Thursday, March 01, 2007

Sucky McSuck Suck Suck!

This is like the worst dog sitting ever. When the dog is outside, it likes to play a game. The game is that she will walk up to the door, scratch to get in, and when you open up the door for her to come in, she will run away. Stupidest thing I have ever seen. I have half a mind just to leave her out there, but it’s kind of cold, and I don’t want to be cruel.

Not to mention that they don’t have ESPN. This is a crime.

I said I would talk about the job I did with NBA Entertainment. It’s semi-sports related.

The premise is that NBA players from different cities give back to their community by renovating local Boys and Girls clubs. Jermaine O’Neal is doing it for Indianapolis. They also are renovating places in Houston, New Orleans and Oklahoma City. My job was to help tape before shots, interview key people to the story, get shots of the construction starting, and somehow involve a Toyota Tundra (title sponsor and the people that are actually paying for everything). I’m supposed to go back throughout the next month to get shots of the construction, and then again a couple of weeks later to film Jermaine doing a “grand opening”. Should air sometime in April or May on NBAtv.

Some quick hits:

The Bears finally signed Lovie to an extension. Whoopie.

Jamal Lewis is old. He got cut.

College Basketball is happening or something.

Video:

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Ben said...

do i get Indy beer?

H said...

Damn, Ben beat me to the punch.

Ben said...

I posted this on the other thread, but just wanted to keep everyone informed.

That slutty chick on american idol is a horrible, horrible singer. I'm hoping she sticks around though. She's also got a horrible "i'm better then everyone" attitude....

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

You get nothing and you will like it.

H said...

wasn't able to get involved in the LOV debate yesterday afternoon. Had to do some training of my replacements. I think Mills should accept his punishment

Isiah Thomas said...

GOOOOOOOOOOO
DOOOOOOOOOOOOK


ahahahhahahahah

Isiah Thomas said...

its funny that a Dook hater can know more about the team after watching 3 games than a life long Dook fan does.

GOOOOOOOO
DOOOOOOOOOOOOK

H said...

also, was anyone else as disappointed as I was to learn that Kod isn't in fact a Native American? Maybe this was common knowledge, but I'm new here.

Mills said...

I hate Shaq, but that was GREAT!

H -- i already said that people can post (call me what they want) or post on the website what they want. I am not messing with my name or pic.

There are no laws in a lawless society. Period.

Isiah Thomas said...

I haven't seen a ton of TX games but when I watch Durant I see more Nowitzski in his game than anything else. Tall, great stroke and can take the rock to the hole, not afraid to take and hit big shots.

I'm open to other comparisons.

Please advise.

H said...

Just screwin with ya, Mills. Wanted to see the evil lawyer side come out again.

Isiah Thomas said...

h you must have missed Kod's section in LOG which has his pic up from his cry for help.

He's 5'5'' 100 and nothing, yet can down CL like its air.

Ben said...

Durant reminds me more of McGrady. He's long like that, and athletic like that. Dirk doesn't have that kind of athleticism.

Isiah Thomas said...

Ah good call, meant to include *but more athletic.

El Padrino said...

Durant was sick last night
again...

but dirk is 7 ft so he's (dirk) just a freak of nature

i dont know yet who durant balls like

H said...

ok, so I did some research and read the bylaws that rev mentioned yesterday. the very first one was:

1. You are not allowed to mention "the name that shall not be mentioned."

Now, I assume the name that shall not be mentioned is DB's real name. Yesterday, the good Rev did indeed mention said name in a post. Therefore, didn't the Rev also break a rule, and should he not also be subjected to punishment?

El Padrino said...

that's CL is air
nothing too that beer
it's like piss water

H said...

I never visited LOG, Zeke. It struck me as something that was NSFW and I'm hardly ever online outside of work.

Ben said...

cl=Corona light?

Mills said...

i don't think dirk get enough credit for his atheletiscm. dude is 7 feet tall. KG is only other 7 footer that is athletic and strong like dirk. am i missing anybody else?

also -- dwight howard looked tiny next to shaq in that video.

Isiah Thomas said...

Acie Law spits hot fire.

And he adds the "IV" to his jersey.

Ben said...

Rev can't be punished. He was answering my question so as I didn't break any bylaws. Because i'm worried about those kinds of things.

Isiah Thomas said...

they've got Durant listed at 6'9'' he seems taller than that

Mills said...

interesting point H - Rev brought it up. Also, Where does it say not to post.

El Padrino said...

coors light

Ben said...

Law carried that team in the tourney last year. A&M is going to be really really good in about 3 years

Isiah Thomas said...

DBMills broke the law, after having fair warning, the punishment was just.

Ben said...

oh, duh

H said...

mills, Rev had said that the bylaws were in the comments on the august 30th post. I went there so that I wouldn't break any of them.

H said...

"oh, duh "

Solid contribution, Ben.

El Padrino said...

they are good now ben
prior to last night's loss #4 in the land

H said...

Blogger keeps giving me the finger wag. It is getting mildly irritating.

Ben said...

I know that A&M is good this year, but Law leaves and they'll drop off, but they'll start getting the recruits so they can be #4 every year.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Mills, I thought you said you were a lurker from the beginning.

You should have known the rules. And you even got an extra warning. No mercy.

Ben said...

I'm going to the nuggets game on Friday, might be my last chance to see the Meiztumbo finger wag in person.

The Rev said...

The mentioning of the name has never been enforced. And I felt the need to bring it up to Ben to explain who we were talking about.

Really, I think we are missing the point of all of this. Part of the fun here is when things like this happen. I've been subject to several punishments. Zeke has. Steve has. Kodiac has. Probably a couple of others have as well that I can't remember. And each of us took it. And it entertained the members of the blog. And it kind of became part of our history.

Maybe it's like fraternity hazing. Going through it makes you more a part of what is going on.

But... I had a feeling someone was going to rebel sooner or later.

Ben said...

figured that it would be a lawyer

Ben said...

did anyone else see that the NYC city council banned the use of the 'N' word in the city, or something like that. This borders on infringing on free speech. Damn commies.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

dbmills = poor sport

Ben said...

dbmills ruins all the fun...and likes the moose cock...or so i hear.

Isiah Thomas said...

Isiah Thomas said...
as truthful as it was, mills has broken a law in the lawless society.

punishment of some sort?

if 97 Octane was here she'd be all over him for posting about him.

Mills said...
no punishment -- a) lawless society, and laws will not arbitrarily be imposed against me - i have a constituional lov right against any laws, b) there was no punishment for mov and martin posting there last week.

jus saying...

temwr said...
You only get punished for admitting posting on DB blog. Nobody goes there so nobody checks.

Isiah Thomas said...

the above show's fair warning. Like rev said its like hazing. You step up and take the punishment.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm gonna have to go back to my house and raid the fridge.

Isiah Thomas said...

freak just stay at your crib and go over and check in every 5 hours or so

Isiah Thomas said...

Did anyone else her Rome talking about last season Girardi helped out John Lieber with some pitching advise? Surprised this hasn't hit the wwl yet.

Martin VanNostrand said...

KOD - do you see many "Free Leonard Peltier" bumper stickers around there?

Mills said...

freak --

i knew the "rules" -- i just refuse to be bound by a lawless society on blog on what i can and cannot do.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I went to the dentist this morning. I think there is still some of that gritty tooth polish floating around the bicuspids.

Mills said...

you guys can call me whatever you want. OR post on the website that i love you know what.

i am just not exerting effort to changing my name or putting up a pick.

Mills said...

good archiving zeke.

Ben said...

I think Zeke got that stuff off of Nexus, or whatever that law thing is called.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Mills has a dream:

"We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical (or cyber)violence."

El Padrino said...

mills your a faggot weasel

Martin VanNostrand said...

Lexus Nexus

Mills said...

close ben.

LexisNexis.

But Westlaw is better.

Westlaw was founded (or something) by a Drake law grad. my law school alma mater. that all we got really. that and the drake relays.

El Padrino said...

mvn busting out bucuspids

Mills said...

elp -- i am certainly NOT a weasel. i never agreed to anything and backed out afterward.

Isiah Thomas said...

changing your name takes as much effort as logging in....

El Padrino said...

drake sucks moosecock just like mills

El Padrino said...

weasel

El Padrino said...

your a weasel that wears a sundress

you weasel

El Padrino said...

go eat some seeds you weasel

Mills said...

rev is more than welcome to post whatever you/he wants on the front page -- and you can call me names. i am just not changing my stuff.

i didn't make a bet. or anything like that.

El Padrino said...

well look at that

a mills weasel ZZZZZ

Isiah Thomas said...

a regular pauley shore

Mills said...

sundress day was always my favorite day or sorority rush. pretty maid lined up in a row.

Spaceman Spiff said...

bitch

Ben said...

A lady made flan and brought it in to work today...i just like to say flan

El Padrino said...

you broke a commandment you weasel

Martin VanNostrand said...

I don't recall ever posting on DB's blog since the revolution. Is there another Martin? If not then slander and libel are up in the mix.

El Padrino said...

flan is phenominal

Ben said...

why do weasel's get such a bad rap. They're better then rats or possums, or wolverines.

El Padrino said...

cuz they are yellow bellies

ebntx said...

too lazy to filter through yesterdays comments. what did mills do?

El Padrino said...

they weasel out of everything

mills is weasling out of a day's punishement which is fair

he's a weasel

Spaceman Spiff said...

why am i not surprised that Dsteve was the one to rush to DB2's side last night

El Padrino said...

he posted on DB's blog

a comment

El Padrino said...

dook fan spiff
what do you expect

Ben said...

I spent last summer with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.

Shot them with a 12-gauge

Mills said...

i challenge your jurisdiction to impose such a punishment.

ebntx said...

ahhhh. unless it was something db would consider deleting, punishment is due.

Isiah Thomas said...

If you'd like to partake in next week's fun, feel free to post name suggestions for DSteve.

Mills said...

"he posted on DB's blog

a comment"


oh the humannnnittyyyy!!!! i might just go do it again :)

Milky Cereal Baby said...

I changed my name. that took 30 seconds.

are Marmots worse that weasels?

Isiah Thomas said...

did you eat delicious bass ben?

Mills said...

zeke -- what is your bet with steve?

Ben said...

Next you know, dbmills will cite a complete lack of mens rea

H said...

I'm voting for "DSteve sucks Coach K cock"

Isiah Thomas said...

nice LL ref MV

Meiz that's for you buddy.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I want the new KFC Big Box meal.

El Padrino said...

see mvn changed his name, took 30 seconds

nice LL ref mvn

H said...

I would love to shoot a wolverine. That would be badass.

Mills said...

look, feel free to call me moosecock (though horsecock is more appopriate if used to describe me) or post whatever. that is fine with me. i am just not messing with my name or pic.

sorry.

Milky Cereal Baby said...

ben - did you use any secret ninja moves from the government?

Isiah Thomas said...

after watching about a half of an early season Dook game it became painfully obvious that they sucked this year.

DSteve however felt differently.

We bet a top 3 finish in the ACC.

DSteve's name and pic are mine for the next week. And I get to type a comment a day for him to post on DS's blog.

Mills said...

ben -- mens rea would apply here. my INTENT was to disrupt the joy of his blog. no to encourage him.

Mills said...

but i am beyond that.

El Padrino said...

weasel

El Padrino said...

im training to become a cage fighter

Isiah Thomas said...

and DSteve has never struck me as a man with integrity but I know he'll pay up. Even though he's not bound by any laws or anything, he'll pay up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Carolina rules my life"

--DSteve sugg.

H said...

I sense another Zeke/Steve slapfight coming on...

Isiah Thomas said...

thumbs up: accepting punishment if just and warranted.

thumbs down : weasels

Mills said...

what if they win the acc tourney? does that count as top 3 finish?

not a bad bet though.

i really like choosing the post on DS's blog.

NOTE -- if people want to make bets like this. I will do things like that, and mess with name/pic (as long as safe for work). Those are things I will do.

Milky Cereal Baby said...

KFC is deeeeeeeeelicious. There's one around here that has a buffet. I can only handle that once every other year though.

Isiah Thomas said...

DSteve sucks Coach K cock
Carolina rules my life

Both duly noted.

Thanks for your help in this matter.

Best Regards.

Isiah Thomas said...

*top 3 regular season

H said...

Yea same here mills, if I ever get punished or lose a bet, pic has to be SFW.

Mills said...

but i will not be regulated on where i post and the content i post therein.

Isiah Thomas said...

h - there will be no slap fight as DSteve must take his losing this bet like a man.

Ben said...

Pizza hut buffet is awesome too, that is, until about 2 hours later.

H said...

Yes, Zeke, but reality hasn't always played a prominent role in your slap fights. Most times you're fighting with yourself. So a slap fight is still possible.

Ben said...

Christian Laettner's love slave

Bobby Hurley's chunky monkey

El Padrino said...

i've always liked zeke fucks my mom

much like air force ones, it's a classic

Isiah Thomas said...

Most times you're fighting with yourself

kinda like red sox fans

H said...

touche

Isiah Thomas said...

ben - keep em rolling in, everything will be considered, I've got seven days to fill.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: suggestions

the more degrading the better

I'll post his first pic in a minute, let me find it.

Milky Cereal Baby said...

From wht I've read Schilling looked good yesterday.

H - do you hit the dirt dogs website?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Pizza Hut buffet-- they suck around here. not enough pepperoni pizza & too much other BS

Ben said...

the rockies won their spring training opener...World Series here they come.

Mizzle VanNizzle said...

changes it again, it's eazy.

Ben said...

taco bell should have had a buffet. I think that would have been my dream.

Spaceman Spiff said...

carolina cockgobbler

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ben- suggestions shouldn't be dook related since Steve actually likes those guys.

whocares said...

I remember growing up Wendy's had the "Super Bar". Were those everywhere or just in the south?

It was three different types of buffet, they had a salad bar, an italian section, and a mexican/taco/nacho section. It ruled.

Spaceman Spiff said...

should be more like- hansbrough impaled my anus

Ben said...

so you're telling me he might actually be Laettner's love slave or Hurley's chunky monkey? That's just sick and wrong.

Mizzle VanNizzle said...

Only pizza buffet around here is at a mom & pop joint and it's not too bad. The closest dine-in Pizza hut was quite shady and is now a Quedoba.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke and co. gangbanged my daughter

H said...

No, I do not go to dirt dogs. I've been a few times and they talk about the most asinine, irrelevent stuff.

Isiah Thomas said...

DSteve's first pic

1) NSFW
2) I found this pic on thesuperficial, a site I'll check daily, as its good for some celeb nip slips and it doesn't get nazi'd.
3) I saw the SFW version of this pic a few weeks ago and immediately new it would be DSteve's first pic. I just now clicked on the NSFW version.

I think this pic would humiliate me if I had to have it up.

Mizzle VanNizzle said...

wc - I remember the super bar.

Isiah Thomas said...

spiff - I love where your heads at with this.

Ben said...

Harry Potter?

Isiah Thomas said...

hansbrough impaled my anus


* still laughing

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I did NOT need to see Harry Potter's dick.

Mills said...

that was NOT cool. on top of the NSFW -- please include gay porn if necessary for now on.

Ben said...

yeah, we might not want that pic for a day

Mizzle VanNizzle said...

H- there is a link on dirt dogs to the soxaholix which I think is a pretty funny blog/strip.

Usually the song paraody stuff they put up on dirtdogs is lame but most of the time I find the site a decent read.

Isiah Thomas said...

don't hate me, hate DSteve for making the bet

Spaceman Spiff said...

DB2 hit his face hard on his monitor trying to get at it, gotta warn him zeke

Ben said...

I tried to follow along in the ESPN fantasy baseball chat. I didn't even know who 3/4ths of the guys they were talking about were. I'm going to be awesome.

Isiah Thomas said...

no doubt he chipped a tooth and his monitor spiff

Ben said...

I think linking to a nekkid guy might be a new thing to outlaw.

Beth82678 said...

Damn, just as I got used to being the only woman on LOV, Mills becomes the second.

Come on Mills, don't play the "technically I did not hereto make a bet, ergo I am not bound by any punishment" lawyer card. I mean it's no wonder lawyers are so disliked...

Mizzle VanNizzle said...

"I think linking to a nekkid guy might be a new thing to outlaw"

I second this motion

Mizzle VanNizzle said...

Beth bringing it strong as usual.

The Rev said...

It looks like this is the rule...

if you are subject to punishment, either you choose to accept it like a man, or you open yourself up to others calling you a weasel and that you love moosecock.

Mills did not choose the man path.

It is a shame.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm liking the reaction to DSteve's pic.

Enjoy it buddy. No need to change pics till Monday.

Mizzle VanNizzle said...

I will fail miserably at Fantasy Baseball. Seems to be an ongoing theme with my life.

Isiah Thomas said...

you'll always be our first 97

your paternal parent said...

can i get a running diary of the last week?

sup bitches.

The Rev said...

I did not look at Zeke's pic due to NSFW.

Perhaps a verbal description would be inorder to those of us who are curious.

Please advise.

The Rev said...

*in order

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You know what you can do?


"YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!"

Mizzle VanNizzle said...

Zeke - at least give him the SFW version. For the sake of the blog. Otherwise Steve might post 500 comments on Monday just to make the rest of us look at snausage.

Ben said...

Rev-
Imagine an frontal shot of a naked harry potter with a unicorn

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Rev, Harry Potter's dick.

Mills said...

Zeke posted a nice pic of harry potter's wang-chung.

Isiah Thomas said...

FH - welcome back.

Vanizzle - I will take that under advisement.

rev - its a full frontal of Harry Potter standing in front of a horse.

Isiah Thomas said...

but the thought of DSteve having "Zeke fucks my mom" and that pic posting on DS's blog.....too tempting.

Mills said...

For the record Beth (and YPP for a quick hit of the weeks topics).

1) I refuse to be told what I can and cannot do.

2) Laws in a lawless society are meaningless, and de facto-ily null and void.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, MS paint a blue devil gobbling it to cover up said penis

your paternal parent said...

im sure this was discussed, but im pretty sure i dont care..

durant is SICK. i dont where all the hype of Noah comes from, but KD = POY fo' sho'.

that game last night was great, although it stole my much needed sleepy time from me (still recovering).. but it was worth it.

Mizzle VanNizzle said...

"Imagine an frontal shot of a naked harry potter with a unicorn"

YPP - better alert the cougher to this. You know it's been his fantasy.

Ben said...

I say we shun dbmills...ye are shunned

Mizzle VanNizzle said...

KD is a stud. Played all but a minute and a half of that game too.

Ben said...

maybe thou instead of ye

Ben said...

there is no doubt if I was a GM i'd be picking Durant #1. Even if I already had an accomplished 3

El Padrino said...

*barfing in garbage can*

El Padrino said...

that was not cool man
not cool!

Mills said...

ok ben -- you can no longer post on DS's blog. even something negative to DS. don't let me catch you over there again.

see how dumb this becomes?

El Padrino said...

mills, how's that cock taste?

mill will probably have that harry potter pic blown up on his screensaver

Mills said...

"BIGSTAIN said...
People still read this crap?"

on DB's blog.

Sorry Rev. Punishment. Even though it was negative. You know the rules...

Isiah Thomas said...

New SFW HP Pic

Ben said...

Mills-
If that was a rule, i'd just change my name quickly to post. Something like "I like Moose Cock", and then change it back.

Martin Scores Eazy said...

El P - swap that waste basket out with captain obvious' when he's not looking.

Isiah Thomas said...

the bigstain comment was acknowledged last night.

don't change the subject weazey

Martin Scores Eazy said...

I'm scared to click on the SFW HP pic.

El Padrino said...

mvn, operation no doubt is in process

DB Mills loves the Moose Cock said...

See how easy it is to change my name so nobody knows who I am.

El Padrino said...

it's cool
it's jj redick where potters junk is

Mills said...

there is no weasel here. i am a man of principles. i am not wealching on jack shit.

The Rev said...

Oh screw it!

Everyone post where they want.

Go give Shanoff some love. Tell DB that he's a great writer and should still be on Page 2. See if I care.

The Rev said...

I think I'll avoid the Harry Potter wang photo. thanks anyway.

It ain't for real, is it?

The Rev said...

By the way MV...

I like that new name better.

ben said...

HP is doing some play in England where he's nekkid in most of it, these are the promo shots.

The Rev said...

Gimmie a natty Z

your paternal parent said...

MV, haha... u know the cougher was looking these pics up the other day. he was disguising it under "oh wow, this kid is SO artistic and doing stage plays now", since Coughy pretends to be a stage "actor".

seriously, he was looking the safe pics up a couple weeks back. and of course, i made fun of him then.

i dare not tell him about these.. although im sure he has them downloaded.

The Rev said...

I can't look.

That's just wrong.

Martin Scores Eazy said...

Anarchy. Time to make some homemade napalm.

El Padrino said...

rev retort that question immeditately!

you shouldnt wonder bout another man's manhood

espeacially on this blog

mills is a weasel

Isiah Thomas said...

Oh screw it!

Everyone post where they want.

Go give Shanoff some love. Tell DB that he's a great writer and should still be on Page 2. See if I care.

Rev this is blasphemous. We will not waver from our founding principles.

The Rev said...

It wasn't a manhood question. I just didn't believe Harry Potter did that. I had no idea about the play.

It's just wrong.

El Padrino said...

*gargling sound*

what's that noise

oh, it's mills

he loves the cock

El Padrino said...

mills = the deep throatin' weasel

Isiah Thomas said...

weazy

ben said...

I have to give mills a little bit of credit, whilst he's avoiding the punishment, he's taking a beating and not running away.

But he still loves the moose cock.

Martin Scores Eazy said...

YPP - you serious? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That dude just lept past code orange on the alert scale.

"So artstic" Hahahaha.

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