Thursday, March 29, 2007

Crayons can melt on us for all I care

A brilliant 10-second masterpiece. "Crayons can melt on us for all I care", that is.

I really wish I had something, anything to bring to the table. But alas, I do not. I was actually just about to go to sleep, and though, oh crap, I have to write some drivel.

So drivel you will get.

There has been an influx in soccer on television, or so it seems. So I've watched 3 games in the last 5 days. US played well against Ecuador on Sunday. Landon Donovan got a hat trick, and they were all pretty spectacular goals. They played again last night against Guatemala and apparently forgot how to play offense. The Guaties just left 10 in their third of the field. US crosses were all over the place. Just bad play all around. Ended up a 0-0 tie. I also watched some English premier league action but I forget what happened. It was also, shockingly, a scoreless tie.

And I realize that once most of you saw the word soccer in the last paragraph, you will have skipped it. But it's the only thing I can think of on this day between things that actually happen.

Almost forgot the "scandal" involving Serena Williams. She claims someone was heckling her and it hurt her feelings or something. If you listen to the clip of her whining to the judge you'll want to puke on yourself. "Mommy, Mommy, they aren't being nice to me!" You make millions of dollars, shut your trap you thundercunt.

One last thing, early reports say that Goodell is considering suspending Pacman Jones for all of next season. Same goes for Chris Henry and Tank Johnson. It'll be interesting to see where this whole conduct clean-up thing ends up.


And I said I'd stop posting vids, but this one is just too good to pass up. It's Sad Kermit's rendition of "Hurt".

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JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

you guys are getting nothing but contempt from me.

Beth82678 said...

So in other words freak, you're giving LOV the same thing you've always given.

And here's a Serena quote about the heckling, ""I shouldn't have let it bother me, because growing up in Compton we had drive-bys." So the apparent lesson of the day is that heckling is more upsetting than a drive-by shooting...

The Rev said...

Freak is being an ass lately.

And I mean that as a compliment.

The Rev said...

heckling is more upsetting than a drive-by shooting

But only if you're playing tennis.

ToddPacker said...

what's soccer?

El Padrino said...

i just got handed all the mets tickets i bought off the season ticket guy

i got a boner.

whocares said...

"The guy said, 'Hit the net like any Negro would.'




Are Negros known for hitting the net?

your paternal parent said...

me: "hey whats goin on?"

co-worker: "tomorrow's friday."

listen, that aint a f*ckin answer,
maaaaaaaaayne!


and serena, hit it like a reelz negro, please.

your paternal parent said...

season tix = skeetskeetskeet

El Padrino said...

i'm swamped with tps

El Padrino said...

but i will ignore most to conversate on LOV

Mills said...

Are Negros known for hitting the net?


That was my question. I was unaware of this predisposition to hitting the net.

u guys already talked about michael ray richards and his jewish comments?

Mills said...

so i traded in my treo for a new mp3 phone.... it holds....wait for it... 12 songs. watch-out!!!

no expansion pack to buy either.

ToddPacker said...

i guess guys with the 1st name michael and last name richards are having a tough year

El Padrino said...

Mike ray said nothing wrong
this world is too pc

i hate all races and i should be allowed to say so without ridicule

i even hate myself

El Padrino said...

the word negro makes me uncomfortable

ebntx said...

whats up?

Beth82678 said...

If any of you are ever bored, some good entertainment is scanning some of the early LOV posts and comments. I just did that for August of 2006 and it was interesting seeing the appearance of Tyler (talking about basketball of all things!), all the back and forth about who's posting when, and a surprise reference, that's more enjoyable now, from the Rev about the movie "Invincible" giving him "chills". So now in addition to Prince Chills there should be Papale Chills.

There's tons more good stuff there I'm sure (I may have seen Isiah's first shot about anything Duke related when he attacked Laettner's gayness) but my attention span is too short for much more.

temwr said...

The company that was supposed to fix our furnace decided to "walk away" from the deal.

They are mad because I won't pay some random fees they just made up concerning transferring an insurance policy from the old owner of the house (some old guy) to the new owner (us).

So then I called the Lennox people direct (should have done that right off the bat, 20/20 hindsight) and transferring the policy is going to take about 2 minutes once I get the old dude to sign a piece of paper. Also sure enough there is no transfer fee.

Fuck ML Heating Co

temwr said...

So for the time being I hope it doesn't get too cold out.

ebntx said...

i like the video freak. nothing like watching gay kermit go down on rowlf first thing in the morning.

whocares said...

Re: racial comments



I'm still of the opinion that Rush Limbaugh didnt say anything racist. He was merely making an observation about the media.

ben said...

I don't think Tim Hardaway said anything wrong either...he just shouldn't have backed off his comments.

Gay people don't like basketball anyway, so it's not like it would hurt the league attendance wise.

temwr said...

i did not get to the part where rowlf is in it.


i love rowlf.


i did not know it was spelled rowlf either.

temwr said...

john amechi likes ba skeet ball.

whocares said...

Beth, as the first commentor of the day, how would you prefer your contempt be sent to you?

Via e-mail or standard USPS?

Beth82678 said...

WC, I just figured it would be sent thru the comments, same as always.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I could send you a box with the word contempt inside.

temwr said...

send her a box of poop.

temwr said...

is it illegal to send poop in the mail?

if not i might send some poop to that heating company.

El Padrino said...

Rambo 4, no serious, Rambo 4

temwr said...

haha dude that was set to take over the yankees got divorce papers filed against him.

i would have worked my ass off to keep that marriage going. even if i do hate the yankees.

Beth82678 said...

Freak, with your recent shipping luck the word "contempt" would be all torn up when it arrived.

ebntx said...

and coming next summer, demolition man 7.

ben said...

can't do demolition man 7, wesley snipes is in jail

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Well...I would expect as much, because I'd write, "Please throw this box".

Loaders love nothing more than throwing something.

temwr said...

They would get omar epps to replace him. ala Major League 2.


at least I think that was mr. epps.

ben said...

yeah, that was omar epps, that would be funny. He could have a career just going around and doing wesley snipes sequels...

Passenger 58

temwr said...

drop zone 2 would be cool.

El Padrino said...

Blade Trinity to the third power

murder at 1601

temwr said...

"He could have a career just going around and doing wesley snipes sequels..."

this is funnier to me than it should be.

Money Train 2 - Money Boat

White Man Can Jump

temwr said...

Old Jack City.

it would be a prequel.

ben said...

The NHL rubs off on little kids

whocares said...

Beth,

I was in ATL this past weekend. Didnt hit up any sports bars though, so I'm pretty sire you werent my waitress. We did go out in Buckhead. Five Paces, I believe? Do you hang out in that area?

your paternal parent said...

i was under the assumption that negros wouldnt be hitting the net b/c they *were* lazy.

the heckler obviously has other stereotypes to pull from outside of the american media.

El Padrino said...

freak i've watched that video 8 times now

El Padrino said...

the sheer fact that i like that song has me going back for more

whocares said...

I think I'm gonna throw down on something really unhealthy for lunch.

El Padrino said...

WC, right after that sadly sing

"I HURT MYSELF.....TODAAAYY"

ben said...

Yeah, then go blow Rowlf

Beth82678 said...

WC, I think you're thinking of Little Five Points. I don't go there too much although it's a pretty cool area. But I live out in the NE suburbs so it's about 30-40 minutes away. Buckhead is a cool place too - lots of great restaurants and shopping.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm looking at the Michael Ray stuff...and it sure looks like he's complimenting the Jews.

He said like 7 times that they were "crafty".

Plus, it looks like he called some heckler a fag. He dealt with a heckler like a man instead of Serena's pussy crap.

He should get a bonus.

ben said...

that's why sandy koufax was such a great pitcher...he was crafty.

El Padrino said...

i agree the michael ray stuff, not bad at all

albany sucks

El Padrino said...

i dont mind jews, but i hate the hasidics

ben said...

same with hall of famer..Rod Carew

temwr said...

I don't even know who Michael Ray is or what went on.

temwr said...

you all can fill me in whilst i am at lunch.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Tem...read up here

Steve said...

Biel

Ya'll can thank me later.

whocares said...

Yeah, not real sure what section of town I'm in whenever I'm in Atlanta. We went over for a wedding party, and some buddies of mine who live in Buckhead were at Five Paces.


That place is a shithole. And way to bright for a bar.

whocares said...

Biel = Nazi'd.



Bad times.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Um...so I'm definitely going to see that.

ben said...

shanoff sold a screenplay...


hahahahahahahaahahaahhahahahahaahahahahaahahaahahahaahaha

I hope it's a comedy

whocares said...

I didnt know who Michael Ray Richardson was either. Thanks for the link cunt.

ben said...

re: the biel movie

I will be seeing that for sure.

El Padrino said...

oh biel me

whocares said...

So, the guy was coaching minor league b-ball and that is considered having your life back on track? Dont surgar coat it WWL. Just say that dude was a druggy in the NBA and his life has spiraled down to this coaching gig.

El Padrino said...

they filmed a scene at my local diner

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

whocares said...

And this is probably going to absolutely KILL the Albany Patroons resale value.



Rev, cancel the order for that Patroons jersey immediately!!

ben said...

re: Adam Sandler...I think i mentioned this the other day. His movie with Don Cheadle, "Reign over Me", was not horrible. I think i'd give it 3.5 prince chills

Isiah Thomas said...

I saw MRR's comments yesterday and they didn't seem bad to me.

PC is ruining our country.

Isiah Thomas said...

tem - funny stuff with the sequel/prequels

Isiah Thomas said...

LOV Question of the Day:

You're driving on a road, 3 lanes in both directions, with a median.

An ambulance comes in the opposite direction. Do you pull over?

Me - I don't, other assholes did and I wanted to punch them.

Please advise.

El Padrino said...

i wish Trump was actually fighting Vince McMahon

El Padrino said...

opposite direction!

NO!

ben said...

I pass all those people that pull over.

ben said...

If there wasn't a median, i could see moving over to the far lane, but i'd never stop

Isiah Thomas said...

that's the point....THERE'S A FUCKING MEDIAN PEOPLE.

I zipped right past all of them.

Isiah Thomas said...

I saw Rocky Balboa last night.

eh

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Going for poop 5 since 4:15 AM.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

The ambulance is not going to jump the median.

So you've been surrounded by morons.

Isiah Thomas said...

you can do it deke, push for double digits today

ebntx said...

no pulling over with a median. those people are dumbasses.

ben said...

so it snowed like 2 inches here last night, and now at least half of the office is wearing jeans. WTH? Since when does inclement weather=casual work attire.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rut Ro Tem

UM poaching your coach?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Ben...you're just pissed you didn't think to do it too.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

The new weasel.

This guy really welched on a bet. I think I'm gonna kill him.

Isiah Thomas said...

not a good sign for the Tigers that Kenny Rodgers has a "tired arm" and the season hasn't even started.

ToddPacker said...

tps is dominating today

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Hopefully you haven't shopped at TJ Maxx since 2002.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Here's your Right Guard Girl


3 pics

ben said...

"Hopefully you haven't shopped at TJ Maxx since 2002. "

The banks have known about this for a few months. If your card # was compromised then you'd have already received a letter from your credit card company giving you the option of getting a new account # and card.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Yes, I know, it was a story in January...but they finally said how many people were affected.

ben said...

The funny thing is, if you shop at TJ Maxx, your credit limit probably isn't high enough for an identity thief to buy anything anyway.

ebntx said...

what do they sell at tj maxx? we dont have any here and closest one to me is in san antonio.

El Padrino said...

who is tj maxx?

El Padrino said...

sounds like a porn name

ebntx said...

no elp, that would be tj maxxx.

El Padrino said...

ah

ok

Steve said...

Maybe they entered the waters...maybe they didn't. But those people are fucked up over there. Are they even capable of holding a protest or demonstration without calling out to kill somebody.

Crazy Bastards

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

El P...how close are you to Dean and Grand?

ben said...

TJ Maxx is a store that sells leftover clothes from other retailers. Like Ross if you know what they are. Basically, the stuff that macy's and jc penney and places like that can't sell, they sell to TJ Maxx for like a dollar. It's like the salvation army or Goodwill but with unworn clothes.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm sure the dems will find a way to blame this on Bush - ain't that right rev?

ebntx said...

this would have been funnier.

peyton on snl

and is that the shammy?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Forgot you were in Jersey now.

Nevermind.

Isiah Thomas said...

Shamhoff selling a movie script is disturbing.

The guy isn't funny, what movie did he copy for his script?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

"According to writer Dan Shanoff"

WTH???

No way he gets scoop on this.

Unacceptable.

temwr said...

fuck michigan if they think they can take Belien.


other schools have tried to steal our coaches and failed.

temwr said...

2.5M$ buyout to get coach B.

We can buy a lot of false teef with 2.5M$.

ben said...

shanoff didn't write the joke, one of his readers was there watching the dress rehearsal and wrote in and told him about it.

Isiah Thomas said...

we're taking your coach and you will like it tem.

Isiah Thomas said...

we'll dig up Bo's rotting corpse and trot him out there for a pep talk to beeline - get him pumped up to come up to Ann Arbor.

temwr said...

The jewish comments stuff is way overblown. He even qualifies his statements with things like "it's not a knock", and "which i think is great."

Its not even worth talking about.

Isiah Thomas said...

TP - how much did you end up paying for Final 4 tix?

And does a tix get you both games or are they sold separately?

When does Monday's game tix go on sale?

ebntx said...

so what were the chances that one of his 6 readers would be at a rehearsal for snl.

Isiah Thomas said...

Operation Creampie today?

El Padrino said...

fuck shanoff

The Rev said...

It's just more fun to blame Bush.

So today is my last day of work at the old job, and they actually made me work. How dare they?

However, I do believe they are preparing a goodbye luncheon as we speak. So that makes up for it.

ebntx said...

how long you work there rev?

El Padrino said...

correct me if im wrong but that song "Hurt" is a NIN song...

that Cash just covered

ben said...

Yeah, Hurt is a NIN song

ebntx said...

you are correct sir.

cash stole from soundgarden also.

Isiah Thomas said...

McNabb Chat 1:30 PM EST

We must get a question in from "The Rev" or "Tyson Baby"

El Padrino said...

cash had enough orginial shit to steal whatever he wanted

ben said...

Johnny Cash actually had a whole album of covers, one of his last albums.

El Padrino said...

ask him if he'll play 16 games this year?

The Rev said...

Just read the Michael Ray Richardson stuff for the first time.

This is my view on offensive language... words don't matter as much, it's the intent.

It seems to me that he actually was not intending to be racist. He was just being a moron. Being a moron is more excusable to me than being mean about it.

On the scale of 1-10 in the racism world, I call it a solid 2.

But he is a moron. That's totaly different.

The Rev said...

I've been at this job 3 1/2 years.

Damn... McNabb is chatting and I'll be at lunch.

However, I will authorize the usage of the term "Tyson Baby" for anyone who wishes to submit a question. I would enjoy that.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Maspeth is how far away from Brooklyn?

temwr said...

When you are like 140yrs old you are allowed to cover whatever song you want.

The Rev said...

Yeah, I think Johnny Cash earned the right to cover a few songs at the end.

And from what I heard, the lead singer of NIN was so touched by hearing Cash's version, he cried.

temwr said...

Why does the media have to report this fucking WVU coach news the day we are playing for the NIT crown?

Bastards.

Isiah Thomas said...

the lead singer of NIN was so touched by hearing Cash's version, he cried.

and then he made sweet love to Joke Noah

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll try to get a jersey question submitted by Tyson Baby

ebntx said...

i dont care that he did the cover i was just pointing out. i have that version on the ipod and just as soon as i can find the audio i am adding the kermit one too.

3 1/2 years rev. so they should know you well enough to have tastykakes readily available?

The Rev said...

"I saw the video and it took my breath away. Immediately my throat had a lump in it, and at that point, it really struck home. It was heartbreaking. I had goosebumps, which I have right now even thinking about it. It became really inspiring to me."

Trent Reznor on seeing Johnny Cash's video for Hurt the first time.

OK, maybe he didn't cry. But he got some serious Papale Chills.

ebntx said...

off for lunch to raid the sale rack at radio shack.

El Padrino said...

a bit far freak

it's in Long Island

The Rev said...

"3 1/2 years rev. so they should know you well enough to have tastykakes readily available?"

No, I can get Tastykakes anywhere.

I'm hoping for cheesesteaks though.

El Padrino said...

cash rules

Isiah Thomas said...

everything around me

temwr said...

ok just finished the sad kermit video.

awesomeness.

the rowlf part was hilarious.

Isiah Thomas said...

dolla dolla bills ya'll

ebntx said...

"I'm hoping for cheesesteaks though."

cant you get those anywhere also?

Isiah Thomas said...

vid is blocked

ben said...

papale chills is kind of like papal chills when you see the pope or something.

The Rev said...

No, EB.

Tastykakes are sold everywhere there is food for sale. Cheesesteaks are more of a specialty.

Though any pizza place here makes cheesesteaks. Some better than others.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Okay...well FedEx said the package left Maspeth at 5:15 AM to be delivered.

It doesn't take that to get to Brooklyn.

Oh...just e-mailed the people...apparently there is a 24-hour "processing" time between when they get the package and when they refund my account.

Whores.

Isiah Thomas said...

cash was lucky, he got to marry reese witherspoon

The Rev said...

papale chills is kind of like papal chills when you see the pope or something.

Yes, Vince is so popular around here now, that they actually drive him around in a glass case so he can wave to people.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

are we sure that's how rowlf is spelled?

it just looks funny.

Isiah Thomas said...

rev I didn't like Rocky Balboa...I'd give it half a prince chill out of 5.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rowlf

Since wiki is our source of life.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I just saw this picture and could not stop laughing.

centipedes

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm bored, make me a bicycle clown.

The Rev said...

"rev I didn't like Rocky Balboa...I'd give it half a prince chill out of 5"

I'm the first to admit it wasn't for everyone.

It was way better than Rocky 5, which ain't saying much. I'd even put it above Rocky 4.

But I'm biased.

El Padrino said...

wiki is life

The Rev said...

I'm getting it on DVD for sure.

But I'm waiting until Blockbuster puts it out as a pre-viewed copy. Makes it cheaper.

Isiah Thomas said...

I agree 5 was awful.

I didn't mind 4.

Isiah Thomas said...

and I didn't remember that Little Tina chick and I guess Spider was the other guy they brought back, didn't remember him either.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP did you finally see Three hunney yet?

ben said...

wait, Zeke didn't like Rocky 19...he'll never get an email posted by SG.

El Padrino said...

negative
*hangs head in shame

Isiah Thomas said...

negative
*hangs head in shame

THIS IS MADNESS.

Isiah Thomas said...

AJ Benza was in Rocky Balboa, I laugh at him.

ToddPacker said...

"TP - how much did you end up paying for Final 4 tix?

And does a tix get you both games or are they sold separately?"


haven't pulled the trigger yet, but my friend got me "distant view" seats for all 3 games for $250 (300 level, i think)... waiting to see if something better comes along in the next 24 hours

The Rev said...

Spider was Spider Rigo. He was the dude that Rocky was boxing in the club in the beginning of Rocky I. Spider headbutted Rocky in that fight, and Rocky pounded the shit out of him. That's how Rocky I began.

Little Marie was the girl that Rocky walked home in Rocky I. She was hanging on a street corner with bad kids. He tried to give her advice on how to live, and at the end she flipped him off and said "Screw you, creepo!"

The Rev said...

Boy, TP really tries to go for the home run on everything.

Just being at the Final 4 would be fine by me, even in the cheap seats.

Isiah Thomas said...

the McNabb chat is 4:30 EST

The Rev said...

And speaking of TP... my Tastykakes from yesterday are in limbo. I do not know who wins now.

Isiah Thomas said...

Do you have any idea what the face value is?

The Rev said...

4:30 ET, eh?

Boss might stil be around. It will be my last hour of work.

Interesting development.

ToddPacker said...

and by the way i just recieved the best.news.evar.

the wife is bailing on the atlanta trip... her sister, who is getting married soon, wants her to go wedding dress shopping this weekend with her... i pulled the 'oh, that's too bad, maybe we can take a family trip to see your cousins next month".... looks like my sister-in-law gets the kakes


like cube says... today was a good day

The Rev said...

In fact, I'd probably prefer the cheap seats.

More money for beer and strip clubs later.

Isiah Thomas said...

I just received a "practice email" from someone.

My life has just hit a new low.

ben said...

TP-
how much cash did you give the sister to come up with that excuse for you?

The Rev said...

Well TP, since you are still rightful owner of the Kakes, I will send them to you.

Just e-mail me info.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Cats that look like Hitler

ToddPacker said...

"And speaking of TP... my Tastykakes from yesterday are in limbo. I do not know who wins now."


i would say give the kakes to tem... he had the most suggestions

Isiah Thomas said...

congrats TP, although you left the door open a bit.

ben said...

why are we linking to cats?

Isiah Thomas said...

Kitler's are awesome.

ben said...

TPS caught an elbow from me as I spun and dunked on it.

Isiah Thomas said...

HIIIIIEEEEELLLLLLL.

ToddPacker said...

"TP-
how much cash did you give the sister to come up with that excuse for you? "


she just double the amount of money that i was planning on giving as a wedding gift

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

He bet "Leet" on Jeopardy.

1337

El Padrino said...

ham, proscuitto, fresh mozz

hero

Isiah Thomas said...

$10 bucks is worth it TP.

ben said...

i guess i'm not computer nerd enough to get the 1337 joke.

ebntx said...

"Kitler's are awesome."

catching up on comments while drinking a shake. not cool zeke, i have a mess to clean up now. thanks.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

So no one else thought the centipedes in vagina thing was funny?

God...I could not stop laughing.

Isiah Thomas said...

vagpedes was blocked here.

ebntx said...

maybe it would be funny if it made any sense.

ToddPacker said...

blocked, freak

El Padrino said...

i thought it was funny but i always think the word "vagina" in print is funny

ebntx said...

i think i have said this before, but how is possible that i can view anything on youtube, photobucket, ebay but my employer has me blocked from cnn, fox news or msnbc videos.

ToddPacker said...

that is strange, eb

Beth82678 said...

Here's the Leet explanation, once again courtesy of wikipedia.

Ben, I also had no clue about it.

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"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





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"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino