Monday, February 19, 2007

AS Weekend, Daytona and Fatty Phil

I thought All Star Weekend went off pretty well.

Started off with the Sophs putting it on the Rooks on Friday. Saturday was eventful as well. I have no idea about the 2ball or whatever they call it - didn't watch it. The Skills comp was alright - not sure why they half ass it until the Finals. You don't have to go out Rudy style but give a little effort LBJ. I was mildly surprised by the Barkley/Bavetta race. I really thought Bavetta would beat Chuck. Pre-race Dick looked focused, lean and ready to pounce, yet Chuck won from start to finish. I'm not sure what prompted Dick to leap towards the finish, how he didn't break a hip or dislocate a knee is an act of God. The post race kiss was possibly the highlight of the entire weekend.

You have to think Jason Kapono's record tieing 24 in the final round of the 3 pt contest will be the highlight of his feable career. Dirk and Arenas crumbled under the pressure. The clock is at 14:59 Jason, live it up buddy.

The Dunk contest wasn't too stale. Gerald Green has nice hops and had brought some original stuff. Unfortunately Nate Robinson didn't tear either of his ACL's. Watching dunks in slo mo is fucking awesome, they should let the judges see the replay before scoring. One side note - why do judges give 10's right off the bat? As MJ said in defense of his early low scores - you gotta leave room for improvement. And I think D Howard was robbed somewhat - he damn near touched the top of the backboard. If you're going to have 6'11'' guys in the contest and penalize them for their height, then let them have the chance to raise the rim. Overall though a solid NBA AS Saturday night.

As for the actual game, I watched about 2 and a half quarters of a West blowout. I don't get people who criticize the game itself. What would you rather see, a lock down drag out defensive battle that ends 75-70 or a free flowing, sometimes sloppy, shot fest? I'll take the latter and like it. It would have been nice if Nash and Kidd played as I'm sure the oops would have been that much better. Kobe gets the MVP and continues to rehab his image. He's coming to a town near you white women, watch out.

Daytona Five Hunnit

I was looking forward to this all week and it did not dissapoint. The first 150 laps were status quo, plenty of give and take and generally benign. Watching Tony Stewart and Kurt Busch crash each other out while running first and second was awesome. Dumbassses. The finish was one for the ages as a late race wreck, one that collected fan fav Dale Jr, prompted the race to go into "Overtime". Mark Martin, winless for his career at Daytona, was leading up until the final turn. Funny that as much as Martin is "respected" a former teammate (Kenseth)gave the eventual winner, Kevin Harvick, the push he needed to win the race. The final margin was somewhere around 2 one hundreths of a second. I defy non NASCAR fans to watch the final 20 laps and not be entertained.

Fatty Phil

The end of the Nissan Open coincided with the ending of the five-hunnit. Fatty Phil was up 1 stroke with one to play and of course bogeyed the final hole, leaving him in a playoff with Charles Howell III. I lost track of the playoff but tuned back in to see Chuck win the thing. I'll lay off Fatty Phil for choking as he won last week but damn for all the "he lost weight, he's in shape" commentary he still has a B cup and you have to think that doesn't help him coming down the stretch.

Keep on rocking on this President's Day.

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Isiah Thomas said...

who's with me today? I came in 30 mins late as the big boss isn't in. Big Boss not being in = zeke comes in late and leaves early.

3rd person right of the bat bayyybeeeeee.

Ben said...

I'm here today. I also came in about 30 minutes late.

Ben said...

I liked D. Howard's dunk with the sticker, it was original at least. And Gerald Green's first dunk was pretty sweet.

Ben said...

The finish at Daytona was pretty sweet, all the cars wrecking behind Harvick and Martin. I half way expected one of them to jump out and start running for the finish line.

Spaceman Spiff said...

nate rob had a good first dunk, but everyone knew he would have nothing to contribute after that, just rig it so he doesnt make the final, be smart judges. I wanted to see d howard's 'kiss the rim' windmill that he had planned.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i hate everyone with a day off. i wouldnt want them on my team, and if they were on my team, i would distance myself from them because i dont like that. i let it be known

ToddPacker said...

i came in 3 hours late today... dentist appointment...

busy day, so not a lot of LOV time for me

vandy coach = douche

Isiah Thomas said...

One thing that struck me about the ASG were the player intro's.....guys like KG, TD, Kobe, etc in the 7th, 9th, 11th AS games.....

Ben said...

Nate Robinson's first dunk looked much better when replayed in slo-mo and you could see his legs kick and everything.

Isiah Thomas said...

TP that was hysterical watching the Vandy coach not give the ball up to Noah.

Ben said...

Vandy might get fined because their fans stormed the court. Ok, how do you keep 5,000 kids from storming the court, especially after beating the #1 team in the country? They're Vandy they deserve to storm the court.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: people with today off

well said Spiff

Ben said...

Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan are having a baby? Wonder how Gisele feels about kids.

temwr said...

Late for me too. It is a holliday and a monday, what do they expect?

temwr said...

brady knocked her up and then broke up with her?

temwr said...

I did not get to watch the race.

I am a big Martin fan.

I would be more pissed, but Martin is old and on the way out so whatever, he should be glad he didn't get last.

Also I like that Harvick guy, he is funny.

temwr said...

It is already lunch time.

Spaceman Spiff said...

amare was making a strong case for mvp at the end, he was hitting 20 footers.

i think brady dumped her before he knew. probly a setup, she found some of his semen in a condow or in her stomach and shoved it into herself. shes like 8 years older than him, she needs to lock up a man right now or else lose all hope. maybe she spit out some cum in a cup and froze it while he wasnt looking, then used it. conniving bitches.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wanna go home

your paternal parent said...

somebody needs to tell us wtf Howard wrote on that damn sticker. where is cheryl miller when u need her? stop interviewing queen latifah and ask the hard hitting questions to the ballers.

Isiah Thomas said...

interesting theories on Bridget's attempt at a keep-a-Tom-baby.

I personally think she used the suck him off, throw up the jizz then freeze it move.

And Peyton never would have fallen for it. He woulda audibled into a pearl necklace once he figured out what she was doing.

Hi Bill.

Ben said...

I agree about the sticker, couldn't they zoom in. Maybe it's because it wasn't in Hi-Def so you couldn't tell what it said.

Ben said...

Personally I think Peyton would have flipped her over, Amaechi style, but that's just one man's opinion.

Isiah Thomas said...

at the very least Brady shoulda punched her in the stomach or "accidentally" pushed her down the stairs after he found out. He'll be paying $100k a month in child support for the next 18 yurs.

Isiah Thomas said...

it looks like Hardaway "apologized" again.....haven't seen the details but wth Tim?

Isiah Thomas said...

Norv Turner to coach the Chargers

Isiah Thomas said...

"It was like, you know, I had killed somebody. ... I never knew that this was going to escalate that high," Hardaway said.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the howard sticker said

"all things through Christ"
-Phil 4:13

Mills said...

busy at work today and have to leave early.

a couple of things:

nice work brady re: lay her up and get rid of her.

vandy should storm the court. they have very little to celebrate. let them enjoy it.

re: Howard's sticker -- i think it was in reference to God or something.

RE: norv to chargers. So Norv lucked into a better job than he was previously hoping to get? Nice work Norv.

Ben said...

How is Norv Turner an improvement over Marty? That's just ridiculous.

Mills said...

oh - spiff beat me to the sticker. sorry for the repeat -- better job of investigating that i.

Ben said...

re: D. Howard's sticker

Makes sense. I remember reading about him when he was senior in HS and it talked about how deeply religious he is.

Mills said...

marty should not have been fired. he is good coach. i would take him over coughlin (and i like coughlin, though he had better represent this year)

Spaceman Spiff said...

i will love it when marty schott bring martyball to the Giants in 08

Mills said...

2 things:

1) Did you guys see Agent Zero jumping off a trampoline for a dunk. I am sure the Wizards execs would have shat themselves if he sprained an ankle or worse, tore his ACL.

2) Danny Gans sang the national anthem? I have seen him, he is good, but that does get a WTF?

Isiah Thomas said...

I think D Howard said that God told him he'd be the #1 pick. He's boys with him like that.

Spaceman Spiff said...

every other elite team in the AFC is happy about the turner decision no doubt

Mills said...

at least martyball would take the ball out of the hands of eli

Isiah Thomas said...

marty should not have been fired. he is good coach. i would take him over coughlin (and i like coughlin, though he had better represent this year)

*regular season coach 14-2 up in the 4th q at home and lose like that = another gakk job

Spaceman Spiff said...

agent 0 can do whatever the fuck he wants

Ben said...

I saw Gil go off the trampoline, that's just Gilbert being Gilbert.

Mills said...

How awesome is this? Satans agreement the saints must be coming due. Brees gets hurt in the pro bowl. Bush gets hurt in a celebrity basketball game.

BTW -- WTF Reggie....he was breathing really hard after running up and down the court in a celebrity b-ball game. Apparently you don't have to be in good shape to play RB in the NFL?

Mills said...

and Reggie was trying to look really good out there, but his jump shot is dreadful, AND he tries to look good by putting the ball through his legs, but once he starts moving it is fugly.

your paternal parent said...

god sure does love his baxxetball.

Ben said...

A-Rod doesn't sleep over at Jeter's anymore

Isiah Thomas said...

How about Wayne Newton limp-synching like that?

His eyes are no more than a half inch apart from one another and sunk into his skull.

I think Kevorkian still has one more left in him, someone call him on Wayne's behalf.

your paternal parent said...

reggie's shot was digusting, fo sho.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: Bush's injury

What was the prognosis/diagnosis?

Please advise.

Isiah Thomas said...

"limp-synching "

ahahahahaha

*lip

I already sent out an email to someone that didn't make sense. Good thing I've got to work today.

Spaceman Spiff said...

bush had minor ankle sprain thats it, your keeper team is safe

your paternal parent said...

the shrub: rolled ankle, said it was nothin. then he admitted he would probably feel it for a week or two. then he told us he was a football player.

(then they asked him why he looked so out of shape. ok, maybe not that last part)

your paternal parent said...

could they have gotten shittier music this weekend? celine dion wouldve been an upgrade.

Isiah Thomas said...

have any Toni Braxton crotch shots shown up yet? She was trying to get that box on national tv with that outfit.

Ben said...

I didn't watch any of the nonsense side show music and cirque de crap. When did it become cool to put cirque de crap on during sporting events, it was part of the superbowl pre-game too.

Rev would have been excited. Prince was at the game, with Dave Chappelle and Luda. Not really the trio I would expect.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Re: NFL fitness. Just look at McNabb's C-cups. That speaks volumes.

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Isiah Thomas said...

Mary J Blige dide "one" Toni Braxton sang some other stuff yesterday

Ben said...

Yeah, Mary J. Blige in the greenest pants i've ever seen. Fast forward on the tivo.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Braxton was awful.

your paternal parent said...

my bad, whatever that bitches name was.. i wanna kill her.

apparently, i aints in tune wit my r&b side enough.

your paternal parent said...

listening to (Mary J Blige) reminds of everything wrong with the world.

she should be killed for her (whatever the hell you wanna call it) of U2's 'One'.

Steve said...

Weird Shit

All Star Game was a disappointment, it always is.

Ben said...

Did you hear that Nate-Rob wanted to dunk over a playboy bunny that was seated at a blackjack table dealing cards, but the knicks wouldn't let him. I guess he practiced it at some local highschool.

Isiah Thomas said...

How can the AS game be a disappointment? What more can you expect? I just don't get that.

your paternal parent said...

nate needs to be officially banned. just stop. enough of you.

your paternal parent said...

the one thing that didnt let me down was Cheryl making sure to reference "my brother reggie" while presenting some award.

goo lookin out, C!

Ben said...

I wouldn't have minded seeing the playboy bunny, better then the bavetta/barkley kiss, or the dee brown impersonation.

Isiah Thomas said...

Did anyone see Ghost Rider?

your paternal parent said...

the biggest eff up was not letting Howard do the 12 ft rim thing. seriously, if anything is going to make the dunk contest even remotely worth watching again, it's gonna be shit like that. let the young dudes get creative, the niba can obviously use the help.

your paternal parent said...

ghost rider is screaming "rent me"

Ben said...

They measured D. Howard's sticker at 12'6". I saw Clyde Drexler dunk on a 12 foot hoop back in the day, it's pretty impressive.

Isiah Thomas said...

good call on Ghost Rider FH, the only thing that makes it even the least bit appealing is Eva Mendez.

Ben said...

watched the departed and school for scoundrels this weekend.

Ben said...

I read an interview with Eva and she said she intentionally put on weight for the movie, to make her puppies bigger.

Isiah Thomas said...

I watched Jackass 2 last night. Thought it was much better than the 1st. Very gay, but much funnier.

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your paternal parent said...

school for scoundrels kinda sucked. it was more uneven than Wedding Crashers (and thats saying something), but less funny.

i had high hopes.. right up until they tried to force it into a crappy love story.

and zeke, nice recap today.

your paternal parent said...

Lohan needs to add the weight back too, to fill up the pups.

wheres the beef?

Ben said...

YPP-

Agree with you about school for scoundrels. It had its moments, but was slow in parts and stupid.

your paternal parent said...

so did scottie pippen's Shooting Stars display land him a 10 day contract yet?

"well Pip, u give us veteran leadership, key insight to championship-level ball, and u can nail the open shot from the 8 point spot NBA Jam-style. ...youre 80 now? ah well, suit up!"

Isiah Thomas said...

YPP - people here (at least on talk radio) were going nuts about Pippen saying he'd be solid for 12 mins a game and would bring good "locker room qualities".

I agree he could prob be better than Marcus Banks but Pip needs to stick with destroying doods at the local ymca.

your paternal parent said...

ben, yeah about halfway through im sitting there thinking.. what am i watching? is this supposed to be a comedy, drama, documentary on the killer whale, psychological thriller? and when are the laughs coming back?

Isiah Thomas said...

cue Tyler signal, re: Pippen

Ben said...

Pip was like 2-8 from that spot on the floor. Adam Morrison type numbers. But at least he wasn't as bad as Michael Cooper who was like 1-25

your paternal parent said...

zeke, im thinkin i'd be more apt to give the ymca guy a shot at this point..

temwr said...

i commented and the comment is gone.

today is not my day.

temwr said...

pippen will put some peeps in the seats.

your paternal parent said...

coooooper (hangin' wit my man he oh so fine...)

yeah, coop was sad. although smush didnt exactly show his stuff either.. kobe shouldve probably got off his ass like chauncey did (and helped the D represent).

Isiah Thomas said...

Only if the ymca guy has copious amounts of back hair, is balding and wears giant james worthy-like rec specs.

your paternal parent said...

but he's a good lockerroom guy..

your paternal parent said...

let me mention at this point that i had to show someone how to turn on their computer this morning.

im sayin..

ebntx said...

off today boys, but just checked into offer this.

did anyone see brit with the shave head?

Isiah Thomas said...

just turn on the machine? if hitting the power button escapes people....that has to be cause for being put down barbaro style right?

ebntx said...

brit

Ben said...

re: Brit

She's messed up in the head way worse then I could have ever imagined.

Isiah Thomas said...

and I think we've lost jug....RIP Jug *moment of silence*

your paternal parent said...

i think she looks kinda hot with the bald head. but i still think Portman looked better.

your paternal parent said...

*pouring some kool-aid out*

Ben said...

supposedly she told that tatoo lady that the reason she shaved her head was because she was tired of people always touching her hair...wtf?

Maybe her kids were always pulling on it or something, but still.

Ben said...

Jug?

Please advise.

ToddPacker said...

what happen to jug?

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm not sure what happened to Jug, just haven't seen him round these parts in a while.

your paternal parent said...

i can understand if maybe the baby (babies? whats she up to?) was always grabbing it.. but the idea of putting it in a ponytail apparently escaped her..

ToddPacker said...

i'm really getting killed with work today, i don't think my boss knows about the LOV work ethic rule #10

Isiah Thomas said...

maybe she meant tired of people grabbing the shit out of it as she was pillaged from the back side?

your paternal parent said...

then someone should buy her some football shoulder pads now...

your paternal parent said...

oooooooh baby, do u know what thats worth.. u make heaven a place on earth..

Isiah Thomas said...

they say in heaven...love comes first....

temwr said...

jug has been missing for weeks now.

Ben said...

baby i was afraid before...but i'm not afraid...anymore.

temwr said...

he is off with hick hops just roaming around in the mall of america.

at least that is my guess.

your paternal parent said...

zeke, did u make or steal your animated pic?

ToddPacker said...

belinda carlisle? wow

ToddPacker said...

didn't jug change his name to thejugwhite... that was funny

Isiah Thomas said...

stolen

ToddPacker said...

Meiz should be happy…Badgers are #1 in the AP

your paternal parent said...

wait a sec.. HTF is duke back in at #17 after being out last week? hmm...

your paternal parent said...

im about to eat my own leg.

me so huuuuun-ree.

ToddPacker said...

duke did sneak back in there quietly... i guess if they win their two games this week they'll shoot up to 5 or 6 next week

Isiah Thomas said...

all I need is UNC to beat Dook in their final regular season game and I should be good.

whocares said...

Work Sucks.

Took Friday off so there was a whole day for TPS reports to pile up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I saw the rankings and gave a hearty Yeah, Boy!!

El Padrino said...

catch a fire with boobie miles
not bad

Hick-Hops said...

tem,
jug and I just left the mall of america and heading down to the coca cola world in Atlanta, maybe we'll see you in NY for the LOV picnic.

temwr said...

LOV Picnic?

Please Advise, wtf did I miss on friday/this weekend?

temwr said...

wait, wait, I think something about a picnic is coming back to me.

Hick-Hops said...

From what I could tell it is like our own special olympics with slower 40 times.

temwr said...

ah yes i remember, el pad would win every event.

temwr said...

I dislike the Sara Silverman Program. I watched it for 4 minutes and made my decision.

Ben said...

I wouldn't have needed the 4 minutes.

temwr said...

you are wiser than I.

temwr said...

I did not need 4 minutes to determine that T-Boz and the Nekkid Truck Man was not worth any of my time.

temwr said...

What happened to that War at Home Show? Did it get cancelled?

The daughter on that is on my unspeakable list, so I have an interest in that show.

The Rev said...

So how serious are we about the picnic in NYC?

So today, I had to fire off an e-mail to the boss about a corporate issue. I started to write "please advise". But at the last minute, I erased it and changed it to "Let me know what you think."

Viva!

temwr said...

So Irvin is done now at ESPN? Did they give a reason? Can they can SAS too?

Ben said...

they already cancelled SAS's show. No reason for canning Irvin, his contract was up, didn't renew.

temwr said...

SAS is still on the WWL doing commentary doing SC. That is too much SAS.

temwr said...

****doing commentary during SC

Ben said...

Tbone and nekkid trucker has Champ Kind in it, but i agree, don't need to see that show to know it sucks.

Ben said...

I just hope they get somebody cool to replace Irvin, like Chad Johnson.

Ben said...

But Stephen A. bring such thought and insight to the show. You know, lots of stupidity.

Ben said...

maybe Irvin will start a blog and talk about how to pick up hookers and loads of crack.

Then we can harass him too.

temwr said...

I hope they get Erin Andrews.

Ben said...

tem-
I think The War at Home is on hiatus until American Idol goes back to 2 nights a week.

Ben said...

awesome, won a free KFC snacker

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

LoV Olympnic = for realz

temwr said...

No part of that made any sense to me.

AI is on two nights a week now isn't it?

War at Home is on Sunday, AI isn't.

temwr said...

Further 'splaining is needed.

Ben said...

No, they moved War at Home to thursday nights recently.

AI is on 3 nights a week, tuesday guys sing, wednesday girls sing, thursday is elimination day, until they get down to 12. Too much Idol on tv.

temwr said...

unspeakable


Rhona Mitra

temwr said...

You know a lot about this Idol show.

Ben said...

My wife sucks, I go upstairs when Idol comes on.

I looked it up, war at home is back on sundays starting march 4th.

ToddPacker said...

ben knows too much about american idol

temwr said...

Why are the Islanders and Penguins playing right now??

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Ben said...

How did you notice that a hockey game was being played.

temwr said...

I was on ESPN.com and it said the hockey game was being played right now.

Ben said...

no wonder hockey has bad TV ratings, who is going to watch a game in the middle of the day.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i thought espn signed parcells to fill in where irvin was

ToddPacker said...

NHL often plays day games on holidays

ToddPacker said...

"i thought espn signed parcells to fill in where irvin was"


it wouold be funny if espn made parcells dress the same as irvin

Ben said...

Do you think Parcells will refer to Miami as Da U?

temwr said...

Penguins played a night game sunday and then a day game today. Sucks for them.

your paternal parent said...

"maybe Irvin will start a blog and talk about how to pick up hookers and loads of crack.

Then we can harass him too."


or learn from him.

Ben said...

Today is not a holiday, i'm working. I'm convinced it's like patriots day in Boston. Only certain people get today off.

ToddPacker said...

did anyone see the “real sports” thing on ryan howard... dude's mom runs his life... he hands his checks over to her she pays the bills and then she gives him an allowance

temwr said...

Why are people climbing Mount Hood in the middle of winter?

Ben said...

Ryan Howard is headed down a scary path. MC Hammer made the same mistake and look at where he is today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The War At Home is one of the absolute worst shows on TV.

temwr said...

i hope his allowance is big.

Ben said...

Tem-
It's actually easier to 'climb' in the winter as long as conditions aren't horrible. Use an Ice Axe and crampons, and you don't have to worry about hand holds and footholds.

temwr said...

but the daughter is hot meiz.

Ben said...

War at Home got 4.5 'prince chills' on the website I looked up.

ToddPacker said...

"i hope his allowance is big."

it's not as big as it should be... he only made $300,000 last year... i don't think he's up for arbitration until the end of the 07 season

Tyler said...

This is late to the convo, but - I have a very low opinion of Pippen. I don't know why an elite team would mess with things and sign him. It would be low risk because I think he would only get a pro-rated vet's minimum, but if it ain't broke, why fix it. There's talk the Lakers are thinking of signing him, for all of the obvious reasons, but I think it would hurt them more than help them. If he's going to sign somewhere, my money's with one of those lower level playoff teams (6-10) so they can make a charge into the playoffs. He said he wanted another run at a title. Again, I don't see why any of those elite teams would mess around and rent him for three months.

Tyler said...

Yo Zeke, have you seen the commercials for those basketball DVDs Steve Nash is peddling? They're Coach K approved...

The Rev said...

Ryan Howard can't get arbitration until after this season, and he can't be a free agent until 2010. So the Phillies hold the barganing chips for now.

However, I think he may get bumped up to about a million in salary this season I hear. Plus, he is starting to get endorsements out the ying yang. He's already got a big deal with Topps. So the money will roll in for him, which means mom will be busy.

I do think the Phils will give him the big long term deal before arbitration. Ryan Howard will be in Philly for a long time.

Isiah Thomas said...

Irvin worked for me on Countdown, he didn't bother me.

Spaceman Spiff said...

just realized that when the chargers fire norv theyre gonna hire steve spurrier next.

Isiah Thomas said...

"Yo Zeke, have you seen the commercials for those basketball DVDs Steve Nash is peddling? They're Coach K approved... "

NOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOO
OOOOO
OOOO
OOO
OO
O

NO

temwr said...

crampons?

Ben said...

crampons-
spikes for your shoes to dig into the ice.

Tyler said...

Coach K's in the commercial and he says something and I think he literally gives the thumbs up. I immediately thought, "Oooo, Zeke's not gonna like this..."
Link to the site. I don't think the commercial is on there.

ToddPacker said...

rev, the phils better get on re-doing that contract... don't want to make moms mad

whocares said...

Is War at Home the show with Rappaport in it? Words cant describe how terrible that show is.


And sorry I missed the LOV picnic discussion but for the record I would dominate ping pong, darts, Golden Tee, and pretty much any low impact event where you can drink while playing.

Also, I am unhittable with a wiffle ball. Two years all state in high shool (baseball). I have a wiffle curve that make grown men weep.

Tyler said...

He's on the video page.

ToddPacker said...

"And sorry I missed the LOV picnic discussion but for the record I would dominate ping pong, darts, Golden Tee, and pretty much any low impact event where you can drink while playing.

Also, I am unhittable with a wiffle ball. Two years all state in high shool (baseball). I have a wiffle curve that make grown men weep."


WC, i told zeke the SEC guys would dominate...obviously

temwr said...

Ben you know too much about Idol and crampons.

The Rev said...

Coach K and Larry Brown approved... hahaha!

The Rev said...

TP... you are right. Don't want to piss off Ryan's momma. She might slap Pat Gillick upside the head during negotiations.

The Rev said...

I'm putting out the ElPadrino bat signal regarding stocks...

XM and Sirius merge

temwr said...

wha???

Bears let Rivera go?

Ben said...

re: XM/Sirius merger

Would be interesting if it happens. FCC is dicks though so they'll probably fight like hell against it.

temwr said...

XM and Sirius merge? You are fucking kidding me.

Ben said...

re: Rivera

Who is the genius in chicago who won't renew this guy's contract. Even if it's just for one year.

ToddPacker said...

rev, i don't know if the ep bat-signal works on days when the market is closed

The Rev said...

The bat signal may be delayed, but it is out.

Stern's take on that ought to be interesting tomorrow.

temwr said...

How the fuck did these people climb a mountain with a dog?

Do they just carry that fucker the whole time?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hahaha, the bears dont like when you interview with a shitload of teams. they are gonna let rivera go.

rivera gets a fuck you

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