Friday, January 12, 2007

MLK = Violence

Sports
Suns whip another "elite" East team.
I won't waste any words on that outfielder in San Fran so forget it.
The AZ Card job looks to be a two man race between Wisenhunt and Mike Sherman.
No leads on any other job's at this moment.

Movies
Alpha Dog looks laughable. Got bad reviews. My question : Why is the kid from "Girl Next Door" playing a drug dealing gangsta?
I wanna walk into my boss's office and "Stomp Da Yard". OOOKKKKKK!!!!

Onto the picks..........
CHARGERS -4 over Pats :
How hard is this game to bet? One one hand you have a team that looks destined to win it all. A team with the league's MVP. A team that has a disruptive defense. One the other you have a team that has been there and done that three times over. A team that can methodically make you look dumb. A team with arguably the best QB in the league. Who do you side with? A coach that has never had any playoff success. Or a coach that dominates in the playoffs. If Rivers can stop playing a dumb/ADD/ Southern boy and manage the game I think San Diego wins. Belichik can probably devise a gameplan to stop Tomlinson (never call him LT, there is only one LT) but how is he going to stop the front four, Shawn "Steroid" Merriman, and Antonio Gates? Even Marty can't screw this up. You know why? Because he's delegating. Hot O-coordinator of the month Cam Cameron dials up the offensive plays and MR. 3-4 himself, Wade Phillips cranks up the D. This should be a classic game though. Chargers cover but barely, 23-18.

Seahawks +9 over CHITOWN :
Nine is alot of points. Is it possible Chicago's D and speacial teams play incredible and Chicago wins by 30. Yep. Is it also possible the secondary gets torched and Grossman craps the bed? Yep. When in doubt, take the points. Cold weather means nothing in the playoffs unless your facing a Jon Gruden team. And even they got over the hump (Barber picking off McNabb, sorry rev 2002?). Remember Hasselback took them into GB that year and gave everyone a scare until throwing that pick to the McKenzie to the house. Experience counts, just too much Urlacher/Briggs/Hester. Bears win, 19-13.

SAINTS -5.5 over Eagles :
I just never gave any respect to this Saint team all year long. They buried me in gambling debts at every chance they got. Espeacially when they played in the "Terror Dome". I get it, last year people were shitting on the floors and raping babies. This year it'll be rocking for a playoff game.
I just see the Saints putting up 30+ and I don't think Philly can match it. They have so many weapons. It's possible it'll be close for awhile but they pull away to win 34-17.

Colts +4 over RAVENS :
See I think it comes down to this. It's obvious the Ravens can't stop Peyton Manning. He's carved them up several times with the long ball. And up until last week it was obvious that the Colts couldn't stop the run. Well things change apparently. Resident LOV member (and rabid Colt fan) Jfreak has this to say:

"For the actual game, I think that when the Colts D is on the field is infinitely more important than when the Colts O is on the field. Peyton has handily beaten this defense 3 times in a row. The Colts allow the fewest sacks, and the Ravens are near the top in getting sacks, so that will be a wash. The only thing that matters in this game is whether Jamal Lewis is the 2005 edition or the 2003 edition. The Colts know what to expect out of McNair after his time in Tennessee. So again, the game will hinge on the Colts run D. If they come and swarm like they did against KC, there is no way they get beat."

He's leaning towards Lewis being the 2005 version. The only thing stopping me from predicting the Colts winning more than a TD or so is the fact that Brian Billick is no Herman Edwards. He will be making adjustments if Jamal can't get it going, i:e, play action and so on. Jfreak says 24-14 Colts, I agree but different score, let's say 23-19.

Three day weekend bitches.

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temwr said...

I am shocked that whistle nut hasn't been named the stillers coach already.

temwr said...

Ah, the radio show psychic would be happy with you. You picked the Chargers and Colts to win, which brings us another step closer to her Chargers/Colts Super Bowl matchup.


Psychics are dumb.

ToddPacker said...

EP, nice picks but i gotsta disagree with the Chargers pick. i think that the pats (and the NFL) will find a way to get the Pats/Colts playing each other next week

ToddPacker said...

so what was the deal last night...was steve posting as zeke? If so, I think he need to add his name to the HOJ.

temwr said...

Also the mass exodus of Buckeyes began today.

Gonzo is going to the draft. I suspect Ginn and Pittman are to follow. Smith obviously is gone. I think a lineman is going early too and some defenders graduate as well.

temwr said...

I think he was, but the parts steve posted were the outlandish "I love everything" posts.

El Padrino said...

yeah so michigan will beat OSU next year when they lose 3 games
great

temwr said...

Yeah early predictions have got to be that OSU loses 3 games next year.

El Padrino said...

tp i can see that happening too
i just feel like this is a team that is destined to be in the super bowl (and win)
it's thier year

ToddPacker said...

FH just posted his finale on his blog...pretty good read...the LOV will miss the legend of IAM.

Isiah Thomas said...

steve set the record straight about your HOJ performance last night.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'd like to see the Colts win it all, but at the same time, I wouldn't mind seeing PM choke again...I'm torn.

Off topic, but the more I think about that soccer dude, the more I'm confused. Maybe it's just my region, but I was always under the impression that most Americans don't give a fuck about soccer.

The Rev said...

All you have to do is click Isiah's name on one of the "Gay Zeke" comments, and Steve's profile pops up.

You are exonerated, Zeke.

The Rev said...

You had to bring up Ronde Barber, didn't you?

YOU HAD TO BRING UP RONDE!

Ouch! I hurt.

temwr said...

soccer is dumb.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yes, I was fucking with Zeke last night. Didn't really think any of you guys would have bought it. Sad moment for LOV.


I don't think that's HOJ worthy. Getting mad and pouting because people where being mean too you is much more worthy. However, I'll humbly accept any LOV decision. Well, maybe not humbly...but accept nonetheless.

temwr said...

I'm not sure a completely outlandish set of imposter posts when the imposter did very little to hide their true idenity deserves HOJ.

Now if they tried to hide it better or weren't so over the top I might change my mind.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

check out the pic, found a tombstone generator, works like the church sign generator.

temwr said...

I dislike having to go to another blog to see FH retirement post or whatever.

I am that lazy.

Isiah Thomas said...

EP - I like all your pics. I think SD and NO will win big in their games especially.

re: Alpha Dog, I moved to CA a year or so after that shit went down, and read a lot about it in magazines, etc. It could probably make for a good movie but when you see Timberlake trying to act like a gangsta then remember how he acted on Punked its truly sad.

That is all.

Good night now.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Hell yea, I remember that shit...he called his mom, dude was almost in tears. Best Punked Ever!!!

Isiah Thomas said...

ps.

I'll say this one time and one time only. The MVP race as it stands now is between Dirk and Nash, the player who is on the team with the best record at the end of the year is the winner.

ToddPacker said...

steve

i just skimmed through last nights comments and didn't really look into how hard you were tryin to imposter zeke...i thought all of the deleted comments were you hiding the facts...either way the criteria for getting into the HOJ isn't that high so I vote you in for the imposter stuff and zeke in for the pouting and for the hell of it i vote myself in for writing this long comment about the topic

El Padrino said...

not only timberlake but the kid that elisa chubert seduced (ridiculous enoughm i know) from "Girl Next Door" is the the young jesse james

El Padrino said...

no hoj
great job by steve and he's right
we should have not fell for it
i just thought zeke was clownin himself

ToddPacker said...

i haven't seen any clips, this alpha dog movie with timberlake is supposed to be serious, i thought is was a comedy

temwr said...

lebron will be in the mvp talk at the end of the year, always.

blogger is being a douche today.

The Rev said...

I'm with ElP. No HOJ there.

I just thought Zeke was trying to be funny. It actually was kinda funny for the first two posts. And I got duped. but then again, who actually clicks on the names to find out if it is really that person anymore?

The many comments deleted just makes it look silly. And all that deleting artificially inflates the comments. If we are to have a 600 comment night, it should be legitimately made. Not boosted up with deletions.

That's what gets to me. You all posted a roided up comments number. You should all be ashamed like Mark McGwire. Bunch of Palmieros you are.

temwr said...

It was all B-12, no roids.

El Padrino said...

beer

oil cans of fosters

shoot me up mate!

temwr said...

those deletions count anyway. it's not like someone posted the same post 10 times and deleted 9 of them. it was a different post each time and not a post like:

"a"

They were full sentences long and original enough. The fact that they were deleted doesn't make them not count.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"You all posted a roided up comments number. You should all be ashamed like Mark McGwire. Bunch of Palmieros you are"

ha ha nice analogy Rev

temwr said...

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

That video was great. I'm going to watch it again today.

Martin VanNostrand said...

TP - I didn't see the retirement post

The Rev said...

"They were full sentences long and original enough. The fact that they were deleted doesn't make them not count."

Oh yes it does make them not count.

They obviously were not meant to be viewed by us for some reason.
If they are not meant to be read, they should not be worthy of being counted.

Asterisk!

ToddPacker said...

mv

it was there ealier...i think blogger is acting up

temwr said...

It's still real to me DAMMIT!

The Rev said...

For some reason, I expected more out of FH's retirement post.

It was basically one big "I'm taking my ball and going home".

I know I'm far from FH's writing standards, but I expected more.

The Rev said...

No, I actually think he deleted it.

Maybe he agreed with me.

temwr said...

FH either deleted his post or blogger is being a douche to his blog. I don't see his post their either.

My thoughts re that matter be on my blog.

ToddPacker said...

i think he was trying to get the link at the end to work...so maybe he's still working on it

temwr said...

The link description made it sound like it was a picture of a big middle finger flipping everyone off.

temwr said...

It be food time.

ToddPacker said...

tem

well said...cogs and wheels...good stuff

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mutombo got plowed last night.

ToddPacker said...

anyone else getting the "red X" for EP's pablo escobar pic....I'm not sure if it's just my connection, but it's really slowing down the refreshing of the page

The Rev said...

Tem... you said it better than I could.

Why did you put it on your blog and not here? Just curious.

The Rev said...

I was getting finger-wagged on Pablo Escobar as well.

It seems to have righted itself.

Beth82678 said...

I actually think iam will be back at some point. (A part of me also wonders if part of the retirement is so that everyone will plead with him to stay.)

Yeah, a lot of people are idiots. But instead of cutting yourself off from everyone, both idiots and non-idiots, just do what you can to surround yourself with the non-idiots. That's one of the reasons I like LOV - there's a higher majority of non-idiots here than in the general population. :-)

The Rev said...

"That's one of the reasons I like LOV - there's a higher majority of non-idiots here than in the general population. :-)"

We are reading the same blog, right?

ToddPacker said...

"Why did you put it on your blog and not here? Just curious."

good point rev...

The Rev said...

I will nominate Tem to take over the Tuesday slot. Unless anyone else wants to step up.

Beth82678 said...

Rev, I'm just trying not to be so negative anymore. I even think it's true.

Although while the idiots on here are few, what they lack in number they make up for with the strength of their idiocy...

Martin VanNostrand said...

Also I just caught up on everything from last night. Jfreak makes a good point. You can't dog someone for working a part time job when they are 1 1/2 years out of high school and in college. What kind of job is he expected to have? Unless he's a pro athlete, musician, or working in the family business you can't really do better than he is for a 19-20 year old student. When I was in college UPS was one of the best paying part time gigs you could get and you busted your balls doing it. No option of sitting around online like I can do here.

Zeke I know you were pissed and rightfully so but cut homie some slack. I got an office and people under me too and work still sucks in my book. My job is really just a responsibility. It pays the bills and takes care of the fam. There's joy in what it does but not really in what I do.

Freak if you can figure out something to do after school that you have a passion for and can make a living at more power to you. My advice is to go after it early as it can become more difficult later. Or you can get an ok job and look at it as a hobby. Gilbert Arenas says it works for him but I have not had much luck with it the past two days.

Now if you will excuse me TPS reports have their fingers around my neck. I should be back this afternoon for my HOJ induction for posting a 3 scroller.

whocares said...

What in the hell went on around here last night?

Zeke, are you gay?

FH, are you dead?

Dikembe, are you drunk?

El Padrino said...

i love burritos

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

MV speaking the truth

ToddPacker said...

call me crazy, but i agree with beth, i think of the LOV as having a relatively low idiot population

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

don't think there are any dumbasses on LOV either. There is just two or three slots open, and they gets filled by different random LOV members each day.

Beth82678 said...

Very good point Steve, I think at one time or another most LOV regulars have stepped up to the plate to fill the dumbass role. I know I've done my fair share for sure.

The Rev said...

Without idiots, LOV is boring.

Of course, if we all were idiots, we'd be at Shanoff's blog.

anonymous said...

you fuckers, im still here for the moment.

and beth, come on.. do i really come across as that needy? nobody has begged me to stay yet, and if they did, honestly that would piss me off more.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

anybody else have a Smithfield's Chicken & BBQ near ya? Gotta love that BBQ sandwich. Just finished one, and I'm half ass tempted to go get another.

El Padrino said...

i only beg for sex

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

i agree with Beth iam, if you where that fed up with everyone and everything, and tired of contributing to life/blogs whatever. Why bother with the whole goodbye/fuck you thing. Why not just disappear?

anonymous said...
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ToddPacker said...

EP's got another quote for the top of the page

anonymous said...

i owe it to my congregation.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

tp, yea beat me to it, yep that's a beauty.

Beth82678 said...

Switching gears to sports...

As a woman I just have to say that I think Michelle Wie is embarrassing herself, and by association women everywhere, by playing against guys now. The first few times it was an interesting novelty but time to give up the experiment and go back to the LPGA where she can actually be competitive and not only make the cut but win.

anonymous said...
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The Rev said...

FH needed attention, and he got it. That's all this really was.

You're Jay-Z for sure. You'll never totally leave. And that's fine.

anonymous said...
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Beth82678 said...

To answer your question though iam, nothing you'd done before your goodbye proclamation made me think you were needy. But the way you announced it did make me wonder a little.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea Rev, sounds like Iam needs a hug, I'm gonna call his mother.

ToddPacker said...

changing a cd is so 90's IAM...you need to upgrade your analogy to some sort of playlist change for an ipod...

anonymous said...
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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dikembe était très ivre.

The Rev said...

"i fear "someone" would show up at my house in attempts to not "let me go"."

Oh, wait a minute. I just got what this is all about.

I won't say another word. But I get it now. This all makes sense.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

somebody has some very very high self-cyber-worth

Isiah Thomas said...

MV - to me if someone wants to bag on me that's fine. But you'll have it coming back you're way.

freak gets duped by steve's impersonation and makes those wack comments - pretty sure I'm not gonna sit there and take it - I needs to defend the good isiah thomas name.

Hammurabi's code.

and if freaks in college right now then just having a part time job goes above and beyond. But if all you got is a hs diploma and $/hr after your name on the paycheck then the future ain't bright for you unless you got some ambition.

And my job - yeah it matters - fuck that, my job doesn't mean shit. My job ain't shit and I could gaf about it. Like you said, just make them ends. I was letting freak now I've at least climbed the corp ladder a little.

and yeah whocares call me a whiny bitch again thats why I'm taking a vaca.

I'm ashamed for having to write this in my defense.

Fuck the world.

anonymous said...
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whocares said...

iam/bttng,

I made the mistake of reading your last post. If your trying to sell yourself as the uber-intellectual, woe-is-me type who is too intelligent for the world at large, I aint buying it. Good riddance you condescending shmuck.

anonymous said...

now that we've solved that mystery...

i agree with beth, Wie needs to let that men's tourney stuff go. just wait on that til u can actually compete.

El Padrino said...

i really think this iam retirement/apocolypse is just as retarded as *said* world

who cares alredy, either leave or
change your name to farve and fire up another article for tuesday

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I totally agree on the Wie thing.

Also, has she gotten uglier?

El Padrino said...

and i too know the gig is up BTTNG

i will delete this comment as well

anonymous said...
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Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

well said EP

El Padrino said...

and wie is a cunt

that is all

anonymous said...

back to some sports discussion!

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

actually, I'm glad your leaving Iam, not sure when you changed into some Artzy Fem, but good riddance.

anonymous said...

im artzy, im finally artzy!

anonymous said...

so if nash wins a third mvp, it's warranted, right?

whocares said...

The point appears to be that you value your own opinion so much that you think a bunch of bloggers give a shit about it. So, you parade yourself around with some "retirement" garbage because you're fed up with how lame bloggers are (which I can agree with). But the question is, if you're so fed up with it, just quit posting. No one will question you, and frankly, no one will care. Is that what scares you?

El Padrino said...

nash = three time mvp

sounds weird

El Padrino said...

does that mean he's a *GASP*
hall of famer?

ebntx said...

wow, i work for a few weeks and miss lov posts and comments and come back to this. glad to see nothing has changed. one way or another, lov has changed lives.

Isiah Thomas said...

2 time MVP = almost a lock for HOF.

This wasn't some Terry Pendleton backlash type shit MVP award.

Isiah Thomas said...

I just saw a pigs head on a stick.

El Padrino said...

change your name, flee the country
*WINK* *WINK*

Isiah Thomas said...

tem you doing a diary for the SG article? it seems to long to read

Isiah Thomas said...

just when I thought I was out....LOV pulls me back in.

Isiah Thomas said...

*too long to read

Isiah Thomas said...

Scarlett Z ho's

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I don't think Nash should get the MVP this year BECAUSE it would be his 3rd in a row.

I've said it before (i think) but there is always a handful of guys that anybody could make legit arguments for MVP. Not one of these arguments could ever really be won or lost.

Two times in a row is enough, it's more about spreading the wealth.

anonymous said...

WC, we've moved on.. sports time now..

The Rev said...

Nash in the Hall of Fame?

I just don't see it. I mean, I can't envision that.

Bill Russell... Wilt Chamberlain... Michael Jordan... Julius Erving... Oscar Robertson... Steve Nash.

Say that out loud. You might find yourself audibly giggling.

ebntx said...

"I just saw a pigs head on a stick."

is that a new menu item for denny's?

Isiah Thomas said...

I don't think Nash should get the MVP this year BECAUSE it would be his 3rd in a row.

I hope this is just an attempt to rile some shit up bc that might be, just might be the most retarded shit ever posted on LOV. And I've posted some retarded shit in my day.

Isiah Thomas said...

that was a little LOF reference....

but Denny's could prob swing it into a $6.99 special.

Isiah Thomas said...

that's why ya'll east coasters gots to stay up and watch the late games.

Nash last night was unreal.

Isiah Thomas said...

double SZ bitches...hoo ha

Isiah Thomas said...

re: pigs head on a stick.

I once at "cheeks and jowl of rabbit" at a fancy restaurant....and double dang if it wasn't good too.

Isiah Thomas said...

*once ate

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'm dead serious, how is Nash more or less deserving than LBJ/Kobe. How is he more important to his team than LBJ or Kobe. You can argue back and forth all day long, every year. Nobody even agrees on what the real definition of an MVP is.

Give it too somebody else who equally deserves it.

Isiah Thomas said...

if Nash sets career highs this season and the Suns get the best record in the west...

and if he has 2 more good/great seasons....how can he not be a HOFer?

and if the Suns win a championship this season he's a 1st ballot lock.

El Padrino said...

i saw nash
he was flithy
i never disagreed with him winning the first two so i cant say shit now, without him the suns would be mediocre, that's why he's deserving

simmons doesn't get that
he keeps talking about his defense like it matters

hi bill

The Rev said...

I wouldn't have minded watching Nash last night. I'm sure it was special.

But watching a regular NBA game until 1 am ET ain't my bag no more.

Playoffs... maybe I stay up late. January... I'm going to bed early and snuggling with my lady instead.

That's just life on the east side.

Isiah Thomas said...

I get you don't just hand it to Nash because he's a novelty (white, somewhat small pg, no real athleticism). Of course there are a handful of candidates every year.

this year being : Dirk, Nash, LBJ and Arenas.

But if the West is best, and the Suns get the best record, AND he has a career year (look at his stats this season) how can he NOT get the award.

Now if Dallas gets the best record then I'd give it to dirk.

But to disqualify someone on "he's had it enough already" logic? come on now.

Isiah Thomas said...

and the Suns are playing legit D this season. not lockdown D 100% of the time but overall for them its good D. And people don't get they ain't the pistons - their game ain't D.

Isiah Thomas said...

rev I get the 1am deal but when you use the "giggle factor" logic (which I respect and use) you should at least watch some of the games.

Isiah Thomas said...

triple SZ

thejugwhite said...

IAM is pulling a Roger Clemens on us. There is a 50/50 chance he will retire, but it will most likely be a shortened season.

NBA hall of fame...does anyone really care?

Isiah Thomas said...

its still too early for MVP talk, this is almost reaks of Shamhoff.

El Padrino said...

ah rev is still in that cute snuggle stage with fiance

dont worry rev that pool will run dry soon and you''ll be up til 1 am every night scratchin your nuts and watching west coast basketball games and discovery channel

Isiah Thomas said...

good to see you jug...

good pt on the NBA HOF. I think Geno Auriemma is in it which reduces credibility.

Isiah Thomas said...

I've been with the old lady 6/7 yrs and the snuggle factor is gone. And I don't think its coming back when we are Mr/Mrs.....and I'm ok with that.

thejugwhite said...

Thanks! I was on a hiatus between a trip to Chicago and the holidays and catching up at work.

temwr said...

the original wasn't over here so my response ain't here.

wie needs to give up the mens crap. she can't even win the girl's tourneys yet. i feel bad for the guys who lose to her.

Isiah Thomas said...

in college me and the old lady used to sleep together every night on a single bed - did it for a good semester....

now - fuck that.

I'm talking Cal king. Stay off my half bitch. And if you steal the covers you might get bowed.

Now - when its time to storm the castle I'm getting on my steed and crossing over to her half unannounced.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: Wie....

yeah I'd fuck her.

El Padrino said...

havent gone to bed with her (at the same time) in a while now
it's rare and i like it that way

temwr said...

diary soon.

basketball HOF is a joke.

welcome back jug.

temwr said...

the girl falls asleep watching tv at 8 or 8:30 right after dinner.

it is perfect. then i can do whatever i want.

Isiah Thomas said...

good call there EP. I love waking her up when I open the door and come to bed. shit cracks me up. the door squeeks and yeah I'm too lazy to wd40 that bitch up.

ToddPacker said...

"the original wasn't over here so my response ain't here."

i see your logic working, tem

El Padrino said...

chinese food now!

ToddPacker said...

does the NBA even have a HOF...i thought it was just the basketball HOF

ToddPacker said...

burritos and chinese in one day....i like your style ep

Isiah Thomas said...

good call TP, its not the "NBA HOF"

thejugwhite said...

No, but isn't the NBA due for another list of the 50 greatest players again?

anonymous said...

tem, nice touch on disabling comments. yer hardkore!

Isiah Thomas said...

I've been eating the shit out of some crab wontons at chinese food places lately.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: FH's retirement.

Ya'll can hate on the man and his "retirement" all you want, its LOV style which I'm cool with.

But give the man his respect, he brought a lot to the LOV table.

Isiah Thomas said...

how about a chinese burrito?

anonymous said...

yeah we need to get dwight howard on that list, stat. maybe theyll wait to do a post-jordan list.

that list wont reach 50 though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

steelers gonna lose whisenhunt, like KC lost al saunders when they didnt name him coach soon as vermeil left, same slap in face shiat.

anonymous said...

zeke, thanks for picking up what i was laying down. just giving a proper respek' to LOV along side my parting. if i wouldve done an LOV post, it wouldnt have been bitter and spiteful, it probably wouldve been a nice little farewell... but seems like every asshole on the block is coming out of the woodwork.

like tem's logic was.. it wasnt posted here, so it doesnt really reflect on people here. apparently some people took it to heart though! :)

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"Chinese burrito"

hummmm? yea, I'd eat it.

hell yea I would, generals chicken, with rice wrapped in a shell....hell yea. I might make that tonight.

The Rev said...

"1 am every night scratchin your nuts and watching west coast basketball games and discovery channel "

Now those were the days. I actually miss it to some extent. Used to be that I didn't go to bed earlier than 1am.

As far as Nash goes, I'm just trying to prove a point. I'm not saying Nash ain't a great player. But he hasn't gotten to HOF status for a lot of fans yet. He needs a little more on his resume.

That being said, I think he has the skills to get there. Just not yet.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

oh shit, kon pow chicken, with water chest nuts wrapped in a burrito shell....damn right!!!

ToddPacker said...

married for 12 years and zeke is so right about rev's snuggle-fest...that don't last...and zeke don't even think anout WD40'n that door...i like to do a big flop into bed, just to let her know that i finally shut it down for the night

thejugwhite said...

Where can I read this final post? I'm curious...

The Rev said...

My favorite point guard ever... Mo Cheeks.

That guy retired as the all-time steals leader, 5th on the all-time list in assists, won a title, made three trips to the finals, made 4 all-star teams and 5 all-defensive teams.

He ain't in the Hall of Fame.

If Mo can't go, Nash can't go. That's my rule.

Isiah Thomas said...

and I get that a "chinese burrito" is basically an egg roll....

but I'm talking 3lbs style chinese burrito ala chipotle...it would be "chipotre"

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Mine is Mark Price, he wasn't a "true" point guard, but he was a lot of fun watch. With that quick ass release and pull up jumper.

Isiah Thomas said...

valid pts rev, like I said, its too Shamhoff-esque to debate it now. Let's look at the body of work when he's done then compare. He's building a case though.

The Rev said...

Well, her and I have not hit the two year mark together yet. So I'm still on the hook for some snuggling.

But I'm sure I will get back to 1am TV fests again sometime in my life. And that will be cool. I'll get to catch up on late night TV again.

ToddPacker said...

"it would be "chipotre""

funny

anonymous said...

lets just agree for now that nash is by far the best player at making others better. he makes regular bitches look like allstars!

thejugwhite said...

I caught some of the 24 comments on yesterdays blog...I love that show. Outside of sports and Seinfeld reruns, that's the only show I watch and its an addiction. I'm looking forward to the start of the season this weekend!

temwr said...

tem running diary of sg

12:41 - topic is old coaches, they suck. young is cool. SG is reaching a bit.

12:41 - dallas game was super stomach punch game. Apparently lots of people email him asking "what that a sucker punch game?" People are dipshits. I think we covered this already here at LOV.

12:42 - An unexpected twist, he is now ripping on Parcells for Dallas' lack of discipline and for fucking up too much. Figures the only reason for this is Parcells is old. I am glad to see SG rip on people, but does he have to pick on the elderly??

12:43 - SG quote "That's why, in Parcells' honor, I'm introducing the Speed Limit Coaching Corollary. If the coach of your favorite team is older than 55, or if your team is about to hire someone who's older than 55, there's a good chance you should start preparing for a frustrating stretch of football. " Just thought you all should see his new "rule."

12:44 - blah blah old coaches suck, lists off several. SG forgets old people suck at most things. This is not news buddy

12:46 - Round 1 recaps. Herm is dumb for running into an 8 man front, Mangina looked like Shell, something about Al Michaels and dikes, Eli and Gotkowski need facial hair, Dungy and Herm have man love for each other, nothing, nothing, SG notices Chris Farley's brother in the Hertz commercial, Fears "Tommy Boy 2.", nothing, Chris Collinsworth is cool, nothing. Believe it or not that summarized about 2,234 words.

12:53 - SG Picks:

RAVENS (-4) over Colts, Baltimore 20, Indy 10.

SAINTS (-5) over Eagles, New Orleans 34, Philly 16

BEARS (-8.5) over Seahawks, Chicago 33, Seattle 8

Patriots (+5) over CHARGERS, New England 30, San Diego 27.

12:55 - SH speaks: She has writers block, one worthwhile line " The "Deal or No Deal" models bug me because they peek into the suitcases now and milk their 10 seconds for all it's worth. Ladies, just shut your trap, open the case and be thankful you're not clinging to a stripper's pole anymore."

12:57 - OK two SH lines " On the home front, we have two great dogs -- a male named Rufus and a female named Dooze -- but Rufus continues to hump the Dooze with a stuffed animal in his mouth and we can't get him to stop"


12:58 - SH takes Hawks, SG takes bears, so she will either pull ahead by 2 games or fall.

Overall, shitty column. SH took it to the SG this week.

The Rev said...

Definitely building a case. I agree.

It will be fun to at least watch him keep building and see where he ends up.

Arguing Nash going into the HOF is like arguing Brian Westbrook for the football version. The guy may end up better than Tiki Barber in the end and just had his best year in football ever comparable to some all-time greats in stats. But he ain't there yet.

The Rev said...

Need lunch now

Isiah Thomas said...

and spiff the chipotre comment is meant to be a joke nothing more - my bad if you took offense.

ToddPacker said...

this chinese-burrito is delish, but too filling........nooooo not baxter

Isiah Thomas said...

great diary, one note to SG, the speed limit is 65, I think he's reaching.

Isiah Thomas said...

but didn't vermeil win a title a few years back? He was what 78?

thejugwhite said...

Comparing Nash to Westbrook is a little far off. Nash has already had two MVP seasons and has other good seasons to go along with that. This is Westbrooks first really good year, able to stay healthy, etc. He has potential, but that comparison is a bit of a stretch.

The Rev said...

Oh Baxter, you are my little gentleman!

El Padrino said...

im gonna shit my pants

burrito from chiptole

then general tso's chick

as borat would say "NNNIIIIIIICEEE"

anonymous said...

zeke.. did vermeil cry? and how much..

Isiah Thomas said...

good call jug, I wasn't feeling the Nash/WB comparison.

El Padrino said...

and they like russ grimm better spiff

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Chipotle? Is that a western/northern thing? Cause this is the first time I've heard the word.

The Rev said...

Only a slight stretch.

They're both players that only recently achieved the real limelight. Nash has a couple of more years on Westbrook I agree. But they are both players that need to keep their performance standards high in the future to be truly great.

El Padrino said...

i wonder if the Red Hot Chili Peppers actually eat the red hot chili peppers in the general Tso's chicken?

The Rev said...

I do think that Westbrook when it is all said and done can have a career comparable to Tiki Barber's. And they are giving Tiki some HOF press.

Not sure if it is deserved. But I can see it happening in the end.

anonymous said...

westbrook is always hurt and seems to come and go.. maybe vince carter would be closer.

but BW needs to be slightly more pretentious.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: MLK day

I don't get that shit off. Shit is racist.

Isiah Thomas said...

Chipotle is a burrito fast food chain.

The Rev said...

"westbrook is always hurt and seems to come and go"

In the past, I would agree. But not this year. He's been solid. He's gotta do it again and again though.

Tiki Barber used to fumble all the time too. But he overcame that.

The Rev said...

Now I'm going out to lunch and I mean it.

temwr said...

Chipolte is a burrito place in the Midwest for sure. Not sure what other locals it is in.

Spaceman Spiff said...

basketball HOF dont mean shit, nash has accomplished more than the likes of dominique wilkins anyways, put him in.

anonymous said...

westbrook needs to win a couple mvps first though. being "solid" for one full year doesnt really get him into nash category.

there's def. a comparison player out there somewhere.. we'll put our fingers on it sooner or later.

temwr said...

Nash = Kurt Warner

anonymous said...

zeke, fight the man. take monday off.

then sue they asses if the confront you.

temwr said...

Nash = Kurt Warner - Championship

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I keep a light stress ball in my office, and every now and then I'll tag somebody with as the walk by door. And they always pick it up and toss it back to me. They are all like "hahaha" then they pick it up and toss it back.

Very Confusing.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

some of the brave will pretend like there gonna throw at me, and then make some dumb comment and toss it back.

Isiah Thomas said...

Nash = KW - title might be a bit steep.

temwr said...

I'd keep that fucking ball and ninja attack you with it at some random time.

You'd be typing away on LOV and BAM, right in the face.

Isiah Thomas said...

what you fail to realize steve is that they prob just came out of the bathroom and dropped a dookie (poo not the school) and broke paper and didn't wash their hands knowing you'd throw the ball. then just toss the now poo stained ball back to you and you are none the wiser.

El Padrino said...

mlk = that's an outrage
i would not show up and then act confused in tuesday

something like

"everywhere i'v been we've had it off, he was a civil rights pioneer, this is ludicrous"

then make the peyton manning "disapointed in self look"

temwr said...

Nash = T. Davis - 2*Championship

??

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

exactly

temwr said...
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temwr said...

Nash = Peyton ?

Nash = Marino ?

Nash = Your Mom ^5 - d(jordan)/dy + Pi(Bill Walton)^-2

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