Sunday, March 04, 2007

but dat ain't poppin, ain't no stoppin, fo hoppin ass droppin.....coupe de ville...my truth can kill..

....foo I got skillz...so, back on 'fo I check dat chin...

Weekend Recap

I didn't watch a ton of sports this weekend, prob watched boxing more than anything, highlighted by Edison Miranda beating down Allan Green - nice fight.

What else we got?

A handful of Tourney spots have been handed out with Championship Week starting to pick up steam.

UNC beat down Dook...again. Didn't watch a minute as I got what I needed out of Dook already. I did see the end of game highlights. I hope they meet again in the ACC tourney.

Michael Redd 52, Ben Gordon 48.....Miliwaukay L. Sorry Meiz.


.....down for whateva and I'm full of hin......

NASCAR Busch racing was in Meh-hee-co yesterday. Juan Pablo Montoya wins, notable only because he spun out his teammate to take the lead. HA.

David Beckham apparently hurt his knee , possibly seriously. AHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA let's hope that MLS contract has insurance.

Mrs. Brady Quinn, MD. worked out for NFL scouts at the ND pro day. Reports say he looked pretty good. No word on how he did in the baking part of the workout.

NFL free agency is off to a solid start. Guards seem to be cleaning up with 7 years and 49 mil being the baseline for anyone who's half way decent.

Monday's WTF of the day:


ESPN endlessly promoting NASCAR and Arena football. I know why they're doing it but damn enough already. I don't mind the NASCAR promotions so much because I'm a fan but if you weren't a fan I could see you wanting to blow your brains out. WTF ESPN, give us a break.

I remember growing up (damn, I'm not old enough to type shit like that, anyway), growing up, I used to be glued to the TV every night for the 6 o'clock Sportscenter. Nowadays, you can catch any of the 43 SC replays or go online to get the sports news or go to any of the other 18 ESPN channels to get up to the minute info. Makes me wonder what ESPN will be like in 10 years.

Feel free to fill in the blanks with anything I missed.

And oh yeah DSteve, time to pay the piper mayne. Your name for Monday will be the new classic "Zeke Fucks My Mom" and hook up the SFW Harry Potter pic on my blog. I will advise for changes as I think of them. And your 7 day name/pic change starts with your first post. GOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOK!

......you gets no LOV and I thought cho knew it....foo you know how we do it.

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Isiah Thomas said...

GOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOK!

Isiah Thomas said...

crazy ending to the Wiz/Warriors game...

Good to see Gil hit some clutch FT's

Jay Scott said...
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JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Go plasma. LCD is crap.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

For Your Viewing Pleasure

El Padrino said...

ha, the classic
love it

anyhoo true dat on the espn
jamming nascar down my new york ass is not cool

your paternal parent said...

why they gotta mess
wit my kidz?


g.henderson with a nice amount of spite and hatred with "the oopsie elbow" on Hans.. ooooh let the hate consume you, gerald!

your paternal parent said...

and the Beckham thing hopefully will be GOLD... do we have a 2nd slot in rehab for shaun livingston v.2 up in hurr?

El Padrino said...

bend your knee like beckham

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Ahman Green to Texans

El Padrino said...

saw that on espn last night
weird that they would give him a 4 year deal

whocares said...

I wont watch arena football out of spite for ESPN.


Although the story on the one guy who broke the all-time rushing record was pretty funny. Apparently he broke the record by a yard or two, play was stopped while he celebrated, got the ball of the field to keep, etc. Then on the very next play he lost eight yards to no longer hold the record.

temwr said...

that is awesome.

the all time rushing record in arena might be about 2,500 yards. maybe.

temwr said...

Remember in NFL length of contract means nothing. Only look at the guaranteed money. They are giving A. Green 6 or 7 mil and if he pans out they have him on lockdown for 4 years. If he sucks he is gone within a year or two.

temwr said...

a good LCD screen beats a bad plasma screen any day.

your paternal parent said...

the worst part of them shoving the arena on us is that theyre trying to make it cool, too.

so it wasnt cool enough to cover just bc it was a sport 2 months ago, but now it is SO GREAT that it will soon need a channel dedicated to it..

nice to see the news *making* the news. nice.

temwr said...

And I am a fan of NASCAR and AFL. So SC is turning into something that I actually like to watch again.

whocares said...

Overhyped quasi-sports with subpar athaleets tend to be pretty successful, dont they?


(I'm looking in your general direction XFL)

El Padrino said...

arena ball blows

Ron Ron said...

I have LCD. It's lovely. Never noticed any ghosting on it.

El Padrino said...

i too have lcd
think it's better than plasma but that was bfore plasma stepped up thier game from 3 year burnputs to 10 year burnouts

Isiah Thomas said...

ZFMM, I'll have your daily DS comment ready shortly.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

plasma plasma plasma.

whocares said...

I've spoken to many people and have come to this conclusion:

LCD owners think plasma sucks and plasma owners think LCD sucks.

So I guess they both have their positives and negatives.

ben said...

The arena rushing record is just over 1300 yards I think, the story said.

Isiah Thomas said...

bend your knee like beckham

Bill, give EP credit when you steal this. fucker.

El Padrino said...

on the contrary i dont think plasma sucks, i just like to know that i watch tv thru millions and millions of tiny liquid crystals

ben said...

I've done a lot of research on TV's lately, and LCD has started to catch up on picture quality to plasma. The truth is, it doesn't matter which you buy, you'll be happy with the picture until your buddy has one better, then you'll think yours sucks.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

It's amazing...it's the meers.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Forbes is an idiot

El Padrino said...

are hansbrough and reche caldwell from th elord of the flies

they both rock the goggle eyes man

ben said...

Kevin McHale is the #1 GM in all of sports according to Forbes. And Billy King is #3? Ok, I don't want anyone from Forbes running any of my favorite teams.

ben said...

Isn't liquid crystal an oxymoron?

ben said...

Duke shouldn't be any higher then a 7 or 8 seed.

ben said...

And Montoya should win all the road course BUSCH races. The guy came from Formula-1. He better be able to beat the minor league drivers on a road course.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm watching Hercules...

I feel so unproductive.

Isiah Thomas said...

DSteve here is your comment for DS's blog. Please advise when its posted.

Danimal,

First let me say that I have been a fan and reader for a lonnnnng time, I’m just now finding the courage to actually post. I am a mousy little man, kind of like Greg Paulus, I lack self esteem. Anyway, your blog invigorates me. It fills me with not only a chubby but it gave me enough courage to finally come out of the closet. No longer will I have to shove frozen carrots up my ass and dream about J.J. Redick, I can finally go out and find a real man to ravage me from the backside, it hurts so good.

I would also like to thank regulars like Big D, Brian in Oxford and of course CMFost for giving me this new found strength. Brian in Oxford, I rub one out to your pic every night before I go to bed. I love their witty comments and intellectual superiority. Part of my low self esteem comes from having dropped out of 5th grade, after my father abandoned us to become a carney. He always wanted to run the game where you throw the wiffle ball at bottles. So I had to drop out and become the “man” of the house because my mom failed as a hooker, she was a biter.

Daniel, please don’t stop giving us what I need. If this blog ever ceased to exist I’d be forced to hurt myself. My love for J.J. is only exceeded by my love for you. Help me Daniel, you’re my only hope. I have the biggest.chubby.ever. right now.

XOXOXOXOX
XOXOXOXOX

El Padrino said...

fucking standing o right now
no really i'm at my desk and clapping

fan fucking tastic!

temwr said...

Re: TV

It's all about quality. Get the best LCD or Plasma you can afford. You really can't go wrong. Again a bad LCD gets its ass handed to it by a good plasma and vice versa. Of course an LCD projection screen, like a sony vega, or others, is also very nice.

RE: Arena

The athletes are half as good as those in the NFL so they cut the field in half. Makes sense. It is sub par athaletes on a subpar field. It balances out to fun.

RE: Forbes

The jokes right themselves. Is Matt Millen #5 on the list?

ToddPacker said...

excellent work, zeke... that comment for the ds site is some of your best work.... props to steve for honoring the bet and not pulling a dbmills-weasel move

ben said...

Very nice zeke...very good work.

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temwr said...

Another banner day for LOV is on the horizon. Outstanding shit.

ben said...

I think Matt Millen came in last place on the Forbes list, so they got something right.

ben said...

Zeke, you should have added that Brian in Oxford's wife is hot too.

ben said...

DSteve could swing both ways so in the end he could plow DS's wife, and bring it all full circle.

El Padrino said...

dre bly is miffed

ben said...

I always like the use of the word miffed.

ben said...

I guess I'd be miffed too, if I just got traded and got to play on the opposite side of the best CB in football.

El Padrino said...

yeah i dont get it
perform well and denver will sign you to an extension

he's upset cuz he wants to play in wash....

retard

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm glad everyone enjoyed DSteve's comment.

ben said...

exactly, wait a year and get troy vincent type money

Also, I don't get Plummer walking away from 12 million because he doesn't want to play for the Bucs.

Isiah Thomas said...

the Jake Plummer fiasco was raising a major ruckus around here on Friday.

Listening to talk radio, you'd have thought Johnny Unitas retired. The guy is a legend around these parts.

re: Bly
What I don't get is that some coverage says the guy is a good to great corner, some coverage says he's average or washed up. Playing alongside Bailey he'll either sink or swim because they ain't throwing over at champ.

El Padrino said...

yeah i'm miffed over the plummer thing as well

tem, please advise on your feelings

temwr said...

I think the Bucs are signing all of these QBS just so the Raiders do not sign any.

If the Raiders sign a QB then they might take Calvin Johnson. The Bucs want him bad. Like zeke fucks my mom wants DS's cock.

ben said...

Maybe Plummer has the same feelings about Jeff Garcia as Tim Hardaway does.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Barbara Walters is really really old.

temwr said...

On the flip side the Bucs have no fucking clue what they are doing.

Their defense is too old, so they ain't a defensive team.

Their O-Line is in shambles so they ain't a running team.

Their QB is either, Garcia, Simms, Plummer, Rattay, or Gradkowski. So the QB isn't going to be single handedly winning any games for them.

They should have said fuck it, we'll stick with Simms, draft Calvin Johnson, then draft O-Line and defense the rest of the way. Of course they might be doing this and the QB signings were to just keep the guys away from the Raiders.

The Rev said...

I'm in tears laughing at the Shanoff comment. It is your best work, Zeke.

Catching up...

TV's... I will be in the market for one for the new house. But since we are buying a buttload of new furniture and appliances, I think I can only afford a decent 32 inch LCD this year. that should fit the room I have in mind. We were looking at them over the weekend. Anyone recommend a good brand?

AFL... I saw an arena game once. I didn't like it. I just couldn't get into it. But that's just me.

Forbes list... if SG does not have a column up today about this list, I will be forever disappointed in him. This is right in his wheel house.

ben said...

The skins wanted Smoot so he could bring some fun to the lockerroom. He's a fun guy. He's already organizing a team cruise as we speak.

The Rev said...

As far as Jeff Garcia leaving Philly... somehow I find myself completely over it.

Actually, I can't say I was ever that upset about it.

El Padrino said...

so gruden still has a hard on for Oakland is what your sayin

smashing them in the super bowl a few years back wasnt good enough

temwr said...

Gruden and Bruce Allen.

The current coach and GM of the Bucs who were the coach and GM of the Raiders.

The Rev said...

Whoa...

this came out of nowhere...

Donte Stallworth in substance abuse program

So he's an unrestricted free agent, starting to test the market, and this story breaks.

Way to ruin your value, Donte.

On the flipside, the Eagles could now resign him on the cheap.

El Padrino said...

that is retarded considering they are in different conferences

Isiah Thomas said...

no idea how accurate this is but at this point we must take it as fact:

Britney Spears allegedy tried to hang herself with a bedsheet after writing 666 on her shaved head and running around the rehab facility screaming "I am the Antichrist!" at frightened staff. A friend of her says:

"She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt." But within days out-of-control Britney had swung from suicidal to matrimonial as she told hubby Kevin Federline she wanted to take him back, renew their wedding vows and get pregnant.
What's left for her to do? The only way she could fall any farther is if she got huge boob implants and then drew a face on a watermelon and pretended it was her baby.
--the superficial

temwr said...

I am not pleased that harry potter pic got prime time location at the top of the screen where the damn thing refreshes to.

temwr said...

The bucs are retarded.

and i imagine zeke got exactly what he invisioned with the zeke fucks my mom at the top of the refresh.

temwr said...

brit is insane. for sure.

temwr said...

but i beg of whoever is in charge of this kind of stuff not to let her have another baby.

The Rev said...

Saw that Britney article in philly.com. Was about to link, but Zeke beat me. Good catch Zeke.

Don't know if it is true. But if it is... yeesh.

JCT said...

Have we ever seen a decline of this magnitude from a pop princess before? It all started with her marraige in Vegas to that douche from her hometown. Five years ago, my money would have been on Christina to go this route. Still entertaining though.

ben said...

I've learned to believe everything about Britney. You could tell me that she was killing people and eating their brains, and I wouldn't question it.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

San Andreas here I come.

The Rev said...

"Have we ever seen a decline of this magnitude from a pop princess before?"

I'd say Michael Jackson was the last pop princess to decline like this. But in a different way.

ben said...

You could tell me that Britney was a Doook fan and the reason she's lost her mind is because of the horrible play this year. There's a direct correlation, and I'd believe it.

The Rev said...

How about a story of excess..

"The British Raj Indian restaurant normally delivers within three miles of its Cardiff, Wales, address.

But when Kanye West ordered dinner for eight, the restaurant decided to go a little farther - 3,336 miles farther.

For a feast of onion bhajees, chapati breads, biryanis, pappadums, a specially prepared fish dish and veggies on the side, the bill will top $3,900, plus travel and accommodation for the cook.

The meal will be prepared, cooled, shrink-wrapped and packed in dry ice in the Raj's kitchens and - along with head chef Kaysor Ahmed - be choppered from Wales to London's Heathrow Airport tomorrow, then flown across the Atlantic, where the meal is to be served at a meeting in Manhattan on Wednesday."

Kanye is someone who just has too much money.

El Padrino said...

wow on the spears thing
how many rock bottoms are there?

The Rev said...

All Kanye had to do was call ElP. He could have hooked him up with a good name of an Indian restuarant in Manhattan and saved a bunch of money.

The Rev said...

How many rock bottoms are there?

So far, I've counted about 5 with her.

El Padrino said...

kanye is just being excessive

and yeah i'm sure he really cares about starving black kids in africa and sierra lione amputees or the blacks in New Orleans

what a fuckface hypocrite

Isiah Thomas said...

I had a meiz like moment over the weekend, I saw a Cigar Shop and was trying to remember the name of that one cigar the rev likes that's pretty cheap.

Isiah Thomas said...

you can't come up in the club lookin extra fly if you don't first eat a $4g meal.

your paternal parent said...

dre bly is bitching about being dealt to the wrong team and i love it.

LOVE it.

late to this convo, but dont have lots of free time at the moment..

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I feel like shit.

Isiah Thomas said...

Happy 29th to Eva Mendes, happy birfday baby.

Isiah Thomas said...

"I feel like shit. "

hair of the dawg meiz....

El Padrino said...

man talk about unspeakable for EVA

i wonder if she's ever had a burrito shoved up her glory hole?

The Rev said...

"I saw a Cigar Shop and was trying to remember the name of that one cigar the rev likes that's pretty cheap."

That would be the Padron Londres.

Though I'm also becoming partial to the Onyx Reserve. And I had a Baccarat over the weekend that was pretty sweet.

The Rev said...

"i wonder if she's ever had a burrito shoved up her glory hole?"

Would you use a regular ol' Taco Bell burrito, or would you go higher end like with a Baja Fresh burrito or something?

Isiah Thomas said...

rev do you have a cigar humidor?

El Padrino said...

oh no
a fat one, qdoba style or something

i dont know what baja fresh is

and my hope is ti would break and i would have to eat it out of her

let's just leave it at unspeakable because my mind is a twisted vortex of sickness

Isiah Thomas said...

for girth alone, Chipotle would get the job done.

The Rev said...

I do have a humidor, yes.

The Rev said...

I'd also like to publicly thank Ann Coulter for reviving John Edwards' political campaign over the weekend...

Ann Coulter

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I puked yesterday.

ben said...

Ann Coulter is an idiot.

El Padrino said...

wow meiz
u lettin your guard down?

from alcohol or you got some bad food

El Padrino said...

and tem skunkpatch has some info on the plummer trade thing

El Padrino said...

i'm starved
must roam the area for food pronto

The Rev said...

Flu going around, Meiz?

your paternal parent said...

ok, first to zeke. you are a bastard. you made me practically squirt tears at my desk while reading that DS comment. funniest.punishmentcomment.evar.

2nd, ep bringing the heat today with the beckham knee line and then some "TOTPM" with this..

"let's just leave it at unspeakable because my mind is a twisted vortex of sickness."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't know. It wasn't a lot of vomit. Just a quick hitter. I was gagging for no apparent reason.

Ron Ron said...

Baja Fresh = tastey

Rev, My LCD is a Panasonic. It is excellent. I don't think plasma sucks either. To me the LCD had a better picute than the plasma in my price range. Just get the best pic you can for your money.

The Rev said...

I figure you can't go wrong with Panasonic.

temwr said...

My LCD is a westinghouse. I got it on the cheap, but all it is really is a monitor. I need a cable box to convert the cable signal because the tv can't do that itself.

temwr said...

I am excited that the Bucs got a fullback that can block. Alstott is not a blocker.

El Padrino said...

LCD, toshiba

love the japs

really when i say unspeakable, just trust me

your paternal parent said...

oh ep, i dont question your heart

temwr said...

I am going to have to change the name of my unspeakable list.

El Pad just crushed my level of unspeakable.

temwr said...

SP didn't bring anything new to the table on the Bucs deal for me.

Bucs lose a 7th rounder no matter what and maybe a higher pick if the Snake plays, which he probably won't.

Isiah Thomas said...

what don't the bucs trade him to Houston now?

El Padrino said...

sorry tem

temwr said...

I suspect they are looking at that possibility.

temwr said...

of trading him to houston now.

temwr said...

no problem el pad.


i am now taking suggestions for what the list should be called.

the almost unspeakable list?

temwr said...

the big bosses here had chipolte for the first time ever 3 weeks ago. they have had it no less than 10 times since then.

temwr said...

11 times now as they are getting it again.

temwr said...

Of course the big boss was just asked if he wanted a burrito bowl or the tacos and he said a taco bowl.

El Padrino said...

i bet he never had to eat a taco bowl out of a womans glory hole

ask him tem

and report back to lov

El Padrino said...

yeah, that's right
it's like that

temwr said...

I will make an honest effort to work that into the conversation.

But not at the expense of getting fired. So we are going to have to hope glory holes come up in conversation.

El Padrino said...

understood

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone else ever eaten at 'the hat'? had the 'world famous' pastrami yesterday, usually try to stay away from there, fear of cardiac arrest, a lot of the customers are huge

El Padrino said...

spiff..i;e pastrami

please advise.

Spaceman Spiff said...

just a normal pastrami, stuffed so that meat is falling out on every bite, mustard and pickles. usually combo that up with chili cheese fries that can feed 4 peeps, but i tackle it myself. i paid for it this morning tho

El Padrino said...

pastrami is a meat that needs to be stacked high

good job on that, glad to see you made it

your paternal parent said...

meat, beer, glory holes = all a man really needs.

El Padrino said...

gospel right there ypp, gospel

ebntx said...

no lunch for me today, and you guys making me hungry.

your paternal parent said...

so what are the group thoughts on the Hansbrough punch/elbow?

wwl says its broken (no shit sherlock, way to report that it "wasnt" last night) and he's probably gonna be wearing a mask now. do it up, Rip.

Beth82678 said...

The burrito-glory hole subject thread both fascinates and horrifies me at the same time. :-)

Part of the reason I first came to LOV was cause I thought it might help me understand guys better. Now I more fully understand the phrase "be careful what you wish for"... :-)

Beth82678 said...

And a definite thumbs up to Steve for paying up on his lost bet to his arch-enemy Isiah. Too bad Mills isn't around to see how a real man does it.

Although I still feel like I'm looking at child porn everytime the Harry Potter horse pic shows up.

El Padrino said...

seemed like he was going for a hard "message" type foul anyway

El Padrino said...

beth there is no such thing as a stupid question

your paternal parent said...

"Although I still feel like I'm looking at child porn everytime the Harry Potter horse pic shows up."

beth, u say it like its a bad thing?

Beth82678 said...

YPP, I guess I just don't appreciate that pic as much as you do. ;-)

your paternal parent said...

EP stating that he'd eat a burrito out of a ho's hole has scarred me for life.

but its one of those scars that when u get in the pool, everybody sees, then u get to follow it up with a good story..

thanks for stabbing all of us, ep.

your paternal parent said...

and i in turn do not appreciate it nearly as much as the Cougher.

he's out today.. im thinking he "threw his back out" looking at those pics.

your paternal parent said...

im placing myself on the 30 minute disabled list. im out with a lunch.

your paternal parent said...

z me (yeah i'll get this one on the cheap)

El Padrino said...

my pleasure fellas

theres more where that came from

El Padrino said...

believe me
and it's only monday

El Padrino said...

from now on there will be two lists

a tem-speakable list and then there will be the craziest shit you've ever heard of list

El Padrino said...

now z me

El Padrino said...

dam almost a natty

whocares said...

Re: tem's list.

How about renaming it, The "list of women I would do unspeakable things to, all while knowing that whatever comes to mind could not compare with the sick f*ck that is ElPad" List.


Re: Handsbrough.

It looked like a hard foul that wasnt meant to be an elbow in the face. You could clearly see that as the ball was coming loose the kid was already swatting at it. His arm path was following the ball downward, the path was just halted by homeboy's nose.

Note: if you're gonna dunk on me up 15 with 12 seconds to play, be prepared for a hard foul. End of story.

Spaceman Spiff said...

re: snowboarding

couldnt learn how to stop, i just used falling as my brakes

El Padrino said...

oh yeah, i think the foul was good
just unfortunate it didnt go as planned

nice list name

Isiah Thomas said...

re: DSteve paying up.

I'll give it to him for the name/pic change. One comment so far and a weak comment at that is lame. However, I will withold judgement until the end of day/week. Also, the DS comment hasn't been posted yet and I'm not sure it will get a full days attention of all the fag lemmings. I think posting it tomorrow morning might be better.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dsteve masturbates to the replay of hansbrough getting his nose crashed by a dookie.

ToddPacker said...

i thought the chinese burrito could not be topped, but ep has taken the burrito to new levels.... well done

Isiah Thomas said...

When I first heard about the foul I thought it was a break-a-way type shit. But grabbing a board in traffic like that and trying to dunk, I don't have a problem with it.

As for the foul, I think dood should at least man up and say "yeah it was intentional".

temwr said...

He deserved it. No reason to be taking that to the hoop with that lead and 14 seconds.

Isiah Thomas said...

For your viewing pleasure

SFW

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll need to watch another replay, looked like he went up, got the board and went to stuff it home. Driving the lane, breakaways, etc with little time left is one thing, a putback in another.

And even so, putting it in with little time left, a hard foul is justified, but don't be a pussy about it afterwards and say it wasn't intentional.

temwr said...

This is a good official name:

list of women I would do unspeakable things to, all while knowing that whatever comes to mind could not compare with anything the sick f*ck that is ElPad would do to them:

ToddPacker said...

i have a few qustions about steve's new pic

why is potter posing nekid in front of a horse? why is he staring at the horse? did he let the horse eat a broken burrito out of him? where/how/why did zeke find this pic?

Isiah Thomas said...

one * to the "don't try to score in the last few seconds of a win".....

if its a rivalry game I can see that rule flying out the window.

Conversely I can see the "hard foul the mf'er who tries to score with little time left..."

temwr said...

It wasn't intentional. He didn't mean to break his nose. He meant to elbow his head clear off UFC style.

Spaceman Spiff said...

potter doing a play about a horse lover

El Padrino said...

no prob with the foul, non issue
if it were appalachian st. vs iona it wouldnt be getting any love

ToddPacker said...

i agree with ypp, "twisted vortex of sickness" has a nice ring to it

El Padrino said...

perfect.

list of women I would do unspeakable things to, all while knowing that whatever comes to mind could not compare with anything the sick f*ck that is ElPad would do to them:

temwr said...

Re: Potter image

That is some promo pic from some play the dude is doing in england. It was in the news because he gets nekkid in the play.

I have no clue why the horse is there. I bet cum fast knows though.

Re: Steve

I'd like to see a little more posting out of him, but understand that work can keep you away. Hopefully if today is a 1 post day he adds another day to the lost bet. He still has time for a rally.

Re: Steve's DS post

I'd put 3:30pm as a cut off time for that. If he doesn't get it up before then he should wait for the next day.

Isiah Thomas said...

can someone link an ESPN vid-ye-o of the clip?

from what I remember the dood tried to "block" the shot with a bent elbow....never seen someone do that before.

Isiah Thomas said...

is dood claiming the foul or intent to hurt wasn't intentional?

I still say if you come flying down on someone's face with an elbow you ain't trying to block the shot.

Isiah Thomas said...

if you get the chance to shove it in your rivals face with a slam like that you go for it.

temwr said...

He went up for the block, but some other dookie fouled Hansborough and the ball went out towards the foul line.

The dookie who broke Hansboro's nose went after the ball with the hand he was going for the block with and in the process elbowed Handsboroh.

I think he mean to hard foul him on the arm, but it turned into a bow when that other dookie knocked the ball away.

That's my nickel.

Oh and I have no clue how to spell Hansbouroh. So I just spell it different every time.

El Padrino said...

either way paulus is still a homo

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd like to see where Dook falls to in the polls, how the 6th place team in a conference has the 2nd highest ranking is beyond me. They're still living off of wins from earlier in the year?

temwr said...

and scheyer too

Isiah Thomas said...

either way paulus is still a homo

truer words have never been spoken

ToddPacker said...

duke fell to 21 in the latest coaches poll

ToddPacker said...

latest rankings

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Duke -

I don't think it was intentional, the foul yes, hurting Hansboro, na i don't think so. You go for a lay up at the end of a "semi-close" game you get a hard foul, it's an unwritten rule.

I also think, suspending Hendeson for a game is a little steep. It's not like he has a history of this or anything.

And Hansboro can quit bitching, everyone around these parts knows he's used to taking shots in the face.

Putting the DS post up now, ya'll know it's not going to make it threw through.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

check that, he took off moderation.

ds post up

temwr said...

So do I drop Wade for fantasy Bball, apparently he is trying to rehab and come back this year?

Isiah Thomas said...

*tipping cap to Dsteve....reluctantly.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem only drop him if youre getting killed and not gonna make playoffs

temwr said...

I should make the playoffs. I think. I haven't checked recently.

Isiah Thomas said...

if Dook gets blown out in their 1st round game are we putting them on the bubble?

ToddPacker said...

nice work, steve

ebntx said...

way to man up steve.

temwr said...

No, they aren't on the bubble even if they lose.

You really think Syracuse or West Virginia or Marist is better than Duke? Nope, Dook is a lock for the tourney even if they lose in round 1 of the ACC by 30.

ToddPacker said...

you know what's funny... this is the kind of year where duke might get some favorable matchups and have a few breaks (higher seeds get upset in their bracket) and before you know it they're in the sweet 16 (it could happen) and then the media is going to go crazy about what a great job coach K has done this year...

El Padrino said...

unrelated alert :

anyone ever have or now anyone that did have LASIK eye surgery?

El Padrino said...

tp i can see tha

Isiah Thomas said...

good call tem, they are a lock.

ESPN's bracket guy has them as a 7 seed out west matched up against Stanford. With a possible 2nd round matchup vs TX AM.

Isiah Thomas said...

I've known a few people, both loved it.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea tem, their SOS is outstanding. There in now, it's just a matter getting a better seed than 8, 9, or 10. If lose in first round that's were they'll be at. If they win one or two, they'll be 4,5,6.


DS-
Over/Under until CumFast comes over here bitching and moaning?

Isiah Thomas said...

I just realized I have a meeting next thursday and friday....fuck that.

temwr said...

RE: dook

zfmm hits it on the head there.


RE: Lasik

I had Lasik 3+ years ago...umm 3 years 5 months to be more precise. I loved it. It was painless, quick and easy.

temwr said...

This thursday and friday and sat and sunday I am in the bahamas for work.

temwr said...

Re: Lasik

And my eyes are still slightly better than 20/20. Prior to the surgery they were not too bad, but just bad enough that I could not legally drive without contacts in.

temwr said...

I mean I could drive without them in, but legally the state gave that the finger wag.

Isiah Thomas said...

bahama's....damn you.

El Padrino said...

tem thanks
looking into getting it done

bahamas

WTF!

your paternal parent said...

i'll give a hearty golf clap for steve, he manned up and hasnt bitched at all.. well played.

lasik - known a few, they love it and havent heard any horror stories.

the foul - i think he definitely went in hard enough to knock that mofo out and was totally trying.. i think he was prolly aiming for elbow to the chest though, cause he expected Hans to be up dunking already...

that said, i didnt watch the end of the game live, so i dont know how "far apart" the score really was. it was like 12 though.. wtf is Roy doing with his boy in there? last minute, i mean damn, 12 secs or something?

Roy, youre a ballsack and your star player got punished for it. i seriously hope u apologized to Hans for even putting him in that situation to begin with. douche.

temwr said...

I can describe the lasik thing in more detail if you want. Although I imagine they changed some things in the 3 years since I had it.

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