Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The homestretch for me...

So today, not only do I get to hopefully close on the house, I also get to begin training a replacement for me at the soon to be old job. I got a busy day ahead. So let me pop up early hotness.

- I see the Redskins traded Adam Archuleta to the Bears for a 6th round pick. I think our Redskins contingent here might call that addition by subtraction. Am I right?

- On my football team of choice, Andy Reid returns to work with the Eagles today. And honestly, there really isn't much to add there. That story died out a little bit around these parts. I'm sure it will resurrect when the kid goes to trial.

- And now in Seattle, Jerramy Stevens' days are numbered according to the GM. This affects us how? Well, now we have one less option for backup TE in FFBL drafts. I'm serious... that position is a bitch to draft for if you're in a league where you have to draft a backup TE according to the rules.

Ah, who am I kidding. That story is a serious IDGAF. I'm reaching here I admit.

- Suns are officially a division champ. No surprise there. And the Bobcats got a feather in their cap by stopping the Cavs 8 game winning streak. Now the Cavs have to play Dallas tonight. Either the Cavs will be dog tired from playing OT on the road last night, or they will come out with something to prove.

Me, I'm voting for dog tired. I wouldn't want to play Dallas after going through a game like that the night before.

That's all I got. I'll try to pop in time to tome today. And since Tem didn't say it yesterday, have at it bee snatches!

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The Rev said...

Tastykakes

ToddPacker said...

you can't win your own tastykakes

temwr said...

I am dog tired today.

whocares said...

So Bron Bron has Adam Morrison guarding him for the last shot and the best he can do is a fallaway three from about four feet behind the three point line?

The Next MJ cant juke a gangly white rookie out of his jock?

temwr said...

Bron bron is terrible in end game situations.

Hopefully he gets better.

temwr said...

He is awesome, but his game has some clear holes. End game situations, defense, free throw shooting.

Still, the dude is fucking awesome.

ebntx said...

so why would anyone think that the rev would willingly release tastykakes back into the wild?

temwr said...

ESPN had John Valvano on doing the sideline interview stuff to the NIT. He looks like like Jim, who I assume was/is his dad.

El Padrino said...

gilbert arenas
lebron james

you can do better

you guys had to hear gus johnson last night, calling the knicks game on 1050ESPN
it was like he was calling a funeral

temwr said...

Gus??

but he is the best evar!

El Padrino said...

oh and someone you tube or audio search portland's announcer at the end of last night's game

he crushes arenas after GA misses the floater by a midget.

ebntx said...

for only $25

i would so do this.

Mills said...

WC -- no doubt on Lebron. How does he NOT blow by Morrison in that instance. He is built like a mack 10 and handles like a vet. At worst, he gets fouled going to the hoop or has an easy assist to a teammate when he gets triple teamed in the lane.

Mills said...

eb -- i think i would throw up immediately upon walking out there.

Mills said...

i have to come out and admit it: i don't know what a tastykake is. This talk has gone on too long for me to continue in the darkness.

Mills said...

A natty z to get the day started off on the right foot would do a lot to stop the work nazi's from clinging to me today.

Mills said...

and there we have it. thank you thank you.

Mills said...

rev? are you training your replacement on proper LOV etiquite?

Mills said...

if i wouldn't have prematurely ended the natural progression, i could have had a double natty z (two nattys in a row)

El Padrino said...

enough

Mills said...

but i have nothing.

Mills said...

i feel like zeke holding a conversation with myself. woo woo.

whocares said...

No effin way would I go on that skybridge.

whocares said...

Mills, what's going on at your office?


Are the IT guys monitoring your net activity or something?

whocares said...

Tastykake = Little Debbie. But way worse.

The Rev said...

My replacement cannot know of LOV. He just wouldn't understand.

I would totall go on that skywalk. I hate heights too. But that looks too sweet to pass up.

The Rev said...

Tastykake = Little Debbie

Oh, you're just trying to bait me now.

El Padrino said...

i'm up to my eyeballs in idiots

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Thinkin of a master plan
Cuz ain't nuthin but sweat inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still comin up with lint.

ben said...

Re: Lebron vs Morrison

I actually think it was Matt Carrol guarding Lebron at the end of the game, but not 100% sure. Still a gangly white dude. And Morrison actually plays decent 1 on 1 defense when he wants to, and held Bron Bron down earlier on in the season too.

temwr said...

"And Morrison actually plays decent 1 on 1 defense when he wants to"

That is laughable. He can not guard a talented player, even if he wanted to.

ebntx said...

what sucks worse about that skybridge i just spent all last week there and now it opens. damn you indians!

temwr said...

Next you will be telling me that JJ Redick is a monster in the post when he wants to be.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The power of the 'stach > The LeBrons

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*stache

ebntx said...

so is morrison still rocking that 70's porn mustache and do?

Mills said...

Are the IT guys monitoring your net activity or something?

I know we have the monitoring software (cuz I drafted internet policy langauge last week...), but I don't know how often they check it.

unnerving though really.

Mills said...

i might do the skybridge, if they kept us enclosed the whole way. it sure didn't seem like the "walls" were that high.

ben said...

Recap of earlier cavs game when Morrison shut down Lebron

Thank you.

Regards.

El Padrino said...

i'd like to see bron bron vs morisson go one on one in Rucker park

ben said...

I don't think they'd let Morrison into Rucker.

whocares said...

They let John Brown in Rucker.

Mills said...

i'd like to see bron bron vs morisson go one on one in Rucker park

i bet this would be a closer match than you think as Morrison is stubborn as hell and would bust his butt to win. Lebron would go through the motions.

Kobe would destroy them both, and then eat Lebron's kid and Morrison's sugar.

whocares said...

And Shamrock.

Mills said...

i used to play in rucker park...nba 2k2 baby.

ben said...

In other sad news...the Denver Broncos superfan "barrel man" is retiring the barrel after next season. This will be his 30th season of wearing only a barrel to games.

ben said...

Morrison couldn't beat Lebron because he'd have to go check his blood sugar level too often, can't do that in a pickup game.

ben said...

and seriously, Lebron would destroy Morrison

ben said...

does rev have part 3 of the hell on ice tour up yet?

El Padrino said...

bron would crush him

stop it weasel

ToddPacker said...

bron bron's gum is good

The Rev said...

Whether or not Morrison can guard LeBron isn't the issue to me.

What is the issue is that Bron should have the attitude that a guy like Morrison can't defend him on his best day, especailly at the end of the game. Bron needs to attack like Morrison is insignificant and simply a little bug between him and the basket. Because at his best, Bron should blow past Morrison regularly.

To me, Bron is playing at times like he believes the other guy is better on defense than he is on offense. He's lost an edge.

Jordan had that edge. Larry Bird had that edge. Bron is losing it.

The Rev said...

It's up, Ben.

And part 3 is the finale.

whocares said...

Wow. Saying a guy has lost his edge at 21 is pretty severe.

temwr said...

So in the 3rd game of the season Morrison played well against Lebron (who was playing an early season back to back) and now he can be a good defender when he wants to be?

I'm not buying it. He is not a good defender.

The Rev said...

But at 21, he can regain it.

He needs to regain it.

temwr said...

Bron never had the killer instinct.

He is a great player, but not a killer.

Mills said...

i never said morrison would win. i said "it would be closer" than you think.

Mills said...

"Because at his best, Bron should blow past Morrison regularly."

Correct.

temwr said...

Re: Rev 3 part

I'm glad you found out about the cover on the wiper blade that covers the nut. Those guys get loose all the time.

Now you know and knowing is....

ben said...

Tem-
I never said Morrison was a great defender. I said he can be pretty good one-on-one when he wants to be. Example, Carmelo Anthony, nobody would call him a "great defender" but there are times when he's challenged that he plays great on ball defense, like he did against Kobe last week. Defense is all about desire.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How the hell did weasy get waiver priority over me on a player in FMLB?!?

Mills said...

half the battle! go joe!

temwr said...

oh tem diary of rev part 3


woke up, made bride cry, got wiper blade fixed, eastern conn was clear, smooth sailing the rest of the way, made it with 15 to spare, had fun at reception.

Mills said...

did you put in a request meiz?

ben said...

Meiz-
I don't see it. Are you confusing "Mills loves the Moose Cock" as weazy's team?

temwr said...

Whatever Ben. He only seems good when the other guy is having an off night. He doesn't have the ability to guard a good player.

Mills said...

meiz -- you made 4 moves on waiver wire pickups. i have made zero. of course i have a better priority

El Padrino said...

i hate weasels

back to tps monster

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wow. I'm stupid. That was not Mills' team. I apologize.

ben said...

Hey Gilbert....where's your 50?

ebntx said...

yahoo has fantasy golf? i dont know, but can this be fun at all? i guess it could be, but wow.

El Padrino said...

TPS just went on a clock killing 91 yard drive capped off by a fake two point conversion.

I'm down 14-6 going into to half time.

whocares said...

Damn NOISB. I cant keep myself from arguing with that guy. Today, I have taken up Steve's cause!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

Isiah Thomas said...

I thought LBJ had some scrub from ND guarding him at the end - not even Morrison.

re: Angie (from last post)

Like EP said - how she is not in everyone's Top 10 is beyond me.

whocares said...

re: Jolie


Because she looks like a road whore.

Regards

ben said...

re: Jolie

Because my goal in life is to not have my dick anywhere that Billy Bob Thornton's has been.

The Rev said...

Cause she's "boil the bunny" crazy.

The Rev said...

I need a good entrance statement like Zeke has.

One of these days, you will have to advise us as to the meaning of the woo woo thing.

Isiah Thomas said...

No Angie in the top 10 but some have advocated for Christina Ricci?

That's a new LOV low.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wow for WC. Relentless.

The Rev said...

Looks wise, definitely top 10 for Angie.

Spaceman Spiff said...

white rapper show rev

Isiah Thomas said...

I said yesterday it's in honor of MC Serch

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont make me bring out the christina ricci no make-up reality shots

The Rev said...

Oh OK. Missed that.

I obviously haven't watched it enough.

Isiah Thomas said...

Angie would let you skeet in her ear hole - that gets you top 10 by default.

ben said...

Christina Ricci = no billy bob...so ok by me.

Isiah Thomas said...

do it Spiff, edu-ma-cate these fools.

The Rev said...

I never advocated Christina Ricci.

Though under the right circumstances, definitely worth a bang.

ben said...

Ricci can't look any worse then she does in Black Snake Moan...and i'm not even one of her advocates, i think it was H.

The Rev said...

Zeke...

and you don't think Christina Ricci would let you do that?

I think she might.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Rev, c'mon. Clearly you never watched White Rapper

The Rev said...

I watched it, yes. But I've never watched it beginning to end.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm not bagging on Ricci, I'm just saying Ricci > Jolie is like saying :

Little Debbie > Tastycakes (for Rev)

Aristocrat Vodka > Fleischmann's (for meiz)

Alabama > Auburn (for wc)

UNC > Duke (for Dsteve)

Yanks > Mets (for EP)

woman > 4 legged animals (for weazy)

The Rev said...

Replacement is here to train.

Gotta work a bit.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like Ricci. I'd have to make her dress up as Wednesday Addams, though.

ben said...

everytime Rev says "the replacement" I think of Keanu Reeves. Although in Rev's case it would have to be one of those big ass black dudes in that movie.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

OHHHH. Aristocrat is the absolute worst.

ben said...

Meiz-
I like where your heads at..i always wanted to nail a wednesday.

ToddPacker said...

SEC > Big 10.... for zeke

Mills said...

"re: Jolie


Because she looks like a road whore.

Regards "

true dat.

ben said...

jolie doesn't have enough fur for the weaze.

Isiah Thomas said...

TP - exactly, I just didn't want the zeke to go 3rd person this early in the morning.

ToddPacker said...

"jolie doesn't have enough fur for the weaze."


diet dew all over my dual monitors

ben said...

plus Jolie would make you adopt a kid or go to Africa or something afterwards.

The Rev said...

Replacement is in the other room training with someone else. I'm clear for a bit.

Anyone want to hear the latest title story? It's another doozy.

I feel like TJW talking about his credit hassles. But this is amazing the level of ineptitude these people are showing me.

Isiah Thomas said...

I will admit that Angie needs to stop trying to save the world.

ben said...

lay it on us rev

El Padrino said...

there are no boundaries with jolie
none

zeke's on point

forget billy bob, what about all the other scumbags that did various other women you may love

dave navarro, that fag pounded electra for awhile

rock and tommy lee on pam
hayek and some weird euro-peein

El Padrino said...

it's nonsense

what so if brad pitt was before billy bob you would do angie

why cuz brad pitt has a pretty dick?

wtf level 100

angie is a hell kitten who would have you cumming instantaneously

ben said...

Pam and Carmen were not in anybody's top 5 that I remember. Carmen had Dennis Rodman too, lets not forget that.

Isiah Thomas said...

let the man speak people.

ben said...

has nothing to do with the order, billy bob=stay away. Heck i can't even look at Lauren Graham after Bad Santa.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - brings up a good point.

for you angie haters out there....answer the Pitt before Billy Bob question.

You might be truck stop material depending on your answer.

ToddPacker said...

bad santa was great

Mills said...

WC -- was comment moderation on over there before you started commenting. Has LOV shut down its 2nd blog comment section? This time with even less effort.

ben said...

and Angelina Jolie made out with her brother on national TV. I'm not interested in that...

Spaceman Spiff said...

her lips can grip cock like a fleshy vise

El Padrino said...

ben give your top 5 so i can rip it apart

Mills said...

and we have come full circle from about 3 weeks ago.

El Padrino said...

piss ice is right
like i said in the earlier thread

how many women you know or have slept with that can put your entire crotch (cock and balls) in her mouth?

how many of you?
thwen after that she'll ride you like a wild bronco.

The Rev said...

So, today is settlement. The title is supposed to be signed and notarized by the old bedridden lady in Delaware and the notary two blocks from her and delivered by overnight courier today for settlement.

Well, the title did make it back today. She did sign it.

But now... the title was not properly notarized.

So now, the title company who fucked this up is doing what they should have done on Monday. Today, they are driving the title back down to Southern Delaware to fix the notarization. Three hours down and three hours back. And they are hoping to make it back in time for settlement at 3:30.

If they had done that on Monday, we wouldn't have this problem today. Or maybe something else would pop up.

If they don't get back on time, we go ahead with the paperwork for settlement anyway and wait for the idiots to show up with the title. Then they disperse the money.

How fucking hard is it to sign a piece of paper, put the seal in the right place, get someone else to sign it, and get it legal? This is the third attempt to get the title right.

ben said...

Salma Hayek was on there, Marisa Miller...i can't remember the other 3 off the top of my head. I'll go find out.

ToddPacker said...

plus angelina played a tougher schedule

El Padrino said...

this is not even an arguement.

if angie walked in bens office right now he's shit/piss/ and cum in his abercrombie and fitch boxers immediately.

El Padrino said...

rev wtf are you doing?
if weasel repsonds to your 2 scroller with a 5 scroller of his own im holding you responsible

ben said...

EP-
think that all you want, but she's just not what i'm interested in at all...not at all

El Padrino said...

*he'd

ToddPacker said...

ep is bringing heat today...

El Padrino said...

ur crazy benjamin

i'd fuck a wax statue of angie

El Padrino said...

hayek got knocked up by some hairy euro-peein dude

i'll take billy bob diesase over hairy euro-peein pubes any day of the week

ben said...

EP-
Jaime Pressley, Salma Hayek, Jenny Finch, Erin Andrews, and Marisa Miller.

That was my list from Feb 27th. If you want to go back and look at everyone elses, they're on there too.

ben said...

I like my ladies to have not made out with their brother

Isiah Thomas said...

EP spits hot fyre

El Padrino said...

ben i like your 5
but i'm just having a hard time believing you wouldnt jump angie's bones

and i think jamie pressley was banging kid rock
who is a dirtball

Isiah Thomas said...

there's no way a man would turn down Angie....none.

Spaceman Spiff said...

Greg Paulus is tough, he used to play football, look at him
take an absolutely vicious charge

where's the call ref?!

ben said...

"i'd fuck a wax statue of angie"

about the only way i'd let my dick get anywhere near her.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm still laughing at Spiff's comment.

Isiah Thomas said...

Erin Andrews and Jenny Finch in the top 5 is a reach.

El Padrino said...

nice you tube gay paulus link

El Padrino said...

finch is a fat mess now
didnt she just have a baby?

Jolie was never shy about controversy and integrated her teenage "wild girl" image into her public persona in the first years of her career. During her acceptance speech at the 2000 Academy Awards, Jolie declared "I'm so in love with my brother right now" which, combined with her affectionate behavior towards him that night, sparked rumors in the tabloid media of an incestuous relationship with her brother James Haven. She has denied those rumors and said while appearing on Inside the Actors Studio “the world is a lot sicker than I thought”.[5] Jolie and Haven later explained in interviews that after their parents' divorce they relied on one another and because of that they hold on to each other as a means of emotional support.[14]

ben said...

tell me that's not hot

Maybe in west virginia

Isiah Thomas said...

the paulus link is blocked - please tell me its better than the vid-ye-o of the Va Tech guy chin nutting him - I'm not sure that one can be topped.

Isiah Thomas said...

Ben - that almost makes the argument....

if she's willing to do that who knows what else she's down for?

"Angie baby do you mind if I skeet on a baked potato and watch you eat it?"

"sure baby"

ben said...

paulus link is funny, the guy looks at him like he's retarded too when he falls down.

El Padrino said...

and what she hasn't brushed her teeth since?

ben said...

you guys are right, i give up. I guess if your wives/gf's said "oh yeah I used to make out with my brother a couple of years ago" you'd be like "cool" that turns me on...you're so hot.

El Padrino said...

no limits

no boundaries
-----------------------------
semen milkshake tonight baby?

ok
but first i want you to fuck me in the face

sure babe.

ben said...

I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

Isiah Thomas said...

I laughed out loud at the "fuck me in the face" line.

Isiah Thomas said...

Ben - when in rome.

ben said...

"when in rome."

???

do as the romans do? you mean get naked and have gay sex?

ToddPacker said...

blocked from yahoo fantasy.... i wanted to make some waiver pick-ups...

ben said...

Now i've seen everything

Mills said...

i just heard the following commerical SONG on the radio:

"Midwest Hem-o-roids treatment cen-ter.

Don't...suffer in si-lence."

Kind of catchy. Sadly.

Isiah Thomas said...

weazy you are a hemm-o-roid on LOV's annoos.

ben said...

SG about Billy Packer is up. It was a mag article so, not necessarily new to everyone.

El Padrino said...

yea, we need prep H for weas

ben said...

"Damn NOISB. I cant keep myself from arguing with that guy. Today, I have taken up Steve's cause!!!"

which post are you arguing about?

ebntx said...

for elp

prep h

The Rev said...

Skeet in a baked potato?

I fail to find the excitement in that.

Mills said...

don't mess with food, right Rev?

your paternal parent said...

bitchez.

Isiah Thomas said...

A little side SJ boobie

SFW

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

For Meiz

ben said...

I'm can't remember if these have been posted or not

ebntx said...

tony dungy hates gay people also

ben said...

that's a link Z

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That was/is a Mag article.

Mills said...

(caveat: the "Ladies...." is taken from an ongoing reference in the comments section at deadspin. We don't want to be further accused of biting other blogs.)

WC -- getting some front page recognition at NOIS

Isiah Thomas said...

weazy wtf are you talking about...sometimes when you wake up from your narcolepsy enduced naps you spit out some random shit that makes zero sense.

El Padrino said...

she's smokin hot

El Padrino said...

blogger fucking with me today
and if anyone cares i just ook the lead on tps 20-17 on a 88 yd screen pass

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

and a photo update for pablo

El Padrino said...

i think the other one was slowing down my blogger

El Padrino said...

it's a bit more svelte

Steve said...

"I thought you were a condescending, racist, militant prick. But I didnt realize you were just stealing that shtick from the guys at Kiss Me Suzy."


Well done WC, Well Done!

ben said...

from NOISB:

(Mills)

"show em whats up WC. we got your back."


"Sir, we have no doubt that you take every opportunity to get at WC's back."


Even NOISB is bagging on the weasel.

ebntx said...

while off last week, i found myself sitting in a hotel room waking up 2 hours too early and watch sbtb on the tube. i cant believe it has been that many years ago and i was still intrigued.

yet it was kind of lame.

Steve said...

LOL, ya you have to be real careful when you comment on NOISB and not leave any openings for him.

1. He's real sharp.
2. With comment moderation it gives him plenty of time to think.

ebntx said...

off to lunch

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

mmm...mmmm.mmmm.

Jimmy John's for the Meiz. Italian nightclub style.

ben said...

Jimmy Johns is awesome

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I still can't believe WWL poached TrueHoop. WTF.

ben said...

maybe WWL will come calling to LOV someday

Isiah Thomas said...

I've never read True Hoop.

1) Is it good?
2) Does it give you anything you can't get from other sources?

ben said...

True Hoop is pretty good. The thing is, he goes out and gets all the big stories and not so big ones, and gives his 2 cents. That way you don't have to surf all over to find stuff.

whocares said...

Mills,

NOISB always has comment moderation on. That's why it's so hard to get anything going over there. You post and have to check back in an hour to see if your post is even up.


Ben,

I posted at the NOISB on the Peter King post as well as the Michael Vick one.



re: ANGIE

I think this discussion has been beaten into the ground. I'm not saying I wouldnt fuck her if she walked into my office right now. She's just not the end-all be-all of women for me. She's not in my top 50. And my thought is that 90% of the Hollywood bitches are crazy and would do ElPad level unspeakables, so one of them eating my skeet filled baked tater is probably not that rare of an occurence.

ben said...

New LOB action is up

ben said...

Schaub traded

If anyone cares.

Mills said...

interesting on schaub. 2nd rounder is pretty good for the falcons really.

Mills said...

so this was the "complex article" we have been waiting for a week and a half for, huh? i feel degraded. he must not think much of his readers.

Mills said...

stuff like this bothers me: "Lately he's been criticized for haranguing the NCAA selection committee, interrogating members on Selection Sunday like a DA attacking a defendant in a capital murder case."

The defendant would never be talking to a DA in the first place.

And then I watch Boston Legal, and lmao cuz that shit is so whacked out.

Isiah Thomas said...

Schaub may be good but I always remember the hype around Scott Mitchell.

Isiah Thomas said...

not to bring up Angie again, but damn not in your top 50....I can't believe this.

Isiah Thomas said...

and Schaub was decent at UVA....nothing special.

El Padrino said...

i'm not even repsondin to the top 50 thing, for my own sanity it ends here.

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