Wednesday, February 14, 2007

I get the V-Day post.

Yes, I, the one and only Reverend of Love, gets to post on Valentine's Day. Aren't you all lucky?

OK, enough of that crap. I promise this posting will not be on Valentine's Day at all. Let's get into business.

- I'll get to sports in a little bit. Allow me to first report that the Philly area is a flat out mess. The ice that came after the storm has made everything pretty much useless on the roads. If it wasn't for a guy who gave me a push out of the snow my car was stuck in today, I might still be stuck right now.

While we are at it, you would think the plow guys would be a little more helpful in my apartment complex. You see, my parking lot is attached to a small side street which empties out onto Route 420. You have to use the side street to get into the parking lot. Of course, technically the street is the town's jurisdiction. The plow guys from the apartment complex gave the parking lot the once over today. But when they get to the side street that we have to use to get out of the parking lot, they lift the plow and don't do a damn thing. The town hasn't plowed the side street yet, so there's a few inches of snow on it. And this side street is maybe the size of a Devin Hester touchdown return. Would it have killed the plow guys to hit the street with the plow as they left?

Well, take a wild guess where I got stuck. Right as I leave the parking lot and get on the street, I can't move for about 5 minutes until I got the push out.

Thanks, plow guys. You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!

- So someone thought I would give the old 5 scroller on The Departed DVD release. I'll keep it to about 2 scrolls.

Right after the movie, I was blown away by it all. It is a tremendous movie. Today, as I look back on it, I do have a critique or two.

Let's just say there were times I thought the movie was a little difficult to follow. But, you do catch up to the action if you stick with it. So that isn't too bad.

I heard a lot about how they supposedly had the Boston accent down pat. Well, most of them did. Alec Baldwin struggled with it. So did Martin Sheen. But hey, for the most part it was probably some of the most authentic Massachusetts acting I have ever seen. That is not an easy accent to portray. It helps when Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg are locals.

I thought Jack was very good. I thought Leo DiCaprio had some solid acting. And the story is based on a real life character who I have heard a lot about, a guy named Whitey Bulger. If you ever get a chance and want to know a little more background on the movie, read up on Whitey.

This movie needs a second watching for me to pick up on things I may have missed. I'm sure that will take place soon.

All in all, I give it 4 out of 5 chills.

- Now onto sports topics...

Well, I haven't heard word one yet about Jimmy Johnson having interest in the Chargers job which became a rumor yesterday. But on the way in this morning, I heard the names Ron Rivera, Rex Ryan, and Mike Singletary in the mix. Now I see Norv Turner is on the list.

Rex Ryan... Buddy's son. Now that would be interesting. I wonder if he would coach like the old man. And that is, not have any offensive playbook or offensive line to speak of, and do everything with his defense. And would Rex Ryan come into the first press conference with a cowboy hat on and declare "You have a winner in town!" I'd like to see that.

And as far as Marty talking about what the Chargers did to him in an interview yesterday, IDGAF. Marty has to be the most overrated coach in the modern era, period! It would be so much easier if he only sucked. But no, Marty teases you with a great run into the playoffs, then lets the wheels come off. That's the worst in my mind.

And even worse... I'm betting he gets another job, probably in 2008.

- I think I will like Tiki Barber as a commentator.

You gotta love how he waited until he got that cushy media job in hand, and then came out blasting on Tom Coughlin. Don't bash your former employer during the interview process. I learned that a while ago.

Then, once it's settled... BOOM!

- It's about to become an interesting time in the NBA with the All-Star game and the trade deadline looming. Which of course means the Tyler Bat Signal will be on constant standby.

I'll admit the NBA has been hard for me to follow this year. The Sixers are just too tough for me to watch right now. And worse, they're playing just well enough to get the 3rd or 4th best lottery ball amount.

But can I get an LOV ruling on one thing? I just found out about this.

The new Sixers road red jerseys

Really, this is the most interesting thing I have in Philly.

That's all I got for now. NBL!

485 comments:

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Ben said...

Very good work Rev. Liked it a lot.

El Padrino said...

barber is dead on, coughlin thinks he's coaching in the 60's
giants have had more injuries the past 3 years than the prior 5 years combined!

Spaceman Spiff said...

like the rev movie rating system 'chills'

Ben said...

I think the chargers should go after Rob Ryan, Buddy's other son, the one that's in Oakland. He's got that cool feathered hair look going on.

El Padrino said...

rev i mentioned awhile back that i coulda did without that horse face psychatrist, agree?

Spaceman Spiff said...

wright state -14 tonight, akron paid out last night

Ben said...

I guess Tiki isn't going to get invited to the Coughlin dinner party anytime soon.

El Padrino said...

missed on the bulls, hit with the knicks

temwr said...

"- I think I will like Tiki Barber as a commentator."

Remember when you type things like this you sound like Skunk Patch.

Spaceman Spiff said...

baldwin made up for his accent with comic relief

temwr said...

Rivera is the man. His name just sounds good in San Diego.

temwr said...

The plow guys here plow the street and pile the snow right into your driveway.

So now the road has about 1 inch of snow on it, but the end of my driveway has a foot, foot and half high pile of ice.

Of course my car is a POS, so I don't mind reving it up and flooring right into that sumbitch.

Ben said...

When we had our big storm, the teenagers that live next door decided they would take their s-10 blazer and drive around the neighborhood. They got stuck after about 15 feet. And we all laughed at them. Then the guy trying to pull them out got stuck...bunch of idiots.

ebntx said...

spreading the anti vday

El Padrino said...

and tem plows ds's wifey

El Padrino said...

awesome pic, i'm borrowing it for my blog

El Padrino said...

awesome pic, i'm borrowing it for my blog

Ben said...

david thorpe is the master of answering questions without actually answering.

El Padrino said...

boston celtics on the moneyline tonight

The Rev said...

They could have done better with the psychiatrist for sure.

Mills said...

Clayton mentioned Jimmy Johnson as a potential candidate. Supposedly though Carroll and the Chargers have a secret deal.

I doubt either for their truthiness.

The Rev said...

I agree Baldwin was hilarious. He was great in the role. The accent just needed slight work.

The Rev said...

I will laugh heartily if the Chargers hire Pete Carroll.

The Rev said...

Yes, "chills" will be my movie rating system from now on.

I'm making it mine.

Ben said...

Now DS has a post up about how his wife knows more about basketball then he does. No wonder ESPN gave him the boot.

The Rev said...

Apparently, Scorsese could have gone with Kate Winslet or Hilary Swank in the psychiatrist role, but went with the newer girl.

El Padrino said...

i mean the role, the part
i felt like it didnt matter in the film

El Padrino said...

she's the chick from running scared

Spaceman Spiff said...

no on winslet who wants to be reminded of titanic?

El Padrino said...

winslet has nice fun bags tho
but still

the part was meaningless

The Rev said...

Ladies and gentlemen...

step right up and see the most amazing feat!

Witness Dan Shanoff jumping the shark!

ebntx said...

maybe he'd trip and fall right into it

Ben said...

Oh, i have a new evil plot for DS. He doesn't have comment moderation on his myspace page.

Isiah Thomas said...

wasn't the departed originally a japanese film called something else? you sure its about Marc Bulger's dad Whitey?

El Padrino said...

i guess mariucci ruined himsefl when he coached the lions

Isiah Thomas said...

are there odds on coughlin getting fired after next season? I'd put a mil on that.

temwr said...

Re: DS wife

She definitely knows a lot about basketball. While plowing her she often says things like "great rebound", "way to stuff it", "nice drive", and "take it to the hole."

Of couse DS probably found about her knowledge when she complained about him having another "3 second violation."

El Padrino said...

yeah it's premise was based off japanese bad cop/internal affairs type thing

Isiah Thomas said...

DS's latest post is well I don't have a word for how bad it is.

El Padrino said...

or "THROW IT DOWN BIG MAN"

"THROW IT DOWN"
*bill walton voice*

Isiah Thomas said...

"way to stuff it",


ahahahahah

great comment tem.

way.to.stuff.it

El Padrino said...

fassel and martz took thier teams to super bowls in 2000 and 2001
jus sayin

Ben said...

Coughlin sticks around again if they make the playoffs. It's not like the team is owned by Dean Spanos.

El Padrino said...

if giants dont make title game (nfc), he's gone

get your mil redy

Isiah Thomas said...

DS's wife : "That was HORRIBLE....HORRIBLE" to DS as he tries to plow her.

Spaceman Spiff said...

it was a chinese movie called internal affairs. the chinese went made 2 sequels. i dont see that happening here

Ben said...

"when you're talking about Temwr, you're talking about one of the greatest plowers of ALL TIME." (Bill Walton voice)

Ben said...

lunch time

H said...

I disagree El P, I think the shrink role was veyr important to the plot. And I also think she was quite hot. Different looking for sure, but still highly doable.

temwr said...

Yesterday's unspeakable: "Ziyi Zhang"

Today's unspeakable: "Christine Lakin"

H said...

Favorite line from the movie? Mine was "I thought I was supposed to go into shock? I'm not in shock. It fuckin huuuuuurts!" Classic.

H said...

Tem, last year during our only significant storm, I tried to plos the camaro over a snow bank at the end of the lot at work. At the last second i had to slam the brakes because of some asshole tooling down the road with no headlights in white out conditions. Needless to say, the car got stuck on the snow back. That was fun to dig out. It was like a turtle on its shell, couldn't move. good times.

Spaceman Spiff said...
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Spaceman Spiff said...

temwr, i would stuff lakin as well, step by step, pump by pump

El Padrino said...

h we are in disagreement

please advise

and her face looked like Barbaro's face

El Padrino said...

most girls are "doable" in my book

H said...

Re: the departed. It was based on a HK film called Infernal Affairs (yes that is spelled right). When they decided to do a remake of it, they chose Boston as the setting because of the Whitey Bulger story. So both sides are right.

temwr said...

I would stuff almost all the ladies on that show.

temwr said...

I'd say all, but I think they had an old nasty aunt or something, or grandma, or something.

temwr said...

Digging a car out is no fun at all.

I hate bastards who don't put on their headlights in storms.

H said...

Well I can't really get into it too much witrhout spoling the ending for those who haven't seen it. But you kinda have to read between the lines to see some of her importance. Think the envelope and how it affected the ending. When more peeps on here have said they have seen it, I'll get into it more, k?

ebntx said...

i have yet to see the movie, but i have to see this woman/horse shrink. name anyone?

The Rev said...

The premise of the movie was based on the Japanese film.

The character Jack played was totally based on Bulger. They incorporated them both.

El Padrino said...

the envelope, i realize it
they needed a character that leo could trust, i'll rewatch again

Spaceman Spiff said...

there was supposed to be a scene where they imply jack gets done by one of the chicks with a strap on or something to that effect, was that in the deleted scenes rev so i can avoid it? i am not joking, i think it was jacks idea too.
"the actor reportedly "rewrote" some of his sex scenes in Martin Scorsese's The Departed to include some of his tools of the trade"
"Jack suggested using a [prosthetic appendage]," adds the source"

please advise immediately

ToddPacker said...

nice post, rev... i like the "chills" rating sytem...

The Rev said...

Vera Famiglia

Hot body, but a face that would make a train take a dirt road.

Spaceman Spiff said...

not a JAP film

HK (chinese)

The Rev said...

I did not see that scene in the movie.

Nor have I watched the deleted scenes yet.

So I believe you may proceed safely.

H said...

I thought this was kinda funny. CMfost is 35 years old. I don't rag on him like you guys do, but just thinking about some of his posts and reponses, I found that surprising. I honestly thought he was much younger. hmm.

Isiah Thomas said...

jack wanted to get humped by a chick wearing a strap on?

please advise as this is disturbing.

H said...

Spiff and Rev, he uses the "prostetic" in a porn theater to startle the person he is meeting with. He walks up on the guy moaning and groaning and holding it like it is really his own. Just a quick comic relief scene that was in the movie.

Isiah Thomas said...

I thought cumfast was a 7 yr old chick.

Isiah Thomas said...

I need to rent and rewatch.

H said...

Who is Christine Lakin?

please advise. best wishes.

The Rev said...

I will check out the deleted scenes tonight and advise further.

H said...

Rev, I haven't seen the deleted scenes yet, but I'm pretty sure it was the scene where the cops' rat is following Costello's rat into the porn theater. Jack has a prostetic with him in that scene. Maybe there are others.

The Rev said...

That is the only prosthetic scene I remember. And that is more comical than digusting.

H said...

I hate not bein able to ask your opinions on more stuff Rev, but I don't wanna spoil anything. How'd you like the soundtrack though? Stones and Dropkick Murphy's was plenty good enough for me.

The Rev said...

"they needed a character that leo could trust"

And they also made her a link between Leo and Matt Damon.

temwr said...

Christine Lakin was the youngest daughter chick on Step by Step.

She played on tom boy on the show, but she is smokin hot.

Spaceman Spiff said...

lakin is the tomboy from the show step by step

temwr said...

Lakin

Isiah Thomas said...

borderline too much step-by-step knowledge.

Please advise.

temwr said...

Re: Step by Step

No such thing as too much SbS knowledge when dealing with the chicks on that show. All 3 were smokin.

Now if I were to say that the guy who played the dumb kid also went on to start in Kickboxer 2-5 or something like that, then I would be demonstrating too much knowledge.

El Padrino said...

step by step

please advise

with suzzanne?

Spaceman Spiff said...

step by step was on when i was 8 years old

regards

El Padrino said...

yeah i think it was when i was like 10 or 12

regards

just the ten of us?

please advise

El Padrino said...

was rick majerus on just the ten of us or was that another fat bald white guy?

El Padrino said...

alf was the shit

and perfect strangers

"dont be ridiculous cousin larry"

temwr said...

Re: SbS

Yes, with Suzanne.

I was 12 or so when it was on.

El Padrino said...

90's tv z

impressive

The Rev said...

Soundtrack...

Scorsese always uses the Stones. It's a thing with him. But I like. Dropkick Murphy's are so perfect for a Boston movie.

But when I heard Van Morrison singing Comfortably Numb, I was impressed. I have to find that.

temwr said...

Re: Jt10ou, etc.

It was not Rick Maj.

That show also had a hot chick or two. I am not sure how they stood up to the test of time though. A follow up on this should be added to the action list.

The daughter on ALF had potential, please advise as to her current status.

Perfect Strangers had 2 hot chicks as well, but they may have also lost the war against time, further investigation is required. I suggest allocating a non-essential employee to this fact finding mission. It is not applicable to our Core function, but something should be able to be gleamed from the knowledge.

Regards.

temwr said...

Z-nied.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Taking a breather.

No hoops lines about DS sexing his wife and using the words "palming" or "good penetration" or "getting the rock into the low post"? I am disappointed.

H said...

YES! perfect song for that scene too. Given the drug use and what not. Perfect choice.

The Rev said...

I was 20 when Step By Step started.

Damn, I'm old.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the smart daughter on SBS got way better looking with age

Spaceman Spiff said...

looks like norbit could really kill eddie's oscar bid

Spaceman Spiff said...

stealth was not released until jamie foxx had the oscar, eddie shoulda taken notes

El Padrino said...

mvn, I Bill Walton'd it?
sorry to disapoint

tem good job on the corp speak email inquiring on sitcom hotties

The Rev said...

I'm on the Just the Ten of Us project.

In fact, I can confirm hotness of one cast member...

Jamie Luner

Will advise further

temwr said...

First pic I saw of her was the half nekkid one. Nice.

Second was with a Baldwin brother.

temwr said...

good penetration was a complete bust on my part. no excuse for leaving that out.

Martin VanNostrand said...

The two oldest chicks in Jt10ou were way hot, at least back then. This is the only line I remember from the show but the one fo the girls boyfriends was over for supper and they were having chicken. The Rick Maj stunt double asked him "Would you like a breast or a leg (maybe thigh)?" and gave him a dirty look. Then the dude answered "I'll take a wing" or something like that.

I must have been in Jr High as I don't recall watching that show in hike school but I knew I should put the "I'll take a wing line" in the vault incase I ever faced that situation.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the daughter on family matters, the one that was written off the show after wanting more money, turned to porn

El Padrino said...

nerds rope
t - 5 minutes

El Padrino said...

cvs
2 for .88

ToddPacker said...

"2 for .88"

that's a bargin... that's all i got... back to work

whocares said...

Solid work on JTTOU Rev. I think the two oldest were the dity/slutty types and there was the brainy/tomboy 12 year old girl. Then there were some really young ones.


Wait, wasnt one of the daughters was the chick from the original Nightmare on Elm Skreet? Or did I just make that up?

Martin VanNostrand said...

If Rev was 20 maybe I was in hike school and it just seemed earlier. I'm 31 and now feel old.

whocares said...

*dity=ditzy

whocares said...
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The Rev said...

Heather Langenkamp

One of the older sisters in 10 Of Us I believe. She made her career in the Nightmare on Elm St movies. Was a hottie previously. Now might be considered MILF territory today.

El Padrino said...

Britney is really nuts

The Rev said...

Heather Langenkamp today

Not bad. Though I believe she's been reduced to giving nerds wet dreams at sci-fi and horror conventions.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why can't people just take "no" for an answer. Sorry douchebag, we don't ship guns.

El Padrino said...

remember the barbi twins

Ben said...

Britney is batshit crazy. I think that should always be how people refer to her.

El Padrino said...

what about tasers
do you ship tasers?

Ben said...

You know what i miss. When i was growing up it seemed like there were a lot more half naked posters out there. Now, none.

Ben said...

meiz-
If i had a box of rocks, would you guys ship that?

temwr said...

We hired a bunch of IT guys recently.

They are all super dorks.

I might make it my mission to find a chick to bang one of them.

Ben said...

Joe Johnson got Kidd's spot on the AS team.

temwr said...

I think whoever was in charge of hiring just tried to find the most Dilbert looking fucker they could find.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tazers-yes

Rocks- can I have one first?

El Padrino said...

awwwwww..

a pet project

Ben said...

Someday i hope to be in charge of hiring...then it will be all hot chicks.

The Rev said...

I never thought I'd say this...

but K-Fed might be a better parent for Britney's kids.

whocares said...

Even though people keep giving her shit, Britney's body is still in fairly good shape. Not the schoolgirl outfit body we all remember, but still pretty good for a chick with two chillins.

temwr said...

K-Fed is definitely a better parent right now.

It is hard not to be.

temwr said...

Her body is good. Her mind is a fucking mess.

The Rev said...

Family Matters porn chick

It's just comical to see her career go from Judy Winslow to More Black Dirty Debutantes 30.

Spaceman Spiff said...

so no one is amazed with a girl that used to be in a TGIF lineup show doing anal on camera?

The Rev said...

Britney's body is fine now.

But remember... we have the Britney from 5 years ago to compare it to, and that Britney was in the pantheon. This Britney is equivalent to any hot chick in any nightclub.

Today's Britney actually looks "attainable hot" as opposed to "unattainable hot".

Well, maybe not attainable for me. But you get my drift.

H said...

Hey do we have any tech people on here? I need help circumventing website restrictions here at work. Is that even possible??

temwr said...

Re: TGIF porn chick

I am not too shocked. If Screech can have a sex tape then anything is possible.

Re: Web restrictions

I haven't the slightest. I bet Steve knows though.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"It's just comical to see her career go from Judy Winslow to More Black Dirty Debutantes 30"

agreed. that was a 7 year span. you're telling me she couldn't even land on Moesha? High comedy. and now back to TPS.

The Rev said...

Having a sex tape is one thing.

Having a sex career is another level of committment.

The Rev said...

Spiff...

have we confirmed that she actually did the anal thing?

Can you advise?

ebntx said...

back from lunch.

thanks for the name rev. i dont think she looks bad. not your knockout beauty, but in elp word "doable."

El Padrino said...

i wish i had a sex career

temwr said...

SG has about 4 sentences and a short mailbag up. Is that new?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Old style Brit was the undisputed World #1.

ebntx said...

"judy winslow"

at what point does someone decide to leave primetime network tv and decide porn is the way to go?

that just makes me want to see a reunion family matters and everyone remember how little judy left to hollywood to become a big star.

temwr said...

They could give the grandma a heart attack by showing her movies.

whocares said...

It just sucks that she's the one that chose to do porn. Of all the child stars I was hoping that any of these would be naked on camera before her:

Punky Brewster
Kelly Kapowski
Any of the JTTOU girls
The Step by Step girls
Either of the hot girls from Hey Dude

temwr said...

But you did get:

Alyssa Milano

and

Chick from Charles in Charge, whose name I should know, but forget.

temwr said...

I mean really all the on camera nekkid mojo was taken up by that decade.

Of all the people from that decade, Growing Pains, Who's the Boss, Charles in Charge, Family Ties, etc. Allysa and Charles in Charge chick would have been my 1 and 2 picks.

temwr said...

And the other Charles in Charge chick is now pretty hot too. Just a FYI.

ebntx said...

"Either of the hot girls from Hey Dude"

wth is that?

temwr said...

I also do not know what Hey Dude is.

The Rev said...

Charles in charge chick...

I believe you mean Nicole Eggert.

Steve said...

DS's blog...what a joke. I can't believe he put that shit up there.

H, your screwed buddy Unless you can bribe System Admin, or if you don't value your job very much.


JTTOU? Hey Dude? I've never heard of either of these.

Britney...what a sad sad sad year this has been for men all across the globe. I bet there are men in the most remote parts of Africa shaking there head and saying "what the fuck, Britney"

The Rev said...

That was new SG on the blog.

Best revelation... the Tonya Cooley Skinemax flick.

I wish I had Skinemax.

El Padrino said...

cheap bastard

Steve said...

"Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now."

Ya'll might hear something like this coming from RDU tonight after Duke drops is 5th in a row.

GOD DAMIT!!!!

H said...

At least Punky Brewster ended up with massive fun bags. She'll show them eventually is my bet.

The Rev said...

Hey Dude

I had to look it up to see what the hell we were talking about.

Apparently it was a Nickelodeon series. So I never watched it either.

It did feature Christine Taylor in an episode, so it has that going for it.

whocares said...

You folks were missing out by not watching Hey Dude. Two quality chicks on there.

And I think Charles in Charge chick already did a soft core porn movie with Corey Haim. She showed the puppies, but that's about all.

The Rev said...

Yeah, but Punky had the breast reduction surgery.

Damn things were actually hurting her back.

CMFost said...




something for you

whocares said...

Hey Dude was a poor man's SBTB, filmed on a Ranch rather than a high school. Same concept though. All-American Guy, Good Looking Girl, Slightly less attractive brainy friend, ethnic friend (ala AC Slater, only on Hey Dude he was an injun). Inept main boss (ala Belding)


Mix those together, throw in a dash of hijinks. Early 90's comedy gold.

whocares said...

Nobody's heard of Hey Dude?

You gotta be kidding me.

temwr said...

I don't trust cum fast. WTF did he link to? I ain't checking.

temwr said...

I had never heard of it.

That imdb thing rev liked to doesn't even tell you who starred in it. I think it is all made up.

H said...

Tanya Cooley did a skinemax flick?? Where did you see that? That's a must watch for comedic value alone.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hey Dude was awesome.

whocares said...

"It did feature Christine Taylor in an episode, so it has that going for it."


She was actually one of the main characters.

whocares said...

I knew Meiz would come through with some Hey Dude knowledge.

The Rev said...

Actually, Cumfast linked to something SFW.

It's actually quality pics of Punky Brewster.

temwr said...

cum fast gets 1 helmet sticker today.

H said...

Rev, even after she had the surgery she is pretty well endowed. Trust me, she'll pull a Debbie Gibson and get nekkid for playboy in one last grab for fame. Mark my words.

temwr said...

the imdb thing for hey dude is all fucked up. please advise further regarding stars of the show.

temwr said...

I hope so H, I hope so.

temwr said...

If I didn't already throw out an unspeakable things person today I'd toss her out there. Maybe tomorrow....maybe.

temwr said...

Tifany tried the playboy thing too.

Spaceman Spiff said...

cumfast loves it here, lurking to the max

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was a Nickelodeon maniac back in the day.

whocares said...

LOV is officially cumfast's mistress. He wants to look away. He wants to be loyal to DS. He doesnt want to post. But we keep pulling him back. Okay, maybe not his mistress, LOV is more like his heroin.

Keep chasing the dragon cumfast.

temwr said...
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temwr said...

I remember You can't do that on television and double dare.

I do not remember any other nick show.

ToddPacker said...

was pete & pete a nick show?

Beth82678 said...

Just for the record, if you're willing to fake a kidnapping rather than tell your wife you were in a car accident, your marriage probably isn't in the best shape.

And some of you question why I'm not aching to get married...

temwr said...

I thought you weren't aching to get married because your desired union wasn't legal.

whocares said...

Right there with you Meiz. I could take down two episodes of Hey Dude, follow that up with two episodes of Salute Your Shorts, and my day would be complete.



It's I hope we never part!! Get it right or pay the price!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

we have confirmed anal on judy winslow
her stage name is Crave, highly NSFW

whocares said...

Beth, I thought you werent getting married because you couldnt find a tux in your size.

ebntx said...

"And some of you question why I'm not aching to get married..."

probably because you realize you could drive a man to do the same if he is with you.

The Rev said...

"And some of you question why I'm not aching to get married..."

This might qualify as the easiest set up for a zinger in LOV history.

It's like you were asking for the abuse.

ebntx said...

but she is probably right about the state of marriage thing. dude is risking going to jail for a false report to lie to his wife about him wrecking the car. pussy.

Beth82678 said...

Damn, everyone's a comedian these days. Some things you just can't tell guys...

Beth82678 said...

Yeah Rev you're right, in hindsight that was too easy a set-up, kinda like "prince chills". :-)

The Rev said...

"we have confirmed anal on judy winslow"

And that might be the weirdest thing ever said on LOV.

El Padrino said...

anal huh
interesting

The Rev said...

No Beth, Prince chills doesn't even come close to that one.

The only thing saving you from more abuse is that Zeke seems to be out to lunch.

H said...

Beth, Beth, Beth...wow. I can only imagine what Zeke is concocting after your comment.

ebntx said...

"judy winslow"

i remember her from the show and thought she was pretty ugly then. do i even bother looking at that link when i get home?

ebntx said...

besides the obvious porn.

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