Thursday, January 18, 2007

I'm a magical pinata.

You know, I was set to come out at take a huge stab at analyzing this game. And I've realized I cannot. My mind has pretty much lost all objectivity. At this point, I'm spending most of my free time every day tracking down what every pundit in the sports world has to say and either chewing them out or praising them.

As far as the setting for the game, it could not be more perfect. Finally, and in a year where they didn't even actually win home field advantage, they have the AFC Championship at home. And it's only perfect that it comes against the team that has been our downfall. The setting just seems too magical, too storybook. Everything's falling into place and it scares the crap out of me.

Way, way, way, way more storylines that I could ramble on about. But I won't, because I doubt it would make any sense. Took me like 15 minutes to write the two above paragrpahs. Brain = scrambled.

In news that is not actually important, we have two things out of the west side of the country. Marty Schottenhiemermererermermer didn't get fired. Shocker. Went 14-2 and kept his job. Who would have seen that coming? Some QB named Colt (not the dude at Texas) withdrew his name from the Draft. Apparently he goes to Hawaii and set some sort of passing record this past season. Whoop-di-doo.

I watched more analysis on the Pacers trade and the impression I got was: WWL.com says bad, WWL says good, FSN says some crap I don't remember, Local news says good. So I think it's a push. Troy Murphy's coming back to Indiana, where he played college. And Dunleavy apparently hated Nelson, so he probably wants to stick it to old Donnie. Plus, people keep saying Diogu has TUP up to his eyeballs. Most of all, the Pacers got rid of the basket case that is Stephen Jackson. I'm cautiously optimistic.


I'll let the video explain itself.

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JFreak said...
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JFreak said...

This is where the audio comes from.

JFreak said...

Don't you just love Adam Vinatieri?

JFreak said...

Oooohhohhhohhhh.

It's goooooooooooooooood.

ebntx said...
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ebntx said...

lohan has given up.
quitter

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

- lohan

goddamn, she can't even do drugs right.

temwr said...

The ending of that video was sad.

Lohan will bounce back, don't you worry. She'll go on a week long bender with Gary Busey.

temwr said...

Sad because it turns out he was not what he said he was...

ToddPacker said...

nice post freak...good luck to your colts this weekend...i really don't care who wins (it's a matter of what team i dislike more), i'm just rooting for a good game...like i said before i think the pats just have the colts number in the playoffs, maybe this is the year that all changes, but i'm predicting a bears/pats superbowl...win or lose i hope you have a great time at the game

ebntx said...

i dont multitask well; however, i will attempt to read and comment as well do some work today. i have stayed away too long.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

way to go the extra mile ebtx, hange in there buddy

ToddPacker said...

eb

i know the feeling, but i think if you re-read the LOV work ethic you'll find that there is always time for the LOV.

ebntx said...

got you tp, but boss has been on my ass as of late and looking over my shoulder all day. he is off for a few days, so i get a little relief.

Isiah Thomas said...

I can't get the video. Can someone give me a tem-like diary of it?

El Padrino said...

freak how bout another qoute from you that i can use again (ur 1-0)
email me when you can actually write a complete thought down

i had the same feeling this fall when the mets were one game away from the show

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd love to see Indy destroy the Pats by 5 TD's. I'm sure the media would still find a way to make the greatness of B&B the main story though.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm thinking I might lay some cash on these games :

4 bet 10 pt teaser:

Bears +8
Bears/NO under 53.5

Indy +7
Indy/NE over 37.5

El Padrino said...

i like it zeke
but last week i got buried on a three team teaser

i had

bears/hawks (bad weather)
under 48

Pats +15, over 36

lost on the bear under, 27-24 final

beware

Isiah Thomas said...

and freak, listening to talking heads will make you braindead. Remember all the hype on OSU for the BCS title game?

temwr said...

WWL still has a Pat Forde article up about 20 reasons OSU will beat Florida.

temwr said...

I need to start gambling next season.

thejugwhite said...

I'll bet you $20 I can get you gambling by the end of the day.

temwr said...

Hmm, I'll have to think about it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

there still time to gamble this season tem, dont underachieve. lost on 'sconsin last night, but north carolina got it done

Isiah Thomas said...

hick hop taking the lead on steriod pong.

Isiah Thomas said...

*hick hops

temwr said...

I don't know enough about other sports to risk $$$. Only football and even then I will lose.

Ron Mexico got his water bottle confiscated at some Miami airport. Apparently it had a secret compartment on it that he may or may not have had pot in.

thejugwhite said...

I'll bet you $20 it was pot.

Spaceman Spiff said...

Diddy loves the Biel just like us

he couldnt resist even though the photogs snap a hundred pics a second, no way he was getting away with it, but it was worth it.

The Rev said...

Ain't gonna be around much today. A bigwig is visiting the station. Gotta be on my toes.

I loved Adam Vinatieri on the Pats. He gave me my only opportunity to be in the middle of a Super Bowl celebration in the streets of Boston after the first Pats win.

I think karmic justice might be setting itself up for the Colts Pats game.

The Rev said...

What a jackass

temwr said...

my pong score is getting lower and lower. i need to go eat.

Isiah Thomas said...

dude should just chill and internet gamble

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I love Puffy.

temwr said...

Dude should just legally change his name.

Would seem to solve the problem.

Jay Scott said...

go Duke

I'm having trouble finding time for LOV too. I sent up a memo with the LOV work ethic, and they threatened to volunteer me for the explosive ordinance disposal team

El Padrino said...

spiff see that FSU spanked Va tech

whocares said...

rev, Who's the bigwig?

Les Nessman or Venus Flytrap?

thejugwhite said...

Right now they are saying that the high for Sunday in Chicago will be 29 with a 40% chance of snow. I'm loving that weather for the NFC championship game...the Saints haven't played a cold weather game all year. Go Bears!

ebntx said...

anyone ever have their wallet or for beth, your purse stolen? wife had her purse stolen last tuesday and after initial report was taken, a detective finally calls us today. they suck. they know who it is even and nothing has been done. again, they suck.

Isiah Thomas said...

I doubt this article will lead to anything but there are some pretty bad medical statements in here.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

From Steve Czaban's website- Sagarin State Shape rankings .................. 10, 11) Tennessee/North Carolina – The Dikembe Mutumbo of states, incessantly wagging a finger at each other. “I dunk on you!”

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP i took fsu

El Padrino said...

nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

lakers got 8.5 last night against the spurs and now they getting 9.5 against the mavs. i gotta take them again

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

crickets.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How about Deadspin throwin some boobs out there!?

ebntx said...

after reading that article about waters, i vote for troy aikman and steve young immediately be placed on suicide watch.

Tyler said...

Hoopshype is saying that the Pacers are going to turn around and ship Dunleavy to the Clips for Maggette.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hoopshype just posts local newspaper articles.

whocares said...

I like boobs.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'd rather be Jeter.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
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temwr said...

What boobs on deadspin?

temwr said...

State shape rankings??

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bengal boobs

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes, state shape rankings.

The Rev said...

Les Nessman or Venus Flytrap?

That's pretty funny. It's actually Dr Johnny Fever.

I snuck away for a minute.

Andre Waters article does not surprise me. He led with his head on so many hits.

I've never had my wallet stolen (knock wood), but I did have my car stolen with a bunch of crap in it. I got it back in 26 days minus the crap and with a small dent in it.

JFreak said...

Ooo...Maggette...the person we should have traded for Artest last season.

JFreak said...

Wait...since Lohan is checking into rehabe, does that mean she gets her boobs back?

Spaceman Spiff said...

theyve been back

Spaceman Spiff said...

hollingers power rankings are BS. cavs 7th? half the west can kick their ass

El Padrino said...

yeah - they've been wonderful

Isiah Thomas said...

Hollinger overall is full of bs.

Spaceman Spiff said...

looking at the first 3 teams its like, ok looking good, then bam hollinger hits you with the rockets at 4.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Bucks piss me off and Stotts is gonna get a free pass because of injuries. I hate that man.

thejaywhite said...

TJW in the house...what up

El Padrino said...

knicks lost on a dunk with two ticks left last night

i almost broke my very expensive tv

ToddPacker said...

tjw, who was the father/brother combo you were talking about the other day?

El Padrino said...

Remember the little girl in "Remember The Titans"

JFreak said...

She's on Heroes now, and she plays a cheerleader.

It's quite nice.

JFreak said...

We should consider doing this.

Basically, it's a google service that puts ads on your site, and then for every unique click (can't click your own) you get 10 dollars.

We generally have about 150 unique users a day.

That would add up quickly.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've always thought about getting ads on here.

thejaywhite said...

ill save her some pride and not say who they are..but the dads famous..brothers one of the shittier players in one of the major sports leagues in north america

JFreak said...

gay jay...don't bring it up if you aren't going to say it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TJW sucks

ToddPacker said...

c'mon tjw you're acting like a chick

El Padrino said...

the mannings

JFreak said...

unless Jay is ready to admit he dated Cooper Manning and declare himself gay, I doubt it was the Mannings.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It's not the mannings.

El Padrino said...

cheerleader
nice

El Padrino said...

north america?

wtf

say usa you dingleberry

ToddPacker said...

Joe and Dan Klecko?

thejaywhite said...

u guys are morons..i live in canada...that should narrow ur search quite a bit...

El Padrino said...

gastineau girls

Isiah Thomas said...

dingleberry is underutilized in our society.

Isiah Thomas said...

brother's or brothers (more than one)

and major league in NA = NHL ?

thejaywhite said...

1 bro

El Padrino said...

what is this a game show?
just cough it up

Isiah Thomas said...

Father is a household name in the US or household name in canada?


First Guess:

Ron Hextal's daughter.


and freak your pic is killing my blogger spead all I get is a red x and it takes a good minute to load the page.

JFreak said...

Look at me not caring.

Isiah Thomas said...

one of the major sports leagues in north america = nhl (ca and usa)

Isiah Thomas said...

freak change your pic dude, don't be a dick

JFreak said...

Even if I change my pic, it's going to stay the same for the above comments.

So...I don't really know what you want me to do.

Isiah Thomas said...

go fuck yourself freak

thejugwhite said...

Wayne Gretzky?

whocares said...

tjw,

Did you date Ozzie Canseco?

whocares said...

Three day whining penalty is about to be imposed on Zeke. See you Sunday.

whocares said...

Jeremy Giambi?

JFreak said...

Get over it Zeke.

ToddPacker said...

zeke

the pic stuff is random....i have the same problem with EPs pic...it usually just works itself out

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Don't lose sight of "Famous father, scrubby son"

thejugwhite said...

tjw in da house!

Isiah Thomas said...

ray bourque

Isiah Thomas said...

whocares you crack me up, you can go fuck yourself too.

whocares said...

tjw,

Are you afraid your ex is going to find out you posted her dad's name on LOV? Do you think he reads LOV? Who am I kidding, of course he does.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Stastny.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

ahhh, mini slap fest.

Zeke how come you're always at the center of these things? You have a gift.

thejugwhite said...

tjw only bangs girls who cannot read.

Isiah Thomas said...

no slap fest, a man can't tell someone to fuck off?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"tjw only bangs girls who cannot read."

or see

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mark and Gordie Howe

El Padrino said...

Read this story to yourself in the Motumbo voice

Spaceman Spiff said...

i heard that tank johnson wont be able to go to the superbowl if the bears go because he cant leave the state right now. did i make that up?

ToddPacker said...

zeke brings the heat...that's what makes him a great LOV member....i say keep it up zeke...

thejugwhite said...

Do you think Mutombo's wife does the finger wag too?

El Padrino said...

that's correct spiff

whocares said...

I think when they start talking about his age, Deke's wife changes the channel and finger wags the TV.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I find my co-workers especially annoying today, there's just something extra...I can't quite put my finger on it.

whocares said...

Just got done reading the AM Jump. Bomani Jones, you suck. They really need to let Gallo do that thing full time.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I get a new edition of my daily Warrick Brown fix tonight. Hoo-ray.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My next pic don't take it.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

wc, yea man, i check the top and just close it if Gallo is the writer. It's probably like a trial thing, the writer that gets the most his in a certain about of time gets to be the writer.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

*is not the writer

ToddPacker said...

nice pic Meiz....he's about to punish that enormous burger

thejugwhite said...

I think Tank will be able to leave the state as long as its for work purposes...trying to find something to back that up, but I think I remember hearing that.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

shit, even if he can't leave he should go. The authorities wouldn't know until he played the game anyhow. He needs to man up and take one for the team.

Martin VanNostrand said...

"even if [Tank] can't leave he should go."

good call Steve. Wasn't it last year some players bro skipped his day to report to jail to go to the super bowl? I think his term jumped from 6 months to 5 years because of it? He said it was totally worth it and would do it all over again. This dude only went to the game where as Tank would actually be playing in it. Easy choice if you ask me.

ebntx said...

mv, i think that was 2 yrs ago. i think it was an eagles players bro. we need to check with the resident philly expert on that.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That was last year

ebntx said...

but then again i have been wrong 1 or 2 times in my life. this could be the third.

thejaywhite said...

sorry i passed out ther for a few hours

Martin VanNostrand said...

dikembe sayz: last year! ding ding ding ding ding

ebntx said...

i just got the finger wag. you know that really is intimidating. i can see why the league banned him from doing that a few years ago.

thejaywhite said...

I would just go to jail...fuck u dont get paid for playoffs anyways

whocares said...

Stayed up til three a.m. playing poker. Now I need a nap. Running on pure adrenaline at this point.

El Padrino said...

jaywhite you got a favortie porn star ?

El Padrino said...

almost there WC
stick it out

thejaywhite said...

I like traci lords

El Padrino said...

aurora snow

Spaceman Spiff said...

you do get paid for the playoffs

Isiah Thomas said...

badlands booker doesn't usually do well at the Hot Dog eating contest. Not sure about the rest of his career. I think he's a bus driver or subway driver or someshit in real life.

Isiah Thomas said...

I got mad work done this am....that means no work will be done this pm.

El Padrino said...

it's the super bowl anyway
he can play in the playoffs because it doesnt require him leaving the state

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Aw, don't start with the porn again...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Badlands "drives" a subway. The train, not the sandwich.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the lakers line has moved to 10

The Rev said...

I remember that pro bowl story about the guy getting 5 years instead of 6 months.

However I don't remember it involving an Eagles player. I could be wrong.

The Rev said...

Tia Bella... now she was a great porn star.

The Rev said...

So was Racquel Darrian.

The Rev said...

And of course, Tera Patrick.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Don't worry, Rev. I straightened it out. You can go back to sleep.

The Rev said...

Scarlet Z on porn...

that has to be a special honor right there.

El Padrino said...

i met booker btw

big dude (obviously)

at the nathan hot dog thing few years back

The Rev said...

Who was it, Deke?

Isiah Thomas said...

favortie porn star ?


any ho that is getting the business

The Rev said...

I kissed Tera Partick on the cheek at a local establishment about two years ago.

It cost me a dollar.

El Padrino said...
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El Padrino said...

yo founding lov members
we should have our email addresses posted on LOG

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't remember/find it.

ToddPacker said...

"I kissed Tera Partick on the cheek at a local establishment about two years ago."

rev you might want to get a blood test or something

Martin VanNostrand said...

Me thinks it was the bro of a Steelers player.

Spaceman Spiff said...

rev theres been a lot of DNA on that cheek, did you put a condom on that tongue

El Padrino said...

the deadspin boobie link

temwr said...

what a fucking day at work.

temwr said...

I got a new laptop today. They'll find loads of shit on my old computer.

Martin VanNostrand said...

googled "Steelers brother jail super bowl" and got this link

temwr said...

How the fuck is TJWs favorite porn star one from the 80s? Or is she early 90s?

He must have been in Wayne Gretzky's porn section when he was nailing TGO's daughter.

temwr said...

"Look at me not caring"

That was good shit there.

Isiah Thomas said...

It was a steeler's player's brother

added fo and a half years to his sentence

Isiah Thomas said...

my bad didn't check comments before I posted my link. slow page loading.........

Isiah Thomas said...

traci lords was hot

temwr said...

I'm not into jail so much that watching the super bowl would be worth an extra 5 years in there.

That's just me though.

temwr said...

Traci Lords was hot, but I figured TJW would have went with Peter North or Lexington Steele as his favorite.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm with you tem, more jail for one night of watching the sb in person? no thanks.

whocares said...

Dude would be a free man right now.

What a dumbass. I bet he gave the old Ron Burgundy "I immediately regret this decision" when he got to jail.

ToddPacker said...

"milk was a bad choice"

whocares said...

And note to self: Dont name my kid Tank. Bad things seem to happen to guys named Tank.

Isiah Thomas said...

re: bengels pic

God bless beer.

temwr said...

bengels pic NSFW I take it?

temwr said...

Now I have some sort of dual monitor set up at work. It is pretty cool.

El Padrino said...

it's safe if your boss likes titties

ToddPacker said...

bengals pic...what are the odds that she made someones post-game tailgate "memorable"

ToddPacker said...

tem

i rock the dual monitors at work it's awesome..."lots of space in this mall"

The Rev said...

E-mail addresses on LOV...

I can do that.

Which addresses should we put up?

Isiah Thomas said...

rev the same one where you get your nambla newsletter

Isiah Thomas said...

Chad Ford: I think he's soft, doesn't play defense, and isn't the shooter everyone thought he'd be out of college. He is a smart player and a good passer, but he was drafted too high and he's now over paid. I have a hard time believing, given the Warriors struggles his entire career, that he's a glue guy. One of the reasons that Mullin makes this deal is that Murphy and Dunleavy have zero experiencing winning.


ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahah

DOOOOOOOOK!

The Rev said...

OK, that was so wrong.

Isiah Thomas said...

the above quote was from this question:

Brian C. (Naugatuck, CT): Hey Chad, break down from an insider's point of view why everyone is so down on Dunleavy? I know his contract is bad, but watching him shows me that he is a glue player who doesn't need to fill a boxscore to have an impact.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You guys are lazy.

ebntx said...

"It cost me a dollar."

helping build up the economy one dollar at a time. thanks rev.

temwr said...

I am very lazy.

The Rev said...

I just wanted to make sure I had everyone's permission to post e-mails here. And I also know at least one case that the e-mail I have is a work e-mail.

That didn't warrant a man boy love comment.

I still hate the cock.

Isiah Thomas said...

I think they draft is so deep, the Suns will get a player that high who can help right away. I think they're eyeing Joakim Noah. He'd be a great fit in Phoenix.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

temwr said...

Which cheek?

An ass cheek is worth $1.

Isiah Thomas said...

you can submit your email via log

whocares said...

I'm currently trying to teach myself how to sleep with my eyes open at my desk.

I've heard it can be done.

temwr said...

Suns are drafting a Dookie just to piss zeke off.

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