Sunday, February 04, 2007

SUPERBOWL SUNDAY

It's here, finally. Put up or shut up. I won't break down x's and o's or give you my take. Sit back, eat some good grub, enjoy some nice drinks. It's an unofficial holiday. As a non-fan of either team, I just want the last football game of the year to be half way close and entertaining.

And a tip of the hat to all LOV contributors for a memorable Friday. A day that will live forever in LOV history.

151 comments:

Isiah Thomas said...

*contributors in that post meant contributors, commentators, etc. All LOV'ers.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm fucking loaded.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Having a hard time sitting without swaying.

Holy shit! Reno 911! movie comes out on the 23rd! I couldn't be more excited.

temwr said...

New thread should work wonders for those 3 minute load times people were having.

temwr said...

OK we got some eats for the game, some beer, a trivia thing, a super bowl board, people are bringing more beer and more eats.

Anything else we should add?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

some fine hunnies.

Isiah Thomas said...

don't forget the acid

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And Mushrooms.

El Padrino said...

pre-gammin'
got some wangs fryin in the deep fryer

what's the beer of the day ?

El Padrino said...

something that you can drink alot of without feelin sick or bloated

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Miller Lite.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The T-Shirt I'm currently wearing:

Drink more apple juice

Because OJ will kill you.

kodiac130 said...

Coors Light

El Padrino said...

coors is piss
miller lite = good call
i may just stick with corona

kodiac130 said...

Miller lite is pretty good; but Corona is overpriced piss

El Padrino said...

ice cold, with lime
nothing better with hot wings or anything fried

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mike Brown should be in the "worst coach in the NBA" discussion. I'm just sayin'.

kodiac130 said...

a lime wedge in your beer? do put a little umbrella in their too? Swirly straw?

El Padrino said...

i drink more beer than water

i know what im talkin about

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I am now convinced Ed Hochuli is suspended or something. How is he not working the Super Bowl?

kodiac130 said...

i know El Pad, I'm just joking with ya, I know you are a beer conisseaur(sp?). Although the fact that you consider CL piss does raise some doubts.

El Padrino said...

it's just that CL has no beer taste
i feel like im drinking a bottle of tap water

rather have bud light or miller lite

temwr said...

Miller Lite is the beer for tonight.

Some people will bring LaBatts though. They love that stuff.

lots of people will be drinking captain and coke and/or jack and coke and/or vodka and coke.

kodiac130 said...

LaBatts Blue is great shit! And yeah, I agree that CL tastes just like water...I guess that's why it's pretty much all I drink. For tonight, it will be CL and Captain/Coke here. I wish the game was earlier though, or on a Fri or Sat....I have a feeling I am going to be sick as hell tomorrow.

temwr said...

Yeah I almost took tomorrow as a vacation day. If I didn't need to save the days for a wedding later this year I would have.

temwr said...

I would do unspeakable things to Kelly Clarkson. I'm just sayin'

temwr said...

And Erin Andrews was on the Kansas / Texas A&M game yesterday. She had the puppies concealed pretty well. I was saddened.

kodiac130 said...

I was thinking about calling in sick tomorrow, but everyone will know it's cause I'm hungover, and I'm still pretty new there. I'm just going to have to tough it out I guess.

kodiac130 said...

I'm still reeling from that smoking hot girl on the Daily Show last week (I forget her name, Meiz told me she's Jude Law's ex or something). I honestly can not ever remember seeing a hotter chick

whocares said...

Pretty tough to call in sick tomorrow. If you do, everyone's gonna know why. I guess they assume it's better to have people show up hungover as hell, reeking of alcohol, and possibly puking at their desks, all while doing zero work.

whocares said...

Bud Light's will be consumed by WC tonight. Just threw the first one down, now I'm headed to the partay.

Be safe out there LOV.

Jay Scott said...

FSU just kicked me in the teeth

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sienna Miller

kodiac130 said...

ah, yeah, thanks Meiz, I'm gonna write that down; and then look for nude pics online

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've convinced myself that the Bears are gonna win.

A team from the East won the NBA title.
A team from the NL won the WS.
So, I guess that means a team from the NFC will win the SB.

kodiac130 said...

working on CL #4 right now; I'm probably the only loser flying solo on this game. My buds back in Mpls are having a SB party, but it was too damn cold to make that 5 hour drive this weekend. besides, I work early tomorrow, so I would have had to stay sober and do the long drive after the game...not worth it.

kodiac130 said...

I'm hoping for the Colts, but am pretty sure the Bears are going to win. I just hope it's close, since I don't really care that much about either team

Isiah Thomas said...

ahaahhaahahaahh FUCK DOOK

Isiah Thomas said...

Colts. Big. Think Steve Smith and Panthers over the Bears big.

I'm out. FMZ's moms house.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What the fuck is this? I thought I was watching the Super Bowl.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This shnit needs nudity.

kodiac130 said...

yeah, where's JJ's teat when you need it. Try to introduce a little boobage at the SB, and the FCC goes all crazy on us.
-And Prince playing the halftime show? It's the closest Minnesota will get to playing in the SB in a long time, and likely for a long time.

kodiac130 said...

I'm hoping for Let's Go Crazy and Pussy Control (although I doubt the NFL will allow the second one)

kodiac130 said...

interesting song choice for the Colts, "we won't get fooled again" by the Who. Kind of implies they have been fooled in the past

kodiac130 said...

and...the Bears decided to march out without music, but some crazy sound (like scissors maybe?).
-I guess both intros were pretty retarded

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Luck: 1

ElP: -50

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Price should take the fine and just do Pussy Control. That's my shit.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

2 FB chamoinships, 2 KO returns.

kodiac130 said...

Bookies everywhere just lost a lot of money on that kick return.

kodiac130 said...

maybe -50 for ELP, but looking better on Hester for SB MVP

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

true

kodiac130 said...

I'm pretty broke, but I did put $100 on the Bears in this game; the 7 point spread seemed way too high...especially considering I think the Bears will win. It's super early, but I think this might be the worst spread in SB history

kodiac130 said...

Bears are MUCH better on special teams, better on the ground, and better on defense. Indy is MUCH better at the passing attack...but that's it. It might be enough to win the SB, but not enough for me to bet on them giving up 7

kodiac130 said...

and, yeah, I am ready to eat crow (and lose my Franklin)

kodiac130 said...

Smith does a GREAT Romo impression

kodiac130 said...

pushed out! PUSHED OUT!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hate writing checks for bills and rent.

kodiac130 said...

as I learned the hard way back in 1998; never ever ever get too confident in your kicker.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I feel ya Kod. I was devastated after that.

kodiac130 said...

yeah, I think I'm still recovering from that one. Can someone get PTS from a football game? I say yes

kodiac130 said...

let's go crazy....1 for 1

kodiac130 said...

still waiting on Pussy Control...and Delirious

kodiac130 said...

did not see purple rain comming, but a pretty fucking good job all in all. Best SB halftime I've seen in a long time

kodiac130 said...

The Colts remind me of the Vikes in this game. They are playing well enough to be competitive, and even hold a slight lead at halftime. Yet, they have 2 (maybe 3 fumbles), a botched EP and missed FG. If they are really like Minni, they will find a way to lose at the very end.

kodiac130 said...

I miss the Bud Bowl

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah but Bud Light does tend to bring some good heat.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Bears seem to be fucked. 20 less offensive plays? NOT a stat you want to see.

kodiac130 said...

oh, absolutely...I really think this was Bud Light's year

kodiac130 said...

I'm still not worried about my bet (+ 7). A lot of football left to be played

kodiac130 said...

and the Bud Light/Hitchiker commericial...well done

kodiac130 said...

ok, I went from not worried, to worried, to defeated in about 10 minutes. Last time I bet on Grossman

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What the fuck. How long does it take yo get my confirmation email from ebay?

whocares said...

Back from the SB XLI par-tay. Looking to set a Sunday night post record.

whocares said...

Filed my tax return today.



Fuck the IRS.

whocares said...

Oh, I forgot. Golf clap for Peyton. Really, I couldnt care less. May as well have been watching the World Cup Finals.

whocares said...

SB Sunday Z. Feels nice...or lame. Whatever. I'm on the board.

whocares said...

Firing up the Ipod.

Out of the gate we got Wasted Words, Allman Bros. I likes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh boy. He's on that shit again.

Isiah Thomas said...

peyton won, fuck you bill

The Rev said...

Decent Super Bowl. Not great. But at least it was interesting into the 4th quarter.

JFreak may have just had the BeSt. WEeKenD. EvAr! From taking a bite out of DS's blog to seeing the Cots win, that's a pretty good run. Congrats, Freak!

And my beer of choice tonight... Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat. Scored a 6 pack at the local pub. It went down smooth.

whocares said...

I'll stop now Deke.

Isiah Thomas said...

the media must be pissed that they can't kick around Dungy and Peyton now. I'm wondering who the next whipping boy will be.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dan Snyder and your Redskins.

Isiah Thomas said...

nah they already ready get ripped enough for other reasons and they aren't close to winning it all.

I'm talking about the player or coach who is close but hasn't done it. Dungy and Peyton held both titles for the longest.

whocares said...

Hasselback.

He always seems ripe for a cheap shot.

The Rev said...

"I'm wondering who the next whipping boy will be."

Donovan McNabb... it's becoming his destiny now.

Isiah Thomas said...

not sure if it'll be Mcnabb, people would say the media is being racist if they do that.

Isiah Thomas said...

FMZ's mom had the illest spread. TWO types of pulled pork bbq, sloppy joes, chips/salsa, pretzels/pretzel chips, goldfish crackers, dip, brownies....too damn good.

FMZ needs to get on the ball and learn how to do that.

Isiah Thomas said...

tem what were the results of your Superbowl Trivia contest?

Isiah Thomas said...

rex sucks. Bench him now. Get rid of him.

Chi fans need to STFU now.

Isiah Thomas said...

Super Z

Isiah Thomas said...

where the fuck is ditka......he's prob happy since he's still the only SB winning coach in recent bear history.

And enough with how great the Bears D is....they get showed up as suspect time after time......enough.

Isiah Thomas said...

FMZ's mom : "Does anyone understand what he's saying" - in reference to Sterling Sharpe speaking.

Isiah Thomas said...

I could really go for a "ahahahaah fuck you all" from Dungy or Manning. Just one.

The Rev said...

Dungy's black of course. And he got a rep about not winning the big one. Though the media wasn't too harsh on him over the years.

As a combo, Reid and McNabb will be the ones who have gone the longest together without winning now. That's for sure. And I'm sure the media will get a little harsh on Reid now if not McNabb.

whocares said...

Manning's too polished to pull that shit. He's the eternal cliche.

Isiah Thomas said...

HOF debate:

People are saying Tiki and Bettis are likely HOF'ers yet Monk isn't? Monk is still top what 6 in all time receptions? Tiki and Bettis are low top 10.

And I hear "he wasn't media friendly" and "he didn't have a lot of signature moments" - wtf is that? How many signature moments has Tiki had?

And Russ Grim shoulda been in the HOF years ago.

whocares said...

I say we make a push to start bashing a young QB now, just to kill his confidence. Maybe Jay Cutler.


Zeke, see if you can create some type of media frenzy.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah those are good pts rev, except you get the feeling the eagles window has closed and they don't have the nemesis to conquer like Indy did.

Plus McNabb had the whole Rush Limbaugh deal which I think made people wary to criticize him.

Isiah Thomas said...

and why has HBO been playing the shit out of the old Star Wars this weekend?

The Rev said...

Tiki Barber... yes.

Jerome Bettis... yes.

Art Monk... yes.

They all should be in Canton.

whocares said...

Monk = yes.

Bettis = eh.

Barber = Nope.

Isiah Thomas said...

I guarantee Manning is dropping mad F bombs in private.

Just give us "I ain't your huckleberry" type quotes.

whocares said...

I'm a firm beleiver of no Tiki in Canton.

Isiah Thomas said...

I guess with Monk I don't get the inconsistent logic used.

Isiah Thomas said...

Cutler? Alright let's get that ball rolling.

Guy is a choker. Prolly bc he played in the SEC.

Isiah Thomas said...

NFL Network destroys ESPN in the meathead talking head to regular talking head ratio.

It's like 15 to 1.

The Rev said...

I loved watching Star Wars on HBO today. That was a good SB pregame viewing.

You got a point Zeke. The Limbaugh thing made McNabb more sympathetic. No question. But not winning will eventually wear out that good will.

And the Eagles' window isn't as open as it once was I agree. But no one's window totally closes in the NFL anymore. They'll still be the team to beat in the NFC East at least in 07.

Isiah Thomas said...

this has to be a bitter night for Simmons.

Isiah Thomas said...

I enjoyed the Star Wars too just wondering why now they're playing it.

NFC is wide open.

The Rev said...

Of those 3, I'm probably less sold on Tiki going to Canton. Monk and Bettis need to be there.

But I still think Tiki belongs. Maybe not first ballot.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm putting Edge James on suicide watch tonight.

Isiah Thomas said...

SB is here next year

The Rev said...

Problem was, after seeing Star Wars today, I immediately jonesed for some Empire Strikes Back.

Isiah Thomas said...

I hope freak is overturning cars and setting shit on fire right now.

The Rev said...

Edge James is the Nomar Garciaparra of the NFL now.

Isiah Thomas said...

ESB was on too. I like that the best of the old 3.

Isiah Thomas said...

Edge has been cool about it, at least in public. I feel for the guy though, he seems like a legit decent guy, albeit with an iced out grill.

Isiah Thomas said...

Peyton does have 2 MVPs and 1 SB MVP....makes the Brady/Manning debate a lot less one sided.

Isiah Thomas said...

Simmons is prob so bitter right now. AHAHAHAH f u bill.

Isiah Thomas said...

I love listening to Rex's post game press conference where his voice is cracking. haahahahaah f u rex.

Isiah Thomas said...

Eli is prob pissed on some level. Eli will drink himself out of the league in 5 years.

The Rev said...

Brady vs. Manning... yeah, Brady no longer has that wrapped up. If Manning gets another SB, that becomes much closer to even.

The Rev said...

Goin to bed. It's late in the East.

See you bitches tomorrow.

Isiah Thomas said...

and tell Berman to stop with that stupid "da bears" voice he does. And just stop all voices all together.

Just keep trying to talk too long without taking a breath. I love it when he has to rush his last few words and he turns briht read from lack of oxygen.

whocares said...

I hate the "first ballot" talk. Either you're in the HOF or not. You dont get better. Stats are stats. You're in or you're out.

whocares said...

BTW Zeke, I'm letting the "Cutler played in the SEC" comment slide. We all saw where both QB's were from.

I guess Craig Krenzel was too busy with his AF2 team this year...

Keith S said...

I saw that Solomon Wilcots was the first ever black sideline reporter to interview a black coach who lost the Super Bowl.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

EAT IT BILL!!!

GTFO ALL YOU HATERS!!!

SUPER BOWL BAAAABBBBYYYY!!!

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

total.

domination.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Where's my parade ho?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Where's my picture blogger?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Screw you blogger.

Here's my pic.

SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!!!

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

In case you haven't heard...

COLTS ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Zeke, I failed to take into account that I would likely be completely out of it.

I'm bouncing back the weekend recap to you.

Hick-Hops said...

I would like to thank EP for the 100 I won Indy's first punt of the game between 48-55 yards. My short term finacial advisor had the prop for gross yards not net. Also with the 500 I won in the squares this was the best Super Bowl for me since the Bucs won it all.

El Padrino said...

i did very well, hit 9 out of 12 prop bets, loss the bears -7 bet but took the colts in the 2nd half so got that back.....
total won=$450

jfreak, congrats

i'll be out til this afternoon
mad meetings and i gotta give a presentation, why me?

temwr said...

Trivia results.

We gave prizes to the top girl and top guy and the dumbest fuck.

Dumbest fuck got 3 mostly because we had a sheet that gave three of the answers on it.

Top girl was a team of girls who got 7 right.

Top guy was a three way tie at 8. The questions were kinda hard I expected 8 to win. The three way tie was solved on the first tie breaker. One guy put 7 (which was exactly right) another guy put 8 and another guy put 9.

Fun night. But when you are the host you miss a lot of the game. I saw the kick return for a TD then all of a sudden it was 7-6. I don't even know how.

ToddPacker said...

congrats to the freak...

lost 500 hundy on SB boxes when dungy didn't kick the FG on the last drive...

temwr said...

The 4 yr old girl won pretty much our entire SB board. It was only a 50 cent board though. She walked away with $40 I think. Someone else won 3Q.

ToddPacker said...

*$500, not 500 hundy... too hugover to type and think at the same time

ToddPacker said...

*hungover, not hugover.... i'm going to stop know before i hurt myself

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

monday....i hate a damn monday!!!

ToddPacker said...

*now not know... my head hurts... will pretending to be sick in order to leave early be too obvious?

ToddPacker said...

FSU, steve... FSU at Duke. how did that happen... nevermind, FSU also beat the gators earlier this season

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"will pretending to be sick in order to leave early be too obvious?"


oh yea, that would take some Oscar worthy kinda acting...think ya can pull that off?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

yea, Duke might be in a bit trouble, lost the last two, have UNC next and then @ Maryland. could be looking at 4 game losing streak.


FSU at Duke...hell if I know, sorry to say I missed it, I was on a plane.

Bigger shocker to me was NCSU taking down UCN. Hell of a game.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*UNC

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

that's what i get for changing my pic, I'm going back to the logo!!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

DOOOOOOOOOOOOK!

Isiah Thomas said...

stop holding your breath, a new post is up.

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