Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Last posting for a while

You all know by now that as of next week, I am starting a new job. And with the new job comes new responsibilities, new rules, and restrictions.

Honestly, I don't know what the new rules are. I don't know what the restrictions will be if anything. But I do know that for the first couple of months, I will be in a classroom type setting training for the new job. That will make it hard to be around here during the day.

So, I gotta find a Wednesday replacement for the LOV posting. You demand posts in a timely manner, and I can't give them to you for a while.

I do wish to nominate a candidate.

The good Father Hate has returned to us on a regular basis. So Father, if you would like to resume your old role as contributor to take over the Wednesday slot next week, I think we would enjoy that. I would need to invite you through your e-mail. So you decide whether or not you want to send it to me.

I nominate Father Hate first only because he was an original and I think he deserves first crack. However, if he does not want it, it will be open to all.

So really, does this mean I am leaving LOV?

I'm not leaving for good. In fact, I would like to keep my name on the contributor list. Though I won't post during the week, I could contribute something extra for us on the weekend occasionally. And I plan on checking in often after work. So you will still see me around at night when you're all good and drunk.

And who knows... if I get a chance on lunch breaks or if they aren't as restrictive, you may see me back more often eventually.

So I'm not retiring, I'm just changing my role. You ain't getting rid of me that easily.

And I trust all of you to keep LOV going strong. I mean, this Friday will be post #200. Not too shabby for a blog that some only thought would be around a couple of weeks in the beginning. This must continue on to post #300 and beyond.

As far as any sports stuff to talk about, well it really doesn't get that interesting until the weekend and next week. I mean, next week is only the greatest week in sports in my mind, with the NCAA Finals, baseball opening day, and the Masters all happening within a week. You can't beat that.

This week... eh, not so much happening.

So I'll leave it at this for now. See you on the comments.

And oh by the way... first commenter today gets a box of Tastykakes.

For real.

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ToddPacker said...

kakes

ToddPacker said...

good luck with the new job, rev

temwr said...

dammit

temwr said...

indeed rev, gl baby tyson head.

El Padrino said...

enjoy the kakes tp
i'll get that beer out one day

The Rev said...

TP...

aren't you the one who thinks Drakes are better?

Or is that someone else?

The Rev said...

You got my e-mail addy? Send me a mailing addy and I'l send them out today.

temwr said...

tp might experience a day when the UPS man shows up at his house with beer and kakes.

The Rev said...

Thanks for the well wishes.

The Rev said...

That would be a great day, wouldn't it?

The Rev said...

Gotta hit the shower and get to work.

Be back in an hour.

El Padrino said...

wash that head rev

ToddPacker said...

yea rev, i said drakes are better... but i was just talkin crap....

Mills said...

rev -- why can't you just drop a post at the end of tuesday night ala Zeke or something?

ToddPacker said...

i've got a problem that needs LoV help.... since i can get tatstykakes down here in fla, i'm donating my tatstykakes prize from rev to the LoVer with best solution

Steve said...

tp, try the little blue pill, i've heard it works wonders

Steve said...

I'm done with Mel, I need a new pic.

ToddPacker said...

funny steve...

El Padrino said...

meiz should win no matter what

ToddPacker said...

Win TP’s tastykakes

Crushing news last night for me.

I’m heading to Atlanta for the final 4 this weekend. driving up with 2 friends and meeting others there (2 flying in from ny and 3 from the Miami area). Anyway last night my wife drops this bomb on me. She says, since she has relatives in the atlanta area it might be nice for her and the kids to go also. This means I’ll have to stay at said relative’s house and miss out on some quality drink time with the fellas. I tried to retaliate with “c’mon this is the final 4, I was planning on hanging with the guys all weekend” and she comes back with this “I don’t think so, after all you just had a boozefest in phoenix a couple of months ago for the football game, so spending a weekend visiting my family isn’t that bad, you can still go to the game(s)”.

I could drop the hammer and tell her NO, but that would surely mean MCT (more couch time). I need some type jedi mind trick excuse to convince her it’s a bad idea for her to go. Best suggestion wins Rev’s tastykakes (I’m assuming rev is cool with this)?

temwr said...

just be yourself

temwr said...

umm your'e fucked. have fun at the in-laws.

ToddPacker said...

that's not the answer i was looking for tem

Steve said...

tell grandma LOV says hey

temwr said...

i know, but you're fucked.

my hungoverness has become dead tiredness.

Steve said...

How close are you with her dad? Give him a call and have him talk her out it. He has to understand, it's the final 4.

ToddPacker said...

grandma is dead.... it's just 2 of her cousins and their kids

El Padrino said...

TP do you have a pet?

El Padrino said...

if you do, kill it

poison it and she;ll be too distruaght to go

Steve said...

Are you could just go with the "it's easier to apologize than ask for forgiveness" philosophy.

go to the games, get hammered anyways. How bad can the couch be?

temwr said...

Option 1


1) expose one of your children to the chicken pox and/or get them sick somehow so that they can not leave and thus the wife can't go either.

Steve said...

"if you do, kill it

poison it and she;ll be too distruaght to go"


Ep is brilliant!! Or if you don't have a pet, buy a cute little puppy. The kids won't want to leave it.

ToddPacker said...

if it were in-laws or grandparents i would probably bite the bullet and go, but it's just her 2 cousins and their husbands and their kids... i don't even like them

ToddPacker said...

yes my wife has a dog... that i hate... killing it would be great, but seems so wrong

temwr said...

option 2

2) say that one of your friends who is going has cancer and that you need to spend the time with him. it could be his last hurrah.

The cancer will miraculously go away after the trip.

Pick a single friend though so the wife can't call his wife/girlfriend/family.

ToddPacker said...

"go to the games, get hammered anyways. How bad can the couch be?"


that's what i'm thinking, steve

temwr said...

option 3

3) break your air conditioner / heat pump / fridge / whatever so that someone has to stay home and make sure it gets fixed this weekend.

ToddPacker said...

cancer is in the lead

ToddPacker said...

option 3 is no good... my parents and her parents live within 5 miles, so they could take care of any repair-type problems

El Padrino said...

hey tp, survival of the fittest
if everything on earth was anihilated and the dog was the only thing left to eat would you kill it then?

El Padrino said...

is it a small dog, i bet that's why you hate it

Steve said...

oh yea EP, it's a small one.

what man would hate a Rottweiler?

temwr said...

option 4

4) tell her that if she is going to go then she has to meet this waitress you know from atlanta who happens to be into chicks.

ToddPacker said...

i hear ya, ep... killing just seems wrong... the dog isn't even 2 years old and my kids really like the stupid thing... not sure if i could go through with it

temwr said...

one of my co-workers has a neighbor (always a great start to a story) who has a pit bull.

actually had.

the pit bull bit some guy's left nut off.

now the dog is sleeping forever.

Mills said...

i vote for no. 4. that is a winner winner - tastykakes dinner right there.

you might end up with a trois before its all said and done..

El Padrino said...

then just hurt it
put clorox in the water dish the day before you leave

*Disclaimer: not sure if that would kill it or not

ToddPacker said...

yes its a small dog... it's a bichon.... effin thing cost like $700... i hate that dog

El Padrino said...

tem really wants tastykakes

ToddPacker said...

nice disclaimer

El Padrino said...

ugh

i hate small dogs, espeacially dogs women love

microwave that sumbitch

temwr said...

really i just too hungover to work.

but i have the brain power to think of random excuses or ways to get out of this.

ToddPacker said...

option #4... i don't think that will work

Steve said...

bichon


WTF? I bet it has one of those really annoying yapping kinda barks too.

El Padrino said...

wow

that pic steve postd just infuriates me

i am now willing to kill it myself or "contract" an individual to do this for you

Steve said...

You should tell the wife that you deserve a weekend with the guys for putting up with that annoying dog.

El Padrino said...

i got two buddies in Orlando
one of them is connected, Tp I can have him in Tampa in less than a day to either kill or kidnap that dog.

Steve said...

ep

I'll split the cost of the contract with ya, that little rat dog deserves it.

temwr said...

the first LoV contract kill...

ToddPacker said...

her dog don't look anything like that.... i think she has a mix or something

ToddPacker said...

it does yap, though.... i'll take the hit under advisement

jugdish said...

Your only realistic hope is to try and work some kind of compromise with her. Tell her if you can go to the Final Four weekend with your buddies then y'all can go to Atlanta to visit her cousins on another weekend as a family.

El Padrino said...

stand up blowjob's must be great

SFW

ben said...

BOOOO jugdish

ben said...

TP-
You tell her that Atlanta is no place for kids...then remind her of the olympic bombing, and that it will be like that for the final 4.

Steve said...

what the hell Jug, "compromise"?

ToddPacker said...

i was thinking that might work, jug

ben said...

Or you tell her that the kids can't miss school...you don't want them getting behind because they're dumb enough already.

temwr said...

sigh...overheard in the office just now:


"so if I want to print out a color document I need to send it to the color printer??"

ben said...

tp-
my guess is the memory from the 40 beers in one night is still fresh in her mind. Tell her that if you stay at the cousins you're going to come home trashed and make a scene, and that she wouldn't want something like that to happen in front of her family.

Steve said...

tem, tell them it can be any printer and when it doesn't work accuse him/her of breaking it

ben said...

all printers are color printers, as long as the only colors you want are black, white, or gray.

El Padrino said...

the kid from the commercial where he tells the guy, we ran out of ink

he says shake it

and the kid shakes the whole printer

funny

ToddPacker said...

her cousins live just outside the atlanta area, ben.... up in beth's neck of the woods

jugdish said...

hey...a nigt at her wacky cousins house is a small price to pay for a final four weekends with your buddies, plus you keep the peace.

El Padrino said...

Tp your not going to like this but everyone else will

temwr said...

jugdish is the voice of reason.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who is this "jugdish"?

El Padrino said...

scroll down to the Geisha
that shit if funny

ben said...

there is no room for reason or logic here.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dropped a Z on another blog last night. I thought it was hilarious. I was piss ass drunk, too.

THE CHAMP. said...

TP,

First where are you staying (general area)? If you're around Centenial Park or the GA Dome you've got a decent excuse.....traffic. Anywhere outside the immediate area of the GA Dome you're screwed on traffic all weekend. All you gotta do is check into the hotel and then say that you couldn't get anywhere because of traffic. The teams haven't even arrived yet and traffic is horrible already.

This weekend there is a huge free concert at Centenial, the first home braves exhibition game, a Thrashers game, and I think a Hawks game.

Seems like a logical excuse that you could use.

whocares said...

Here's the solution TP.


ATL is a big place. If the family lives more than a few miles from downtown, the commute is going to be horrible. Especially this weekend. So tell her there is no way to get from her cousin's house to the GA Dome in less than an hour or two and then it would take you two to get back. So it would be safer, and more time efficient if you just stayed with your buddies downtown near the action.


I'll e-mail you my address.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I agree with ElP. I think I should win too.

THE CHAMP. said...

Line up for that concert:

Hellogoodby
LL Cool J
Ludacris
LIVE
Chevelle
Maroon 5

and your host....Ryan Secrest!

Champ, out.

whocares said...

Me and The Champ are on the same page.

Use ATL's fucked up transportation system as your main excuse.

THE CHAMP. said...

whocares,

save your address.

ben said...

TP-
tell your wife that if she goes it will ruin your chances of hooking up with hot drunk college chicks...she'll understand.

ben said...

wow giving away tastycakes brings out the lurkers...who knew.

Steve said...

wc/champ "traffic" idea would actually work I think, I still like the "killing the gay dog" idea though.


I solves two problems.

THE CHAMP. said...

it's a solid excuse.

even if you use it after the fact.

"oh i couldn't make it out because of traffic. by the time we would have gotten to the house it would have been 4AM

El Padrino said...

yeah ATL has a trian system that goes north, west, south and east

it was laughable when i was on it
you can go in four directions

Steve said...

*It

temwr said...

Uge Urbina gets 14yrs in a mexican jail.....i didn't even know he was in trouble.

ben said...

"yeah ATL has a trian system that goes north, west, south and east"

Denver has a train system that you can go north/south...and only on the south end of town...trolley's would be better.

whocares said...

TP,

Grow some nuts and tell her it just aint happening. Tell her you would gladly sleep on the couch for a week or so to watch your team in the Final Four.

Then let her know that this doesnt happen very often (hopefully she will have forgotten about last year) and you are living in the best years of the UF Athletic Dept. And how it would be an injustice if you didnt celebrate accordingly.

ben said...

Didn't Urbina order a hit or something like that.

THE CHAMP. said...

MARTA = not safe.


carry only small amounts of cash in your front pocket and don't make eye contact. it's best if you travel in large groups

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If Florida loses, you could blame it on her bad karma.

Or make something up like,"We have to have the same arrangements as we did for the football game so as not to jinx the Gators."

jugdish said...

I haven't been here in a couple of months, been busy. Just started reading about two days ago, just in time to catch Kodiac's outing (WTF?).

ben said...

Urbina cut guys up with machetes and then poured gasoline on them...

Spaceman Spiff said...

urbina pulled a machete on his house workers, and supposedly tried to set them on fire and whatnot

Spaceman Spiff said...

die ben

temwr said...

tp gets to go to the games either way. the thing he wants to avoid is spending time with the cousins.

the traffic excuse might solve that.

your paternal parent said...

Enter: me.


wus sizurp, biznitches.

El Padrino said...

as mush as i'd like to see that dog die the traffic thing is really making normal sense

whocares said...

And by "celebrate accordingly" I mean, "with your drunken buddies, not the family".

El Padrino said...

tp if this doesnt work out for you make sure you show up at the cousin's house with your shirt off and your body painted gator blue

ToddPacker said...

good point, tem... i'm going to the games either way.... i need an excuse for her not to come to atlanta to vist her cousins this weekend

El Padrino said...

just embarrass your wife so this never happens again

make sure your drunk 98% of the time

ToddPacker said...

i already planned using the traffic excuse if she comes to atlanta, i want an excuse so she doesn't come to atlanta

ToddPacker said...

worse part of it her cousins went to FSU and they hate the gators... i think i'm leaning on the bad karma excuse

Steve said...

wouldn't it be funny if TP's wife is reading all this and just getting more and more and more pissed off.



Hey Mrs. TP

THE CHAMP. said...

misread the part that she was coming.

Yeah, just ditch her.

or get the kids in trouble some how and ground them as punishment.

"that's it you're not going to Atlanta!....honey you have to stay with the kids. CYA"

ben said...

"I'm pretty sure they don't let kids into strip clubs"

perfect excuse.

ToddPacker said...

ep, i don't mind the noah bashing... the guy is a tool off the court (and sometimes on the court)... if he were on any other team i would hate him also... i kind of like people bashing him. it takes some of the heat off the other guys on the team

ToddPacker said...

"wouldn't it be funny if TP's wife is reading all this and just getting more and more and more pissed off.



Hey Mrs. TP"


no that would not be funny

THE CHAMP. said...

promise of a future trip?

ToddPacker said...

"promise of a future trip?" and "cancer" are leading....

ben said...

I'm not big into lying to my wife, so the cancer thing wouldn't be a good choice. Have you tried explaining that sometimes a man just has to be a man? obviously without the kod undertones.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not getting married.

ben said...

Are the kids on spring break, or not old enough to be in school, because Monday is a school day

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

El P.

That link is genious.

Link of the month.

ToddPacker said...

they are on spring break this week and have next monday off, so they would only miss tues.

El Padrino said...

pay the teacher to tell your wife how important tuesday is

or just kill that dog

The Rev said...

For the record... Rev is cool with the Tastykake thing. In fact, I think it's entertaining as hell.

The Rev said...

Wow...

the day Tastykakes are available, we get two people coming back from hiding.

The power of Kakes.

TP... I would definitely suggest keeping this going until about 2pm ET to give all the west coasters a shot.

Steve said...

say hello to my little friend

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Here's a good Anti-Skunkpatch piece.

ben said...

you can always use the drunk driving excuse too. That you plan on drinking at the games and having a good time, and having to drive all the way out to the cousins house after drinking is not safe, nor is it a good idea.

you could fall asleep at a red light.

ToddPacker said...

"I'm not big into lying to my wife, so the cancer thing wouldn't be a good choice. Have you tried explaining that sometimes a man just has to be a man?"


yea ben, that's when she hit me with "you just got to go to phoenix in Jan for the nc game"...


...problem is she really isn't asking too much... she knows i'll spend most of the time with the guys in atlanta (traffic excuse)and drop in for a token visit at her cousins, but i just wanted a weekend away with the guys and not have it be all family vacation-style

whocares said...

Try this:

The games are Saturday and Monday. So head up Friday and stay with the wife's fam, leave early Saturday morning to meet the guys, spend the night in the hotel Saturday night. Be back at the fam's house in time for a late lunch/early dinner on Sunday, then back with the fellas Monday morning for the NC game. And hotel Monday night.


But your wife has to understand that there is to be no contact with you when you are with your buddies, and no emergrancy is going to be big enough for you to leave, unless one of your kids is trapped under a bus or something...

your paternal parent said...

rev, im down.

Steve said...

"problem is she really isn't asking too much..."


you got your head in the wrong place tp. Not asking too much? This is the final four. Your team is in it. They have the chance to repeat for the first time in almost 2 decades. This is HUGE! It's very likely that you will NEVER get an opportunity like this again.

She's asking waaaaay toooo much.



Kill the dog.

The Rev said...

I would vote for Tem being in the lead for the Kakes.

He's trying the hardest. And the big C thing is a stronger and bolder concept than a future trip promise.

However, the future trip concept might be the most efficient.

your paternal parent said...

tp, are the other guys bringing any sort of family/spouse/whore thattheyrepayingfortheweekend?

whocares said...

Use this line:


"Look, it's not my fault that my favorite team happens to be dominating the two major sports at the exact same time."


Then throw in something like dont hate the player hate the game, and walk out of the door with a fist raised.

temwr said...

i like option 1.

get one of the kids sick. that way she and the kids have to stay home.

ben said...

I think we all know that the family is going to Atlanta

The Rev said...

FH...

did you e-mail me yet?

I'll check now.

ben said...

I've got it...tell her that you're not sure about driving all that way in the van after the wheel fell off last time. It just isn't safe for a "long trip"

The Rev said...

Oh, the family is definitely going to Atlanta.

She has him with the January trip hanging over his head. That's tough to overcome.

El Padrino said...

just spooke to a chick in london
her accent turns me on
i'm fired up right now

your paternal parent said...

rev, buscuit is not yet in the oven...
shit, gimme a sec.. im a professional procrastinator

temwr said...

lunch time for me.

i need some food, no dinner last night, just drinking.

Steve said...

ben, are better yet. Make sure ALL the cars break down. Plane tickets for the wife and the kids is just to expensive for a weekend.

ToddPacker said...

steve, going to the games is not the problem... she is down with it and knows the importance of it... she just wants to ride up to the atl as a family-thing... once i'm there i can go to the games and hang with the guys.... problem is with her and the kids in florida i'm 100% commited to drinking and partying, with her 30 minutes away at her cousins i'm prolly only 50% commited.... i want the full 100%

temwr said...

when english chicks say "bloody hell" it is awesome.

of course her teeth were probably all fucked up.

but no worse than the chicks from west virginia.

El Padrino said...

kill the dog

all the problems will go away
and when you return, make sure you have another puppy for the kids (but a real puppy)

they have to learn about death at some point

temwr said...

the goal is to keep the kids and wife in FL.

the cancer thing might not accomplish that.


getting a kid sick or killing the dog will.

your paternal parent said...

rev... addy?

temwr said...

now it is really food time.

The Rev said...

mybigfatf_kinhead@yahoo.com

ToddPacker said...

no one is bringing any spouses

THE CHAMP. said...

I think TP needs the Kakes for the family trip.

You got a station wagon packer?

ToddPacker said...

i like the van excuse.... but we can take my truck...

ToddPacker said...

i can't work.... too much on my mind

THE CHAMP. said...

TP,

Go to the Pink Pony friday night. You'll be back to 100% committed.

Ask for Summer.

El Padrino said...

i think i'm going to call that chick from london and tell her to "clarify"

ToddPacker said...

we need a 1000 comment day for Rev's (semi)retirement

ToddPacker said...

summer... got it

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Rev is a pansy...he could post the night before.

El Padrino said...

the summer wind.......
comes blowing in.......

your paternal parent said...

tp, the other guys have already scheduled things/events that you must hit up.. they are time sensitive...

such as a concert (like Champ said), a fan rally, seeing sights, theyre gonna do fan giveaways at the bars, watching practices, havingsexwithmultiplewomen.. things that guys would "plan" into their trip.

the key is to not make it seem like your friends have planned this out too much (make it believeable, guys dont make TOO many details).. but tell her that they have lined these things up, like you might be able to snag passes to a practice, but its really a "wait around and if we're there at the right time, we're in" type situation.

act like youre gonna be waiting around for Letterman tickets.. youre either there or youre not.
no chance that u can just hope for your buddies to score tickets and save you one.. you either gotta be ALL in, or its gonna totally suck dick to try to hunt your buddies down in the middle of ATL while theyre in clubs/bars/events while you are stuck outside trying to score passes.

itll work. fer sher.

THE CHAMP. said...

i think it's the ride up that we're trying to find an excuse for.

your paternal parent said...

its in the oven.

THE CHAMP. said...

i say get effed up anyways and sleep on the couch for a few weeks.

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

boom boom ping
I drive base line just like Bernard King

your paternal parent said...

btw, the whole point of my ramble is to make it look as if the fam will be a MONSTER inconvience no matter what youre doing..

you dont even have time to drop their asses off, cause shit is POPPIN from the very second that u hit ATL.

anything else is just gonna hold u up and f*ck you over.

"we have a schedule to keep, beeyotch!"

whocares said...

TP,

The more and more I think about it, the more and more I'm disliking Florida in general and you more specifically.

You just got to watch your team win the football NC, and now your headed to the final four. I would give up a pinky for my team to be doing either, and would gladly ride over with my wife if that's what it took. And your getting to do both and complaining because you can't "commit 100%".


In short, eff Florida. Eff TP. Eff spoiled Florida fans everywhere. I hate you all.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A can of spaghetti-os had double the calories of a can of Campbell's Chunky. I ate the Spaghetti-os last night. that is why I've gained so much weight lately.

El Padrino said...

bk was the shit

El Padrino said...

jealousy is ugly

Beth82678 said...

TP, since it's clear to everyone but you that the wife is coming to Atlanta, I just have one question.

Is she cute? ;-)

El Padrino said...

oh and enter beth

whocares said...

I agree EP. My envy is breeding natred and contempt for all things Florida.

whocares said...

natred = hatred.

Beth82678 said...

Hey, I had to go for the obvious joke.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And that's why we need Beth.

your paternal parent said...

so whats up with that Serena drama?

"rush the net like a Negro should!"

Steve said...

wc, don't forget the sunny beaches, the women, etc. etc.

your paternal parent said...

beth wants pics first.

ToddPacker said...

nice rant, wc... i see your point.... these are privileged times for gator fans... i accept and expect the hate

ToddPacker said...

beth, wow

Beth82678 said...

It's a joke TP, unless you think she'd be into it...

(See? That's another joke. :-))

El Padrino said...

carpet muncher

Isiah Thomas said...

they have to learn about death at some point

ahahahahahahaahahhah

ben said...

can you convince the kids that they don't want to go to atlanta? Because if they don't want to go...oh nevermind, my parents made me go even if I didn't want to.

Isiah Thomas said...

lot of paper to read this am

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

"they have to learn about death at some point"

hahahahahaha!!!!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

TP - ax her if she's seen Little Miss Sunshine.....tell her you don't want Grandpa to die (if he's still alive)

Spaceman Spiff said...

should i put my first hunny on red or black

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

Zeke and I are on the same page.

El Padrino said...

wesley says black

ben said...

as wesley snipes would say

"always bet on black"

Beth82678 said...

Ok, I'm out for awhile. TP when I come back I'll look for those wife pics in my email.

And yes, that's another joke. (TP has gone strangely silent, I think I've given him a heart attack.)

El Padrino said...

ben your a gypsy
you belong in a stephen king movie

Isiah Thomas said...

TP - tell her you're not the Griswold's.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"should i put my first hunny on red or black"

Green

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