Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Bouncing Here and There and Everywhere

OK well screw it, we'll get the D- material out of the way right now:

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but they had to put Barbaro down, I know, shocking. I'm pretty sure I am the first to report this so why doesn't everyone just take a minute to reflect on what that horse meant to the world.


Anyway....


Baseball: Barry Bonds finally signed his Giants contract, count me among those who hopes he breaks the record this year just so he can retire and go away. I am not looking forward to another summer of steroid talk. I am pretty convinced that he was on something, but then again I am convinced that a lot of the pitchers were too so I am not sure it matters.

Basketball: Nets beat the Jazz by 1. After they lost three in a row by 1. I haven't looked but I am sure there is some Elias Sports Bureau stat saying this was the first or second time (at most) that this has ever happened. In all honesty this isn't even important enough to make a Trivia Pursuit card. The Suns lost for the first time in a long long time. Bron Bron's toe hurts so he is going to probably sit out some games so that he is healthy for the All Star game.

College Bball: I am sure someone played yesterday, but beats me who.

Football: The Super Bowl is this week so I'm gonna use this space to put down my thoughts.

1) Peyton throws more "should have been" picks than I have ever seen. Defenders drop his balls (haha, funny line) all the time. I'm not sure if this is because Peyton is so good that he puts them just out of reach or what. All I know is that the Bears DBs don't seem to drop many balls.

2) I'm not sure Rex Grossman can deal with the pressure of a Super Bowl at this point in his career. Hmm, ditto for Peyton.

3) Marvin Harrison is due for a huuuuuugggggeeee game.

4) The Bears D is good.

5) Bob Sanders makes the Colts D a lot better.

Fuck I just realized that his is exactly the way Peter King would write about his Super Bowl pick. I am ashamed. I am just getting to my pick.

Bears 27 Colts 21


OK let the chaos ensue.

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temwr said...

Oh yeah I forgot.

Fuck AXE.

ToddPacker said...

good solid D- post tem....i agree with your pick. i think the bears win the big one this weekend and rex does just enough not to lose the game...

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

good stuff tem.


Just did some research (I'm not sure why) on Axe, it started in South Africa and then France and then international. So if ya really think about, or really don't, Axe is French.

Another reason to hate it, Fuck The French.

temwr said...

If I am a gambling man I am taking the points and the Bears.

Of course I am not and whenever I do I lose, so take that for what its worth.

El Padrino said...

Naked student gets TAAZZZED

El Padrino said...

I'm a gmbling man and I'm thinking about going with the points

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

from ep's article

"There was no indication of substance abuse or a medical problem."

isn't stripping naked, rubbing oil all over your body, and running around the schoolyard during lunch a sign of substance abuse or a medical problem?

ebntx said...

i know everyone here hates the cowboys, but id be ok with this one.

look at those eyes

just please, please not norv turner.

temwr said...

Haha that nekkid taser thing happened in the town I live in.

temwr said...

MS as coach of the boys would be sweet.

I can not imagine what he would do to TO.

temwr said...

"That prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess," Gaylor said.


The best quote from that nekkid tasered kid article.

whocares said...

Inducing panic is a crime?

whocares said...

Isnt that basically just making people nervous?

I do that all the time.

temwr said...

Until 12 months (or so) ago you couldn't even buy beer in Westerville...so yeah inducing panic is a crime too.

The cops in town might bust you for farting in the cereal isle of the grocery store.

El Padrino said...

i've been touting singeltary for weeks, thing is didnt they hire a hot shot young d coordinator?

that wont fly well with mike, i dont think

El Padrino said...

then tem, i'd be a repeat offender

temwr said...

They hired some red headed O-coord and I think a D-coord too.

El Padrino said...

yeah Bowles and Garrett
from yesterday but did anyone see skunkpatch rip The Departed because it was too bloody?

what a fruitcake of a man

El Padrino said...

and for the record:

el pad doesn't trust red headed guys or guys with curly hair

ToddPacker said...

"el pad doesn't trust red headed guys or guys with curly hair"


that's funny...what about a red-headed guy with curly hair?

temwr said...

I've had a pretty productive morning at work. I'm about to shut it down until after lunch.

ebntx said...

elp, whats up with the curly hair?

ebntx said...

redheads i can understand. they can be crazy, but the curly hair?

Martin VanNostrand said...

a friend of mine got this posted on that Barbaro death book (pg 44).

January 29, 2007
See you soon
Elmer Sglue (Middletown, NJ )

ebntx said...

good stuff, mv

Martin VanNostrand said...

My hair is curly and I don't trust myself most of the time.

temwr said...

Elmer Sglue (Middletown, NJ )


haha, awesome.

temwr said...

steve the guy in the middle of your picture needs a beer.

The Rev said...

That was as D- as it gets. NIIICCEEE!

I haven't come up with a score for the game yet. But I'm thinking Colts win.

El Padrino said...

red headed curly hair = satan

i dont know eb, ever since the sideshow bob episode of the simpsons, mj from real world and anderson varejo from the cavs

The Rev said...

I speak for the rest of the NFC East fans when I say this...

please, Cowboys, hire norv Turner. Pretty please!

The Rev said...

Don't forget Carrot Top.

temwr said...

That makes carrot top the devil.

I can not say I really disagree.

temwr said...

I wonder if he ever parlayed his fame into a sweet looking wife...or husband.

ebntx said...

carrot top is the antichrist to elp. red and curly.

ebntx said...

rev, i hear the eagles are interested in trading for to.

The Rev said...

Hiring Norv Turner in Dallas would guarantee the Eagles winning the division next season.

Combine that with the Giants giving Coughlin one more year, and the Redskins holding on to the past with Gibbs, and it's like a big combined gift to the Eagles.

temwr said...

I heard TO was going to go to the Falcons. So he could hit on Beth in ATL.

El Padrino said...

rev norv turner may not be a good hc, but he was the o coordinator when dallas dominated

be careful, with two good assistants he can be successful

ebntx said...

"rev norv turner may not be a good hc, but he was the o coordinator when dallas dominated"

everyone keeps saying that here, but his record as a hc sucks and his offensive schemes are no longer a secret.

El Padrino said...

I disagree, Frank Gore

El Padrino said...

Alex Smith

temwr said...

Any else notice that when zeke went to vegas and didn't post that beth stopped posting too?

interesting...

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

carrot top is the most annoying person on the planet. I don't think there is anybody that wouldn't say that. But he's rich because of it....so I guess that's something.


tem, I love this pic, it's one of those that you have no memory of it being taken. The guy in the middle is a shot guy, he doesn't drink beer, and he's quite proud of it. The big guy and the guy on the right ended that night with a wrestling match. It's pretty obvious who won.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

tem

maybe Beth is in Vegas with Zeke....

ebntx said...

offense ranked in bottom 20's of 32 team league.

The Rev said...

Why did I bother reading scoop Jackson today? Why?

Quote from Scoop...

"The three covers that have blessed the "sports bible" during the NFL playoffs have featured Jeff Garcia (lost the following game), Drew Brees (lost the following game) and Peyton Manning (pending). Coincidence, or conspiracy? Based on that short but accurate jinx theory, the Colts are screwed."

Ummm.... Jeff Garcia's cover hit newsstands the week leading up to the Wild Card game. Which means Jeff Garcia actually won the game following his cover.

Maybe it doesn't matter much. But it's fun proving Scoop wrong.

temwr said...

The guy on the right has crazy devil eyes. He probably fights dirty.

I know a guy who is very proud about not drinking beer as well. But he does not do shots, just captain and coke for him. If you give him a jack and coke he gets pissed.

temwr said...

Rev knows his Philly stuff.

The Rev said...

Norv Turner with good assistants is still Norv Turner.

You tell me ElP. If he was hired as coach of the Giants, would you be happy? Even if he got kick ass assistants.

The Rev said...

It even made me write Scoop an e-mail in his mailbag thingy on Page 2.

I called him Ace. As in, "Nice try, Ace!"

thejugwhite said...

How many scrolls was the email to scoop?

The Rev said...

Plenty of good offensive coordinators have been terrible head coaches.

Rich Kotite. Case in point.

The Rev said...

Only 1. I didn't need much to prove him wrong.

Beth82678 said...

Hey, as Zeke so eloquently put it "vegas = good".

And in case anyone missed it, according to the Nation of Islam Sportsblog, LOV's own Steve is a flat butt loving white bread, spoon fed, apron string led, empty bed, no legs spread, can't get no head, dick like a thread, YOU heard what I said...mother jumper.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

lol, yea that dude has mad hate skillz

mound of venus said...

THE BEARS WILL WIN THE GAME.

El Padrino said...

that's different rev
outside lookin in perspective applies when talking about another team, all i m sayin is i dont think he's as terrible as some people think

El Padrino said...

*poof*

ToddPacker said...

cool weather here in tampa today...32° this morning when i woke up and about 48° right now....it's funny how people in florida react to semi-cold weather...there's a dude who came to work in a big-ass winter coat, hat and gloves...ridiculous...

ToddPacker said...

mov got his 1 comment in...nice

thejugwhite said...

Its like that here in Texas too. If it drops to 40 degrees people leave their water running so their pipes don't freeze.

ToddPacker said...

plus he used all caps...extra bonus

ToddPacker said...

i like when old peeps go out and cover up their plants and shrubs in the yard...wtf

temwr said...

That dude can rhyme.

temwr said...

It reminded me of that Robin Williams movie Hook when he is just spouting off insults that rhyme.

thejugwhite said...

Last week it froze in some parts of Texas, but the way they talked about it on the radio you'd think a hurricane is coming. I'm surprised they don't name the ice storms like they do hurricanes.

temwr said...

I think it was 11 here when I woke up.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

from NOISB this is his email address

"tariq_ali_abdur_leroy_jefferson@yahoo.com"

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

11!!!! To hell that, if i moved anywhere it would be south. I hate cold weather.


Is there anybody here that thinks the Colts are going to win?

mound of venus said...

i always use all caps when predicting. gives my picks more weight and validity. i am the jimmy the freakin greek right now. i have only missed one playoff game prediction. and i dont plan on losing the super bowl one.

temwr said...

jfreak probably does.

ToddPacker said...

i'm guessing that jfreak is predicting a colts win

El Padrino said...

tp it was a balmy 19 degrees this morning

ToddPacker said...

mov doubling up today

The Rev said...

"i m sayin is i dont think he's as terrible as some people think"

I see now.

Reverse psychology on the Cowboys fan from the Giants fan. Lull them into a false sense of security.

Nice!

El Padrino said...

from the school of beth
; )

ebntx said...

i like the colts.

temwr said...

I like lunch.

Which is now.

The Rev said...

Is there anybody here that thinks the Colts are going to win?

Ummm... I said that earlier today.

The Rev said...

Buncha pussies with the cold.

19 here in Philly. It's like 9 in Boston.

Shit be freezin here.

whocares said...

tp,

I know what you mean about the weather. It's about 40 here today and I have on a short sleeve golf shirt. The reason is the walk from my car to my office is about 25 feet, and my office is usually hot a shit. But it never fails that the receptionist makes a comment every day about me not having on a jacket. Uh, I can handle a 25 foot walk in 40 degree weather. Thanks though.


And you may have missed my comment from yesterday. But I went to the UF game. They did get a few calls, but that certainly didnt have much bearing on the outcome. UF is hands down the best team in the SEC.

thejugwhite said...

Its all in what you're used to...the humdity down here sucks, but you get used to it just like you do with the cold up North. I used to live up there too.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

went to MickyDs to get some lunch, the lady on the intercom spoke good English. It made me happy, I think the food even taste a little better.

El Padrino said...

stuart scott's eyes are getting worse every day, at what point should this freak be off the air

jesus!
espn radio please stuart
please!!!!

ebntx said...

i think stu scott needs to rock the eye patch.

thejugwhite said...

Does he look like Reche Caldwell?

ebntx said...

steve you need to report that mickey d's. that person is taking some illegal immigrants job.

El Padrino said...

i wish he did
striaght up scary
Stu Scott

ebntx said...

those are some paint skillz that could make zeke proud.

ToddPacker said...

i hear ya, WC...this past weekend i was wearing shorts and a short sleeve shirt (it was about 50°) and i went to the store and the check out lady was freaking out about how cold i must be....i told her i was from alaska and she shut up....


yea, i read your comment about the UF/Auburn game...UF did get a lot of calls in that game(some of them might have been a little blown out of proportion by the auburn crowds reaction), but they were def. getting some "duke-like" calls...

ToddPacker said...

lunch

El Padrino said...

and from wikipedia :

"His eye was injured when a football from a throwing machine hit him while doing an interview at the New York Jets field."

Never heard of a lawsuit, we still live in America right?

El Padrino said...

i woulda made millions off that lazy eye

Mills said...

I think kick ass assistants are underrated. They basically can run a side of the ball on their own and free the HC up for whatever else needs to be done.

Would much rather have a two kick ass Assistants an an avg HC.

Hayden Fry was a prime example. Amazing coaching tree. 7 former assistants in the top 25 at one point a couple of years ago (Bob Stoops, Bill Synder, Ferentz, Alvarez, etc..). They left...he sucked. Assistants are key.

Mills said...

I think the Colts will win...and I am sure JFreak does too.

El Padrino said...

nfl realizing that now mills

El Padrino said...

testing

Mills said...

and also, i agree with elp, norv did go things with very little in san fran. that offense was pretty salty at the end of the year.

and washington and oakland are so F-ed that it doesn't matter who is coaching them right now.

El Padrino said...

sweet
here's looking at you stu

Mills said...

And for the record. I am a giants fan AND i think caughlin probably deserved one more shot.

too many injuries this year to fully hold him accountable. and eli sucks. so tom has that going for him too.

El Padrino said...

i can agree he deserved another go
i just hope the bad penalties subside and i hope the d plays better, thanks rev!

plus there was no one out there right now, cowher in 08....no doubt

thejugwhite said...

It seems everyone gets screwed on Super Bowl tickets. Even the owner of the host team.

"I have to buy a ticket to my suite," says Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga. "I have to buy a parking pass to my building. They just take over everything ... we have nothing to do with it. They're poking holes in the building and doing whatever they want.

"Not only do I have to buy a ticket to my own suite, but they're telling me my suite holds 55 seats. I told them, 'No it doesn't.' That's too crowded.

"When they leave, who do you think pays for all that stuff? All the seats and the plumbing and the walls? It's us."

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

poor little multi-millionaire, boo hoo

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck it. Time to bust out the cocktails.

temwr said...

YEah but when they ask him if he wants to host again in 2012 he will say "hell yes"

temwr said...

Scott went to wearing glasses with thicker and thicker rims to hide his lazy eye.

ESPN will keep him on board though. He and Lou Holtz satisfy their quota for hiring American's with disabilities. Hell Stuart is black and disabled, that is a twofer for the network.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

"Fuck it. Time to bust out the cocktails."

Meiz, what kinda hours do you work man?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm off on Tuesday if I have to work on Saturday.

El Padrino said...

today's tuesday?

FUCK

temwr said...

Tuesday seems like a crap day to get off. I dislike tuesdays in general.

temwr said...

yeah el pad, today is tuesday.

it's only tuesday at that. still 3 more full work days until friday night.


tuesday is a curly red headed day.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tuesday's also bowling day.

temwr said...

hammered before bowling? that might make it even better.

I bowled a 179 when I was drunk and openly commenting on the sweet ass the girl we were playing against had. A 179 for me is stellar. I suck at bowling.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sometimes it works. Was plowed last week and shot 604.

Spaceman Spiff said...

kobe got suspended for unintentionally hitting manu in the face. manu fucking deserves a good bitchslap for all that flopping.

thejugwhite said...

I'm a 3-5 bowler...between 3 beers and 5 beers I'm pretty good, anywhere before or after that and I suck.

temwr said...

I was probably at 4 or 5 when I was bowling my best. I guess I did tail off at the end.

temwr said...

fuck AXE.

temwr said...

and haha for Kobe.

temwr said...

manu is going to be the reasont he NBA has a new flop rule next year.

temwr said...

Huh I missed the Nets 10 pt win in Denver. That makes that shit about 3 losses by 1 point followed by a win by 1 point wrong.

I blame AXE.

temwr said...

I need an intern to be a fact checker.

temwr said...

604 in 3 games Meiz?

I could only do that counting my handicap.

temwr said...

I hate preparing work papers.

I need a work intern.

Or as the big boss calls them.

"girls."

temwr said...

As in:


"I need this presentation finished and 10 copies, you have a girl to do the copies right?"

"No I have to make the copies myself."

"Oh. Well you can't use my girl."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes in 3 games. It's not that big of a deal.

Handicap!?!? Pussy.
Although almost all leagues are handicapped now. I bowl in the last scratch league in the area.

temwr said...

Pot that fights fat

temwr said...

Yeah the league throws a handicap on there. I just ignore it, but for league purposes they count it.

ToddPacker said...

tem is going for the 40%

temwr said...

40% is a pipe dream.

Like scoring 100 in an NBA game. Maybe someone will get it once, but nobody will really come too close after that.

temwr said...

If anyone does it then it will be Zeke.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

tem you damn near 30% now, you can do it


Ebntx: 12 9.02%
El Padrino: 23 17.29%
ToddPacker: 11 8.27%
Beth82678: 1 0.75%
TheJugWhite: 7 5.26%
Martin VanNostrand: 2 1.50%
Dikembe Meiztombo: 5 3.76%
Rev. Smokin Steve: 12 9.02%
WhoCares: 3 2.26%
Temwr: 39 29.32%
Steve: 10 7.52%
Spaceman Spiff: 1 0.75%
Mound Of Venus: 2 1.50%
Mills: 4 3.01%
-----------------------------------

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm posting this just to affect tem's ratio.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem's a ballhog.

temwr said...

I am what Gilbert Areneas would be if he played against Duke.

temwr said...

I am going NBA live style and just shooting with one guy.

temwr said...

oh and speaking of x-box i plowed through that Gun game. It was worth the rent. I got my $4.50 of entertainment out of it.

ToddPacker said...

40% might happen on a weekend/holiday post...and the 2 favorites have to be zeke and tem...

temwr said...

Tyra Banks weighs 161 pounds???

I guess she is tall as fuck though.

temwr said...

Well now I need to do some work, so unless today stays slow expect that 30% to drop a lot.

ToddPacker said...

work is overrated

ToddPacker said...

meiz

what's the booze of choice today?

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Martin VanNostrand said...

tem is definitely getting Zekes touches since he's been out of the line up. Looks like I am contributing nicely in my 12th man role. My buckets usually come at the end of the day during garbage time.

ToddPacker said...

"My buckets usually come at the end of the day during garbage time."

you mean "costanza time"

Mills said...

re: tyra --

girl is putting some cushion for pushing on the hips.

there was a picture of her up on the celeb blogs where she looked like a major unit.

161 even at 5'10-5'11 is HUGE on a model (and even a bit big on normal sized girls)

Martin VanNostrand said...

RE: steve said, steve said, steve said...

I've heard you can do this on your blog as well and it will put you higher in google searches.

Martin VanNostrand said...

lizunch then mizeeting. Benching myself until late in the 4th.

El Padrino said...

a 604 would be awesome in one game








(if anyone corrects me by saying "all u can get is a 300" you deserve immediate HOJ induction)

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

mv

yep, same concept...sorta

ToddPacker said...

thursday, february 15 is the 6 month anniversary of the LOV (i think) I'm sure rev will correct me if i'm wrong...

but it sounds like a good LOV on steroids day... with a healthy zeke and tem we might even hit 2 grand on the comments

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

tp


Thursday would be difficult, cause you would only have until Friday morning. Maybe let the Thursday post carry over threw the weekend?

El Padrino said...

steve has a calendar

thejugwhite said...

That would be cheating...if you're going for 2K...you need to do that in one day. I'll make sure I pitch in with my 10-20 comments...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Vodka kiddie cocktails

temwr said...

OK so I am already tired of work.

LOV has greatly lowered my tolerance for work.

thejugwhite said...

Have you tried drinking at work?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Not at my current job. I couldn't do it. I have drank at all my other jobs one time or another.

Golf Course, office/warehouse, Sears, Country Club. My current job is also the only one I have never puked at.

thejugwhite said...

So when you're at work you don't carry around a flask and take small swigs, you've got one of those camel packs on under your shirt and your hitting it hard huh?

temwr said...

I am suprised more people don't drink at work here.

thejugwhite said...

I'll have a beer or two at lunch now and then, but that's it.

JFreak said...

it's like 14 outside.

If it's gonna be this cold, it needs to snow. A lot.

El Padrino said...

beer at lunch once in a blue

i could easily jack and coke it in a thermos mug or something but i dont know if that a good idea

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just to bust Rum & Coke in a 20oz.

temwr said...

I just love weather.com.

It says:

19
feels like 3

The Rev said...

Feb 15th... that would be 6 months of LOV.

ebntx said...

ive never understood why we have have the wind chill factor. if it feels like 3 then say it is 3.

ebntx said...

of course here we have the heat index. its 105 but feels like 112.

temwr said...

How the hell do they figure out what it feels like anyway?

Can anyone 'splain that?

El Padrino said...

eddie jones back with miami

The Rev said...

Wind chill I understand more. Because wind fluctuates. It could be 20 degrees, but with a sudden wind gust it feels like 0. Those wind gusts can come and go.

Heat index should be done away with because humidity can stay a little more constant. If 105 with 70% humidity feels like 112, then it should be 112. You don't get humidity surges to 95% making it oocasionally feel 117.

OK, what the hell did I just say?

The Rev said...

I miss Pablo Escobar.

whocares said...

TPS Reports have been flowing like wine since Monday morning.

I need to get that 3 comments up to at least 10 by days end.

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

wind chill/heat index


I'd imagine that the difference is in actual temperature...obvious right. But like if it's 38 degrees, outside water will not freeze even though it "feels" like 30. That's why they have the two.

whocares said...

I dont like having only one more comment than the LOV ninja. It makes me feel all sinister and shit.

whocares said...

Yeah, but if the water had a constant "wind chill" blowing across it to make it "feel" like 30, would the water freeze?

whocares said...

Why dont they just say

"It's 38, but it's windy as hell so you may want to add another layer."

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

no

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

hell, that would melt ice

Zeke Fucks My Mom said...

good call WC


"Your gonna freeze your nuts off, so dress really warm"

The Rev said...

I hate weather discussions.

I feel like we are all sitting in the living room with grandma and grandpa next to the fireplace.

"Cold enough for ya, Sonny Boy? I tell ya, this cold makes my Depends freeze up on me."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hell, there's days when it's 25 here and to me feels like 35-40.

ebntx said...

here we dont have to deal with the cold too much. the heat here is everlasting. i think they should tell me how hot it is by telling me what i can cook on my sidewalk.

The Rev said...

It's like when you have nothing to say, but you have to say something cause you can't take awkward silence. First you go to the weather discussion.

thejugwhite said...

LOV has reached awkward elevator talk...

The Rev said...

So... see any good movies lately?

Mills said...

Re: talking about the weather.

i hear ya on that. a couple of weeks ago i had a wtf moment, as my wife and a couple of our friends were all gathered and we started talking about interest rates on our homes and health insurance plans at our work.

i am 26. that shit is not right.

The Rev said...

How about that Super Bowl coming up, eh?

The Rev said...

I was going for an awkward elevator talk Z.

Damn Mills!

The Rev said...

Wait until you hit 35 Mills.

Those conversations actually become fun.

Mills said...

i do's what i can.

thejugwhite said...

LOV has reached awkward elevator talk...

Mills said...

we already talk about our dogs like they are our kids. i think i just need to pull a father hate and end it now before it gets more depressing!

thejugwhite said...

Boy, the weekend, never long enough huh?

thejugwhite said...

I went several months without talking to anyone in the elevator here at work after a bad experience.

I got on the elevator on the first floor with a woman who works on the same floor I do. Since we know each other, I asked her how she was doing. As the door closed, she says, "Ohh not too good, I just found out I have cancer."

That was the longest ride to the 3rd floor of my life...

The Rev said...

Mills is 26, and is having discussions on interest rates.

I'm 35, and just getting around to buying my first house. Just put a bid on one last night. At 26, I knew nothing, nor did I care about interest rates. I was too busy blowing my money.

El Padrino said...

dont talk to anyone on the elevator, it's useless

stay silent for 30 seconds and your good

The Rev said...

"Ohh not too good, I just found out I have cancer."
That was the longest ride to the 3rd floor of my life...

YEESH!

I think I may have provided a long elevator ride for someone like that the day I found out.

I'm sorry to whomever that person was. I'll make it up to you. I'll buy you a beer.

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