Friday, March 02, 2007

Car Wars

Sad start to the morning

Moment of silence....................

Bron Bron had three chances to put a stop to the illness that is the Mavericks but he could not hit a pair of free throws and two open three pointers. So onto a nother 14 game winning streak .
I'd like to fast forward if I may to June for the Suns @ Mavericks Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. Barring injuries this has to happen.

Portland was up by 46 at one point on Charlotte. Way to make MJ proud guys.
Seattle wins in one of the most boring games I've ever wtinessed.

ACC champs, can you say VIRGINIA!!! A win over Wake on Saturday and not Duke, not NC but Virginia wins the ACC. Which brings up a point about conference tourney's.....are they necessary? don't get me wrong I love them and enjoy them but.......it's something to discuss in the comments.

Showdown Saturday with Kansas facing those damn Longhorns. I'm guessing Kansas wins but it will be a hell of a game and I won't be shocked if Texas wins. Kansas is deep but those freshmon for the Horns are nasty and fearless.

Joe Horn upset over his cut.....I can see it, the guy gave his heart and soul to that city after Katrina. There is no more loyalty in the NFL, been like that for awhile now.

Raiders looking to sign Garcia (37 and gay) instead of taking Jamarcus Russell. Wise choice (toungue in cheek). However, I will say this. If they plan on doing this here is how I would go about it. Sign Garcia, 2 year deal. Draft either one of the top three, Calvin Johnson, Joe Thomas or Adrian Peterson (I'd draft Calvin) then for your 2nd or 3rd round pick (watch the board) you take a Drew Stanton or Kevin Kolb. And to round out your draft, since your defense is pretty good, you keep looking for offensive help. Grab a OL or two, snatch up Kenny Irons or a Selvin Young. I could fix this team in a minute. I love drafts and can't wait to rock a mock one for LOV.

Today's mission if you choose to accept it. Ignore Clemens talk. He's a whore.

I saw the making of 300 on HBO last night. Fucking stoked. In fact the day it comes out, I'm thinking about coming to work dressed as a Spartan. Today I will be known as King Leonidas.

Hi Bill.

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temwr said...

What? No comments?

El Padrino said...

re: conf tourney

if you go 2-10 in conference play why should you get a shot at winning four in a row, on a neutral court and get an at large bid into the dance

temwr said...

I watched the end of Pros vs Joes last night, embarrassing for all involved.

I am convinced that they go the route of that stupid 5th grader show and pick people who are unathletic.

These bastards couldn't catch a hail mary pass, they didn't even know to look up for the fucking ball. I swear Joe 1 ran into the endzone, never raised his eyes and tried to catch the ball as it fell 10 yards in front of him...

ben said...

re: conf tourney

That's the american dream. But some conferences, not everybody makes the tourney, so you have to be decent.

temwr said...

re: conf tourney


because the big dance is all about underdogs baby!! Cinderella lives here baby!!

ben said...

Bron Bron's dunk last night was pretty sick.

temwr said...

awesome dunk.

El Padrino said...

if wake wins the acc tourney it will prove my point

or st johns winning the big east

it's dumb to me

ben said...

EL Pad-
I hope you heeded my advice on the mavs game.

El Padrino said...

bron bron's free throws were sick too

El Padrino said...

i had the mavs first half
didnt fuck with those 10 points for the game

ben said...

It's even worse in the smaller conferences then ACC or Big East. Imagine VMI beating Winthrop. Does Winthrop still get in? Probably, but it didn't used to be a guarantee.

temwr said...

Mad TPS reports today, so I will not be here much today.

your paternal parent said...

how can your game be so nice, but u cant hit a damn FT?

dont give me "end of the game fatigue" either. that mafugger bricks em in the 1st.

ben said...

Playstation's getting the "rumble" back

your paternal parent said...

texas gives me a chub

ben said...

LeBron is going all Tim Duncan from the FT line. It's just laziness, he doesn't put in the time working on it.

And he is the worst "clutch" superstar that I can remember.

your paternal parent said...

Bron's FT %/season

.754, .750, .738, .675

steadily declining...


MJ woulda sunk em.

El Padrino said...

yea, no excuse

the whole year his approach has been

lax-o-dasicle

ben said...

that slutty chick from American Idol didn't get voted off last night. It made me laugh my ass off because the judges insinuated that the only reason she was still there was because of her "popularity"

your paternal parent said...

this is the new nba, fook fundamentals.

your paternal parent said...

btw, Radmanoivic's new nickname from his teammates is Slalom.

Isiah Thomas said...

LBJ needs to hit dem FT's....but as for being lazy, even MJ couldn't make chicken soup out of Eric Snow, Varajao, Z, Marshall, etc.

ben said...

Yeah, but MJ never had his FT% go down. That's laziness because FT are all about repitition and practice.

Isiah Thomas said...

for big conferences, conference tourneys don't matter except for an underdog winning. And when an "upset" happens in a "super" conference it just hurts the little guys.

Isiah Thomas said...

ben : "LBJ needs to hit dem FT's...."

Isiah Thomas said...

and I'm not comparing bron and MJ per se, just saying that the Cavs, besides Lebron, aren't even D league caliber good.

your paternal parent said...


myspace strikes again

Isiah Thomas said...

EP, nice description of Garcia, let's hope EPSN adopts it

"....Oakland signed Jeff Garcia, 37 and gay, formerly of the Eagles today....."

ben said...

LeBron James is now 27-for-46 (58.7 percent) this season on late-game pressure free throws (defined by the Elias Bureau as attempts in the final five minutes of the fourth quarter or in OT with neither team leading by more than four points). He is making 68.4 percent of his free throws in all other situations this season.

Isiah Thomas said...

and Slalom got his wit a five hunney thousand fine for that injury.

ben said...

Slalom's injury is about as stupid as when Luc Longley broke his collarbone body surfing.

Isiah Thomas said...

his teammates were barely making layups at the end of the game last night....

The Rev said...

Jeff Garcia, gay?

But what about his beard... I mean, his girlfriend?

ben said...

sweet, Bill Walton is chatting today.

El Padrino said...

it would be a dream if ESPN reported it like that

...waiting for rev to link pic of garcia's wife or girlfriend

your paternal parent said...

mj had bill wennington pulling him down.

ben said...

I'm not questioning his teammates or that he played a hell of a game last night, finally. All i'm saying is the FT goes to his work ethic and "desire". Although he had the desire last night.

The Rev said...

Conference tournaments... completely unnecessary.

Fun to watch though. I had a press pass to the A-10 tourney 10 years ago when it was in Philly, and I enjoyed that immensely. It's more bayskeetball to watch.

But in the end, just unnecessary.

For the smaller conferences, just give the berth to the regular season winner. None of this Florida International upsetting the conference leader to go to the dance with a 15-17 record like a few years ago.

your paternal parent said...

cavs as a whole are easily one of the shittiest 'contender' teams, if not the worst. as far as hype/expectations vs actual substance.

ben said...

Yeah, Garcia is engaged/married? to a playboy model...if that isn't going overboard to try and prove how gay he isn't

ben said...

I don't know wtf I was trying to say.

Ron Ron said...

Wennington, Longly, who was the other white oaf in the 3 headed monster trilogy? I remember he played at Vandy.

El Padrino said...

hey listen
if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and talks like a duck
by golly, it's a duck

ben said...

Bill Wennington always reminded me of the big bearded dude in Superman 2

El Padrino said...

PERDUE!!!!!

El Padrino said...

WILL PERDUE

Ron Ron said...

Meiz have you hit up Paul Shirley on myspace yet?

Ron Ron said...

"if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and talks like a duck
by golly, it's a duck"

Scientific proof. The same works for weasels.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Ron, do you still call Naptown your home?

Jeff Garcia, Gay said...

Why does Tim Hardaway hate me?

Ron Ron said...

Yes! Wennington, Longly and Perdue. Thanks El P. Those guys had the collective dribbling skills of Edward Scissor Hands.

Jeff Garcia, Gay said...

you guys are just jealous because i have a sthuper hot wife

Jeff Garcia, Gay said...

Rev-
When are you going to get my jersey?

Jeff Garcia, Gay said...

Justh because I experimented with guysth while I was in the CFL doesn't make me gay. It's cold up there.

Isiah Thomas said...

tonight we dine.....IN HELL!

Isiah Thomas said...

ron ron was it rusty la rue?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

ben is gay

Jeff Garcia, Gay said...

Hey zeke-
where's that scrumptious Harry Potter picture you had yesterday.

your paternal parent said...

plummer to the bucs.

mark it down.

ben said...

ok, that's enough of that.

Isiah Thomas said...

you want lobsta, I'm thinking Burga Kang

The Rev said...

Jeff...

your jersey will be on the clearance rack for $19 soon.

They'll be right next to the leftover TO jerseys.

The Rev said...

The new LOV trend...

switching your profile pic to an athelte for a few comments.

ben said...

broncos stockpiling draft picks

Ron Ron said...

Freak - Nap town is dear to me. I really liked Indiana. Mostly because there was no regulations on fireworks. As for my home? I really only consider my skin my home. My mansuit. I always feel at home cause I'm always in my home. That said I left skin on every court I've ever played on. I ball with the intensity. Tenaciously. Visicously. So really I've left pieces of home all over the country. One day I'll move back to New York.

ben said...

zeke with the Ice Cube

ben said...

re: ron ron

There's no place like home.

Isiah Thomas said...

your jersey will be on the clearance rack for $19 soon.


And rev will be rifling through them looking for a XXXXL. He can't pass up a $19 jersey.

ben said...

i'm having an off day, i need a shot of jager to get me going

The Rev said...

Gimmie a break Zeke.

I can still fit 3x.

Isiah Thomas said...

Mostly because there was no regulations on fireworks. As for my home? I really only consider my skin my home. My mansuit. I always feel at home cause I'm always in my home

If I was drinking something I would have spit it out laughing at the fireworks line.

JCT said...

If Calvin Johnson can make Reggie Ball (the worst four year starter in NCAA history) look like an average QB, he should be able to make Garcia look like a slightly above average NFL QB. At least that's what the Raiders are probably thinking.

ben said...

will the lettering be right on the jersey though?

rev-
did you take your hair dryers and head down to the jersey shop?

O-Tag said...

ME MONGO!

MONGO LIKE CANDY!

ben said...

Ostertag, aren't you sad that Amaechi lied to you. He said you're the one person he wished he'd have confided in. Doesn't that make you feel special.

El Padrino said...

calvin johnson is a man.



mansuit parallel to skin on body...
mvn still laughing....

Isiah Thomas said...

the change the name/pic deal is getting out of hand, its lessening the greatness of ron ron

Ron Ron said...

Rusty LaRue - that cat got a championship ring made even though he wasn't on the playoff roster. The towel boyz worked harder and saw more air time than that fool.

El Padrino said...

ron ron does garcia go flower picking?

The Rev said...

I made a trip to M&N.

The salesguy there actually said to me when I brought it up to him, "Well you know, we can't get everything right all the time."

I thought that was the point of making authentic jerseys.

Ron Ron said...

Ron Ron has to step into the booth and set the mic on fire for a few.

The Rev said...

I won't do the pic change again then.

Don't want to go to the well too often.

your paternal parent said...

pretenders will tarnish ronrons legacy.

ben said...

Authentic: pretty close to what it looks like, but not exactly...but we'll charge you as if it was game worn.

The Rev said...

If you hear in the news of vandalism in Center City Philadelphia at the M&N store over the weekend, I want you all to know I had nothing to do with it.

ben said...

when I read the Bill Walton chats I hear his voice in my head. Is that a good thing or a bad thing.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Who's jct?

The Rev said...

I guess the term authentic never really applies.

In this case, just call em close enough.

Isiah Thomas said...

"Well you know, we can't get everything right all the time."


WTF. For three hunney they bet get right. Can't get right don't play fo 3 hunney.

The Rev said...

That's a terrible thing Ben.

In fact, I think you might need to jam a pencil in your eye to make it stop. That's the only way out.

Isiah Thomas said...

good call freak, jct step up to the mic and give us your combine results.

Isiah Thomas said...

Ben that is horrrrrrible.

Ron Ron said...

Re: Gracia

Are there flowers in dudes asses? If so then yes. Only picking sounds like one or two. that dudes a mo'flippin flower harvester. Like he was trying to end world hunger with that shit. TO told me the truth about him.

Now I'm steppin into the booth fo sho. Gotta spit my lyrical game.

ben said...

Rev-
At least they didn't say, "who the hell is Papale? Is that your last name or something."

The Rev said...

Yay, a delurker!

Talk to us JCT. Let's hear from ya.

JCT said...

8 inch vertical
5.4 40
bench 225 - 1/2 rep

JCT said...

I've casually been reading for a few months, but I'm in and out of the office so much, I never have a chance to contribute. Luckily, it's a slow day today.

Isiah Thomas said...

Rev don't scare the kid away.

The Rev said...

Ben...

if they had said that, I would be forced into some sort of action.

But they had a security guard at the front door of the store. He's an older guy though. I think I could have taken him.

ben said...

JCT-
What's your position on weasels?

your paternal parent said...

"Well you know, we can't get everything right all the time."

i wouldve left my nutz on that doods chin. wtf kind of excuse is that?

you dont get it right, but u feel confident enough to have people drop 3-hundo on your shit? spare me the excuses and just say "yeah we fucked up and hoped people wouldnt care enough to complain, or even realize the difference.."

THAT is why its not done correctly.

The Rev said...

I don't scare kids away Zeke.

I eat children.

Isiah Thomas said...

Are there flowers in dudes asses? If so then yes. Only picking sounds like one or two. that dudes a mo'flippin flower harvester.

jesus christ, I (heart) ron ron, but not in a Jeff Garcia way.

Isiah Thomas said...

well played rev, all praise to allah.

Isiah Thomas said...

8 in vert and half a rep will fit in nicely round these parts.

your paternal parent said...

rev, u said that the Papale lettering was similiar to a diff. era..

does M&N sell (or used to sell) another Eagles player's jersey from that 'other' era? im wondering if they already had the letters/numbers availble, and just decided to try to push it past people.

Isiah Thomas said...

ron ron when you get back, hit us up with your thoughts on big headed babies with face tats.

ben said...

I don't know, 5.4 40 is pretty fast. JCT might give some guys a run in the LOV-lympics.

ben said...

One of the chicks who got booted off of American Idol last night, got so emotional she couldn't even sing her song...it was awesome, way to crush a kid's spirit america.

your paternal parent said...

i heart ronron in an extremely homosexual way.

JCT said...

The 5.4 is when I am sober. I usually get a DNF when I'm drunk.

Spaceman Spiff said...

you are all in for a treat:

Kardashian clips

Isiah Thomas said...

and yesterday's "wouldn't a school be safer than their double wide" comment...

its being reported that schools were getting ripped apart...

moral of the story:

school is taught in double wides down south.

ben said...

actual question in the Bill Walton chat:
"chris webber joining the pistons has produced a similar result as dylan jamming with the dead -- a synergy of 2 unique forces. Are they the team to beat"

ben said...

spiff, i think those are NSFW.

ben said...

re: tornadoes

I guess the three little pigs story doesn't apply to tornadoes as one of the kids said he got hit with bricks from the building.

The Rev said...

YPP...

M&N sells a lot of 1980 Eagles jerseys. This is the first 76 jersey.

But, the jerseys from 76 to 80 are basically the same. Lettering and everything. They didn't change in that period. And they got the lettering 100% right on the 1980 jerseys. So they have gotten it right before.

My theory... they had the design correct at first. I saw the pic of the original design which was on their website and still on NFLshop.com. On the design, the lettering is perfect. But I think when they shipped it overseas to get it done, which I know they did cause the salespeople told me it was an overseas job, the overseas people didn't get it right and half-assed it.

But since this thing took 4 months and a lot of hassle to produce (which I also know cause the salespeople shared that with me when I used to call them to check on the status of the delivery... they were getting fed up with the process too), they're trying to get what they can out of it anyway.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Re: Girly Shirley on myspace...I'm doing it within 10 minutes.

Spaceman Spiff said...

youre right, attentian all, re: kardashian clips

NSFYW(not safe for your work)

Spaceman Spiff said...

youre gonna keep a jersey that 300 was spent on, when it was made for a few bucks in asia?

Isiah Thomas said...

god bless you spiff.

ben said...

how hard is it to produce a jersey? that's ridiculous that it took 4 months. Was it sewn by hand by a little asian lady in a rocking chair and she kept falling asleep or something?

Isiah Thomas said...

If I ever start up a celeb nip slip bi-niss, spiff will be my CEO.

The Rev said...

Believe me, I didn't know about the overseas thing until a couple of weeks ago. A salesperson dropped that on me on one of my calls there. I thought they did it all in the USA before. Guess that changed.

I'm still debating. But I might keep it just because it was a special gift that my lady went through a long process to get for me. I'm sentimental like that.

I will guarandamntee though that Mitchell and Ness has seen the last of our money.

The Rev said...

Ben...

their story to me all along was that there were many different people involved with the design, and it was getting held up due to licensing issues. It was very vague. But apparently red tape caused the delay.

Though I haven't discounted the Asian lady falling asleep angle.

Spaceman Spiff said...

got it on lock

ebntx said...

rev, your lady probably noticed how much you spent on jerseys and paid them a little extra to hold on to it for a few months in hoping that you would give up buying jerseys after this bad experience.

your paternal parent said...

the little asian lady complained that her fingers hurt.

then she pulled landscaping duty and hurt her back.

which therefore, henceforth, ergo.. explains the fo' munths.

its understandable, but not acceptable. rev, i wanna see a scan of the check when they reimburse your ass. settle for nothing less.

Isiah Thomas said...

I will guarandamntee though that Mitchell and Ness has seen the last of our money.

Unless they start selling tastycakes.

The Rev said...

Reimbursement... and get to keep the jersey.

Now that would work.

ebntx said...

you could probably sue for emotional distress or something.

The Rev said...

EB...

I might retire.

We're moving into the house next month, gotta pay for the wedding and the honeymoon, and I'm sure now that if I buy another jersey in the next year or two she might divorce me.

I think I can get by with what I have for a while.

The Rev said...

Mitchell and Ness Tastykakes...

$100 a box.

El Padrino said...

THIS IS .....

SPARTA!!!!!!!!

The Rev said...

BTW...

I am wearing it today.

El Padrino said...

i just had 4 slices of pizza
resting now
attacking 5th slice T-minus 20 minutes

ben said...

Rev-
do you have a brother in Denver? There's a big dude who wears a jersey every friday here in the office.

ben said...

cheese pizza?

The Rev said...

No Ben... but I have a cousin in Reno. Close enough?

The Rev said...

They have good pizza in Jersey City? Or did you import it from Manhatty?

ben said...

did you order a whole pie for yourself?

El Padrino said...

cheese ben, so far obeying lent

rev, jersey city pizza and let me tell you it ....blows

but what can you do, cant compare to nyc/brroklyn/queenz/bronx type pizza

ben said...

now i'm hungry

El Padrino said...

i think ima hit up patsy's this weekend for some pizza
one of my favorite places

your paternal parent said...

ep, im hittin up your couch and then we're hitting some real NY food. u make me hungry all the time, u bastard.

The Rev said...

I would think that good pizza making skills would make it through the tunnel. It's only across the river.

I mean, I could get a good cheesesteak in South Jersey if I tried. Maybe not easily, but I could.

It's all about high standards.

ben said...

they don't have papa johns in jersey city?

The Rev said...

So even when pizza blows, elP still hits up 5 slices.

I'd hate to imagine if it was good pizza. I'm betting you wouldn't even rest.

ben said...

The perfect beer glass

The Rev said...

I'm wondering...

what exactly makes Jersey City pizza blow?

Is the sauce half-assed? Not enough cheese? Dough taste like it was frozen?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't even eat 5 slices of frozen pizza.

your paternal parent said...

beer man, we salute you.

The Rev said...

Glass shape and quality matters.

They tell you that for wine all the time. If it's in a crappy glass, it will affect the taste.

El Padrino said...

it's tasteless
season the fuckin sauce man
and the mozz, it's fresh but not chewy enough

fresh mozz is made almost 80% from water, it should be chewy but dense

you understand?

sorry ypp
your welcome anytime

El Padrino said...

also rev, i've really never met a pizza that i dont eat

papajohns might be one of them
sbarro too

fucking horrible

ebntx said...

"During his daily taste test - Koch samples every batch of Sam Adams beer"

this caught my attention more than anything in that article. meiz, i think i found your new job.

ben said...

sbarro makes me laugh, if anyone ever watches the office, the manager thinks that sbarro is an authentic NYC pizzaria.

El Padrino said...

man beer and pizza
what the fuck could be better

picture this

couch
ballgame
pizza
beer

if that is what heaven is i want to die right now

Isiah Thomas said...

I've never had Sam Adams. Some please advise on its merits.

ebntx said...

awesome, i just made my own cellphone ringer and now am rocking "dick in a box."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And a BJ

Isiah Thomas said...

Here's how I'm drinking my beer:

regular everyday drinking:

1) Bud Light - cans
2) Corona - with lime in bottles (obviously)

special beers:

1) Negra Modelo
2) Pete's Wicked Strawberry Blonde
3) Anchor Steam
4) Bass or Guiness

I've never branched out into micro beers really.

I know we've had the beer convo before. I'm not sold on needing a special glass to drink beer, yet.

ben said...

Sam Adams is a decent beer. It has a hoppy flavor to it though. Sam Adams light is a much better tasting beer. Overall a decent beer for a major "micro"brew. Not my favorite, but better then a lot.

El Padrino said...

BJ would just add to the greatness Meiz, nice call

Sam Adams = good beer

not great, not bad
good

The Rev said...

Papa John's = crap

Sbarro's... I can eat it. But I don't fool myself into thinking it's anything more than it is.

I understand, ElP. I understand!

Isiah Thomas said...

if a beer needs to "open up" or "breath" in a glass then the shit will get warm. You enjoy/savor a nice bottle of wine, you fucking pound beer like a man.

Spaceman Spiff said...

peyton manning to host SNL

WTF

Isiah Thomas said...

I had four slices of Papa John's last night - felt nasty afterwards. I was too lazy to drive to the good place, which of course is named NYPD Pizza.

The Rev said...

Sam Adams... it's a quality brew.

I particularly enjoy the Cherry Wheat Sam Adams.

El Padrino said...

i never drink beer out of a glass unless i'm out--

as of right now, my beer rotation looks like this:

Everyday drinking...
1) Corona (lime, duh)
2) Brooklyn Lager

Speacial
1) Peroni
2) Becks
3) Grolsch

ben said...

Cherry Wheat is actually a favorite of mine, i prefer it to any of the other "summer" brews out there. But it's hard to find around here.

The Rev said...

I don't think beer is meant to sit there and breath before you drink it. The shape of the glass should do all the opening up for you as you pour.

Wine needs a few seconds and some swirling to open up.

El Padrino said...

tp bber update for you, i'm picking up the 12 this weekend

then will work on mailing
thinking of mailin it inside a styrofoam cooler which will be inside a box

but i will have to individually wrap each bottle with those snappy things or newspaper

Isiah Thomas said...

Even when I'm out and they bring the glass I decline, unless I get a draft.

I don't use a glass at home either unless I rock a black and tan.

ben said...

Here's what i'm drinking:

Coors original (light is for pussies)
Moose Drool (big sky micro-brew)
Fat Tire (CO micro-brew)

I like darker beer.

your paternal parent said...

bud light in a can.. zeke, i...

dont know what to say.

im sorry?

El Padrino said...

if one breaks on the way to you i will be inconsolable

ben said...

Guiness cans have that widget in them that's supposed to open the beer up. You're supposed to pour that in a glass, i think.

Isiah Thomas said...

I might have to hit up a bar during lunch with all this beer talk.

your paternal parent said...

ep is sending that ish in a refrigerator box to make sure it has enough padding.

love it.

The Rev said...

Yeah, I didn't figure Zeke to be Bud Light guy.

Trashmen in Philly drink Bud Light in a can.

Spaceman Spiff said...

carl pavano's fiance

'The brown-haired beauty had been pursued by Penthouse and agreed to do a photo spread if she could cover her nipples with her long tresses, but the deal fell through when Penthouse told her it had a "no hair over the boobs" policy.'

Isiah Thomas said...

always pour the guiness cans into a glass. I actually read up on the internets about this. Keep the glass at a 45 and it must be room temp.

Ice Cold is the best.

Damn, that's it, I'm getting some guiness tonight.

The Rev said...

Yeah, Guinness needs to be poured right. No doubt.

ebntx said...

elp, use dry ice. sealed well it should travel just fine.

ben said...

I also have a "no hair over the boobs" policy

The Rev said...

Let's take stock...

ElP's lunch today... 5 slices of pizza.

Rev's lunch today... tuna on wheat with veggie soup.

What's wrong with this picture?

Isiah Thomas said...

trashmen drink bud light? Must be some dope ass trashmen then.

El Padrino said...

i think all light beer is crapola
cept for Heniken light (failry new)

Amstel light tastes like ass
Bud Light is pretty pathetic
Coors light is toilet water
michelob light is well, michelob

like the easter candy debate, i can go on

Isiah Thomas said...

"What's wrong with this picture? "

This is one of those Highlights Magazine joints.

Answer:

A ball sac.

The Rev said...

Since I don't drink beer everyday, I can't give an everyday account.

But when I do, I'm going Yuengling first for normal drinking.

I also can never pass up a JW Dundee Honey Brown Lager.

El Padrino said...

where the fuck do i get dry ice

ben said...

the only light beer I've ever liked was Sam Adam's Light, fairly new beer.

Isiah Thomas said...

"I also have a "no hair over the boobs" policy "

We'll make this a general LOV rule, except for Rev, no one wants to see rev's c cup.

El Padrino said...

at about 2 o clock ETA i will hit up 2 more slices

GAURANTEEEEEDDDD

The Rev said...

I've always enjoyed a good Michelob. But not light.

Amstel... just alright.

You can't go wrong with Heineken.

your paternal parent said...

ep, what are your thoughts on labatts in a can?

The Rev said...

That's silly Zeke.

I have short hair anyway. It wouldn't even reach.

El Padrino said...

i'm totally ignoring a pile of work right now

like seriously people are callin me and i'm just letting ring

elephant in the room? what elephant? i dont see an elephant!

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