Friday, January 19, 2007

So your telling me that if the Colts win we get to see the Archie, Peyton annnnd Eli Manning face? Wow, sign me up!

USC last night, told you fools. That guy who got fired in NO/Charlotte/OK City got something going on at the new Galen Center. Pac-10 bball seems to be the toughest conference right now.

Ho-hum another Mavs destruction. At this point can't we just fast forward to the Suns/Mavs conference Finals.

BEARS -3 over Saints :
The first stat hat jumps out at me is this : The Saints have participated in 0 games this season when the temperture was below 42 degrees. Zero. Now I know Drew Brees is from Purdue but I betcha he hasn't tossed a football in the cold since his senior season. Will this effect them? It's possible. The turf is probably not going to be as comfy as turf in a dome. The fans will be beyond uncontrollable. Wind will be a factor. Are the Saints really ready (as everyone says they are) to go into Chicago and run, pass, kick all over this Bears team? I'll just say this, the home team in the past 2 NFC championship games have advanced and the home team in the NFC has won 5 out of 7. Home teams still reigns supreme in the NFC.

Also, I think the Bears are due for a gem of a defensive game. They kind of lost that swagger/lust that they had last year and it seems as if it could be coming back a bit. What better showcase than the championship game? And I still like their corners.

Everyone is picking them. That's never good.

One more thing, Saints play man-to-man coverage almost 70% of the time vs. the pass. Which means Rex Grossman and the wideouts will have to make plays on the offensive side of the ball. With two solid runners in Thomas Jones and Ced Benson play action is huge.

And lastly, Robbie Gould.

Bears win, 22-17.

COLTS -3.5 over Pats
It's time. Two safeties that haven't played against Manning. Aging New England linebackers.
Joseph Addai & Domninic Rhodes. Manning's own personal safety blanket, Dallas Clark. The RCA dome. Dwight Freeney. Bob Sanders. Adam Vinatieri.

And you know, you just know that no matter what gameplan Belichik comes up with Peyton will have thunk it, countered it and readied himself for the next plan. He's so close he can taste it. He has the drive that no one in the entire league can match. Impossible to study, prepare and practice more than him. No one comes close. Including Brady.

Chargers had the Pats dead in the water. And they fucked it up by playing bad football down the stretch. Bonehead plays, penalties and mistakes. The Colts simply don't do that.

Colts win 34-24.

El Pad, out.

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thejaywhite said...

TJW with a 300 US win in an online poker tourney last night...got 2nd....1st was just under 500

thejaywhite said...

Manning face? Wow, sign me up!"
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thejaywhite said...
TJW with a 300 US win in an online poker tourney last night...got 2nd....1st was just under 500




POSTED DOUBLE cauuse the title was effing with my post

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

longest.title.ever

ToddPacker said...

Continuing from the last post...

"This weekend. You. Me. Bar. Beer. Buzzed. Wings. Shots. Drunk. Waitresses. Hot. Nap. Hit the tizown!!"

I agree WC that was the best line from last night

ToddPacker said...

ep

i agree with the bears pick, but not the colts...i'm sticking with a Bears/Pats super bowl

El Padrino said...

cant abandone them now tp
my pre-season pick was bears / colts super bowl

El Padrino said...

the title is long but hysterical

ToddPacker said...

how come no jfreak breakdown in the post?

El Padrino said...

he never emailed me

too nervous i guess

Isiah Thomas said...

people must be jumping all over NO, the Bodog line moved to Chi -2.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: Pac 10

They do have a lot of good teams but UA losing last night makes you wonder if they have just a bunch of solid teams. UA had been playing well up until their last two games.

Isiah Thomas said...

and the Chuckster vs Dick Bavetta 100 yd dash was serious. I wonder if they'll follow through with it.

After the game TNT show is really good.

Isiah Thomas said...

they're calling for snow either before or during the Chi game.

I'm ready to pull the trigger on my 4 team tease. I don't think Chi/NO will get over 50 and I think Indy/NE is a lock to go over 41. That's the only two pieces of the bet I'm not in love with.

Isiah Thomas said...

Did anyone hear Ditka calling Bellichick an asshole?

Isiah Thomas said...

Down with the Z's bitches.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: White Rapper

Serch is a pussy. He should have voted off MC St. Bernard (aka Persia) and kept MC Sizzle Tits (aka misfit). Pussy.

mound of venus said...

EL PAD'S PREDICTIONS ARE CORRECT, SIR!

Ed (sidekick to Johnny Carson) voice

Isiah Thomas said...

I think Harrison at least practiced yesterday.

Isiah Thomas said...

*poof* cloud of smoke.

Isiah Thomas said...

all of the ESPN "experts" are taking NO.

Isiah Thomas said...

MV mutombo'd my diamond. damn.

El Padrino said...

re: white rapper

agreed, persia folded
misfit has a sick flow she just didn't get the concept, plus my god she is hot

john brown, "king of the burbs" is my hero

El Padrino said...

that's why i said it's bad that everyone is predicting a saints win
bad for them

Isiah Thomas said...

my bad ep, read that as bad for da bears.

Da Bears at home in the cold. Gotta take the bears. Especially if I was getting pts.

Isiah Thomas said...

it looks like John Brown gets punked in the next episode.

thejaywhite said...

countdown to the big party tonite for TJW!

thejaywhite said...

gonna get retardedly smashed..Ill have to fake an injury at todays practise so I dont have to go at 10am tomororw morning

Isiah Thomas said...

you gotta think Persia's wet spot smells like frito's.

Isiah Thomas said...

today is a minimal work friday if I can help it.

whocares said...

Bears win on a Gould kick.

Colts win by 10-ish.

Isiah Thomas said...

anyone bet on bodog? they have a "live" bet feature....

whocares said...

I'll be here most of the day as well Zeke. Trying to roll my policy of no work after lunch on Friday to a no work after 10 a.m. on Friday. Just for this week of course.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I wish, everybody in the world decided to schedule a meeting today. I'm gonna be very annoyed by 4:00

whocares said...

I use betus.com

El Padrino said...

since i dont want to be left out I too will not do any substansial work

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm taking today as my MLK holiday. *fist raised

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm taking today as my MLK holiday. *fist raised

Isiah Thomas said...

I've got a hardon to place that tease, $150 at 3 to 1 would be nice. I couldn't pull the trigger last night. Teasing 13 pts makes the odds 5/6 which didn't make me tingle.

thejaywhite said...

I have a black teacher from Ghana..he never mentioned MLK day today...our white bearded science teacher did though

Isiah Thomas said...

mlk day was monday tjw.....

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"I have a black teacher from Ghana..he never mentioned MLK day today...our white bearded science teacher did though"


that's strange, because today isn't MLK day

Isiah Thomas said...

Mavs looked double dang good last night. Gotta give them the #1 nod in the niba right now.

For as good and entertaining as the Suns are now they haven't really played anyone.

Mavs are carving people up like its nothing.

thejaywhite said...

yes I realize it was Monday..we only have each class once a week so the teachers cover things from the entire week

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"yes I realize it was Monday..we only have each class once a week so the teachers cover things from the entire week "

that's also strange, cause classes that are held once a week are usually 3 hours long, your first class was at 3:00 am?

El Padrino said...

trying not to think bout persia's wet spot

El Padrino said...

i'm just tryin to start a ghetto revival

Isiah Thomas said...

you know that sumbitch smells like frito's ep.

Isiah Thomas said...

or funions

El Padrino said...

or cool ranch

*shuttering*

Isiah Thomas said...

I could imagine her sitting on the couch with a family size bag of Cool Ranch, about half way done with the bag, then reaching down scratching that wet spot, leaving little Cool Ranch crumbs on it.

I just threw up in my mouth.

Isiah Thomas said...

and a 40 oz of Mickey's next to her to wash it down.

thejaywhite said...

Im in a grad program..we have some classes that are 2 hours..some 3 hours...some 1 hour...it really depends but all are once a week..

I have 13 classes a week.

temwr said...

Canadian schools are weird.

El Padrino said...

i could go for a 40. oz right now

temwr said...

now that you bastards have posted your betting sites it is only a matter of time before I sign up on one.

bastards.

hopefully I can convince myself that this stupid internet gambling this will go into full force and effect and I will not sign up.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i use bodog, that live bet feature will make someone homeless

thejaywhite said...

so im hosting a big potluck for MY FRIENDS Tonite...i invited my roommate cause well he lives here..now today he gives me this guilt trip that he hanst had a chance to go get his item to bring yet....so i told him ohhh shit that sux youre gonna miss out on all the food then......do you guys like the disinvite?

this is the roommate I do not like hes a fucking bitch and always tries to guilt me into lettin him drive my truck

Isiah Thomas said...

its raining here, low level wth.

and our front desk person comes back to peoples offices to tell them when someone is up front for them, instead of calling.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You know Persia doesn't even have a beaver.

Spaceman Spiff said...

why does tabasco consider itself a hot sauce, its just sour.

whocares said...

tem,

Let me know if you use betus. com. I get a bonus of 25% of your deposit if I recommend you. And after the last few weeks, I need the scratch!!!

temwr said...

If I went to lunch by myself I would get some beer.

Getting hammered tonight sounds like a plan.

And props go out to TJW for having enough foresight to know to fake an injury today so that he does not have to practice tomorrow. Hopefully coach doesn't catch on and make you show up early to the training room to get treatment.

Coach Craig T. Nelson wouldn't allow that shit, but he is one of a kind. He'd make you run double for being a wuss and getting hurt in the first place.

Isiah Thomas said...

it sure will spiff. I opened it up for the first time last night during the la game.

one wrong click and I had $5 riding on a laker steal. Of course it lost.

if kobe hadn't bricked that dunk I would have made out even. f kobe.

temwr said...

Coach Luther Van Damme would fall for it though.

whocares said...

tjw,

He cant get to the store to buy something between now and then?

Isiah Thomas said...

I love not contributing to a pot luck yet grubbing down.

as it stands tjw, go tony montana style and don't let him eat unless he contributes.

Isiah Thomas said...

I bet Persia is rocking a full, un trimmed muff.

temwr said...

I'll let you know wc. I might look into it tonight.


Aquafina uses a state-of-the-art HYDRO 7 purification system. Just an FYI.

TJW, lousy ass roommates suck. That bitch has all fucking day to get something for a college potluck party. Bitch can go buy something at the grocery store between now and then. Tell him he needs to bring something.

thejaywhite said...

the guys a douchebag..hes tryin to guilt me into lettin him take my truck to the store..he still has 6 hours...id rather he just lock himslf in his room all nite anyways hes like 35..tall shaved head..looks like a conehead character.....all the girls are creeped by him...he wears all black with bright red shoes...

El Padrino said...

good job jaywhite

and mcdonalds is not going to know what hit them today

the six piece mc nuggets are a buck

i'm walking in that bitch with a radio flyer

temwr said...

Did we ever get closure on what semi famous dad/borther chick tjw was hitting for 4 years?

thejaywhite said...

I told him he cant have anyone elses food if he aint bringin...and i will embarrass the hell out of him if I see him eating tonite...

cause thats what I do..im a dick

temwr said...

He can walk to the fucking store.

thejaywhite said...

I told him he cant have anyone elses food if he aint bringin...and i will embarrass the hell out of him if I see him eating tonite...

cause thats what I do..im a dick and I run a tight ship..i even told a guy off who is bringin a garden salad..after I specificlaly told him to bring desert..so he went around my back and emailed the girl who is in charge with me that he wanted tobring a salad and she said yes...so i called him a fucking pussy for this in class....ur fucking 25 years old u dont know how to bake..dont come to my potluck...no store bought items

temwr said...

You are just being fair in this case. Call the fucker out, if he doesn't have the ability to pull of crashing a potluck then fuck him.

In general though I am not arguing that you are not a dick.

thejaywhite said...

TEMRW...read yesterdays thread at the bottom end

Isiah Thomas said...

the dude should at least order a pizza or something.

Isiah Thomas said...

ep - call ahead with an order for 50.

Isiah Thomas said...

tem - colin campbell was the answer. I'm a low level, sherlock holmes jr.

Isiah Thomas said...

SZ

Isiah Thomas said...

I always take the easy way out of company pot luck - drinks, cups, store bought cookies, etc.

I'll let the St. Bernards do the real work.

El Padrino said...

offer expires jan 28th

i'm getting like 200 for the games on sunday

temwr said...

wag

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No more.

El Padrino said...

tell him to bring some mcnuggets

they are only a buck

temwr said...

Nuggets are quality food. Bring that shit to the pot luck.

What is a Collin Campbell? Is that Bruce's brother?

Isiah Thomas said...

persia is the exact opposite of all the qualities you'd look for in a woman.

Martin VanNostrand said...

PATS/BEARS and PATS get their revenge from 86. That could have been such a HUGE year for the Bay State. Celts, Sox and Pats all played for championships with only the C's to deliver. The 2 championships in 2004 was crazy enough in itself but 3 would have been a fan base wet dream come true.

Isiah Thomas said...

I actually did bring McNuggets to a pot luck once. Got two twenny packs. Shit was the best thing there.

temwr said...

I have the girl make something if I have to bring food somewhere.

tem don't bake. Unless it is just for me and nobody is around to bake for me.

whocares said...

Who the fuck is Colin Campbell?

He may be famous in Canadia, but us rednecks here in Alerbammer aint never heard of him.

temwr said...

100% chance Brutus bakes for Timmy.

El Padrino said...

i've never baked in my life

nor have i ever ironed my clothes

jus sayin'

whocares said...

I'm in the process of putting together a presentation to show my boss this afternoon. It is going to show the benefits of telecommuting (fancy word for working from home) a few days a month. Any stats on this would be helpful. And I dont give a shit if they're accurate.

And no, he hasnt requested this information, but he's getting it anyway...

Isiah Thomas said...

is there a limit on the 6 pieces? whoever made that decision didn't think it through.

El Padrino said...

who is colin campbell

hockey coach?

Isiah Thomas said...

wc:

your presentation should start of with:

1) You don't have to see my dumbass everyday.

El Padrino said...

i dont know of a limit but i will find out at lunchtime today

stand by for a full report at around 1pm EST

Isiah Thomas said...

HC NY Rangers at one point, he's in the league office now.

Isiah Thomas said...

I bet brutus can throw down some true betty crocker shit.

ebntx said...

my neighborhood mickey d's has 50 nuggets on fridays for 8.99. hook those up with some dollar fries and im set.

Isiah Thomas said...

my 'hood mcd's has the regular stuff, no real deals, but the bubbleguts after you eat is free.

Isiah Thomas said...

new SG is up, looks like he's taking his Pat slurping to a new level.

ebntx said...

best tv commercial ive seen.

plasma

El Padrino said...

ah ha, that's right
the hockey coach

doesnt jaywhite know we dont care about hockey

how many women do you think barry melrose has sex with, it seems like he's a confident fella with that hair and all

Isiah Thomas said...

I quit sg's column after 3 paragraphs after he hurt his arm patting himself on the back for being a pats fan. I'll wait for the diary here.

El Padrino said...

106 comments before 12

i like where everybody's head is at, keep it up

Spaceman Spiff said...

barry melrose is at least fucking rachel nichols

Isiah Thomas said...

if Melrose has fucked Nichols I'm 86'ing myself.

Isiah Thomas said...

ESPNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think she had a gangbang just to get that job, true story

whocares said...

zeke,

That's at the top of my list. Right now my reasons for telecommuting are:

-You wont have to see me everday (and the other way around)
-It's cold outside and I dont like to drive in the cold.
-Studies show that people who telecommute are 37% more productive than those who dont (not really).
-I hate coming in here everyday, so the chances of me going postal directly relate to the number of days I sit in my office. For everyone's sake, the fewer the better.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the guys over there couldnt believe it after doing the likes of shelley smith and linda cohn

ebntx said...

sg sucks now more than ever. i will wait for the tem diary as well.

Isiah Thomas said...

shelley smith does sound like a st. bernards name.

"come here shelley....here girl...here girl...who wants snausages???"

Isiah Thomas said...

Meyshawn Johnson took Shelly Smith's daughter to prom. Heard that on ESPN radio in LA one day.

Isiah Thomas said...

Linda Cohn pisses in a urinal if you smell what I'm cookin.

whocares said...

Linda Cohn's hot.

Isiah Thomas said...

I believe the rachel nichols gang bang story. As long as Bob Ley didn't participate she could still wear white at our wedding.

ebntx said...

"As long as bob ley didn't participate should could still wear white at my wedding."

yea zeke, but the white would be on her face from the groomsman.

El Padrino said...

did youz see that other butch doing sportscenter the other day

i think it was sunday am
forgot her name

and linda cohn pissing in a urinal is hysterical

El Padrino said...

i heard merril hodge plowed suzy kolber

El Padrino said...

with jaws jerking off in the background

El Padrino said...

scarlett fever

Isiah Thomas said...

eb - I'd still marry her.

Isiah Thomas said...

the good rev is missing out on our friday hijinx.

big boss man must have ripped him a new one yesterday.

"where did all these bagel crumbs come from Rev!!!"

Isiah Thomas said...

jaws would be in the background working his joystick while breaking down Hodge's game. "Hodge's gameplan is masterful, he just hit it from the back then he went for an unannounced back door, let's rewind that"

Isiah Thomas said...

whocares you are a sick, sick puppy if you find LC hot.

Isiah Thomas said...

I've got some Pete's strawberry blonde chillin in the fridge for tonight's suns game. not sure if that's a bitches beer or not but it is tasty.

Girls mom's dropped off a 6 of that Stell Artois. Ya'll said its good right?

El Padrino said...

stella artois = quality

Isiah Thomas said...

*stella

my spelling is off the charts bad today.

Isiah Thomas said...

I skimmed more of the SG article...he pulls the "I can't believe bit" for at least 6 scrolls.

I still say they'll be an announcement about him checking into rehab by the end of Q1.

whocares said...

Anything with the title "Strawberry Blonde" is prally a bitch beer.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've got a liter of Fleischmann's lined up for tonight... That's all I got.

Spaceman Spiff said...

SG went SP

Isiah Thomas said...

I hope Indy wins. SG might do us a favor and hang himself from the ceiling fan if Peyton beats Brady.

Martin VanNostrand said...

My neighborhood McD's has 99 cent Big Macs and 99 cent Egg McMuff/Sausage McMuff year round. Screw the double cheese for a buck.

Isiah Thomas said...

that's what I was thinking wc but it is some good beer.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm a full fledged hater who loves to make assinine remarks about teams/people I hate. I won't say the Pats aren't a good team. You win 3 titles you're good.

But damn if the Pats haven't been opportunistic as hell.

1) Tuck rule game.
2) Mike Martz "coaching" in the SB.
3) Carolina kick-off out of bounds after they tie the game leading to easy NE GW FG.
4) D McNabb barfing instead of leading to a game winning/tying score.
5) Potential game losing INT that turns into a drive sustaining 1st down.

Spaceman Spiff said...

SG is gonna put one of those cali donuts on his dong like a ring toss to get a BJ from SGal

Spaceman Spiff said...

MV, are you fucking kidding me, its a good thing I dont have that, might go into cardiac arrest at age 27

Isiah Thomas said...

the Champ Bailey pick 6/fumble at the goal line is one of the few calls that didn't go the Pats way.

Martin VanNostrand said...

for the few of us that watched Scrubs in the opening "number" I thought the fact that the dude Dr Kelso said had a STD was wearing a shirt that said BEAVER on it was quite funny.

El Padrino said...

this was the best thing in the whole article and it wasn't written by SG: (which explains why it's good)

• I can't believe how well New Hampshire reader Tony Westover summed up my feelings on that whining nickname-stealer LaDainian Tomlinson: "I can understand why LT thought it was disrespectful and unclassy that the Patriots started 'doing the dance Shawne Merriman is known for.' Imagine if the Chargers won and some of their players went and did the Tom Brady dance at the midfield? Oh wait ... Tom Brady doesn't have a dance because he's a class act and doesn't do steroids."

Spaceman Spiff said...

SG makes a good point about the league wanting the Saints in the bowl, thinking about that when you bet on the bears is not a good thing.

Isiah Thomas said...

SG pulled a Shanny when he said it was the greatest tv idea evar.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just prefer the .99 double cheez

Isiah Thomas said...

it sounds like SH would bite his ding dong clean off if SG put a donut on it.

Isiah Thomas said...

if Indy or some other team beat the Pats in the playoffs at NE and danced it up at midfield SG would have a 50,000 word article on why sports suck now.

ebntx said...

so has a pic of the sh ever surfaced?

El Padrino said...

i love donuts as well

El Padrino said...
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Martin VanNostrand said...

Spiff - There are probably 5 or 6 McD's in a 5 mile radius of this one and it's the only one with those prices. My guess is this is the only location the owner has and he essentially has to compete with those other McD's. Luckily it's the oppo direction of my commute or I would be pushing 300 easily.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

HaHa Mom Jeans

The Rev said...

What a friggin day already... and it's only 12:40. Too much work to start a Friday.

The 6 nuggets for a buck is seriously challenging my willpower right now.

El Padrino said...

mom jeans
ha

El Padrino said...

rev's got the shakes right now

Isiah Thomas said...

mutombo'd on any youtube shit

Isiah Thomas said...

EP 15 mins till Operation McNugget

El Padrino said...

in 12 minutes blow the lights
then i'll go in

JFreak said...

I sent this about 3 AM El P:

We can talk till we're blue in the face about whether the Colts run D will hold up, or the crazy blitz schemes the Pats employ, but it's all going to come down to the secondarys. For the Colts, the secondary has had the most consistent performance this year. They don't often get beat deep, and are quick to the ball after a catch. And it's not like they will be lining up against All-Pros. The Pats have a rag-tag group of WRs. It will, however, be interesting to see how the Colts match up against the Pats two good TEs. Colts LBs are pretty quick, so they shouldn't have too much of a problem. For the Pats, the secondary has to be considered their weakest part on D. They have Samuel, and no one else. Hobbs was matched up against Wayne much of the previous game and often gave 10+ yard cushions. That's not a good recipe for stopping Manning. Rodney Harrison, their only good safety, is unlikely to play, and if he does, he will probably be more hindrance than help. Plus, you know the refs are going to be on their toes, given the history. I really see this as being a mismatch, on both sides of the ball. The Colts receiving corp is just too good, and the Pats just aren't good enough.

Taking into account all the times these teams have met, I have to think it's going to be a close game no matter what. But I'm thinking that it will be a "score was closer than it actually was" sort of game. I'm saying the Colts will win 27-20. Same score as in the regular season.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I went for cheap McNuggets on wednesday

JFreak said...

And for the people that watched Scrubs, nothing was dubbed. Heard in an interview that most of the cast had done musical stuff before, so they were using their own voices.

El Padrino said...

good job freak
3am i was dreaming about corona's and midget strippers

Martin VanNostrand said...

blogger is creepin for me today. is it slow for anyone else?

temwr said...

Stella is good shit.

SG diary soon.

Great day so far.

Isiah Thomas said...

mv its been hit or miss for me also.

re: midget strippers

the ones with proportional bodies and heads or the ones with massive dome pieces.

temwr said...

I love Scrubs. Did not get to watch musical episode :-(

temwr said...

temwr running diary of SG article:

SHORT VERSION for folks who hate SG.

Pats! Oh my God I'm cumming everywhere! Pats, you complete me.

El Padrino said...

either or, don't really recall
all i know is they were stripping and dancin and touching each other

i got a warped mind

El Padrino said...

i'm off to mcd's

zeke hit the lights!

Isiah Thomas said...

very accurate tem, good work

Isiah Thomas said...

I got your back EP, no man gets left behind.

The Rev said...

That shit be callin me man... IT BE CALLIN ME!

Martin VanNostrand said...

Pookie!

The Rev said...

Great thing about midget strippers...

they can stand on the couch during the lap dance.

Isiah Thomas said...

mutombo

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

midget strippers....


I'd pay to see it

Isiah Thomas said...

rev take down the FH memorial sign. Our week of morning has passed.

RIP FH.

Isiah Thomas said...

or steve put the FH sign up on LOG first.

FH needs his own section on LOG.

JFreak said...

Tem brings me quality stuff.

Isiah Thomas said...

and FH needs induction into HOJ for his retirement. Simultaneous HOJ and name/number retirement.

The Rev said...

I've seen one in action.

I crashed a bachelor party once. And they had a group of three strippers. One of whom happened to be a midget.

I did not partake of any dances that night. But she seemed to be doing good business.

I would not call her attractive though.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I second the HOJ for FH.


But his own page? What would be on it?


How about an LOV Fallen Comrades section?

The Rev said...

We can take it down.

Any suggestions for new material up top?

ebntx said...

rev, this what i think of with you and midget strippers.

ha

temwr said...

temwr running diary of SG article:

NORMAL VERSION

12:49 - Topic is the Pats, get ready for some huge blowing from the SG and an almost guaranteed SG exacta.

12:49 - SG doesn't understand why everyone doesn't love the Pats. Umm this basically sums up the SGs entire career.

12:51 - SG finally realized Pats=Yankess, basically. That dude is d-u-m. (No he does not get the 'b')

12:52 - SG blows Pats some more

12:56 - Sadly more Pats blowing

12:57 - Pats = Jack Bauer, more Pats blowing.

This is by far the worst SG article I have ever done a diary for.

12:58 - SG recaps shit from the last round of playoffs...Too little too late, this shit could be interesting, I don't know, I can't really feel my legs anymore after all that Pats blowing.

1:00 - SG quote " I can't believe Bird retired 15 years ago and I still bring him up in every column. I need professional help."
Well the first step is realizing you have a problem, so I applaud him for the reasoning, however dealyed it may be.

1:04 - SG Picks

BEARS (-2.5) over Saints
Chicago 27, New Orleans 20

COLTS (-3) over Patriots
wait no, he changed his mind, big suprise there...

Patriots (+3) over COLTS
Pats 20, Colts 19.

That's how it ends

1:06 - Bonus SH shit:
SH loves donuts, hates Big Boy.

1:07 - SH orgasmed at the sight of donuts...SH on the donuts "They were so good that even the Olsens would have eaten them." Hmm, sorry SH, that's a "Swing and a Miss" Good effort though.

1:08 - SH has an archive now..

That's it.

Isiah Thomas said...

his own section/fallen hero's whatever

temwr said...

oh and SG must have choked on Pats semen because he did not come close to the exacta, very disappointing.

The Rev said...

You could have at least found a Youtube clip that wasn't filmed off of a television screen.

Bruce Nolan said...

I may be alone in this, but I thought SH was kind of funny.

It was definitely better than the drivel SG put out.

Isiah Thomas said...

I can't really feel my legs anymore after all that Pats blowing.


The man has a gift people.

El Padrino said...

limit is 4


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

so i got 4 and fries

ebntx said...

off to get some eats

temwr said...

Bruce, I agree SH was not bad, but she set the bar high a couple weeks ago and didn't reach it this week.

SH definitely was better than SG this week.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - WTF. Its almost worth ordering 4 and going back in and out 5 times. Almost.

temwr said...

4 is the limit????

minor WTF moment.

Isiah Thomas said...

haven't read all of SH's articles....

is Bruce new or did someone change their name?

Isiah Thomas said...

EP did you bust out a "I'll take 10 6 pieces" and they finger wagged you?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

that's what I was just wondering, he only created his account just this month

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