Monday, January 29, 2007

Weekend in review

So this being the first time I have attempted a weekend in review, I get to choose the weekend that might be only one of the most boring in sports. Yay for me!

But a few things went down in a weekend without football. It's amazing what you notice when pro football is not on.

- It's getting to be time to really pay attention to college basketball. I know some of you hardcore fans are already paying attention. This is about the time when guys like me start to wake up and catch up on what is going on. I consider myself not a college basketball expert, but definitely more than just a casual observer.

Biggest weekend news was UCLA losing to Stanford. Yeah it's a big deal. But in college hoops, upsets like these can be overcome better than in football. And since Stanford doesn't exactly suck, it's not that surprising. UCLA will still get their high seed in the tournament. And depending on how the rest of the season goes for them I don't think they are out of the running for a 1 seed just yet.

But in the world of college hoops, it is almost February and it is still too early to be talking March Madness.

- Tiger Woods picked up his 7th straight tour win. 11 is the record set by Byron Nelson. Does anyone believe that Tiger can't get this record? At this point, I think I'd be more shocked if he didn't.

- Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
SHAQ!
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
SHAQ!
Right on!

They say this cat Shaq's a bad muther

SHUT YO MOUTH!

- Roger Clemens isn't sure yet if he will pitch in 07. YAAAWWWWNNNN!

Meanwhile, Curt Schilling says not only will he pitch in 07, he will pitch in 08.

Schilling's Red Sox contract ends after 07. So that means either he reups with Boston or goes to another team.

And he's already saying he won't go to New York and pull a Johnny Damon.

But... why do I get the feeling that words like that will come back to haunt a guy like Schilling? Especially if Steinbrenner knocks on the door in the offseason after this and pulls out $15 million to pitch one year in pinstripes.

- And one last WTH from the weekend...

A drug running granny

If you had a grandma like that, you could at least count on a birthday gift every year better than a check for $12.

That's all I got today. I'll leave you with a link to a hot babe. Actually, it's ESPN's Tim Legler's wife to be. This is what a 10 year career in the NBA gets you when you're a really tall white guy.

NNNIIICCCEEEE!!

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temwr said...

FUCK AXE

temwr said...

No mention of Federerererererer bitch slapping the tennis world?

temwr said...

Tony Dungy is kicking the shit out of Lovie Smith in the WWLs "who would you rather see win a SB?" poll.

temwr said...

I am above 40% now...run those stats!

Seriously though, lunch time for me. Give me something to read when I get back.

Mills said...

Random college b-ball note: I thought Greg Oden was a bit overrated and 15/10/3 wasn't that great and he seems inconsistent. But mainly because you see Carmelo, Chris Bosh, Tyler Hansborough, and Kevin Durant put up huge numbers as a freshman and wonder why Oden hasn't (in comparison). Then I saw stats on other legendary centers from their freshman years. Oden is every bit as good as those guys (Shaq, Ralph Sampson) and even dwarfs some guys' stats (Ewing). Don't know how Dave Robinson, Duncan, and Hakeem did their freshman years... Maybe being a true center really is a much longer transition period and Oden is every bit as good as he was hyped to be.

The Rev said...

Federerererer bitchslapping the tennis world...

YAAAWWWNNNN!!!

I was thinking of mentioning tennis, but Roger Federer winning is not that interesting anymore. Serena was the better of the two stories.

Then again, Tiger winning isn't that exciting either. But he might be on the cusp of history in the next few months.

Mills said...

I was already to mention how Federerer is the greatest thing in mens tennis since the invention of the racket, but then sports center showed me some stats today. Federerer has 10 grand slams, and turns 26 in August. Borg had 11 at 26 and then retired. Petey had 10 at 26. Maybe Feder is up there in the conversation of best ever (and probably is), but...maybe it isn't such an open and closed case as I once thought. But what he did this weekend was AWESOME...however, Borg did it three times, 1976-1980, and against arguably better competition.

The Rev said...

I think Oden can be as good as hyped. I also think at center, you do need to work into the position more. Unless you're Shaq and freakishly big and quick in college.

I don't think Oden is going to light the NBA on fire right away if he comes in. But he will be a player.

Mills said...

Shaq only did something like 13/9/3 as a freshman. Oden is ahead of him.

The Rev said...

Borg also did it with a wooden racket and a neat red headband.

I was a Bjorn Borg fan as a kid. That match in 80 with McEnroe was great tennis.

The Rev said...

Bjorn Borg definitely did it against much better competition.

McEnroe and Connors alone were fierce competitors.

The Rev said...

Tem lost his 40%.

Mills said...

I was born in 80, so I don't really remember it...

El Padrino said...

federer is a good tennis player

Mills said...

gotta a meeting. be back in a while.

El Padrino said...

they keep saying he's playing with a bum hand

El Padrino said...

i haven't been impressed
the hype this kid was getting he should be averaging a double/double

where the fuck is tyler

El Padrino said...

and tiger woods had that look about him all weekend

it's the "I'm going to stomp on your testicles" look

only him and jordan have it
and A-Rod

oh wait, I'm sorry
A-rod wears the "I'm going to suck your testicles" look.

i get them confused

El Padrino said...

z ?

El Padrino said...

indeed

a Z from Jerzeee!

The Rev said...

Greg Oden averages 15.4 points and 10.1 rebounds per game...

looks like a double-double average to me.

The Rev said...

Other athletes have had that look, and not been able to back it up.

Difference is, once Tiger or Jordan got that look in their eyes, you knew it was game over. They actually back up the look with results.

thejaywhite said...

i fucked some black chic saturday night, she left her earrings here and now she wont stop calling for them back..like fuck off...just go spend 5 bucks and get a new pair..leave me alone

The Rev said...

The A-Rod reference... now that was funny.

The Rev said...

I will say this...

with the hype, Oden should average 20 points and 10 rebounds to justify it.

thejaywhite said...

oden plays with his wrong hand...i would take him first overall..not too mention the fact that i would rather have a Center who plays in the paint than a 3-4 who shoots the 3.

Tyler said...

Just got into work.

A. What are the Red Sox thinking? Helton is washed up.

B. RE: Oden - I've been saying for awhile that I think Oden is for real, but that he needs to stay in school. All of those guys you mentioned (Robinson, Duncan, Hakeem, Shaq, Sampson, Ewing) stayed for a least three years, got a lot of experience and then hit the ground running when they were a rookie. Playing in the Final Four in front of a big crowd with a lot on the line against good teams will only help you out later on. Especially when you're going to be on a crappy team that picks you #1 and you're going to have to be the savior of a franchise. That's a lot of pressure. Durant is putting up offensive numbers, but Oden is a monster on the defensive end. Oden is a true Center (which is a rare commodity) but it looks like Durant can play three positions. I don't think you can go wrong with either of them. I wouldn't want to have the first pick if they both declare; it could be one of those Bowie/Jordan situations, you never really know what's going to happen. I still want to see what they do in the tournament before it's all said and done though. I think then everyone will have a better idea of what's going on.

El Padrino said...

the tyler signal is amazing

thejaywhite said...

helton isnt washed up..he had some injuries but still batted 300 last year in a full season.

if he were playing with some protection in the lineup his stats will increase..i think he has a few years left...

oden is forsure the number 1..durant could not play center.

thejugwhite said...

Barbaro...

temwr said...

Keith killed him.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Barbaro...

thank god, I was so sick of hearing about that damn horse. If they give him a funeral...there is going to be a homicide in Raleigh. I don't know who yet, probably just the first guy that looks at me funny.

Tyler said...

Kind of like what TJW just said, I would take Oden because he's a true center, can play in the paint, and he's playing with a banged up paw. The one thing I don't like is that he's injured already. I'm tired of these guys with TUP that never pan out because they're injury prone.

Helton - Average is still there, but his power numbers are gone. That's the first sign of decline. I think he might put up slightly better numbers just by being in that lineup, but I don't think think he'll be the guy he was six or seven years ago.

temwr said...

Oden is still shooting free throws lefty and the shots that aren't dunks are usually going up lefty.

So he is using the wrong hand still.

Having said that he still needs some offensive polish. For a big guy he has a decent amount of problem getting into good position on the offensive end and has problem freeing himself for a good shot.

An absolute beast on the D end though.

temwr said...

I am most concerned with Oden's lack of ability to get into a position to receive the ball on offense.

In high school they would just throw it up high and he could just grab it. In college he needs to work to get posted up well, but hasn't mastered it yet.

temwr said...

Still though, he would be my number 1 pick.

The Rev said...

Todd Helton...

when your power numbers drop in Coors Field, I think your best days are behind you.

temwr said...

It is too cold out to take an hour lunch. I just wanted to come back to the office and put in an hour or so and then head home.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Helton'll hit plenty of homers with that 3 foot fence in right field. I think its a good fit.

temwr said...

WWL had a poll up "Do you think Super Bowl Sunday should be a national holliday?"


umm, the real question is "Should the day after the Superbowl be a national holliday?." Hell yeah, I can use that day off work. A sunday national holliday does me 0 good.

El Padrino said...

he's a product of Coors field
his home and away numbers tell the story

The Rev said...

If the Sixers get the #1 pick, I would want Oden.

That would mean the Sam Dalembert experiment would be over while he has about 5 years left on his contract.

temwr said...

SG has something up about Miami. I think it is new.

The Rev said...

But that 3 foot fence in right field for the most part is 380 feet away. There's that foul pole that is about 302 away, but it juts out quickly. It's not always a gimmie homer to right field. And that 3 foot fence means homers get robbed often.

You'd have a better shot hitting it over the green monster.

El Padrino said...

he bats like 60 points higher at home rev, the gaps are enormous
bigger than madonna's cunt

temwr said...

Well I would because I bat right handed.

The Rev said...

SG quote...

"That reminds me, at some point this week, I'm slapping on one of Sonny Crockett's white linen suits and forcing Jemele Hill to dress up like Tubbs, then we're going to rent a black Ferrari and drive around Miami for a few hours. Oh, and you think I'm kidding?"

Wonder what Jemele thought of that.

The Rev said...

My point exactly.

A guy like Helton should have much better power numbers with Coors Field padding them. He's even losing it in Coors.

Just checked these numbers...

2004 - 21 homers in Coors.
2005 - 13 homers in Coors.
2006 - 8 homers in Coors.

Considering the numbers he's been putting up, he should be embarassed by his 06 putout.

temwr said...

temwr diary of SG article

Short version:

miami is awesome, other places suck.

Mills said...

RE: Helton. He played in only 140+ games this year I think.

Yeah, his power numbers were down, but Coors was a pitchers park this year with that humidor crap going on.

I think Helton will dominate in Fenway. Shorter porch in right, correct? Perfect for him. BTW -- dude is a complete player. Defense - gold glover. Hits for avg., power (decent - never been a huge power guy), drives in runs, can run a little.

If the Rockies pick up 40 mil of the 90 owed, then the Sox are getting a huge deal. I hate them.

El Padrino said...

we all know miami is awesome

Mills said...

SG's article was a good start though for the week. Just setting excitement.

I love it that he has to cover Peyton's first super bowl victory... awesome, and I am not even a Colts fan.

At least we know why there was no Friday column last week now.

The Rev said...

'03 and '04, Helton actually had decent away numbers. They were blown away by his home numbers. But away he was respectable.

'05 and '06, it's all padded by Coors Field. No doubt. And he's not even nearly as great as he once was at Coors Field.

If the Red Sox get him, it could be an embarassment on the highest level.

The Rev said...

The porch in right is only short down the line to Pesky's Pole. To the power alley, it's actually more respectable.

302 ft down the right field line, but it quickly turns into 380 ft to the power alley.

JFreak said...

Who cares about Helton?

No one.

Helton talk shall now cease.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I guess there's a Bears game this weekend.

Mills said...

Helton still has an OBP of over .400 even on his "decline."

The Rockies have sucked, and he has had no help really. Adkins and Hawpe are still not elite players.

He is NOT done. They will hook him up to the Rejuvenation machine and he will hit .300, 25 hrs, 115 rbis, 90 runs next year in that lineup. That is far from being done.

The Rev said...

Right field power alley in Coors Field is 375 in comparison.

And yes, Fenway has that short right field fence, but that actually robs more homers than it gives. The fielder doesn't even have to jump to take away a homer.

temwr said...

temwr diary of SG article

Regular version:

1:07 - Topic is Miami and the Superbowl

1:07 - SG says Miami is nicer than Houston, Jacksonville and Detriot.
No shit.

1:08 - SG presents his case (for the 1,000,000th time) to limit Superbowl to Miami, San Diego, and New Orleans. Mayors of other towns propose plan to murder SG.

1:09 - SG blows Miami as only the SG can.

1:11 - SG lays out his top stories in no particular order. 1) guaranteed arrest of someone. 2) two black coaches. 3-5) stupid shit. 6) Nick Saban bashing. 7) what rev said. 8-13) more shit wih the only notable thing being a jab at Marvin Harrison's playoff performance....See the media is already planting a scapegoat for Manning.

1:16 - Fuck you AXE. That is just for me.

1:16 - SH gives him stay out of trouble smile, which is OK with SG because it means that he is going to place where he can get in trouble instead of Detroit. Apparently the dumbfuck is not aware that Detroit is really close to Canada where there are legendary strip clubs. I bet TJW would even give him a hookup with his #5 or 6 starter. Or at least a middle relief girl.

1:17 - Ends with this "Just like old times, you know?" ...Umm no, not many people get to go to a bunch of Super Bowls on expense accounts. Fuck you Bill, we don't know what its like...bastard.

temwr said...

I don't think that fence actually robs more than it gives.

It basically gives a homer for anything over 315 or 320. I don't deny that a lot of people take away homers at the fence but that wouldn't be a homer in any other park anyway. That 320 foot blast that the fielder can't get is an out in most parks. Or maybe a double down the line.

temwr said...

And this is too much baseball talk for me.

temwr said...

More hoops/football talk...

Mills said...

"I bet TJW would even give him a hookup with his #5 or 6 starter. Or at least a middle relief girl."


Nice.

The Rev said...

I would think you could get into much more trouble in Detroit with such easy access to Windsor, Ontario.

In Miami, the girls are high end and high maintenance. Don't even come near the girls unless you have a net worth in the 6 figures. Am I correct?

In Ontario, I'm guessing it's much easier to score. Especially with that Canadian exchange rate in play, eh?

JFreak said...

What the hell did they do to Page 2.

Unacceptable.

The Rev said...

"It basically gives a homer for anything over 315 or 320."

True, but only if you hit it straight down the right field line.

Hit it 15 feet to the left, and you have to get it at least 360 for a homer. Then it's more normal.

The Rev said...

"I don't think that fence actually robs more than it gives."

I should reword that.

I think it robs as much as it gives.

temwr said...

indeed, SG drops the ball on dissing detriot for not being able to get in trouble.

I have no clue about jacksonville or houston, maybe it is hard to get into trouble there.

in any case the East in the NBA sucks.

temwr said...

I also dislike the new Page 2.

I hate it when they change shit like that.

El Padrino said...

tem

good job

The Rev said...

espn.com just put up a cartoon photo of SG in a Miami vice white blazer.

It is high comedy.

I think Simmons should never get to live that down.

The Rev said...

Page 2...

thank god for the days when DJ Gallo does the jump. Otherwise it's become unreadable.

temwr said...

from something on IMDB.com

"Pop superstar Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have fueled reports they are a couple after the actress flew to the Sundance Film Festival in Utah on Wednesday to be with the singer"

I blame AXE. Fuck you AXE.

The Rev said...

Have you ever tried AXE spray Tem?

It ain't bad. Though I consider it the Febreeze of deodorants.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

i think tem is having a bad day, and he's taking it out Axe. Buddy, put your own ebay site up selling yourself for Superbowl tickets. And when Axe doesn't give them to you...sue their ass for sexual discrimination.

The Rev said...

I know it's getting killed in the media, but let me say one thing about this...

"Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro was euthanized Monday after his latest setback. The horse's co-owner called it "the right decision."

Ummm... that was the right decision 6 months ago.

Now it's more like a "WELL DUH!" decision.

temwr said...

No I use TAG.

fuck AXE.

Actually I don't use TAG either.

And taking out my rough day on AXE is working wonders. It is also preventing me from doing work, so it is win/win.

The Rev said...

"put your own ebay site up selling yourself for Superbowl tickets. And when Axe doesn't give them to you...sue their ass for sexual discrimination."

Screw Ebay.

Put up a posting tomorrow and ask for the tickets here. I'm sure the bigwigs at AXE will see it.

temwr said...

REALLY?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

from the AM Jump, Gallo is a genius.

"Stanford upset No. 3 UCLA 75-68 last night in a victory that saw Cardinal fans rush out of the stands after the final buzzer as though Carrie Fisher suddenly appeared at midcourt in her Princess Leia costume. Then there was a lot of awkward nerd jumping and high-fiving. And then I presume the excited few who didn't succumb to asthma attacks or have their frail bodies trampled headed off to storm a comic book shop en masse."

ToddPacker said...

tps getting the better of me on the mon. morning, but i'm trying to catch up

oden: stop comparing him to other players when they were freshmen...the dude is like 38 years old he should be way ahead of the curve

Tyler: the bat signal is working great

Axe: keep up the good work tem

SG running diary: again, keep up the good work tem...i really like the abbreviated sg diary of the sg diary...bill sucks

Helton: could go either way...his power numbers are really down the last two years, but he has been battling injuries...change of scenery might be good

El Padrino said...

i use none of that crap
just mitchum and that's only cuz you can skip a day

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

So, DS has a MySpace page and it looks like he graduated from Harvard!!

Who Knew

El Padrino said...

harvard is for pussies
that explains everything

temwr said...

I bet he feels crappy at reunions.

"Yeah I am a lawyer."

"Doctor here"

"I used to write for page 2 and now I have a blog"

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

lol, good call tem

The Rev said...

I'm guessing DS ignores reunion notices.

El Padrino said...

he goes for the finger foods

El Padrino said...

those bacon wrapped scallops are phenominal!!!

El Padrino said...

i'm gay watch me drink a spritzer

El Padrino said...

rock the casbah
rock the casbah

El Padrino said...

z squared in yo mouf

The Rev said...

I just saw the myspace page. YEESH!

Actually, it looks like he graduated from a different school, and went to grad school at Harvard Business School. So I'm guessing he wouldn't even go to a Harvard reunion.

Still, if you're getting an MBA from Harvard Business, you should be shooting a little higher in life than sportswriter. No?

The Rev said...

MMMMM... bacon wrapped scallops.

The Rev said...

I could eat my weight in cocktail franks wrapped in dough.

The Rev said...

Philly Z

ToddPacker said...

so how is jersey treating you, Ep?...and what the hell were you doing at work on a Saturday

temwr said...

His wife must bring in lots of $$$.

That bastard is sitting at home right now while his kid takes a nap, watching cold pizza, and playing Civ IV, while we all "work."

He probably went to Harvard MBA school to meet a suga momma. Not a bad plan.

He still sucks though.

FUCK YOU AXE.

JFreak said...

cocktail franks are a weakness of mine.

i just stand in front of them, shoving them down my throat.

El Padrino said...

sunday....
i was the point person for our group as far as setting up and testing systems
it sucked a hairy boar nut

but it's ok, i guess
a bit desolate but i dont have to put up with as many assholes as i would in midtown

see my blog for a nice subway pic in which i will no longer be subject to view

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I hate the winter time, hate it like I hate Barbaro, hate it like Tem hates Axe.



Fuck You January and February!!!

El Padrino said...

i think i'm going to crissin' the new office with a nice long and strenuous dump

excuse me fellas

The Rev said...

I shoulda went for my MBA.

Then I could sit at home and be a douche.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

well Rev, you're half way there. Just gotta get that stay at home thing licked and you're golden. ;)

temwr said...

nice.

The Rev said...

I knew I was setting myself up.

temwr said...

If Duke loses twice this week will Zeke die from the orgasms?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke has orgasms?

thejaywhite said...

sweet 2 hour nap

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ElP, quotin' some Reggie Noble. Me likey.

El Padrino said...

big noble fan meiztumbo

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like the new Page 2 look...

ToddPacker said...

the top of the page 2 (sg cartoon in the miami vice gear) is pretty lame

ToddPacker said...

hey the espn poll about the super bowl being a national holiday...that was a LOV topic last week....i guess bill ain't the only WWLer to read the LOV

thejaywhite said...

still no settlement on TJW offering 67% money to buy out that lawsuit

Mills said...

seriously -- nobody going to comment on tjw's competition?

http://www.tuckermax.com/

still don't get the link thingy.

Mills said...

why do we think sg reads this again? i must have missed that.

Mills said...

i thought you were only offering 33% tjw? what made you go up. don't they know who they are negotiating with?

Mills said...

this is too easy for a z. nobody is posting.

temwr said...

Most of the time I do not check LOV links until I get home.

temwr said...

the SG reading this is a running joke.

we don't really think that, we just like to type it.

kinda like, FUCK AXE...but I really do hate AXE.

thejaywhite said...

tuckers good shit but i think we would fight if we hung out too often...

as for 33% ..im offering 33% of the total..but 67% of my half of the suit

temwr said...

tjw, they are still hungover from the party they had after you offered the deal.

Mills said...

tjw -
where do the ladies on his site land in your starting rotation?

Mills said...

any aces in there?

temwr said...

why did that chick take her ear rings off? did she stay that long that she needed to remove them for comfort?

thejaywhite said...

she stayed and got banged in the morning as well...she doenst make the rotation..and i didnt know there were girls on this site...atleast not ones interested in penis

thejaywhite said...

im out for 2hours

temwr said...

he meant the other dude's site.

his site.

not this site.

ebntx said...

tjw she probably keeps calling because the earrings were a gift from her boyfriend. keep 'em. pawn them and apply to the "free tjw" fund.

temwr said...

Or she wants to remove all evidence that she was ever there.

temwr said...

Pete Sampras to compete in an over 30 tourney.

I wonder if Agassi will be in it too.

ebntx said...

"Or she wants to remove all evidence that she was ever there."

i dont know if this can ever happen. kind of like leaving the red sock in the load of white laundry.

temwr said...

Ah hell, this helton stuff isn't even a done deal. I doubt he even goes.

temwr said...

haha, she is stained forever and no amount of clorox will get it clean.

The Rev said...

Barbaro's guest book

There are some very scary people out there leaving condolences for a horse.

And a lot of them are from Georgia.

temwr said...

ok so maybe helton does go, but this deal is not a 100% thing.

temwr said...

FYI the LOV FBBL is a 2 horse race. It is like 1 team then another team .5 games back then everyone else is like 20+ back.

ish.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

mills- go to LoG. copy and paste the html code that steve put up, and replace the MSN stuff with what you want.

temwr said...

How the fuck does Neil O'Donnel not make the top 10 list for worst Super Bowl QBs on the WWL?

He must have nekkid picture of that Ombudsman.

temwr said...

All these Barbaro articles that are popping up had to have been written about 4 months ago, at least.

They better be good fucking articles because the rat bastards who wrote them had a long time to edit.

Fuck AXE.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"Or she wants to remove all evidence that she was ever there."


she better get rid of the Crabs before she concerns herself with the earrings.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I keep a copy of the "link" code saved in a word doc on my desk top. Then you just copy paste and copy again.

"yo martin, why you keep a link code on your desk top like that?"

"For E Z access baby."

El Padrino said...

that's funny mvn
i have it too

ToddPacker said...

shortcut for linking on the desktop is a must

temwr said...

I just use LOG site to find info

ToddPacker said...

barbaro death...does that mean a moment of silence at WNBA games tonight?

El Padrino said...

rebecca lobo is sad today

temwr said...

WNBA is in season??

ebntx said...

whats wnba?

ToddPacker said...

tem, i was thinking of buying some sort of body spray...how do you fell about Axe?

ToddPacker said...

*feel

temwr said...

fuck AXE.

Also I just read that the chick is having a contest to see what other person she is going to take to the game. Fucking AXE made her do that, guaranteed.

Tyler said...

She was on the radio here in L.A. this morning. Axe gave her tickets for her and a couple of her friends and she has to choose a dude to go with them. Totally not right. Unless you're the dude they pick.

ebntx said...

because his kids need to eat

Tyler said...

You stay classy Spree...

ToddPacker said...

Spre goes PJ Carlesimo on his baby's momma

ToddPacker said...

whoops...i guess you beat me to the link EB

ebntx said...

from a blog dedicated to barbaro

"Rest in peace beautiful one. It breaks my heart to know that you lost your battle, but now you can run like the wind. Just know how much you were loved and how much you will be missed."

wth-this person should be found and have his leg broken in three places.

ebntx said...

its a fucking horse people

ebntx said...

send him to the glue factory

ebntx said...

or better yet, my dog is hungry off to the alpo plant.

temwr said...

a scarlett z on the topic of a horse.

El Padrino said...

all the pretty horses

temwr said...

And wind doesn't run. It blows.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Update: Sabrina is gaving a kid. I didn't know 2 people without a penis could procreate.

temwr said...

I am reading MMQB for the first time in 5 weeks or so.

temwr said...

What/who is Sabrina?

ToddPacker said...

Anyone watch family guy last night?...the part when stewie carjacked that dude was hilarious....i rewound at least 3 times

ToddPacker said...

sabrina = teenage witch fan that works with miez

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sabrina's the dude I work with/long time friend who DVRs Sabrina The Teenage Witch, daily.

25, married, gonna have a kid. I have no clue how he's gonna raise a child.

temwr said...

I have not watched FG in awhile.

It used to be one of 2 shows I would watch (Scrubs).

Now I watch 0 because I can't watch Scrubs (vball) and I always forget about FG.

temwr said...

He will let his talking cat raise the kid.

temwr said...

How many episodes are there of that show? If it got to a point where I was TIVOing something daily, I would just buy the DVDs.

temwr said...

Oh and he is also the dude that DVRs Boy Meets World.

temwr said...

Fuck it, I'm outta here.

temwr said...

Work blows, like the wind.

ToddPacker said...

meiz,

what's the link to that baseball audits blog?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
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ebntx said...

any good games tonight? too lazy to look up.

thejaywhite said...

TJW back in the house

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Audits

ToddPacker said...

thanks meiz....pretty good info on those audit posts, but they are so long

ToddPacker said...

phoenix and minnesota tonight in the nba....could be good zeke v. kodiac banter

thejaywhite said...

i miss barbaro already

ebntx said...

thanks tp. i could stand to see kg be a streak breaker. the suns need to lose already.

speaking of kg, he needs to leave minny. he deserves to win something before he leaves the league. he is not like others that unless he wasnt on your team you dislike him. i would pay good money to see him in a spurs uni. they would probably have to give up too much to get him though.

ebntx said...

tjw, im sure they froze his sperm if youre willing to pay top dollar for it for you to bathe yourself in.

ToddPacker said...

"i miss barbaro already"

was he your #4 or #5?

El Padrino said...

kg is going to kill someone, blah blah, blah

im bill simmons and i approved this message

ebntx said...

then again after doing that you might shatter your leg and we would have to euthanize you.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

They have to be long. It's an audit.

ebntx said...

then again that might not be a bad idea. go ahead and buy that sperm tjw.

ebntx said...

elp i hate sg for that. if he ever does i hope he starts with him.

El Padrino said...

yeah it's an asinine statement
by a pretty big ass

let me feel sorry for a nba player that makes 126 million dollars while i waste my life away at some firm pushing buttons all day

blow me bill

El Padrino said...

all because he cant take his team to the next level

El Padrino said...

im out

ebntx said...

and he claims to not be a clips fan. i bet if they made the finals last year he would have been all over them.

ebntx said...

maybe we should euthanize him too

kidding

Los said...

What, did Barbaro die? Seriously? The news on EVERY F'IN STATION IN PHILLY ISN'T REPORTING THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ebntx said...

los, how bout a podcast live from the barbaro memorial which is being erected right now.

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