Thursday, March 22, 2007

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Hick-Hops said...

Indy offers nothing

El Padrino said...

WEASEL

HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAH
LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOL
HAHAHAHA

LA RUSSA IS A DRUNK

what a fuckin loser

play the right way, drink the right way

HAHAHAHAHAHa

El Padrino said...

Willie Randolph wouldnt do this

El Padrino said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

another cup of wine Mr. La Russa?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

no wonder he doesnt move in that dugout

he's loaded every night

El Padrino said...

Mr. La Russa some Zambuca with your espresso sir?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

woooooooohhhhhhhh

hahahahahahahahha

Steve said...

what the hell are you talking about EP?

Steve said...

ahhh, nevermind

Steve said...

"after he was found asleep at the wheel in his running SUV at a green light."

wow, now that's drunk.

ToddPacker said...

sleeping at a green light.... what a loser...

Steve said...

tp, you son of a bitch

ToddPacker said...

i guess tony is too stupid to call a cab

ToddPacker said...

what did i do?

ToddPacker said...

mills is probably on his way to florida for legal support

Steve said...

blocked my natty


yea, call a cab, call your butler...something.

and he only blew a .09. He's a damn lightweigh.

El Padrino said...

smartest man in baseball my ass

gimme a ric flair

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Steve said...

*lightweight

(damn spell checker)

ToddPacker said...

cards first game at shea larussa is going to get an ear full

El Padrino said...

what happened Herpie Face couldnt drive him?

After Eckstein blew him he was sleepy......

ToddPacker said...

sorry steve.... i wasn't paying attention.... i fell asleep

El Padrino said...

TP, i'm searching for tix to thier game now

i dont care how much i have to pay
when he comes out to hand out the lineups he's gonna hear me

El Padrino said...

HEY LARUSSA HOW BOUT I BUY YA A BEER!!!!

YO TONY, LETS MEET UP LATER FOR A COCKTAIL OR 8!!

HEY LA LOSER, WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MERLOT?

ToddPacker said...

hey larussa you should have let your boyfriend drive

El Padrino said...

"hey larussa you should have let your boyfriend drive"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ToddPacker said...

really, how dumb is this guy.... do you think he pulled the "you can't arrest me, do you know who i am"

ToddPacker said...

right now there is some crack-head doing unspeakable things to larussa's ws ring

ToddPacker said...

the guy passed out with a .093... that seems fishy.... pujols must have droped a roofie in his last melot

El Padrino said...

yeah that's high
that's hammered

it says he cooperated
he had no choice , he was sleeping

HAHAHAHAHAHA

he needs a retirement home

i wonder if parcells bailed him out

Beth82678 said...

RIP Larry "Bud" Melman.

your paternal parent said...

best.
post.
evar.

brett™ said...

has any one here seen the made for tv movie "tiger cruise"? God i hate that movie.

El Padrino said...

freak you buy a console yet?

im telling you get the 360, buck down and get it

it will make you a better man

temwr said...

I am so happy the LaRussa stuff is gettting the comments going.

Weasel might be crying.

temwr said...

What is Bud Melman?

temwr said...

freak bought a 360 last night.

El Padrino said...

does kod really believe i bet everything i post?

temwr said...

brett I have not seen Tiger Cruise.

Please advise as to plot and "stars" and channel it would be on.

I have not heard of it either.

Beth82678 said...

You must not be a Letterman fan Tem.

ToddPacker said...

larry bud melman was great on letterman years ago.... i thought he was already dead, though

El Padrino said...

because that would be silly if he did

hey kod anything i say in the comments is real (about betting)
I dont fake the funk on a nasty duk son so sharpen up that gay profile of yours and hit the truck stops, J.P. is there waiting for you, just get the bathroom key and your set.

El Padrino said...

bud was funny

RIP BUD

ToddPacker said...

boom!

temwr said...

I don't watch TV after about 11:30pm.

Mills said...

good effort freak. you know what you got? f+. click.

temwr said...

brett is trademarked?

Mills said...

pretty good work out of TRL. He feel asleep at a stop light. Not good.

El Padrino said...

hey weasel
filed La Russa's deposition yet

Mills said...

i doubt it will really affect us defending our championship. might make us focus more and take nothing for granted. this could be a good thing. --- this is the company line.

Mills said...

did you know TRL went to law school AND took the Illinois bar (and passed)? cuz they only tell us about 18x a telecast...

temwr said...

Pooh Holes was right, the team needs to learn how to do the little things. Like build up a tolerance to alchohol and stay awake while driving.

It's the little things that keep you going through the season.

El Padrino said...

so your saying La Russa is smart?

um, in the light of this new evidence I'd say he is dumb.

ToddPacker said...

did you know that larussa is a low-life drunk

El Padrino said...

"i doubt it will really affect us defending our championship. might make us focus more and take nothing for granted. this could be a good thing. --- this is the company line"

or it could be the start of a disatrous season filled with injuries, arrests and traffic accidents.

*See Ben Rothlisberger/Steelers 06

temwr said...

ah, he is a lawyer, so he has to be a drunk. got it.

ToddPacker said...

i'm smelling some sort of rehab stint

your paternal parent said...

so u dont need to be smart to go to law school? who knew..

cott, 'trl', millz, millz' "partner".

seriously, never saw this one coming.

your paternal parent said...

brett... drop us a little knowledge about yourself.

(and pending your additional comments..) i say welcome.

ToddPacker said...

reports say that besides being asleep, larussa wasn't wearing any pants

your paternal parent said...

on the whole EP/money bets thing:
i feel that it is my duty to point out that in the beginning EP didnt say anything about amounts, however i suggested that he give us the $ amounts in his posts.

so it wasnt like he offered it up originally.. i axed for dat.

just sayin.

ToddPacker said...

i made up the pants thing

temwr said...

does brett just go blog to blog dropping info on this tiger cruise thing in hopes that i will look it up and watch it?

i refuse.

El Padrino said...

"reports say that besides being asleep, larussa wasn't wearing any pants "

keep it coming

El Padrino said...

not only that ypp but i believe i've mentioned beofre that I dont necesarily make actual bets on the friday's post, sometimes i do

i do however mention who i have in the threads and that my friends is real, and when i take a beatin i let everyone know, when i win, i also let e1 know

Steve said...

"brett... drop us a little knowledge about yourself."

I think Brett used to post waaaaay back in the day.

El Padrino said...

stand your ground tem

dont budge

how was that pizza delivery last night?

El Padrino said...

did you deliver any stromboli's?

El Padrino said...

a pepperoni roll maybe

ok i'll stop now

El Padrino said...

serious thugh, this guy larussa could have killed himself or someone

that would have been awesome

ToddPacker said...

it would have been great if he drove into a nursing home or something

your paternal parent said...

pants off dance off = maybe Daniel Larusso has been hangin out with that Lions coach.

tony, been through any late-night drive-thrus?

temwr said...

Pizza delivery worked out well.

It was a large deep dish.


I'm not sure that makes any sense.

your paternal parent said...

tem, is that roleplay code, or did u actually eat that?

Mills said...

Just like to point out that I broke the Steve Alford story at least 16 hours before the WWL.

Hi ESPN.

Mills said...

i am out for a while. payback for yesterday doing squat.

ben said...

weasel, you're a great investigative reporter.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Money gone, fuck friends.
I need a homie that know me
when all these muthafuckin' cops be on me.
I got problems, ain't nobody calling back.
Now what the fuck is happenin' with my ballin' cats?

whocares said...

What are the odds that he comes out and says he has a drinking problem followed by the rehab trip? Even Money?


Why is it that nowadays if you get shitfaced you gotta come out and "admit you have a problem". Seriously, dude just got hammered one night. I do it monthly. And there's no way I have a problem. Seriously. No. Freaking. Way.

ben said...

I'd just like to point out....nobody cares about steve alford

ToddPacker said...

The latest reports say that even though there was relatively high temperatures, larussa was covered in piss-ice

ben said...

meiz, i thought you were taking a trip.

El Padrino said...

Eat it Flyers, the punch that knocked out fedorek

ben said...

Why does weasel refer to Larussa as TRL? is that some sort of code to make him cool like MTV or something?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This afternoon.

ben said...

That's a pretty good punch. I don't understand how hitting him in the jaw knocked him out cold though.

El Padrino said...

"Why is it that nowadays if you get shitfaced you gotta come out and "admit you have a problem". Seriously, dude just got hammered one night. I do it monthly. And there's no way I have a problem. Seriously. No. Freaking. Way. "

amen

El Padrino said...

notice weasel leaving the convo because of "work"

he's crying his eyes out right now over this La Loser thing

El Padrino said...

Meiz ; what?

El Padrino said...

and deep dish makes no sense but it made me chuckle

your paternal parent said...

So what you need is some game, to get your money man Ohh baby, in a world of paper, paper!

temwr said...

"tem, is that roleplay code, or did u actually eat that? "

can't it be both?

whocares said...

This talk about tem role playing is making me hungry.

Is that weird?

whocares said...

"The latest reports say that even though there was relatively high temperatures, larussa was covered in piss-ice"





Not enough attention was paid to this comment. I chuckled heartily when I read it.

El Padrino said...

i'm hungry too and if that makes me weird i dont care

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

anyone link to the tootoo punch from last weekend?

El Padrino said...

yes, piss ice always gets a chuckle out of me

your paternal parent said...

tp is bringing fire lately.

ben said...

"tp is bringing fire lately."

Yeah, i guess sleeping on the couch will do that to a guy.

whocares said...

TP is in the Zone.

The comments section is like the size of a beach ball to him.

El Padrino said...

modano is gay

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Meiz ; what?"

I'm going to Winona this afternoon till sunday night.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'll be at GR's old campus

El Padrino said...

good luck meiz
u need any pointers holla

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

Ah, the historic island city

ben said...

Kardashian sex tape and screenshots

NSFW
the tape is broken into 4 different parts.

ToddPacker said...

Larussa update:

After said piss-ice was melted, it was discovered that larussa had a half-eaten burrito lodged somewhere on his person. Authorities would not comment on the location of the burrito.

your paternal parent said...

hickhops bringing more than usual to the table today.

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahahaha

ecksteins prints found around la russa's anus

hahahahahahhahaha

ben said...

hick-hops did bring his A game today.

El Padrino said...

ben just gave me a reason to have a belly ache and go home earlier than usual

whocares said...

Is everyone on here trying to come up with either an entrance or exit slogan?

I see that Meiz is now going with the "Random Rap Lyrics" entrance.

whocares said...

I just took tomorrow off.



Good times.

TPS prisoner formerly MVN said...

I'm getting tired of my "TPS is raping me" entrance.

ToddPacker said...

i'm not working tommorow, either.... heading down to miami tonight to help my brother move over the weekend.... hopefully catch the mets/marlins game on sat.

El Padrino said...

i will be here tw

fuck

El Padrino said...

i have no entrance but if i did it would be a ric flair

WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

temwr said...

I'm working tomorrow, I go against the trends.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I bought

Xbox 360
Call of Duty 3
Madden
NCAA Football
Original Halo

plus extra controller and battery pack.

ben said...

good call freak

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

eBay says I spent $431.32

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

which is nice, because the retail price now is $399.99

El Padrino said...

wow freak

wow

see you in september

COD3 is not even awesome, it's super awesome

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Anyone know why you put the dollar sign in front, but when you speak it, you say it after?

Mind boggling.

El Padrino said...

i was this close to divorce when i played it at 48 volume at 4 am last weekend

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Yeah...I'm a huge fan of the cod series. Bought the original, uo and 2 for pc. But I couldn't play 2 because my graphics card succcckkkkkkkkssss.

El Padrino said...

i eating a fatburger today

temwr said...

"Anyone know why you put the dollar sign in front, but when you speak it, you say it after?"

nobody knows. nobody...

temwr said...

fat burger? please advise.

ben said...

I'm going to start saying "dollar" before the amount now.

That cost me dollars four hundred.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Some guy just called me and offered me a job to travel on with his crew to austin texas for an 8 day shoot.

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh boooooiiiiii

Plus my day rate is freaking awesome. (and hotel and airfare are included)

I think this is the first time in history slacking has actually paid off.

ben said...

fatburger is good stuff. We only have like 3 of them here in Denver and none by my house, so I drive far to get one.

ben said...

UCLA is only giving 3 in tonights game. I think they win by a lot more then that.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

hey hey...it's 9 days. Good thing math isn't a necessary skill for pointing a camera.

El Padrino said...

nice freak
congrats

ben said...

I heard Brandon Lang on the radio yesterday picking the sweet 16 games...dude has a ton of info...and he's taking Butler.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fatburger is a burger joint, mentioned when B.I.G went back back to cali cali, or in the the 2pac 'to live and die in LA' video

El Padrino said...

fatburger is a chain burger joint
this will be my first time haveing one, there are none in ny but a few scattered here in NJ

ben said...

freak-
Did you ask about LOV access?

whocares said...

Just curious freak. What is the day rate for a cameraman?

If that's too personal feel free not to answer.

temwr said...

I keep forgetting games are tonight.

Until someone comes by and bitches about the OSU game starting at 10pm. Cry babies.

ben said...

Ice Cube always liked to talk about fat burger too.

whocares said...

But if you dont answer I'm gonna assume it's $11.

temwr said...

Are you shooting something at a rodeo?

El Padrino said...

i haven decided about tonights games yet

should i take the points vs the Oden's

should i take ucla, teacher over disciple (Howland over Dixon)

Kansas giving 9 gives me agita
&
Texas A$M is playin what seems to be, a home game

temwr said...

fat burger = rapper McDonalds

got it.

ben said...

No helicopter lookin for the murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, 'Ice Cube's a pimp'
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my pager still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I gotta say it was a good day

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Since I'm newer to the field I get less. But for this job, I'm getting 250 a day.

That would have been two and a half weeks work at UPS.

ben said...

I think Tennessee beats OSU straight up.

ben said...

250/day nothing to sneeze at.

whocares said...

I got my grub on, but didnt pig out
Finally got a call from this girl I wanna dig out.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the general rule is mentor over menteeeee

El Padrino said...

freak thats nice
9 days times $250

shit your rich

whocares said...

250/day is steeerong for someone in college.


Hell, 250 a day is a pretty good living for anyone.

ben said...

plus UCLA doesn't have any goofy white dude centers

your paternal parent said...

halo duece = get it freak.


then i can fuck you up online.

temwr said...

RE: TN / OSU

If Oden hits his shots OSU will win fairly easily (unless TN is absolutely lights out from 3).


If he doesn't hit his shots then it is a coin flip. Winner is whoever shoots better from 3.

El Padrino said...

thats right spiff but not with a spread involved

see O State/Xavier

El Padrino said...

tem would you lay 5 points

i'm thinking no

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hate my life.

El Padrino said...

even if oden plays well i think it'll be close

temwr said...

$250 a day is nearing the $60K per year range depending on how you want to count vacation days and what not.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

That's what I'm saying EP...

You're paying me 2 grand, airfare, and hotel, to travel to a warmer place and mess with video equipment? Where do I sign?

temwr said...

fuck it I will go the other way and put the dollar sign after the numbers.

250$ a day is nearing the 60K$ per year range depending on how you want to count vacation days and what not.

Spaceman Spiff said...

schaub got a 6 year/48 mil deal? its like he was a top 5 pick or something

ben said...

Schaub got a 6 year $48M contract from the Texans...that's a lot of coin for a career backup.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

ypp...is halo 2 really worth it?

People keep saying it sucks next to the original.

temwr said...

I would not lay 5 points on OSU.

ben said...

damn you spiff.

El Padrino said...

halo 2 is a serious fucking game
i dont know why people say otherwise

temwr said...

a 6 year 48M$ deal???

damn, I should have tried be a QB.

kodiac130 said...

Meiz, you heading to Winona this weekend? Should be a good weekend to go, with the DII great 8 and all.

ToddPacker said...

250$ per day.... freak are you sure you're not part of the rodeo

El Padrino said...

schaub's deal is perplexing to say the least

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Tem...most freelance cameraman work maybe half the days in a month. But they also get paid a lot more than me.

Plus, if you own your own equipment (cameras, tripods, lighting, etc.), you can rent it out to people and make gobs of money.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tom Crean's wife is here right now.

ToddPacker said...

a daytime kod siting

kodiac130 said...

yeah, took the day off today

El Padrino said...

meiz ask her if she's ever had sex with Tom Izzo?

ToddPacker said...

kod, i hope you're taking friday off also

ben said...

Ask Mrs. Tom Crean, why Marquette didn't start playing until 10 minutes had elapsed in the first half of their tourney game.

kodiac130 said...

got Borat and Fast Food Nation on DVD, plenty of cold CL, and some great bball later on. I could get used to this
-only 30 more years until retirement

ben said...

Meiz, you should just go apeshit...start telling her that her husband owes El Padrino 2K$ for blowing that game and ruining his parlay.

kodiac130 said...

I just might do that, make a 4 day weekened out of it.

Steve said...

kod

take the day off = called in sick?

kodiac130 said...

yeah; tons of sick time to spare, and half my office is out for the week anyway

Isiah Thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

El Padrino said...

yeah meiz
tell her she's owes Pauly some $$

Isiah Thomas said...

god damn 184 comments already....

this has prob been said but it bears repeating...

Hey Larussa - THIS BUDS FOR YOU.

temwr said...

how much of that deal is guaranteed?

and how much does he get if he rides the pine all 6 years?

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahahhaha
no one thought of that yet

hahahahhahahahahaha

This bud's for you

hahahahahahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

hey weazy

this buds for you

hahahahahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

i wonder what those cardinal loving freaks at deadspint think of this

temwr said...

Larussa is surely a wine drinker.

At best he downs Zima.

ben said...

First 3 years are guaranteed and = 20 millionish. Then the Texans have an option on the last 3 years.

El Padrino said...

Deadpin's spin

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Zeke, I think this is actually a game.

El Padrino said...

genius my ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

and the texans didnt wanna pay reggie bush

ben said...

somebody needs to put some mad MS Paint skillz to work on a LaRussa/Budweiser pic.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Crean's wife: I wanna plow her.

El Padrino said...

hi, i'm a loser.

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