Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Some Drunks

Jimmy loves Heine.





















Easy on the Cap'n, Cap'n















Way to go Eli

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Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

wow, who's the blonde?

El Padrino said...

i wonder if he smoked that later

El Padrino said...

jimmy johnson was really drunk

The Rev said...

New rule...

if no one posts on a day for some reason, it will be ElP's duty to find drunken pictures to post that day.

That's quality stuff.

Also, I have sent the invite to Tem. Tem, go accept it and then you can do whatever you wish today. Or wait til next week.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"i wonder if he smoked that later"

he better have, then again, I guess athletes get ass like that thrown at them all the time.

temwr said...
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temwr said...

OK, invite accepted.

We can wait until next week for the premiere.

The pics will do for now.

temwr said...

Jimmy Johnson definitely goes to tanning beds.

JFreak said...

I can see.

El Padrino said...

and loves the henie

Isiah Thomas said...

don't be fooled by the chick with eli - she prob came up to him and said "you've got to meet my gay friend....you'll love him"

The Rev said...

Let us officially welcome Tem to the starting 5.

Isiah Thomas said...

and why is JJ standing like a monkey in that pic? Dood looks like an idiot.

El Padrino said...

what's funny about the eli pick (and yes i'm aware he's the qb for the team i love) is that -- the face he is making, he makes when he throws a pick

Isiah Thomas said...

tem....welcome.

RIP FH.

It's the circle of life.

El Padrino said...

welcome aboard tem
initation begins now

fuck head

temwr said...

blow me

Isiah Thomas said...

re: Golden Globes.....

my girl loves that red carpet shit....I couldn't stomach that shit and told her to step to the other room when the suns came on.

I don't get watching celebrities suck each other off and give awards. Unless a ti-tay or something pops out that shit is worthless.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

yea team, ya better not bring any weak ass shit.

JFreak said...

Uh, no.

Tem...you have to blow us.

The Rev said...

I have to find the pic I took with Tom Heinsohn.

He took a pic with me at an event about 5 years ago. He was holding a Bud, and he looked wasted.

Isiah Thomas said...

tem don't get all smarty art on us and go above and beyond. D- is where its at.

The Rev said...

Freak...

if you are smart, you will never say that publicly again.

El Padrino said...

good job jfreak

Isiah Thomas said...

I get the mutombo wag on drunkathlete.com for "tasteless". fuck that.

and I was upset Deke missed the pregame stuff last night in Mempho. Any chance to hear the man speak is must watch tv.

The Rev said...

Speak for yourself.

I thought I was the A- guy here. Or at least B+.

El Padrino said...

yeah zeke, i chekit out for the jack nicholsan's and to see what star is wasted or looking ripe to jackoff to later

other than that, worthless is a good word

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"Tem...you have to blow us."



all of a sudden an uncomfortable silence falls over LOV

El Padrino said...

zeke - but you can see the pics here ?

JFreak said...
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The Rev said...

Ryan Howard is up on Drunkathlete.com

Good for him! Now he's really made it in life.

Isiah Thomas said...

I can see the pics you posted but can't access the website. nazi shit.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

the only time i give a shit about celebrities is when they're doing something stupid or are wearing bikinis or some other form of revealing clothing. I could care less who they're dating or what gown they are wearing to the premier/award show.

The Rev said...

Freak just commanded another man to give him a BJ, and it wasn't uncomfortable for him.

Hmmmmm....

Isiah Thomas said...

I did see the Borat speech. He had another mans buttocks and sac in/on his face?

I mean even if the shit is funny isn't that trumped by having another mans bean bag on your face?

JFreak said...

no one has commented on Grossman's absolutely crazy hair.

That thing is ridiculous.

Isiah Thomas said...

rev you're D- like the rest of us, you just have a more rosy outlook on shit.

Isiah Thomas said...

my word of the day is shit. Like "smurphy" it can take on many uses and meanings.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: RIP BP (from the other post)

BP does mean Benny Parsons. Former Cup champ and more recently nascar announcer for NBC. Old fucker had lung cancer. Tried to battle back but couldn't. RIP. *pouring out oil*

Isiah Thomas said...

Scarlett Z. If ya smell what I'm cookin.

The Rev said...

I thought I was A-.

Kodiac said I was. Isn't that good enough?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No more.

JFreak said...

What I don't get about BP is that he kept trying to come back to the announcing booth at the end of last year and he sounded horrible.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Smoke, you ain't no A-. Mutombo is the A-.

Isiah Thomas said...

he did sound awful. voice was all gravely - like he'd been eating hot charcoal by the fistful.

RIP to that old bastard

The Rev said...

Borat... that was a funny, yet highly disturbing scene.

And it was not a pretty man's sack either. It was a highly ugly man's sack.

I still shudder at the memory.

JFreak said...

I don't often turn my head at movies, but there was no way I was watching that.

The Rev said...

Oh no, you are wrong.

Mutombo is A+ for sure!

I still wear my Sixers Mutombo jersey proudly.

temwr said...

Yeah he knew it was his last go at it.

The doc probably said you are going to die within 6 months so he said, well I better give announcing today a shot because I don't get another one.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"And it was not a pretty man's sack either. It was a highly ugly man's sack. "


another uncomfortable silence falls over LOV

El Padrino said...

nothing beats pontius in jackass 2 drinking horse semen

nothing

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - had a little gag reflex at that last comment.

The Rev said...

In his characteristically dry manner, Cohen thanked his co-star, Ken Davitian, who sat on his face in a naked wrestling match in the film.

"I was faced with a choice -- death, or to breathe in the air that had been trapped in a small pocket between his buttocks for 30 years," Cohen joked. "Kenneth, if it was not for that rancid bubble, I would not be here, today."

temwr said...

That is like in Van Wilder when they make that guy eat dog semen donuts. It makes me sick even though I know it is fake.

The Rev said...

I mean, he made a ton of money in that movie, and got a Golden globe out of the deal.

But was it worth it?

El Padrino said...

ok, enough
let's talk about how hot carmen electra is or about sunday's games

JFreak said...

Okay...now that Carmen is single, I think I have a shot.

I just have to find her.

The Rev said...

"I just have to find her."

Try the local Taco Bell. Maybe they have a cardborad cutout of her from the commercial.

Cause that's the closest you're getting.

JFreak said...

The FedEx guy just arrived with my tickets to the game.

yessss.

El Padrino said...

so zeke you mentioned you were peeping the suns game last night

here was my scenario:
I had the Suns -5 for the first half, there was 30-some seconds left, Grizz down by 7 holding the rock, time was wastng they throw is into Gasol who looks like he's going to turn it over then as the shot clock winds down he throws it out to mike miller (who with that hair looks like he should be in the WNBA) and of course he drains the three and blows my cover. Suns come down, get forced into a bad shot, halftime. El pad loses.

Moral? yes.
Whenever there is a basket before half, at the end of the game ro any situation that blows a gambling win I want you to think this :

WDEPH?
What did El Pad have?

Isiah Thomas said...

the Suns should have been up by 30 at the half but Mempho was shooting lights out. I think they shot something like 58.6% for the game and STILL lost.

temwr said...

I just realized this Colts game is at Indy.

Isiah Thomas said...

and Amare is just laying sacs on people. dude was triple teamed under the hoop and still layed sacs on all of them for the dunk.

Isiah Thomas said...

I just realized this Colts game is at Indy.

that's D- material right there, you catch on quick Tem.

El Padrino said...

just an awesome team
i hope they make the finals

temwr said...

It might be F+ material.

El Padrino said...

tem that was pretty pathetic
step it up son

whocares said...

This doesnt excuse Tem from the Simmons diaries does it? I say no.

El Padrino said...

is bill still jacking off after that pats win?

hi bill

JFreak said...

two pictures.

ToddPacker said...

nice pix EP..i like the "EP posts pix if no one steps up theory"

Tem is a great choice for the contributor list...i hope this doesn't effect the SG running diary though

ToddPacker said...

nice brady pic, but i think it would have been better if he had on a Michigan top

El Padrino said...

by the way prince is the halftime show

BEER RUN!!!!

JFreak said...

Old guy looking to qualify for Daytona

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - once football season is over will you still handicap other sports for your friday post?

Martin VanNostrand said...

Blades of Glory

The Rev said...

I have no problem with Prince as the halftimne show.

I've seen Prince live. Twice.

And I'm man enough to admit that.

The Rev said...

ElP... you definitely gotta handicap some NBA action on Friday at least.

JFreak said...

You're man enough...or homosexual enough?

ToddPacker said...

speaking of the superbowl...here is my theory on the big game and MLK day...why not move MLK day to the day after the superbowl every year. it's not like it falls on his real birthday every year and the superbowl is has become one of america's biggest holidays. it seems that it should be 3-day-weekend worthy

Martin VanNostrand said...

and now...lunch.

temwr said...

SG diaries will still be a go.

0% chance that guy qualifies for Daytona unless he cheats and maybe not even then.

Isiah Thomas said...

tp - that is a presidential platform I'd vote for.

temwr said...

tp is a genius.

mlk day needs moved to monday after the superbowl.

El Padrino said...

or president's day TP

sure, NBA action
not as in depth though

ToddPacker said...

"sure, NBA action
not as in depth though"

how about some college hoops also

temwr said...

Anyone here keep up with Arena ball when it starts?

ToddPacker said...

do they still play arena ball?

El Padrino said...

college ball, sure
i do it all

tonight im taking the islanders
-135 over penguins

and i like over 180 total points in the Dallas/Houston nba game

last year i bet tails on the superbowl coin toss...do it every year, i love the Superbowl prop bets, can't wait

Isiah Thomas said...

did anyone read tjw's latest post on his blog?

El Padrino said...

sorry Isles are +135 on the moneyline not minus

El Padrino said...

yea i did
i want my money back

ToddPacker said...

yea i did zeke..it's funny that he was contemplating between Cornell and Penn with a C+ gpa...i think both schools would have "dropped him off at the 7-11"

ToddPacker said...

way to be on the ball, Rev. i see that Tem is already in the contributors space on the main page

Isiah Thomas said...

valid points ep

whocares said...

Arena ball sucks. Slamball. That's where it was at.

whocares said...

And about the pictures on the post, I had some buddies who went to UF with Grossman. They said he was a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge pothead.

temwr said...

I am a big arena fan. It bridges the gap in the winter months between all the other sports.

Plus we have an arena team in town, so I can go watch live and get beer. Live sports and beer is hard to beat.

Can anyone recap tjw's shit? Cornell and Penn would not have liked a C+ gpa no matter what his SAT was. Of course if he is an eskimo then he might have gotten in anyway.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Awsome

temwr said...

I am not suprised at all that Grossman was a huge pothead.

I imagine Eli was/is as well.

whocares said...

I also know a guy that punched Eli square in the mouf at a bar down at the beach. He said Eli was drunk and talking shit, but just kind of cowered down in his seat after the incident.

temwr said...

I am not suprised about that either.


I bet Cooper would have kicked some one's ass though. That is if his back wasn't hurting him at the time.

ToddPacker said...

eli probably ran home and told archie

ToddPacker said...

tjw recap....he's made a lot of bad choices, beat up a guy over $600, he was a low-level drug dealer, he's a ladies man, he's using his last year of eligibilty this year playing some sport that he didn't mention, he's in a better place now but not real happy...i think that's about it

whocares said...

Steve,

Good work on the playboy article. I'm buying that book.

El Padrino said...

yeah i like it too

whocares :
mail me your copy when your done, gizz free of course

i dont buy books

whocares said...

Wow.

I just did some internet searchin for that book and holy shit. The thing is going on Amazon.com for anywhere from $175 to $250!!!! You fucking kidding me? It's a paperback book that by all indications is only about 100 pages.

whocares said...

I dont want to pay that much to read about a 90 year old banging 20 year olds that I have no shot with.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

wow, that insane. Na, for 150 plus it better come with pictures and a video.

El Padrino said...

that's ludicrous
appalling
un heard of

so you still gonna buy it and let me hold it when your done?

JFreak said...

what are books?

temwr said...

Its a playboy book about hef screwing people?

And costs $150??

big WTF.

ToddPacker said...

Booooo!!!

El Padrino said...

what i thought was cool from that hef thing was that it's possible i have a bigger penis than the biggest playboy the world has ever seen

JFreak said...

Yankees suck.

Isiah Thomas said...

some very disturbing stuff in that article.

his main bitch "wipes his penis" in between whores

and gay porn in the background?

At least he finishes by humping his main chick in the ass while the others cheer him on.

temwr said...

I just looked at the Golden Globe winners. I have never seen any of the shows/movies/miniseries that won, except Cars. I watched Cars.

El Padrino said...

yeah zeke, thinking the same thing

weird fellow

Isiah Thomas said...

we need a pic of the "author". is she hot and young or an old dried out bitty?

Isiah Thomas said...

plus it sounded like he's basically a hooked up and rich david koresh. 9:30 PM curfew for hot young sluts who like to party?

temwr said...

This playboy stuff sounds fucked up.

Serious WTF for the whole thing.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

this book might break it open. If this chick gets rich off of it, then you know every damn whore in the place is gonna be itching to write their own book.

I can't wait for the movie. You know it's coming.

Isiah Thomas said...

I guess the "author" is young since it sounded like she was just at the mansion.

It might have been better coming from a old dried out bitter hag though.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

the author is in her early 30s i think. She's alright.

El Padrino said...

paris hilton to star along with blohan and spears

El Padrino said...

big knockers

so that girls next door show is staged bullshit

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

i bet she fucked him, and still didn't get in the magazine, that's why she's pissed.

Isiah Thomas said...

With all the porn options out there, I haven't peeped a Playboy in years. I'm not the biggest fan of fake titties. Do they even put chicks with real boobies in that shit anymore?

Isiah Thomas said...

she prob got a pearl necklace from the guy with a promise to be Miss February or some shit - but got nothing but an old guys jizz on her face area.

one positive from the article : he doesn't practice safe sex because "he doesn't care". Atta boy.

El Padrino said...

78 years old
i'd be pluggin raw dog too

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

yea, i wouldn't give a shit either if I was 80 years. he can't have too many "good" years left

El Padrino said...

playboy suckes

hustler is the shit

El Padrino said...

plus it's fugazy anyway
imagine what that room smells like
when the dust settles

BDUSSY

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'm like Zeke, porn is so easy to get, I don't mess with magazines anymore

Isiah Thomas said...

great points about going bareback. You pretty much got nothing left at that age.

temwr said...

He probably had a vasectomy, so doesn't need to worry about babies.

And at that age an STD does no damage to him. It can't take any years off his life.

temwr said...

I have not looked at a Playboy in years.

The only reason to now would be to see a celeb, but if one poses you get the pics free online.

temwr said...

If Biel or Alba pose I might have to buy 5 copies though.

temwr said...

I'd have naked Biel on every wall of the house, framed.

I'd try to get them signed too.

El Padrino said...

like i said yesterday

pornotube.com
boneme.com

magazines are ancient
although, hustler is good becuase it always comes with a dvd with like 12 all out bang scenes, including money shots

good stuff

ToddPacker said...

Biel wallpaper...good stuff

temwr said...

I missed yesterdays comments. I am glad for those site names.

temwr said...

I might have to start framing non naked biel shots. That'll give the girl a huge complex.

temwr said...

Minn hired Punky Brewster to coach.

ToddPacker said...

EP

Mets sign Chavez to a 1 year deal.

temwr said...

I stayed at a hotel for work on sunday night.

9.99 for Beerfest

13.99 for Pirates 2

11.99 for porn movies

minor WTF.

El Padrino said...

yeah Tp i got the email this am from METS.com

i'm all over that

temwr said...

Will C Webb even see the floor with the Pistons?? I thought he wanted PT.

ToddPacker said...

reading that article just reminded me of Carlos looking at strike 3...damn i thought i had blocked that out for good

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Deke isn't much of a porn fan.

Isiah Thomas said...

tem can you expense all of those movies?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"Deke isn't much of a porn fan."

What was that? What happened? I blacked out.

ToddPacker said...

i used to get the mets.com emails but they started to get blocked so i unregistered (is that a word?)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Deke has a few over-the-top porn-freak friends so, I've pretty much seen it all. They even trade with each other. It's just tired to me.

temwr said...

WWL has some idiot draft guy chatting.

Tyler Morissette East Longmeadow M.A. : Hey Steve who do you think made the wrong decision declaring early.

Steve Muench: (3:22 PM ET ) Yes Tyler. I was stunned not to hear my name called when I came out. I mean who doesn't want an undersized guard from Division I-AA powerhouse Richmond? It took a while but I'm over it.


This fucker doesn't even make any sense.

temwr said...

I could expense any movie except the porn. That would be a no go. Big Big finger wag.

I passed on the movies though. 9.99+ for a hotel movie on a shitty TV is a rip off, even if it isn't my money.

JFreak said...

I'm so confused by this Muench guy.

temwr said...

Muench seems to be some guy who works lives out behind the WWL corporate office and they decided to call him a draft guru and let him say random shit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

meunch thought that question was about him, he just skipped over the "who"

Spaceman Spiff said...

webber is supposedly gonna play center

temwr said...

But shouldn't he have taken a moment to step back and say "why is this guy asking me about me getting drafted, that makes no sense." and reread the damn question?

temwr said...

Center in the East is not center.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh, because the West has so many better centers...

El Padrino said...

good point Meiztumbo

temwr said...

In the east he will face Ilgauskas and Howard and Jason Collins....

Rev could play center in the East.

Isiah Thomas said...

Oh, because the West has so many better centers...

Amare says yes.

The Rev said...

Webber playing center... in some ways it makes me laugh to hear that.

Then again... put the guy with bum wheels in the spot where you can afford to be slowest.

Then it starts to make sense to me.

The Rev said...

"Rev could play center in the East."

I always thought of myself more as a tweener, kinda like Clarence Weatherspoon used to be.

temwr said...

Tweeners can play C in the east.

El Padrino said...

howard is freakin awesome

eddy curry, tyson chandler, guy named shaq

where the fuck is tyler?

temwr said...

Until shaq gets on the floor he doesn't count.

El Padrino said...

ok chris bosh, j o'neal, al jefferson is aiight, okafor, ben wallace

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Eddy Curry: 19 & 7
Nenad Krstic: 16 & 7
Dwight Howard: 17 & 12
Jermaine O'Neal: 19 & 10
Sam Dalembert: 10 & 8
Diesel when healthy
Ilgauskas is a double-double

El Padrino said...

my bad on chandler

he's westside!

ToddPacker said...

that's funny Ep putting out the bat signal for tyler

thejaywhite said...

you should see the eddie belfour ones from a few years ago

temwr said...

Nenad is out for the year.

thejaywhite said...

my blog was more a MOCKERY of my life..i like to take synical, sarcastic looks at things for my friends enjoyment...

low level drug dealing was fun..selling about 2lbs of pot a month..thats it...

cornell and penn wanted me..I had an A- avg but let it slip to a C+ ...thats the pt of the column..Im lazy and let this impact my decisions all the time

Isiah Thomas said...

Amare made D Howard his bitch in both games vs the Magic this year. Dude TOTALED something like 20 or less.

Isiah Thomas said...

the east is horrrrrrible (Bill Walton voice) this season

temwr said...

And the East "Centers" keep playing each other, this inflates their rebound and point totals.

Isiah Thomas said...

ilgausnatch is stiff

ToddPacker said...

tjw

what sport are you playing with you last year of eligibility?

Isiah Thomas said...

teams need to play more uptempo and do away with the traditional C altogether.

El Padrino said...

the east is horrible, but they have quality players, espeacially at the center position.

Isiah Thomas said...

ilgausnatch is stiff

*a stiff

El Padrino said...

jaywhite :
i sold pot too
good times

thejaywhite said...

ya...it was annoying..once..a paki wouldnt pay me 1200..so i took a 3grand computer and flat screen monitor off him...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I ran out of time to finish my arguement. Got busy here.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm also a former triple beam dude here

El Padrino said...

yeah it was
i switched to being a runner for a bookie, better money acutally

still annoying though

temwr said...

East has some good players that play center, but they are really PFs playing out of position, except a couple of them (healthy Shaq, Z, Howard)

The point is CWebb can still hang with most people playing center in the east because it is a watered down position.

Can CWebb guard?

Jason Collins / Mikki Moore -yep
Sam Dalembert -maybe
Kendrick Perkins -yep
Zaza Puchillia -yep
Primo Brezec -maybe
Ben Wallace -yes
Ilgauskas -probably
J. O'Neal -no
'Zo / Shaq -doubtful
Curry -no
Howard -no
Rasho -yes
Brendan Haywood -yes
Andrew Bogut -yeah

El Padrino said...

sure but even in the west the C position is watered down.

Duncan is a PF
Garnett too
Amare as well

and so on

El Padrino said...

tyler

WHAT THE FUCK

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Triple beam, lyrical dream, I be dat.

El Padrino said...

i gotta cut out early today
peace

thejaywhite said...

ya i got paid to kick a few asses..by the guys who would sell to me..it really wasnt that fun though..i did it...but i felt a bit bad for the people cause really i had nothing against them

temwr said...

Indeed, C is a watered down position everywhere.

Sign Rev up!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bogut's too quick for Webber.

temwr said...

You can't let emotions get in the way of business.

Business is like dealing with women. No emotions is the way to go.

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