Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Springtime Delights

It's a very busy sports time of year, but yet there seems to be nothing to write about. I suspect that is because our comments section pretty much covers everything. But, I'm not going to let that stop me. I'm gonna write about whatever the hell I want to write about. Of course I'm not exactly sure what that is, so we'll just have to see where this takes us.

The WWL says Ohio State is the 13th best out of the sweet 16. Or at least playing like the 13th best. That has people in this town up in arms, they seriously might march on Bristol. It is quite funny to hear people from Ohio State complaining that ESPN "never gives them any respect." As a sports fan visitor in this land I find this highly amusing. It's fun to counter with "well the ESPN coaches poll has them ranked #1 but you are right, they don't give you enough respect." That really angers the Buckeye faithful. Of course the big boss is a Buckeye faithful so the response to him is "yeah, hopefully the team gets fired up and goes all the way." There is a fine line between being a yes man for the boss and having your own opinion, but I learned long ago that when it comes to the Buckeyes you should go for the "yes man" approach. It helps keep that paycheck coming in.

Random side note: Don't forget about part 2 of Rev's 5 part series on his drive from Philly to Boston.

In news that I could have figured out for myself, 11 pro wrestlers have been tied to this whole pharmacy/steroids investigation. I don't really think there will be an uproar over this. Who can really get mad that the participants in fake fights use 'roids? I suspect the Water Boy would be devastated to know that Captain Insano used some performance enhancers, but I'm pretty sure the uproar ends there.

Random side note 2: I've seen a version of the "I'm shocked David Wells has diabetes" joke in at least 6 places already. Of course I heard it here first. LOV; where obvious jokes get made first.

Bernie Mac has a chat today on ESPN.com at 2pm. Something tells me that he will be a very poor typist. I suspect he answers 4 questions and leaves. And not 4 questions Walton style where he types 5 paragraphs for each answer. He will answer them Stuart Scott style with one liners that took him 10 minutes to type. Just a hunch. I could be wrong.

OK since I have the power to end this, I think I will...right now.

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ToddPacker said...

trip to the bahamas

temwr said...

I can mail you a coupon that says you can go to the bahamas.

Mills said...

"LOV; where obvious jokes get made first."


And along the same line of thinking...you took my obligatory wrestling thunder. re: roids already.

ToddPacker said...

i hear ya on OSU fan...

Mills said...

TP -- is it super cheap to take cruises from where you live (do they come to tampa?). i mean, you don't have to worry about the flight down to florida or anything.

actually, come to think of it....where do people from florida go on vacation? do you go where it is cold? is it some bizarro-world type vacation mind-set?

El Padrino said...

all buckeyes are crazy

El Padrino said...

yeah lov is first with everything
jokes, adlibs, news, and nip slips

El Padrino said...

we should have our own "bottom line"

Steve said...

buckeyes


best commercial i've seen in a long time is when that dude jumps out of the moving car.

temwr said...

We should have our own Sports Reporters show.

temwr said...

I'm not sure I've seen that commercial.

Steve said...

Commercial

ToddPacker said...

re: weaz vacations

yea, you can go on cruises out of tampa... not as many as say maimi but i think there are like 3 liners that go out of tampa...

i do some vacationing in florida. i get the annual disney passes for florida residents. 4 parks and you can go as much as you want during certain months. well worth it, my kids like it a lot.

i also mix in a ski trip every year. growing up in the northeast, i need to get my fix of the cold stuff every year

Steve said...

Another Good One

El Padrino said...

buckeye commercial is good

ToddPacker said...

steve did you see the coach k thing on the bob costas hbo show?


his daughter seems like she gets pretty pissed at the locals... also K stuck up for the lacrosse team... he said the school didn't support them and might have jumped to the conclusion by canning the coach and suspending the whole team

Steve said...

na, I didn't see that. I'll catch it on Demand tonight.

temwr said...

That Buckeye commercial was funny.

I don't think I'd seen it before.

El Padrino said...

saw the coach K thing
interesting

whocares said...

I see the table just fine.

It's just that I am bringing nothing to it this morning.

ToddPacker said...

tps be calling

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ain't nothin' like pimpin' just let it roll. Muthafuckin' shit, goddamn ass ho.

your paternal parent said...

we need out own bottom line = hilarious.

your paternal parent said...

stomp a bitch, meiz.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ain't nothin' like pimpin'- I just can't quit. Muthafuck you, damn shithead bitch.

El Padrino said...

meiz speaking truth

El Padrino said...

keep your pimp hand strong brutha

ben said...

now, that's what i'm talkin about.

your paternal parent said...

gaytuuuuurz

ben said...

So i've figured out who Greg Oden reminds me of. It took me all season and a couple of tourney games, but I got it.

He's Michael Olowokandi

El Padrino said...

i dont think it's possible for Oden to gain the weight Olowakandi gained, Oden is very skinny
if he remains the same physically he could become good/great

still cant see picking him over durant though

ben said...

that's just who his game reminds me of. he lumbers around the court, no real offensive moves. Pretty good defensively, but only seems to be a good rebounder because he's taller then everybody else.

El Padrino said...

valid point

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ElP, from last night. I wanna contribute to LOB when I get me a digi camera. I've got some thunder to bring.

ben said...

Did anyone see chris rock in the opening skit of SNL saturday?

El Padrino said...

bring it then meiz
you are welcome

temwr said...

Oden will be better than Candy Man.

El Padrino said...

missed it, gotta youtube it

The Rev said...

Just to clarify...

Tem, I think it's going to be more like a 3 part series. And Part 2 is up.

temwr said...

I haven't watched SNL is over 10 years.

I only watch the skits that people say are good and that I can get on youtube.

your paternal parent said...

kandi - great comparison. i feel that.

Mills said...

Oden will be a good NBA center. Question is how good. He is putting up good numbers compared to other freshman centers from the past with similar games (ie. Ewing).

Further, I do NOT think he is lumbering at all. He is not a stiff...I think he moves pretty well for a legit center. No, he doesn't move like a Bosh (a tall skinny dude) or Howard, but that is because he is a built like a legit center.

I think Oden will come in to the NBA next year and give about 14/10. And then progress to a career 19/11/2.5 blocks type of dude. Not bad really.

I like him better than Andrew Bogut, thats for sure.

Mills said...

rev -- i got tired just reading the first few paragraphs of part 2. i can't imagine what it was like to write something that long.

Mills said...

i think it is funny you call "closing" - "settlement day"

Mills said...

trying to snag a 7 min difference natty z here. that would be pretty nice actually. especially during LOV peak hours.

temwr said...

tem diary of part 2 of rev series:


Roads still suck, everyone's worried, he got a hotel with hopes the storm would pass. He checked out of hotel...to be continued.

Mills said...

damn. premature strikes again.

Mills said...

got it anyway.

ben said...

"No, he doesn't move like a Bosh (a tall skinny dude) or Howard, but that is because he is a built like a legit center"

Umm..i guess he better go play in the legit center league then, because the NBA doesn't have much room for guys that can't get up and down the floor, unless their 7'6

Mills said...

nevermind.. tem stopped me.

Mills said...

ben -- read the rest of the post. i said i think oden does move well. he is not super-natural like those guys for their size, but he moves plenty well for a legit 7 footer. those guys aren't fully 7 feet.

ben said...

re: Chris Rock SNL

It wasn't that funny, he talked about Obama and Hillary Clinton and then the punchline was one that i'd already heard him use.

your paternal parent said...

ya know, for as "eh" as i feel about greg oden, i gotta think that he'll find a spot *somewhere* on a team... i mean, this is a league where jj redick is becoming a role player.

and one where flip murray is currently holding a starting gig...

ben said...

And I don't understand the thinking of no-one will blame you if you pick Oden, he's the "safe" pick...I don't buy that at all.

you know what you're getting with Durant, you've seen the goods. If you pick Oden and he becomes a bust, and Durant is a superstar, then you get fired..it's as simple as that.

ben said...

I think best case scenario is he becomes Okafor, which isn't a bad thing, it's just not a great thing.

ben said...

Mills-
you act like i just said that your son is retarded or something, why the intense attachment to a 40 year old man?

El Padrino said...

i think we beat the oden thing to death

he's going to be picked one or two
he may or may not be a star
he certainly will get minutes on a shitty team
he might turn out to be a very good player
he might not

yada-yadda

ben said...

does anyone know how to clean under the keys of your keyboard? I just took a look at mine, it's nasty.

El Padrino said...

air duster

El Padrino said...

i also use the air duster (can)
ti freeze things and shoot the gollum in the eyeballs

your paternal parent said...

i spray the air after Cougher infiltrates. always have a can nearby.

Mills said...

easy brocious. i didnt' say i would take oden over durant. i just said oden will be a solid pro. better than bogut (another recent no . 1 true center).

i think okafor is a decent comparison, though i think oden does have a better offensive game (that he hasn't been able to show so far...). if he was making 60% of his FT's left handed, that is pretty salty.

Mills said...

What is the line on Geico making Oden their company spokesperson as soon as he comes out?

Mills said...

So easy that Oden can do it?

The Rev said...

Come on Tem. You could have at least thrown in two more details...

Roads still suck, everyone's worried, he got stuck in a rest area, his windshield wiper broke, he got a hotel with hopes the storm would pass. He checked out of hotel...to be continued.

Mills said...

here is something i find interesting...

Rob Neyer and Bill James are both from the Kansas City area. Both are hired by MLB teams to help out evaluating players. Yet....the Royals are idiots and don't ask for help from either of them....and the Royals suck. This is one more reason the Royals suck.

The Rev said...

Settlement day.. closing... same difference.

Everyone who is involved keeps calling it settlement. So settlement it is.

By the way... settlement has another unique story. It got pushed back from yesterday to tomorrow. This story is a doozy. We almost could have lost the house.

Beth82678 said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.


(Sorry, just felt like beating Zeke to the punch today on this weird new habit of his.)

ben said...

Rev-
You should write a book

ben said...

beth-
you confused me, i though Zeke had stolen your picture.

Mills said...

"By the way... settlement has another unique story. It got pushed back from yesterday to tomorrow. This story is a doozy. We almost could have lost the house."

Why would you have lost the house? Did your contract say something different (like you have until tomorrow to close?).

Beth82678 said...

Ben, that actually wouldn't surprise me if Zeke did that, he clearly wants to be like me.

(That should get him riled him up as soon as he signs in. :-))

El Padrino said...

Real got kicked off last night
dude cried after

sister patterson offered chance 10G's to bounce and he almost did

that was comedy

Mills said...

Gilbert Arenas had a kid: "I gave him the name Triple-A: Alijah Amani Arenas. We’re trying to get him sponsored by AAA now and get his diapers paid for."

I don't think he is kidding about sponsors either.

ToddPacker said...

beth with a woo woo steal

ToddPacker said...

re: triple a

mills = cmfrost... late to the table

El Padrino said...

weasel i reported the gilbert news yesterday

so go post that on DS's blog

Spaceman Spiff said...

DB2, yesterday's news

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

whocares said...

Maybe Gallo should spend less time not answering my chat questions and more time updating the A.M. Jump.


At least Shanoff was there every day. Kind of like herpes, but still, you get the idea.

Mills said...

there should be a law against changing the spelling of names. alijah? would not actually be pronounced e-li-jah, like normal, but alley-jah instead. i don't think that is what gil is going for, and doubt that is how he pronounces it.

it is getting redonkulous on kids' names these days. coco? apple? female - pronounced fee-mall(true story)?

ben said...

WC-
Gallo is only the AM jump guy MWF, they rotate other dudes on T/TH so that's what messes things up.

Spaceman Spiff said...

DB2's 1 scrollers are worse than rev's 5 scrollers

whocares said...

My personal favorite is Chone Figgins.

That shiz is pronounced CH-own, not Shawn. I dont care what you say.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I nearly shit myself last night. Scary.

Isiah Thomas said...

my opening line is a tribute to MC Serch.

re: Oden

I'll say this again, Oden is the next Ralph Sampson

I wanna see Samson.

Mills said...

yeah WC - Chone is awful. i forgot about him.

Isiah Thomas said...

"Ben, that actually wouldn't surprise me if Zeke did that, he clearly wants to be like me. "

Actually I'd like to be served fried foods and beer BY someone like you.

ToddPacker said...

meiz i hope you weren't wearing your new pants

Mills said...

"I'll say this again, Oden is the next Ralph Sampson"

So you are saying Oden will be a good pro that will have his career cut short by injuries?

Please advise.

El Padrino said...

that is scary meiz

Isiah Thomas said...

deke - did you have a manpon in for insurance?

Isiah Thomas said...

real got cut and cried? ahahahahahah I DVR'd it. Maybe a smart move by Chance to turn the money down - I think he'll win.

Tango isn't thug enough for NY.

Isiah Thomas said...

deke we need more details : Did you eat a bad shellfish sandwich and were stranded away from a toilet? Did you have a bad shart but caught it mid way? Were to so drunk you passed out and woke up seconds before defication?

Please advise.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm taking this week off from work.

ben said...

they found the missing boy scout!!! they found him!!!! Hallelujah.

ben said...

not sure why that's a big deal.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just snapped up from sleeping and beelined it to the john. Shit hit the air just as my shorts came off my asscrack.

The Rev said...

The story on settlement... I'll keep it to two scrolls as best I can.

When we submitted for title insurance, the title came back with a problem. Apparently, the owner previous to the current seller never had their mortgage cleared from the title.

The reason... 3 years ago when they did that title switch, the title company forgot to get the lady's signature on a key part of the title.

So technically, the current seller never had actual ownership of the house according to the title.

So now, everyone involved tried to track this lady down who was the previous owner. They finally found her this past weekend. She's living in Delaware, and she's bedridden being taken care of by her daughter.

So they overnighted the title to her in Delaware, they're going to wheel her down to a notary 2 blocks away, and have her sign off on the title for real. Then overnight it back to us for tomorrow.

whocares said...

But it's not like you would've lost the house.


If you couldnt buy it from the current "owner" then neither could anybody else.

Mills said...

you could have quit claim deeded that crap if you couldn't find her, but yeah...that would have pushed things back like 30 days min.

good for you guys to find her...and alive.

ben said...

Dolemite being re-made

Mills said...

i find two things funny re: dancing with the stars and heather mills.

she did a leg kick with her fake leg. that is funny.

and her (and paul's) kid has the same name as one of my dogs. Beatrice (Mills) McCartney.

NNNiiiicee.

El Padrino said...

dancing with the stars =

shoot me with an automatic weapon several times just to make sure im dead

ben said...

One thing i found funny about dancing with the stars:

Weazy watched it.

Isiah Thomas said...

I've never watched a minute of that show.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sabrina watches "Dancing"

Isiah Thomas said...

Ya know how I know you're gay weazy.....

Isiah Thomas said...

give us an update on your favorite soap opera weazy....

The Rev said...

I do know that I couldn't buy it until they got that fixed.

And if they never got that fixed, I could never buy it. If the old lady had passed on, God forbid, the title basically hangs in limbo. Am I right or wrong?

And if it had gone 30 days in limbo, now we are looking at dealing with settlement right on top of the wedding. That would have sucked ass.

The Rev said...

My agent told me she has been in the business 23 years. She had never seen this happen.

Isiah Thomas said...

rev what's your t minus at for the wedding?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So, the Brew Crew lost to the Cubs' effing split-squad.

Isiah Thomas said...

rev can you confirm or deny the rumor that you are honeymooning in Hershey, PA?

The Rev said...

Wedding is May 5th.

Thats 46 days away.

Holy shit!

El Padrino said...

if that's tru rev let me know

i will immediately short Hershy's stock.

The Rev said...

Would you believe I have never been to Hershey?

It's true. It's damn true.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, give him his last rites

Mills said...

i don't watch dancing with the stars. it was an update on yahoo's daily 9 video thingy.

i rocked the remote on the nph, in a legen....wait for it...dary episode last night. good stuff.

The Rev said...

Bachelor party is in 39 days.

Mills said...

And if they never got that fixed, I could never buy it. If the old lady had passed on, God forbid, the title basically hangs in limbo. Am I right or wrong?

You are wrong. Dude have done a quit claim deed for like 1300 (including attorneys fees), and got it fixed in a month. hell, i would have made the old title company do it and they would have, so as to avoid any liability in the mattter.

but yeah, backing it up against the wedding would have sucked.

El Padrino said...

fare thee well the man formerly know as rev smokin steve

may god

have mercy

on your soul

in the name of the porn, beer and sports

AMEN.

Mills said...

"My agent told me she has been in the business 23 years. She had never seen this happen."

Whenever anybody effs up, it is always the "first time." a lawn mower blade flew out (broke in two) from our mower when i was in high school and almost hit me (would have killed me). the people at john deere said it was the "first time" they had ever seen something like that... yeah right.

ben said...

I'm filing a quit claim on Mills and his one scrollers.

Mills said...

meiz--- can i get an audit link. will enjoy catching up.

Mills said...

rev --

bachelor parties only one week before wedding are bad idea (not as bad as the night before though).

lets just say the wife was none to pleased that i spent two days with my head in the bucket the week before our wedding or that "I felt the need to get so drunk because i was marrying her."

The Rev said...

I was basically told that if they didn't fix it, I couldn't buy the house.

The quit claim deed thingy... I'll keep it in the back of my mind just in case more shit happens.

Thanks, Weaz.

El Padrino said...

dammit, wish that broken blade wouldve hit weazy

Mills said...

"I'm filing a quit claim on Mills and his one scrollers."

not a bad effort from you ben. generally, you don't bring funny to the table, but that wasn't bad.

not as good as my "so easy an Oden could do it" geico referenced line from earlier, but good nonetheless.

The Rev said...

Her bachlorette party is the same night.

So I think I'm clear of any guilt with drinking heavily.

Isiah Thomas said...

a lawn mower blade flew out (broke in two) from our mower when i was in high school and almost hit me (would have killed me).

we were so close....so close.

Spaceman Spiff said...

me too

Mills said...

rev -- guy who currently owns the hosue would have to file the quit claim. you have no standing to do so quite yet.

Steve said...

I made the tragic mistake of popping a bag of popcorn. Now every dumbass has to walk by and tell me how good it smells, 4 so far...and counting.

Isiah Thomas said...

and amen to EP's last rite's.

*making cross sign with hand

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Piss ice!

Isiah Thomas said...

spiff is that piss ice? ahahahaahahahahahah

Spaceman Spiff said...

anything can be found on google

Isiah Thomas said...

rev how much of a down payment did you put on the house?

El Padrino said...

piss ice is awesome

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mills, audits kind of just ceased. Oh well

The Rev said...

I figured that Weaz. Just keeping the info in mind.

Zeke... without divulging actual numbers, it was 10% down.

The Rev said...

ElP...

thank you for the rites. I feel closer to God now.

Isiah Thomas said...

% was fine rev, thanks

Steve said...

WTF

El Padrino said...

your are welcome my son.

The Rev said...

You collecting info for a future purchase yourself, Zeke?

Mills said...

i am suprised you had to put anything down (or maybe you jsut elected to).

i only paid for closing costs and know i kind of wish i would have had those wrapped into mortgage too.

Mills said...

steve -- whatever came from your "battles" with NOIS?

El Padrino said...

man talk about 5 minutes extended
federline is my hero

The Rev said...

We elected to.

It was a better deal to put money down. And we got some seller's assist so closing costs aren't as bad.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah rev, doing a little recon

The Rev said...

So now, instead of Googling something, we can "K-Fed" it.

Steve said...

Mills, nothing, it's too much of a pain in the ass with comment moderation. He REALLY hates Duke though, he's a UNC grad so I guess it's understandable.

The Rev said...

You can get a house with no money down, but then you gotta pay for personal mortgage insurance each month. That hikes the monthly payment.

Putting enough money down eliminates that PMI. And it's also instant equity in your house.

Mills said...

REv -- check yourself.

Your broker sucks if that is what you think.

PMI applies unless you have 20% paid. You only have 10, it should still apply.

UNLESS... you finance 80/20 with the 20% as a HELOC (generally tied to prime). It is the new thing and everybody does it.

HELOC = home equity line of credit. you avoid paying PMI this way. And your rate is pretty close to your 80%. Though mine did increase to 9% recently, it is still way cheaper to go that route than pay PMI.

ToddPacker said...

pmi = bad

Mills said...

i am at 6.75% on my 80. and 9% on my HELOC, though I could get that fixed to something like 7.5% or something if I wanted to lock it in. Though we are going to move here shortly, so i am not doing that.

Mills said...

not that putting money down is bad (equity is a good thing), but you can avoid PMI is what I am saying.

ben said...

Mills-
While the 80/20 loans are great, they are also the reason that foreclosures have skyrocketed.

I applaud you Rev for being smart about it.

Mills said...

ben -- you are presupposing that the majority of those 80/20 loans are variable ARMs. Mine (80%) is fixed. Also, people need to use a little common sense with respect to what they can afford. Cuz true dat, mortgage people will finance ANYTHING.

Also, a lot of those foreclosures are coming from sub-prime (read: high risk) lenders. that is part of it.

El Padrino said...

when weasel says "we" I immediately picture this :

Gay

Steve said...

Anti-Finance Talk

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not thrilled about having to work 2 saturdays next month. I thought I told that fucker that I need saturdays for putting my $2000 worth of golf equipment to use. Get the dipshits to work saturdays. Or at least the people that have nothing to do on the weekend.

ToddPacker said...

wow the LoV mortgage show is driving me back to the tps

ToddPacker said...

thanks, steve

ben said...

phew...thanks steve.

ben said...

meiz-
isn't it better to use that 2k worth of golf equipment on a tuesday or something?

The Rev said...

I'll cut out the finance talk.

I just wanted to share the horror story.

your paternal parent said...

nothing.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - You hit the nail on the head with weazy's pic.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

All my friends play on Saturday though. It fucking blows.

your paternal parent said...

everybody's workin for the weekend

The Rev said...

All the Saturdays I've worked in my life, I've lost count.

So quit yer bithcin.

The Rev said...

* bitchin

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blow me. Of all the things I do, golf is the most important. And I don't get to fucking play anymore. It royally pisses me off.

Isiah Thomas said...

All the Saturdays I've worked in my life, I've lost count.

at night on the street or in an office?

Isiah Thomas said...

deke what's your handicap (golf that is)

The Rev said...

Meiz...you cry poor mouth all the time. Yet you have $2000 golf clubs.

You can't hit with the $300 sets?

The Rev said...

Zeke...

pimpin ain't easy.

El Padrino said...

weasel do you wear mock turtlenecks?

El Padrino said...

and steve nice work earlier

Isiah Thomas said...

100% chance weazy wears a bere

El Padrino said...

hahahahaha
a bere

wooooo ooohhhh hahahahahahha

ben said...

Hey at least you have guys to play golf with. I can't seem to find any golfing buddies in Denver. They need a "sportsmatch.com" or something.

El Padrino said...

"sportsmatch.com"

good one

Steve said...

"sportsmatch.com"

would you want to play golf with guys like Kod?

El Padrino said...

get the WII

you can golf every day

Mills said...

i used to work at golf course in high school and college, and could play everyday after i got off work at 3. that was the life.

and i have to find new clubs if i ever want to go on tour or try to qualify for us open (not going to happen obviously, but still....). i am still playing ping eye 2's, and after 25 years, the pga just banned squared grooves. bullcrap if you ask me. usga is going to follow suit as well.

Mills said...

i do not own a mock-turt, but do have one full turt. don't wear it though.

i do not have a bere. would not rock that ever.

Mills said...

ben -- said thing is... if i lived in denver, i would have more golfing buddies than i do in KC. go figure.

Mills said...

why playing in a scramble with my old boss last year...and he cheated... on his purchased mulligans by like 8! if there is one thing in golf i hate, it is cheating. it tore my insides out, cuz you can't really yell at your boss to count correctly. you know?

Mills said...

natty z

ebntx said...

i am slowly dying.

ToddPacker said...

everyone is, eb

Management said...

Mills,
Please die at your earliest convenience.

Best Regards,
Management

El Padrino said...

hahhahahhaha

for once i agree with management

Isiah Thomas said...

weazy -that is sage advice, I'd consider taking it if I was you.

Isiah Thomas said...

"if there is one thing in golf i hate, it is cheating. it tore my insides out"

was it his cheating or him shoving his Big Bertha up your ass that tore you up?

Please advise.

temwr said...

That no weasel picture is great.

I just had a 3 hour lunch

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