple.

And it cracks me up every time the announcers talk about how good Paulus is.

Keep attempting step back 3's with your team going down in flames thundercunt.

Only a week or so until the teary eyed Coach K press conference.

The Rev said...

Is there definitely some lawsuit coming out? Or is that speculation?

Please advise.

ben said...

Not if they have similar laws as Colorado. They never "release" the names of sexual assault victims here.

ben said...

I don't see how Duke is any higher then a 9 or 10 seed.

ToddPacker said...

i think they'll be a 6 or 7 seed

Isiah Thomas said...

just speculating about a lawsuit, its the next logical progression, and in America names always get leaked, it'll come out.

I said Dook'd be an 8/9 seed last night but 10 is more like it. But TP and FH are right, on rep alone Dook will be a high seed.

The Rev said...

Pokey Chatman's official website

Now this is some funny stuff.

The Rev said...

From the page "Pokey's Philosophy"...

"The one thing I have discovered is that life is an ongoing proposition."

*snickering

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jenna Jameson is fucking UGLY.

ben said...

New LOB beerness is up.

Isiah Thomas said...

Backing up Meiz's claim

SFW

Spaceman Spiff said...

cant have dook lower than a 7, because if they were and they won the first round game, they'll get slobbed for 'upsetting' a good team etc.

The Rev said...

What happened to her?

She was totally hot one year ago on Howard Stern's show.

ben said...

Yeah, Jenna has had tooooo much work done.

Mills said...

dana jacobsen graduated from my high school.... weird.

The Rev said...

Is that really her? Or is the website pulling a fast one on us?

If it is, unbelievable.

ToddPacker said...

yikes... she looks like a female version of sam cassell

Isiah Thomas said...

she fucked herself ugly

Isiah Thomas said...

that's her rev, there's more pics of her with her man Tito Ortiz.

Isiah Thomas said...

in doing more detective work on the LSU player, I'm saying it was that one chick who was supposedly good...Simeon Augustus.

Isiah Thomas said...

could it be?

Isiah Thomas said...

EGGSELlENT.

First Natty Z.

*fist raised

Spaceman Spiff said...

yo rev, rejoice, salma is fat because she is preggers by a french billionaire

ToddPacker said...

is ron ron still in jail? he's not
commenting

Keith S said...

That coach looks like Wanda Sykes.

whocares said...

I agree that JJ is fugly, I was merely pointing out that a conversation about two hoops playing bull dykes had gone on long enough.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm throwing this out here to get an immediate respons, anyone ever drank Blue Moon beer or Moose Drool?

I think Ben said he had drank MD befo.

Please advise.

Isiah Thomas said...

the wanda sykes comment made me wonder when is Curb Your Enthusiam coming back on or is it done?

ToddPacker said...

i have no advice on that matter, zeke

ToddPacker said...

curb is great

Isiah Thomas said...

T minus 27 mins till Auto Pilot is turned on.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue Moon is my favorite beer in the world.

ToddPacker said...

the one when he goes to the dodger game with a hooker... hi-lari-us

Mills said...

blue moon is decent. it generally comes with an orange in it in draft form.

Isiah Thomas said...

Meiz the guy at the store said something about putting some orange peel in it, do you do this?

ben said...

Zeke-
I've had both. Blue Moon is pretty good, made by Coors. Moose Drool is my personal favorite, but I like dark beers, and it's like a chocolate stout type of beer.

Isiah Thomas said...

they had both on sale at the store here, got a 6 of each, will get blatto tonight.

The Rev said...

Blue Moon is a beer that needs fruit in it. So take that under advisement. If you are against fruit in beer, stay away.

That being said, it's a pretty tasty beer. I've had a couple in my day.

whocares said...

Blue Moon is kind of a chick beer. It's good, but it's good because it's pretty fruity tasting. My wife usually drinks them if the bar has it.

And you gotta go with the orange in it.

Isiah Thomas said...

bracketology guy has Dook as a 7 facing Syracuse a 10.

whocares said...

This conversation should be on LOB.

ben said...

Blue Moon is probably the best "wheat" beer i've had.

whocares said...

I'll take cuse and whatever the spread is.

Mills said...

do you guys get boulevard? it is Kansas City's own brew, and is pretty widly distributed.

anyway, i did the tour a while back. and their stout is actually one of their lightest beers. i found that interesting. it is really dark in color, but very light on the bitterness? scale, or whatever the thing is called that they use to measure the taste of beer.

Mills said...

LOB? Please advise.

whocares said...

Not a big stout fan.

Had some Black Dog Amber Ale last night. It was okay. It had a stronger taste than I was expecting, but it grew on me over the course of five of them.

Isiah Thomas said...

will move said questions to LOB next time

Spaceman Spiff said...

what are the odds dsteve takes dook all the way in the LOV tournament bracket

Isiah Thomas said...

LOB has a lot of potential, nice work EP

Isiah Thomas said...

even he's not stoopid enough to do that

The Rev said...

Blue Moon is more a chick beer. I went to a happy hour gathering with my fiancee and her friends once where it was mostly women, and it seemed like they were all drinking the Blue Moon with the orange in it.

But it's beer. So therefore it is acceptable for men.

Isiah Thomas said...

suggestions for the final DS comment are welcome

ben said...

for the weasel

Isiah Thomas said...

now that LOB was created I'm looking to expand my beer horizons - picking up a couple six's of different shit every friday.

Isiah Thomas said...

for shame ben

ben said...

zeke-
that's my plan too, sample some crazy stuff.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Could someone check to see when qualifying for Nextel Cup is on today?

I tried, but nothing will load.

your paternal parent said...

blue moon is great.

and from earlier.. "MONDAY: Bring your own container for all-you-can-eat free popcorn"

-im the kind of asshole that would make them reconsider this promotion after ONE day. seriously, this is an open invite to be obnoxious. i would go purchase a brand new garbage can , put a bag in it, and make em fill it up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No orange in my Blue Moon.

whocares said...

That's my plan every Thursday or Friday. I usually try to pick up six or twelve of something I've never had before.

Unless I get an urge for something I already had and enjoyed.

your paternal parent said...

zeke, whats the idea for the comment today.. as far as what name to post under, etc..

or is that open for discussion?

Isiah Thomas said...

Event: UAW-DaimlerChrysler 400 qualifying
Network: SPEED
Time: 6 p.m. ET, Friday

your paternal parent said...

LOB will soon be the premiere place for beer knowledge.

Isiah Thomas said...

FH - name/pic/comment - all up for suggestions

Isiah Thomas said...

how big a movie theatre is this? It can't be a chain.

bring an inflatable kiddie pool.

"to the top please"

your paternal parent said...

wow, a blank slate.. this hate might need to get personal.

ben said...

If Bill e'ffing Simmons starts talking about Blue Moon....

your paternal parent said...

"no ice please, i'd like more beverage.."

Isiah Thomas said...

I hear ya wc, I've usually just rolled with what I like, but now with LOB I got to try different shit.

The store I've been going to has that "create your own six pack" and its got a good selection.

Isiah Thomas said...

Let the imagination, er hate, run wild with the pic/name/comment.

ben said...

ask for extra butter in your kiddie pool

Mills said...

"But it's beer. So therefore it is acceptable for men."

Is drinking Rasberry Wheat Beer acceptable as well then?

your paternal parent said...

he'll randomly drop beer references, or have a beer blog during a celts game.

Isiah Thomas said...

Bill we're drawing the line at Blue Moon - you bite that and its on.

Isiah Thomas said...

forgot about this earlier...

I ripped a fart while I was asleep and woke FMZ up around 5:30 this AM. Very pleased with that.

ben said...

I hate New Jersey

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Somebody shoot me.

El Padrino said...

BOOM!

El Padrino said...

only 133 comments
slackers

El Padrino said...

just in time to gamecast unc blow out FSU

El Padrino said...

Blue Moon is decent to me

LOB is the new Beer Gospel
Ben, nice work

Zeke keep striving to try different beer, last night i made love to a Groslch 6pk

Jacobs may be dumb but I wouldnt want to tackle him

El Padrino said...

Z fuckers

El Padrino said...

nice boiler room reference YPP

El Padrino said...

and i'd totally bring a radio flyer and make them fill that shit up with popcorn

Isiah Thomas said...

and that game tying layup by Louisville was a total walk.

El Padrino said...

5 dark stouts, excellent WC, that's what I like to see

Spaceman Spiff said...

dominic rhodes to the raiders, i know you just won a super bowl and just want money now, but the raiders? from best team to worst, sold your soul for 2 years 7 million

El Padrino said...

lamont jordan = not happy

Isiah Thomas said...

lamont already gave money back so he wouldn't get cut.

RIP Lamont.

your paternal parent said...

Quickie Dan,

I've enjoyed your blog for a long time, and the quickie before that. I think your a grate righter. I enjoy coming to this blog I'm sorry that you were released from ess-pin. I'm sorry that you became expendable and were no longer a priority. I thought it was because maybe you weren't getting enough hits/readers, but damn, we had the insightful chats and then look at how many people joined your groups for the tourney bracket, etc..

Well, then they went an replaced you with DJ Gallo, which was a stunning turn of events. I mean, you tell one guy that he's no longer necessary, then hire a guy to replace said "unncessary role"?

I'm also sorry that you didn't freshen up your "bit" before it was too late. Hindsight is 20/20. Unless you have lasik done, then you might end up even better. The shit they do now is incredible. I'm actually getting HD eye lenses installed in my face in the coming weeks. It's a xmas present from my partner. But enough about me..

So I started reading Gallo a couple times a week and have had a stunning revelation. He's funny. He brings something new to the table, rather than treading on the same worn out carpet.

Think of your house (or someone's house with money).. you move your couches/chairs around the room every so often as to not wear out a certain path. Your path is pimped. It has treadmarks like Britney has after manufacturing all her whore-babies.

If I respected the opinion of Bob in Boise, then I know where to come for that analysis (which is nice when you're looking for a laugh after a hard day at work.. ie, babysitting). But I'm looking for a bit of substance. You can only have a vanilla shake so long. Then all of a sudden you want a banana split. Then you take the banana out of the 'Split and stick in your significant others' glory hole and eat. Eat away. Lap up that chocolate and maybe even the strawberry. The real delight to all of this is that you finish up with a whip cream mustachio planted delicately on your face. People know, man. You accomplish the Banana Split Delight move, and they know that you're the kind of brotha that don't take "no" for an answer. Let that ho know that you're the king in this castle, that you're Simba and her ass is whatever the hell the female lion's name was.. and you're proving it to her. Roar like a lion, buddy.

Get your roar back.



Or, if the case may be, let your wife do the roaring.

ben said...

YPP-
Well done, sir

El Padrino said...

good job

Isiah Thomas said...

Excellent work FH.

personal fav's include:

I'm actually getting HD eye lenses installed in my face

You accomplish the Banana Split Delight move, and they know that you're the kind of brotha that don't take "no" for an answer.

Isiah Thomas said...

DSteve - post it up buddy.

your paternal parent said...

name change: Disappointed in Dallas

ben said...

"If you're staying offline all weekend (and with all the hoops to watch, I don't blame you), be sure to check back on Monday for a complete Bracket breakdown."

Sounds like an LOV invite to me. Oh to be naive like Daniel.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the commish who is calling out the cheaters in the money league, now wants to cancel the whole thing and give everyone their money back, people who got cut 4 months ago get their money back, wtf? i am disliking him more than the collusioners

Isiah Thomas said...

Disappointed in Dallas


ahahahaahha

DSteve you know the drill.

your paternal parent said...

destroy them all spiff.

your paternal parent said...

we need to find a really sad looking loser for the picture...

Isiah Thomas said...

ben that is music to our ears

spiff - that is wack. Top 4 should split the money if the two DB's are gonna pull their stunt.

El Padrino said...

spiff got UNC -6.5 for 1st half

your paternal parent said...


first result
?

Isiah Thomas said...

Tommy Amaker is Norv Turner. 6 years of accomplishing nothing.

El Padrino said...

and for the record i'm hot
11 out of 13 in college straight bets

Isiah Thomas said...

DSteve - please hold off until a new pic is found

ben said...

I'm scared of FSU, because Bill Simmons said so, and he likes Al

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