Thursday, March 29, 2007

Chazz Michael Michaels

Since Opening Day is Sunday allow me break a few things down......

NL EAST
Mets 93-69 : I'm a homer
Braves 91-71 : They're bbbaaaacccckkk
Phillies 82-80 : Why not us? : Cause our bullpen blows
Nationals 65-97 : Just awful baseball in DC this year

NL Central
Astros 91-71 : Clemens you whore!
Reds 86-76 : Surprise!
Cardinals 80-82 : World Series hangover
Cubs 79-83 : Look out for the Cubbies in 08' (chuckle)
Brewers 74-88 : I got nothing other than the Sausage races.
Pirates 69-93 : Um, nice park though....

NL West
Giants 89-73 : The Bochy factor
Dodgers 88-74 : So close yet so far, hahahahaha, fuck the Dodgers
Diamondbacks 80-82 : The 2006 Marlins of this year
Padres 78-84 : The Bochy ex-factor
Rockies 71-91 : Not good when you lose most of your home games

AL East
Yankees 100-82 : Arod. MVP.
Blue Jays 92-70 : Division winner but not really
Red Sox 90-72 : No one cares anymore, Hi Bill!
Orioles 74-88 : Talk about up shit's creek
Devil Rays 65-97 : Life sucks for a Devil Ray.

Al Central
Tigers 102-60 : Pitching. Loaded.
Twins 99-63 : Cy Johan.
Indians 90-72 : 1 little, 2 little, 3 little Indians..... almost crash the party
White Sox 82-80 : What's the matter, no one loves Ozzie anymore?
Royals 63-99 : Kill yourself.

AL West
Angels 90-72 : Scioscia is fat
Rangers 88-74 : Buck not there, they win.
A's 78-84 : Moneyball's
Mariners 70-92 : Will Ichiro be gone by July?

Wild Card : Braves, Twins

Long story short Mets win everything. Why? Because I wrote it.
If this were Rev he'd say Why not us? If it were freak he'd say Cubs.

Wrestlemania 23 this weekend. They are always worth the $35.99.

GTOWN!!!!!-- i got them to win it all, can't back down now.
Haven't figured out UCLA/FL game yet. Leaning towards taking the points..which is UCLA +3.5
It frightens me that everyone is taking Florida.....

Entertaining game last night between Suns and Warriors

Hey Bill, enough is enough already!

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The Rev said...

bagels

El Padrino said...

i'd be sleeping if i were you

temwr said...

Arod MVP? I hope not.

temwr said...

that post was Grandma good.

ToddPacker said...

nice post, ep...

temwr said...

BTW the refs in the NIT game were about 100 times better than the refs in the NCAAs this year.

ToddPacker said...

although i like the brew crew to be the surprise team in the nl central

temwr said...

Brew Crew will be good because they made a movie about how they sucked and then got good.

See Major League / Cleveland Indians for precedent

Also Major League III / Twins

ToddPacker said...

ucla scares me.... i think there is a high revenge factor

El Padrino said...

everyone thinks the brew crew will be a shock team

reds i think will sneak up on a few teams

temwr said...

actually in the movie the brew crew just made it to .500.

So that is where they will end up.

ToddPacker said...

the kermit video from yesterday was hilarious

ebntx said...

i must have watched sad kermit about 7 times last night. it was hilarious.

you can download the video and mp3 on sadkermit.com.

temwr said...

i am on donut 3 now.

Steve said...

i wish I had a donut

Steve said...

or a Bacon Egg and Cheese McGridle

El Padrino said...

mmm donut

temwr said...

i wanted a so sage mc muffin this morning, but decided against it.

El Padrino said...

no meat today

stop talking sausage

temwr said...

Day 1 of the John Beilein watch begins today.

jugdish said...

Nice post, but no way the Sox finish fourth in the AL Central. Their pitching is still decent, and their offense will be better this year.

temwr said...

Hollinger says S. Nash is the 7th most underpaid player in the NBA.

temwr said...

AL central will be very tough.

I can see them finishing 4th.

whocares said...

I'm with you EP. No meat on Friday. It really sucks.

El Padrino said...

that central AL is rough
jug you can't really say for certain the sox will do well

you can say the AL wild card will come out of there though

El Padrino said...

potatoe and egg hero for lunch WC

jugdish said...

True, and the Sox are my homer pick as well. A lot of people picked Cleveland to take that division last year and they didn't come close.

whocares said...

Tuna fish sammiches here. And some of the guys from work are hitting BWW at lunch.


This better be some big points with the man upstairs.

ben said...

No meat for me today either...it's to subway for tuna sandwich...they call me "big tuna" around here.

jugdish said...

Even the man upstairs is probably having a steak for lunch.

And why is fish not meat, but chicken is?

ben said...

tem-
I'm going to have to give the prime z a shot. It won't happend until late afternoon though when the only people that seem to be around are me and zeke.

ToddPacker said...

i haven’t done the no meat on friday during lent since 7th or 8th grade.... going with a big fat burger for lunch today

jugdish said...

I'll bet Rev is having meat today, if he can have meat I think you can too.

ben said...

"And why is fish not meat, but chicken is?"

The story I was told is...Originally catholics ate no meat for the entire duration of lent. The fisherman complained to the pope at the time that they were going poor because of this, so he decided to allow fish on fridays as a consolation.

ToddPacker said...

the pope was down with fishmongers

ben said...

plus fishing is very symbolic or something...like the apostles all started out as fisherman...i don't know.

ben said...

I hope these bars come to my town

ToddPacker said...

joe francis seems like a real dirtbag

ben said...

I like that they call the girls gone wild dude a "mastermind". Because he's such a genius to videotape girls flashing their breasts.

jugdish said...

I bet the pope had bacon and eggs this morning!

ben said...

The way i look at joe francis is he's that guy who lived in the frat house that got girls trashed and then let all his friends watch him have sex with them...he's the posterboy for date rape.

El Padrino said...

joe francis is my hero

El Padrino said...

fish don't have legs

that's why they are not meat

El Padrino said...

i dont eat tuna unless it's a tuna steak

my name is not garfield

ben said...

garfield likes lasagna

temwr said...

Legs = meat?

temwr said...

fish mongers were a powerful union back in the day.

ben said...

then i should be able to eat rattlesnake on fridays too.

jugdish said...

So would eating snake count as meat? It tastes like chicken.

temwr said...

snake is not OK?

i should know these things, but don't.

El Padrino said...

no, snake is not meat
anything with legs is considered meat

ben said...

what about tadpoles? They don't have legs...yet.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Who the hell would want to eat snake?

whocares said...

I think I'm changing my lunch from tuna fish sammich to tadpole sammich. Sounds tasty.

ben said...

fried rattlesnake is actually pretty good.

temwr said...

tadpoles look like sperm.

whocares said...

In the south, some people will eat just about anything.


You'd be surprised.

temwr said...

so if you found a legless cow you could eat it?

temwr said...

i am going to genetically engineer some legless cows and market them to the catholics.


and then die and go to hell.

jugdish said...

Fried anything is actually pretty good!

whocares said...

God doesnt like people trying to find loopholes in his system.

El Padrino said...

i'm all for it tem

jugdish said...

Can you eat a spider on Friday's during lent?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Ben...I sent you another trade offer.

whocares said...

Excuse me. *His system.

jugdish said...

Hey, if the pope changed the rule to allow fish, he can also change the rule to allow wings!

whocares said...

I'm pretty sure spiders are okay any time of year. So arer ants, moths, bumblebees.


Any insect is good.

whocares said...

Maybe th good people at BWW need to go to the Pope and say that this whole no chicken on Friday is killing their business.

It worked for the fishermen.

ToddPacker said...

centipedes?

jugdish said...

hot dogs?

whocares said...

Centipedes? No. According to scripture, no centipedes (vaginal or otherwise) during lent.

temwr said...

BWW here has "fish."

Which looks very similar to their chicken tender.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Per Beth's Myspace:

Hello to all my myspace friends in my first ever bulletin. :-)

Some of you I talk to pretty much every day (yes, I mean you H.) and others rarely, but I just wanted to give each of you a heads up. Today I'll only be around a very little bit and this weekend and next week I won't be around at all as tomorrow I'm off on a cruise with my friend Steph. (Yay me! :-)) So if you message me or leave me a comment and I don't respond, that's why. Just don't give up on me as I'll be back eventually, hopefully well-rested and quite tan even though I'll also be quite broke. :-)

Talk to you all later.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Could it be a lesbian cruise?

We can only hope.

El Padrino said...

the gollum is eating a cheese, honey, butter and jelly sandwhich right now

El Padrino said...

rosie o'donnell cruise

ill

whocares said...

For the record, I've won 29 straight games of freecell since Monday. I am trying to break my own record of 45 straight.

I'm on the edge of my seat.

ben said...

When I was in school I had a goal of beating every free cell game, I started with #1 and went from there...I lost track and quit.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

So Tem...apparently lost in all the celebration last night for WV was the ability to spell.

West Virgina

ben said...
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temwr said...

they never knew how to spell

jugdish said...

So I know I was away for awhile...what happened to thejaywhite? Did he retire or go to prison for not paying debts?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I hope he died.

ToddPacker said...

tjw is devoting all of his attention to his latest math paper

jugdish said...

for one of his 17 weekly classes

ben said...

last we heard, he had met a girl, that could be "girlfriend" material....he came back for like 10 minutes one day after that

ben said...

tp-
I know i'm dense but is your screenname your actual name, or as a tribute to the guy on the office?

El Padrino said...

jaywhite has died of AIDS

please, a moment of silence





annnnddd
done

ben said...

damn 4 and 6 are not prime numbers....1,3,5,7

ben said...

or does the prime number have to be the entire number after the colon in the time?

ebntx said...

so is winning an nit even something to be proud of?

ben said...

for example, 37 is a prime number, am I shooting but 35 is not, but the 5 is.

ToddPacker said...

"I know i'm dense but is your screenname your actual name, or as a tribute to the guy on the office?"


the office.... one of the good packer repeats was on last night

ben said...

I'm using NIT good when giving reviews next week. "You know you've been pretty good this past year. You're not upper echelon, we're talking NIT quality."

ben said...

TP-
I had thought that back when I first started here, but wasn't sure...and after the office marathon last night, I had to ask.

ben said...

So are you a big William Hung fan?

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - good post.

Nats - you're way too high, they will Suck.

Reds - really?

Giants - they'll finish last.

Dodgers - overrated.

DBacks - nice Marlins comparison. They have a lot of youngsters. SP's are all "workhorses" but they shipped their best/most reliable RP to the yanks for RJ.

Royals - ahahahahahahahaah

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't catch up this morn.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Crew will take the central.

Isiah Thomas said...

my name is not garfield


aahahahahhahaahah

Isiah Thomas said...

one of the Taco Bell's out here had a "Lent Menu" up the other day.

I resisted tearing it down.

Isiah Thomas said...

Deke - Final Poop Count from yesterday?

Please advise.

Isiah Thomas said...

Ben - big game tonight, McNuggets @ Suns.

Suns got steamrolled last night, don't let that final score fool you.

They gave up 45 in the first.

The second team almost brought them back though.

ben said...

yeah, the mcnuggets shall fall below .500 again after tonight...although there was a "touching" story about Nene and Captain Barbosa and their love for each other when they were younger, today in the paper.

ben said...

Nitro from American Gladiators is chatting today on the WWL

Isiah Thomas said...

a "touching" story about Nene and Captain Barbosa and their love for each other when they were younger,


NOOOOOOOOOO. The Captain is my personal hero. This can't be.

ben said...

yep...Nene even had the nuggets convinced to draft Barbosa, but the spurs snagged him before the nugs picked in the 2nd round.

ToddPacker said...

Captain Barbosa hosts

ben said...

brazilians are very affectionate.

brett™ said...

no movies tonight, just a litre of absolut to entertain me

Isiah Thomas said...

TP - you're driving right? when are you leaving, how far is that shit.

Isiah Thomas said...

The Captain hosts hot white women - only.

ben said...

captain barbosa's screenname is kodiac130

Isiah Thomas said...

we're close to crossing a line with The Captain. He is my hero.

Isiah Thomas said...

btw, this is our 200th post today.

Quite a milestone for a bunch of ear muff wearing fools.

ToddPacker said...

"TP - you're driving right? when are you leaving, how far is that shit"


leaving sometime this afternoon, (when the tps says its ok)... it's a 6-7 hour ride...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nine # 2s total. I fell off.

Isiah Thomas said...

Waymon Tisdale has knee cancer.

knee cancer?

Good thing it wasn't back cancer, he might have needed a back-e-otomy.

temwr said...

when i first thought of prime I thought just the last digit.

1,2,3,5,7

I think 2 is one. I should know this. I have a degree in the shit.

But if you master that we can move you to where you use all the minutes.

El Padrino said...

thanks zeke

nene said...

That's right little buddy, show them what I use when we're alone.

El Padrino said...

this talk of prime numbers scare me

nene said...

nene scares everyone away

El Padrino said...

nene means "boy" in spanish

ToddPacker said...

i thought boy was niño.... i just wanted to use the ñ

El Padrino said...

true tp but spanish slang says otherwise

nene said...

they speak portugese in Brazil

nene said...

nene is portugese for baby.

temwr said...

this talk of spanish slang scares me.

temwr said...

lunch was good today


but i am still thirsty.

ToddPacker said...

what about talk if prime numbers using spanish slang?

El Padrino said...

i'd be horrified

ToddPacker said...

tem you already ate lunch after eating all those donuts?

El Padrino said...

something about today totally sucks

cant put my finger on it but im pretty sure it's because of work

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I should eat lunch.

Seems appropriate for this time of day.

El Padrino said...

tem = drew carey

nene said...

tem is trying to replace rev as our resident fat guy.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Got my refund back.

I'm happy.

Isiah Thomas said...

but you have no 360

Isiah Thomas said...

TP - even though wifey and the fam aren't making the trip, you're still murdering Poochie right?

Please advise.

The Rev said...

Jesus H Christ...

It's my day off, and I've had contractors at the home all day drilling a hole in my house for a dryer vent. They've been drilling for like two hours. The noise sucks.

And I'm still waiting for a furniture delivery. I couldn't even sleep in. And I can't leave the house til it's done.

On the plus side, I just watched a bunch of Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper matches from the early 80's from On Demand.

temwr said...

yes donuts followed by an early lunch.

lunch was a club sandwich though, so nothing too heavy.

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

So Nash had 8 dimes at the break but only ended up with 9 for the game? What happened in the second half?

nene said...

nash was overtaken by the force that is Baron Davis

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

But I will have it Monday when I go out and buy it.

And I can live with that.

nene said...

why do you wait until monday?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Everyone's predicting the Cubs will finish right around 500.

I'm not sure if I'm satisfied with that or not.

Isiah Thomas said...

BD was playing like Magic last night except for the disappearing hiv.

D'antoni pulled the starters at the begining of the 4th.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Because I'm gonna be gone for the weekend.

Plus, the money has to be transfered from my paypal to my bank account. That takes a couple of days.

ToddPacker said...

i was going to skip lunch, since i'm leaving early for atlanta, but that seems like a ridiculous idea... what did lunch do to deserve that kind of treatment... i’m going to get lunch... with extra meat

ToddPacker said...

the dog is still alive

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

"the force that is Baron Davis"

ahahahahaha!

I bet BD uses that as his bedroom line. "are you ready for the force that is baron davis"

ToddPacker said...

rev congrats on the i-pod... nice going away present

jugdish said...

Welcome to the world of home ownership, there is always something that has to be done it seems!

ben said...

If I was stuck at home waiting for furniture delivery, i'd be pretty drunk by now.

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

"Are you ready for Magic...without the AIDS?"

That's his other line.

Isiah Thomas said...

the dog is still alive

this disappoints us.

Isiah Thomas said...

does this mean your house didn't have a drier?

ben said...

I could see Baron Davis pulling the "i am Baron von Davis, ruler of this bed"

Isiah Thomas said...

rev what time are you going to bed bath and beyond? Leave some time for Home Depot.

ebntx said...

tps has been slayed for the day, 3 minutes behind schedule but i can live with that. lunch soon and then coast during the pm.

Isiah Thomas said...

"Are you ready for Magic...without the AIDS?"


ahaahahahahah

BD is a closer.

temwr said...

I am leaving early today as well.

Which increased the chances of early lunch.

If you leave at 3 and go to lunch at 1:30 you will get trouble.

You need to have some face time in the office after lunch.

ben said...

big boss man likes to roll over to my office around 4:45 on a friday with something that "just has to be done" i'm going to go all office space and hide from him this week

ben said...

I'm headed out to see blades of glory tonight...

ebntx said...

just tell him you have a meeting with the bobs.

Isiah Thomas said...

Don't fuck with women's volleyball in Greece

THIS IS MADNESS

ben said...

I tried some of that Sam Adams cherry wheat beer. I hated it. I don't know how I could have liked it 6 years ago, it tastes like cough syrup.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm pretty sure I have to buythis.

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

Sam Adams cherry wheat - never had it. I had a few pints of the Boston Lager last night though and they were excellent. Went to a bar to watch the Preds/Wings game with a few friends. Got the "just because you're not driving doesn't mean you have to drink like it" line from the wife as i was leaving.

El Padrino said...

hate cherry wheat as well


mvn, i hear that line every weekend

El Padrino said...

that controller is gay

El Padrino said...

greece is nuts

temwr said...

From espn chat today:

Matt (New York): Hey Matt. I've asked this question for 2 weeks and nobady answers. What will the bucs do at 4. What do they do if calvin is taken? Trade down?

Matt Mosley: (12:26 PM ET ) Matt, I'm hear for you. Relax on this one. My people say that Calvin Johnson will be there...Take him and never look back. My guy with the Lions says they would absolutely love to take him but are afraid of being made fun of...I'm serious!

temwr said...

freak why don't you just buy some colts stickers and stick them on the free one you get with the console?

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

If you play Madden with that controller be sure it the new one. In all the past versions that controller will give you a great regular season and piss itself in the playoffs.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

The Lions are afraid of being made fun of.

Priceless.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Yeah...40 bucks is too much for that.

It was a nice thought.

ben said...

I don't care who would laugh at me, if I was Matt Millen, I'd draft CJ.

ben said...

that would be a scary combination at WR, much like what Arizona has...but then again it hasn't really helped AZ win many games.

El Padrino said...

smith and wollensky was great last night

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

If you were Matt Millen everyone would hate you.

El Padrino said...

if the lions dont need cj they should not draft him

the draft is for need

El Padrino said...

matt millen hates matt millen

ebntx said...

the lions are afraid to be made fun of now?

we need fh here to drop his 2 cents on this.

ben said...

"If you were Matt Millen everyone would hate you."

Everyone except the Ford Family...plus i'd be rich.

ben said...

I look at it this way, at least people talk about the lions. Any press is good press.

The Rev said...

I am on beer #2. I started a little later.

I have a dryer. I just need a vent to the outside of the house.

The workers have been drilling close to 3 hours now. I apparently have very thick walls.

And now... the furniture people called. They had to push my delivery back to 1:30 to 4:30.

I can't even leave the house. I'm trapped.

But at least I am trapped with beer.

Oh yeah... fat guy story of the week. I broke a step ladder today.

temwr said...

I'd draft this player


safe for work, but not for your eyes.

ben said...

i wonder what wayne fontes is doing these days. Probably hanging out with Scott Mitchell

Tyler said...

I hate work.

Tyler said...

And French.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Lions CANNOT draft another receiver. My friends don't understand the concept.

jugdish said...

How is Pavano the opening day starter for the Yankees?

ben said...

I'd draft the chick in the purple bikini

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Yanks might be in trouble with Pavano as their #1.

ben said...

when does the first week of fantasy baseball start? sunday?

temwr said...

It would be cool if Millen drafted Bridget Moyahan and said "we hope she learned something from Tom and she should help us sell some tickets. We are going to suck no matter who we draft, so this seemed like a neato idea."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Clarkson looks terrific. :(

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