Monday, January 01, 2007

Happy Fucking New Year

Bob Knight is a dickhead.

Games galore today.

So far SEC/Big 10 games look pretty evenly matched.

SEC/Big 10 challenge

1) Penn St. 20 Tenn 10.

2) Wisconsi 17 Ark 14

2-0. SEC fans pray FLA wins. Pray.

***Update

After our "slapfight" comments mysteriously were "disabled" for me, yet I can update this.

1) Yes, UM got DIPPPPPPED. Yet I don't think this "exposes" UM. The body of work speaks for itself. I've made enough excuses in the comments section as to why UM wasn't "up" for the game.

2) Yes, the SEC did get exposed as overrated. And the above argument is exclusive to this one. UM/SC isn't related to two SEC teams getting dipped by two Big 10 teams. Whocares - you argued how tough the SEC is and how they had five or six "elite" teams. Well - two of those "elite" teams, and Arkansas was a conference finalist so they are elite right, they got dipped by Big 10 teams. And Wisconsin is a team widely considered to have played an easy schedule and have no good wins. And they dipped your squad.

If the SEC goes 0-3 against the Big 10 I'm not sure what SEC fans arguments will be. Their conference will be proved to be overrated.

And Meiz - that was your right to take the bottle.


****Update again....still have comments blocked...

Please tell me someone is watching the BSU/OU game, unreal ending. And unreal OT so far. Boise State BALL DIPS fourth down.

And jfreak one thing I truly DGAF about is you or your opinion.

***FINAL UPDATE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Never seen a game end like this. OU scores a TD with less than 2 mins, down 2 - going for 2 to tie. Pass Int. Retry. 2nd try is good, penalty OU, 3rd try, good. Tie game. Boise St. (BSU) pick 6, OU up 7, 1 min left. BSU gets to midfield. 4th and 18 or so, HOOK AND LATERAL for the game tying TD with 7 seconds left. OT. OU scores on 1st play - AD run. Boise gets to OU 4 on their possession. 4th down. RB option for the tying TD. Then they go for 2 and run the old statue of liberty for the game winning 2. Fucking crazy.

Post Script:

There were way too many cut a ways to marching bands in today's games. And Chris Myers interviews the BSU RB who's standing with his chick and goes and you wanted to propose to your girl.....way to go Chris Myers.

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Isiah Thomas said...

this isn't new but Paul Mcquire is just awful.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm a shell.

The Rev said...

I'll be doing laundry and cleaning the bathroom today.

Oh joy!

Isiah Thomas said...

Erin Andrews has amazing breasts.

Isiah Thomas said...

1) If I hear "grandaddy of them all" again I will vomit.

2) Capital One - enough with the viking theme. It's played out.

kodiac130 said...

Hey WI finally got a first down;
-10 yards of offense through the 3rd and half of the 4th quarter.

kodiac130 said...

that being said, I'm still feeling comfortable with my WI pick (with 31 confidence points)

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kodiac130 said...

Big Ten teams that matter, 2-0 (with MI and OSU left to go)
ON WISCONSIN...Salute her muthafuckin name, SEC bitches

Isiah Thomas said...

SEC apologists on tv are already pulling the "but from top to bottom..."

kodiac130 said...

Yeah, they are pretty deep, but I wish they would do something like they do in College BB...something like the ACC/Big-10 Challenge.
My knowledge of college football begins and ends with the Big-10, but it's obvious that the powerhouse teams of the B10 are superior to those from the SEC...but whether, for example, Northwestern would beat Alamaba is beyond me. Soft non-conferece schedules are what is ruining College Football; it's worse than the BCS even. The only one's who benefit from this are crappy (sometimes scrappy) D1 and DI-AA teams that get paid millions to play, and have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

temwr said...

"Erin Andrews has amazing breasts."


That is exactly what we said when we were watching. When did she get those??

temwr said...

WVU pissed me off, but they pulled it out, so I guess I am happy.

Slaton hurt his vag in practice.

Isiah Thomas said...

Musberger needs to put his SC pom pom's down.

Isiah Thomas said...

I guess holding onto the ball isn't a qualification for a pass now.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think I'll have a drink.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Well, Zeke?

Isiah Thomas said...

already on record, IDGAF.

Isiah Thomas said...

uh the SC WR taunts the UM player and UM gets the penalty....laughable.

Isiah Thomas said...

CFB is a joke. The SEC was exposed as overrated frauds today, just like I've been saying from the jump.

UM getting beat, eh. As I've said, their "reward" was an away game at SC a month and a half after their final game, after getting jobbed by "they had their chance" logic and watching the top SEC teams get exposed earlier in the day. Sad.

And say I'm making excuses, call me names it doesn't matter, I truly don't care. Even if they would have won, wouldn't have cared.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wasn't gonna say anything. I just wanted your thoughts.

Isiah Thomas said...

UM gets done in by shitty play calling on both sides of the ball. They're still a good team who deserved to be in the Title game.

The SEC's pathetic showing today proves that.

Yet Foghorn Leghorns like Craig James keep pulling the "but I say but I say from top to bottom the SEC....blah blah blah". So what you look at the 10th best teams in each conference? Please, the SEC is 100% overrated.

If FLA loses the SEC will never deserve the benefit of the doubt again.

Shouting "WE'RE THE BEST WE'RE THE BEST WE'RE THE BEST" does not make it true.

Isiah Thomas said...

thoughts? just bitter. Didn't want to watch the game as they should be playing a week from today. I knew they'd lose and I truly DGAF.

And if Brent Musburger died tonight I wouldn't be sad.

Isiah Thomas said...

SEC fans, please chime in and defend your conference.

Isiah Thomas said...

Losing to a John David Booty led team is truly pathetic. NFL? Shit he's not a CFL level QB.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm going for a platinum Z.

Isiah Thomas said...

if I'm a UM db, I'm taking off my helmet and swinging it at Jarrett for his homie G act.

Isiah Thomas said...

UM needs to pull all underclassmen. The shits over, no need to get anyone hurt.

I might hunt down Pete Carroll and murder him.

kodiac130 said...

Zeke, just because you state, "say I'm making excuses" doesn't mean that you aren't making excuses, because clearly you are. The fact is, USC has embarassed Michigan and proved what we (and other big-10 fans) have been arguing against...MI is not the #2 team in the country; not by a fucking longshot. By the looks of this game, USC should be playing UM. At least they lost to another Pac-10 team and not the hugely overrated SEC.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'd like to see UM get a younger more up-to-date coach. I think the game has passed Carr by.

Isiah Thomas said...

at this point I'm hoping for a cheap shot to one of their WR's legs to end his career. It's all I've got left at this point.

kodiac130 said...

I meant USC should be playing OSU; while it definately shouldn't be a SEC hack like Florida, Michigan has proven today that they are not (even arguably) in the top 2.

Isiah Thomas said...

kodiac I'd take your sports opinions more serious if you didn't quote shakespeare and come across as the artsy kid who doesn't know sports yets tries to act like he does.

kodiac130 said...

Hey Zeke, I hear Mason is available

Isiah Thomas said...

"Michigan has proven today that they are not (even arguably) in the top 2. "

I was waiting for the first yahoo to make this statement.

Isiah Thomas said...

hey there

Isiah Thomas said...

watching Booty celebrate makes me physically ill. The guy sucks.

Isiah Thomas said...

this loss doesn't detract from a great season for UM.

Nor does it detract from UM getting jobbed.

Nor does it detract from the SEC getting exposed as frauds today.

kodiac130 said...

well, maybe I don't know sports as well as you, or many in this group, or maybe I do...really, who gives a fuck, I hold my own. But if I didn't care about sports, why would I spend so much time posting and reading everybodys opinions in here? Do you really think I give a fuck about what a bunch of random strangers think about my knowledge of sports, lifestyle, etc.?
Personally, I think you make these comments because you know I've shown you up on a couple occasions, and have no other recourse but to misdirect and say things like "hey there" or "you're artsy and don't know about sports"

Isiah Thomas said...

"because you know I've shown you up on a couple occasions"

the next time you "show me up" will be the first.

and obviously you do care. You're an Al Gore clone.

kodiac130 said...

An Al Gore clone? that's the best you can do? never been shown up?? (that's funny)

Isiah Thomas said...

don't play the fight song....don't play the fight song after that td.

Isiah Thomas said...

what's the best you got? haven't seen shit from you son.

Isiah Thomas said...

keep your "singles looking to mingle" website profile up-to-date guy.

Isiah Thomas said...

what's the best you got? what heat have you brung? "zeke's boyfriend", mom jokes? You quoteth shakespeare guy. What the fuck have you got? You're slapping yourself on the back yet don't have shit.

Isiah Thomas said...

hey there


and this will never get old....never.

hey there.

kodiac130 said...

again, that's all you got on me. That's pretty pathetic Zeke; hey, at least you can take solace in Michigan's fantastic season

Isiah Thomas said...

keep taking notes, and typing and retyping and editing your comebacks. from the length inbetween comments its obvious you're trying to hard to say something.

Now bang out some weak ass comeback and be done.

Isiah Thomas said...

kodiac I ax again - wtf do you got? bueller....bueller....bueller

Isiah Thomas said...

hey there is pathetic?

"I'm a caring compassionate guy who is very laid back..."

THAT is pathetic.

kodiac130 said...

well, everything I've learned about weak ass combacks I've certainly learned from you (although mine definately need to be weaker to reach your level). The truth is that whenever I make a valid refution of one of you dumb-shit points, you either make a personal attack or ignore it completely....never addressed whatsoever. While that seems to have kept the GOP in power from 1994-2006, I think its weak, and I think you're a complete pussy

Isiah Thomas said...

Minnesota has hockey kod - you got that at least.

Isiah Thomas said...

pull your panties up kod

Hick-Hops said...

Zeke,
After Michigan gets handled by the number 8 team in the nation does that mean they should still play for the national championship?

Isiah Thomas said...

big words kod, considering you're a five foot nothing, hundred and nothing, shakespeare quoting ass clown.

You're a real life Rudy, only gay.

Hick-Hops said...

Since the Big 10 is the only conference that is worth a damn.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wow.

kodiac130 said...

yeah, I do love hockey, it is pretty much all Minnesota has going for it these days sports-wise. Oh well, this argument isn't going anywhere. I think you are a pathetic tool, and I'm sure you think the same way about me. not worth wasting any more time

Isiah Thomas said...

further to the Rudy analogy...

you are the gay Rudy except your life is an unmitigated disaster and you haven't accomplished anything.

Hick-Hops said...

Or now do we question who was more over rated Michigan or Notre Dame?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Can we get a promoter for this fight? This needs to happen.

Isiah Thomas said...

UM/SC has no bearing on UM's worthiness.

And the SEC got dipped heads up vs Big 10 teams. That is valid to the SEC being overrated argument.

And yes SC dipped UM, no disputing that.

Isiah Thomas said...

I wouldn't denigrate pathetic tools by comparing them to you.

Isiah Thomas said...

take some notes, hit up the thesaurus and take another sip from your self righteous queer cup kod and keep er coming.

kodiac130 said...

and I haven't accomplished anything?? Really? This is why you are such a fucking idiot. You don't know shit about me, and yet you feel like you can make that claim. One of the many reasons you are complete fucking moron

Hick-Hops said...

I am not questioning the Big Ten v SEC rivarly I have thought it would be closer than shown in the media. What I am questioning is your defense of an over rated team with 1 big win (Wisconsin) then the same team pissing their legs against another national contender.

Did they deserve the title game if they could not beat USC?

Isiah Thomas said...

UM/SC has ZERO bearing on UM's worthiness on being in the title game. ZERO. Having a let down like that is the determining factor?

kodiac130 said...

I mean, what have you accomplished? Did you graduate in the top 10% of your law school class, find your dream job, and land a woman way out of your league (albiet, through an internet personal add embarrasingly enough). If so, than you have done more than me, if not (which I'm guessing) then you should really shut the fuck up

Hick-Hops said...

Before you question, yes I am a UF grad.

Isiah Thomas said...

Kod you have accomplished the Kurt Warner story. Except you're still in the grocery store.

From grocery bagger to napoleonic blogger. You have the inverse Warner story going for you.

Hey there.

Isiah Thomas said...

u of phx.com law school and you only got top 10%?

RUUUU-DEE....RUUUU-DEE

Hick-Hops said...

Yes losing against a top ten team is a worthiness factor. If you are going to use the Big Ten v SEC as worthiness factors. There was a chance to sway the votes in the AP polls and UM showed they had little offense and an over rated defense.

Isiah Thomas said...

kod landing "a" woman is out of your league.

using your neice for the photo op? "come here and take a pic with uncy kod....I need to get a date"

Hick-Hops said...

Or should we all take the Michigan team that the WWL has been talking about as the real deal and disregard the score on the field?

Isiah Thomas said...

big 10 vs sec and UM's egg laying title hopes are two different arguments.

1) the Big 10 dipped the SEC today - that can't be refuted. Plain and simple, 2 L's like that = SEC is overrated.

2) Using the Rose Bowl to make definitive statements about UM neglects the 12 weeks of great football they played.

kodiac130 said...

very weak Zeke, even for you

Isiah Thomas said...

if UM won by 50 what would you say "yeah they should have been in the title game"? Doubt it.

Isiah Thomas said...

ahahah its all good kod, you got nothing and you've proved it, your thesaurus can't keep up with this.

Gay Rudy.

kodiac130 said...

for a minute you seemed like a worthy adversary, but just for a minute. Let me put this in language you can understand, U R STOOOPID

Isiah Thomas said...

there you go kod, at least it wasn't a mom joke.

worthy adversary? Please. I dismiss you.

Hick-Hops said...

So today we found out that the Big Tens #3 school is better than the SEC #3 (not by much) and that your #4 is better than our #5 great. I would call it even. Then Michigan proved themselves as pussies against a team that lost to UCLA the last time out. Congrats.

Isiah Thomas said...

nah SEC fans can't take the easy way out. Head to head they got beat down. All we heard was calls about how great and unbeatable SEC teams were. Your #2 (ark) got beat by our overrated, untested, no good wins #3.

Isiah Thomas said...

UM played alright in the 1st like kod's in the 2nd I'll give you that. I don't hold it against them. I've watched them week in week out and they are a good team. Got dipped today but they are a good team and deserved a shot in the title game. Let's see what FLA has. If they lose and the SEC goes 0-3 vs the Big 10 it will cement their overratedness.

Hick-Hops said...

Not #2, LSU would be there would it not be for the BCS. And then our real #3 Auburn beat Nebraska but that is not your fault. The only thing Michigan had going for itself today is that Wisconsin finally got a quality win. That and ABC didn't show the shit stains in their pants.

Isiah Thomas said...

right here on LOV we heard how the SEC #5 was that much better than our #4. The your 4 is better than our 5 fffftttt argument can't be used nor dismissed so easily.

The SEC #5 should be as good as any other conference's #2 or better right? That's what we've been led to believe all season. Tenn got dipppppped by PSU.

Isiah Thomas said...

ark was in the championship game right? = #2. SEC fans can't discout the dipping they got today at the hands of the big 10.

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah UM got dipped they still deserved the title spot.

kodiac130 said...

yeah, they really showed that tonight

Hick-Hops said...

You would have a debate about UM if not for the ass kicking they got tonight. They were never in it after half time against a 2 loss team. If that is your idea of a national championship contender then move to Canada with the jay white eh.

If Florida loses by more than Michigan than I will take 10 ball dips the day after the championship game.

kodiac130 said...

At least Oklahoma can blame the refs for fucking them. Michigan was just not championship calliber

Isiah Thomas said...

ha, I got a reply from a espn columnist who still refuses to take the 2-0 Big 10 dipping as evidence the SEC was overrated.

I'm going to apply to become a self proclaimed ESPN "expert" columnist.

Isiah Thomas said...

hick get ready for them dips son.

kodiac130 said...

even if Florida gets killed, after tonight, USC was more deserving than Michigan. What a kick in the crotch for big 10 fans; other than PSU and WI it's been embarassing

Isiah Thomas said...

"Michigan was just not championship calliber "

GR - I hope this is just an attempt to further rile me up, as this is a complete non-sensical comment. Even John Edwards made more sense than this.

kodiac130 said...

and that probably says more about the weakness of the SEC than the strength of the Big10

Isiah Thomas said...

okla is getting dipped by BSU. Okla shouldn't even be D-I. See GR that's nonsense.

kodiac130 said...

Honestly Zeke, I don't give a fuck about you, your opinions or your weak ass insults. All I'm saying is that so far the Big 10 has embarassed themselves in bowl play. Our two wins may be more of a reflection of an overrated SEC (I mean, Penn State....their terrible; they were a bullshit pass interference call away from losing to the Gophers)

Hick-Hops said...

Zeke it is getting sad that you are defending UM as a national championship team after watching their past two games. They lost to two great teams but they still lost. They are a 5-10 ranked team but that is it. Henne looks scared, Hart is a great running back, and their defense would be average if they played in a conference with any amount of real offenses. But you did take care of Northwestern, Iowa, and Ball State.

Isiah Thomas said...

kod - you are the retarded dog who chases its own tale then licks its balls. You're a carny to me. You make me laugh and pity you.

kodiac130 said...

and while I'm a UW Madison alumn, I can admit that the only quality team we beat was today (SEC, so what is that worth), and we lost to MI, which suddenly looks worse.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'll still say, before tonights game UM deserved the #2 spot. Too much going on/into this game to use it as the final judge and jury on UM as a team. That's all I'm saying.

kodiac130 said...

Hey Zeke, I thought you dismissed me....what happened? Did I hit your UM nerve? Let it go bitch

Isiah Thomas said...

good call HH, losing by 3 on the road to the #1 team is disgraceful.

Isiah Thomas said...

if FLA wins or gets beat by less than 3 I'll STFU...if not.....

Isiah Thomas said...

GR - I'll still play with you, I'm done scoffing at you, you're just a ball of string to me...

Isiah Thomas said...

how does a dude go to the biggest party school in the land and can't land a chick without the aid of a singles ready to mingle web site and a pic of him on said website with a little girl?

kodiac130 said...

please...you give yourself too much credit

kodiac130 said...

I'd let it go, but the shots you are taking are pretty amusing. If I was back in 7th grade, I'd probably be writing them down

Isiah Thomas said...

if you were in 7th grade you'd still be questioning your sexuality.

kodiac130 said...

I mean, a dog who licks his own balls? Genius. Even funnier considering you called me a "retarded dog" (do dogs suffer from mental retardation? apparently so, I'm not sure) but then you spell "tail" wrong? Wow, if there are such things as these retarded dogs....I wonder if they could beat you on an IQ exam.

Hick-Hops said...

I am done for the nite. We will see on the 8th how Florida stacks up the unbeatable Buckeyes. But for now, Zeke, remember at worst Florida will finish with the same record as UM. And UM already had thir chance at OSU.

Isiah Thomas said...

"SEC (I mean, Penn State....their terrible;"

they're....but who's a spelling nazi GR.

Pointing out spelling errors? That's what you got? I'd take a piss on you but you've suffered enough.

Isiah Thomas said...

HH - that's my point, UM wins today by 50 the "they had their shot" logic comes up....they get dipped like they did its the "they weren't any good anyway" stuff.

FLA will get their shot, the SEC's rep is hanging on the outcome.

kodiac130 said...

well, I don't think I spelled anything wrong in the same sentence of calling someone a retarded dog; especially a word like tail (or tale I suppose). I guess the irony was lost on you

Isiah Thomas said...

GR - let the grammar/spelling angle go...not all of us are language arts teachers such as yourself.

Keith S said...

My dad can beat up your dad!

The Rev said...

I finally get done my chores at 10, and I miss the whole slapfight.

Good job gentlemen. You are all truly carrying the LOV banner tonight. I am impressed.

And I'll give my somewhat informed opinion on Michigan. I do find it odd that Michigan's reward for only losing to Ohio State and playing them tough is to get a bowl game that is basically a road game for them. And USC's reward for getting ball dipped by UCLA is to be the beneficiary of that home game in the Rose Bowl.

Michigan did come up small today, but they did get jobbed in the first place. And I'm sure that deflated them. I don't think we saw the real Michigan today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bout time, Rev. I was lookin' for ya earlier.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Here's my conundrum: Our original new year's plans fells through so, my buddy decides to have a "party". I call him Dec. 30 and he tells me he's only got 2 cases of beer and 1 bottle of Captain. We all know I don't drink beer or Captain. I tell him me and the woman will bring our own. The "party" ultimately turns into a real party. I brought my 1.75 of vodka and only had 3 drinks out of it. When we decide to leave, my giant bottle only has a smidge left. Am I in the wrong for having taken home a leftover liter of vodka?(same brand and everything)

I'm poor and an alcoholic and had no intention of bringing my booze for everybody else to drink. I know some people gave me shady looks when I packed up "my" shit. Should I feel like an ass for this?

kodiac130 said...

Very similar to the Seinfeld when George's parents take the Rye Bread back from Susan's parents. And personally I think you did the right thing...fuck the shady looks, they were probably coming from the same people who stole your booze.

The Rev said...

This is the way I see it...

if you bring a bottle to a party, it is automatically assumed that you are bringing it for the benefit of the whole party and the other partygoers.

But if the host knows ahead of time that you are bringing it for yourself because you don't drink the other stuff, then they should make sure it is kept aside from the other drinks. If he threw your bottle in with the others, then it is no surprise that the other partygoers drank from it.

But if you had clearance from the host to take a replacement bottle, then you are clear. It's all in how you arranged it with the host.

I ain't no Miss Manners, but that's how I see it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I had no pre-arranged agreement. But fuck that. I was under the impression that there would be like 10 of us, not a house full of strangers. On top of that, we brought a crock pot and a dish full of food.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I ain't donatin' $40 to somebody else when I'm broke as it is.

whocares said...

Zeke,

Your arguments about the SEC are laaaaaaame. Seriously, are you twelve? You seem to have the logic of a small retarded child. How are the two SEC losses today cementing the fact that the SEC is overrated, but UM getting drummed by USC not any indication of how good they are? How does that work? The bowl games prove the SEC overrated, but have no bearing on UM? That is the dumbest argument I've ever heard.

Yes, UT didnt look great today, but they lost by ten. Arkansas looked decent at times but lost by three. I wouldnt exactly call that getting ball dipped. UM on the other hand lost by fourteen. FOURTEEEN!!!!!

You can say all you want that this game didnt mean anything but we all know that's a bunch of bullshit. UM= exposed.

whocares said...

Meiz,

That's your bottle. Grab it on your way out and tell everyone to fuck off. Or give you back the vodka that they ganked.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can always find closure at the Lordz of Vengeance.

JFreak said...

I'm a Big 10 man, and I just want Zeke to shut up.

Oooooo we won two games today! We are like sooo l33t!!!!11 So that's 2-4. Whoop-di-doo.

Seriously though, I was openly rooting against Meeeeeechigan, just so I could hear Zeke's whining. He keeps saying he "DGAF"...but I bet you he would if they won. And I don't get why everyone's supposed to give a pass to UM for this bowl loss, because we all know that if ND lost to LSU like that, zeke would start foaming at the mouth saying how overrated they are.

Just shut it down isiah. It's getting pathetic.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jfreak-the pup of the gang. Always brings thunder.

Except when he skips posting days.

mound of venus said...

usually any marriage proposals at public sporting events are extemely tacky; but homeboy on Boise State actually pulled it off. dude is a stud.

mound of venus said...

predictions for this coming weekend:

cowboys win.

chiefs cover.

jets cover.

giants cover.

and on monday florida wins the national championship.

JFreak said...

Oh noes! Isiah doesn't care about my opinion!

How can I go on?

temwr said...

Is it too late for me to tout the Big East??

Also the radio DJ today said that one of the USC cheerleaders was not wearing panties and there are pics floating around the internet. I am thinking they are probably photo shopped, but for the investigative integrity of LOV I believe we need to find them.

temwr said...

Chris Meyers is a douche. I didn't watch the Boise State game. WWL says they won on a statue of liberty play...WTF??

Beth82678 said...

I think for the sake of moving past their bitch slap fest, Zeke and Kodiac just need to whip it out and use a ruler to compare. I mean isn't that where this is headed?

And Zeke, it's kind of ironic. I previously disagreed with your stance about the SEC but (mostly) respected your arguments. Now I'm more inclined to agree with your SEC stance (although they didn't get ball dipped, they aren't as good as I thought) but your arguments now, especially about UM, are pretty silly and juvenile.

But at least Georgia looked damn good. :-)

Beth82678 said...

And tem, I didn't see it either but here's Boise State's statue of liberty play.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'm not either gonna bother reading these comments, and can pretty much figure out who said what/when based on past experience.

Beth82678 said...

Good decision Steve.

El Padrino said...

bob stoops got ball dipped

El Padrino said...

i guess there aren't too many coaches that say "hey guys, watch out for the statue of liberty play on the game winning two point conversion in which the winner will receive 17mm"

Isiah Thomas said...

Here's my stance on UM:

Yes they lost yesterday, badly. But you can't use that game as the judge and jury on their season nor make Shamhoff-like claims that they suck and didn't deserve their shot in the title game based on yesterday's game.

This is juvenille? Beth bring me some nacho's and a beer before I call over the manager.

Isiah Thomas said...

And SEC fans :

Defend your conference. Claims that they had 6 "elite" teams and were the greatest conference have been made here and in the national media. Claims have also been made that the Big 10 sucked and that UW had zero "good" wins.

Well, heads up, two "elite" SEC teams lost to Big 10 teams. How you can't say that either the SEC is overrated and/or that UW and by extension the Big 10 was good at the top then that is juvenille.

And if FLA loses to OSU that 0-3 for the SEC vs Big 10.

Please, SEC fans, defend your conference.

El Padrino said...

and to michigan:

thanks for showing up and proving to fans that you cared. Thanks llyod carr for putting all your fans in a position of defense this am as we have been arguing that this team deserved another go at O State. Thanks again Mr. Carr for coming up with a great blocking scheme to protect Henne against a fast blitzing defense.

Beth82678 said...

Zeke, you've been paying too much attention to (i.e. drooling over) TJW - you're starting to sound like him in both your defense of your team and your attitude. Don't make me start ignoring you like I ignore him...

NBL. :-)

Isiah Thomas said...

Good point EP, UM's coaching staff deserves an additional ball dipping.

Isiah Thomas said...

I'm still waiting for a SEC fan to defend their conference.

Crack jokes on me all day long, it doesn't hide the 0-2 they got hung on them yesterday.

IT'S THE SEC!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

I MEAN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, did henne have a moment to throw that ball yesterday? No disrespect to Mike Hart but put Grady in there on big passing downs and leave Ecker in there an extra second or two, max protect for #7 because Manningham will get open, or Breaston or Arrington.

Everyone knows Carrol loves the blitz to the point where if you can block it it's a weakness for USC.

Isiah Thomas said...

Sure I'm full of shit and make wild claims. But the media who still backs Carr based on his overall record must be blind. If UM had a coach who isn't affiliated with the old "3 yards and a cloud of dust" mentality they'd be better off.

And Ron English - come on dude, John David Booty repeatedly gave you a pearl necklace.

El Padrino said...

Mich D did what they could. On the damn field all second half and Jarret made some plays. 3-3 at half, and Henne was sacked 5 times. That's good D.

Isiah Thomas said...

and jfreak don't worry dog, ND's ball dipping is coming soon enough. And its just them playing that day. All the world will once again see how much of a fraud ND is. And good luck next season when they do actually lose 4 games.

Beth82678 said...

Zeke, SEC fans could always defend the losses yesterday the same way you defended UM's loss to OSU - pick out 2 or 3 important plays and say "if it wasn't for those plays they'd have won!!!"

Seriously though, the more you go on the more it comes across as "conference envy". I think it's safe to say that everyone on here knows where you stand on this.

And to quote Forrest Gump, "that's all I have to say about that". I'm tired of this subject.

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whocares said...

So I guess you can make Shanoff-like claims about the SEC but nobody can do the same about UM. That makes sense.

Of the 7 games the SEC has played they have lost only three by a combined 16 points. I wouldnt call that getting dipped.

Of the 5 games the Big Ten has played they have also lost three by a combined 34 points, not to mention the biggest meltdown in bowl history.

Isiah Thomas said...

I agree to a point EP, but damn they couldn't leave their corners in 1 on 1's like that - what team can go 1 on 1 with those 2 receivers?

El Padrino said...

zeke - oh dont get me wrong english and the "secondary" grade my ass too but i'm alot more pissed off at the Offense than the defense

Isiah Thomas said...

get the fuck over it SEC fans....

It's two separate issues.

1) SEC vs Big 10 - that's concrete results.

2) UM losing, as I've said yesterday's loss has zero bearing on their claims to being in the title game.

Beth - write a guest column to get us on something new, and try and not make it on the sorry ass fucking ATL Falcons that no one gives a fuck about. The last beer you brought me was warm bitch.

Isiah Thomas said...

Is 0-2 a DS claim? Your conference finalist and another "elite" team got beat by two "inferior" Big 10 teams.

And 2 or 3 different plays and UW beats Ark by 4 TD's.

0-2 is a DS claim? I ball dip that.

Hick-Hops said...

The only things that the 2 bowls showed is that Penn State has one hell of a defense and that Wisconsin matches up evenly with Arkansas. I think it showed what was seen all along the Big Ten has three very good teams and Penn State would be better with a servicable QB. But after those four teams the Big Ten is ver bad.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

It should Illegal to be this hot, and have such a gober for a boyfriend.

Isiah Thomas said...

and Hick Hops, FLA needs to straight up win. Losing by 3 or less on a neutral field ain't an accomplishment.

The Rev said...

Is it just me, or is Zeke reminding you of Al Pacino at the end of Scarface right about now?

I'm gonna take em to war! I'm gonna bury the SEC cockaroaches!

Isiah Thomas said...

lost amongst the commotion is that it took Rev 8 hours to clean his shitter.

Elaborate Rev.

El Padrino said...

let's not forget that Nebraska scared the shit out of Tuberville

the thing with the sec is this:

they have this thing where year in year out they feel like they have the toughest scehdules and what not. Now that may be the truth but then they go into these bowl games thinking they will swat whoever they get put up against because they are "battle-tested". gimme a break. all conference games are intense, even in mid major's. Ever watch Utah and Nevada go at it? fuck Auburn vs Georgia or Alabama vs Arkansas. There are 10 other match-ups i'd rather watch and guess what, none of them are SEC teams. and being real with LOV, I dont hate the SEC. They DO have more quality teams but they are not the best conference every year, including this year.

Beth82678 said...

Dammit ElPad, don't you know reasonable posts are prohibited at LOV? I mean damn, you didn't even insult anyone. Don't let it happen again.

El Padrino said...

sorry
just needed to flex some knowledge

fuck everyone

Isiah Thomas said...

good comment EP. My bitterness and hatred makes 99% of what I say worthless, yet you summed up my feelings on the SEC.

And ya know what, maybe the SEC was the best conference but not by leaps and bounds like people here make it out to be.

Isiah Thomas said...

seriously though, no mention of the ubiquitous cut-a-ways and coverage of the marching bands yesterday? WTH is up with that? Who wants to watch 300 poindexters try and prove they aren't losers by marching in stupid patterns?

And why are all tuba players fat sloppy fucks?

Beth82678 said...

"My bitterness and hatred makes 99% of what I say worthless"

Dammit Zeke, just when I'm ready to write you off you go and say something like that...

Isiah Thomas said...

yeah I think I'm about over my cartoon esque, Ron Burgundy esque foot stomping episode I put on yesterday...almost....

El Padrino said...

Tuba's are heavy, hence the fatty's

Isiah Thomas said...

excellent point EP.

The Rev said...

Actually, the 8 hours was not just for the shitter. I had to lug about 7 loads of laundry to the laundromat. That was most of my afternoon. I didn't get to cleaning the shitter until after 8:30. That only took an hour.

El Padrino said...

zeke the cut-away's i thought they did a good job with the USC cheerleaders, I couldnt pick out the ugly duckling, which is good.

as far as the band shots, they humor me.

Isiah Thomas said...

figured as much Rev, I was hoping for a Randy Quaid "shitters clogged"-like comment.

Going to the laundromat sucks.

The Rev said...

This is what I love...

even after the foot stomping episode that had everyone calling Zeke a little bitch, he still manages to mock me in the "emergency post".

Now that's some cajones.

Isiah Thomas said...

SC "song girls" are a thing of beauty. You're correct, there isn't the token fat chick on their squad.

The Rev said...

I hate the laundromat.

In our building, we have one washer and one dryer for 6 apartment units to share. It's a bitch to get the laundry done. I use that washer for whites only whenever I can get into it.

And if I have to go to the laundromat, I tend to wait on my shirts and pants pile until the last shred of clean clothes I have are a pair of sweatpants and one of my Eagles 2004 NFC Champs t-shirts I havent worn in over a year.

El Padrino said...

rev, laundromat on new years day with 5 big bowl games on. not cool.

i dont know what your sked is like, probably hectic with the radio crap but i'd motumbo wag the laundromat on new years day, espeacially with a hangover.

i'd rather do it during the week, at night, like 10pm

Isiah Thomas said...

and big up to Spiff who took the inaugural LOV FFL. Mama L had no answer for Stephen Jackson and Spiff's crew.

El Padrino said...

for the record, i don't know how to do laundry, so when i say i'd rather go it really means she goes and i just sit on the chair and play pac-man

nor do i iron

Isiah Thomas said...

The Main Story is pics of Alba in a bikini

El Padrino said...

my god she has to be the hottest on just about everyone's list

Hotness

El Padrino said...

say something

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Who's dropping the ball today?

El Padrino said...

something

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

So, who's failed their new years resolution already? I only had one, to eat healthier....I just finished my Big Mac for lunch.

Oh well, there is always next year.

El Padrino said...

i never make resolutions
it's just a waste of time

Isiah Thomas said...

I think today is FH's day but he's not in today.

El Padrino said...

if anything i plan on drinking more beer, i dont think i drank enough last year

El Padrino said...

i see a bunch of retards eating salads...

that's gay

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

good resolution, maybe that's why the never stick

My New New Year's Resolutions In No Particular Order

1) Drink More Beer
2) Smoke More Weed
3) Exercise Less
4) Have Much More Unprotected Sex
5) Call My Mother Less
6) Gain Weight
7) Do Less Work
8) Eat More Junk Food

That should do it!

El Padrino said...

i like where your heads at steve

dont forget about:

9) buy/rent/download more porn

El Padrino said...

den den den, den-den-den

Indiana Jones 4

El Padrino said...

so just in case anyone forgot here are some movies that are being made this year (1 from last year)

Rocky 6
Indiana Jones 4
Die Hard 4
Rambo 4 or 5

what's next, Leathal Weapon 88?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I could care less about Rambo, I though the originals sucked, and I'm sure this will too.

Die Hard and Indiana Jone i'm excited about, they'll be theater movies for me.

Isiah Thomas said...

I saw "The Good Shepard" over the weekend. Eh. I fell asleep twice early on and pretty much had no clue what was going on by the end of the movie.

Observations:

1) Not enough of Angie Jolie. Her character was almost a cameo.

2) Angie Jolie and Matt Damon's characters don't age. If you have a full grown son then you shouldn't look like you did when he was first born right?

3) Not enough of Angie Jolie.

End movie review.

El Padrino said...

excellent work zeke ebert

Isiah Thomas said...

And you know there will be at least 1 more Rocky. It will be where Rocky is dying and on his deathbed. The plot will twist when Apollo's widow comes in and introduces Rocky to his long lost son, Rocky Creed. Apparently Rocky banged Ap's widow after the funeral.

Rocky Creed then vows to win the title as Rocky takes his last breath. Cue music.

Isiah Thomas said...

This story seems like it may be interesting

Some read it for me and tell me if it is, I'm bitter and lazy today.

Isiah Thomas said...

*someone

and there is no please forthcoming.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

It's always fun to see a hater humbled...good stuff.

Timeout everyone...UM got their ass handed to em.

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