Thursday, February 01, 2007

Gambling, Wings, Beer & Gambling

Super Bowl Sunday. What's better? Some say March Madness, some say Bowl season....I say nonsense. Nothing is better than Super Bowl Sunday. Most of our sports memories involve the day Elway ran and hellicoptered for a first down in the 4th quarter of his first super bowl win. Others remember the 85' Bears. Some remember the Joe Montana/Jerry Rice combo or the Young/Rice combo. Who could forget the finish the Titans and Rams gave us in 1999? What about the Pats major upset of the Rams in 2001? Remember the Dirty Bird? Yeah I know they got smashed by Denver but the Dirty Bird was fun.

My point is young or old, Super Bowl memories are forever enshrined in a man's head. It's the biggest spectacle, it's the biggest stage, and it's the biggest game.

Enjoy fellow LOV members. Make me proud. Get a keg. A couple of cases. Eat some wings, sausage & peppers, cheesesteaks, kielbasa, brats, burgers, dogs, anything fried and anything else that is bad for you. Tell the lady to move out the way and leave you alone, it's your day. Act like it. Walk around in your draws until the last minute, don't pick up the toilet seat, fart loud and often. Have fun!

El Pad's pick.
Bears (+6.5 ) over Colts :
Relax Jfreak, I think the Colts win. But by a touchdown, no. When you have a good kicker, a good defense, a good punter, a good kick returner and two #1 RB's you shouldn't be getting seven points by anyone. Because you can control the clock, you can limit possessions and you can actually have a shot in the 4th quarter. Keeping it close is what the Bears want to do, what they want most is a lead, but if they can't get that lead they will be in the ballpark.

Bears have covered 9 out of 13 on grass, 3 out of 4 vs AFC and 5 out of 6 vs winning teams.
Also, Indy hasn't won by more than seven points on the road during the regular season.
I also would have to say that some analysts say the game gets won or lost in the trenches....Well that bodes well for the Bears who are more physical at the point of the attack.

Still, when you have a great all-time type QB (not yet but surely he's top 2) you have to expect some plays to be made. Peyton makes a throw to Wayne or Harrison that makes the world say WHAT??? and that play fuels a drive to put the Colts ahead for good.
Colts win, 26-22.

Onto the prop bets.......

MVP : For this type of bet you go with somewhat of a longshot. So I'm going with Colts TE/H-Back, Dallas Clark who is +2000. If he scores twice or has 10 catches for a TD and 70-100 yards it's very possible he will win. Espeacially if that TD is in crunch time. I'll take that for $5.
That means for $5, if Clark wins the MVP I get $100. Ridunk-o-lous.

Devin Hester is +2500, so I threw $10 on that. Brings back $250!!!!
Remember Desmond Howard?

Total Number of FG's attempted by either team : (Over 4 FG's)
Give me the over on this fo sho! More than 4 FG attempts from either team? Sounds good.
Odds are +145 so for $50 so it brings back $79.50

Will Indy score in all quarters, YES +160 :
I can't remember a game in which the Colts didn't score at least a FG in any given quarter. So for $25 you win $40.

The first punt by Indy will net result within 48-55 yards (+400) :
So if Hunter Smith booms one, for $20 I win $80. If it net yards anywhere between 48-55 yards. I'm in on that.

Of course, Tails never fails. I got TAILS for fitty ($50).
Yes i bet the coin toss, and what?

Peyton Manning was +2200 if he scores the first TD of the game :
So I took that for $2.50 - it brings back $55. Why not. QB sneak???

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temwr said...

good post.

ToddPacker said...

solid picks... i like hester to win the MVP

temwr said...

Amare went for 24 and 23 last night...damn!

temwr said...

I take it a passing TD does not count for Peyton. Otherwise I do not see how he would be +2200 on the 1st TD thing.

thejaywhite said...

TJW here

El Padrino said...

yes, qb sneak???
the only way, unless he throws it to himself

El Padrino said...

im stoked
snowboarding tomorrow
super bowl sunday

great weekend

unless i smash my face tw
cant wait to get da fuck out of this bitch

temwr said...

He could run it in from like 4 yards out right?

temwr said...

hi tjw.

did you break down and offer to pay 110% of your debt?

El Padrino said...

sure, he can run it in from anywhere, it'll totally be a fluke play but we've all seen shit like that before

get this, the odds for a TD NOT being scored in the game : +7500 !

thejaywhite said...

Tem..I havent called yet..Im gonna call now..but the other guy who owes half contacted me last night to touch base and see whats going on...he gave up no info at all and said he hasnt gone to court yet and they just sent him a letter saying they will make a court date with him later on...sounds like a complete lie to me and hes tryin to broker a deal..I will be calling this morning..

temwr said...

A TD not being scored at all? That just seems like a sucker bet.

temwr said...

Although when you start thinking what a $5 bet gets you then maybe you start to think about taking it.

Still, you are pretty much just throwing that $5 away.

temwr said...

offer them the same deal plus you will give them sex advice.

El Padrino said...

Tem put $5 on it, brings back $1500
jus sayin

and ravens/colts, there were no TD's, 15-9 all FG's

ebntx said...

anybody read the meiz, wc and kod gay threesome from last night? bathing myself with purell as we speak.

ebntx said...

elp, is there a bet for what quarter the manning face shows up?

temwr said...

Yeah a $5 bet seems worth it, but still, seems like you are just giving that away. 0 TDs...damn.

Did you take that bet?

temwr said...

I did not read the gay threesome.

I do not think I will.

ebntx said...

are most of your bets reasonably waged? i dont think i have read that any of your bets are too outrageous causing you to lose some fingers if dont pay up.

thejaywhite said...

ya im goin for a tan right now..ill call them on the drive back and offer them the same.

ebntx said...

tem, consider yourself warned. stay away, dont look back, just run.

whocares said...

Hungover.

whocares said...

TJW tans? I'm shocked.

El Padrino said...

eb, outragoeus bets would have bad odds, sure i like the colts =14 points but the odds are -350
that's just dumb, i want to maximize my return on equity
i like it when $10 gets me $200

you know?

El Padrino said...

* +14pts

whocares said...

I have an excuse for last night. I was drunk. I'm pretty sure they were both sober.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

whocares said...

Elp,

There's a reason that a $10 returns $200.

temwr said...

I have already talked myself into the no TDs bet. I am glad I don't gamble.


Of course I will probably waste a dollar or two on a lottery ticket this weekend. I'd be far far better off taking the no TD bet.

Isiah Thomas said...

that was a rainbow filled late night LOV edition last night.

temwr said...

zeke how did duke do last night?

Isiah Thomas said...

you can't find good kielbasa in AZ.

temwr said...

fair enough.

Isiah Thomas said...

ahhh Dook. It was a haters dream. I saw Dook was up big at the half - figured they'd won. Luckily I tuned into the last 10 seconds of OT.

Nothing like watching Field Mouse Paulus fail. nothing.

thejaywhite said...

obv TJW tans....it adds 30% to ur looks....I got a new haircut yesterday too..growin it out a bit longer and textured / layered the sides....

El Padrino said...

no really wc?
it doesnt make sense to do prop bets with negative return fronts

thats what im sayin

it's either even money or play the pluses

El Padrino said...

why risk an extra amount of money on a prop bet?

there's a reason why they are negative too.

El Padrino said...

and tem if your not fat, old, or rich your not winning lotto

El Padrino said...

it's a rule

El Padrino said...

gambling ZZZZZZ

Isiah Thomas said...

the superbowl is the last football bet of the season, after betting the game you gots to get the rest of the itch scratched by betting props.

The Rev said...

Those rainbow guys last night were rocking out to The Girl is Mine by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson.

That's just wrong.

Can we put them on probation or something?

El Padrino said...

I busted out the word "validity" just now in a email

wtf?

El Padrino said...

hoj?

Isiah Thomas said...

that is HOJ material. We've gone soft on HOJ infractions.

I had no idea about those songs they were talking about. It kept getting more West Hollywood with every comment.

HOJ for drunken tomfoolery.

temwr said...

Curiousity will not get the best of me.

I shall not read that stuff.

whocares said...

The Girl is Mine is a good song. I will stand by that drunk or sober.

Isiah Thomas said...

you've been corporatized EP.

Isiah Thomas said...

Please Advise.

ebntx said...

"and tem if your not fat, old, or rich your not winning lotto"

dont forget stupid. those fuckers are always broke within 5 yrs.

temwr said...

According to that BMI thing I am fat. So I might as well keep playing.

Isiah Thomas said...

Timmy : They're talking about Elton John B, its wiggin me out.

Brutus : It's ok I'm scared too, I just pissed my pants. Hold me tighter.

Timmy : I always do B.

whocares said...

We have this one chick at work who uses "please advise" in every e-mail.

Its become a running joke that even when she's at home talking to her husband she uses that phrase. Like, "honey the hamburger helper is ready. please advise."

Isiah Thomas said...

please advise people suck. "no worries" was the phrase du jour when I lived in CA.

Isiah Thomas said...

who is ELO, that was a big topic of convo last night.

I figured since Kod could name all of their songs they are on par with the Village People.

ebntx said...

id like to hear rev's opinion on this one

temwr said...

We use the following phrases way too much at work:

Fair enough
I don't care
I have a question

temwr said...

haha, please advise at home.

That joke would take awhile to get old.

temwr said...

Andy Reid name his son Britt??

Isiah Thomas said...

isn't Reid a mormon? Their kids are always fucked up.

The Rev said...

The Girl is Mine is not a bad song. I kinda like the song myself.

But singing it during a drunken online chat fest with a bunch of guys is something different entirely.

ELO = Electric Light Orchestra. They are quality. Definitely not Village People material.

Isiah Thomas said...

it is what it is.

Isiah Thomas said...

never heard of "elo"

Isiah Thomas said...

if it ain't got Nate Dogg singing in the chorus I'm prob not familiar with it.

Isiah Thomas said...

there might have been some "experimentation" last night if those three were in a room together.

HOJ in my book.

El Padrino said...

me neither

please advise joke = funny

The Rev said...

I've been avoiding discussing the Andy Reid situation. And I'll keep it short cause it's just too damn bad. It's been lead story in the Philly media all yesterday and today.

It's a pretty dangerous combo. You have rich sheltered kids with a strict religious upbringing (they are Mormon). That can either go very right or horribly wrong. There is no in between.

Andy Reid is a good hard working guy. But I'm guessing he is away from home a lot. Some NFL coaches tend to neglect their families, especially the successful ones (Belichick). And that gave the boys a chance to find trouble.

I feel bad for the family. But at the same time... the boys messed with drugs and guns at the same time. The kids were thuggin. I hope they get what they deserve.

El Padrino said...

regards

i hate that word too

temwr said...

ELO sounds like a gay sesame st. character.

The Rev said...

Zeke... you'd know an ELO song if you heard it. They're one of those classic rock warhorses.

Isiah Thomas said...

the next headline in the Andy Reid saga will be "Reid's kids seek help, enter rehab".

I knew a mormon chick in HS, complete freak.

Isiah Thomas said...

best regards

Isiah Thomas said...

I don't feel bad for Reid and his family, he's got what $40 mil reasons to be happy?

Please advise.

thejaywhite said...

I feel bad for the family..LOL what teh fuck does that mean..why feel bad he pulls in 2 mil a year

Isiah Thomas said...

I had a dood at work who would sign his emails with just "best". He was from south america so maybe that's what they do...

The Rev said...

Speaking of Belichick

Players are coming out of the woodwork now with concussion related depression.

I think we are going to start hearing a ton of stories in the next several months now.

Isiah Thomas said...

reid's kids sound like a real life version of B-rad from Bu.

Isiah Thomas said...

isn't Reid coach and GM? He's pulling in like $6 or more mil a year.

Isiah Thomas said...

he'll spin this into a positive with some shit like "the lord giveth the lord taketh" type quotes.

thejaywhite said...

my old boss used to start every email with an

FYI,

and then basically be like you take care of this

The Rev said...

I feel bad for the family the same way I would feel bad for any parent who has to deal with problems with their sons like that. Poor or rich, that has to suck.

But my bad feelings only go so far too. I'm not going to defend Andy Reid because he coaches my team. He has to look at how his job and his time away from his family has affected things. He has much bigger problems now than re-signing Jeff Garcia.

Isiah Thomas said...

one morning am sports talk show out here keeps slurping the shit out of the bears, I hope to god they get beat down.

Isiah Thomas said...

idgaf about Reid and his kids, er-e-body gots problems.

The Rev said...

Reid is coach and head of football operations. He has total control. they have a separate GM, but he has less say than Reid.

Yes, I think his salary is in the 6 mil range. He's one of the higher paid coaches out there. And I recognized the neighborhood he lives in from the media reports. It's near where I work. Very high class.

whocares said...

We also have this lady at work that when you pass her in the hall and give her the old "How are you today." She fires back with "Blessed, how are you?"


How am I supposed to respond to that? I cant just say "Uhhh, fine."

whocares said...

I care less about Andy Reid than I do about Mills fantasy team.

The Rev said...

"er-e-body gots problems"

Agreed.

But not everybody got problems dealing with drugs and guns in their house while they were on vacation. That's just another level of suck right there.

I know I'm gonna get sick of this story. The media here is already beating the living hell out of it.

Isiah Thomas said...

"may the light of the lord shine upon thy, blessed be, amen"

then do the cross sign deal with your hand.

The Rev said...

"Blessed, how are you?"
How am I supposed to respond to that?

Ask her, "What, did you sneeze or something?

The Rev said...

And all this had to happen on Philly's biggest day of the year...

Wing Bowl 15

whocares said...

Oh yeah, forgot to mention to everybody.

Happy Groundhogs Day.

Isiah Thomas said...

so SG eats wings?

Isiah Thomas said...

PHIL! Phil Connors?

El Padrino said...

zeke you bettin?

El Padrino said...

or spiff?

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll put some money on the colts and prob the coin toss.

Isiah Thomas said...

phx -6.5 was a winner for me last night.

and ginobli's knee to amare's nuts was intentional. fag.

The Rev said...

That guy just happens to have the same name as SG.

I thought you'd like that.

Wing Bowl has become a huge event here. It's as big as any competitive eating event. And it gets 20,000 people in the Wachovia Center who drink in the parking lot all night before they get in the door.

It's obscene. But it's so perfect for LOV.

The Rev said...

I think I may have to lay some coin on the game.

No thoughts on the over under number? Too high to touch?

El Padrino said...

i like the under

El Padrino said...

48 is the line btw

El Padrino said...

big black should be in the wing bowl

El Padrino said...

do work

Isiah Thomas said...

"I did my punishment. I could've easily kept my name out there by appealing it and doing other stuff about it, but I just did my 15 games suspension and hopefully put that behind us."

besides the corny fan vote, the only person who Melo could have made it over is maybe Boozer and he's hurt.

Dood missed 15 games for acting like a pussy. Shut up melo.

El Padrino said...

if zeke leads the league in Z's i can't be far behind

Isiah Thomas said...

is that coming back for season 2, that was a quality show.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - you're up there in z's with me kid.

El Padrino said...

he is filthy though
31 points a game, i know he missed 15 but hsi avg will still be anywhere from 28-31 a game
it's bvery possible he wins the scoring title

El Padrino said...

yea season 2, i think is coming soon, i hope so

do work

Isiah Thomas said...

where the fuck is steve at - show yourself son. Make yourself accountable after Dook got beat down last night.

Isiah Thomas said...

still, you miss 15 and your team is in the 7th spot and I don't think was much higher with him.

15 games he missed.


barring injury and the corny fan vote -who do you bump?

Isiah Thomas said...

magic said melo was the "best player in the league" before his suspension. That is crazy talk magic.

Isiah Thomas said...

seriously, Bavetta is 67, he needs to retire, or just assign him raptors games which aren't on tv.

Spaceman Spiff said...

FUCK ginobili

Isiah Thomas said...

my point exactly spiff.

El Padrino said...

cbs is calling the game
so that means gay nantz and simms right?

temwr said...

Fan vote sux.

El Padrino said...

boozer is hurt so he's making the team anyway i thouhgt?

ebntx said...

apparently bad storms in florida, tp you good?

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah I think Nantz/Simms are CBS's #1

temwr said...

fuck AXE

Isiah Thomas said...

as long as its not Dan Dierdork

temwr said...

lunch soon.

don't disrespect my z ability.

Isiah Thomas said...

boozer and yao are hurt, 2 people get nods

Isiah Thomas said...

Monk and Russ Grimm up for HOF. The both are deserving. both.

temwr said...

I thought Melo got selected for the WNBA all star game?

I'd pay solid coin for Stern to have a press conference and say Melo can play in the WNBA game if she wants.

Spaceman Spiff said...

amare gets the start cuz yao

Isiah Thomas said...

is SP writing from Miami?

I think I think I'm over SP.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i liked seeing the spurs get dipped, rarely happens

ebntx said...

how far the star has fallen.

Isiah Thomas said...

"Melo has been selected to join his fellow WNBA'ers in the 2 ball competition during All Star Saturday"

El Padrino said...

i like simms
nantz i can take or leave

i want motumbo to call a super bowl once

temwr said...

I haven't read SP or TMQ is months.

El Padrino said...

monk shell should be in already
disgrace

temwr said...

Shit, he is in AFL2. Fuck. They have AFL tryouts here and random schmoes make the team.

temwr said...

And dude can't make it there.

temwr said...

Carter fell like a rock. Might as well end it for him. AFL2...sheet.

Isiah Thomas said...

what kind of name is "battle wings"?

Didn't Quincy just get bailed out of jail by a radio host? broke bastard.

spark another l quincy

temwr said...

Food time.

El Padrino said...

celebrate

No sideline bitches!!! yeah!!

El Padrino said...

think tasker is going to tackle hester or wilkins or maybe down a punt inside the 2 for good ol' times ?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck you all. I didn't participate in any queerness last night. I'll even venture to say that WC didn't either. But Kodiac... I'm not so sure. And I know that cigarettes was a solid portion of the conversating.

Fuckers. Defiling my name when I'm not around.

The Rev said...

the Bengals are at it again

ToddPacker said...

huge morning of “corporatized” meetings… I need help

please advise

ToddPacker said...

"apparently bad storms in florida, tp you good?"


lots of rain and wind last night.... i left the flue on my fireplace open (yes i live in florida an have a fireplace)... anyway wind was so bad that it actually blew open the glass door in front of fireplace and ashes all over my living room.... I blamed my wife for leaving it open and made her clean it up...nice

ToddPacker said...

where is steve?

did the noisb guys get him?

El Padrino said...

good job tp
and note today is friday before a holiday

log says no work

abide dammit!

ToddPacker said...

i agree meiz.... the songs might have been questionable, but the smoke talk brought in all home ... def. not HOJ

The Rev said...

Tasker is gonna run out and spear someone from the sidelines. It's just gonna happen.

ToddPacker said...

"log says no work"

no work yet today (billable time at least)... just meetings..horrible meetings...

lunch and than one more proposal meeting this afternoon.... the ass that scheduled this on a friday should be shot

Spaceman Spiff said...

holiday? day after super bowl recovery day?

The Rev said...

"And I know that cigarettes was a solid portion of the conversating."

Still doesn't absolve you.

Talking of smoking cigarettes does not necessarily mean it's a manly conversation. Plenty of feminine type folk smoke cigs.

If you were talking cigars, you could have more of a case.

The Rev said...

I have mixed emotions on having no women on the sideline reporting.

Even the ones who aren't any good usually make for some unintentional comedy and for some good joke fodder among the guys.

And the good ones I have no problem with. Especially if they are hot.

Isiah Thomas said...

One note on last nights game....

TNT needs to quit with those fucked up camera shots and angles. They don't work for hoops.

Isiah Thomas said...

Erin Andrews and her puppies need to be free agents and contract herself out to events.

Superbowls, State of the Union address, etc.

Who doesn't want to see those puppies as much as possible?

"We now go down to Erin Andrews and her puppies, she's standing by with Nancy Pelosi....Erin?"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't stand cigars. I hate the taste. they do smell good, though.

Isiah Thomas said...

meiz did save a little street cred by saying he smokes "Basic" brand cigarettes.

I can see Meiz buying a traveller of Fleischmann's and a pack of Basic's.

That's quality.

The Rev said...

Erin Andrews needs to be at the Democrat and Republican conventions next year.

Get her to the Olympics too.

El Padrino said...

i consider sunday a holiday
day after for recovery will be unrpoductive for me as well

Isiah Thomas said...

they need to get her to MTV spring break coverage if they still have that.

The Rev said...

I bet Meiz goes for the 2 hot dogs for 99 cents deal at the store and throws in a pack of Little Debbie's snack cakes for a quarter.

Dinner of champions!

ToddPacker said...

basics are harsh...

if i get past the 8 beer mark i'm looking for a pack of marlb. lights

and again i agree with meiz...cigars taste terrible (even so called good ones), maybe because i always inhale though...

ToddPacker said...

lunch then another meeting...

...out for a couple of hours

Spaceman Spiff said...

what is peyton doing on the front pic at WWL i will laugh if he pokes his eyes accidentally during the super bowl

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone see lebron clothesline wade last night? he has to get suspended 1 game now after the kobe precedent, kobe didnt even get a flagrant in the game or even a foul, lebron got called for a flagrant.

El Padrino said...

i missed the clothesline
dammit!

Spaceman Spiff said...

wade shot like 24 free throws last night, disgusting

Spaceman Spiff said...

wade gets as much preferential treatment from the refs by himself as the whole duke team at home

Isiah Thomas said...

LBJ got Wade pretty good. 1 game.

Isiah Thomas said...

did anyone see MJ's kids high school team get smoked last night?

Isiah Thomas said...

did anyone see MJ's kids high school team get smoked last night?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Basic ultralight is pretty much the same as a Marb. Light.

Isiah Thomas said...

8 days till the Bud Shootout. F you all if you don't like NASCAR.

temwr said...

yeah NASCAR

temwr said...

Chipolte Lunches are always too short, but the food is good. please advise.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Madden's lover is coming back for another year.

Isiah Thomas said...

say it ain't so deke

Isiah Thomas said...

scoop jackson has a chat now, the first question of course involves race

temwr said...

MJ kidz playing were on national TV?

Why?

temwr said...

scoop can suck my dong.

El Padrino said...

scoop's a joke

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Your link doesn't work.

temwr said...

yeah that link is in bad form.

temwr said...

And I love Erin Andrews and her titays.

El Padrino said...

i'm jim nantz?

Isiah Thomas said...

Deke

Isiah Thomas said...

MJ's kidz play on the 22nd ranked HS team in all the land. And they got smoked by about 40.

temwr said...

who the fuck ranks high school teams?

that is d u m b.

probably something AXE thought of.

fuck AXE.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I was taken back by a few shots/angles in the Suns Spurs last night. Like the view from the top of the backboard a the opposite end of the floor from the play. On a break maybe, on a half court set? Does not work.

ebntx said...

from one bastard to another

the pack

temwr said...

It is cold in the office today. Please advise.

ebntx said...

*from one "old" bastard to another

Martin VanNostrand said...

look for bright lights tem.

temwr said...

I get so pissed at TV stations that use fucked up angles during football and basketball games.

The view of the QB, the center and the two guards is useless to me. Do not show me an entire play with this view.

Barenaked Ladies is good shit.

Also, basketball angles from like the corner of the court at knee level, WTF???

The Rev said...

Well, we know the Packers are gonna suck next year now.

One less team to worry about in the NFC.

temwr said...

Favre threw a wrench into my take Aaron Rodgers for $1 and hope he pans out.

Looks like I will have to try that again this year.

temwr said...

keeper league so i'd have him cheap the next few years if he panned out.

worked great for when carson palmer was drafted.

Spaceman Spiff said...

mutombo is looking for a jim mcilvaine payday

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I already broke the Favre story.

The Rev said...

Brett Favre is a selfish idiot.

You need to step away old man. You're delaying the team's future, which needs to be now.

But Favre knows the Packers can't say no to him. It's the Pack's front office that needs to grow a pair.

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