Monday, February 26, 2007

You got a Benz....I got a busket....give me a dollar

And the Oscar goes to......

My god they could break down the Academy Awards to no more than 30 minutes tops. Wayyyyy to many fluff awards. I don't care about costumes, songs, adapted screenplays, etc. Just tell me who the best supporting actors were, the best actors, best director and best picture. Bingo bango 30 mins. At least for once I've seen the best picture. And keep the dead people montage, as commented on last night, you have to love the disparity in applause between name actors and random writers, etc.

And damn, this Cirque de Soleil shit needs to stop. The shadow people bit was too much. First the Superbowl, then the ASG now this. Enough. And Al Gore, seriously, go live off the earth in a mud hut in Mozambique. Enough. Be gone.

What was up with Jack's head? Chemo? A movie role? Someone please advise.

And the American Idol reject, uh she still can't sing.

No way Clint Eastwood knows how to speak Italian, none. And they need to feed Clint more fetus blood before trotting him out in public. He's got that "lost old man in the mall" look going. Same for Peter O'Toole. Fucking saggy bag-o-bones. Queen Latifah - go with Al Gore, no more of you either.

Overall, too long and not enough boobage.

Other highlights include:

The stunning lack of American winners and presenters, broken english, Biel's shrinking bitties, some hot chick in a blue dress, George Lucas's jigglin neck meat, Marty Scorsese's eye brows and glasses, the Italian guys acceptance speech and Clint translating, Will Smith's kid being unable to read, Forrest Whitaker's lazy/small eye, the bad news bears kid's still small head, James Taylor/Dook Vitale, Jesus Camp, Quincy Jones Jacket, and PSH high as a kite. Hi Bill.

Alright - onto some sports.

Another Bronco dies. I'd say he lost his life but do you lose a life? You die or get kilt (sic). RIP. Terrible off-season for the Broncos.

Matt Kenseth wins the NASCAR race in Cali, won the Busch race also.

Tons of college hoops, whetting your appetite for Championship Week and the Tourney. FLA, UNC and UW all lose. Impressive win by the Terps.

And in golf....wait Tiger didn't play and I didn't watch, moving on.

MLB Spring Training is almost in full swing, stay tuned, I don't got much for MLB so fill in the blanks yourself.

The NFL combine also got started over the weekend, I'm not much into watching the coverage on NFL Network, I'll just read the recaps. Free Agency starts up here in a week, and there are a ton of teams with a shitload of cap space.

Oh, and Major Applewhite is now the OC at Alabama. That's the best Saban could find? Roll Tide?

Alright that's all you get.

Put the windex in the busket and give it to me.

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Isiah Thomas said...

They need to get Bill Walton to host the Oscars.

Isiah Thomas said...

Sportscenter not showing the Amare no look, flip it over the head and it goes in shot? wth? Crazy highlights in that game.

El Padrino said...

there were crazy highlights in that game

marty ball at the oscars

El Padrino said...

i thought gore and dicaprio were going to make out

El Padrino said...

and i dont care what anyone says on this blog but oden has done nothing to warrant being picked #1
nothing

El Padrino said...

i waited long enough

z

ToddPacker said...

nice wrap-up, zeke... i enjoyed reading the running oscar comments from last night...
"George Lucas's jigglin neck meat" was my favorite comment... funny stuff

El Padrino said...

eddie murphy thought he was winning
that's funny

ToddPacker said...

"and i dont care what anyone says on this blog but oden has done nothing to warrant being picked #1"

very true, ep... the 4-5 OSU games that i've watched he has not too much to impress me... why would you want to draft a 38 year old dude 1st anyway?

El Padrino said...

the followers all tell me he was hurt, that he's playin with a bum hand

oden - show me something

El Padrino said...

the meiz comment bout being disappointed that he couldnt call rev or text an lov memember has got me laughing this am and

considereing giving him my cell # for texting purposes just so when someone asks who i'm talking to i can say "some crazy dude in wisconsin"

ToddPacker said...

nice title and closing line, zeke... way to go full circle with suicide kings

El Padrino said...

leary is a nut

ToddPacker said...

"some crazy dude in wisconsin"...

...meiz is crazy?

ToddPacker said...

speaking of leary, anyone watch his firefighter show on FX... i don't, but heard good things about it and i'm thinking of buying the first season... any LOV thoughts?

El Padrino said...

I'm advising on Jack's baldness

El Padrino said...

he's crazy in a good way

El Padrino said...

havent watched it tp

rescue me
my bro in law is a nyfd and he doesnt like it cuz it puts them in a bad light

but he said it is kind of good
the storylines and all

Mills said...

i agree re: clint going into his old man lost in a mall phase.

at first i thought he was honestly illiterate. then he said he forgot his glasses. then i still thought that he might not be able to read.

Mills said...

el p -- i agree. he hasn't shown me enough this year. but he is still playing left handed (shooting free throws with the left), so maybe when he has his right hand fully healed he will be better.

i agree though. durant has easily stole his thunder so far.

oden seems to suffer from wilt-itis (big guy without mean streak)

Mills said...

nicholson/freeman combo? that thing guranteed to gross 300 mil...even it if sucks.

whocares said...

Never seen Rescue Me, but have also heard good things about it.


I've got a bet with my buddy on Durant and Oden. $50 to whomever is picked first (assuming they both come out). My money's on Durant, his is on Oden. I told him to go ahead and make the check out to Dub-C.

El Padrino said...

i guess because he's a center teams always need centers
and durant is another hybrid type forward

it's just oden has done nothing that makes me say wow
i'll take that guy

H said...

"Can you believe I gave that guy 500 bucks?"

"Between him and the shoes, you're down two grand"

H said...

Thanks for the running commentary on the Oscars last night guys. I feel like I actually watched them without having wasted 4 hours of my life. LOV proves more and more useful each day!

H said...

And I've now entered the last week of employment at my current job. Big Bossman was out last week cuz he got his wisdom teef pulled. So today I'm expecting the hard sell to try and keep me here. That should be fun. Think they'll go for the 125% pay raise?

El Padrino said...

Can't kill this guy

H said...

And I think I just got my first official Z

H said...

damn, El P with the block...

H said...

El P, how much did you lose on the Oscars last night?

El Padrino said...

Dwight kissing the rim and dunking

this is el padrino reporting from lllllooovvvvvvvvvv

El Padrino said...

just $50
field didnt hit on anything
all the fav's won

El Padrino said...

cept for murphy

El Padrino said...

and that's how it's done

El Padrino said...

thank you come again
*bowing*

H said...

I'd like to nominate Sophia Bush for the unspeakable list.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I saw Reno 911 Miami Saturday night. The tv show is funnier. Short film too, only about 70 minutes. I suggest waiting for the DVD.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Hit White Castle after the movie. That was excellent.

El Padrino said...

i will wait for dvd

regards

Martin VanNostrand said...

Manny showed up for Spring Training a couple of days early. He's so giving.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I know he's most likely gone after the season but I like the goofballness Manny bring to the Sox. It helps that he's productive so you can overlook some antics but most of the time it's comical from my view.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: Oden, couldn't agree more. I've only watched a few games but I've never had that "holy shit" moment like you did with a say Shaq when he was in school.

re: Jack, nice link. Best regards.

re: Rulon Gardner....wtf? This guy is indestructible

whocares said...

Sophia Bush nomination seconded.

whocares said...

Even though she has a nose that looks like waaaay too much coke has been up it, she's still hot.

whocares said...

Re: White Castle


They have White Castles in Tennessee? I thought they only had Krystal's down south?


Please Advise.

whocares said...

Can a brotha get a Z?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Rulon is like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable.

Isiah Thomas said...

This could be hilarious

whocares said...

Re: Reno 911

That news dissapoints me greatly MVN. As a fan of the show, and after seeing the trailer, I thought I was in for a pretty good movie. And I actually thought about going to the theater to watch it (which is rare for me). Guess I'll wait til the deeveedee hits the shelves.

*bowing head in dissapointment*

Martin VanNostrand said...

wc - It probably depends what area you are in but we have both. In my book White Castle wins that battle hands down.

ToddPacker said...

sharpton and thurmond article has plenty of TUP

The Rev said...

I love the whole "Manny being Manny" thing.

Boston lets him get away with such crap all because they won in 2004. I guarantee you if they had not won that WS title yet, the fans would be turning on his ass.

The Rev said...

White Castle... oh, that place brings back too many memories.

Isiah Thomas said...

people here are going ape shit over some comments shaq made about Nash.

Isiah Thomas said...

and everyone keep their head on a swivel for nip slip pics from yesterday. Please look into and report back.

H said...

What did Shaq say about Nash?

El Padrino said...

spiff is on it

i hope

i was wondering bout that zeke
the actual transcript is unavailable tho
wonder why?

El Padrino said...

that his mvp's were tainted

Ben said...

re:Oden
Doesn't impress me, other then he looks 40. I guess playing lefthanded but i hate excuses.
I think dude stays in school one more year at least.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Re: Reno 911

I compare it to Chappelles show. To me, for some reason, it was funnier watching Chappelles Show on Comedy Central with the edits than watching on dvd and uncensored. Reno seemed the same way. It still had alot of hilarious stuff but for $8.50 it was pretty short and had somewhat of a different flow than the show. I guess they had to build more of a plot with it being a film but then it ended pretty quickly.

You will definitely laugh when you see it but when it releases on dvd you can buy it for the price of two movie tickets. Plus I bet the dvd will have a ton of deleted scenes. They showed some extra scenes as the credits rolled that really were funnier than some of the stuff in the film. I guess I expected A+ and it was more B-- in my camp.

H said...

Rev, I'm getting sick of Manny's act myself. Problem is, if he is gone, Papi becomes much less of a threat. opposing teams give him the Barry treatment every time Manny is out of the lineup. I'm surprised Ortiz set the franchise mark for HR last year, given how few good pitches he saw down the stretch. If Manny was playing and Ortiz didn't have the heart issues late in the year, he would have hit at least 60. So the problem isn't just in needing Manny's production, but needing him to protect Ortiz's production as well.

El Padrino said...

diaz and barrymore smoking pot in bikin's

H said...

On the bright side, at least the Sox got J.D. Drew...*groan*

Ben said...

Shaq is stupid. Jim Rome was talking about him the other day. He said that maturity wise, he's still like he's in college, he's never grown up, while Kobe has matured and become an adult. Couldn't agree more.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Rev - Get your alternator checked out, that's the first place I would look.

El Padrino said...

I think her tits look wonderful

Mills said...

People need to get off Manny a$$. Dude hits .320+/35+hrs/110+rbi's EVERY YEAR.

Top 5 hitter in the game. What more do you want. So what if he missed a week of hitting in February. He will be there for you April-October when it really matters!

ToddPacker said...

finger wagged on the pics

El Padrino said...

sorry to hear that tp

tp did i miss your email?

Martin VanNostrand said...

RE Manny:

and he's a World Series MVP

Ben said...

I laughed at Eddie Murphy not winning last night. A lot of people said he should have waited to release Norbit....hahaha

Isiah Thomas said...

Oden still looks like he's out of shape.

and blocky on all pics.

From what I saw during the show, Biel's dress had way too much cloth. I am willing to change my opinion after viewing from different angles however.

ToddPacker said...

no i didn't send it yet... i do it now

The Rev said...

H... good luck with JD Drew. I don't have a good feeling about that.

MV... that's what I'm thinking too.

El Padrino said...

i'll check when i get home
blocked on personal email

ashamed on the biel pic
zeke it seems my nazi blocks everything you link while your nazi blocks everything i link

we must band toghether to destroy the nazi's

Ben said...

I agree about biel, she could have shown some more skin, and i got tired of seeing that American Idol girls tits.

H said...

Neither do I, Rev. Neither do I...

Martin VanNostrand said...

I'm not sold on Drew yet either. Especially with the free agent crop of outfielders available next season. I hope the Sox didn't move too soon.

Ben said...

That american Idol girl who has pics of her giving a BJ, it's starting to get out of control. She made a "sexy" calendar for her boyfriend which has now leaked onto the web, and topless pics. This chick is awesome.

Isiah Thomas said...

stopping valentine's day and web nazi's....

I'm in.

El Padrino said...

i fight the good fight

H said...

See, Mills, that's the problem right there. Why should a guy get a free pass because he is productive? What kinda of message does that send to the rest of the team, all of whom reported on time? If his mother was truly sick, then I have no issue with it. But being as how this is the third year in a row that he is late to camp, I tend not to believe it.

ToddPacker said...

i just sent the info, ep

Ben said...

A better angle on Jessica Biel's dress

Ben said...

rumor has it that Hef is going to marry one of those playmates this year.

ToddPacker said...

nice work, ben

El Padrino said...

that slut from A Idol

El Padrino said...

More

El Padrino said...

Jackpot of pics

El Padrino said...

holy crap i should win a journalist award or something

send me to iraq

El Padrino said...

and a Z

holy shit

nba jam on FFFFFFIRRRRRREEEEEEE

Ben said...

I told you it got all out of control

Ben said...

I don't understand how she hasn't been kicked off Idol yet. I thought they had a "morals" contract or something.

Ben said...

That's what you get when you dump your boyfriend because you think you're going to be a star, he drops all this shit all over the web.

Ben said...

unfortunatley that means that young girls won't let guys take cool pictures of them anymore though...just in case

your paternal parent said...

watching price is right. shoulda sent u a txt, EP..

waking up and clicking on breasticle links that actually come up... i guess thats one more good reason to be home.

El Padrino said...

she's hot tho
damn she's gobblin that pecker too

Isiah Thomas said...

ep - nice work.

That's chicks breasts are immaculate.

El Padrino said...

text me son

your paternal parent said...

get em spayed or neutered.

or both!

El Padrino said...

i'm votin for her ass
keep her on the show
whoooo!!!

El Padrino said...

i like how barker still rocks the skinny mic

Mills said...

h --

he personally shouldn't get a free pass, but as a veteran you should be given a little bit of latitude if you have proven yourself. that is how i would run a clubhouse anyway. big papi and manny can come a week after everybody else.

bill parcells (maybe jimmy johnson) said it best. you treat all your players fairly, you don't treat all your players the same.

Spaceman Spiff said...

standing O for EP

your paternal parent said...

they are running a story on SC about how some black folk actually came up with hockey.

hmm.

time to check the free movie channels.

your paternal parent said...

batteries not included. throwback.

Ben said...

ypp-
Why are you home today?

El Padrino said...

black ice

saw that
i laughed for a few minutes
anything to sell a book

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

hung over

whocares said...

Good job on the pics EP. Everyone at LOV should sleep easier knowing that you and Spiff (and Ben) can find any nude pics we require. You are a light for all to follow.

But I still think the BJ pics arent her. The boobs dont match.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Just used "Please Advise" to close an e-mail. Excellent.

El Padrino said...

check out flags today kid

El Padrino said...

thank you all
it's good to know my hard work tracking down nude pics is paying off

El Padrino said...

no i dont think it's her either but i make pretend

El Padrino said...

and tw when she's holding that mic
i'll pretend it's a pecker

Ben said...

WC a guy did a whole breakdown of proving it was her in the BJ pics

check it out

Some people have too much time on their hands

your paternal parent said...

sick all wknd. and when i go back in, everyones getting a heavy dose of the disinfectant can on their asses. i hate them all.

Ben said...

I agree the tits look different, but I think this guy did a case study for class or something.

Martin VanNostrand said...

YPP - living the dream at home today? Make us proud Sir. I considered it myself but thought "it's feb 26th, surely I can make it to March w/o missing a day" and that thought won out. Now knowing I could be watching Batteries not Included methinks I made a mistake.

Ben said...

the guy is a super porn detective, like Shaft or something.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Should of refreshed sooner. Sucks to be ill YPP, thought maybe you just said "screw it" and took the day off.

El Padrino said...

hey im in
the pics she does have it's not hard to believe that's her

Ben said...

El P
I'm waiting for the video to hit the web...you know there has to be a video out there somewhere.

Ben said...

Shanoff is asking for help with links to interesting blogs. Is LOV interesting?

your paternal parent said...

MV, yeah, if i was ill in the west coast sense of the word, i'd be clammoring with excitement.

however, im more like ill in the 'vanilla ice getting hung over the balcony by his feet' sense of the word.

"oh shit, im gonna be sick!.."

Martin VanNostrand said...

If she made a sexy calander for her bf there has to be a video out there. He's probably holding it until she hits her American Idol peak and then he rides it to the bank.

Isiah Thomas said...

I still say we attempt to wreck his blog on important sports days.

El Padrino said...

video = yes

El Padrino said...

ypp
i'd rather be home sick than here working

you know it!

Martin VanNostrand said...

YPP - I the viral Suge Knight lets you down easy.

Martin VanNostrand said...

*I hope the*

El Padrino said...

or the "johnny drama head over balc cold "

hang tough soilder

Isiah Thomas said...

Amare gives Josh Smith Chin Nuts

From yesterday's game.

Martin VanNostrand said...

As the Beasties let us know there is a time to get ill.

What's the time?

Martin VanNostrand said...

WTH? blizzockyed Zeke. That was the first time I've been rejected by a link.

Isiah Thomas said...

Scroll down to the pic on the right

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think the kardashian tape comes out this week

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wish i could be the equivalent of amare, relative to the competition i play aginst.

El Padrino said...

i'm all over that kim tape

El Padrino said...

roger goodell or whatever his name is (commissh nfl)
is a pussy

that pac man jones thing is fucked up, some dude is paralyzed and he wasnt even the bouncer that was threatened

considering his rap sheet i would throw that fool out the league for good

fuck pac man

Ben said...

pacman is a thug, i agree, no place for the Black KKK in the NFL.

Spaceman Spiff said...

if tom brady was on steroids he'd look just like Cena

temwr said...

I missed a lot of stuff here, trying to catch up.

Today's unspeakable is Brooke Langton. I saw her in The Replacements this weekend, nice. Well the movie was OK, I guess, she was nice.

I will advise on the Sophia Bush later.

temwr said...

Where did everyone go?

temwr said...

pac man went to WVU, so he is super cool.

Ben said...

I think it's lunchtime, always slows down around this time of day.

ToddPacker said...

nice pics, ep

El Padrino said...

*bowing sensai style*

temwr said...

fuck AXE.

temwr said...

I will be checking pix when I get home.

H said...

Brooke Langton also played the girl at the bar named Nikki in Swingers.

ToddPacker said...

i just went to the LOG and got

"The page cannot be displayed"

i guess this means RIP for the LOG

El Padrino said...

same here

RIP LOG
*pouring out snapple lemon iced tea*

Isiah Thomas said...

don't worry everyone, I've got my golf score screen cap saved, it will live on in our hearts forever.

The Rev said...

* pouring out some Deer Park water for LOG's demise

Ben said...

there's got to be a way to put the LOG onto blogger.

Spaceman Spiff said...

untouchable pendulum score also will live on in poo hand infamy

The Rev said...

You could do that on blogger. It wouldn't look good. But it would keep the data somewhere.

temwr said...

LOG will always be remembered not only for its excellent contribution to the member of LOV but also for its contributions to the world as a whole. LOG transcended the boundaries of a typical website and shed much needed light on many a dreary day.

Showings to LOG will be monday from 4-6, tuesday from 4-6 and wednesday from 4-7.

Final services will be held on thursday at the LOV chapel.

BYOB.

El Padrino said...

tem, the resident funeral director

ToddPacker said...

nice obit, tem

Ben said...

you'd have to have a blog for each individual page, and then one main one that had all the links, but I agree, it wouldn't be nearly as good.

El Padrino said...

leave log alone
let it go
RIP

The Rev said...

A church sign must be made.

The Rev said...

Or not.

Ben said...

I will not let it go. It's heart may have stopped beating, but it's not dead yet. LOG can live on, just keep doing cpr.

Isiah Thomas said...

pull the plug/do not resuscitate

El Padrino said...

signing "do not resuscitate" papers

Spaceman Spiff said...

open casket tho

Spaceman Spiff said...

check if LOG has a donor sticker on their license.

Isiah Thomas said...

we'll all wear black armbands on Thursday

Isiah Thomas said...

White Rapper finale tonight right?

I think Shamrock might win it all.

temwr said...

Is the white rapper Ken Shamrock?

temwr said...

Why did the Oscars keep going until like 1am?

ToddPacker said...

RE: dealing with the loss of a great site

The LOG isn’t gone… it’ll come back later… I’ll check when I get home.

Why did steve do this. What the hell is his problem… maybe it’s zekes fault… I hate those guys

Please steve bring back the LOG… I’ll even root for duke… please steve we want the LOG

I miss the LOG.. I feel lost and sooo tired.. how can I deal with every day things without the LOG

Oh well, I guess it was time… the LOG had a good run… I hope some one else starts a LOG II

your paternal parent said...

i had to show my license (and the bitch "logged" it) to buy effin sudafed.

wtf2.

rip log. i will pour out some Country Fresh OJ.

whocares said...

RIP LOG.

That is a chapter in the LOV saga that will not soon be forgotten. Now we turn the page.

See you at the crossroads LOG. You wont be lonely.

Isiah Thomas said...

He's the Worlds Most Dangerour Rapper

whocares said...

"He's the Worlds Most Dangerour Rapper"


.......with a hairlip.

Isiah Thomas said...

one drug-store/pharmacy type place refused to sell me more than 2 kinds of cold medicine one time saying there was a limit. I was buying a range of shit but they wouldn't have it.

Apparently you can make crystal meth or something with the OTC shit.

temwr said...

zeke/steve fights sound like a married couple. i think ypp said that a day or two ago. it is true.

it is also highly entertaining.

your paternal parent said...

damn man i miss my uncle charles yall

Isiah Thomas said...

DSteve just wishes he was me. He can't take it that he's not.

your paternal parent said...

zeke, for all the cloak and dagger BS u *better* be able make meth out of it.

::cue internets searching::

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm not sure how far this went other than a suggestion, but aren't there cheaper ways to host the LOG other than what DSteve was doing for $25/month?

A few have already offered to pony up a months (or more) worth of LOG.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm not sure if you'd want to go through the trouble of trying to make it, just pop some Tylenol Cold, Sudafed, Advil, etc and wash it down with a Nyquil/Tussin milkshake.

Isiah Thomas said...

And DSteve better pray for a miracle this week or his name and pic are mines for a week. And if he tries to pull this one post a day routine it'll be for a month.

Isiah Thomas said...

the only way LOG II could compete with LOG is if it were done entirely in MS Paint.

your paternal parent said...

not to be a nitpicker, but steve said the site was hiking its prices UP to $25, therefore he wasnt doing it anymore. he hasnt been paying $25/mo, cause thatd be absolutely retarded (especially for minimal data transfers, low amount of space, etc). like many said already, there are plenty of cheaper places..

that said, i still appreciate that he dropped even one cent on it.. and hopefully we'll be able to drum something up to help the legacy live on.

Isiah Thomas said...

I thought DSteve was a baller making over 7 figures, I mean he wipes his ass with hunney's right?

Seriously, DSteve, creating, paying and maintaining LOG was off the charts, standing O material fo sho.

I just can't help taking shots at the fag.

temwr said...

I am sure if someone wanted to actually do the work they could find a cheaper place and collect enough money to run it for the year. But who actually wants to do the work?

your paternal parent said...

tem mentions the 'W' word and the place falls silent...

ToddPacker said...

new polls

El Padrino said...

cherry coke = classic

temwr said...

"that said, i still appreciate that he dropped even one cent on it.. and hopefully we'll be able to drum something up to help the legacy live on. "

for sure. LOG was some work. Big grats for what it was.

El Padrino said...

yes steve should explain

temwr said...

zeke is fighting with himself on this steve stuff. it's like he is just imagining that steve is replying and keeps on writing more.

El Padrino said...

i've offered cash to pay for a month of LOG

offer stands, remember, i dont welch

Isiah Thomas said...

nah Tem, I'm just taking unprovoked shots for no reason. DSteve is a master at that.

temwr said...

If zeke and steve ever met it would probably start out nice, then turn into an argument and then a fight and by the end of the night they'd be having sex.

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