Monday, January 15, 2007

It's what you've all been waiting for.....

Judging by the freeways this morning I am one of the few assholes in the good city of Phoenix that is working today. Fuck that.

Brady! Belichick! PATS! PATS! PATS! Peyton! Dungy! COLTS! COLTS! COLTS!

I’m looking forward to this Sunday’s AFC Championship game. I’m not looking forward to the week of hype. This is Peyton’s Manning’s chance to make the leap. If he gets by the Pats he can forever silence his critics (or at least get halfway there). Lose again, at home no less, and he’ll be handcuffed to the Dan Fouts/Marino comparisons until he can get it done. And if they do lose how much longer will Dungy get, meaning they’ll have to “start over” again shortly. This is Manning’s best shot to get-r done. I hope he does. I’d love to see all the Peyton haters out there have nothing over the guy. Hi Bill!

And did anyone catch LDT’s post game comments! That’s what I’m talking about. Enough of ath-a-leets talking in clich├ęs. Let us know how you feel. I’m disappointed that some people are ripping on him. Let the man speak his mind. And Marty…..MARTY…..seriously stick a fork in that guy. What’s his post season record, 5-13? Atrocious. This isn’t even a great Pats team that he lost to. Only the Pats and Brady can get away with throwing a potential game losing INT yet it turns into a 1st down for the Pats in the same possession.

I’ll take Chicago vs Indy in the SB.

College hoops is starting to become relevant now that conference play is in full swing. I caught the last 5 or so minutes of the UA/Oregon game last night. Very entertaining. Dare I say the Pac 10 is the strongest hoops conference this season? This Chase Buddinger kid is pretty good. He’s an anti-Dook white guy, meaning, he’s not a stiff.

A little local “flava”. The Cards hired Ken Whizzinator. I keep hearing about how he’s an “offensive genius”. Yet wasn’t Pitt’s offense basically a run game mixed in with some trick plays? Gee-nus.

Alright, in the on-going struggle to raise the LOV’s IQ from the “mildly retarded” range, I present another BOOK REVIEW! Seriously, stop the applause it’s deafening.

Over the weekend I finished Jack McCallum’s :07 or Less. This book chronicles the Suns post season run last season with other stories from the season mixed in. It’s a pretty good behind the scenes look at the Suns. If you’re a Suns fan or paid close attention to their playoff run last season you’ll like the book. If you’re not then this may not be the best read. Not to say it isn’t put together well but being a fan would make it more interesting. There are some good jabs at other teams most notably the Lakers and Mavs. Overall I’ll give it 3 out of 5 Mutombo Finger Wags (4 if you’re a Suns fan).

Enjoy your MLK day everyone! Keep hope alive.

191 comments:

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd say 85% of my company's workforce is non-white yet we don't get MLK day off.

whocares said...

That's racist.

Isiah Thomas said...

But I'd also say 95% of the 85% non-white labor pool has no idea who MLK is.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I was talking with my buddy over a few beers last night. He's a college graduate, fairly bright guy...or so I thought.

Can anybody tell me who we fought the revolutionary war against...cause he didn't know. I'm just wondering if he's a closet dumbass.

ToddPacker said...

good post zeke...the only good thing about working on MLK day is the lack of traffic...

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Oh, and Go Duke!!!

ToddPacker said...

steve i hope your buddy didn't get his degree from Duke

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

na, ECU which actually kinda makes sense

Isiah Thomas said...

5 fucking weeks!

thejugwhite said...

Did he get his dregree from the same website rev and iam got ordained?

thejugwhite said...

degree...I have fat fingers today...and a little hung over.

Isiah Thomas said...

nice point TP, traffic indeed was light, the commute went very fast which is good, it let the bitterness subside (a little).

re: revolutionary war. Get the fuck out of here that the guy didn't know.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I shit you not, I asked how in the hell he couldn't know that, and his response was something along the lines of "I don't study history"

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

How many Pat's fans are there on LOV? Any? Could this be the first time that LOV is in complete agreement on who to pull for?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

If so, does that guarantee that the Colts are gonna lose?

Spaceman Spiff said...

chargers WR's will also be fired

Isiah Thomas said...

is it too early (late?) to start the Hasselback/Holmgren "overrated" chants?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

maybe we should pic one person to pull for the Colts just to keep the balance in order?

Isiah Thomas said...

as stated yesterday that Eric Parker was indeed shaving points.

and I believe the good Rev hopped on the Pats bandwagon when they started winning titles, and I believe he still has a PSL on it.

ToddPacker said...

so steve hangs with the mentally challenged...nice, does that count as community service

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*Pats

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak is a colts fan so that side is covered.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: revolutionary war....

maybe the better question is how did the revolutionary war come up in convo over a few beers. And was this before or after your love making?

ToddPacker said...

rev lived in boston for a while, so he's probably a closet pats fan

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

tp - hehe, I wish I would have though of saying that last night. That would have been great, ya know:

"When did throwing darts become an sport in Special Olympic?"

something like that.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Bush was on the TV ranting about something

Isiah Thomas said...

and before/after?

Isiah Thomas said...

steve - looks like the ACC has some closely matched teams from top to bottom. More results like VT beating UNC will help Dook move up the rankings.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'm not gonna dignify you second comment with an response.

Isiah Thomas said...

during?

ToddPacker said...

can't say who i'm rooting for....on one hand i love that peyton has never won anything (going back to his Tenn days), and on the other hand i hate bandwagon boston fans coming out of the woodwork (there are plenty of them here in Fla)...the only thing i like about the pats run is the the Ex-Gator receivers (gaffney and caldwell) are playing well

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Yea, I havn't lost it the bet yet. VT is looking better than people thought. And Clemnson getting beat helps too. Gonna be a fun year.

ToddPacker said...

steve, you have to update the LOV work ethic on the LOG to include holidays when most other are off, like MLK day.

Isiah Thomas said...

What a DB

question: how/where did this guy go #2?

Isiah Thomas said...

apparently one of Saddam's half brothers was executed and the hanging was botched - he was decapitated. There is video somewhere.

I entrust my fellow LOV members with finding and posting said video.

Spaceman Spiff said...

check out the superficial for lohans see thru rop

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

good call TP

JFreak said...

If any of you try to hop on the Colts bandwagon, I will kick you in the face as you try to get on.

All these hoes talking 'bout how the Colts are gonna get crushed by KC and Balt, and now they want to say they're a fan. No way.

Isiah Thomas said...

comments on SP:

1) I can think of 1 reason to negate his 20 slurps of NE.

i. SD lost the game, NE didn't win it.

2) Dude has 9 shots o' espresso a day? I still don't get how his job is such a grind. Yes juggling that many jobs is difficult but its still the NFL.

JFreak said...

That being said...If you still want to root against the Pats, that's perfectly alright.

JFreak said...

I'm really nervous that the Colts are the favorites to win the Super Bowl now.

Makes me very unsettled.

El Padrino said...

tim legler just did a small commercial/mini speech on MLK.
seems silly to me.
isn't tim legler white?
thought so

ramblings of a man with no work

hahaha

El Padrino said...

just so we are aware, despite my pouros betting season i did pick a Bears/Colts superbowl in my NFL preview post back in september.

*bow*

El Padrino said...

and krazy george started the wave

El Padrino said...

the wave is dead

El Padrino said...

webber sigining with the Pistons

El Padrino said...

some good nba on today

El Padrino said...

corona anyone?

El Padrino said...

nate keading = you suck

Isiah Thomas said...

I didn't get the Tim Legler MLK speech thing either.

El Padrino said...

colts -3.5
bears -3

i'll wait for that .5 to disappear
bear game i'll leave alone
or wait for the weather reports

Isiah Thomas said...

MLK would have wanted more comments today.

Isiah Thomas said...

Ginn Jr is leaving OSU, which is great news.

1) It further depletes OSU.

2) If OSU beats UM again, at UM, with all those new guys starting then Carr has to be fired right?

It's a win-win.

ToddPacker said...

MLK "had a dream" about more comments

Isiah Thomas said...

I wonder if Rev broke anything after that 4th and 10 conversion was called back. Top of the mountain 1 second, bottom of gutter the next.

ToddPacker said...

listening to the lightning/islander game on sports radio...hockey radio guys should not be this excited for a day game in Jan.

Isiah Thomas said...

and Jeff Garcia can't rock the off center ball cap. He's def needs to be a "traditional" cap wearer.

although it looked like he was wearing a skull cap/bandana thing that was making his hat rock gangsta.

If thats the case Garcia doesn't need to be rocking a skull cap either.

ToddPacker said...

i fully expected a "10-scroller" explanation for the Philly loss.

Isiah Thomas said...

and D McNabb had to be the only happy person in the entire Iggles organ-I-zation on Saturday night.

Isiah Thomas said...

I was a little disappointed in the lack of a 10 scroller also TP.

thejaywhite said...

pistons gettin Webber..love it

Isiah Thomas said...

yo tjw....

can we get an update of that chick who ganked your money after you gave her the business?

Isiah Thomas said...

C-Webb is my boy but he's broke down now.

ToddPacker said...

tjw got robbed?

thejaywhite said...

ganked my monkey"?

Isiah Thomas said...

some local yahoo columnist just proclaimed the Cards a playoff team bc of the Whizzinator hire. wow.

his logic revolved around "coming up with a new trick play every week".

my god.

JFreak said...

I thought jay already said he got the money back...

Isiah Thomas said...

tjw gave some dirty slut the bi-niss then she stole his money, but gave it back.

LOV needs an update. Did she pay retribution TJW style?

thejaywhite said...

ohhhh money..she laughed gave it back the next night..i fucked her for another month...now we just flirt, talk a lot in class but no sex has gone down in the new year...i aint pursuing it..but if it happened..i would do it..i just wont be the instigator as im lookin for new puss now

thejaywhite said...

im gonna write her a note in class today though telling her she owes me a BJ for signing her into class this morning when she didnt show up

Isiah Thomas said...

what about losing your old #1, did he get that straightened out?

ToddPacker said...

Lightning 4
Islanders 3 (final)

because i know you guys really, really care

thejaywhite said...

money stealer was #1

thejaywhite said...

I lost my #3 as well, and just recently my #4...now all I got is my #2....

Im goin out this friday and Saturday to find 2 others

ToddPacker said...

tjw with just a #2...what's this world coming to?

thejaywhite said...

ya it sux man..and ive purposely avoided sleepin with her for 2 weeks now..cause her birthdays this week andi didnt want to go out with her and her friends for drinks

Isiah Thomas said...

has tjw ever had a "long term relationship"?

Spaceman Spiff said...

Saints fan that would be dead if the game was in philly

Spaceman Spiff said...

BTW, thats her O face

thejaywhite said...

depends on what you term long term..I had a 4 year, few 1 years when i was younger...nothing more than 6 months in the last 3 year...

you guys would love to know who the 4 years daddy and brother were

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Steve is drunk

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

well...?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wish I was drunk with steve.

JFreak said...

Freak thinks that talking in the 3rd person is the best thing ever.

Freak will talk as such until further notice.

ToddPacker said...

"you guys would love to know who the 4 years daddy and brother were"

daddy = archie
brother = peyton

does that means you had a 4-year'er with eli?

JFreak said...

Freak knew that jay and eli were both a little fruity.

ToddPacker said...

freak how did you get a hold of AFC championship tix and what did it cost you?

JFreak said...

Freak used stubhub within 5 minutes of the end of the Pats game.

Freak paid 325 each for two tickets in the upper deck.

ToddPacker said...

good for you freak...lets hope the freak doesn't have to put in too much OT to cover those tickets prices

JFreak said...

freak didn't like the commission charge of 10%, but he dealt with it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

clippers make the playoffs last year for the first time in a while. Local espn radio figures theyll be good now and decide to be the flagship radio station for clippers bball. I am now stuck at work on MLK with clippers radio on, fuck you espn

Isiah Thomas said...

"you guys would love to know who the 4 years daddy and brother were "

Jerome Bettis ?

thejugwhite said...

"you guys would love to know who the 4 years daddy and brother were "

Barbaro?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bryant Reeves?

thejaywhite said...

Bryant reeves, big country,,great guesses..butunfortunately no

JFreak said...

steve nasheseses.

Isiah Thomas said...

barbaro.

HA.

Isiah Thomas said...

"you guys would love to know who the 4 years daddy and brother were "

Elvis Stoyko?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Don Cherry?

Isiah Thomas said...

Lou Holtz ?

Isiah Thomas said...

Reverend Smoking Steve?

thejugwhite said...

Mutumbo?

TJW: "Mr Mutumbo, I'd like to take your daughter out.

Dikembe: *finger wave*

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TJW & TJW's dad?

ToddPacker said...

Top of the heap in hoops too

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Not for long, clownshoe.

ToddPacker said...

"clownshoe"...that's funny

JFreak said...

I wish this week would just go by.

ToddPacker said...

meiz, i'm sure Florida will stumble over the next couple of weeks and the badgers will get their turn at holding the #1 ranking...not that it means much during the regular season

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It means a whole lot for a team that's NEVER been #1.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think their highest ranking coming in to this year was 5.

ToddPacker said...

freak, not to get you all riled up, but I can't see Manning beating the Pats in the playoffs. (i hate the pats , btw)

I think it's going to be Bears and Pats in the superbowl.

ToddPacker said...

good point meiz. i remember when UF finally got a #1 ranking a few years ago it was a big deal

thejugwhite said...

Manning hasn't beat anyone in the playoffs yet, he has had two sub par games. The Colts have won those games...it all comes down to game plan.

JFreak said...

Please, please, everyone say that the Colts can't win.

Isiah Thomas said...

the Colts will win it all and rule the earth!

JFreak said...

I had that one coming.

Spaceman Spiff said...

this really seems like peyton's year, he hasnt done shiat the past 2 games and they won, he tried to fuck it up and he couldnt.

Spaceman Spiff said...

let's see if vinatieri shaves points on sunday

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't think Adam's gonna be shaving points against the patsies.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

He might end up going extra deep on 'em. like a 58 yard dagger.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

no bandwagon colts hu? that's fine, then I'm gonna call it, the Colt's will win it all, and next year too, and the year after that. This is the start of their legacy, after this year teams will mold themselves to be just like them.



that should do it.

JFreak said...

Wow...the site meter says we've had visitors from South Africa, Brazil and Chile recently.

Cool.

Jay Scott said...

i was in Louisville all weekend with no internet.

so i would like to take this moment to say

GO DUKE

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Duke sucks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

2007 San Fran Giants team audit is up

El Padrino said...

who's posting tw?

El Padrino said...

how bout my nutz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Well, if your nuts can create sensible thoughts and sentences, I'd be okay with it.

The Rev said...

Rough day today.

No 10 scroller on the Eagles loss. Why? Cause I just didn't have it in me. I had nothing left to give. I was drained. I was even too stunned to break something on the 4th and 10 that was called back, but I easily could have.

And I do have some love for the Pats from my Boston days. They are my second favorite team. I even watched them in the early 90's when they sucked.

But I think the Colts do win though. Adam Vinatieri will be the difference.

The Rev said...

Colts and Saints in the Super Bowl.

That will be a fun one.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Pats and Saints, Rev.

The Rev said...

LaDanian Tomlinson... yeah, I have no problem with him speaking his mind. Fine with me.

But he acted like a little bitch at the end of the game.

So they danced on your field. So what? You deserved it.

The Rev said...

My heart would like Pats and Saints. My head says Colts though.

And damn... can't even get a Scarlet Z at 10:55 pm on a holiday. Finger wagged by Meiztombo!

The Rev said...

Just a quick check in tonight. See you all tomorrow for real fun.

Isiah Thomas said...

Another Dook Failure in the NBA

Looks like Brian Davis and Laettner's dream of owning and naming an NBA team "The Rainbows" won't happen.

Jay Scott said...

creative Duke hate there, way to think outside the box. and i think they ended up buying a soccer team. lame.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah they bought DC United. I am ashamed that my family once owned season tix. Ashamed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Does anybody bother to check those MLB Team Audits I link? I think it's good insightful stuff written by some guys from Marquette. Oh well.

JFreak said...

I skimmed through a couple of them Meiz.

I'm really just waiting for their Cubs one.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

aiight.

Gotta warn you though. It may be filled with pure hatred.

El Padrino said...

let's hate today

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...
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Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

So who's Taking over Tuesdays for dipshit?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

hatehatehatehatehate.

El Padrino said...

everyone realize that jabaar gaffney had a terrific game right?

let that marinate in your brain for a few hours

jabaar gaffney

ToddPacker said...

hey lay off jabar gaffney. he was stuck with the texans for 4 years. i think he might be a good #2 WR..i gotsta stick up for the Florida guys

thejaywhite said...

I posted a nice large blog on my site..let u guys into some insight in my life

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Gaffney was always a must-have for me on Madden '05.

Isiah Thomas said...

you can't spell gaffney without gaff.

Hateration Tuesday.

whocares said...

Work sucks. Couldnt we honor someone else today? Dont the Mexicans have a martyr out there?

ToddPacker said...

at least you had yesterday off, WC

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

LOL, no doubt WC. There gotta be somebody important that was assassinated.

If not, maybe we need to make trip to Mexico and remedy the situation.

Hey FBI!!!










...them just jokes.

El Padrino said...

yeah i'm tired today and i was laying on my ass all day yesterday (as you all are aware)

isn't today like canada mountie day

El Padrino said...

does the rev think andy reid is a fool by not going for it after the 4 and 10 play was called back

my thought is if your going for it on 4th and 10, your thinking you might not get the ball back. you might as well go for it on 4th and 15 as well

ToddPacker said...

"isn't today like canada mountie day"

that's a tjw question

ToddPacker said...

who was more red faced and bloated last weekend Mike Holmgren or Andy Reid?....both were quite scary in high def

The Rev said...

"my thought is if your going for it on 4th and 10, your thinking you might not get the ball back. you might as well go for it on 4th and 15 as well"

Yeah, those were pretty much my thoughts too.

And they were also Andy Reid's thoughts too... after the game in his press conference. That's a little late to admit you made a mistake.

Isiah Thomas said...

I bet D Mcnabb slapped whoever he was watching the game with a high five after the final whistle.

El Padrino said...

and you know Jim Fassel popped some champagne when his former buddy Brian Billick lost to Peyton

whocares said...

At what point are you important enough to be "assasinated". If someone shoots me tomorrow, I am just considered "murdered". But how many people have to know my name before it can be considered an "assasination"?

El Padrino said...

espeacially after that offense scored under 10 points

Spaceman Spiff said...

ravens D stills wants to murder the offensive players

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

" bet D Mcnabb slapped whoever he was watching the game with a high five after the final whistle."

Yea it was the "I'm Still Relevant" High-Five

Spaceman Spiff said...

it would be sad to know kyle boller couldve done more

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"At what point are you important enough to be "assassinated". If someone shoots me tomorrow, I am just considered "murdered". But how many people have to know my name before it can be considered an "assassination"?"

LOV deep thought of the day.

The Rev said...

Then again... a local columnist here made a valid point.

Jeff Garcia is a decent enough QB. But asking him to convery a 4th and 15 was a bit much. He was 0-12 on the season converting on 3rd and 4th downs with more than 11 yards to go. He has converted on 10 yard situations this season.

Donovan McNabb gives you more of a chance to convert on that play than Garcia does with his arm strength alone. And McNabb was not there.

But then again... you don't surrender the ball to the Saints in that situation. You're obligated to go for it.

The Rev said...

I don't know how happy Donovan was on that loss. Who knows really?

But I can almost guarantee Wilma McNabb was high fiving people.

El Padrino said...

good poiint rev, garcia is junk in key downs....

but still, you have to go

El Padrino said...

btw rev i got the hat

thanks

Isiah Thomas said...

RIP BP.

ToddPacker said...

bp?

bill parcells

ToddPacker said...

anyone see any of the golden globes last night...my wife was watching and i caught bits and pieces..anyway Borat won for best comedy and his speech was pretty funny

The Rev said...

My pleasure ElP. Enjoy!

BTW... good recommendation on Nat Sherman's. I love that place.

El Padrino said...

BP = gas company

El Padrino said...

yeah rev, nat sherman is the shit

The Rev said...

Nat Sherman... I stocked up on their mini cigars, the Nats, which are real smooth and only 10 bucks for a tin of 20. I smoked a LaGuardia from their house collection which was very good. And I got a kick ass torch lighter which was on sale for half price.

If you need a lighter, maybe you might want to head over there after work. They're clearing out some nice ones for a good price.

I checked out JR cigars too. Lots of selection, but Nat's is a classier joint.

El Padrino said...

fucker

“She was standing outside the locker room, just kind of leaning against the wall,” said our spy in the bowels of QualComm Stadium. “No one noticed her, she was dressed like a high-school kid, just in jeans and a T-shirt. But she is gorgeous.”

Gisele Bunch waiting for the Brad-ster

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

so who's taking over the tuesday post, tem? wc? tp?

El Padrino said...

somebody post something
a pic of some tits or something

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

jump on it ep, your a contributor.

The Rev said...

I am surprised no one wants to take the mantle of Tuesday contributor.

Y'all bitch if we have nothing, but when I ask someone to step up you all go silent.

temwr said...

I'm back from kutztown...that town is umm, well, it is a town, I guess.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Word Rev, throw the heat.

I'd do it, but I already have the site, and if ya'll are D- writers then I'm like the letter that comes after Z.


Tem, step up man, become the Tuesday poster.

temwr said...

I will be tuesday poster, no prob.

Looking forward to it.

Today is tuesday...fuck.

temwr said...

bp is benny parsons, a nascar guy.

temwr said...

tjw did someone's dad and brother???

El Padrino said...

i got some pics ready to go up
are you going today

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

post them anyway EP, he can post on over them if he wants, or just wait until next week to start

El Padrino said...

done

temwr said...

rev's silence probably means he is posting a 3 scroller.

temwr said...

el pads pics are up.

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