Thursday, January 25, 2007

Go to hell Pachelbel

I finally decided to watch a Pacers game last night. It was the first NBA game I've watched in at least a year. This big trade the Pacers pulled off just re-sparked my interest, I guess. I wasn't that disappointed. Darrell Armstrong looks a lot younger than 38. Marques Daniels looks surprisingly not inept. And Troy Murphy kept draining long Js. It was actual good basketball. I was shocked. Shaq wasn't really a factor with only 14 minutes. The time he was in, he really just disappeared. I imagine he'll step it up as the stamina comes back. Wade made plays you just don't think can happen. He went up and blocked Jermaine O'Neal...JO was just shocked. Pacers ended up winning it in OT after being down 13 in the 4th. Good game.

A real interesting read. The guy was a top CB prospect in Georgia two years ago. He gets charged with child molestation for getting a BJ from some girl 2 years younger than he, even though it was consentual. Now he's serving 10 years, no chance of parole. Just isn't right.

I'll wait 'till next week to start spewing about the Super Bowl matchup.

So I leave you with this:



Youtube was being real pissy when I was trying to throw the video link up, so if it's screwed, don't look at me.

369 comments:

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JFreak said...

Yes, yes, thank you, thank you.

Bravo for me.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

good stuff jfreak

That article is fucked up man. Every person on that juror box, the judge, the prosecution, all of LOV, hell the world, messed around in HS with girls 2 years younger than them.


Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

Beth....your state sucks!!!!

ToddPacker said...

nice post freak....dude in jail for a non-crime isn't right...blocked on the video, i'll have check it out from home...

ebntx said...

i hope she was at least good at it.

out yesterday, did i miss out on anything?

ebntx said...

"Beth....your state sucks!!!!"

steve, that made me laugh.

El Padrino said...

terrible
he must of had a terrible lawyer

thejugwhite said...

I had read that article just before logging on here, that does suck. I can't believe they won't let him out.

I did notice one funny thing about that article though, he is in jail for getting a BJ...and his lawyers name is BJ...worth mentioning.

El Padrino said...

saw some of that pacer game
wrote them off down 13, should have stayed i guess

suns didnt have it last night
that memphis / jazz game was the shit, okur was arenas-ing from way beyond the arc

temwr said...

Today is already a shitty day.

Good post though, brought a little sunshine to this shitty day.

Also count me amongst the people who still have their Christmas tree up. We have one of those 4 foot fake plastic things and I just realized that the fucker is still up.

And that GA thing is fucked up. It is getting national attention though, so he should be out within a year.

The prosecutor who tried the case should be fired, what a dickhead. He should have thrown some plea out there for the kid that was better than the registered sex offender thing.

ToddPacker said...

21 goals in last nights NHL all-star game....exciting, i guess

ebntx said...

elp, i think the article stated he represented himself.

ebntx said...

there was an all star game on? ok, seriously who even noticed?

El Padrino said...

exaclty eb, exactly

who does he think he is
Jackie DiNorscio?

El Padrino said...

i did, i had the over
16 goals, they scored like 21

thejugwhite said...

They should just play open net in the NHL all star game...that would make it more exciting.

temwr said...

He should have hired my cousin Vinny.

temwr said...

I cuaght 2 minutes of that t-boz and the nekkid trucker show. Yes, it is stupid as all get out.

temwr said...

WWL has a poll about the worst super bowl QB...it has Grossman and Dilfer on it and some other folks, but no Neil O'Donnell.

temwr said...

El P you even gamble on hockey? damn...

whocares said...

That shit in Georgia be racialist.

whocares said...

And I know American Idol talk is discouraged here, but did anyone see the chick with the tits about to fall out the other night?

She was talking about her confidence level, but kept referring to it as "confidentiality". As in, "my confidentiality is through the roof."

F'n high larious.

El Padrino said...

hockey sometimes is easy money
like over/unders
everytime the rangers and devils play i bet the under, it's like automatic the game is going to end 2-1 or something like that

ebntx said...

wc, i saw that skank. she had to know she couldnt sing and purposely wore that shirt hoping to get in.

temwr said...

At this point 99% of the people who audition for that show are borderline retarded if not legitimately retarded.

I can totally understand why Paula drinks so much.

temwr said...

Anne Heche is leaving her husband?

Shocking? No. That is what happens when you marry a lesbian.

ebntx said...

it is really funny watching these auditions, but it has to suck for them after lets say 10 in a day. i personally stop watching once the auditions are finished.

temwr said...

The local radio show called one of the losers today and he told them that they needed to fly him out to their station if they wanted to talk to him. Some guy named Isaac something or other.

ToddPacker said...

"The local radio show called one of the losers today"


local radio sucks...stern had on penthouse pets

temwr said...

"local radio sucks"

I have to aggree with that. Although I am not going to pay $$$ to Sirius for something I listen to about 10 minutes a day. So I am stuck with the local radio.

ToddPacker said...

good point tem...my sirius was a birthday present from my pops...he pays the yearly bill as a christmas present (it's pretty cheap if you pay one year at a time), so it's basically free for me...plus i got a 1-plus commute every day so it's worth it

temwr said...

That youtube vid ain't working for me...fuck youtube.

ToddPacker said...

*1-hour commute

ToddPacker said...

i get finger wagged on all vids

El Padrino said...

pornotube is better

temwr said...

If I had a longer than 10 minute commute I'd probably be getting Sirius. But 10 mins in the morning and 10 in the afternoon ain't cutting it.

ToddPacker said...

i'm guessing that one is blocked too, ep

El Padrino said...

the auditions are hilarious
it's the first time i've actually watch them

the beetle juice black chick was great

ebntx said...

did the vid even post? there is nothing but a blank space when i look at the post.

temwr said...

pornotube? sounds like a good site.

El Padrino said...

it's porn version of youtube
best free porn site on the net
its awesome

temwr said...

Since zeke ain't around we might have trouble topping 200 posts.

El Padrino said...

im jealous that dingleberry is in vegas

if you think about all the things i love in life
sports, gambling, porn and alcohol
vegas to me is the single best place on earth
and i love it

wouldnt that be an awesome commercial?

Beth82678 said...

Oh don't worry, I agree my state sucks when it comes to crap like that story jfreak cited. That story has been all over the news here for some time now and everyone agrees it's terrible but so far no one's been able to do anything about it. Hopefully soon.

To further show how my state can sometimes suck, right now big in the news is an effort to let people vote on finally allowing beer and wine sales on Sundays. (As it is now, it's all blocked on Sundays except at eating establishments that supposedly have 50% of their sales from food.) But it'll probably never even get to where we can vote on it cause the gov says he'll veto letting it get even that far. The religious right wins again.

Beth82678 said...

Steve said: "Every person on that juror box, the judge, the prosecution, all of LOV, hell the world, messed around in HS with girls 2 years younger than them."

Not EVERY person on LOV Steve, she was my age. ;-)

Beth82678 said...

Hey, with Zeke gone maybe I should go for my scarlett Z, despite it recently losing it's luster.

Beth82678 said...

Maybe, just maybe...

Beth82678 said...

Whew, finally!

El Padrino said...

pop that cherry

Beth82678 said...

Yeah, who knew at 28 I still had one to pop?

temwr said...

The suburb I live in was the home of prohibition. It was only 5-7 months ago that you could even buy beer inside the town at all. And now even that requires a vote for each place that wants to sell beer/wine/liquor whatever.

So you had things on the ballot like "Mike's pizza wants to serve beer and wine because....Yes or No?"

I rubberstamp yes on all that shit. If hell yes was an option I'd put that.

El Padrino said...

you guys live in wastelands

The Rev said...

Just catching up...

that article about the kid in jail broke my fucking heart!

Bunch of miserable pricks in that prosecutor's office.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Re: Zeke in Vegas.

Lapdances are now non-contact. How shitty is that?

temwr said...

Well I just go to the next town over, like 3 miles away and buy the beer.

I remember when we first moved in I went to the grocery store to get some beer and they told me that they didn't sell any because it was against city code...I think my quote was "that is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard."

Then I got home and told the girl we were moving...Which we didn't do of course.

temwr said...

If it is non contact then it ain't a lap dance. It is no different than when they are on stage.

temwr said...

Rev's liberal heart is broken.

Zeke would have 100 jokes about that, but I got nothing.

temwr said...

and now I head to lunch.

I am treating today as a friday and doing basically 0 work.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I agree.

The Rev said...

I'm about to give up my Sirius account. It was a gift before, but now I gotta pay for it.

Stern is great. But I've had my fill of his show now for the past year.

Now people in my business won't think I'm a traitor for having it.

El Padrino said...

even in old vegas meiz?

The Rev said...

Yeah, that story got to my liberal side.

This is why I'm glad I live in the Northeast US.

The Rev said...

They even managed to ruin the Vegas strip clubs.

Screw George W Bush!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yep. I believe so.

thejugwhite said...

The problem with that case is not a liberal vs conservative thing, they fucked up when they rewrotr the law and didn't make it retroactive. That's why the kid is still in jail. What sucks is they haven't been able to do anything to get it out yet. Maybe since its getting more national attention it'll speed that process up.

thejugwhite said...

*rewrote

The Rev said...

I never really considered it a liberal vs. conservative thing. But someone else used the L word, and I agreed that it got to the liberal in me.

The whole system screwed up. Even the guy who put him away admitted that he shouldn't have gotten 10 years. And lawmakers on both sides of the aisle down there I'm sure are dragging their feet.

The strip club stuff... I just want to blame that on Bush. Because it's fun.

I think it would be cosmic karma if GW's daughters became strippers. How funny would that be?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

They're too fat to be strippers.

thejugwhite said...

I almost took the bait on the W comment...almost.

The Rev said...

Not all strippers are complete beanpoles, Meiz.

ebntx said...

they could move here meiz. some pretty healthy ones around these parts.

The Rev said...

Little tip for fellow Sirius subscribers.

I just called them and said I was going to cancel my subscription at the end of this month. I told them that I simply wanted to use the money for other things since I am looking for a house and planning a wedding.

They offered me two months for free. Needless to say, I took the deal.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

GA Prohibition

Yea, I went to ATL for training last year, drove down on a Sunday. After the 6 hour drive, I finally arrived. Pulled in the convenient store to pick up a well deserved 6er.

Finger Wave.

I vowed to never return. And now, I don't even think I'm gonna drive through the state. Next time I go to FL, I'm heading west to TN, then down to AL, then over to FL. Either that, or I'll drive to the SC/GA line and buy a boat.

Boycott GA!!!!

thejugwhite said...

In Texas you can't buy beer on Sundays before noon. At Reliant Stadium for a noon game, if you buy a beer before noon you have to buy peanuts with it.

Beth82678 said...

Hey, it's not all bad in Georgia Steve. We have... Ummmmmm...

Oh I know! We have gorgeous spring and fall weather and the Masters in April. And Kim Basinger and Julia Roberts are from here so that has to count for something.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Oh Yea, well NC has great spring and fall weather too. And Michael Jordan is from here....so there.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

My state can beat up your state.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Take your left hand, smack the shit out of yourself. Now punch yourself with that left hand. Finally look at that left hand palm-down with the 4 long fingers put together.
Now tell me which state just beat your ass.

The Rev said...

This all gets me a little riled up.

Just sell the damn beer! What's with all of this you gotta buy peanuts before noon with a beer, but only if your last name begins with any letter between S and V, and only if you were born on a Tuesday shit.

If they're 21, sell em a beer anyday.

I firmly believe one of the reasons we have so many drunks in this country is that government has made too many laws buying beer. In Germany, they give beer to kids at lunchtime. It's not as big a deal. And adults grow up to be more responsible drinkers.

Just sell the damn beer!

The Rev said...

By the way... that was not meant to insult the many drunks we have on this board. In fact, I'm only trying to help your life be easier.

That will be on my platform for my campaign in '08. Less restrictive beer selling laws!

ToddPacker said...

Rev, doesn't PA have some weird alchohol rules...like only package stores can sell it...i was up there last summer and i stopped a convience store and no beer..

ToddPacker said...

* convenience...maybe i'm drunk

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

We've got a county like that in NC. In 1 county out of 100, you can't buy beer. You can go to the liquor store and by all the 200 proof Everclear you want, but don't try to pick of that dangerous 6 pack of bud light.

Johnson county, the most inbred, white trash, redneck place you'll ever visit, outside of GA.

The Rev said...

Yes, TP, they do.

Only package stores and beer distributors can sell beer. No supermarket sales. You can buy take out beer from a tavern so I guess they consider taverns package stores as well. But I can't go to the local Acme and pick up bread, milk, and beer. I gotta make two trips.

Wine and liquor sales are almost 100% controlled by the state. All wine and liquor stores are run by the PA Liquor Control Board. We used to call them State Stores. They regulate the price and everything. You visit their stores to buy the hard stuff.

Some local wineries can sell their product out of their property or in a mall store of their own, but only their product.

And you can not order wine from another state and have it shipped directly to you in PA. It has to be delivered to the State Store for you to come down and pick up.

To be honest, the laws have actually gotten better in PA. But they are still bullshit. And that's only because the LCB became such a powerful bureaucracy.

The Rev said...

Thankfully Delaware and NJ are close to me. The wine stores are so much better. In Delaware, the wine stores are like huge palaces.

When I lived in Mass, I was actually shocked when I learned I could buy beer in a supermarket. I didn't think anyone did that.

But in Mass, you can't buy it on Sundays. Unless it's the holiday season. Again, weird blue laws.

The Rev said...

Yes, I'm doing 4 scrollers on liquor laws.

Gotta love that!

ToddPacker said...

is there really any difference between northern florida, georgia, tennessee, alabama, mississippi, south carolina and north carolina...i've traveled throughout the southeast region and it's all pretty reneckish

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I'm just keeping my eye on Cali, as soon and legalize reefer, I'm heading west.

ebntx said...

what the hell is a package store?

The Rev said...

package store

That's a Northeast term I am sure.

They sell beer. So if you buy a 6 pack, they bag the 6 pack for you and that is your package of beer.

In Mass, they call them packies.

The Rev said...

Liquor laws in every state from Wikipedia

This lays it all out there

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

tp

na, not really. I think Mississippi might be the worse of the bunch though. They've recently passed a law there banning all dentist.

ToddPacker said...

package store = liquor store or beer distributor

ebntx said...

what if i only want 1 beer?

The Rev said...

"The term "package" derives from the fact that following the repeal of Prohibition in 1933, a political compromise was reached with leaders of the temperance movement whereby containers of alcoholic beverages could not legally be carried in public uncovered from view. Thus, stores that sold alcohol for consumption elsewhere wrapped or "packaged" them for their customers' convenience."

There you go.

The Rev said...

I've seen stores that sell singles. But not so much in PA. It's minimum 6 pack for the most part here. Unless you buy a 40.

ebntx said...

i guess the package could be ok. getting home could be like christmas, open it up and surprise its beer.

El Padrino said...

once again, outside of vegas, NY trumps all

The Rev said...

One good thing about PA law is that you can drink in a bar until 2am, then buy a 6 pack right then and there to take home with you. It has it's perks.

ebntx said...

jug i guess this would equal buying a single here in tx and walking out with it in a brown paper bag.

thejugwhite said...

Not an uncommon sight at all.

ToddPacker said...

brown paper bags are good for the ride home

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish there was Drunk Stock Car Racing.

Why hasn't the south jumped on this?

ebntx said...

its called nascar.

temwr said...

take your right hand stick the middle finger up and the thumb out. fold the other fingers down.

that's west virginia.

temwr said...

beer and liquor laws, a LOV topic first.

El Padrino said...

west virginia

toothless but ruthless

El Padrino said...

just so everyone knows i can get beer anytime, anywhere

ebntx said...

beer vending machine anyone?

The Rev said...

ElP...

So you can buy beer at 5 am in Brooklyn?

temwr said...

once i get that kegerator with a stella keg I too will be able to get beer at anytime.

thejugwhite said...

They used to have beer vending machines in military dorms!

ToddPacker said...

"just so everyone knows i can get beer anytime, anywhere"

i def. miss that part about NY...some bars close when the last person leaves

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

tem

how much beer do you drink man? there's over 80 beers in a pony keg, and it has a shelf life of about 45 days. think you can pull that off?

thejugwhite said...

Despite out law(s) here in TX...I've never found myself in serious need of beer and unable to get it.

ebntx said...

"i def. miss that part about NY...some bars close when the last person leaves"

i get the feel elp has closed down many a bars in his day.

thejugwhite said...

If you have a kegerator and its properly pressurized, you should be able to keep it longer than 45 days without a problem.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Page2 sucks.

ebntx said...

yea, it does meiz. i hate jemele hill.

ebntx said...

i have read a few of her articles and everytime i go back i think to myself she'll get better. still waiting...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I miss when there used to be all new columns up every day.

ebntx said...

nd expected to anounce ron powlus as qb coach tomorrow.

i didnt think he was alive anymore.

temwr said...

"how much beer do you drink man? there's over 80 beers in a pony keg, and it has a shelf life of about 45 days. think you can pull that off?"

80 beers would last about 40-50 days, so I would be right on the edge. About 2 a night on average. Of course some days 0, some days 10.

I also thought the pressurized ones lasted more like 90 days.

ebntx said...

in case this is on your menu

squirrel

temwr said...

page 2 does suck.

temwr said...

shit i just realized i forgot to set my FFBB team this week.

I bet I am doing better by not setting it.

temwr said...

yep doing better...figures.

ebntx said...

that squirrel talk got me hungry. off to lunch.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish I worked in a place that had an actual kitchen. I miss that.

temwr said...

We have an actual kitchen.

There is ice cream in there.
Not sure how long it has been in there, but I am going to eat some.

El Padrino said...

ElP...

So you can buy beer at 5 am in Brooklyn?



absoultely i can, within walking distance too

JFreak said...

I fixed the video link.

Now go and watch.

And bask in the glory.

whocares said...

Wow, and I thought Alabama was backwards. You can pretty much buy beer any time any place here in Bama. With the exception of Sundays before noon. Other than that most bars close between two and three but there are plenty that will stay open til sunrise.

And I've heard the term Package Store before, as well as State Store (which is what we used to call them). Now they are known as ABC Stores. It stands for Alabama Beverage Control or some shit like that...

temwr said...

good video.

whocares said...

Still cant watch and/or bask in the glory of the video.

temwr said...

You can buy liquour in grocery stores in ohio.

ice cream...check

toilet paper...check

diet pepsi...check

bread...check

151...check

whocares said...

Just spent the last two hours of my life at the DMV.

It amazes me that we use the term "going postal" as opposed to "going DMV" cause those people just look like they hate their lives...

temwr said...

video was some comedian talking about some 1790s composer and how every song just rips that same thing off...funny stuff.

temwr said...

we'd use going DMV if more of them killed each other.

whocares said...

Wine and beer can be bought any time any place.

Liquor has to be boughten from either the Package Store or the ABC Store. The Package store rips you off with the markup, but the ABC store is state owned so they keeps them prices on the lowdown no doubt.

whocares said...

After spending two hours with them, I really am surprised that more of them are not either homicidal or suicidal.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I just read that they tested Jeter, and found that he's the dumbest shit on the planet.

That's right, HE dumped Biel.

temwr said...

for all of you keeping track my last pack of skittles had:

10 green
14 yellow
9 orange
11 red
14 purple

JFreak said...

Awesome, I had under 22 on the orange red combo.

Cut that one close.

temwr said...

"That's right, HE dumped Biel."

100% proof that he is in fact a homosexual.

temwr said...

el pad probably parlayed some combo with the total number in the package.

temwr said...

"Not EVERY person on LOV Steve, she was my age. ;-)"

that was the underappreciated LOV line of the day.

El Padrino said...

jeter gets more ass than a toilet seat, he probably got tired of that

how i dont know

temwr said...

zeke went to vegas with his girl. he is probably watching a show right now...celene dion or something.

El Padrino said...

off to jersey city

The Rev said...

No, Jeter is smart.

In fact, he is doing what Brad Pitt should have done.

Tap that ass, then move along before she gets crazy on you.

And... maybe Biel wouldn't give it up. Ever thought of that?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

tem

i noticed, but some lines are just so good and wonderful, they're better off left...undisturbed.

temwr said...

You keep it on the side until she does.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"And... maybe Biel wouldn't give it up. Ever thought of that?"


BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

temwr said...

It deserved some sort of kudos.

temwr said...

I do give a lot of props to the tap that ass and move on strategy. If that is what he is doing then that is OK.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

When Beth said she was hot...way back when...we demanded a photo to prove it.


I'm thinking that line needs some validation as well.

temwr said...

lol, steve wants an action shot of beth and another chick.

hmm, not a bad idea.

temwr said...

they closed the schools in columbus today because some bus driver got caught with a bunch of cocaine yesterday. so they just shut the whole fucking system down whilst they investigate.

The Rev said...

I don't know... Biel just strikes me as a little prudish.

I could be wrong.

Regarding Beth's claims, photos would not hurt at all.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

durg dealer/school bus driver


that's scary

whocares said...

drug dealer/ school bus driver


That's knowing your targeted demographic.

temwr said...

She could be a bit prudish, after all she has a 0 nudity clause, but with the bikinis she wears I suspect she gives it up.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

haha, here ya go little Timmy, it's some sugar for your cereal.

or

Want the bus driver to show how to make those vegetables taste better?

temwr said...

I'm still not sure the rational response to this issue is to shut the entire school system down for a few days.

"Hey, all our kids might have just bought come crack."

"Well, hmm, let's cancel school so they all have to stay home alone while their parents go to work."

"BRILLIANT!" (In the guiness commercial voice)

Tyler said...

Mascot suspended for two games + 50 hours community service for prematurely running onto the court. Does he have to do the community service in the costume? Because seeing a guy in a Bull Mascot Costume picking up trash on the side of the freeway on the way into work would be awesome.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

that's funny, in a haha laugh at you kinda way.

ebntx said...

that doesnt sound like a legal decision. unless he really likes his job, i would say fuck that shit.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

Anybody want a date to the Super Bowl

whocares said...

Judging from the commercials, the janitor at ESPN is probably The Bulls mascot, or someone like that.

whocares said...

Is that ebay thing real? MAybe I'm just a dumbass but it looks real to me. Well, all of it except for the bid price.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

eb

I'm with ya there, he can't make that much money being a mascot. I'd tell them to go to hell.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

wc

i don't know, if you look at the bid history, it started off as legit, 600, 1000, 2000, etc etc. Then probably some assholes started making astronomical bids to fuck with her.


I've never paid for sex in my life, but if I paid 3,000 for a date AND gave her one of my Superbowl tickets...I'd better get some ass.

temwr said...

The ad is real, the price got out of hand with some fake bids.

She isn't even asking for $$$, she is just asking for the tickets.

If you got a spare ticket, email her and she will be your date.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A rediscovered, old obsession

temwr said...

***for a ticket.


I imagine some fan from Chicago that has tickets will end up taking her to the game. After the game 100% chance she ditches him.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I just heard, the news today
seems my life, is gonna change


A buddy of mine just found a place in town that sells LEINENKUGEL'S!

Martin VanNostrand said...

I think it would be nice to have an office weather man. I sure could have used a forecast for the sh*t storm that's been here since about 2:30pm yesterday. Looks like this system will be around through Friday.

whocares said...

I thought Ebay had a system where you couldnt throw out BS bids like 99 mil? But I'm no computer guy. I bet Steve could do it...

ebntx said...

"This need not be said, but just in case...I am NOT an escort. This is a good ol' fashioned date. I will however buck tradition and, as the lady, spring for the beer and food. Only SERIOUS inquiries. "

last time i checked, getting paid for a date made you an escort.

temwr said...

I am shocked ebay let it get that high.

That made me think it was a fake, but it seems to be Ebays real page.

Although I am easily fooled.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Martin, the next time you quote "Creed", I'm gonna jump thru the internet and, kill you.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

what are LEINENKUGEL'S?

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

ebay girl -

if you really wanted to mess with her, you could email and tell her to meet you there, and then not show up.

That would be funny.

ebntx said...

sounds like a job for tjw.

temwr said...

She isn't asking for cash so the bids are stupid. She just wants a ticket in exchange for her company.

ie...she is an escort who doesn't want money.

a dumb ho.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

a free ticket? sorry sweetheart, you're not THAT good looking

temwr said...

LEINENKUGEL'S


is a regional beer. good stuff.

I think coors owns it now, was some sort of family owned thing for a long long time.

temwr said...

she'll pay for food though!


I'm with steve though, tell her you'll meet her at so and so place and just not show up.

ebntx said...

if i had a ticket, id consider it if she reimbursed me for my plane ticket and paid for the beer and food.

ToddPacker said...

Just for you Meiz...sorry in advance

temwr said...

If I had an extra ticket it would not be going to her.

temwr said...

looks like we will make 200+ without zeke. that is solid.

ebntx said...

just a random thought. i am eating some david sunflower seeds, and these dont taste anywhere like i remember as a kid. i usually just buy the 2/$1 no name packs and those taste so much better.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

yea eb, but with a free ticket you could get a hot girl you knew to go with you. Hell, I'd sooner take one of my boys to the superbowl than some random girl I've never met.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

I like the BBQ David Sunflower seeds, can't put them down once I start.

temwr said...

umm, yahoo.com broke this Reggie Bush story about tapes showing he took cash while at USC??

yahoo.com is breaking news stories now???

temwr said...

i hate sunflower seeds.

Martin VanNostrand said...

My bad Meiz. I am proud to say I have never owned a Creed album but somehow the news of the now accessable Honey Weiss triggered the joy of a pregnancy being announced. From that the song popped into my head.

ToddPacker said...

i got strung out on sunflower seeds during the summer of '95....3 softball leagues at one time...i've been off the stuff ever since....

temwr said...

I didn't even recognize it as a creed quote.

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