Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Happy belated birthday Shaq

So Shaq is 35 now as of yesterday. Unbelievable.

It's always hard for me to fathom this, but I'm exactly two months older than Shaq. So if people start calling him too old, that means I'm getting old.

What else do Shaq and I have in common?

Well, we both weigh pretty much the same. Only problem is I'm 6'2". It looks different on a 6'2" frame than it does on a 7'1" frame. It also looks different when it's mainly muscle.

We have pretty much the same lifetime free throw percentage. But when I played intramural ball in my college days, I only went to the line once. I hit one of two.

We both like a good cigar. The pic on the front page of the WWL proves that. But I'm sure he's getting those really good Cubans down in Miami while I extol the virtues of the $2.30 Padron Londres. But I'm telling you, that's a really good smoke for the price.

ESPN called him "a bigger, more powerful reincarnation of Wilt." People often call me "a bigger, more powerful reincarnation of John Candy." I call that pretty much even.

I always liked Shaq. I know there are many Shaq haters. But I'm not one of them.

On to a few more things...

- George Karl is thinking of benching Carmelo Anthony.

Boy, AI's presence has really sparked that team, eh?

If you had told me that a team with Carmelo Anthony and Allen Iverson would be 15-20 in their last 35 games, and that the Sixers without AI would be 12-9 in their last 21 games, I'd think you were crazy.

I'd think you were even crazier if the guy who gets in the doghouse on that team would be Anthony.

And while we are on the subject, the Sixers are looking to be just good enough to maybe draft Joaquim Noah if they are lucky.

Who needs Kevin Durant anyway? Yeesh!

- In another Denver related item, the Broncos snag Daniel Graham for 6 years and $30 million.

OK, maybe Graham is a decent enough tight end. Maybe you don't need huge offensive output from your tight end in the long run. But really... the Broncos just paid for a guy who has not played 16 games in a season once in his career. His highest yardage output is 409 yards. Last year, he only got 235 yards and 2 TD's.

Maybe you can argue that he did it in a Pats offense where they spread the ball and Ben Watson was also a factor. I get that. I just think that's a really high number for a tight end who isn't named Gonzalez, Gates, or Shockey.

I have a feeling the Broncos are going to regret that signing in the end.

- So the sheriff reports released yesterday say that Ron Ron Artest slapped and grabbed a woman which led to his arrest on Monday.

Well don't worry Ron Ron... you can rebound from this and still have your career.

Just ask Brett Myers. It was a piece of cake for him.

Oh, to be an obscenely rich athlete where the rules are completely different for you.

- One last thing...

Article on James "Whitey" Bulger.

Even though The Departed was based on a film from Hong Kong, Jack's character was loosely based on this guy. And some people in South Boston where he reigned supreme don't like it. Pretty interesting and gritty article.

That's all I got today, bitchcakes!

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Isiah Thomas said...

tastycakes!

El Padrino said...

shaq's old

El Padrino said...

the melo thing is more of a challenge type deal

he's challenging melo to not only score but to rebound, pass and defend.

Spaceman Spiff said...

melo is sofffffff

Isiah Thomas said...

Didn't Karl see "Stop Snitchin"? Karl bet watch his back.

El Padrino said...

point is, we know he can score
we want to see you do more than that

and he's having a kid with La La from MTV fame

Isiah Thomas said...

rev I'll send my addy for the tastycakes to your blog email.

The Rev said...

Responding to ElP's oil story in the last post...

how much you wanna bet this combined with Castro's imminent death gets that Cuban embargo lifted within the next couple years?

Nothing like finding oil to influence the US government into action.

On the plus side... we'll finally get the really good Cohibas everywhere.

Isiah Thomas said...

La La has big mammaries

Spaceman Spiff said...

"For eight hours, they strapped him in a chair and cut pieces off him. He begged for a bullet in the brain," McIntyre said

dont mess with the mob

El Padrino said...

member La La in he got game

Roasrios tittay's were berry nice

JEEEESSSSUUUUSSSS!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

rolling cohiba blunts...keep em rollin...

--Master P

The Rev said...

Nice try Zeke.

El Padrino said...

rev going political in record time

Spaceman Spiff said...

after pregnancy, no way la la doesnt stay pushing 2 bills for the rest of her life

The Rev said...

If you're using Cohiba's for blunts, then you have way too much money.

El Padrino said...

kany west could do it

good point on LALA but with surgery she'll be back, you know it

ben said...

Lala's not stupid, got knocked up right after they got engaged, no way out for that guy.

I agree with El Pad on the Carmelo thing, Karl is just challenging him to be a more complete player and going public will do it. Last night 21 pts, 7reb, 6ast, more like it.

I agree with the WTH on daniel graham. It didn't hurt that he's a local kid, but that's a lot of cash, they must not believe in Sheffler.

Spaceman Spiff said...

wright state won last night because they were playing for something, butler has a bid sewn up

whocares said...

Rocker has fessed up to roids.

Spaceman Spiff said...

southern miss -4

Isiah Thomas said...

Did the good rev spill the beans about his deal yesterday?

El Padrino said...

true on wright st-- and they were home

Isiah Thomas said...

it was worth a shot rev

Isiah Thomas said...

questions about borat....

how much of that was real?

The ending was that real or staged?

El Padrino said...

i like so miss too

along with cuse
marquette
rice
wvu
asu

Isiah Thomas said...

she has taken the shape of an old woman...you can barely see her horns...

El Padrino said...

most was real i think zeke
the pam thing not sure

would like to know myself

Spaceman Spiff said...

anything with pam was staged. kid rock got mad over it too.

ben said...

That movie is the reason that Pam and Kid Rock supposedly got divorced. He was ashamed of her.

El Padrino said...

then just pam was in on it
cuz the crowd almost killed him and the gaurds slammed him to the ground

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

The hooker was an actress. Pam thing was staged.

A lot of the stuff was less real than you would hope for.

ben said...

Zeke-
You gotta work on the DS comment for Steve early today so it gets in "Prime Time"

Isiah Thomas said...

more about ron ron: (from rotoworld)

The police have responded to five 911 calls from the Artest household since last August, two of which were in regards to domestic disturbance.

In September, a deputy who went to Artest's home found Artest and his wife, Kimsha Artest, arguing and they were referred to counseling. In November, deputies said Artest had destroyed property in the home, but she declined to press charges. On Dec. 26, deputies found one of the couple's vehicles crashed into bushes on the lawn, but his wife told a deputy "there was no problem; everything was fine." Artest was arrested Monday on suspicion of domestic violence and using force or violence to prevent the woman from reporting a crime. He was released from custody after posting a $50,000 bond and is awaiting a March 22 arraignment. He's been excused by the Kings indefinitely, so keep him on your bench until we learn more information.

Spaceman Spiff said...

moss and portis re-structure to clear cap space, skins still want bly

El Padrino said...

btw i rekindled my romance with pam's sextape yesterday
forgot how wonderful her vagina is

The Rev said...

I thought the Pam ending was staged. She was in on it.

I'm keeping somewhat quiet about yesterday's venting. I'm waiting on some news.

El Padrino said...

i figured the hooker was an actress

temwr said...

Jack shit on the lottery for me.

Isiah Thomas said...

I've been surprised the comments haven't gotten one response. Cumfast played defense yesterday by posting like 8 times after it went up.

Cumfast - I know you're reading this, continue to do that and we'll wreck DS's blog again in a heartbeat.

Spaceman Spiff said...

DS comment need sto be short and to the point so they dont skip over it

Isiah Thomas said...

now that you mention it I remember hearing about Kid Rock getting upset about it....thanks for the update.

Best Regards.

temwr said...

When do games start today? I will be watching at my lunch "hour."

A game has two 20 minute halves and a 20 minute halftime, that is 1 hour in my book.

El Padrino said...

i thought the sit down dinner was hi-larious

El Padrino said...

along with the subway bit

The Rev said...

Pour some out today for Ernest Gallo

Isiah Thomas said...

my girl rented it from netflix, gonna have to buy it.

ben said...

DJ Gallo's dad died?

The Rev said...

You can't really quote good Borat lines in this forum.

They need to be quoted out loud with the accent.

temwr said...

At this point I will not be seeing Borat just because everyone else has.

Dare to be different...Zubaz!

Spaceman Spiff said...

The always classy OJ Simpson is "throwing his hat into the ring" and claiming that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. A videographer who amassed a ton of footage of OJ Simpson says:

"He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father."
Simpson also allegedly told him:

"I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself."

W-T-F

El Padrino said...

tem, doing the same here
trying to delay to catch cuse/uconn at 2pm but looks like i'll have to settle for Texas El Paso/Rice or Dayton/Charlotte

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hey Rev, fuck you.

El Padrino said...

slow-moving sperm?
has this been proven

WTF is right

Isiah Thomas said...

again suggestions for the DS quote are welcome as TPS reports are backing up....

I've got nothing for this right now.

Isiah Thomas said...

the running of the Jews was funny as shit....when the bitch lays an egg and he tells the kids to kill it

ToddPacker said...

wow, meiz is not happy...

ToddPacker said...

rev spends a whole post talking about shaq's belated birthday and no love to meiz on his birthday... you ok, meiz... the rev is a heartless man

Isiah Thomas said...

Happy Birfisday Meiz, ya drunk bastard.

whocares said...

Re: DS comment.

The name needs to be more subtle so people will read it.

Also, it needs to start out sports related so they'll begin reading it, and then it needs to slide down the slippery slope into pure filth.

The Rev said...

I'm not heartless. I just like Shaq better than Meiz.

Just kidding Meiz. NBL. Happy b-day.

Besides, a comparison between the Rev and Meiz wouldn't have been nearly as entertaining, would it have?

temwr said...

Meiz gets big birf day wishes from tem.

ToddPacker said...

sonofabitch, single mom lady has her kid at work again... someone shut that kid up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I guess I'll be okay.

The Rev said...

I read Cumfast's posts after the comment yesterday, and many of them were about this petition to stop Fox News from airing the Democratic Presidential debate. He thinks Fox News is not worthy to carry such a debate.

Does that guy care about the most useless stuff in the world? I mean, I'm a liberal, and I want to tell him to get a freakin grip.

ToddPacker said...

good point, wc... it needs to start out legit and then blow up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have no idea what NBL means.

whocares said...

Meiz, I am currently humming the Happy Birthday song in your honor.

The Rev said...

You'll be OK, Meiz.

Have another Basic.

The Rev said...

Nuttin But Love

whocares said...

nutn but lov

temwr said...

DS post possibility:

"Clearly the Wright State "upset" is going to knock a school out from the ACC or Big East. I'd say the Big 10, but the Big 10 is as safe as Dan's wife's cooch. I mean that place is all about warm gooey safeness. The Big East though, that is like Brian's wife smelly cooch. It's got too many teams in it and you just get lost in the confusions. Is 'Cuse better than WVU? Well who won when they played, what they didn't play? That's the problem. There is no way to differentiate. It just gets hard, like cmfost gets when he reads this post."

ben said...

Happy Birthday Meiz, go get drunk

ben said...

I like it Zeke.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Definitely time for some San Andreas.

Carl's gonna get cha!

ben said...

need a name change though too.

ToddPacker said...

the kid is now screaming....

temwr said...

oh and feel free to change the names around of who you insult. i haven't the slightest clue who posts over there other than names i've heard here and seen that 1 day.

temwr said...

TP, go to your happy place and ignore the kid.

The Rev said...

And I also noticed one thing....

Cumfast seemed to be really hurt that Shanoff didn't join his fantasy baseball league. I mean, the guy has posted like 6 comments on it.

Obsess much?

temwr said...

game time, see yas later.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I gave up on San Andreas long long ago.

Isiah Thomas said...

tem nice suggestion

Spaceman Spiff said...

NOISB has a coach K entry up

El Padrino said...

i'm going at 1pm

El Padrino said...

wont mae it to 2pm
i eat bfast @ 7pm

i'm already looking at the stapler as if it's a taco

The Rev said...

The Bush administration defending Borat

First thing I've agreed with them for a long time.

Tyler said...

Rocker was on The Herd (without Collin, so it was actually not bad) and he said he bought something over the counter at GNC that had HGH in it. They called GNC and they said they don't sell anything with HGH in it but they do sell a supplement that boosts your normal HGH levels, so it's possible that's what he was talking about. But there was plenty of bitterness coming from him so you really don't know who to believe in that one.

The Rev said...

As long as you're not looking at the stapler as a pink taco, you're cool.

ben said...

I hate being smarter then my boss

The Rev said...

Me too, Ben.

Me too!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I swear to god, I have depressin or something. Maybe just cabin fever.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

From WWL:

How many games should Kobe Bryant be suspended for hitting Marko Jaric?

0

1

2

3

4 or more
--------------------------
The answer: zero. Nobody should be suspended for hitting Marko Jaric. It should be encouraged.

El Padrino said...

good point meiz

Los said...

John Rocker on 'Roids???? That's impossible. Next thing you'll tell me is that Liberace was gay.

On a side note, hopefully the "argument" that AI makes the team he is on better can PHinally be put to rest.

El Padrino said...

going to lunch

bar, games

ben said...

Give me a break with the Iverson stuff. consider that philly wasn't playing with him this season as they had dismissed him from the team. And Andre Miller is very underrated.

So to recap...Andre Miller is better then not having a player...that's a revelation.

The Rev said...

I like Andre Miller. But you don't build a team around him.

However, he might take what you have and make them a little better. I see that now.

In this case, he is making a 20 win team into a 30 win team. And what good is that?

The Rev said...

AI should make teams better. He has the skills to do so. But being on those Sixer teams a lot of those years where they didn't have a lot of good shooters, he used his skills to shoot more. We know this.

AI needs that second player to take heat off of him. And we are seeing that Melo hasn't been enough of that kind of player in recent weeks.

ben said...

I'm just saying having him, is better then having Iverson sit at home. Before they basically had 10 guys available because of Webber and Iverson. Now they have 12.

ben said...

I was lucky #100, woo hoo.

The Rev said...

"I'm just saying having him, is better then having Iverson sit at home."

I agree 100%.

Sitting Iverson the way the Sixers did was worthless. It was a dumb move by a dumb organization.

your paternal parent said...

the dip is in effect.

i have a new desk at work now. its so quiet, and now im in a much more 'manly' area.

im so proud.

The Rev said...

Chris Webber is dead to me!

To hell with him!

ToddPacker said...

did tyler post a non-nba comment... strange

ben said...

I can't wait to see C-Webb fall flat on his face in the playoffs like he always did in Sac-town.

ben said...

tyler has been branching out...next thing you know, he'll be all about the piss ice.

Tyler said...

Yes, I know it's crazy, but I did post something non-NBA. Back to normalcy: I think this is the year Webber finally steps up in the Playoffs and then gets paid (again) next year. He's what, the fifth option on that team? I mean, how much does he really need to step it up? It's the perfect situation for him. All he has to do is just give an extra 5% in the playoffs, and ESPN will come out with the "fountain of youth article" that Ric Bucher already has stashed somewhere on his hardrive.

temwr said...

"I hate being smarter then my boss"

Dammit, it is 'than', not 'then'.

I'm going to go all grammar nazi one day.

This particular case is funny because it was a sentence about being smarter than your boss.

Funny, along the lines of being "excepted" to 'Cuse on yesterday's post.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tyler, re: snowboarding

to stop, just apply pressure to heels or toes while board is perpendicular to hill? without lifting side of board up? i could not stop

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I feel ya, Tem. Maybe one day we could go all "Mega Powers" on poor grammar.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

How come dogs don't like it when you blow in their face, but if you're in a car, they stick their head out the window immediately?

temwr said...

How come you are IN a movie, but ON TV?

Isiah Thomas said...

"How come dogs don't like it when you blow in their face, but if you're in a car, they stick their head out the window immediately? "

No one likes bad breath blown in their face.

The Rev said...

From some dude at Yahoo Answers...

"When a dog sticks his head out of the window of a moving he's not doing it because he likes the wind in his face. He is doing it because of the smells and sense he is picking up on the wind current that is going by.This is called "Air scenting" If you'll notice when they do this they are constantly sniffing the air as it goes by. Dogs have a natural fascination with scenting odors and is how they inspect and identify their environment. And when they have their heads out the window of a moving car they are being bombarded with lots of different smells. In the dogs mind this is like "WOW"!! "HOW COOL IS THIS". It's not the same thing however when you blow in the dogs face. That is just annoying to the dog."

The Rev said...

Why do women have a "pair of panties", but just one bra?

ben said...

OK grammer nazi, i'm an accountant not a journalist. I'm smarter than my boss in accounting and finance, i'm sure he's very poetic and a much better writer.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How come you park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

todays DS post, are we going with Tem's suggestion?


and Ben, I feel ya on the grammar Nazi. That's a part of the brain I don't have, or maybe I'm just lazy or maybe I just don't give a shit.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I've got a picture on naked harry potter, grammar is the least of my concerns.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

And a naked Z?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Oh Yea!!!

temwr said...

a naked premature Z

Spaceman Spiff said...

have you ever 'accidentally' walked in on zeke and you mom

temwr said...

spice mine up and fix some typos first if you use it.

accountants can have good grammar, that's not an excuse.

still i don't care, it is just funny when someone types a sentence about how they are smarter than their boss but it is has typo in it or whatever.

it all goes back to homer simpson when he sang his i'm smart song. "i'm smart, s-m-r-t." it is funny.

Isiah Thomas said...

With all due respect for Tem please use his comment:

Clearly the Wright State "upset" is going to knock a school out from the ACC or Big East. I'd say the Big 10, but the Big 10 is as safe as Dan's wife's cooch. I mean that place is all about warm gooey safeness. The Big East though, that is like Brian's wife smelly cooch. It's got too many teams in it and you just get lost in the confusions. Is 'Cuse better than WVU? Well who won when they played, what they didn't play? That's the problem. There is no way to differentiate. It just gets hard, like cmfost gets when he reads this comment.

And change your name to TarHeel Fo Life before posting.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Is Zeke still breathing? Yea? Then no, I haven't.

Isiah Thomas said...

"have you ever 'accidentally' walked in on zeke and you mom "

I put the Captain hat on the door nob, and have advised of its meaning. We get our privacy.

El Padrino said...

that nova game os pretty good
sumpter is going to be a nice 3rd round pick

Spaceman Spiff said...

not only is zeke still breathing, he's still fucking

temwr said...

haha, 3rd round pick. awesome.

TarHeel Fo Life said...

test

Spaceman Spiff said...

haha, so sumpter will go undrafted then

TarHeel Fo Life said...

DS Post Up

Isiah Thomas said...

you've hit your 5 post limit for the day Dsteve, see ya tomorrow.

Isiah Thomas said...

and god damn that harry potter pic disturbs me. Hiiiiya five

El Padrino said...

he's like a bobby jackson
instant offense
fearless shooter too

El Padrino said...

i had two corona's

borat voice: "NIIIICEEE"

Tyler said...

Spiff: Yeah, that's pretty much how you brake. The board can lift up, but that's usually if you're stopping really fast. You kind of want to rock back and forth from edge to edge. If you're not on an edge that means you've got the full face of the board on the snow and that means you're going super fast. So to slalom you kind of press down on your toes, then rock back and press down on your heels, then rock forward and press down on your toes, repeat, repeat, repeat. That way you don't really need to brake unless someone's in front of you or you start going too fast.
How'd you do? Last week I could see snow from Alhambra so it looked like there was some pretty good coverage up there.

TarHeel Fo Life said...

This is actually the 7th post, so I guess I have a 2 post credit tomorrow.

Isiah Thomas said...

just wait till sumpter has his 87th acl tear....its still out there

Spaceman Spiff said...

i can do toeside pretty good, for some reason suck heelside and i used falling as my brakes both ways. it was crowded so wasnt much room to practice braking either, had to fall or kill someone.

Spaceman Spiff said...

change your name back

ToddPacker said...

nice work zeke/steve

Isiah Thomas said...

"nice work zeke/steve "

All credit for today's comment goes to Tem.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah I tax your moms ass like the gubment, I want it in lights, changer back buddy.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Should I be buying Borat today?

temwr said...

No, it is your birthday, have someone buy it for you.

Isiah Thomas said...

oh shit rotting pumpkin face posted right under DSteve.....this almost calls for another comment.

Isiah Thomas said...

just steal it meiz - make it a birfday gift from yourself.

Tyler said...

I had problems going toeside but a friend of mine that was learning at the same time had problems going heelside, I think it's all about which way you're more comfortable falling. Turning from toeside to heelside was a giant problem for me. If you can take a day off during the week and get there right when they open, that's usually the best time to go to Mt. High because it's way less crowded. Weekends there are insane.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The first bit oftormenting

El Padrino said...

shirley girly

temwr said...

Did Shirley have to approve that comment? If so he has a modicum of ball sack for doing so.

Tyler said...

He commented on your page, Meiz. I don't think he's got a whole lot to do if he can comment back that fast...

Tyler said...

Waiting for his phone to ring is apparently a lot of hard work.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah, I saw that.

temwr said...

PS isn't busy, maybe he can go get Borat for Meiz.

whocares said...

Myspace is blocked. I cant look at shit from work.

whocares said...

I just spent the last 45 minutes on the phone with Microsoft Customer Service trying to change back to IE6 from IE7. IF you dont have the IE7, dont get it. It blows.

Anyway it took them 45 minutes to tell me to go to the control panel and simply uninstall IE7.

I about had to smacka bitch.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't think it's a matter of approval as much as it is not deleting it.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

The fact that these comments are getting no play really makes me want to declare war on DS again.

Also, my right hand is really really cold, and nothing else on my body is. Boo.

Spaceman Spiff said...

givre yourself the 'cold stranger'

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Tried that.

My hand's still freezing.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How 'bout a 'cold gerbil'?

The Rev said...

Why does IE7 blow?

Please advise.

El Padrino said...

Fergie's ass crack

El Padrino said...

more fergie

your paternal parent said...

wc, u shoulda axed that question here. i effed mine up like 2 days ago.

your paternal parent said...

my main beef with IE7 is that it fucked up when it comes to posting on this page.. the google-blogger thing (while on my system) didnt really like it.

and homie dont play that.

::cue damon wayans in a clown outfit::

your paternal parent said...

late in the day, im comin on strong...

your paternal parent said...

im splurging for the z this afternoon.

the one thing ive accomplished today...

your paternal parent said...

give a nukka his nickle..

ebntx said...

this comment presented by trojan condoms:

nothing to say just wanted to type that. does every sporting event of significance have a sponsor?

Isiah Thomas said...

If you have CA's firewall/security package it can fuck with IE7. I took off CA's firewall and used window's and it cleared up my IE7 problems.

temwr said...

I don't even know what IE I am using here.

temwr said...

but i do know how to look.

temwr said...

i am using 6

temwr said...

6 is awesome because it sounds like sex and was a character on blossom who i'd screw now.

ebntx said...

ie7 does suck, just like media player 10.

Isiah Thomas said...

WC you should have demanded to speak to bill gates.

Isiah Thomas said...

freak - you might be having a heart attack, just push through it.

and war on DS's blog is always a possibility. Yank on the choke chain a little, rattle the cage, make cumfast cry...etc

ToddPacker said...

ie6 at work and ie7 at home... i don't like the tab feature on ie7

temwr said...

fuck ie7. i hate it.

never tried it, but LOV word is gold.

temwr said...

'Nova won, I think I am 1-0 on my Big East Tourney Picks.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I think I've discovered the problem.

The heat was turned down to 60.

The Rev said...

So if LOV told you to jump off a bridge, you would do it?

El Padrino said...

yes, lov is the gospel

ebntx said...

wow rev practicing the parent speech already?

ebntx said...

i dont even ask my kids those questions.

ben said...

LOV, what car should I buy next?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Tomorrow's DS Post -

Change my handle to cmfost, no picture, and come up with the most vile, gay, wretched shit possible?

That will get some kind of reaction.

ben said...

LOV is like the magic 8-ball...outlook is hazy....ask again later...NOPE!

ben said...

Dsteve-
Use the cmfost picture too. It will be sneaky good.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

He doesn't use one.

ben said...

Durant is chatting right now isn't he?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

oh, yea he does

ToddPacker said...

nice idea, steve...

ToddPacker said...

steve might be into double figures on comments today... impressive

temwr said...

Re: Bridge

I need more info on the bridge, what's under it and which LOV members said to jump off of it.

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