Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Seeing what sticks

First of all, from the comments yesterday: the Columbus Brewing Company throws out some pretty good beers. My favorite is the Ohio Honey Wheat.

Second, everyone needs to remember that the NIT semi-finals are tonight. What nobody cares?? I care dammit! WVU is playing. Apparently they are 1.5pt dogs tonight. The homer in me says take WVU because they’ve played in this venue before and they are good. Well NIT good. The realist in me says take Ms. State because WVU chokes a lot. El Pad might have some insight.

Speaking of NIT good, I think I am going to start using that phrase around the office and at home. “How was lunch?” “Hmm, it was NIT good, we had Chipolte, but the damn Mexicans there always skimp on the meat for me.” Or after nailing a fat and/or ugly chick after getting hammered "was it good?" "umm it was NIT good. You know, it wasn't the big dance, but it was nice to be at least playing in the post season."

Going back to Chipolte: I’m not sure how many of you are familiar with this place, but I am just going to assume that all of you are. Anyway, they load up the burritos for the chicks. If you are a girl you are getting some serious burrito action. Guys get screwed. So, from now on I am having a girl order my burrito for me. I’m tired of getting fucked at Chipolte.

On the NFL trade rumor front Lance Briggs might be going to the Skins. Although you gotta take that with a grain of salt because it was his agent who leaked the story. Agents seem to be slimly little lizard men who make way too much money.

Oh and while I am thinking about it, add that chick from the commercials for Right Guard’s version of AXE to the unspeakable list. I spent about 1 minute trying to figure out how to smoothly put this in here, but then decided to just throw it out there. Basically this entire post is just throwing shit against a wall and seeing what sticks.

Bowling yesterday was a disaster adding further support for “hot chicks are needed around me for me to bowl well” theory. Although I did need to expand it to “hot chicks who aren’t wearing sweatsuits are needed….” We played the team with the smokin’ hot chick, but sure enough she shows up in a sweatsuit. One about 5 sizes too big. It was depressing and I bowled like crap. On the upside I did get to see a guy bowl 9 strikes in a row to start the game only to leave the 10 pin on his 10th frame ball.

Well that should do it for today. Have at it bee snatches.

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temwr said...

no free stuff for yous.

El Padrino said...

buckeye!

El Padrino said...

fuck

El Padrino said...

i couldnt get in to internet this am, i was hyperventiliating

El Padrino said...

z

El Padrino said...

all the same time

temwr said...

now that i am rested I can do the SG diary from his yesterday blogicle. (half blog half article)

El Padrino said...

I'll take WVU, although the interior guys on Miss St. scare the piss out of me

temwr said...

a premature Z! WTG.

temwr said...

10?

temwr said...

hmm, almost 10 posts in 2 minutes.

El Padrino said...

i hate Jim Gray

El Padrino said...

he's a blowjob

El Padrino said...

update on my ojos

i'm getting lasik = $5200

if anyone is interested in donating money to my Lasik Fund please email me @ TEABAGZ55@aol.com

Sincerely,

El PAD

El Padrino said...

hopefully my mailbox will be full

i thank you in advance

temwr said...

tem diary of SG blogicle:

9:48 - SG says NCAAs are best in a while. Why is that? I am so sick of hearing this crap. It is the same argument from every writer. Blah, NBA age limit, blah, luck, blah, UF guys came back. You know what? This tourney has sucked for me. Every game is a foul fest and I am tired of it. The NCAA is protecting its stars like the NBA does except they are doing it bass ackwards. Everyone quality big is in foul trouble every game. Every 30 seconds there is a foul, there is no flow. Instead of keeping the stars in the game they are fouling the all out. I actually prefer prior tourneys to this one. Hands down.

9:51 - wow I just went on a rant

9:52 - Anyway, SG says all the same things, NBA rule, Florida guys return, lots of good PGs(luck). For a dude that complains when people steal his ideas, well his wife's ideas (RE: celeb fantasy league). He certainly doesn't mind rehashing things I have read on cbssportsline, cnn and espn already.

9:53 - It's time for SG reader emails that support his ideas. As a national writer he probably shouldn't be supporting his opinions with random fan emails. Shouldn't his opinions just stand on their own?

9:55 - SG ends with something about the UNC mascot dude dying. I'm not sure if they mean like the first ever mascot who was 80 now or if some 19yr old kid died. Some clarifacation would have been nice.

ToddPacker said...

maybe rev can auction off one of his jerseys for the EP lasik fund

temwr said...

That seems pricey for Lasik, but I guess everything is more expensive in NY.

Is it too late to set up one of those medical fund things at work where they take some pre tax money out of your wages that you use on medical stuff? I think Lasik qualifies for that.

ToddPacker said...

nice job, tem

bill sucks

ToddPacker said...

RE: unc deadscot


it was the current guy (19 i think), he was hit by a car in nj

El Padrino said...

the flex spending

too late but i can do it in 08'
then get re-inbursed

or you can just donate some money into my fund

i like the second option

El Padrino said...

and i agree on tem's excellent point on the ncaa tourney

outside of the maybe 5 games the tourney blew a donkey dick

El Padrino said...

i'm considering doing a "kansas city shuffle" on the gollum

El Padrino said...

i'm in a zone today

El Padrino said...

making up for yesterday afternoon

El Padrino said...

infuego!

ToddPacker said...

no big upsets, no cinderellas = bad tourney

ebntx said...

"it was the current guy (19 i think), he was hit by a car in nj"

were there any witnesses that said pablo escobar was behind the wheel?

your paternal parent said...

Enter: Me.

hope u all saw Sheed's half court heave to send the game into OT. fookin great.

i always have gas.

ToddPacker said...

gas is good

ebntx said...

this could be a fun class

El Padrino said...

saw shweed

i liked

your paternal parent said...

i feel like slappin a ho today.

temwr said...

I read about sheed, but have not seen.

I should partake in some vid ee oo.

ebntx said...

$5200 for lasik?

i have eye appt in 45 min i may ask about just for a price comparison.

El Padrino said...

EB ask and report back

Regards

El Padrino said...

shake that ass girl

make that coochie wet

ben said...

I saw sheed, fucking refs should have called a foul before hand...nuggets are just unlucky in that game.

ben said...

EP-
5200 is steep, you could fly to denver have it done by the guy who does the Avs and Broncos for $2K have a nice vacation and fly back for way less then the 5200$

ben said...

around here $2k is pretty much the going rate...I had mine done 6 years ago in CA for 1500

ben said...

and i start the day with a natty© Z

El Padrino said...

Ben was that guy named Dr. Nick?

temwr said...

Re: Sheed

damn! nice shot for the tie.

El Padrino said...

i checked 5 different places in nyc/nj

it's the same price everywhere

El Padrino said...

Eddie Griffin wrecks rare Ferarri

temwr said...

I was trying to remember what mine cost 3 years ago. I think it was $2,800.

whocares said...

At our softball game last night our right fielder threw one in from the outfield and the douche who was standing on second wasnt paying attention. Drilled him right in the side of the head and dropped him like a sack of taters.


The Lesson: When you're on second, try to know where the ball is to avoid this situation. Dood had to be carried off on a stretcher.

El Padrino said...

and if no one thinks that USC game wasn't fixed then you are a dipshit

Floyd was obviously paid by someone to draw a technical foul when they were down 6 in order to give the ball back to unc for a potential 4 point swing

Mills said...

re: lasik. my mom flew to arizona to get them done about 7 years ago. was only like 600 an eye.

temwr said...

This is the guy who did my Lasik.

Matthew Sharpe

Mills said...

"The Lesson: When you're on second, try to know where the ball is to avoid this situation. Dood had to be carried off on a stretcher"

did people laugh. cuz i probably would. that is his own fault - i have trouble feeling sorry for him. unless it was a chic in a co-ed league (cuz in that case the male ss should have covered 2nd for her)

temwr said...

It is important to note there are different levels of lasik.

the $5,200 el pad is talking is probably for the top of the line stuff.

Mills said...

i guess sheed practices those shots. niiiceee.

ebntx said...

"the $5,200 el pad is talking is probably for the top of the line stuff."

for that i would think he is taking some dead bodys eyes.

ebntx said...

im out for the appt. will report back.

The Rev said...

fundraising idea for ElP....

I say you print out 8X10 photos of your Pablo Escobar profile pic, then autograph them. then sell them to raise funds.

I would buy one, then hang it over my new basement bar.

El Padrino said...

it's bladeless or waveless
or both, it's some pimp new shit

anyway here's my guy
eye dues

temwr said...

Not a dead body, he is getting some Lord of The Rings style elf eyes.

Or maybe cat eyes so he can see in the dark.

El Padrino said...

i just dont want to end up like johnny depp in "Once Upon A Time In Mexico"

The Rev said...

Affordable prices, eh?

My foot!

ben said...

just buy a bigger TV, that's what I do.

El Padrino said...

it's the going rate on the eastern seaboard

i cant buy a house for 200K and i can't get lasik for less than 5k

temwr said...

true and theoretically the flip side shows up in your salary which 'should' be higher than someone doing a similar thing in the midwest. although not many stock type people floating around columbus these days.

The Rev said...

"i cant buy a house for 200K and i can't get lasik for less than 5k"

You need to move to my area.

My house is in the $160k range.

I don't know how much Lasik is though.

ben said...

"i cant buy a house for 200K and i can't get lasik for less than 5k"

can't find a house in denver for that low, at least one you'd want to live in...

but lasik is cheap

El Padrino said...

good point, my salary is most likely double some schmo in virgina or utah

your paternal parent said...

oh, and The D beat the Nuggs w/o Rip or CWebb.

denver.. lots of, um, "potential" still

El Padrino said...

forget 200K

and this following statement is true:

I cannot buy a house, in a nice neighborhood, in brooklyn or staten island for less than 500K

and that would be a tiny house
serious.

just go on Realtor.com punch in 11223 zip code and check for your self

your paternal parent said...

and im effin huuuuungry

El Padrino said...

they rent apartments for $2000 a month as if it's a bargain

El Padrino said...

i am hungry too

and i too would like to slap a ho

temwr said...

hmm, i guess i'll throw down as well:

i'm hungry
i don't have gas
i have no need to slap a ho right now, maybe later

The Rev said...

Bigger salaries in NYC are the equivalent of mediocre salaries in the Midwest.

I suddenly feel like I got a real bargain where I'm living.

ben said...

"oh, and The D beat the Nuggs w/o Rip or CWebb.

denver.. lots of, um, "potential" still"

Luck beats talent somedays.

The Rev said...

The cheapest single family home in Brooklyn

And it looks like it needs serious work.

ben said...

It's worth it if you get to keep the flag.

temwr said...

wow

ToddPacker said...

"Approximately 413 sq. ft."


is that place a shoebox

temwr said...

and the comparably priced home where I live.

house

El Padrino said...

click rev's link and ask yourself if you would live there

unless your name is Desmando Jose Luis you wouldnt

El Padrino said...

nice house tem
see what i'm up against

i'm not even saving for house yet because of the prices

The Rev said...

On the flipside of the real estate market...

Detroit

El Padrino said...

detroit suks balls

the burbs are nice though

The Rev said...

Equivalent in my area

And it's even cheaper than the Brooklyn home.

Spaceman Spiff said...

160K for a house? i could only get a styrofoam house for that over here, maybe, just maybe paper mache but thats it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

are cars any cheaper in philly? or is nobody driving a benz over there

El Padrino said...

yes but can you get a decent fucking chicken parm hero in Holmes, PA?

El Padrino said...

160K makes me laugh
i'd have two houses by now
one stacked on top of the other

Spaceman Spiff said...

i can afford a mortgage right now if i only eat canned tuna and dont furnish the damn place

El Padrino said...

i feel ya pain spiff

The Rev said...

$160K home where I am from

This is in my neighborhood and very close to what I just bought. Not the exact same house, but equivalent.

temwr said...

2 homes one for the wife one for the girlfriend?

temwr said...

or does the girlfriend just get an apartment and like it.

an NIT good apartment.


or maybe she gets nothing and likes it.

The Rev said...

Can you get a decent chicken parm hero in Holmes?

Oh hell yes!

You forget that we are the hoagie capital of the world.

Holmes is one town away from me. I know several places to get a great sandwich.

Spaceman Spiff said...

minimum wage workers can live like kings over there

temwr said...

hmm, almost lunch time.

The Rev said...

I wouldn't say cars are cheaper in Philly.

But the rich folks in the Philly area, and yes we do have our share, drive the expensive cars.

Me, I'm trying to get one more year out of my 1996 Dodge Intrepid.

ben said...

i'd move to philly but their sports teams suck

The Rev said...

Trust me when I say... if it were just me on the mortgage, I wouldn't have this house. I couldn't afford it solo.

But she makes a good living. Combined we can do this and still have some money to eat a decent meal.

The Rev said...

i'd move to philly but their sports teams suck

But Baltimore is an hour and a half away, and Washington is two hours away.

And New York is two hours north with both NY and Jersey teams.

There's nothing like driving down to Baltimore and catching an Orioles game just because you feel like it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone see boozer dunk on arenas last night? arenas' face was enveloped by scrotum

El Padrino said...

spiff, video proof please

The Rev said...

And don't forget... we have 4 minor league baseball teams within an hour drive or less.

We have AHL hockey to go with the NHL product.

We have a shitload of college hoops teams to watch.

Don't judge Philly on just the 4 pro teams. There's a lot of options in my area.

Spaceman Spiff said...

short EA interview

idiotic cameraman focuses only on a facial close-up, no puppies to be found.

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

H said...

Isn't the fact that there were no big upsets in the tourney an upset in itself? just curious....

The Rev said...

H is pulling a Mound of Venus today.

El Padrino said...

philly area not bad
i couldnt live in the stick though
that's only good for a few days

ToddPacker said...

h isn't dead

The Rev said...

In my neighborhood, ElP... I can drive into downtown Philly in 15 minutes. I can see the Philly skyline where I live. So if I feel like getting a downtown feel, I can get it no problem. And the train stops nearby if I want to take public transit.

And if I decide to drive west to more of a countryside, that's about 20 minutes west.

And in my area, I got many options to get that chicken parm hero delivered to my door if I want.

I got the best of all worlds here.

Spaceman Spiff said...

shitty quality boozer over arenas

Spaceman Spiff said...

also here at the 12 second mark

El Padrino said...

pretty nasty dunk

ToddPacker said...

problem is you're still in philly, rev... if new jersey is the armpit of the northeast, philly is the crotch...

El Padrino said...

and dont forget "why not us" rev

H said...

what in the world is a mount of venus?

and no i'm not dead, just hibernating....

Spaceman Spiff said...

h, dont think that in your absence we forgot about your roomie

H said...

*mound

H said...

why would I think that, spiff?

ToddPacker said...

how's the new job, h

The Rev said...

if new jersey is the armpit of the northeast, philly is the crotch

Fine with me, TP.

That just means we're the balls!

And we've got bigger nuts than anyone out there.

ben said...

H-
That's a pretty weak comment to come back to LOV with sounded very Cumfastish

Isiah Thomas said...

Lasik for 5200$ better come with a happy ending from a hot nurse.

The Rev said...

Why not us???

Actually... with the state of the bullpen in Philly, I'm starting to think there's a legit answer to that question.

ToddPacker said...

rev i was thinking more along the line of cheese filled wizard sleeve crotch

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - I've heard this rumor.....

if you sign up for that flex spending (maybe its something else)....anyway...sign up so they take the payments as if you were saving the 5200$ for a year....then get the surgery then leave the company and you're off the hook.

ben said...

new LOB

The Rev said...

Mound of Venus is the guy who comes in, comments occasionally, then disappears for weeks before we hear from him again.

He is the LOV ninja.

Isiah Thomas said...

and did Tyson Baby really make a case for Philly by saying they have 4 minor league baseball teams?

minor league baseball = no thanks

H said...

New job is good, TP. Thanks. It was misrepresented a little bit. I thought I was going into sales, but apparently everyone has to start in collections. So yes, I am now a bill collector. It's actually kinda fun. I get paid to let my inner asshole come out to play.

ben said...

I have minor league jock itch.

H said...

Sorry Ben, I'll try harder next time.

Isiah Thomas said...

and I say this with a limited amount of respect.....

The WEST SIDE....cuz you and I know its the best side.....

ben said...

H-
You've missed a lot.

El Padrino said...

zeke, i like where your heads at

Isiah Thomas said...

and I had to drop a morning deuce just now....feeling better

Steve said...

"if new jersey is the armpit of the northeast, philly is the crotch

Fine with me, TP.

That just means we're the balls"

isn't American usually referred to in the feminine sense. Ya know lady liberty etc. etc.

If that's the case, then your the pussy!

El Padrino said...

lasik in arizona must be like you just stand outside from 1pm to 2pm and stare at the sun

ToddPacker said...

lunch

Isiah Thomas said...

rev - so you have the views and access to downtown, and can get out to the country quickly, and are in a decent location to travel quickly to other cities....

Now I ask you....what about that putrid smell?

ben said...

LOV recap for H:

Mills is a weasel, Kod likes "bottoms"...and that's about it.

Isiah Thomas said...

lasik in arizona must be like you just stand outside from 1pm to 2pm and stare at the sun


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"now don't blink or you'll have to be out here another hour"

ben said...

Rev-
Do you ever just look around and think, this would be great if I was someplace cool.

El Padrino said...

hey rev, at elast you got cream cheese

Isiah Thomas said...

rev I've heard 3 Mile Island is beautiful around May. Don't forget all the wonderful tourist spots in PA.

El Padrino said...

other than the unpredictable weather, astronimical prices, homos, immigrants and terrorists
nyc is the best!

ben said...

"other than the unpredictable weather, astronimical prices, homos, immigrants and terrorists
nyc is the best!"

and the smell of urine on the streets always makes me smile.

El Padrino said...

cant front though
cali is run by homos and liberals
so i say pish you say posh

best place to live = no where

El Padrino said...

urine?

nah, just some subway stops

that's a myth

ben said...

best place to live = Des Moines

Mills said...

The Enzo, valued at around $1.5 million, was owned by the executive producer of "Redline," Daniel Sadek, whose exotic car collection is featured in the movie.

Sadek said that the car was damaged beyond repair and that he had "mixed feelings" about the wreck.

"I'm glad Eddie came out of the crash OK, but my dream car got destroyed," Sadek said. "I went to my trailer for about 15 minutes and I thought, there's people dying every day. A lot of worse things are happening in the world."



--that's funny.

Mills said...

des moines is decent. we are actually looking to go back to there.

El Padrino said...

i'll gladly bash my own city but i'm pretty sure it rocks balls out of everyone else's

ben said...

denver is pretty freakin awesome. I wasn't too sure when I first moved here, but I don't think there's anyway i'd move.

Mills said...

CNN Power rankings

1. Fort Collins, CO
2. Naperville, IL
3. Sugar Land, TX
4. Columbia/Ellicott City, MD
5. Cary, NC
6. Overland Park, KS
7. Scottsdale, AZ
8. Boise, ID
9. Fairfield, CT
10. Eden Prairie, MN


***I live in No. 6. One spot ahead of Zeke. Yes!!!

El Padrino said...

based on what (power ranking)

Mills said...

I grew up in No. 71 - West Des Moines, IA. Niice.

And went to college at No. 73. Niiice.

Nothing but top 100 for me baby.

Mills said...

elp -- google best places to live look at the cnn page. they have tons of stuff on in.

El Padrino said...

ok weasel
lets say you wanted to get a blowjob, eat a gyro, and buy a horned frog at 3am?

Would you be able to do that in Overland Park ?

ben said...

Fort Collins has a bunch of micorbreweries...but it's a shitty town.

Steve said...

Cary, NC in the house!!!!

I think the "best city" is gonna be one that's less than 300,000 or so. You have all the things that the "big cities" have but nowhere near the problems. You take that, and then find one on the beach with an adjacent island...that is your best city.

Isiah Thomas said...

did CNN have a "weasel factor"? If not, Overland Park, KS, drops to 900th, just ahead of Juno, Alaska

Mills said...

i was suprised to not see denver on the list actually. fort collins is not close is it ben?

Isiah Thomas said...

*juneau

ben said...

Cary is pretty cool, the only thing I didn't like is that they have an issue with cutting down trees to build a road, so people driving 55 on a 2 lane road winding around random trees is stupid.

Isiah Thomas said...

and to tem's lance briggs comment in his post:

How to be an Agent 101 : To drive the price up, say that the Skins are interested.

Mills said...

ok weasel
lets say you wanted to get a blowjob, eat a gyro, and buy a horned frog at 3am?

Would you be able to do that in Overland Park ?


No, but I could do that in Iowa City. A really good gyro too....probably a sloppy bj (ala drunk college girls) So what does that say?

Mills said...

i didn't make the list. everything is subjective, but that is how it came out.

fight with cnn

El Padrino said...

2 for 3 aint good enough

what about the horned frog, and that college bj sounds like rape to me

ben said...

"i was suprised to not see denver on the list actually. fort collins is not close is it ben?"

FoCo is about an hour north of Denver. Denver doesn't make those lists because it's too big of a city, has more crime then you'd think and pollution problems. Plus for a major city, their mass-transit systems sucks balls.

Mills said...

ben --

is fort collins near greeley (where northern colorado is?)?

El Padrino said...

denver looks aiight on the Real World

Mills said...

not sure where i could buy a horned frog anywhere to be honest.

Mills said...

during the am or otherwise.

ben said...

yep greeley is about 20 minutes east of Fort Collins, i think.

ben said...

Downtown Denver is pretty cool, where they filmed the Real World is awesome. Right near Coors Field, tons of bars and clubs in renovated warehouses.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Fishers, Indiana is #33?

I've been to fishers, a lot.

It sucks balls.

ben said...

Boise always does well on those lists.

Steve said...

where is the city rank link?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

That's it, I'm moving down to Bloomington.

A 55% single rate, plus the median age is 26.

IU here I come.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not even gonna try to catch up. I'm drinking.

Mills said...

steve -- just use yahoo or good and type in best places to live. look for the cnn page. should be first...

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

link a dink doo

El Padrino said...

i guess it depends on your tastes

The Rev said...

You get used to the smell.

El Padrino said...

i thought everything in indiana sucks

Mills said...

Rank City Population
1 Colorado Springs, CO 369,800
2 Austin, TX 690,300
3 Mesa, AZ 442,800
4 Raleigh, NC 341,500
5 San Diego, CA 1,255,500
6 Virginia Beach, VA 438,400
7 Omaha, NE 414,500
8 Columbus, OH 730,700
9 Wichita, KS 354,900
10 New York, NY 8,143,200


Here are the best BIG Cities....

NY, NY must be a shit hole if Wichita is nicer than it.

El Padrino said...

same thing with those states we dont speak of...like the dakota sisters, montana, idaho

Mills said...

i am suprised Oklahoma City doesn't snag a spot on there. It is pretty decent. maybe too big.

El Padrino said...

you try keeping 8 million yahoo's in check and making a top ten list

suck it

Mills said...

almost everything on the big city list makes sense except wichita (and maybe Omaha, but they do have some cool things)

El Padrino said...

let's make one thing clear

if you dont live within an hour or two from a beach, you dont belong on any list unless you are close to a giant lake of some sort (lake havasu, the great lakes, etc)

Isiah Thomas said...

AZ has the hottest cities on lock.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

The only reason Indy isn't on that list is because of white flight.

All the rich, white people are scared for their children because of the black kids in the public schools. So they move to outlying suburbs and eventually their high priced jobs follow.

That's why you see Fishers and Carmel on a few lists. Their really anus-type places, but they've got gobs of money.

Mills said...

Median home in Newport Beach, CA = 1.3 mil.

How bout them apples Rev?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Their = they're

Mills said...

23 out of the top 25 are CA. Redonk.

Steve said...

"if you dont live within an hour or two from a beach, you dont belong on any list unless you are close to a giant lake of some sort"

100,000% Agree

Mills said...

Houses in Providence appreciated...on average..52% in one year? WTF. What is in Rhode Island. They don't even have good sports, except for one basketball team (who is average at best).

Bubble.....burst.

ben said...

"if you dont live within an hour or two from a beach, you dont belong on any list unless you are close to a giant lake of some sort"

I would say the same thing about the mountains.

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"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino