Thursday, February 08, 2007

I ain't got much

I've been out of the loop for the past 18 hours or so. Last night, we were meeting with the mortgage guy. This morning, we had the home inspection for the new house. So all I've been thinking about last night and today are interest rates and whether or not I have radon or termites in the new house.

So let me quickly regurgitate some headlines and see if I can grab at least a D+ today.

- Pro Bowl this weekend... BFD!

You know you're a degenerate if you bet that game.

If you bet the coin toss of the Pro Bowl, then you need to be stopped. Quickly!

- In probably the least surprising quote I have ever read from a celebrity in a story today about Mike Tyson entering rehab...

"Police said Tyson told officers he uses cocaine 'any time he can get his hands on it.'"

Nooooooooo, really? You don't say.

Next thing you tell me is that Paris Hilton might have herpes.

- So now AI might skip the All-Star Game to rest his ankle and to let Carmelo get in.

First chance to get to see Iverson play for the West, and it gets shot down.

The game just became less interesting to me because of that. I don't know about you.

- So if I discussed anything here that is already being discussed in the comments, forgive me. I have not caught up today. I got to work and got swamped. Now I will catch up.

Short and sweet today. Only a 2 scroller if that.

562 comments:

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

take that shit down. or not.

your paternal parent said...

steve's teefies gots UNC nutsack residue on em.

gOoOoOo dOuChE1111!!!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FH?

The Rev said...

Anonymous = FH

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

crickets.

Isiah Thomas said...

wtf....this is up now?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

bout time

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

shitty blogger

Isiah Thomas said...

we waited all morning for this?

El Padrino said...

blogger will pay

Isiah Thomas said...

Paula's puppies are indeed intriguing.

Isiah Thomas said...

and what's up FH?

pull a MJ and end that retirement.

temwr said...

from other post.

that promise of a new day song. i remember watching the video when i was about 13 or so. it was her with some red dress on under a waterfall and her tit tays were all wet and the dress was sticking to it.

it was probably my 2nd favorite video that year behind that rock the cradle of love song by billy idol or billy something. i am pretty sure idol.

El Padrino said...

the most beuatifullest thing in this world

is just like this

i get in you

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'm going to need to find a really good picture tomorrow, gotta balance this shit out.

El Padrino said...

tem reliving the days when mtv actually played videos

Isiah Thomas said...

that brian in oxford guy might be the biggest douchebag walking the planet.

his idea to have to pay to post on DS's site?

That guy is the epitome of tool.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

sounds like tem spent quite a bit of "quality time" with that video

Isiah Thomas said...

ZFMM - you're lucky I couldn't get the first pic to work and settled for this one.

Isiah Thomas said...

MTV only plays video's in the morning right? that's the only time I've seen them.

I'm drawing a blank on the Abdul song.

El Padrino said...

the hottest vid i can remember has a kid was janet jacksons
"anytime, anyplace" vid
i think i jacked off to that 897 times

El Padrino said...

and i can fondly remember my urge to motorboat mariah carey's tits in dreamlover or fantasy

temwr said...

yes quality time indeed.

El Padrino said...

they have a channel that just plays video's
in the am i think they play

El Padrino said...

and the wacky hair do's on two-a-days have not gone away

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

one I remember the most was Madonas....something, anyways, she spends half the time rolling around on the floor in some sort of black skin tight outfit.

Isiah Thomas said...

I think they end up getting their asses kicked in the State Championship game this year.

I've only seen one episode - some hot chick was saying how she'd follow some dingleberry whereever he went to school. That guy is a pretty big tool also.

Some of those chicks are double dang hot.

ToddPacker said...

i think fuse plays vids all day

ToddPacker said...
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Isiah Thomas said...

don't they have MTV latino or someshit now?

El Padrino said...

the bitches are hotter though so that's good

disapointed there is no update on how Repete is doing

El Padrino said...

yeah but ZFMM her hair was in those braids
i get it though, the rolling on the floor and spread eagle shots were endles, good call

El Padrino said...

speaking of 17/18 years old and thier hotness, i never ever saw girls as hot as they are now at that age

it must be the poland spring

El Padrino said...

they got like 3 or 4 mtv in my area

El Padrino said...

who's in the house

ZZZZ 's in the house

temwr said...

agreed

Isiah Thomas said...

repete will prolly get arrested for catching a bj from a white chick.

Spaceman Spiff said...

janet jackson- i get so lonely video, showed off her tit-tays major in that one

MAJOR

ebntx said...

i know somebody mentioned the other day the elp new escobar pic looked like earl.

i was catching up on comments the other night at my brothers and he asked me, "is that earl?"

Isiah Thomas said...

I was a few years before the chicks who look and act like complete whore phase of high school.

Yes I'm still bitter about it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i was a couple years before girls got frisky in 6th-7th grade

temwr said...

me too

Isiah Thomas said...

I thought I saw some ABC news special or something about how 5th grade chicks were handing out bj's like they were jolly ranchers.

El Padrino said...

well the trailer park trash gash helped me out but still they were never as hot as they are now

temwr said...

girls are whores much earlier now and i missed out on that shit. i had to wait until college.

so much lost time.

Isiah Thomas said...

this topic is why I pray, if I ever have kids that I don't have a girl.

temwr said...

all sorts of news reports about friends with benefits clubs and something about braclets meaning bjs or something.

i never watch the news, so all that is from their stupid commercials.

Spaceman Spiff said...

when i was in high school, read an article in the local newspaper about STDs going around one of the junior highs, it was because the girls wanted to stay virgins, so they was giving blowjobs left and right so they could do sex stuff/please boyfriends but still say they was virgins.

Isiah Thomas said...

braclets meaning bjs

please advise

Spaceman Spiff said...

re: tem's bracelet reference

some chicks be wearing a lot of rubber band like bracelets, a lo, and if a guy comes up and snaps one of them, shes got to suck him etc.

El Padrino said...

yo tyler, lakers have a shot in detroit tonight
they are +5

Spaceman Spiff said...

regards

Isiah Thomas said...

the bj bracelet?

speechless in awe

Spaceman Spiff said...

kobe had 2 days off

El Padrino said...

i'd be a snapping rubbber band maniac

The Rev said...

Sorry it was a short one. Too much work today. I'm training a new employee.

El Padrino said...

i hope i dont hae a girl either
basement, tied to boiler til age 32

H said...

Man I wish it was that easy when I was in school. At least I went to a Catholic high school, where the girls were sluts by nature.

And yes Zeke, I too hope I never have a girl, cuz I will be paranoid by the time she turns 10.

El Padrino said...

rev stop apologizing your supposed to be acting like an asshole not a tooth fairy

Isiah Thomas said...

BJ Bracelets - this is 3 years old!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"Sorry it was a short one. Too much work today. I'm training a new employee."


Rev, and the first thing he/she should learn is...

ToddPacker said...

this topic hurts to think about.... i have a daughter... must go out and buy her softball gear ASAP

El Padrino said...

either basement route or feed till "norbit" size type obesity

Spaceman Spiff said...

girls are hotter now because more races are mixing (see: asian/white)
clothes are better (see: low rise)hair is better (see:not poofy)

The Rev said...

Oh I forgot, ElP. Thanks.

I meant...

Stop complaining bitches and be happy you got anything at all!

Fuckers!

El Padrino said...

spiff is a scientist

El Padrino said...

much better rev

Isiah Thomas said...

rev we need to work on the "asshole" part of rev

CMFost said...

Ok, so here is the questions, what is it going to take to get you to end this thing with DS and let his blog return to normal?

ToddPacker said...

nice job rev

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah. I missed out on the whole chicks being major whores thing too. I went to my sister's HS graduation 2 years ago and was in complete awe. Me and one of my buddies were like the last ones to leave. HS in the 90s was like 50/50 split do-able/hiddeous.

Isiah Thomas said...

nice rev

cumfast - SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Isiah Thomas said...

The minute DS opens up comments the war shall re-commence at a clip 10 fold worse than before. Even if its just me fighting.

temwr said...

"either basement route or feed till "norbit" size type obesity "


awesome.

El Padrino said...

cumhead your a retard

Spaceman Spiff said...

cumfast, take notes, class is in session

The Rev said...

"Rev, and the first thing he/she should learn is..."

I know.

But I am this guy's supervisor. I want him to be able to do the work so I don't have to.

El Padrino said...

that way tem if she can get someone to bang her at 305 pounds by all means bang away darling

Isiah Thomas said...

EP -you're onto something with the norbit philosophy...

pork her up till she's 30 then get her a stomach staple so she can then lead a normal life.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP -you're onto something with the norbit philosophy...

pork her up till she's 30 then get her a stomach staple so she can then lead a normal life.

El Padrino said...

crack the whip rev

CMFost said...

What class is that? How to be complete assholes? How to be an idiot? How to think your the shit when you really arenot?

El Padrino said...

i'm a pioneer zeke
you know that

snicker bars for dinner
twinkies for lunch
pork fat for breakfast

Spaceman Spiff said...

you got it right the first time

temwr said...

end what? my one comment a day??

seriously if my one comment a day is enough to shut him down then he doesn't deserve to have a blog.

why don't you start your own blog where you and your friends can argue about who has the biggest clit?

ToddPacker said...

cm just doesn't get it

El Padrino said...

cumhead must be related to shanoff

Isiah Thomas said...

the norbit theory might backfire though...

as she reaches different "bill" milestones (two bills, 3 bills, 3 and a half bills)

the dudes she brings home will probably deteriorate.

I mean only a complete scumbag dirtball would bang a 350 pounder.

Then you'd be stuck with a scumbag son-in-law.

Isiah Thomas said...

why don't you start your own blog where you and your friends can argue about who has the biggest clit?


this is funny. cumfast take notes.

El Padrino said...

man i love the word clit

Isiah Thomas said...

cumfast every time you speak you look more and more stupid.

please advise.

CMFost said...

Hey Todd, If you think I do not get it why don't you try and explain why you tried to ruin DS's site.

ToddPacker said...

excellent points zeke... i like the locked up in the basement til she's 32 theory

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm the shit.

You can't see me.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

CumFast -

Lemming be gone!!!!!






And flag on the play!!! It is never cool to encourage fat chicness. Fat chicness will be the downfall of our society, if our women turn ugly...the terrorist win.

El Padrino said...

true zeke
true, may have to alter the "operation norbit" plan

maybe she xan be like mangold's sister and play football, that way she'd marry a offensive lineman

ToddPacker said...

ass, i never went to that losers site

Isiah Thomas said...

cumfast if you're not 8 years old I pray you get hit by a bus and get taken out of your misery.

Isiah Thomas said...

Operation Norbit:

Pork her out but make her play a fat sport:

1) Catcher in softball
2) Token fat volleyball player
3) Warren Sapp like D-lineman.

CMFost said...

I do have my own blog but I do not wirte there enough for it to matter.

Isiah Thomas said...

the emotional scarring of being a complete fatty might wreck ON as well.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Cumfast, your a dipshit. Eventually we'd get bored with annoying Shanoff and move on to something else. Every time you make some stupid half-witted comment it just fuels the flame.

Wipe off your chin, put the Shandick back in your mouth and...and be gone!!!

temwr said...

start writing there.

get you and 4 friends (2 or 3 if you can't get to 4) to put up daily posts and then argue away.

it isn't that hard.

in fact, i'll make a deal with you, i will never comment on a cum fast blog.

El Padrino said...

nah zeke, i'll make sure she's happy, i'll let her make friends in fat camp and bake her cookies

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd say its safe to say cumfast goes ass-to-mouth with Shanny.

ToddPacker said...

a-t-m with shanny... that's funny

H said...

I'm torn here. Should I defend my fellow Bostonian CMFost, or should I stay quiet and let the hilarity ensue...

CMFost said...

Nah, you guys are fun to anger since you act like of bunch of 4 years olds who where just told they get no recess today.

Isiah Thomas said...

disavow all knowledge of cumfast

H said...

Hilarity it is.

Isiah Thomas said...

please cumfast don't play that game, you were serious about Shanny's blog as the day is long.

El Padrino said...

cumhead your getting crushed
i would stop now
your making no sense and your comebacks are lame

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What!?!? No recess?!?!?!?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

the next step is for all of us to post some retarded 3 scroller at DS blog every 10 minutes. Bombard his ass with comments so that it will literally not be worth his time to sort threw it all. He'll flat out turn them off, people we'll stop going...we win.

CMFost said...

I could care less if you did or did not comment on my blog. It is not that you would add any intelligence to the conversation.

Crap I was even nice enough to but I link to you blog, not that anyone actually reads mine.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Spiff nailed it man - the increased mixing of races has created way hotter chicks.

CMFost said...

I could care less if you did or did not comment on my blog. It is not that you would add any intelligence to the conversation.

Crap I was even nice enough to put I link to your blog on mine, not that anyone actually reads mine.

Isiah Thomas said...

ZFMM makes a valid point. I think I'll find something offensive and just keep resubmitting it.


well played ZFMM.

Isiah Thomas said...

spiffs point did get lost in the shuffle.

Solid observation.

Isiah Thomas said...

spiffs point did get lost in the shuffle.

Solid observation.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"Crap I was even nice enough to but I link to you blog, not that anyone actually reads mine."

Why would want a link from some shitty blog, you think that's nice. Hell people might see LOV link on your blog and get the notion that we like to take it up the ass too. Fuck that, don't do us any favors dip shit.

ToddPacker said...

meiz gets pissed if there is no recess

H said...

wow, it's getting brutal up in here. Where's Michael Buffer when you need him. "Lllets get ready to rummmmmmblllllllllllle"

Isiah Thomas said...

I found something that makes no sense to post on Shanoff's blog and I stopped counting how long it was after about 50 scrolls and that was only a quarter of the way through it.....I'm thinking that I will repeatedly post it.

Please advise.

H said...

It's ok if Meiz is pissed cuz we can't see him...

Isiah Thomas said...

meiz likes *drunk recess

ebntx said...

zfmm, i sent an email to log. have fun with it. edit away.

Tyler said...

+5 AT Detroit? Huh. I guess it's because they've been off for a few days (like Spiff said). And the Pistons almost dropped a 24 point lead against the Celtics at home the other night. It could work.

temwr said...

i will just continue with my daily plowing the wife comment.

seriously if that is enough to crash an entire blog then...well damn...

temwr said...

is H's pic of that fat dude from Blues Traveler who had that surgery and ain't so fat now?

temwr said...

but it is a pre-op pic, so it is a fat guy.

Ben said...

Stupid work, i missed all the good stuff. but free chipotle was worth it.

temwr said...

oh this thread needs a fuck AXE.

Tyler said...

Lakers aren't a really good road team. Their home record is stellar, but they're below .500 on the road.

temwr said...

i got my z finger wagged by ben...

El Padrino said...

i may give the lakers a hot
i like the way they have been playing

El Padrino said...

*shot

temwr said...

i love how tyler can ignore everything but the nba talk.

his concentration abilities are off the charts.

your paternal parent said...

Reason 10,001 why nobody would care to read the Cumfrost's blog.

Ma, meatloaf.. fuck!!


"Recipe of the Week - Chicken Parmesan
I am going to start putting some of the best recipes I have develop for you to try and make at home. My friends and Family who have eaten these dishes love them. So here we go;

Chicken Parm -
Ingredients
Tomato Sauce - Store bought or home made (directions for home made below)
4 - Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breasts
1 1/2 Cups - Mozzarella Cheese (preferably Fresh)
1 Cup Sliced Provolone
1/2 Good Parmesan Shredded
2 Cups Panko Bread Crumbs
4 Eggs
2 Cups Flour
2 Tablespoons Oregano
2 Tablespoons Basil
1 Tablespoon Salt
1 Tablespoon Black Pepper - Fresh Ground
2 Tablespoons Olive Oil
1 Tablespoon Butter


Directions:
Pre heat Oven to 400 degrees

Take Chicken Breast and with a meat tenderizer(Flat End) pound meat flat.
Prepare three pie pans or plates, one with the flower and have the seasonings, one with the eggs beaten and one with the bread crumbs and the rest of the seasonings.

Bread the chicken by dipping it into the flour followed by the eggs and then the bread crumbs.
Take Breaded Chicken and Place into a skillet that has been preheated on med-high heat with the Olive Oil and butter already in the pan. Cook the chicken until both sides are golden brown approx. 5-7 minutes per side.

Take cooked Chicken and Place on to a cookie sheet lined with tin foil. Then start layering the sauce and cheese on top. Start by putting a little sauce directly on the chicken and then a slice of provolone and some of the mozzarella then do a second layer the same way finish by sprinkling on the Parmesan Cheese.

Place into the pre heated oven for 10-15 minutes or until the cheese is melted and starts to slightly brown. Serve with your favorite type of pasta.


Simple Tomato Sauce -
1 Can Diced Tomatoes
1 Tablespoon Basil
2 Cloves Garlic
1 Tablespoon Olive Oil
salt and pepper to taste.

Add Tomatoes and Olive into the Pan and starts cooking on med-high heat for about 5 minutes. Add Garlic, basil and Salt and Pepper and simmer on low heat for 30 minutes.

Posted by CMFost at 12:35 PM 0 comments"

H said...

wow tem, I've been called a fat kid before, but never been compared to John Popper. Ouch. Well played, sir.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

good stuff eb,

from Dan's wiki page:

"Shanoff has declined to give an explanation for his departure from ESPN, although he said the departure was cordial."

I'm thinking of changeing it to:

"Shanoff has declined to give an explanation for his departure from ESPN, although he said the departure was cordial. But bloggers report that he was fired shortly after he had a nervous break down. Aparantly, he found out that Temwr was plowing his wife."

Isiah Thomas said...

h's pick is blocked.

nice post FH, cumfast is rachel ray?

El Padrino said...

fh back with a bang!

CMFost said...

Tell you what let's make a deal. I will leave your site never come back and remove the link from my blog, if you leave DS's alone.

Isiah Thomas said...

and I'm not knocking cooking but damn posting a how-to recipe?

what's next you examine the different fragrances of douche? (are there even different fragrances? cumfast investigate and get back to the LOV with a 5 scroll report, NOW)

temwr said...

umm, no deal, we don't deal with the cronies. send DS himself over here and him and we'll see.

temwr said...

john popper has skillz though. so you got that going for you.

CMFost said...

no thanks I will leave that for you since I sure you use one everynight every your boyfriend done blowing a load in your ass

Isiah Thomas said...

cumfrost has to be an 8 year old latchkey kid with too much time on his hands.

Its the only explanation.

H said...

Here you go Zeke...

H's Pic

ToddPacker said...

maaaaa....meatloaf.... oh anon, you've done it again

CMFost said...

nah I just work at a crummy sales job that keeps me on the phone all the time so it is pretty easy to post stuff on the web

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"Tell you what let's make a deal. I will leave your site never come back and remove the link from my blog, if you leave DS's alone."

What kinda deal is that, don't you get it, we're petty, immature, pricks (well most of us, Rev is working on it)...this is fun for us.

Martin VanNostrand said...

H - I thought you pic looked more like that Marcos dude who used to be in POD. John Popper is a definite stretch.

I read cm's "offer" as: "you guys quit dunking on me and I won't hit every 3rd freethrow attempt on you"

c'mon cm. don't hate, participate.

temwr said...

h's pic has him up on some stage with lights and everything. it appears he has at least some musical talent.

although photo shop that pic and make the mic a hot dog and that pic is hilarious.

CMFost said...

yeah zeke I pretty much knew that.

H said...

It's cool, tem. It doesn't matter what I look like, for some reason chicks still dig singers. I'm ok with being a fat kid. Keeps me warmer in the New England winters. Natural insulation.

Isiah Thomas said...

pic is still blocked.

cumfast what did you say?

The Rev said...

Cumfrost really likes us.

He'll never admit it. But he does.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"use one everynight every your boyfriend"

did I hear a niner in there?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

he was talking to me Zeke. He hasn't quite caught on yet...he's a half-wit.

H said...

tem, i would love to see that photoshop pic actually, not like it is hard to find pictures of me eating.

Isiah Thomas said...

I wouldn't put it past shammy to ax cumfast to come over here and ax us to stop...

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

H, you need to upload some of your music so we can check it out.

temwr said...

so H lumbers just like the big rev does.

we now have 2 lumberers amongst us.

Martin VanNostrand said...

H- you guys ever play Avalon up in Boston?

The Rev said...

I bet I can outlumber H.

CMFost said...

you guys are ok, your pricks and a holes but that ok. The only thinh I hate about you guys is how you screwed up a site a lot of people liked. That is all

temwr said...

B&T needs to be replaced one week with DS & CumFast.

CMFost said...

Shanoff had nothing with me coming here to try and get you to stop fucking with his site.

temwr said...

the point is we did not screw it up. the leader of said site screwed it up. we didn't put comment moderating on it.

and really aside from 1 day it was only 1 comment a day about plowing his wife that shut the thing back down. 1 comment.

H said...

We just do covers, nothing groundbreaking. Although I just got hired on to a new project and they wanna mix covers and originals, so that will be tight. Never played anywhere in Boston. My old band was based out of Pawtucket and we played mostly in RI with one Mass bar mixed in.

ebntx said...

"what's next you examine the different fragrances of douche?"

thanks zeke choked on a mint.

The Rev said...

We need to make this crystal clear right now.

We did not screw up Dan's site. Dan screwed it up himself.

He made the choice to moderate comments. There are far better ways of dealing with unwanted comments than that.

Blame him for not knowing how to handle things.

Hell, it sounds to me like we made things more interesting by doing what we did. You all are still talking about it.

ebntx said...

and dont send timmy to help me.

The Rev said...

Tem stole my thunder while I was typing it, but you get the point.

Tyler said...

MV - Tommy Boy quote, nice work.

temwr said...

do you sing with a boston accent?

CMFost said...

tem and others - what the hell was Dan supposed to do? You and others where posting long blank posts that fucked up the comment section for everyone. And the only reason you did it is you where mad that he did not link to your site from his. That sounds like someone who is a complete cry baby and that until they get there way they will just keep crying.

whocares said...

Lumberg just slung another TPS report at me. Shit keeps piling up. Fuck work.

El Padrino said...

anna nicole smith is dead

CMFost said...

GOOD LUCK WITH YOU BLOG







I"M OUT











GONE


SEE YA LATER

El Padrino said...

top page cnn
waiting on link

Ben said...

You guys are killing me. I couldn't get into the comments for like 10 minutes and when i did


well i can't stop laughing.

whocares said...
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ebntx said...

please list your fave ds sack lickers.
who and why?

whocares said...
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Ben said...

Wait, what happened to ANNA NICOLE?

whocares said...

cumfirst,

Give it up.

CMFost said...

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. Feb 8, 2007 (AP)— Anna Nicole Smith was unresponsive and was rushed to the hospital Thursday while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino, hotel officials said.

"She checked in Monday at 8 p.m. as a guest. She was due to check out tomorrow," said Danielle Giordaano, a spokeswoman for Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.

H said...

You know, I had some friends come in from NY and they said that was the one thing that they noticed, I somehow managed to sing with a slight Boston accent. Not as bad as when I speak, obviously, but its still slightly there. That amused me a bit.

ToddPacker said...

dead crazy lady

Ben said...

Damn,
Another buxom beauty bites the dust, we just can't have that.

The Rev said...

Over/under as to when CM returns...

I'm saying noon tomorrow.

temwr said...

Anna Nicole Smith - wow, dead? el p with the breaking news.

Who gets the money now?

Ben said...

she may have been batshit crazy, but never seen anybody go from Hot to Not to Hot like she could.

ebntx said...

i wonder how long before her chest is on ebay?

Ben said...

Didn't we just update the dead celebrity pool this morning moving Mike Tyson up. Guess we should have moved Anna Nicole up too.

whocares said...

ben,

ANS hasnt been a buxom beauty since about 92.

ebntx said...

"she may have been batshit crazy, but never seen anybody go from Hot to Not to Hot like she could."

holding out hope for britney

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