Thursday, March 08, 2007

Screw the internets

I’ve never had internet this bad. It was better when I was on dial-up. This is ridiculous. Dumb internet is why it’s taken so long to post this. I haven’t been able to get on for the past four hours.

So…um…what the hell’s happening in sports? I seriously have nothing. I know it’s championship week. And spring training. And the stretch run in basketball. And NFL free agency. But to tell you what’s happening in each…no freaking clue.

Only thing I know is the Pacers suck now, because they show that on the local news. 6 straight losses.

I swear to God I might kill this internet connection. I can’t even get on. I’m writing this in Word. I have restarted 3 times thinking, maybe this will help and it hasn’t. And now the network has disappeared. I can’t even attempt to get on.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m going crazy.

No video. If I can’t watch it, no one else can.

Go screw yourselves.

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your paternal parent said...

lets start the petition to disallow the use of the ESPN bottomline for womens basketball scores (at least while the men's tourney is poppin)

just. not. cool.

too many times ive been mind-fooked by it. enough is enough.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I officially hate this housesitting gig.

your paternal parent said...

how long u doin that for?

El Padrino said...

i will sign that fucker i n a minute

El Padrino said...

jerk off in every room freak
entertain yourself

Isiah Thomas said...

are you getting paid for this freak?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm doing this until the 18th.

And yeah, I'm getting paid.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't think there should be a seperate women's and men's basketball. If you make the team, you make the team. Think about that. No more women's ball.

El Padrino said...

train the dog to bring you a beer

El Padrino said...

i'm down for abolishment of womens ball, i'll add it to the list

Isiah Thomas said...

If they did that Meiz, Beth wouldn't have had a Rebecca Lobo UCONN poster in her room back in the day.

"Daddy, one day I want to pee standing up like becca lobo"

Mills said...

i will also sign the petition.

what is so cool about local.live.com?

Isiah Thomas said...

lets just send old people and womens hoops to the same island to die together. They'll keep each other company.

El Padrino said...

better yet make the dog lick your balls

El Padrino said...

dont forget bout valentine's day zeke

your paternal parent said...

ok, and officially i'd like to say fuck work. im gonna call off and say that i need to go to chemo and i'll be out for march.

im sick of the midday games and no access to MMOD or anything. eat me.

your paternal parent said...

'lets just send old people and womens hoops to the same island to die together.'

zeke's my boi.

your paternal parent said...

ep, youve put a little peanut butter on there.. dont lie.

El Padrino said...

yea ypp it's a rough go to be working with these games on

wait til next week when they really mean something

your paternal parent said...

midday z

Isiah Thomas said...

valentine's day can be the islands "independence day" holiday.

and I'm enjoying the crap fest that is UM vs UM on 360.

your paternal parent said...

cocked. bastard.

yeah, its painful. i need to rock a little tv.. im gonna seriously look into it. have to.

El Padrino said...

"ep, youve put a little peanut butter on there.. dont lie. "

negative
very funny though

your paternal parent said...

see, im missing dayton/xavier.

sonofabitch!

your paternal parent said...

sorry, jelly.

El Padrino said...

sugar

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm mildly shocked ESPN doesn't make you pay for 360...or is that part of insider?

Please advise.

El Padrino said...

is goergetown up 22-2 right now or am i dreaming

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

RE: local.live.com

the "birds eye view" images. I like using it to check out stadiums and other monuments. It's sweet.

El Padrino said...

i'm a little disapointed that John Thompson Jr doesnt rock the kitchen towel on his shoulder.

Isiah Thomas said...

hoya paranoi is anal raping nova

Isiah Thomas said...

*paranoia

Mills said...

local.live.com is weak compared to google earth. that is a bad ass program

Isiah Thomas said...

Meiz - I like that local.live stuff, nice link.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Whatever happened to Jonathon Taylor Thomas?

I ask because I'm watching Home Improvement.

your paternal parent said...

wow, thats actually a sweet link. the pictures get insanely close. on google ive only seen the way above earth shots.. i can see the hot dog cart inside Comerica Park on that though. nice.

Mills said...

MaGAYhee traded to Ravens for 2 3rds and a 7.

Not bad for the Ravens. I would take it. Upgrade over Lewis too.

Isiah Thomas said...

Whatever happened to Jonathon Taylor Thomas?

He's dating the kid actor from Who's the Boss now.

The Rev said...

Abolishment of women's ball...

in honor of a friend in college who used this term often, I hereby propose that women's basketball in this forum be forever referred to as "bitch hoops".

Do I have a second on the motion?

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - willy mcgahee is going to Balt.

The Rev said...

JTT on IMDB

Spaceman Spiff said...

the giants still without a feature back then

ebntx said...

"bitch hoops"

i would have to vote no on this.

you are still referring to this as hoops, when we all know that only men play ball.

Mills said...

i think the giants think brandon jacobs can be their hoss. i think they want a complimentary home run hitter/3rd down back type dude.

El Padrino said...

i'm ok with that
let's not forget magahee is not always 100%

El Padrino said...

and he's one blown kneww away from oblivion

El Padrino said...

he'll fit in nice there
he's a cocky motherfucker
along with his UM partner on D

maybe they can go kill someone together

Mills said...

magahee had only one good season. had barely over 1000 yds last year, and only like 990 yds this year.

that is not anything special. i agree with elp.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Weasy, google earth ain't close to local live.

Isiah Thomas said...

Dom Rhodes and Corey Dillon are pretty much all that's out there now.

The Rev said...

McGahee remains no higher than a second round pick in fantasy drafts.

El Padrino said...

fuck dillion

rhodes ok

The Rev said...

Damn!

Didn't see this coming...

RIP Vuke

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm gonna play some Nintendo.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm looking to get all TPS reports done by tipoff for ND/Cuse.

Isiah Thomas said...

rev no idea who vuke was other than his nickname is intriguing. More air for the rest of us.

El Padrino said...

some coach dies for the phillies rev

why not us

El Padrino said...

cuse +2

whatta think

Spaceman Spiff said...

dillon is done, that mu'fucka is so slow now

El Padrino said...

they play well at Msg and won the tourney last year as a 9 seed....

Aitch said...

Hey kids. The rumors of my demise have been greatly exagerrated. Started the new job this week so I've been training. haven't really had the opportunity to log on. Still won't be able to be on here as much in the next few weeks, but I will be back full swing soon. I do check in when I can though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i got USC -2.5

El Padrino said...

usc has porked me the last two times i had them

The Rev said...

I thought he was more known.

Oh well, I care.

El Padrino said...

stanford stinks tho

Mills said...

meiz --

sorry -- didn't see 3d button. can't install that yet. have to check it out at home for comparison.

Isiah Thomas said...

Do it for Vuke!

Isiah Thomas said...

Win one for Vuke!

Isiah Thomas said...

Vuke You!

Isiah Thomas said...

Vukalicious!

Isiah Thomas said...

premature Vuke z!

Feel free to slap any of those on a t shirt rev and sell them around the stadium

The Rev said...

A quick Vuke Z...

nice!

El Padrino said...

Vuke this

El Padrino said...

i just vuked

El Padrino said...

vuke you you vuking vuke

Isiah Thomas said...

Vuke all ova ya face kid!

El Padrino said...

your full of vuke

Isiah Thomas said...

if your Vuke lasts more than 4 hours, please consult a doctor.

your paternal parent said...

i just took a vuke

your paternal parent said...

and it smelled.

really vuking bad.

your paternal parent said...

i am so vuking excited for the quietness which is my new desk area.

vuke yeah!

your paternal parent said...

vuke me running, we're double dipping the vuke z

Isiah Thomas said...

I had corn last night, I'll be having a corn vuke later on today.

your paternal parent said...

and one more just for the vuke of it.

(im done.)

H said...

I feel like I've missed a lot here...

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm full of vuke.

alright, I'll let it go.

El Padrino said...

all vuked out?

Isiah Thomas said...

we've had an EA sighting on 360!

Her shirt isn't tight enough. At least they showed her though.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mills, you don't need the 3D b application. just click on the icon with the little skyscrapers. If it's in color, you can get up close and rotate 360 d-greez.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I forgot how bad I was at Punch-Out

your paternal parent said...

yeah that live shot thing is hype like mc hammer.

cant touch this.

your paternal parent said...

put in the Tyson code and make yourself feel better.

your paternal parent said...

ep, what are your cross roads for your building. i wanna see NYC.

El Padrino said...

the building was on 6th ave btween 49th and 50th st...

1251 6th Ave.

ben said...

yeah, local.live whoops google earth's ass and then eats a burrito out of it.

El Padrino said...

i cant peep that here, home only

your paternal parent said...

was there a church with a red roof nearby?

El Padrino said...

is gtwon blowing this fucking lead!

it can never be easy can it

ben said...

fucking recruiter just called me in the middle of the day, couldn't get the bitch off the phone.

your paternal parent said...

tell them you are about to kill yourself, and they are interrupting.

it works. trust me.

El Padrino said...

that should work fo sho

ebntx said...

off to lunch

ebntx said...

when i get back i need a new pic

El Padrino said...

my boy P. Ewing could snort a coke bottle with those nostrils

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...
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El Padrino said...

Daniel, last night I had a wet dream about you. It involved creampie's and cats. I hope one day we can meet. I really want to lick your face.

Tyler said...

Falcons finally get a quality receiver.

Isiah Thomas said...

I thought you were chaning your name to CMFost and posting something

El Padrino said...

yea saw that last night t
so what's vicks xcuse going to be now ?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...
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Tyler said...

Exactly El P, exactly. He'll come up with some kind of excuse. Falcons need to either trade Vick and play Schaub or trade Schaub for something because he's rotting on the bench.

Spaceman Spiff said...

SG running diary of celtics up

Isiah Thomas said...

is that cummy's new pic or DSteve's pic?

El Padrino said...

yep, cotton schaub is decent

Tyler said...

El P - What do you think the prop bet on Kobe is going to be for tomorrow's game at Philly? Unless it's something crazy like 50 or 60, I'd take the over. I think he takes things out on the Sixers, look for a big game. And, it's against the Sixers.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...
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ben said...

that's cmfost's new pic, he thinks he's sneaky.

cmfost said...
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cmfost said...
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Isiah Thomas said...

Well done EP, the I want to lick your face adds a nice touch.

ben said...

that is e'ffing h..IIII..larious.

Isiah Thomas said...

and DSteve I like where your heads at with that.

El Padrino said...

i agree, kobe's dropping 40 tw night

ben said...

dsteve being smart, no paper trails.

Isiah Thomas said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

The Rev said...

I've seen Kobe have a bad game against the Sixers before. But that was last year.

Kobe loves playing in Philly. And this year, I think he spanks em too.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Should get something out of the dipshits now.

El Padrino said...

gtwon making me sweat

Isiah Thomas said...

it's up, that's awesome.

ben said...

the best part is if you click on the profile, you get the big old picture of Harry Potter.

El Padrino said...

what was the post? did he use mine?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea EP, I used yours, good stuff.

El Padrino said...

awesome.

your paternal parent said...

lov is making me so proud.

El Padrino said...

that was close
gtown won by a point

Spaceman Spiff said...

what is yous guys opinion on making deals in a fantasy money league, like 'give me this much money and ill do this' kind of situ?

Spaceman Spiff said...

in terms of mass, i just dropped a vuke that could feed about 30 starving kids

ToddPacker said...

catching up.... the vuke stuff was funny.... what's with all the deleted comments?

ToddPacker said...

meiz dropped a weasy... that was funny

ToddPacker said...

nice work, steve

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

getting rid of the evidence TP


if there is no body, then there is no victem

Isiah Thomas said...

spiff - moves for money sounds like bullshit.

ToddPacker said...

"too many times ive been mind-fooked by it. enough is enough"

i couldn't agree more, ypp.... no need for womens hoops on the bottomline

ToddPacker said...

you are a crafty, steve

Isiah Thomas said...

just got those TPS's done.

*flicking on auto pilot switch

Spaceman Spiff said...

we are down to 4 teams in my league and in playoff mode, 2 of the guys have a deal going, and the commish is calling BS on them, but what is there to do?

Isiah Thomas said...

are they making trades in the playoffs or not starting guys?

Spaceman Spiff said...

not starting guys so they can save games for the finals

Spaceman Spiff said...

they are head to head, both saving games, while me and the guy im against are killing each other

ToddPacker said...

dumb ass is still commenting on ds's earlier post

ToddPacker said...

sounds like some shady moves, spiff

ToddPacker said...

only one more day of potter

Isiah Thomas said...

how does that effect your matchup?

Do you have a max # of games for each round or for the entire playoffs?

Isiah Thomas said...

7 days of potter tp....7 days

Tyler said...

RE: Kobe
He got an extra day off, loves playing in Philly, probably mad about the suspension, and dropped 35 on them last time. Like El P said I think he goes for 40+. If I was Kyle Korver and I had to guard him on a switch I would just let him drive to the basket instead of defending him on a jumpshot. Protect ya face, Kyle!

El Padrino said...

7 days......

sound like that little girl in "the ring"

Spaceman Spiff said...

we have a max number of games for the season, every month people were getting cut, now its down to 4, 1 seed vs.4, 2 vs. 3, they are both agreeing to save games against each other so that whoever makes it to the finals can beat whoever makes it out of my matchup

ebntx said...

this girl, elp?

samara

your paternal parent said...

spiff, money league hijinks = ass kicking.

really, break it down in simple terms.. theyre trying to dick you outta money.

put on your gatorz and get to stompin.

El Padrino said...

that's that little cunt

Spaceman Spiff said...

im thinking about going klepto on one of the guys vizio

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

there needs to be more imflammatory cumfast posts

El Padrino said...

steal shit spiff

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Dave Chappelle was on Home Improvement!

Hahaha.

Isiah Thomas said...

do you know these people spiff?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i know most of them, 1 of the guys is borderline retarded and i pretty much hate him tho

your paternal parent said...

beat him to deff.

where did todays comment get posted? i dont see it over thurr..

your paternal parent said...

just take those old records off the shelf!... i like dat old time rock n roll...

even rock a radio over here now. pure (Ms.) Bliss.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm gonna fucking kill someone today.

ebntx said...

anyone have eagles hotel california on their computer right now? i really feel like listening to that and don't have it on my work computer. can someone email me this?

ebntx said...

wow meiz.

dont say that out loud. then it is premeditated.

your paternal parent said...

seriously, why would u blog/diary a celtics game?

not.effing.interesting.

at least write about a team with somewhat of a story.. no GAF about the celts anymore. let it go.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'm extremely disappointed. Not one damn reaction.

Ben, you should head that way and post something like

"Cmfost, what the hell are you talking about?"

ToddPacker said...

steve

cm is still commenting on the post before that one.... i don't think he has seen it yet

ben said...

CuMFAST IS A BONER!!!!!!!!!

ben said...

I think they are taking us too lightly over there. The powers that be might have to declare a war for monday, considering the implications for the Tournament chatting over there.

Tyler said...

RE: why would u blog/diary a celtics game? For the same reason someone would blog/diary an Atlanta Hawks game: because they're both douchebags.

El Padrino said...

i hate people that shorten everyone's name, this bitch walks around callin people by thier short name

like what the fuck are you retarded, nobody likes you not even your childeren bitch

whocares said...

I say no more war on DS.

All we got out of it last time was Ben.



Aaaaaaand back to tps.

El Padrino said...

ladies name is maritza
and this bitch is calling her
"maritz" really !!

you can just use the "a"
i betcha if a dick was in front of you you'd open your mouth and pronounce that "a"

probably go maritzaaaaahhhhhh

fucking skank

ben said...

"nobody likes you not even your childeren bitch"

True, but most children don't like their parents for other reasons.

your paternal parent said...

ant, its all gwood.

tyler: true words.

ben said...

hey, you guys got H too, and cumfast makes appearances here too, at least that's comedy.

El Padrino said...

funny ypp, very fucking funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

we can move all of our normal lov posting there for half the day or so and act like we are on our own board

TAKEOVER

your paternal parent said...

i think continued assaults on DS will paint us as desperate toolboxes, however, a final hurrah on tourney day would be quite funny. the nice big blank spaces would make me laugh quite a bit (again).

a nice book-end.

your paternal parent said...

how'd we find weazie? cause we dont wanna tread there again...

El Padrino said...

cuse up two at half and they are
1 of 10 from 3 land

not bad

your paternal parent said...

although spiffs idea is comedic gold

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

mills was a de-lurker.

ben said...

I think the normal posting would be funny

El Padrino said...

lov that idea

ben said...

I can't wait to hear what brian (oxford) would have to say about somebody eating a burrito out of Eva Mendes' ass.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

i say we go with spiff's idea.

That would be fun.

ToddPacker said...

re: ant

i think of him more as a tony or t... sopranos style

ebntx said...

she's hot

rania

Tyler said...

McMichael signed with the Rams. That was fast, didn't he just get released yesterday?

ToddPacker said...

i agree with ypp, taking over the site seems a little desperate... although it would be funny

Tyler said...

Ben, can I get a running diary of SG's running diary? Thank-you in advance for your co-operation in this matter.

ben said...

McMichael got released on monday with Harrington.

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