Friday, February 23, 2007

Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies

Hockey is awesome for this reason.Sabres / Senators Battle Royal
If the coaches would have actually went at it I would have jizzed my boxers.
I bet those hillbillies went home fired up after that. Spike in domestic disputes in Buffalo fo sho.

I hate the Devils

ESPN some good stuff on DJ. The way he went, just collapsing and shit. Not cool.
I'm expecting a weary Simmons to write 8000 words on this. Hi Bill.

Bulter lost @ home to Loyola-IL. Yeah they'll be good in the tourney.

The CAVS really suck and you know what Lebron isn't speacial. Fuck him and his throne.
The definition of a great player is how good he makes his team or how good his makes his teamates. He let his team score 9 points in the second quarter. Good job Lebron.

Wade deciding between rehabilitaion or season ending surgery, apparentely he fucked up his shoulder big time.

Spring Training is in full swing. I'm excited. I mean Why Not Us?

Oscars, Sunday night. Root for Marty. And yes I'm betting on this.

Ok as you are aware, a free 12 pk of any beer from this brooklyn brewery is on the line.
First person to post a comment on this thread.......

There is a beer for everyone. It may take awhile for me to actually buy it, send it and what have you but I am not a welcher. Italians dont welch. So may the best man win. Unless your name is Stiggy or Beth (zeke thinks otherwise) or cumfast.

Speaking of beeer I am rocking a ridiculous hangover. I'll be in and out of consciouness all day.

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ToddPacker said...

beer

El Padrino said...

wow

temwr said...

Why did I type such a long message? If only I had typed something shorter I might have won this thing? This is Chris Webber call a time out stupid. Un freakin believable!

El Padrino said...

that was greased lightining quick

ToddPacker said...

lucky, i guess

El Padrino said...

good for you tp

have you ever had the brooklyn beer being as you grew up in lawg isssland

ToddPacker said...

i rock the F5

ToddPacker said...

no, never had the brooklyn beer, i moved down to florida when i was 18... and your not supposed to drink until you're 21

El Padrino said...

like that matters

hhhaaaaaa

that was a good joke
i was drinkin 40's in seth low schoolyard when i was 14

El Padrino said...

explains alot actually

now i am sad

your paternal parent said...

did i win?

i feel your hangover EP.

ToddPacker said...

for me pre 21 drinking on long island included pbr, schmidts and meister brough... yuck

ToddPacker said...

"But what Jimmy really loved to do,
what he really loved to do was steal"

El Padrino said...

nice tp

tp hit me off with your info
pick a beer
and watch the magic happen

my email addy is on LOG

temwr said...

Weidemans was the shiznit.

whocares said...

I didnt even read the post, just wanted to see who won.

Well done TP and the itchy trigger finger. Tem, we need a ruling. Was that quick enough for a helmet sticker on a Friday? I say yes.

El Padrino said...

buckeye!

wc check out the post for the hockey brawl, it's awesomeness

temwr said...

Helmet sticker for sure.

Beth82678 said...

Now THAT was a real hockey fight. None of this dancing around til the refs break it up BS.

But what I don't understand is why the Senators goalie took off his mask before getting involved. Makes no sense to me.

El Padrino said...

and he was laughin

ToddPacker said...

it would have been great if the coached started beating the hell out of each other, too

temwr said...

so people would know who he is.


i have mad traffic outside my office door today, all sorts of folks walking around and standing out there talking.

whocares said...

Elp,

It'll prally get nazid here at the office.

El Padrino said...

you tube?

that's some bullshit

whocares said...

Damn you Websense Enterprises!!!!

(They facilitate the Nazi-ism in my office)

El Padrino said...

my head is ppppounding

i'm taking expired tylenol

i feel like the rev is inside my head jumping up and down

El Padrino said...

phone ringing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ToddPacker said...

did anyone see the senator's coach (bryan murray) interview after the game... dude had a whole lou holthz thing going on

ToddPacker said...

how bad did you hit the jack, ep?

El Padrino said...

bad

like, i'm lucky to be alive and my wife is finalizing divorce papers bad

Ben said...

damn east coast bias

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The Rev said...

Jump! Jump! Jump!

I gotta see the hockey fight.

Martin VanNostrand said...

test

Martin VanNostrand said...

The brawl was awesome. Congrats on the beer TP. I guess you practice run yesterday really did help.

Ben said...

Hey cumfast, we had this discussion over a week ago. Again late to the party

whocares said...

I've got my big meeting in an hour and my stomach is in knots. Is this what stress feels like? Never really had it before.

El Padrino said...

stress is a woman in disguise

ask the rev, he hyperventilates every month or so

CMFost said...
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whocares said...

cumfast,

How is NASA doing with finally getting us on the moon? Look into that and get back to us.

Regards

whocares said...

"stress is a woman in disguise"


Is that kind of like happiness is a warm gun? Cause I dont know what that shit means either...

Martin VanNostrand said...

wc - did you get the promo?

temwr said...

whats with the cum fast deletions?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Dang, should have refreshed sooner.

El Padrino said...

basically it means that woman cause stress
even if they are not present
they do

temwr said...

WC finds out at 11:30est. Best of luck.

Ben said...

pretty good Jason Whitlock article

ToddPacker said...

"like, i'm lucky to be alive and my wife is finalizing divorce papers bad"



You could get paulie on it:

"You got to straighten this out. I'm not saying go back to her right now, but you got to go back. You got to keep up appearances"

Isiah Thomas said...

first west coast poster too? I can't compete, level the playing field I say.

"i feel like the rev is inside my head jumping up and down "

this made me laugh....

did cumfast post and delete his comments? Pookie really can't get enough.

Isiah Thomas said...

wait Ben's in Denver right? I'm not even the first west coast poster.

fuck me.

Ben said...

I got shot down on a lateral move with my company. Something about not organizing my time properly or something...I don't know i wasn't really listening.

Ben said...

why did cumfast delete his comments?

Isiah Thomas said...

and personally the star wars/ewok debate was quality.

and tem made a good point, it was long long ago. So how did they have all that technology then the odometer rolled back to zero where cavemen were tossing shit at each other? wtf.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - Bill had his RIP DJ column out last night. takes him a week to give the Colts credit with a SB column and only after he's called out and guilted into it, but the RIP DJ column comes out within hours.

again, FU Bill.

El Padrino said...

i copuld have posted at like 11am eta but that would have been detrimental to the blog

El Padrino said...

good job ben
i love failure stories

Isiah Thomas said...

what were cumfasts comments about? the invention of the wheel?

Isiah Thomas said...

EP it's all good, TP called his shot with the beer and he bambino'd it.

El Padrino said...

zeke didnt know that
bill's a douche

El Padrino said...

tru

Isiah Thomas said...

and my company nazi is websense also....

El Padrino said...

zeke way to take it like a man

didnt you say you have a outlet for all kinds of beers by you

see if they have that one

Ben said...

cumfast just had links to the jennifer aniston topless pics again, and the lawsuit that was filed.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah we got a place with a wide selection, I will check it out this weekend and report back. What's the shit called again, Brooklyn Beer?

Ben said...

I told you yesterday, Simmons has a pre-written obituary for every member of the 80's celtics. All he had to do was change the dates and hit "publish"

ToddPacker said...

Ep, any recommendations?

I’m leaning toward the lager or the pennant ale.


i'll have to re-pay you rev style... maybe some ybor city hand rolled cigars

Ben said...

ESPN has Marty Schottenheimer chatting today at noon. I bet it won't be as funny as it could be.

Isiah Thomas said...

any see that hs game last night? At first I was wondering why ESPN keeps putting the on, but that OJ Mayo kid was impressive.

Beth82678 said...

Ben, go check out NOISB about Whitlock's writing. He wrote the one article you linked very critical of Allstar weekend but then wrote another one on a different site talking about how great it was. NOISB does a funny job calling him out on it.

El Padrino said...

the lager is the one i was drinkin that night i announced this blessed event

i've actualyl never had the pennant one because it's a summer beer (only available then, usually)
and in the summer i rock corona's big time

i can check tho to see if they have that

Spaceman Spiff said...

barry melrose called the senators a bunch of pussies for letting their goalie fight instead of getting into it

El Padrino said...

barry melrose rocks a mullet

Ben said...

Beth-
I read both the stories and don't think they contradict themselves too much. What I gather from Whitlock was he had a great time in Vegas. But now he's reading about all the stuff that happened and is remiss about the fact that black people can't gather together without violence breaking out. It's an essay on american culture.

Isiah Thomas said...

first person I talked to today gave me the "hey it's friday" line.

Ben said...

Knicks are only 2 1/2 games out of the playoffs and with Wade going down, there's a chance they could make it.

The Rev said...

Ybor city cigars...

I'll have to make a bet with you just for a shot at a few of those. I'm sure they are pretty good.

Spaceman Spiff said...

wade got what was coming to him

The Rev said...

I gave ElP some cakes back because I thought he was only gonna send me a dozen, but he sent me two dozen and coffee. I felt he went above and beyond.

ElP does not welch. I know it.

Ben said...

I just saw a guy wearing a Harley t-shirt in the office, and the guy sitting next to him is sporting a Dale Jr shirt. I've heard of casual friday, but I think that's taking it a little too far.

The Rev said...

That hockey fight... pretty good for 2007. But compared to 1970's fights, not even close.

The Rev said...

Not much beaver in NYC

I thought the headline was funny, only cause I got a dirty mind.

The Rev said...

More news...

Corey Dillon is seeking his release from the Patriots.

Cue the "We will miss Corey Dillon" SG article in 3... 2... 1...

ToddPacker said...

rev, maybe a mets/phils bet....

Ben said...

I just recieved an email signed

Best Regards

is the best necessary, is this above and beyond?

El Padrino said...

i hate the "it's friday" guy

Spaceman Spiff said...

dillon wants to be released? he should just keep riding in case they win another one

temwr said...

Dillon wants to sign with the Colts when Rhodes leaves.

ebntx said...

been raped all week by tps. whats up?

temwr said...

who are you?

Ben said...

Dillon will sign with Cleveland.

Ben said...

eb-
That's what you get for having confederate soldiers day off.

temwr said...

I hate casual friday.

1) because my part of the company doesn't get to partake.

2) girls wear jeans and a long sleeve t-shirt and that is OK. Even if I was allowed to partake I wouldn't be allowed to do that.

Now it is lunch time.

Ben said...

I need a good picture for blogger

The Rev said...

I ain't against a Mets / Phils bet this year.

ToddPacker said...

Need help from the LOV legal team...
2 weeks ago my wife gets an oil change and tire rotation from one of the local chain garages. Anyway, yesterday she’s driving around and the front drivers-side tire flies off while she’s turning. She didn’t hit any thing but the car drove on the rotar for like 20 feet and the wheel banged into the body of the car and it caused all kinds of body damage (minor, but body damage is usually expensive) and probably some kind of damage to the rotor... the car was towed to the garage where they did the tire rotation... tow-truck driver said wheel fell off because the lug-nuts where not tightened properly. I’m waiting for the manager to call me back, but the garage should be responsible for the repairs, right...

El Padrino said...

absolutely
dont take no shit
they pay

ToddPacker said...

that's what i figured... i asked my wife "if anything felt strange after the tire rotation" (i don't drive the mini-van) and she said she felt a little wobble and heard some noise ever since they did the work... so i hope they don't play the "it's your fault for not bringing it back right away"....


then i fought with my wife about how lame it was for her to drive around with a strange noises coming from the front end for 2 weeks

Isiah Thomas said...

TP - at a minimum I'd say they pay for all repairs and give you free oil changes/rotations for the life of the car (if you even wanted to go back there)

God forbid your wife was in the middle of a busy intersection or on the highway when this happened.

And if they try and play games tell them you'll have your lawyer, Ezekial Thomas, Esq. call them about litigation.

Ben said...

Midas completely busted one of the posts on my hub a few years back after I got the brakes replaced. The guy said "oops" and "well, you don't need all 5 of them anyway". Needless to say, they fixed it, but only after I threw a fit, and a loud fit.

ToddPacker said...

free lunch today for "national engineers week"...

ToddPacker said...

"God forbid your wife was in the middle of a busy intersection or on the highway when this happened"

yea, that's the angle my wife went with... she was in the car with the kids... she was really yelling at the repair guy this morning... guy was just like "you'll have to wait for the manager to come in the afternoon"

The Rev said...

Chain car repair places suck ass!

As a friend of mine in that business once said, "Those who can, do. Those who can't work for Pep Boys."

Isiah Thomas said...

we're busting out the wings/pizza delivery for lunch. Def will have to make it a taco night now. Gas will be off the hook tonight. FMZ will be getting a dutch oven code red at 3 am fo sho.

H said...

Good luck with that, TP. the garage definitely should be responsible for all the repairs as it was their fault. Thankfully no one was hurt though. Things can be fixed/replaced. Wife and kids cannot.

Ben said...

company is bringing in lunch. How much do you want to bet there aren't any fish/vegetarian items brought in, even though it's the first friday of Lent?

The Rev said...

"Did you order the Dutch Oven Code Red?"

YOU"RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!

Isiah Thomas said...

if it comes to a litigation call TP, I'll only want a small % of the settlement, no need to charge by the hour to fellow LOV members.

Isiah Thomas said...

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMELL!

The Rev said...

One thing about the first Friday of Lent... it's one of the busiest night for pizza shops.

When I used to deliver pizzas, you could count on busting your ass during Lent on Friday and Saturday nights. But the tips were great.

Mills said...

TP -- damn shibby the tire place is responsible. if it would have been a little longer than two weeks -- like 2 months, then you are probably in for a fight, but in such a short period, they are on the hook for being negligent. however, that doesn't mean they will pay up.

Isiah Thomas said...

have you seen the tire itself? if so are the holes oval shaped? if so that's proof positive the lugnuts weren't tightened properly.

El Padrino said...

ben, raviolis today
from home
oh yeah

The Rev said...

I've driven with noises in the front end before. I know that feeling.

Of course, you try to get it to a mechanic right away, but sometimes the good mechanics can't even get an appointment free for days. So two weeks isn't out of the question.

Isiah Thomas said...

I just busted out two "if so"'s in one sentence.....I'm a regular Bob Marley.

Ben said...

TP-
If they give you a hard time about paying for it, then i'd call your insurance company. Let them know what happened. The insurance company will probably pay up for you, and then they'll use their lawyers and go after the shop.

Mills said...

TP -- Just starting throwing out things like "negligence" and that they "breached their duty of care" -- they should poney up.

Mills said...

pony

The Rev said...

How friggin hard is it to tighten lugnuts?

Mechanics have a gun to do that for cryin out loud. Those things should be tighter than Britney Spears at 16 years old.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've been hookin' up some sweet myspace action.

Isiah Thomas said...

rev those "front end noises" were probably just gas pains.

Isiah Thomas said...

The insurance company will probably pay up for you, and then they'll use their lawyers and go after the shop.

then they'll triple your rates.

Mills said...

ben -- that is not great advice.

you would have to pay your insurance company the deductible, assuming you have comprehensive, and then yeah...they will subrogate and get back the money from the shop eventually, but you will still have a CLAIM on file, and it will always be there to potentially hurt your rates.

you would be better off spending about 500 bucks on a lawyer to write a demand letter and handle it, and have the lawyer try and get attorneys fees back in the settlement. not that you would actually get the attorneys fees, but you might.

El Padrino said...

mechanic ...

just bring it down the block to vinny's, he'll fix it

Ben said...

Insurance company won't triple your rates if they get their money back from the shop. Either way it'll be a lot cheaper then having to hire a lawyer on your own.

Isiah Thomas said...

The law offices of Ezekial Thomas, Esq. will not charge attorny fees.

Mills said...

elp - i really like vito's much better. much more reputable.

El Padrino said...

call jacoby and meyers

Isiah Thomas said...

The Law Offices of Ezekial Thomas, Esq. does not guarantee correct spelling in any written correspondence either.

Isiah Thomas said...

*spelling or grammar

Ben said...

You forget that this is a "chain" shop so they have a legal team. A demand letter wouldn't scare them at all. If it was mom and pop, then yes. I agree that you'd have to pay the deductible, but that's why you have insurance, and I hate insurance companies.

Isiah Thomas said...

tell the mgr Scoop told you your civil rights were violated

Ben said...

Hopefully you have allstate with Pedro Cerrano, they have accident forgiveness

Isiah Thomas said...

subrogate

I think this may have been the biggest vocab word dropped on LOV e.V.A.r

Isiah Thomas said...

I will probably subrogate in my pants after eating pizza and wings for lunch.

Ben said...

I think TP should tell us which shop it was, that way we can bad mouth them.

TP, Make sure you tell them that if things aren't resolved amicably that there will be an LOV war launched upon them.

Isiah Thomas said...

Who you subrogating biatch?

sorry just trying to see it in different contexts. Carry on.

Isiah Thomas said...

"You don't want a declaration of war from LOV DO YOU?"

that'll get em

El Padrino said...

yeah tll them we will get subrogate on thier asses

Isiah Thomas said...

whatever you do on the call you must...MUST I SAY....call the guy a thundercunt or his employees...

"I'm not sure which thundercunt was working on my whip"

and call it a whip or ride, not car.

Isiah Thomas said...

tell them you'll take it to West Coast Customs next time.....

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd drop a "my attorney has advised me...." or "my insurance company said...." or "the police think..."

any or all of the above will be effective

El Padrino said...

hahahahahhahaha
west coast customs

haaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaa

Isiah Thomas said...

behold the pimp hand zzzzz

Ben said...

Tell them that what PacMan did will pale in comparison to what you plan. Throw in "make it rain" to make you sound serious.

Isiah Thomas said...

god damn blocked with the pimphand z....for fucks sake

El Padrino said...

if all else fails
drop a deuce on the counter

El Padrino said...

*finger wagging side to side*

Isiah Thomas said...

oh you've gots to throw in a "who's wife do I have to plow to get lugnuts tightened correctly?"

Ben said...

wow, that escalated quickly

El Padrino said...

yeah, that really got out of hand

Isiah Thomas said...

deuce on the counter gets the message across

El Padrino said...

i'd say so

Ben said...

I've always liked the deuce on the counter approach. Deuce in the shop works too.

El Padrino said...

thy deuce solves all

Ben said...

TP-
Tell them if they don't make things right, you'll fuck with their wiki page...that'll get them.

El Padrino said...

zeke last time suns and wolves played Garnett threw up like 40 right?

Isiah Thomas said...

this chain shop is probably independently owned and operated so letter from an attorney would prob rattle the guys chain. Now if you tried to sue the corp it wouldn't do much.

El Padrino said...

in a winning effort

El Padrino said...

was that with or without nash

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah he did, I think that snapped their streak at 17.

Isiah Thomas said...

with nash

El Padrino said...

im down like $300 but i just cant stop, looking for akshon tonigghtt!!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - you can't win anything if you don't gamble. You can rally.

El Padrino said...

suns moneyline

feel me

Spaceman Spiff said...

im on a losing streak as well

El Padrino said...

had wright st. last night
butler
nevada
cavs

i just got fucking crushed

i hit oregon but losing 4 out of 5 is not cool

Spaceman Spiff said...

number 23 got absolutely horrible reviews

Isiah Thomas said...

I like the Suns for the dubya tonight. As long as Nash is playing they're set for a nice win streak.

Ben said...

Is Deron Williams going to play tonight? If not, i don't give the Jazz much chance. He missed Tuesday's game and they lost at home to Portland.

The Rev said...

rev those "front end noises" were probably just gas pains.

You're wrong.

then it would be rear end noises.

The Rev said...

subrogate
One entry found for subrogate.

Main Entry: sub·ro·gate
Pronunciation: 's&-brO-"gAt
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): -gat·ed; -gat·ing
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin subrogatus, past participle of subrogare, surrogare -- more at SURROGATE
: to put in the place of another; especially : to substitute (as a second creditor) for another with regard to a legal right or claim

The Rev said...

Why can't you lawyer fuckers just say "substitute"?

Isiah Thomas said...

At 10.3 rebounds per game, Marion is the shortest player listed among the league's top 15 rebounders. He averages 10.1 rebounds in eight NBA seasons and consistently ranks among the league leaders in steals.

further proof, re: Melo vs Marion

El Padrino said...

spiff we gotta snap out of it
tonight's the night

moneyline bets
i aint fucking with spreads

El Padrino said...

toronto @ home over Indy
oh yeah

Spaceman Spiff said...

melo sucks cack

temwr said...

Auto store sagas, nifty stuff.

temwr said...

TJW is MIA.

I think his new (first?) girlfriend has him on a short lease. He is probably doing her Math homework now, then he has some Social Studies to do, then they are going to hit the mall or maybe the teeter totter.

temwr said...

Lawyer talk acts as a barrier to entry into the field.

Accountants do a similar thing.

temwr said...

fuck AXE.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Meiztombo

The Pics are currently the hightlight.

temwr said...

I dub that a natural Z.

4 in a row all 1 minute apart.

Isiah Thomas said...

maybe he's decorating her Language Arts book cover with a "TJW (hearts) U"

El Padrino said...

tem just waltzes in and bangs out a z

impressive

Isiah Thomas said...

props for the natural z

as an accountant I qualify for lawyer convo's as I've seen A Few Good Men and other such movies.

El Padrino said...

nice meiz

Isiah Thomas said...

blocky on the myspace

temwr said...

Ezekial Thomas, Esq., CPA

You need LOV business cards that say that.

Isiah Thomas said...

deke when you woke up today did you go:

1) damn, feel good, didn't drink last night

or

2) damn, didn't drink last night, wtf

and did you notice any change in the dreams?

Please advise.

And wc must still be in the boss man's office or he's already shot up the place and CNN is en route.

temwr said...

It is after lunch on a friday. I have officially moved into eff work mode. Unless the big boss snaps me out of it.

Ben said...

good stuff there meiz

z? please advise

The Rev said...

I would do unspeakable things to Katharine McPhee.

And apparently, according to this picture...

So would Tyra Banks

Ben said...

zeke, i think it's only been 20 minutes in the boss's office for WC. But i'm watching CNN for "a Birmingham man opened fire"

temwr said...

Injured CFO update:

Fractured Hip, Broken Pelvis. He's in traction. I am filing with the NCAA to get him a medical red shirt for this year.

I have made no less than 5 attempts at getting his Wisconsin/OSU tix. I am now at the point where I am just trying to wear the current holder of said tickets down.

Isiah Thomas said...

t minus 45 mins till pizza/wings

temwr said...

wc has been in his meeting for almost 90 minutes now, assuming it started on time.

Ben said...

"i squeezed her boobs and they are real. They are jiggly and soft"

That's the hard hitting journalism that america needs...Thanks Tyra.

El Padrino said...

wouldnt it be great if WC's boss says something like "your on this damn LOV site all day, you're fired"

that would suck for WC but totally make my day

temwr said...

It probably got parlayed into a lunch event as well.

Or they gave him the keys to the executive washroom and he is dropping his first duece in there.

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